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Tale Within A Tale by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2023
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With the Immortal Alliance Conference looming ever closer, Binghe finds his Shizun acting strangely, intent on telling him a series of tales with some lessons hidden within that he struggles to interpret. Tales of heroes doomed to an ill fate, of enchanted silence, of love, of kind demons, and demonic realms. The only thing Binghe is sure of is that his Shizun is secretly pleading for understanding and help. And he hopes maybe also… true love?
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- 8/8
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06 Jan 2024
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continued by AMereDream
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Oct 2022
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> ... and also, you've started reusing old text again. Kudos to you for almost making it six chapters without using the copy/paste button!
The way you described Luo Binghe reacting to AU!Shen Qingqiu is almost exactly the same as the way you described the wife of the Pale Moon Arc, Chapter 3425 to be specific. Is it really that hard to come up with another turn of phrase, or are you just that lazy?
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>> O.o what if its deliberate tho...
>> "...the same as the way you described the wife..." Uhhh Airplane? That was an accident, right? Airplane??
(or, several weeks after Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky had posted what he swore was the last chapter of Proud Immortal Demon Way, a new chapter was uploaded to the site.)
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- Part 9 of Scum Villain One Shots
- Part 1 of meta madness
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- 8/8
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06 Jan 2024
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Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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There were three things of which Shen Yuan was absolutely certain.
The first, that Luo Binghe was an irredeemable jackass.
The second, there was a part of Luo Binghe, and Shen Yuan didn't know how large, that wanted Shen Yuan dead for trussing him like a pig and dumping him on his own front porch.
And the third, that Shen Yuan was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Luo Binghe.
P S Y C H !Series
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03 Jan 2024
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wanna be the one (that's in your arms) by azurewaxwing for varnes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2021
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“And he’s … about the right height? For the character. And so I asked him one day if he could just run through some blocking with me. Just … limbs. I needed to know where the limbs would go during the scene. And it was very helpful and the next time I had the same problem I asked him back again and then … after a bit … he seemed to think we were … courting?”
Five times Shang Qinghua gets himself a boyfriend by accident, and one time he does it on purpose.
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27 Dec 2023
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Many an Ill to Cure by Asymptotical for VagabondDawn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2020
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The system abandoned him with nothing but a cryptic message. It took Shen Qingqiu days to realize that it was referring to a single throwaway line in a filler chapter.
He could have done with a bit more warning about being married.
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- Part 12 of Fandom: Scum Villain's Self Saving System
- Part 12 of Media: CNovels
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27 Dec 2023
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Betting Against the Table by chaoticgoodlawyer for Antaresia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Dec 2022
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After being kidnapped by his favorite character, Shen Yuan decides to roll with it on one condition: Emperor Luo Binghe has to let him go back to his own apartment whenever he goes on a "quest." For a kidnapper, Luo Binghe is surprisingly accommodating, and agrees.
Wondering how much time Shen Yuan will have to himself away from the sticky emperor, he makes a spreadsheet to estimate how long Binghe will be gone. Only, because he's Shen Yuan, it escalates quickly from there to a massive project to prevent Luo Binghe from suffering!
Ah, Binghe?! What do you mean you didn't bring back a new wife!?
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26 Dec 2023
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Never Meet Your Heroes by ibex_ascendant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2022
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When the protagonist from a webnovel you’ve wasted your youth on shows up in your living room out of nowhere, naturally you have to play host!
Unfortunately for Shen Yuan, Luo Binghe—the Heavenly Ruler of the Three Realms and stallion extraordinaire—is not exactly what you’d call a light guest.
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- Part 1 of Never Meet Your Heroes
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- 7/7
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25 Dec 2023
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Mr Shen's Demon Butler by ibex_ascendant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2020
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Shen Yuan is but a humble software developer who likes to spend his free time reading...and occasionally getting wasted. The last thing he ever expected was to wake up one day to find a man floating outside the front door. Or that this man would turn out to be none other than Luo Binghe, the OP villain protagonist of a so-bad-it’s-good stallion novel. Or that he’d insist that Shen Yuan had invited him to be his roommate!
Shen Yuan's life just got a whole lot more interesting, for sure. But whether that's for better or worse is still up in the air.
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25 Dec 2023
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In the Red by ibex_ascendant
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2025
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Shen Yuan, a beleaguered former fuerdai, is doing his best to help pay off his family’s debts after his father’s fall from grace.
Until he finds himself pulled into the most generic, dog blood danmei scenario imaginable, instigated by a beautiful and wealthy stranger with a chip on his shoulder. Somebody who won't even tell Shen Yuan his name.
Seeing little other choice, Shen Yuan decides to go with the flow. But things are not nearly as straightforward as they appear on the surface.
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- 12/?
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25 Dec 2023
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Three cultivators wake up on the side of the road with no memory of who they are or how they got there.
Under the assumption that they were companions before, they band together to figure out what happened, and who they were - in themselves, and to each other.
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23 Dec 2023
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it hurts at first (but it ain't that bad) by Lise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2022
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Xue Yang might be dying, but he can at least make sure Xiao Xingchen knows who tricked him.
The only problem is that then he doesn't die.
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22 Dec 2023
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A Thousand Times, a Million Times by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2024
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Hua Cheng, the Fire Master of heaven, is not exactly a beloved figure. Known for burning his own palace, for carving images of a fallen god, for shirking official duties to wander the mortal world, he's a hotbed of trouble.
So no matter how strict the heavenly emperor's decree not to visit or interfere with Ghost City is, it's no surprise to anyone when Hua Cheng defies him.
The cold king of Ghost City, Xie Lian, moves quietly through the empty days.
...Right up until someone sets his city on fire.
A roleswap AU written in the TGCF Reverse Big Bang for Lee's gorgeous art!
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14 Dec 2023
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it is a tiger which destroys me (but I am the tiger) by DeathReaperWithNoDayOff (dheiress)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2023
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Is it not bad enough that his younger brother is getting married to this man’s sticky son?
Must this Beast Senior also crowd Shen Qingqiu’s space so and overwhelm him with his spicy musk?
Must he really place those large hands around Shen Qingqiu’s waist to carry him across a threshold that could barely trip him up?
Must he kiss Shen Qingqiu as if he means every bite to claim him?
Well, says the voice in his head that sounds suspiciously like a chorus of A-Yuan and A-Xuan whenever they were in cahoots to dump problems in Shen Qingqiu’s and Wudu-gē’s lives, Èr-gē did ask him to be his fake date for Qi-gē’s wedding, didn’t he?
(Starting a fake relationship with his brother’s fiance’s father, which also happened to be a potentially lucrative business partner, to show his ex almost lover that he was not affected by the recent turn of events may not have been the wisest thing Shen Qingqiu has done.)
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- Part 1 of Contemporary Family Affairs
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- 3/3
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30 Nov 2023
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lowly disciple's self insert fanfic system by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Feb 2024
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In the doorway stood Shen Qingqiu: the peak lord of Qing Jing, the immortal Xiu Ya sword, and the love of Binghe’s life. The man was a mix of beautiful light green robes (that Binghe had washed himself!), silky black hair (that Binghe had helped put up this morning!), and warm brown eyes (that Binghe loved to stare into…)
Shen Qingqiu hid his lovely face behind a fan and Binghe immediately wanted to cry and throw up at the loss.
/ disciple era silliness
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- Part 1 of bingy's self-insertverse
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30 Nov 2023
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while covered in mud by merthurlin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Nov 2020
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“Nie Huaisang?” he demands, stumbling down the dirt path towards him. “What- are you the one who took down my wards?!”
He looks—awful. His eyes are sunken, his cheeks sallow. The robes he is wearing are nothing like the luxurious fabric he used to wear when he was still Yunmeng Jiang’s first disciple. Instead they are thread beard and worn, from a coarse fabric that looks irritating to the skin. There is a shakiness to his gait that Nie Huaisang has never seen from his friend, who always walked with such a presence as if to defy a world that has sentenced him to death.
“Of course it was me!” he scolds. “You really should take better care and hide your talismans.”
Wei Wuxian, rudely enough, ignores his (useful!) advice and instead looks at him like he’s mad. “What are you doing here?”
“Betraying the gentry and siding with evil, duh,” Huaisang rolls his eyes. “Now, will you let me in? I’m hungry.”
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24 Nov 2023
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a micro utopia born as the overture plays by tardigradeschool
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2021
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Lan Xichen pauses before he speaks. He often does. “A-Yao, will you…?”
There are any number of things that Lan Xichen might be about to say. He might be about to say, “A-Yao, will you cook breakfast while I bathe in the river?” But then, there is a gravity to his tone, and a flush on his cheeks. So perhaps it will be, “A-Yao, will you do that thing with your tongue?” Or even more thrillingly, “A-Yao, will you teach me how to do that thing with your tongue?”
Lan Xichen does not say any of these things. He says, “A-Yao, will you marry me? If we both survive the war, will you marry me?”
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Lan Xichen proposes before the war. Somehow, through the property of transitivity, Wei Wuxian becomes Meng Yao’s problem to solve.
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24 Nov 2023
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Mo Ran's Secret: A Story By Xue Meng by peacefulevening (dumbhusky)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
24 Nov 2020
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Mo Ran has been acting strange.
Xue Meng takes it as his mission to find out why his cousin has been acting more stupidly in the last few months.
His discoveries may end up not being what he initially expected.
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24 Oct 2023
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the happiest he'd ever been by timetodance
Fandoms: 小蘑菇 - 一十四洲 | Xiǎo Mó Gū - Yī Shí Sì Zhōu
21 Jun 2022
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When Lu Feng met An Zhe, he had been completely detached from everyone. He was so cold and lifeless, he might as well be that doll that Scott Shaw had made of him, the doll An Zhe’s delicate fingers had also worked on.
But then, something in him changed.
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12 Oct 2023
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fear no weather by cyanides for Prinzenhasserin
Fandoms: 小蘑菇 - 一十四洲 | Xiǎo Mó Gū - Yī Shí Sì Zhōu
13 Aug 2023
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"You're a lot like your mother."
An Zhe turns just in time to catch the shadow that flickers across Lu Feng's face, like a stone skimming over water.Out in the wilderness, An Zhe and Lu Feng encounter some other survivors from the Northern Base.
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12 Oct 2023
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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01 Oct 2023