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That's Absolutely Diabolical! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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"Can you go away now?"
"Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.
"So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."
It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.
"Nah, I'm your guardian angel."

OR

That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)

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- Part 33 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 12 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 56 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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26,051

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10/11

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74

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144

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21

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To Be Loved by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for peanutbutter_and_jellyfish_sandwich

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jan 2025
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When Tommy fell, he saw the sun setting and the stars slowly emerging. Perfectly bound together, even in their brief rendezvous. They still belonged to the sky.
When Tommy fell, it felt like he was flying.
Somewhere in the blurry haze, he thought he saw wings of obsidian, those of Phil's, ready to catch him. Or perhaps, he imagined being held by Techno's strong arms, cradled and safe.
But, of course, nobody ever caught him. Only the sea.
//
Or, the bedrockbros healing arc all of us needed

UPDATES: when life allows me to

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- Part 37 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 2 of the words we left unsaid
- Part 13 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 58 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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English

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10,810

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6/?

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26

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246

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22

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no, you idiot, you HAVE to take the pill first! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Jan 2025
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Techno barely heard the door to his room open. (Screw you, past him, for forgetting to lock it.) He doesn't dare to look up from the blanket, presently the only thing helping him save face.
“Are you dying in there?” a raspy voice—one evidently belonging to someone who just woke up—asks.
It's more of a fact than a question to Techno. Perhaps he really is dying, but that wouldn't be very on brand of him.
Somewhere in the recesses of his mind, Techno registers his name being called by his brother, Wilbur.

OR

It's a sick night for Techno. Wilbur finds him just in time.

Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #25: 'Sleepless Nights'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #23: 'fever, passing out' "Hey!? Stay with me, okay!?"
with twinsduo!

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- Part 6 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 3 of my fracturing bones, my rupturing heart (whumptober 2024!)
- Part 137 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 15 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 57 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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English

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2,202

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2/2

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1

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4

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64

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4

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the snow falls quiet, the young live on by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for StormiiSkii

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Dec 2024
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“Who are you?” Tommy growls, literally growls.
“Uh, Santa Claus?” the man’s eyes dart frantically, bouncing off the walls.
“Your nametag, letter for letter, says ‘Technoblade, Robber Number Seventeen’. I'm having a hard time believing you right now, Santa Claus.”
Tommy raises his eyebrows. ‘Santa Claus’ raises his higher. And they have a staring contest for god knows how long, his eyeballs might as well turn into floor soup, whatever that is.

or, Tommy's parents tend to forget to celebrate Christmas. But then, on a certain Christmas Eve, Santa Claus who is definitely not just some random robber arrives through his chimney a couple hours early.
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Techno just wanted to rob someone's house. He didn't think he'd be coming home with a child deprived of parental affection.

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- Part 4 of Clem's Festive Frenzy + Secret Santa 2024!
- Part 81 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 166 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 55 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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English

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7,219

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1/1

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22

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288

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34

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wanting to willingly watch The Conjuring is Not Normal Human Behaviour by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Nov 2024
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“How's the movie going?” Techno asks, setting his glass of water on the coffee table and crossing his arms like the totally uninterested, nonchalant person he is.
Tommy slowly turns his head around, his eyes not leaving the screen until it was fully out of his peripheral vision. He blinks at his older brother and his lips part, but not a single, pitiful sound comes out.
Techno can't help but snort, and maybe force the television screen to fade away in the background where he cannot see it. “You must be liking it, huh?” he teases.
Tommy stares at him, his eyes seem to be almost begging. “Can you watch it with me? Please? Pleaseee?”

OR

Tommy makes Techno watch The Conjuring with him, and Wilbur gives them a scare in the end.

Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #18: 'Horror Movie Night'
with bedrockbros and twinsduo!

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- Part 31 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 14 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 80 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 162 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 54 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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English

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1,190

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1/1

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1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

66

Bookmarks:

8

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444

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That's Absolutely Diabolical! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

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To Be Loved by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for peanutbutter_and_jellyfish_sandwich

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

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no, you idiot, you HAVE to take the pill first! by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

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the snow falls quiet, the young live on by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for StormiiSkii

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

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wanting to willingly watch The Conjuring is Not Normal Human Behaviour by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

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of heroes, vigilantes, and villains by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, SMPEarth

The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™ by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP

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writhing away from aching bones (clem's sicktember 2024!) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)

Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth

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