kaijusalad
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Kurogane and Fai, in the quiet moments between.
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They all know Dr. Gottlieb’s married. It isn’t a secret, per se, but Gottlieb isn’t the type to talk about anything aside from complicated science jargon and, on blue moons, a few awkward lines about the weather. Unfortunately--
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They meet in Nevada, 1951.
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Otacon has a name on his wrist.
Snake doesn't.
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What they do– it's not love.
If it is love, it's an animal kind of love. Proper domestication takes thousands of years and they're just the first generation of it. They scrounge each other's carcasses and they nip each other's fingers and they call mutualism a relationship because they're still stuck pretending they're human and not a different type of creature entirely.
Soap loves him, because he's meant to, and he's choosing to, and because he's got the strings of fate around his neck like a garrote.
(One of the dogs at the Predmostí burial site, 27-thousand years ago, was found with a bone in its mouth.)
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- Part 2 of sit, stay, beg
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Ruby and Klaasje do take that road trip, after all.
Bookmarked by kaijusalad
13 Apr 2025
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mmm good shit. got me thinking rubyklaasje thoughts
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Kazuki was just using Rei's place to crash while he got his life together. That was all it was - a mutually beneficial arrangement. He got free rent, Rei got in-house laundry and food.
Except, maybe, that wasn't what kept him around.
Maybe Kazuki liked being with Rei, and maybe Rei liked having him around too.
But those kinds of thoughts were dangerous for an assassin.
And that was before they got the kid.
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- Part 1 of Bored When I Met You
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An AU where Kurogane is (mostly) the son of a small-town baker and Fai is... not. Also featuring wizards, raisin muffins, curses, an abandoned house, and a series of terrible mistakes.
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Bookmarked by kaijusalad
15 Feb 2025
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Hermann nods, a slow, single incline of his head. His brows knit together again, and though the distance between them is too large for an accurate assessment of finer facial movement, Newt is willing to swear on his absent mother’s life that the guy doesn't blink once while maintaining a dizzying laserbeam of sharp, scrutinising eye contact.
“Don't fall out the window, Dr. Geiszler,” says Hermann, and it's blunt and close to mockery, but pretty good advice actually. If only it had been delivered with the smallest hint of amusement, then maybe Newt's cheeks wouldn't feel like they were melting off his face right about now.
“Don't tell me what to do, man, I’ll fall if I damn well please,” Newt says and shuts the window.
[A story about Newt and the Drift]Bookmarked by kaijusalad
26 Mar 2021
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do i remember what this fic was about? no. is it cemented in my brain as my favorite fic ever despite that? yes. reread this <3
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The Legend, the Phantom, and you. What kind of shitty love triangle only involves two people anyway?
Bookmarked by kaijusalad
02 May 2024