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M: I definitely know what I want as my currency… Your deepest, darkest fantasies. *insert evil laughter*
B: …
B: Evil laughter, seriously?
M: Yeah like, muahahaha! Come on, play along. It certainly seemed like you wanted to play last night.Bonnibel is perpetually frustrated and texting with a sexy pianist lady is not helping.
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Marceline is known to have anger issues. On this particular night, she's having a hard time managing her urge to wreak havoc and chop someone in half, because how could a particular princess reject her?!
Bubbline, violence, unhealthy ways of dealing with feelings.
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no saints (ban the light of heaven calling, every night and every day) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Jun 2025
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“Fuck, it’s that bad?”
“Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
“Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
“SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.
This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.
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09 Jul 2025
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semi-charmed kinda life by strangedelight
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 May 2025
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Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.
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the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.OR
team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s- Language:
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25 Jun 2025
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...and a partridge in a pear tree by strangehunger
Fandoms: Gideon the Ninth - Tamsyn Muir
04 Feb 2020
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“Gideon,” said Palamedes with the patience of a saint, “the rules are the rules. It wouldn’t be fair if I changed them just for you. In a well ordered society—
“It’s not a well ordered society.” Gideon knew where that was going, and she certainly didn’t have the time. She slapped a slip of paper onto the counter and said, “It’s secret santa.”
And there lay the source of all of her problems: handwritten in a script so neat and precise it could have been printed, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. And everyone knew that Gideon and Harrow hated each other.
So what if they had started taking smoke breaks together? So what if Harrow had helped her fold shirts just last week, in a store she didn’t even work in? So what if Harrow had laughed as the two of them did Jagerbombs at Palamedes’ Halloween party, the glint of her fake fangs flashing invitingly in the orange party lights? They hated each other. The two of them would both work in the mall until one of them inevitably strangled the other with her bare hands, and Gideon wouldn’t have it any other way.
Except that lately, Gideon had started to like Harrow.
Which made that slip of paper a fucking problem.
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13 Jun 2025
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beat your swords into ploughshares (and your spears into pruning hooks) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Apr 2022
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After the dust has settled and John has been defeated, and with the Nine Houses safely relocated on a new system, Harrowhark Nonagesimus avoids her friends in favor of planting tomatoes.
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(looking for) shapes in the silence by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Jan 2022
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“There’s something you need to know,” Harrow said to John and Mercymorn. She locked eyes with Gideon, holding her gaze firm.
White-ringed eyes flicked between them, and a frown flickered on John’s face. “Alright.”“Well, it’s interesting that you’ve chosen to tell me about the visa application now,” Harrowhark said, turning to John and Mercymorn, “when Gideon only proposed last weekend.”
John blinked. He looked between them. “Excuse me?”
“I’m getting married,” Harrowhark said.
“To who?” John asked.
“To my assistant,” said Harrow, ignoring the choking, strangled noise of surprise Gideon made from the door. “To Gideon Nav. We’re engaged.” She paused, then stood. “Aren’t we, Griddle?”
“No,” Gideon said, because she was the worst. “What the fuck?”
Or: Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the youngest editor ever to run the Ninth House publishing company. But when Harrow violates the terms of her work visa, her only way to retain her job is to marry a US citizen— and who better than her assistant, Gideon Nav?
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03 Jun 2025