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Bruce Wayne: “ Jason, I just wanted to tell you that I’m sorry for what happened. I failed you as a Hero and as a Father. ” ✓✓

Jaybird: " new phone, who dis? " ✓✓

Bruce Wayne: " Jason you do know this doesn't apply to facebook, do you? " ✓✓

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Dickiebird: " No Jason this thing is too dangerous even for you! You /have/ to ask for someone's help! " ✓✓

Jason: " lmao guess I'll die instead " ✓✓

Jaybird: " again " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " it stopped being funny long ago " ✓✓

Jaybird: " u wish! " ✓✓

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{ Group chat: " BATFAM <3 " }

Dickiebird: " o M G GUYS I think jason died " ✓✓

Timbo: " again? " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " wTF THIS IS SERIOUS " ✓✓

Babs: " don't worry, Dick, he won't be dead for long " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " hOW DO YOU KNOW? " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " because unfortunately, no one stays dead for too long around here. " ✓✓

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Jaybird: " I hit a tree " ✓✓

Harperr: " what?? " ✓✓

Harperr: " are you okay? " ✓✓

Harperr: " or should I say oaky? " ✓✓

Harperr: " hahahahah " ✓✓

Harperr: " sorry " ✓✓

Harperr: " but actually " ✓✓

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Jonny boy: " ehi Dami " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " tell me " ✓✓

Jonny boy: " you are an angel ;) " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " so was Lucifer. " ✓✓

Jonny Boy: " I didn't see that coming " ✓✓

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Timbo: " Jason I see you online " ✓✓

Timbo: " you told you were going to REST for Pete's sake " ✓✓

Timbo: " you are supposed to be asleep " ✓✓

Jaybird: " I am supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint " ✓✓

Jaybird: " seriously tho " ✓✓

Jaybird: " I hit a tree " ✓✓

Jaybird: " Roy is coming to pick me up " ✓✓

Timbo: " are you drunk? " ✓✓

Jaybird: " possible " ✓✓

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Kori: " where are you Roy? " ✓✓

Harperr: " home, why? " ✓✓

Kori: " I need you to find Jason asap " ✓✓

Harperr: " do you even know what asap mean? What has he done? Do I really have to go? I'm with a girl " ✓✓

Kori: " how come you are always with someone? " ✓✓

Harperr: " what can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible " ✓✓

Harperr: " irresistible* " ✓✓

Kori: " you got right the first one " ✓✓

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{ Group Chat: " BATFAM <3 " }

Dickiebird: " so, I had an idea " ✓✓

Jaybird: " first of all no " ✓✓

Bruce: " second of all no " ✓✓

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Kori: " dONNA DONNA DONNA!! " ✓✓

Donna: " ???? " ✓✓

Kori: " i just saw the best thing in my life " ✓✓

Donna: " ????? " ✓✓

Kori: " i am at roy's parents house " ✓✓

Kori: " u kno Dinah and Oliver " ✓✓

Kori: " and im with jason cause roy needed support apparently " ✓✓

Kori: " and then roy asked 'daddy, could you take the water from the kitchen' " ✓✓

Donna: " no " ✓✓

Donna: " I can't believe... did jason? " ✓✓

Kori: " yEAH DONNA JASON STOOD AND OLIVER DID TOO AND IT WAS SOOOOO AWKWARD O M G " ✓✓

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GArrow: " ehi Roy could you buy some pizza on the way home? " ✓✓

Harperr: " I feel like you are trying to tell me what to do, so I'm gonna do the opposite " ✓✓

GArrow: "... what does that even mean? " ✓✓

Harperr: " dunno, I'm gonna buy some kebab " ✓✓

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Jaybird: " do you want to hang out? " ✓✓

Harperr: " sorry dude, got a mission with the titans " ✓✓

Jaybird: " you were funnier when u hung out with me and Kori " ✓✓

Harperr: " Jason pls, no one likes the new 52 continuity " ✓✓

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Dickiebird: " Wally stop sending me pictures of that tree " ✓✓

WallyFlashWest:  " its not the same tree dickieeeee its the same species of tree all around the qorld they are so beautiful how can u not see the beauty?????? " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " are you drunk, Wally? " ✓✓

WallyFlashWest: " could be " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " you are killing me " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " it's like being friend with a five year old child " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " who drinks " ✓✓

Dickiebird: " and runs very fast " ✓✓

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Jonny Boy: " ehi Dami is everything okay? You seemed pretty sad tonight on patrol " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " did I? " ✓✓

Jonny Boy: " yes you did? like one second you were you usual annoying self, and the other you were really " ✓✓

Jonny Boy: " dunno... distracted and sad? " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " it is nothing, Jon. " ✓✓

Jonny Boy: " if its upsetting u, its clearly something " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " it is just the thought that " ✓✓

Demon Spawn: " I will not be able to have every type of cat in the world " ✓✓

Jonny Boy: " ... I.... " ✓✓

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{ group chat: " TITANS, TOGETHER! " }

Dickiebird: " srsly I just want to change the world with you guys thats all I want " ✓✓

WallyFlashWest: " u woke us up to tell this? aWWW DICKIE U R SO CUTE <3 " ✓✓

Lilith: " thats very cute and all but.... it's 4.00 a.m.??? " ✓✓

Garth: " and we have been on patrol until like thirty minutes ago??? " ✓✓

Donna: " yeah Dick that's sweet but let us sleep, k? " ✓✓

Herperr: " Jason says he said that in the batfam group and they kicked him out lmao " ✓✓