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Coronation Day by PatchworkPoltergeist
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
11 May 2025
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We were beautiful once.
Queen Chrysalis wants the changelings restored to former glory.
Cozy Glow wants power and freedom.
They both want a family.There is a simple way to solve all of these problems. Provided, of course, a moment or two of discomfort.
We will be beautiful again.
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Twilight Sparkle & The Martyr Of Zephyr Mountain by PatchworkPoltergeist
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
17 Nov 2023
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“I know where you’re going with this: Harmony wins in the end, right?” Cozy spread her wing to the collection of chess sets: crystal, wood, onyx, glass, and metal. Some traditional, some ornate, and some made to push Power Ponies merchandise. “No matter who wins, the same pieces go back in the same box. Even if pieces look different for different sets, they don’t change. The board doesn’t change. Players change.” She glanced at the taped hourglass beside the onyx board. “I’m back in the game, and I don’t let any piece go to waste.”
It was way too early in the morning for chess metaphors. “This isn’t a game, Cozy.”
“It’s always a game.”
In the shadow of political turmoil, riots, and inter-tribal conflict, Equestria cannot afford another crisis. When a legal snarl over a funeral explodes into a scandal, there may be a chance to set things right.
Now, armed with total faith in the power of friendship and harmony, Twilight Sparkle arrives in Cloudsdale to talk down a fringe movement of radical young Pegasi.It would be a lot easier if their leader hadn't been petrified for fifty years.
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In Our Nature, Or: How To Dump A Dead Body And Be SO Brave About It by PatchworkPoltergeist
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
24 Sep 2023
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Three days ago, Cozy Glow went on a mission to infiltrate Cloudsdale and sow dissent in a grand conspiracy to turn the tribes of Equestria against each other. On a completely unrelated note that is absolutely none of Tirek's business, Cozy has also been awake for three nights straight.
Also, someone really needs to do something about that corpse in the sitting room. It's becoming a health hazard.
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Thus far, Elite Red's life had been a work in progress: constant improvement, higher performance, higher rank, and higher stature. The best of the very best. With the start of Invasion Season and Devastis training a new crop of Invaders, Red's plan was clear: Become an Invader. Attain glory. Get snacks. Go solo and never put up with other Irkens' garbage ever again.
It was a good plan. A foolproof plan. And then Purple ruined it. (Except for the snacks.)
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- Part 1 of Taller
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Her planet, her kingdom, and her fellow survivors are gone. There's nothing she can do about it.
The Stones of Power, the Local Heroes, and Erodious itself have been missing for months. There's nothing she can do about that, either.On a remote planet, in an abandoned fortress, Queen Xhan does the only thing she can. She tries to make a new life for herself. She tries to find her peace. Tries.
Takes place during Season 3.
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It's guys like Reverend Putty who get daughters like Stephanie. And, boy, isn't the world a better place for it?
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18 Jul 2025
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Stephanie gives Rod a candle, and he overthinks the implications of it a bit too much.
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18 Jul 2025
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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07 May 2025
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It was a liquid. It was a solid. It had no color, it was void of color, it was made from every color in the world. It was everything and nothing all at once. Through the glass marked X, Utonium could see it, all of the glass vials lined into a row on the shelf, the glass frosted over.
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It's different for the Professor. Porting some old fic over yonder to start a little collection. Originally written for Father's Day 2011.
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- Part 5 of i knew you in a past life
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09 Jul 2024