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Shove Me On the Patio (I'll Take It Slowly) by cowardnthief
Fandoms: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
20 Sep 2025
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[04:14]
(Unknown Number) i wanna talk about it
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Or, Rodrick was never supposed to see Drew again. Things were supposed to be good and easy and new.(Sequel to 'Hand in Glove' and 'You're a Desperate One'; set in the Dysfunctional Perspective universe.)
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A-side: Wednesday’s eyes blinked open. The world was white. Heaven, she thought at first, grimly, before remembering that she didn’t believe in fairy tales.
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B-side: You should be dead, Enid thought. Why am I always stuck picking up the pieces?
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“Fuck you,” Kyle says.
“Fuck you,” Stan says. “You’re leaving Colorado.”
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Enid paused her studies, quit her job, broke up with her boyfriend, and generally blew up her life to take a gap year backpacking around Europe. By chance, she meets Welsh grad student Wednesday Addams on a train to Munich.
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When Wednesday pulled back, their foreheads still pressed together, she licked her lips. Enid wanted to whimper. She wanted to fall to her knees.Series
- Part 1 of that where you got your eyes?
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Wednesday has no idea how she was talked into attending the Nevermore Christmas party, only that Enid had something to do with it.
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“I thought you’d be harder to convince,” Enid says. “This song was like my wild card. Like if you kept not wanting to dance I’d be, like, boom, The Cure. Now you’ve gotta.”Wednesday shakes her head in disbelief. She slides her hands from Enid’s waist to her lower back, fingertips peeking beneath the hem of her shirt, feeling the gooseflesh there. Enid shivers.
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Everybody's dying just to get the disease by cowardnthief
Fandom: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney
20 Sep 2025
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Rodrew arc based heavily on their characterisations in Dysfunctional Perspective. I want the original fic to be considered a standalone but the rest are continuations. Best read in order.
Title from Pictures of Me by Elliott Smith, 1997.
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Enid is a college student just trying to get to the end of the semester. Wednesday is the vampire who accosts her in a dark alley. Apparently, something is wrong with the taste of Enid’s blood, and Wednesday won't leave her alone until she sees a doctor.
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Wenclair are famous and in love and the world definitely isn't burning in the background by cowardnthief
Fandom: Wednesday (TV 2022)
24 May 2024
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Sometime after Nevermore, Wednesday's books are finally published and picked up for a movie franchise. Unfortunately for her, their success means she is thrust into the limelight. Enid, however, is living.
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