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    The boy came forward, he was much older than a first year, Sirius’ age surely. His free-falling yellow hair fell limp against his empty eyes. His posture was tall but robotic and it took everything in him to take those steps towards the front. There was a sense of defeat, a bone-crushing, logic-defying depression. There wasn’t even a cry for help in those eyes, help wasn’t wanted.

    “Regulus.” Sirius breathed.

    “Edward Elric” McGonagall called.

    Al sacrificed himself in order to help Ed defeat Father. Edward could not get his brother back, no matter what he offered Truth. Concerned for his wellbeing, Roy decides to send Ed far away from Amestris; Joining Hogwarts as a fifth year student. In Ed's Year group he meets a certain four people; Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs. Follow Ed throughout the years in Hogwarts and into the First Wizarding War with Voldemort.

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    Edward had been roaming that earth for a thousand years. He had been through persecutions, crusades, he watched the rise of magic and the fall of empires, and yet the greatest challenge he faced was reuniting with his family and finding a way back home. After six hundred years of hunting down his student Nicolas Flamel for the stolen half of the philospher's stone, he finds it at Hogwarts in the hands of a wizard he would rather forget. However, instead of returning the stone to him, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. In a battle against his own past and the unknown future, Edward struggles to find a way to get him and the 50 million other Amestrian souls back home.

    IN OTHER WORDS: The Promised day didn't go as planned and Edward found himself in the 992AD wizarding world immortalized by the philosophers stone. After being betrayed by Flamel and tricked by Dumbledore, he gets trapped at Hogwarts in 1992. All he wants to do is go home, but the future works in mysterious ways.
    HP book 2/Brotherhood. Please Review.

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    If this is what the bastard smells like on suppressants, then Ed can't even imagine how good he must smell normally. What would the full force of it do to Ed's body? To his psyche? It would probably feel amazing.

    Ed hopes he smells half this good to other people when he presents, but knowing his luck he'll smell like dear old dad, not that he remembers what that smells like anymore. Probably it'll be some bullshit like... like... a train car when it's way too hot out. Rancid milk. Automail oil, too, even if he gets his limbs back, because there's no way he won't be cursed with this for the rest of his life. To be fair, he fucking deserves it.

    Part of this whole thing has to be about acceptance, though, doesn't it? So, maybe he'll just... be what he is. For once.

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    Roy’s eyes finally adjusted to the light, and he realized two things in quick succession: one, he was in deep trouble, and two, he was alone.

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    A collection of scenes from Truth's eyes- or lack thereof.
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    “I didn’t mean for this,” He hisses, gold eyes wide with anger. The haze of the dream makes the colour swim like a distant solar flare. “I didn’t mean for any of this.”

    “Liar,” Truth smiles, tapping a lazy rhythm to their inner thigh. “Would you still have stepped through the Gate if you knew there would be a Toll? Would your mother’s smile be worth it?” They ask, genuinely intrigued.

    For once, he does not answer.

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    Edward and two other state alchemists are missing. Will Roy and the team be able to find them before the alchemists fall to the one who took them for a sick game of hunting them?

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    After the Battle of Central, Edward is lauded as a hero by civilians and fellow soldiers alike... for the most part. Some officers aren't too happy that a sixteen year old kid stole the spotlight that day and have a mind to knock him down a peg.

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    It starts with a bottle of whiskey left on Roy’s desk while he’d been out of the office.

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    ed goes to japan and is shocked by how advanced it is

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    Ed was forced to kneel, his head held down in a bow, unable to escape the hand that held it down.

    Whumptober day 31: Saved by the enemy

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    Edward Elric was the talk of the courts, being a Knight at only fifteen years old, but he wasn't the person they'd created in their heads while he was hidden from the public eye. When he's accused of heresy during the Inquisition, no one steps in to help. But after murdering a man in front of a crowd and escaping into the catacombs, the heresy and even murder charges are the least of his worries.

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    A haunting scream reverberates in the hollow space of Alphonse's helmet.

    Strangely, it makes him think of a concrete floor bathed in blood.

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    On one of Ed's trips through Central, Roy finds himself in a predicament only Ed can solve—or at least, Ed's the only one he wants to have solve it. Roy needs a date and Ed just happens to be here. It's simply convenient, right?

    Podfic of Eddie Dearest by lumifern

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    Havoc lit up a cigarette, “Hey, yearly vaccinations are coming up right?”

    Fuery sighed as he batted away the smoke, “Yeah, got mine done early. What about you Hawkeye?”

    Hawkeye didn't even look up from her desk, “Less talking more working, and I've been cleared for months.”

    Breda raised an eyebrow, “How-”

    “Work.” Hawkeye reprimanded and the group hastily went back to their paperwork.

     

    Whumptober Day 5: Quivering, Phobia

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    Edward Elric gets isekaied to an alternate universe and becomes a pretty princess!

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    We’ve all heard of the rule of three’s, right?

    Edward Elric. Alphonse Elric. Sariah Elric.

    Edward lost his left leg and his right arm. Alphonse lost his body. Sariah lost the ability to hear the world around her.

    The three alchemical prodigies failed in resurrecting their dead mother, and they paid a hefty price in exchange for their transgressions. The Elric Trio must search for a way to get their bodies back to normal with as few casualties on the way as possible.

    Sariah—Sarah Elric was only three years old when Trisha Elric passed away, leaving her and her two older brothers, Edward and Alphonse, orphaned and utterly alone. She was left in Pinako’s care after her brothers left in 1911. Now almost thirteen, she flees to East City to find them once again.

    Against her brother's wishes, she's charmed by a young foreign prince on a mission for immortality.

    -OR-

    Edward and Alphonse have a younger sister named Sarah, born in 1901. She takes after them in battle and alchemy and she soon falls for an idiot prince.

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    Ed wants to snap the book closed and declare their one on ones finished. Afterall, Mustang won’t need him once he’s got his sight back. What would be the point when he’ll have his perfect 20/20 back before long. Might as well call it quits while Ed still has the controlling hand, and what’s left of his dignity.

    “When?” It’s a whisper that somehow fills the entirety of the sparse room, bouncing off the white, clinical walls.

    Mustang shifts, looking uncomfortable where he’s nestled, “I know you don’t approve, Ed –”

    “When?” He demands, sharper, fiercer.

    “Seven days.”

    ~***~

    Ed and Roy bond prior to Doctor Marcoh returning from Havoc's

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    Edward and Alphonse are transported to another universe during the promised day, and now they’re interns in different departments at PTMC. As much as he tries to fit this new definition of normal, Ed is Ed, and so he fails spectacularly.

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    Edward Elric, a 25 year old ex-everything except being a dumbass, has his life cut out for him. But if he was being honest, the new life rarely bothered him after years of staring right into alphonse's fleshy gold eyes and remembering that his sacrifice is worth something after all.

    But of course, fate loved to chew and spit him back out like a deranged dog toy. And now he's taken from everything he knew to become..? A PRINCESS!?

    SBAP world, or at least the closest thing to it, Vs. Edward Elric.

     

    Currently being rewritten.

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    The Truth is inevitable
    Looking back, regrets stain his past with ugly marks that he would rather bury and forget.
    But what if there was a chance to redeem himself?

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    I give Ed the childhood and the scholarship he deserves by throwing him into a school to deal with a bunch of thirteen year olds.

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