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  1. Rec *

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    A new match message pings.

    MuscleHxg58 likes you!

    Namjoon snorts at the name. There’s no way somebody with that sort of username will amount to anything, but the tightness still comes in his chest, the unknown of a new message never not overwhelming and exciting. Maybe this will be the one. The one he fucks, he means. Nothing else.

    (Or: Namjoon downloads a hook-up app called Jack'd and finds a match.)

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    08 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS DEEPLY SATISFYING IN SEVERAL HORNY WAYS

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    “It’s time I lost my virginity,” Yoonji announces calmly to her own reflection, washing her hands in the stinky bathroom of their favorite club.

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    Min Yoonji might be a virgin, but definitely not of the blushing variety. And fuck whoever said that first times can't be good.

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    29 Oct 2018

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    It is actually painful, how cool Namjoo thinks Yoonji is.

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    29 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    You can pry this masterpiece out of my cold dead hands

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    "Excuse me," Jimin tries again, clearing his throat. The man finally admits defeat and looks up to acknowledge him.

    "Hello. How can I help you?" he recites in a monotonous drone.

    "I'm looking for a dildo? Like, the biggest one you have," Jimin says sheepishly.

    OR

    'Tis the season of giving, Jimin's favorite time of the year. Too bad the dildo he bought for his best friend and the action figure he got his crush look so similar when gift-wrapped.

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    21 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ME, SCREAMING

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    “Bowtruckles,” Yoongi announces with grandeur, “Can suck my dick.”

    The Hufflepuff table is next to the Slytherins; Hoseok looks over and winks, along with Jimin’s second-year friend (Taesung? Taehyung?) but a group of girls giggle, and one of the Hufflepuff prefects rolls his eyes, piecrust stuck to his chin.

    “Just because the bowtruckles can suck your dick doesn’t mean they will,” says Gerry.

    “Bowtruckles have caused me so much emotional damage in the last hour that they should suck my dick just to make up for it.”

     

    Or, Yoongi goes to Hogwarts, and meets Jeongguk, and grows up.

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    17 Sep 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Probably my favorite hp au

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