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    Robert and the Z team convince Phenomaman to try a dating site, he wasn't expecting to hook up with a hero that's out of this world.

    Literally.

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    1/5
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    7
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    1
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    Megatron has ruined the possibility of continuing the predacon race by tricking the Autobots to dispose of them. In the end, there’s only one mech that is strong enough, intelligent enough, and most trustworthy to carry and care for his clutches.

    Ultra Magnus. His mate.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    4
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    43
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    6
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    332
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    Smokescreen is too charged, maybe Bumblebee can help him

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    963
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    21
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    1
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    The Autobots have Dreadwing. That blasted Prime sparked up a seeker. One of the few remaining seekers on this dismal mudball. And he only had 2 viable sparks, according to Wheeljack's memory banks. If going through the other Auto-dweeb shows that Dreadwing lost either one of those sparklings, he was going to convince Megatron and Soundwave to brute force find them, torture their captives, and take Dreadwing back by force.

    Megatron would sign that damn truce, no matter how outrageous the demands were because despite the sire being a fragging Prime, the sparklings would be seekers. And seekers take care of their own.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    26
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    290
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    What would happen if, theoretically, Wheeljack were to create a clone that he needed to take care of and enrich but failed to mention to the rest of the team so now they have to deal with the Decepticons tearing up energy sources on Earth, Megatron finding any way to sabotage the Autobots, and new threats as every corner ON TOP OF having to care for a sparkling?

    Chaos would happen, actually. And a lot of temper tantrums.

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    English
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    16,953
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,098
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    Terra Puthy Speldiferous

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    1/1
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    I pose a simple question: Why don't humans buy a $5,000 strap to fuck their Cybertronian partners?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    55
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    4
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    696
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    Break the man and make him bend to your will.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    7
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    323
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    A wet dream

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    1/1
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    Hold your bladder, or make him hold his.

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    1/1
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    2
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    140
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    The bigger they are, the more fun they are to watch them submit to you.

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    English
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    4,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    164
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    How to polish your master boot in 12 easy to follow steps.

    Step 1: Don't cum.

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    English
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    3,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    208
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    Good luck. Fuck the ender dragon.

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    1/1
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    12
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    3
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    All the times that Optimus proved to Dreadwing that he had truly proved to be such a rotten influence on his self control.

    He can't look at his mate without wanting to jump his struts and frag him any chance he can get.

    I wonder where they'll frag next...

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    English
    Words:
    3,647
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    489
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    “What you will find, Megatron, is that I have been helping previous members of the Decepticons who no longer agree with what you fight for and have allied with me and my team. Your methods of attaining power and control is leading to members of your faction defecting. You have lost the true reason of what you were fighting for.” Megatron huffed, and the live feed of Wheeljack’s processor buzzed to life.

    Dreadwing was “allegedly” supposed to be everything he could not be. Stronger, more level-headed, more loyal, less impulsive, the perfect second-in-command while he was “offline”. And yet, here he was, sparked up, but by who? Perhaps the position of second-in-command was one that spent more time in berth with the warlord than other officers.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    274
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    What were the Autobots actually up to?

    What did they need all the engex for?

    And why was his disaster amica helping them?

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    English
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    3,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    649
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    “Okay, Dreadwing, this is what’s going to happen soon. Your whole frame is going to lock up, you’ll feel a shift in the center of your chassis, and a sharp pain in your spark. Your sparklings are going to separate one after another and it will hurt. Right now, the sparklings are still attached and your seal is at 20%. Once your seal is about 80% the way open, you should start feeling a burning around your spark. Around 90% the sparks will start traveling to your gestation chamber.”

    The scream that was ripped from Dreadwing’s vocalizer left every mech’s audials ringing as the first sparkling tore from his spark. Atom by atom and molecule by molecule, the first spark took its time to free itself from his spark. “Hurts… frag it hurts… Ratchet, it burns. I don’t want to stop…”

    System Error. Gestation Seal Dilation Halted. Sire Permissions Required For Gestation Seal Override.

    Series
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    English
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    5,542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    595
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    A private comm from Megatron informed him that if he was going to do any fraternizing with other members aboard the ship, he should keep it to his personal hab. Rodimus told Swerve and rumors already started spreading.

    Rodimus was promptly punished with working on the datapads that he kept shirking off from the past few cycles.

    Language:
    English
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    3,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    566
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    "From this moment onward, all communication channels will be shut down for maintenance and security. All private communication channels will be heavily monitored for any treasonous messages. I have reason to believe that there is a traitor on board. If you know what's best for you, you will report any and all suspicious activity to either myself or to Soundwave if you want to continue functioning."

    This was time for plan-B. A sacrifice was necessary for their plan to work.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    433
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    Herobrine had been trying to avoid this master builder for as long he started killing himself, THIS was the reason. His scowl deepened when he watched as the deplorable master builder died with his dick out. He looked to the evoker hoping that he wanted the immortality and didn't summon him for Abel.

    He knew his name, and he was afraid if Abel knew that he knew his name that he would never leave his side.

    His day was going from bad to worse. It was only a matter of time before Abel had respawned and come back to the woodland mansion for him. He could leave, he could scorch the earth and eat this world whole before Abel came back and saw him. He could hope that he could find his equal in another world and not have to deal with Abel, he could-

    "Master Herobrine!! You're here!!"

    Fuck.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    189

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