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    The Ring by for Asymptotical

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    21 Feb 2020

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    If Shen Qingqiu knows one thing, it’s that Airplane-Shooting-Towards-The-Sky is a hack author who will steal ideas from anywhere. Even horror movies.

    Luckily, cultivators are pretty good at fighting back.

    [Shang Qinghua takes a long, long look at his face and says, thoughtfully, “Actually I think I feel a bit sorry for the demon now.”]

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    07 Aug 2024

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    Sounds cute
    Should read when in better mood

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    i dare not ask a kiss by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    08 Aug 2022

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    Shen Qingqiu flicks his fan open and runs his finger down the length of the fan. Liu Qingge chokes on his tea.

     

    I always long to be near you.

     

    Surely, Shen Qingqiu is joking, because he cannot seriously be suggesting that to Liu Qingge, the brutish and bloodthirsty Bai Zhan War God?

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    07 Aug 2024

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    Sounds fluffy
    Should return if in the mood

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    don’t threaten me with a good time by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    02 Apr 2022

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    “I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
    Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
    “Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.

    OR: the great british bake-off au???

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    02 Apr 2024

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    I can't believe I didn't bookmark this
    This made me watch the great British bake off

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    transmuter by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    12 Feb 2024

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    Wei Ying gave up necromancy years ago. He should be done with hauntings, but here in his café, here in this quiet city at the edge of the world, there stands a ghost dressed in mourning white with eyes like warm honey at the bottom of the pot.

    (The one where it's a café AU - only it's not.)

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    26 Feb 2024

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    This is sooo good
    Like fr fr
    It's the one with the houses as magicsystem

    I should read this again soon

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    Wrong Turn, Right Place by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    15 May 2021

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    Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.

    One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.

    He did yelp a little. But very manfully.

    “No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?” 
     

    or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world

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    02 Feb 2024

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    Actually really good n def worth the time n energy (this sounds so sarcastic but I swear it's sincere [omg ot took me so longe to figure out the spelling of sincere 😭😭😭])