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    A series of one-shots that tells the different worlds and realities where Tom and Harry meet and/or fall in love. Most stories will be based upon old fairytales, nursery rhymes, fables, the occasional Shakespeare work, or any random prompt that appears at 3 a.m.

    None of them are connected, unless otherwise stated, thus they could be read in any order.

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    Harry never imagined that he'd find himself cooperating with Voldemort, but that was before the two of them were locked in a room without their magic and ordered to have sex by a very angry mirror.

    But that was just the beginning... An unexpected truce, a rival Dark Lord with a mysterious agenda, and an unforeseen love continue to alter the destinies of Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter long after their encounter with the Mirror.

    (Or: a crack-y f*ck-or-die fic that grew feelings and a plot. Takes place early in Deathly Hallows.)

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    03 Oct 2025

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    "Okay," Harry says gravely, "kid. So. You might not believe me, but." He swallows. "You've been….de-aged."

     

    "De-aged?" Tom asks, perplexed.

     

    "I think so," he goes on rapidly, "I mean, you were, like…" He screws his face up. "Sixty-eight years old, just an hour ago. But now you're seven."

     

    "Sixty-eight?" Tom gasps, and he opens his mouth to scream.
    June 24th, 1995. The night that Lord Voldemort regains his human form, and he and Harry Potter fight to the death, when their wands collide, shared by a beam of gold light.

    And then, Lord Voldemort's volatile, recently-regenerated human form morphs into something else entirely. Into his seven-year-old de-aged self. Now he's young Tom Riddle, fresh out of Wool's Orphanage. The Golden Trio and the Weasleys will learn something new about themselves - and Tom will, too. Can young Tom escape the shadow of his older self? Or will he succumb under it?

    Featuring: fluff, lots of fluff, Tom Riddle being Tom Riddle even at age seven, and Harry Potter being an idiot, per usual. Updates every week/two weeks! <3

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    27 Sep 2025

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    “What you have done to young Harry,” Dumbledore’s shade intones gravely, “is deplorable even compared to the worst of your past crimes.”

    Lord Voldemort raises his cup to his old nemesis in a mocking toast and winks at him before taking a sip.

    The date is September 1st, 1996. Lord Voldemort is about to get everything he's ever wanted.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Vox is well-loved and respected in his community, which is great for getting away with unethical and highly illegal scientific research for personal gratification via human experimentation, but it's getting boring. So when he's offered relocation from the Midwest to New Orleans, he takes the opportunity to integrate himself into a new place, to insulate himself as he establishes hunting grounds outside his new community.

    He's not expecting to meet the meanest man he's ever met in his entire life, one who absolutely despises him. Vox immediately falls in love and makes things worse by pulling pigtails to get attention. Nothing works to change the dynamic, until Alastor finds Vox trying to dispose of a dead body deep in the bayou and stays around instead of running away. They bond over their mutual interest.

    They bond quite a bit over it.

    There's a ton of bonding, really. And some plot and killing, but it's a lot of sex—I mean bonding—and sociopaths falling in love.

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    08 Jul 2024

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    ch 47

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    Bella Swan thought she had already lived through all of this vampire nonsense and put it behind her. She'd built a (mostly) happy, productive life for herself. However, when she dies in a car accident under mysterious circumstances, she finds herself back in her teenage body, running off to save Edward from the Volturi with Alice. Over and over again.

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    02 Sep 2025