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    Fairytales really do come true but do we want them to?

    Secrets, lies, death, loneliness, and beasts flow through the pages of Castiel’s childhood stories. Choosing to focus on the happy endings and love conquering all, he never noticed the darker aspects of his favorite fables. Perhaps he should have paid closer attention.
    Now as Castiel closes in on his 19th birthday, his tiny world is thrown into a tailspin. The mysteries plaguing his alpha are slowly coming to light, forcing the young omega to face the horrors of their cursed legend. Locked in his tower with nowhere to run, will the price tag on his happily ever after be too frightening to pay?

    Does the omega have enough love and faith to be the hero of his own story?

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    "You know," Castiel said, as his palm skimmed down Dean's chest and lightly over his cock, "humans are one of the few primates that don't possess penis bones."

    "...what?" Dean said.

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    In which Dean attempts to scam Castiel over text, with... mixed results.

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  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Where are we, now?” asks Dean, all of a sudden. “2009, I’m kinda fuzzy. Post-Hell, I got that, but… we done Lilith yet?”

    Castiel holds his gaze, and hopes that’s answer enough.

    “Early days,” says Dean quietly, and not without wonder. His mouth pulls slightly up, his eyes flicking between Castiel’s own, “And you’re lookin’ at me like that.”

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    Summary: Humanity was not without its problems. Castiel could remember many of the basics from his days as “Steve”: he needed to sleep, eat and drink, use the bathroom, wash himself and his clothes.

    The confusing expectations set for him were harder, though. Why should he wear the boring hues of blue, green and gray, when there was a whole world of colors available on the other side of the aisle in Wal-Mart? Why should he wear the dull, uninteresting boxers, when there was a wide selection of pretty things with bows and lace just around the corner?

    And frankly, Dean was starting to get on Castiel’s nerves.

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