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Dirk Gently 2×?? - Unknown (TEXT FRAGMENTS MISSING) by urlocallesbiab
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
21 Aug 2024
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Preserved fragments of the Season 2 script from another universe, where things went a little bit differently.
Supervisor Hugo Friedkin starts relying on Lieutenant Michael Assistent's help in performing his role as the leader — then, starts relying on him as a person.
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“C'mon,” Lister feels a little bit tired of this, “don't act like you don't wank.”
“I do not,” Rimmer preens, voice unpleasantly nasal. “Sex is meant to serve a reproductive function. Both buggery and onanism are a shameful waste of genetic material. Though yours does belongs in a wastebin rather than in a living human being.”
Lister would take offense, but the unironic use of pejorative terms outdated by no less than three centuries makes him laugh instead.
“It just feels nice, man. Dontcha wanna feel nice once in a while?”
Rimmer just frowns at him, as if the sheer concept of pleasure is both incomprehensible and insulting to him.
Arnold Judas Rimmer discovers the wonderful world of guided masturbation, no homo and all. It's great fun for everybody.
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"The woman I loved most in the whole world... She didn't love me! She loved you." With an unreadable face, Rimmer turns and leaves, not looking.
An hour and some later, Lister finds him sulking in the disco, splayed over the bar counter.
What Rimmer doesn't remember, can't hurt him.
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Won't you carry me, won't you carry me out of the darkness
Won't you carry me, won't you carry me out of the cold
Won't you carry me, won't you carry me out of the darkness
Won't you carry me, won't you carry me home(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOib9Bi-gw8)
lio worries more about everyone (well, a certain someone) than he worries about himself and gets into a road accident, and now galo's unbearably desperate to make sure lio's safe
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So, when this loose behaviour I throw off by ehtala
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 Aug 2020
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An internationally-renowned prosecutor walks into a borscht bar. An intensely high-stakes game of poker ensues.
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17 Sep 2023
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a toast for the fucked up by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
14 Aug 2023
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They're very good at pretending to know what the hell they're doing. With the added benefit of never talking about it.
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Acetone by fawningbruises
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: The Killing Joke (Comics)
08 Sep 2019
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“Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Everyone sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.” — Machiavelli
In Arkham, Bruce paints the Joker's nails.
(A short sequel to The Killing Joke)
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03 Jun 2023
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Three Heel Clicks and Straight on 'til Morning by harvestar-nsfw (harvestar)
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
06 Mar 2023
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Ace returns to Starbug! Well, Rimmer does. And he hasn't learned a damned thing during his travels, by the way, and you can't make him, because life lessons are about more than dressing up as some B-movie action hero and having tons of gay sex. Or a lack thereof.
Except maybe he doesn't mind the part where everyone likes Ace. And maybe it's better to keep that going than to admit that plain, boring, horrible old Rimmer's finally found his way back home. And maybe Lister seems to like Ace a little too much, and maybe Rimmer likes that Lister likes Ace a little too much...
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09 May 2023
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When Rimmer gets a promotion at work, he makes Lister's life a living hell. It doesn't take long for that particular bubble to burst.