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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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Extinguished by StarlightDreamer16
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), DCU
17 Mar 2024
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Peter knew, not with any real tangible evidence but with a feeling in his gut, that the Neal Caffrey he knew was placed aside on a shelf and swapped out for a stranger when necessary.
He had never expected to meet them.
When the White Collar office receive news of Damian Wayne’s kidnapping, it’s not Neal Caffrey that steps forward ready to do whatever it takes to bring him home.
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AKA. The Joker Takes A Robin While Dick Is Close Enough To Do Something About It And Gets What He Deserves.
No actual knowledge of White Collar required. God knows I don’t have any. I just thought it would be an interesting outsider POV.
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- Part 2 of AAAN (Assigned Adult At Nine)
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22 Jul 2025
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Little Owlet AU by TheWitchBoy
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Smallville, Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009), Young Justice - All Media Types
19 Feb 2022
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In which Dick, here called "RJ," began his tenure with the Batfam as a Selectively Mute baby Talon with a knife 🔪🔪🔪 problem.
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21 Jul 2025
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Not-So-Little Owlet by TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
27 Sep 2021
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Almost four years after Neal Caffrey was deleted from all the FBI’s databases, Peter received a file. The file. He opened it to find almost exactly the same information on Neal Caffrey that he’d first had, way back when he’d gone on that wild goose chase the first time.
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- Part 28 of DC/White Collar Fics
- Part 7 of Batty Bingo Fills
- Part 2 of Little Owlet AU
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21 Jul 2025
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This Belongs In A Museum! (Volume One) by Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Clock 0ut
24 Feb 2024
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"I think you’re missing what Curator wanted out of you. You managed to walk out of her museum with something you shouldn’t have, and I suspect hiring you was more about giving you motive not to do that again than anything else.”
Stanley considered this, and concluded: “You’re just mad she dragged you back to work, aren’t you?”
Narrator said, “Curator is paying us both very generously,” and that seemed to be addressed to himself as much as it was to Stanley.
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If you have super powers, why not don a mask and cause some trouble?
Unfortunately, Stanley robbed the wrong museum, and now he's being put to work in the 'Special Acquisitions' department, stealing objects of great importance or power from private collectors and bringing them back to the safety and security of his new employer's museum.Narrator has been trying to quit this type of work for years now, and yet, here he is. He's here to support and train the reckless new agent, and good god he already needs a raise.
(Despite it all, Mariella is still here.)
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- Part 1 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 1 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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16 Jul 2025