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Hydra's former asset (whom they enhanced with some panther genes) breaks free of their brainwashing, fighting their programming once Steve Rogers shatters it. Disoriented by the onslaught of emotions and memories that the blond man triggers in him, the man coming to identify himself as Barnes decides to follow Captain America once again... but from a safe distance.
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- Part 1 of Static on the Line
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Static Cling by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Aug 2017
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Now that Bucky is living with Steve (and sometimes Sam and/or Clint), he has to navigate his identity as a feline human on top of his ex-brainwashed assassin recovery. It doesn't take long for him to realize that Steve needs to recover from his own traumas as well.
Or, these obnoxiously self-sacrificing supersoldiers will always help each other before they help themselves
Update --> this was formerly titled "Lean on Me in Sorrow and in Joy"
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- Part 2 of Static on the Line
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“Howling” Mad Marauders by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2015
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“Of course we’re not going to have you expelled! Why on earth would we do that?” Sirius looked genuinely confused.
“Because…because I’m a monster.” Remus dragged out the words, a bit irritated that they were putting him on like this.
“Now that’s just ridiculous,” James scoffed, “You fold your socks, Remus. Do forgive me if I'm not trembling at the sight of you.” -
Your Vampire in Glittering Darkness by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandoms: Sunshine - Robin McKinley
08 Dec 2014
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A week after the book ends, Sunshine wakes up in the middle of a nightmare and Con comforts her.
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So I don’t even need to be awake to call him. Well isn’t that just the dandiest Carthaginian thing? Having a nightmare about…that night, or any number of unsettling nights? Never fear! Your vampire in glittering darkness is here! At the beck and call of even your subconscious voice!
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Static on the Line by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Jan 2018
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"Steve, how did we not notice his furred Tolkien elf ears? I mean, I thought you weren't serious about the tail – he did punch your thick skull 'til you got a super-concussion, after all." Sam continues after a pause, "But hey, I guess you really are taming a feral cat."
Or, the one where Bucky got infused with some panther genes, heightening his hearing, eyesight in dim lighting, balance, etc. (the last even before they grew him a tail and then grafted it onto him). After the tail was accepted, HYDRA & co. made him a waist holster for the tail, proceeding to train him to keep it wrapped around him until he could use it as a secret weapon.
Some side effects they never expected include, but are not limited to: fondness for heights, feline mannerisms such as kneading, feline vocalizations such as chirping and purring, and accidentally getting high on catnip.
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forever and ever and ever and ever by pennydaniels
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2021
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Shen Jiu saves Liu Qingge's life. Liu Qingge isn't the type of person to let debts go unpaid.
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closer and closer to you by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2024
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Shang Qinghua is too nosy for his own damn good!
But it's okay if it gets him an OP xianxia boyfriend, right?
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Shen Yuan ½ by scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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Shen Qingqiu has been cursed!
With a splash of cold water he changes into the PIDW-appropriate form of a beautiful young woman. Hot water changes him back. It’s a ridiculous contrived plot device that Shang Qinghua absolutely ripped off that one anime, and Shen Qingqiu is *not* going to bear the humiliation of telling his fellow Peak Lords what happened.
Much better to present the mysterious lovely Shen Yuan, his beloved sister!
Liu-shidi, what are you doing with those flowers?
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Bookmarked by How_many_OTPs_can_I_have
12 Oct 2025
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Amazing, hilarious, I love my dumbasses
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Starstruck by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2021
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His phone buzzes again and Shen Yuan scoops it up irritably. It’s another message from DemonHeart.
DemonHeart: you seem to be a Luo Binghe fan
DemonHeart: we can get you access to him
Shen Yuan scowls.
PeerlessCucumber: do I look like I was born yesterday?
The response is instantaneous. A picture pops up on screen. Shen Yuan vaguely recognizes the woman that plays the drums, still in full stage makeup. Next to her, arm slung around her waist, is a face Shen Yuan would know anywhere. Luo Binghe, giving a wry smile to the camera.
DemonHeart: he’s a fan, you know
PeerlessCucumber: where exactly would we be meeting -
Teenage Dirtbag by Sketched_Ink
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Mar 2025
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Shen Qingqiu couldn’t drag his gaze away from the horribly familiar pair of wide eyes staring back at him from the bottom of his bronze mirror. He’d forgotten how uncomfortably large his eyes looked in a face this small, cheeks too thin. His hair was slipping out of the adult-sized hairpiece, now completely failing in its task on a much smaller head, and pooling around his shoulders.
Ming Fan slammed the tray down on the low table and marched over, his look of fury blanching as he got a good look at the malnourished child in the mirror.
“You- Shizun-”
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widened further.
“-Shizun has a child?”
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After suffering a Qi Deviation, Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body that brings back bad memories, with nothing but an unsubstantiated plan to return back to adulthood. He is certain, however, that this is somehow entirely Yue Qingyuan’s fault.
Gaining new perspective, healing old wounds, and spreading rumours of the bastard child of the Qing Jing Peak Lord was not at all part of said plan.
(Whole story posted over the course of March 7th for the SVSSS Big Bang!)