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K: HELLLOOOOOO *KARKATS IS HOLDING A BUCKET*
V: Oh hello Karr... *She smiles, licking her lips seductively). Oh its pretty 8ig. *She looks down
K: YA ITS PRETTY BIG
V: Oh ya!
K ONE BIG BUCKET
V: Yummy!!
K: YA U BETTER YUM IT UP
V: Um... Yum?
K: OH YA THATS SEXY
V: Yum?
K: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
V: Wtf Karkat?
K: HEY KEEP YUMMING!
V: Yum?? Jesus fucking cr-
K : YUMMMM DAMNIT!!!!
V: Yum.
K: OH YA JUST LIKE THAT PLEASE KEEP ON DOING THAT
V: Ummm... Kar... We have been filling pails for a while now and I want to know if we are going to do it again orrrrrr...
K: NO VRISK... JUST KEEP YUMMING.
V: Then why the fuck do you have a 8ucket?
K: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YUMMING?
V: To do it...
K: YA THEN BITCH GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT AND YUM!!!!!
V: Fine...
(PAUSE.)
K: AND........
V: yum.
K: OH YES!!! OH GOD YES JUST LIKE THAT KEEP DOING THAT OH GOD!!!!UBHUIGJNKRW.ALRHIJNTOGKLFSHBNVIOGFLEWDA GVUA’OGNFekg’wrhnbinw’ommo’LFTGHQAIG’DKOVLS, ¨®HIPFOKA,LR;HBHTUHG
IJOIH’OHJN
V: Why the fuck did I even come here in the first place?
K: GHEHRUNSIHKO;GNWARIGHOB;ESTNHBOKET;RHYGI[ES’OTLH.HN
V: Fuck this I'm out!
K: JGIWASORFXGBJERIGHO’JAERWIOHGJERTIS’GHJIERSDJGERWJGHI0[WARG
[The end]