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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Cameron realizes 'annoyance' doesn't really describe how she feels about her gorgeous new 'replacement'. Meanwhile Thirteen realizes the beautiful head of ER may be less 'happily engaged' than either thought.

    We cuck Chase for the fun of it ( Cameron doesn't want to be a cheater, I promise it makes sense )

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    Set around S4E12, disregarding anything occurring during/after “House’s Head”
    Specifically stems from the scene in which House tells Cameron she misses him and she disagrees, and the statement that he’d fire Thirteen or Kutner to get her back.
    Important note: I misunderstood the start of S4 and thought Cameron and Chase were engaged so I guess we run with it??

    Very loosely themed after Hozier’s It Will Come Back, the current title may be changed!

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    In which House and Foreman push Thirteen to seek human connection through better means, and she decides life’s too short to spend it collecting regrets.

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    06 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Before Wilson can say anything, House splurts out, “She’s my daughter.”

    “Oh.”

    “Yeah.”

    A few stunned moments go by during which Wilson feels the need to sit down and reevaluate his whole life. House has a daughter. The man who fucking hates people has a daughter.

    “So she’s your daughter. How come she… popped to your life only now? You knew about her before?”

    House frowns his brows. “Of course I didn’t fucking know about her before! She’s fucking five! How could’ve I kept that a secret until now?

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    Gregory House wakes up one beautiful morning to CPS behind his door. They inform him he now has a child. He calls in Wilson to help.

    Because that's all he knows to do.

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    12 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Arson fires persist throughout LA at a rate that the local police can't maintain, and so help is provided by a certain FBI unit.

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    15 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    It has been a few months after Aziraphale left the bookshop, Crowley wasn’t over the loss of his angel. While moping around the bookshop and drinking whiskey, an unexpected surprise entered. A small angel, Crowley thought he was done with them, after aziraphale left, but he wasn’t.

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    11 May 2025