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    BatMuppet by

    Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    16 Oct 2025

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    Closed Loop System by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    29 Jun 2025

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    Unit Communication Log:
    SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
    SecUnit One: ...
    SecUnit One: Indeed.

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    Tortall Next Generation by

    Fandom: Tortall - Tamora Pierce

    23 Jun 2025

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Folie à quatre by

    Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Les Misérables (2012)  

    28 Sep 2014

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    The Americans are everywhere. Loud, boisterous, drunken, prone to inappropriate touching. These are Grantaire’s people. He’s never been so relieved. Last week it was Belgians, and they wouldn’t even share their alcohol. Never try and drink with Belgians.

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    The Thrown Pebble by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    25 Feb 2019

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    Harry Potter grew up at Number Four Privet Drive. Harry Potter has never known his parents. Harry Potter is a wizard.

    Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived.

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    The Thrown Pebble is Book One of a whole-canon reimagining wherein Neville Longbottom, not Harry Potter, was the one targeted by Voldemort. This changes many things, and other things not at all.

    (TTP is complete; the series is a WIP. Tags will be updated as chapters are posted. See series notes for more details.)

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    16 Mar 2025