KelpieChaos
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Life in the army wasn't easy, but it was the first time he'd ever had regular food, a bedroll he could call his own, and hands that were needed whole more than broken.
He didn't trust it.
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- Part 2 of Super Effucktive 2025
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Foresight by KelpieChaos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2025
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(Or lack thereof.)
Aphrodisiacs are interesting drugs. There do not seem to be any that could kill a heavenly demon, no matter how deadly to any other creature.
She doesn't need it to kill for her, just give her the opening to wet her blade herself.
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- Part 1 of Super Effucktive 2025
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Easy Love by KelpieChaos for AmethystSongWrites
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
08 Feb 2024
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Archbishop wasn't an easy life. Byleth can't say she'd ever have a day it was, nor can she say she'd want one. Hard work was too deep in her bones. She can say, though, that hers isn't the hardest life she knows.
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Love Potion No. 9 by KelpieChaos for Bees_n_Sunshine
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Aug 2023
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Claude’s usually very good with potions and poisons and all kinds of fun and tricky brews. Usually, being the key word. Sometimes he needs a hand cleaning up his mess.
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Oversight:
1. an omission or error due to carelessness
2. unintentional failure to notice or consider; lack of proper attention3. supervision; watchful careObviously things changed after the slate broke. It would have been impossible for things not to, and the only thing stupider than trying to predict how would have been to think they wouldn’t.
Saruhiko was very determinedly not feeling stupid.
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Super Effucktive 2025 by KelpieChaos
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2025
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Dick-or-Treat 2021 by KelpieChaos
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Hades (Video Game 2018), Persona 5
19 Apr 2021
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Dick-or-Treat 2020 by KelpieChaos
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Promare (2019)
08 Apr 2020
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Laurent is always leaning. Damen takes advantage.
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30 Aug 2025
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Love in Another Shape Series by celardor
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Aug 2025
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24 Aug 2025
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off the cuff by maiohmai for hausos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2024
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Fingertips graze the side of his knee as Ming leans in close. “How’s a catch like you not already locked down?” he murmurs, rail whiskey hot on his breath. Stone-faced, Shen Qingqiu tries very hard not to inhale or otherwise visibly react. “If it were me, I’d already have—”
Blessed, crisp night air spills into the bar as the door is flung open with such force it rattles dangerously in its hinges.
Right on time, Qingge! Shen Qingqiu cheers in his heart.
Shen Qingqiu calls in the calvary to help him get out of a bad date.
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- Part 1 of SVSSS Gotcha For Gaza 🍉
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18 Mar 2025
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centerpiece by maiohmai for deimevena
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2024
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“You did so well setting my altar,” he praises, noting the way the thigh under his hand twitches in response. “I like it very much.”
Xie Lian accepts an offering from his beloved.
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- Part 1 of TGCF Gotcha for Gaza prompt fills 🍉
Bookmarked by KelpieChaos
18 Mar 2025
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The Bai Zhan War Cucumber by Boomchick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2025
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When Shen Yuan transmigrates into Liu Qingge in the Lingxi caves, he's immediately confronted with a wild-eyed Shen Qingqiu trying desperately to save him.
That's weird and everything, but it doesn't mean Shen Yuan is just going to stand around and let the scum villain abuse his favorite protagonist!
Kidnapping disciples, making new friends, and changing the plot doesn't seem like too much trouble for one little Shen Yuan, but that doesn't mean he's prepared for Liu Mingyan...
Illustrated by the amazing Meri and Mothssoup!
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Bookmarked by KelpieChaos
17 Mar 2025