TheWickedWitchofDammitJim
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Cat Scratch by TheWickedWitchofDammitJim for goodmorningeveryone
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Oct 2024
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Namjoon is lying on his back in Mrs Lee’s flower garden when he meets an angel.
So of course he does the only logical thing: Converts to whatever religion this is in the hope that he can be with the angel forever.
Too bad Namjoon's concussed, not dead, and now he needs to move to Antarctica.
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Jeon pops back into the cabin. “I heard you, dipshit.”
“I assumed you’ve got a talent for listening in on private conversations,” Seokjin Kim says sweetly.
“Oh, scared are you?” Jeon smirks into the rearview mirror.
“Annoyed,” Kim retorts. “And fantasising about the tuna I’m about to catch using your mutilated corpse.”
“What?!” Namjoon shrieks. “You can’t just say that in front of a police officer!”
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Namjoon sets the record for having the worst first day as an officer of the New York Police Department.
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Do or Die, You and I (We're Guilty) by TheWickedWitchofDammitJim
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 May 2023
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Kim Taehyung is an alpha chaebol heir who also assassinates people in his free time.
Kim Namjoon is the spoilt little sire's omega he has to marry for a merger.
When work follows Taehyung on his honeymoon he has to struggle to manage a bratty omega and the person trying to kill his team.
But is Namjoon really what he seems, or is danger right under Taehyung's nose?
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- Part 1 of Alibis Verse
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Evan Buckley-Nash has been many things over his life. But in the beginning, he was born to be Daniel Buckley’s saviour. He's never really reckoned with that fact – until he has to deal with his birth parents for the first time in almost two decades.
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Or, Miscommunication abounds again when the Buckleys come to town as Maddie juggles the demands of both her blood and found family, Buck spirals as he is forced to confront his long-buried trauma regarding his brother’s death (while trying to keep the whole trauma thing a secret) and also insists the visit has to be kept a secret from his (adopted) dad, Hen, Chim and Eddie are trying desperately to be supportive while also attempting to understand the truth of the Buckley siblings’ past, Bobby is hopelessly confused about what in the world is happening with his son and his crew, and of course let’s not forget that Eddie still has that little black box hidden in the back of his sock drawer just waiting for the perfect moment…
In other words, things are definitely on course to blow up like a former-perfume factory on fire.
Oh, and there are flashbacks
(Or, to put it simply: it’s Evan Buckley-Nash Begins.)
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07 Apr 2025
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What'd I Miss? by SkadiLaughedFirst, Wish_I_Had_A_Tail
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
23 Oct 2022
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Rumlow's on his way back from a mission. He's tired and pissed off, and the whole thing was a pain in the ass, especially 'cause it meant he had to be out of the country while Insight was going down. He hopes everything went okay.
Guess he'll find out once he turns his phone back on.
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29 Mar 2025
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loosely connected 09 ghoap fics <3 all of them can be read as standalones unless otherwise specified!!!! :D
they’re not quite canon aligned, but take a lot from it :]
(just as a quick aside, if any of u feel like making fanart pls link them in the comments as otherwise i won’t see them!! <3 <3 thank you)
being translated into chinese/mandarin by the lovely relyon and drownfall !!! !!!
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26 Dec 2024
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It Took a Long Time (To Get Back Here) by sammyandspice
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Apr 2024
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Soap is frustrated with Ghost's ability to stay cool and collected during sex. Ghost ought to be lost in his sauce by now and he's not even slightly turned around; it's like he's got a map or a GPS or a fucking compass. Johnny has tried everything he can think of to throw Ghost off course and make him scream with no luck.
Until he discovers Ghost's latent praise kink, followed by the knowledge that Ghost has never bottomed before, despite his apparent interest in it.
Well, Soap can certainly do something about all of that. And he fully intends to.
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The story of a broken Omega, and the Alpha who wants to help piece him back together, piece by painstaking piece.
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17 Nov 2023