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Cheap Liquor by T0tally_n0t_3m0
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
20 Oct 2024
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Are they lovers? worse.
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- English
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Perseus "Percy" Desdemona Gregoria has been promoted to the worst job on earth (HR), at the worst place on earth, The Magnus Institute. Let's see how it goes.
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A collection of stories about my fan oc Percy D. Gregoria. Theres no plotline or anything, just silly little stories.
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(Mild spoilers for season 2, 3, and 4 of The Magnus Archives)
Helen stepped closer to Percy, crossing her unnaturally long arms.
“You look rough.”They let a stream of smoke blow out from their nose.
“I’m aware.”Perseus 'Percy' Gregoria, head of the HR Department at The Magnus Institute, has a habit of catching feelings for monsters.
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I Can Clean Impurity, Wash Away With Kerosene by T0tally_n0t_3m0
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives
13 Mar 2024
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Poor Adelaide MacNally is haunted by The Corruption, in a desperate attempt to be freed from this nightmare, she accepts the help of one Diego Molina.
Adelaide MacNally is my oc, she was inspired by the song Kerosene by Crystal Castle. Everything else is under copyright law and belongs to RustyQuill.
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Hank 1 shows you just how filling a snack can be in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Five Guys: The Hanks Edition
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“I will give you ten whole kisses if you just let us start our day, Jon.”
At that, Jon perked up. He considered it for a moment before saying, “Twenty-seven.”
Martin laughed, surprised. “That is such a specific number.”
“Ten is a specific number too,” Jon said, audible tiredness making way for a matter-of-fact tone. “Fundamentally, there is nothing that makes ten less precise than twenty-seven.”
“Fine, fine.” Jon could practically hear Martin roll his eyes. “Twenty-seven kisses if you let us get out of bed now.”
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(it's 3,100 words of jmart fluff because I HATE THEM (me when I lie))
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- English
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Bookmarked by T0tally_n0t_3m0
02 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
They are so sweet. This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside I love them so much.
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“Idiot,” said Martin. He seemed upset, but his touch was gentle when he cupped Jon’s cheek. “Can you tell me where it hurts?”
Jon considered lying, but Martin already knew he was unwell, and Jon had just fallen down the stairs and lost consciousness for a still undetermined period of time, so there was no way he could make that sound believable. “My leg,” he said softly. “And my head.” He also felt the throbbing pain in his arms and elbows as well as somewhere around his ribs, but those were minor concerns compared to the blinding agony in his hip and leg and the splitting headache.
Or: When ignoring the needs of his bad leg, Jon falls down the stairs. Martin drills some sense into him. It's all rather soft.
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- Part 1 of Gnu tries Whumpril (2024)
Bookmarked by T0tally_n0t_3m0
24 Jun 2024
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Cane user Jon AND teacher Jon???? I'm eating so good tonight.
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The Home We'll Make by Three_Magpies_in_a_Trenchcoat
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Nov 2023
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After Jon rescues Martin from the Lonely, the two of them flee to Daisy's (surprisingly quaint) safehouse in the Scottish highlands. It's a paradise compared to the hell they've had to deal with for the past few years.
It's not perfect though Jonah Magnus is still out there as are the Hunters and the Not-Them. Daisy is probably lost to the Hunt, Martin is still haunted by the Lonely, and Jon still needs statements to live. And no matter what else happens they'll be forced to return to the institute sooner or later anyway.
But for the moment they've earned themselves a little peace.
Bookmarked by T0tally_n0t_3m0
08 Nov 2023
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What if Jonah had decided not to leave Barnabas in the Lonely?
Bookmarked by T0tally_n0t_3m0
17 Jul 2023