Archive of Our Own ^beta

Bio

Hello. Welcome to my page! If it isn't already apparent, I've no clue what I am doing. I would have no idea, but that username was taken. I am here because I wanted to try something other than the Pit of Voles, where I was "I've no clue what I am doing." (I am already confused. The lack of 'u' in words like 'humour' is causing me the Vapours(TM). Also what are collections, and tags, and why are tags. I should have checked, but I didn't. This has been a learning experience.)

I usually write original fiction (a speculative/literary hybrid and poetry) because I like making worlds for words to live in, but sometimes a franchise with enough ridiculousness and potential for expansion presents itself and I dive into that instead. (I am still waiting for the last TF2 comic to come out so I can avoid being jossed.) I like to write humour, but it's sometimes not very funny, and (semi-)crack, but it usually makes too much sense. I'd write angst but I make too little sense for that, and I love swinging from drama to farce. Oh well.

How I'll use this site is the following: I like lurking, being anonymous and invisible, bestowing feedback and hits from the shadows. (In fact, how did you find me? Whether it is by accident or curiosity, welcome.) I do not have a neat list of fandoms (or as I call them, "spheres of interest"). If I post anything in the future, I welcome and humbly request plenty of constructive criticism – something I sorely need. (Everyone who's taken the time to comment so far has been very kind and I appreciate that as well!)

Feel free to post complaints, corrections, stories about your day, vitriolic recriminations – whatever you'd like. Just note that I'm not the most socially adept person, so any conversation with me may be awkward and stilted. If at any time you'd like me to stop replying, just say "SHUT UP ALREADY" and I'll shut up already.

In the meantime, I hope you have a pleasant day. Live long and prosper!