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    The room is too bright.

    It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.

    It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.

    With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.

    [[ Completed ]]

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    14 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    A piece of the Horizon falls into Subcon Village and becomes the Prince. Or... the Prince becomes a piece of the Horizon? Existing is new and very confusing for Moonjumper, and it only gets worse when they get drawn into contracting for the mysterious spirit haunting the forest...

    Facing yourself is never easy, but this is just ridiculous.

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    10 Jan 2025

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    A fic I will always always go back to because grgrgrgrggrr

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Tommy Innit is the best trainer ever! Okay so what he’s never proven it? He has God on his side so that has to mean something. The champion of the region is looking for a protege though, which means he’ll be down to battle. Yeah! He’ll beat the champion and prove he’s the best.

    Technoblade is so tired. Each potential protege is just the same as the last. He knows that there’s someone out there, and yeah it’s mostly a publicity stunt but surely there has to be someone. After an unfortunate run in with Articuno, Techno finds himself getting nursed back to health by a spunky young trainer. Techno is just hesitant to tell the kid that he’s the Champion Tommy’s been looking for.

    Surely nothing can go wrong, right?

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    04 Aug 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Maybe it was just a cruel nightmare, he’d wake up soon.

    Might as well play along.

    “Play me something.” The creature asked, almost as if it was a threat, and that only confused Techno more, frowning at the other as he watched his wings twitch behind him.

    “But you hate music.” He returned, tucking a stray hair behind his ear as the creature shook his head, looking around the room before leaning on the windowsill, not taking his eyes from the instrument still in Techno’s hands.

    “Everyone on my planet but me and a few others,” he explained, and this only convinced Techno more it was a dream, but sadly one that was difficult to wake up from. “Play something.”

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    Or Wilbur loves music so has to travel across space to find some

    Or or Technoblade accidentally gets himself kidnapped by an alien

    Or or or twinsduo soulmate space au

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    23 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Twinsduo focus and the whole thing has the atmosphere of a children's book/POS

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    The boy standing in the mirror wasn’t Wilbur.

    He blinked a few times, and the boy in the mirror did too. He lifted a hand, with the stranger doing the same. When he flipped the reflection off, the bony and bruised hand flipped him off in return.

    “This isn’t me,” Wilbur whispered in the stranger’s voice, the reflection mouthing the words in time with him.

    This wasn’t him and yet the reflection in the mirror was telling him it was. The boy had curly blonde hair that was styled similarly to Wilbur’s, except the fringe wasn’t nearly as long. Wide set blue eyes stared at him, and after a moment of being frozen, he squeezed them shut, wondering if his reflection would be back to normal when he opened them.

    His eyes blinked open, and he saw he was still blonde and blue-eyed. Fuck.

    or, Wilbur is bored of the monotony of his life in a small town, and wishes for a new life. Meanwhile, Tommy is tired of the isolation that comes with living in the city, and wonders what it would be like to have a closer family.

    Neither one meant they wanted to start swapping bodies.

    or or, a Your Name au.

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    09 May 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Don't ask I will cry