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Though Oftentimes Better Than Master of One by hellyeahheistbooks
Fandoms: Now You See Me (Movies)
10 May 2025
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When Jack gets captured, it gets harder and harder to believe that his family is coming for him.
Still, he won't jeopardize them. Not even at the cost of his own life.
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Tell Me That I'm Good Enough by hellyeahheistbooks
Fandoms: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020)
17 Apr 2025
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Reggie's seen as 'the dumb one' in the band. It starts to hurt after a while, and something needs to be done about it.
Enter Julie Molina.
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The Cruelest Thing is Sometimes a Kindness by hellyeahheistbooks
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
29 Mar 2025
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Even in death, Owen Carvour was a bastard.
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What if Jacobi had died instead of Maxwell? How would SI-5's resident computer genius handle the loss of her best friend?
By putting Kepler in a Saw trap, apparently.
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Tim and Sasha rope Martin into welcoming Jon as their new boss in a rather... unorthodox way. Namely, with a frankly inadvisable amount of glitter.
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Like an Amusement by AnarchyandArmistice
Fandoms: Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers
06 Jun 2021
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Sometimes, Owen looks back on their years together and sees an amusement park. All the games they played are covered in rust-colored dust, hiding from the agencies and from Curt’s mother and even themselves, the panels of the swing ride of playful banter and swooping hearts moulded through, their varnish tarnished.
Curt doesn't kill Owen. Instead, he takes them both back to Ms. Mega's house. Owen isn't pleased.
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14 Nov 2024
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Owen getting mothered into giving up government secrets is genuinely some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Literally in love with this <33
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It Hurts but I Won't Fight You. You Suck Anyway. (You Make Me Want to Die) by Distracted_obsessions
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
30 Sep 2024
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“When is it going to break you?”
Eiffel laughed, a high-pitched, reedy sound. “When is what going to break me? I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to be more specific. The star? E.T.? The crushing void of space? This fucking space station?”
“The others.”
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I just realized that Eiffel is the Scapegoat character and had to write him getting what he deserves. i.e. an apology.Bookmarked by hellyeahheistbooks
01 Oct 2024
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP BEST DOUG EIFFEL ANGST EVERRRRRRRR
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We're classically-trained Shakespearean actors, you idiot! by Rain_t_right_to_bow
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio
08 Jun 2025
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Loosely (very loosely) inspired by If We Were Villains, but mainly fueled by my undying love for Shakespeare and oblivious gays, this story follows the journey of ones Edwin and Charles, from enemies to friends to lovers in the span of 10 years. Rest assured: the drama won't stay on the stage.
(Edwin and Charles met at “Arnaud Tillyard” theatre school in Idaho and hated each other with a passion for years. Then, something changed. Now, they live together in Del Norte and maybe, maybe, their relationship is about to change. Again.)
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10 Aug 2024
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IF WE WERE VILLAINS AKA THE BEST BOOK EVER TO BE WRITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! READ THIS WHEN COMPLETE :D
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Depersonalization-derealization disorder (DPDR, DDD) is a mental disorder in which the person has persistent or recurrent feelings of depersonalization and/or derealization. Depersonalization is described as feeling disconnected or detached from one's self. Individuals may report feeling as if they are an outside observer of their own thoughts or body, and often report feeling a loss of control over their thoughts or actions. Derealization is described as detachment from one's surroundings. Individuals experiencing derealization may report perceiving the world around them as foggy, dreamlike, surreal, and/or visually distorted.
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10 Aug 2024
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Number one take on Clonecobi I'm actively eating drywall about this
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“Alright, listen,” Charles said, after trying not to think at all for at least five minutes. “Hear me out.”
“Any ideas?” Edwin asked, not looking up from his page.
“It’s just. What would actually happen if you cut my hand off?”
Edwin jerked his head up so fast, Charles wondered that he didn’t brain himself against the stone wall. He looked more offended than he had when he found out about the live snake in Charles’ bag.
“What the hell kind of a question is that?” He hissed.
“I’m not saying we should do it!” Charles backpedaled. “I’m just curious! These cuffs make us proper solid, don’t they? We could probably lop it off and get me out.”
“No,” said Edwin emphatically. “We are not discussing this. I don’t want you getting any ideas and chewing your own arm off like a trapped weasel.”
“Not my whole arm, just my hand.”
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Bookmarked by hellyeahheistbooks
08 Aug 2024
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Funniest thing I've ever read in my whole life. Also incredible fucking characterization. All in all, good soup.