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    “Who would win: Aziraphale or Crowley.”

    “Oh!” Aziraphale startles. “Well—such a question. It’s not as though either of us has engaged in so much as fisticuffs in ages, and one does need to keep up practice with these sorts of things.” His fretting dies abruptly when Crowley cuts over him clearly, baldly: “Aziraphale.”

    Aziraphale’s mouth clicks shut, and he goes so still that the group is forcibly reminded that ethereal beings don’t technically need to breathe, have a heartbeat, or even metabolize energy to exist. Beside him, Crowley’s stiffened up and his lips pull back from his teeth in a toe-curling wince.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    “They think I’m immune to demon fire, see,” Aziraphale said, in a slightly airy voice. “So they had to… get creative.”

    “Aziraphale, what. Did. They. Do?”

    “Can’t you tell?” Aziraphale gave a little laugh. This must be what shock felt like. “Can’t you sense it?” He grabbed Crowley’s hand and pressed it to his chest, so the demon could feel his rapidly beating, very human heart. “I’m a human now, my dear. Very, very mortal.”

    Aziraphale is punished. Crowley refuses to accept it. Shenanigans, feelings, and plots ensue.

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    20 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    So far, being hit by a fucking truck had hurt differently than Phil had expected. In the fraction of a second after seeing the driver blast through a red light he had braced for an explosion of pain, but he had felt the moment of impact and then he’d found himself sprawled over rocks at the bottom of a small gully. He felt bruised, but he didn’t seem to have any broken bones. Somehow he’d changed into strange clothing that was not warm enough for the frigid temperature, and there was something heavy on his back. Phil pushed himself upright, blinking.

    OR: Phil gets isekaied and finds a monster in the woods. He finds—a friend?

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Anthony runs The Serpent’s Spine, a radical bookshop tucked into a corner of Dalston—a haven for anarchists, queer kids, and anyone who still believes in fighting back. Locals call him “the Serpent of Dalston”: sharp-tongued, fiercely independent, and just dangerous enough to be left alone.

    Ezra paints in the quiet hours of the night under the name “Aziraphale”—an anonymous street artist known for breathtaking murals of angels and half-remembered Edens. His work has gone viral more than once, but no one knows his face. He plans to keep it that way.

    One speaks in sharp truths, the other in silence and brushstrokes. Neither of them is looking for connection—but their two worlds collide when Ezra enters The Serpent’s Spine looking for books about art.

    A story about resistance, hidden identities, and falling in love in a world that keeps trying to tear you apart.

    (WIP - UPDATES EVERY MONDAY)

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    29 Sep 2025

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    【 A System error during execution bound you to Shi Yuan’s account instead of the intended Shen Qingqiu. We sincerely apologize.

    You will be given the chance to climb from your current position of canon fodder as the story progresses and plot points become available to you. As Shi Yuan does not have an established character the OOC function is automatically unlocked, please accept this bonus as your compensation for the mistaken role.

    Please ensure that no score falls below zero, or the System will automatically administer punishment.】

    Intended role of Shen Qingqiu?! The fuck, were you trying to kill me? Why would anyone think transmigrating into that scum of all people would be helpful?

     

    Alright, alright. Shi Yuan takes a deep breath. He can deal with this. So he’d transmigrated into the shitty novel he’d just finished, but at least he’d somehow avoided becoming the villain.


    Or: Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as a Bai Zhan Peak disciple.

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    27 Sep 2025