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Summary:

Midoriya restarts his social media and adds everyone on his page! Unfortunately
Everything kinda goes down the drain.

I'm adding to the mess that is chat fics!
I shouldn't though
But I am HA

Chapter Text

  I.

       Midoriya Izuku
        5 hours ago
    I never thought I’d see the day I would come on here AND have
    friends.
     _______________________________________________________
     Bakugou Katsuki Use ur other 1
                 4 hrs ago
    Midoriya Izuku we are to never speak of that account
                4 hrs ago
    Midoriya Izuku I swear if you tag it
                3 hrs ago
    Bakugou Katsuki Fine
                3 hrs ago

PMs: Group chat
                10:00pm

Midoriya Izuku has added Iida Tenya and 18 others to the chat

Midoriya Izuku
Hey everyone. I was hoping someone understood the homework?

Iida Tenya
Good idea Midoriya! The best way to do homework is with others.

Midoriya Izuku
Yeah…

Uraraka Ochako
Oh you’re stuck too Deku?! I thought I was the only one!

Midoriya Izuku
Clearly not.   

Bakugou Katsuki
Da Fuk. Y am I here?

Iida Tenya
Language Bakugou!

Kirishima Eijiro
THANK GOD. I THOUGHT I HAD TO TAKE A BAD GRADE

Kaminari Denki
SAME

Todoroki Shouto
wht is this?

Iida Tenya
Bakugou. Todoroki. Clearly there is something wrong with your phones!

Todoroki Shouto
Wht?

Bakugou Katsuki
Fuk u

Midoriya Izuku
 Guys please! This homework is killing me! And I’m use to staying up stressed out!

Iida Tenya
That isn’t good for you!

Ashido Mina
It really isn’t Midoriya.
BTW I’m with Yaomomo! She completed it no
problem. Let me take a pic and send it to y’all.

Iida Tenya
No! Cheating is prohibited.

Hanta Sero
It’s not that bad. It’s juuuuuussssttt this one assignment.

Iida Tenya
No!

Ashido Mina
photo12093
Have at it!

Midoriya Izuku
TANK U

Uraraka Ochako
AAAAaaaaaaaaaaa Finally a good grade

Kaminiari Denki
Yeeeeeeesssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jirou Kyoka
We’re nothing but a bunch of heroes cheating because
we don’t understand homework.

Todoroki Shouto
I sea noting wrong

Tokoyami Fumikage
Todoroki’s inability to spell is slightly worrying me.

Todoroki Shouto
K?

Shouji Mezo
Thank you for your photo Ashido. I was desperate.

Mineta Minoru
SAME. I had dropped the assignment to watch a webcam

Bakugou Katsuki
U perverted fuk

Yaoyorozu Momo
I was coming in with the intent on scolding you all for copying
my homework, but now I’m upset that I helped a perv.

Hanta Sero
Guys is no one going to talk about Midoriya tho. He’s not one for
cheating.

Uraraka Ochako
Oh….
OHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh DEKU!

Bakugou Katsuki
He’s screaming stop

Todoroki Shouto
Y is he screming

Kirishima Eijiro
Yeah. Should we be worried?

Bakugou Katsuki
No.

Midoriya Izuku
I’m fine! Just had a little freak out tis all

Ashido Mina
Aaa now he’s doing it!

Midoriya Izuku
Doing wht?

Kaminari Denki
Make it stop!

Hanta Sero
The horror!

Aoyama Yuga
I’m shocked

Iida Tenya
I’m shocked in all of you!

Bakugou Katsuki
Then leave the chat!

Kirishima Eijiro
Bakugou’s right you know. After this I have a feeling it’s going to
go off the deep end.

Tokoyami Fumikage
It already is.

Midoriya Izuku
Thanks for the help guys!

Ashido Mina
No problem

Yaoyorozu Momo
Now let’s never speak of this.

Sato Rikido
Guuuuuuys I’m trying to sleep

Ojiro Mashirao
Same

Midoriya Izuku
Sorry. The homework was difficult and I needed help

Ojiro Mashirao
...
There was homework?

Hagakure Toru
I’m hurt. I told you a couple hours ago!

Ojiro Mashirao
You did?

Bakugou Katsuki
ur “tail” mustve had other things in mind

Iida Tenya
Bakugou!

Kirishima Ejiro
BURN

Kaminari Denki
You need recovery girl over there Ojiro?

Hanta Sero
dddduuuudddeeeee

Aoyama Yuga
That was low Bakugou. How do you exepct to become
A hero!

Bakugou Katsuki
Low? Oh no u have me mistaken fo Minnieta

Midoriya Izuku
Kacchan!

Bakugou Katsuki
Shut up!

Uraraka Ochako
Don’t let Tsuyu see this!

Jiro Kyoka
Why not?

Asui Tsuyu
I saw my name. Whaddup
Bakuogu! That’s my line!

Bakugou Katsuki
rlly? Must be 2 cold for u then.

Asui Tsuyu
What?

Bakugou Katsuki
missed it

Todoroki Shouto
Sleepy

Iida Tenya
We need to go to sleep guys! We have a big day tomorrow

Bakugou Katsuki
shit

Midoriya Izuku
Right. Good night everyone!

Post

        Midoriya Izuku
            10 mins. Ago
    I have made a mistake. I regret everything
________________________________________________________________
     Bakugou Katsuki Take it like a man Deku! You started it
                 5 mins. Ago

Chapter 2: No sleep for Midoriya

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

II.

Post

            Midoriya Izuku- :0 is suffering
                4:50am
        I have made a mistake.
_______________________________________________
        Bakugou Katsuki Deku tf. Y were u up?
                    5 mins. Ago
        Midoriya Izuku Oh. Not use to people replying
                    4 mins ago
        Iida Tenya Get use to it! We’re all here for you. Do you need
                Anything?
                    4 mins ago
        Midoriya Izuku I need sleep
                    3 mins ago

 

PM- Group chat
                    12:30pm

Kirishima Eijiro
Anyone else think sleep deprived Midoriya
Is interesting?

Kaminari Denki
I’m worried actually

Uraraka Ochako
Same. I’ve never seen him so…
Off?

Tokoyami Fumikage
He’s always said he was use to being up late.

Yaoyorozu Momo
I offered to make him a pillow and a blanket
He didn’t take it.
I even put All Might on it

Asui Tsuyu
That’s shocking

Jiro Kyoka
Should I play a calm tune? Think it
Will calm him down?

Bakugou Katsuki
Deku doesn’t need anything. He just wants to be babied.

Todoroki Shouto
Thts fin.wht so bad abt it

Sato Rikido
For the love of god. Can you spell???

Todoroki Shouto
Nt wit on han

Hanta Sero
To think the quiet Todoroki can’t spell.
Even with one hand

                        4:00pm

Bakugou Katsuki
Alrit. Who tf took me phone

Kirishima Eijiro
What?

Tokoyami Fumikage
Aren’t you using it now?

Bakugou Katsuki

Fuk off

Ojiro Mashirao
I worry about this class sometimes

Bakugou Katsuki
U hve other things to worry about rit?

Ojiro Mashirao
Idk what?
...
No no don’t answer. Still haven’t recovered

Bakugou Katsuki
Thats wht i thot

Iida Tenya
Bakugou. You have proved that you can type
Why can’t you keep it up?

Bakugou Katsuki
Cause I do want i want mitch

Iida Tenya
Mitch? My name is Tenya.   

Midoriya Izuku
Iida kun. Don’t bother. Please

Iida Tenya
Ok?

Bakugou Katsuki
I know yo name Mitch

 

Post

Iida Tenya
10 mins ago
Does.. Anyone know what a mitch is?
______________________________________________
All Might  Iida shounen! I’d advise you delete this. That is a term you probably              
shouldn’t know or use!
5 mins ago
Kaminari Denki Dude you have the teachers on here?
4 mins ago
Iida Tenya Yes. I see nothing wrong with it.
3 min ago

Bakugou Katsuki
Just now
The teachers pet is gonna get us al in trouble
____________________________________________

Ashido Mina
Just now
I just learned that I have a teacher's pet in my class.
Send help.
Our chat’s not safe
____________________________________________

Mineta Minoru
Just now
Abort Mission. ABORT ABORT ABORT Teacher’s pet is looming!
____________________________________________________   

 

PM W/ Bakugou

8:30pm

Midoriya Izuku   
Kacchan why ><

Bakugou Katsuki
Just like I said
I do what I want
Now go to bed Deku. I don’t need people
Trying to take care of you like that again

Midoriya Izuku
I’m crying you actually care

Bakugou Katsuki
Like hell I do   

Notes:

Formatting isn't working for me...

Chapter 3: Again with no sleep

Chapter Text

III.

Post
                Midoriya Izuku
                    4:30am
        How do you delete accounts???
        I’m desperate
    ____________________________________________
    Uraraka Ochako Any specific reason as to why?
            6:30am
    Iida Tenya Is this overwhelming for you?
            6:35am
    Midoriya Izuku Oh not me. Asking for a friend
            7:00am
    Hanta Sero It’s Bakugou isn’t it?
            7:10am
    Bakugou Katsuki OI Just cause he said “a friend” doesn’t mean me!
            7:15am
    Ashido Mina ARE YOU ADMITTING TO BEING HIS FRIEND BAKUGOU????
            7:25am
    Bakugou Katsuki Like Hell I Am
            7:26am
    Todoroki Shoto ur tying skilz woriy me m8
            7:30am
    Uraraka Ochako YOUR TYPING SKILLS WORRIES ME TODOROKI
            Just now

PM Group Chat

                9:00am

Midoriya Izuku
Someone take notes for me

Tokoyami Fumikage
What’s wrong?

Midoriya Izuku
Too tired

Bakugou Katsuki
That’s not what you told me

Iida Tenya
QUIET WE ARE IN CLASS

Midoriya Izuku
Sleepy Cinnabon isn’t a good thing Iida

Ashido Mina
Someone get this boy a blanket!

Yaoyorozu Momo
Want an All might pic on it?

Midoriya Izuku
Yes pls

Yaoyorozu Momo
Alright

                9:30am
           
Midoriya Izuku
You are a goddess. Bless you Yaoyorozu

Yaoyorozu Momo
Np

Bakugou Katsuki
Quit babying him

Todoroki Shoto
Som1 hd 2

Uraraka Ochako
TYPE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING

Iida Tenya
CLASS PEOPLE

                11:25am

Kirishima Eijiro
Bakugou is so manly

Tokoyami Fumikage
What did he do?

Kaminari Denki
Don’t mind him

Hanta Sero
Bakugou just carried Midoriya to the
Nurse since he wouldn’t wake up.

Todoroki Shoto
Thts wht he ws doin

Shoji Mezo
Todoroki can you type?

Ojiro Mashirao
Don’t worry too much about it
I think that’s going to be his thing.

Bakugou Katsuki
STOP MAKING IT SEEM LIKE
I’M HELPING THAT POS

Kirishima Eijiro
You carried him! That’s shocking!

Bakugou Katsuki
AND? Itsnotthefirsttime

Hanta Sero
Are you admitting to it???

Ashido Mina
Oh he’s totally admitting to it.

Kouda Koji
Maybe they made up when they
Had that bad fight?
I’m happy for the two of you

Bakugou Katsuki
It’s not like that

Jirou Kyoka
Did Bakugou go soft????

Aoyama Yuga
Good! He’s learning!

Bakugou Katsuki
Shut up!

Todoroki Shoto
Yeah. He has went soft.

Rikido Sato
You’re typing like a normal person

Todoroki Shoto
Uraraka can be very convincing.
I’d advise that you don’t get on her bad side.

Uraraka Ochako
GOT THAT RIGHT

Mineta Minoru
Uraraka are you having a mood swing?

Uraraka Ochako
I think any normal person would lose it
After having to read his mess of a text

Mineta Minoru
Actually.
I can’t fight you on that

Yaoyorozu Momo
I was honestly scared that you were
Going to say something really inappropriate

Mineta Minoru
Sort of hard too. The only time Uraraka looks nice
Is when she’s in her costume.

Kirishima Eijiro
Snap.
Gym is today
I should go wake up Midoriya.

Bakugou Katsuki
Image

Bakugou Katsuki
He already up

Hanta Sero
OMG

Kyoka Jiro
Y’all took a selfie
I’m so proud

Midoriya Izuku
I made him

Bakugou Katsuki
Fuk u Deku

Ashido Mina
Well that happiness was short lived

Iida Tenya
Do you feel better Midoriya?

Bakugou Katsuki
Don’t answer that.

Tsuyu Asui
Why not?

Bakugou Katsuki
Because he’s not himself

Iida Tenya
What?

  Midoriya Izuku
Well excuse me for being a little grumpy

Baugou Katsuki
C?

Tsuyu Asui
Bakugou are you lying?

Bakugou Katsuki
Why would I be lying?

Aoyama Yuga
Are you suggesting that he took
Midoriya’s phone?

Bakugou Katsuki
Why would I touch that shitnerd’s
Phone???

 Midoriya Izuku
Funny. You wanted it a couple minutes    
 Ago.

Iida Tenya
GuyS! Lunch is over
We need to get ready for gym!

Midoriya Izuku
 Argh I’m still tired..

Kaminari Denki
What were you doing last night?

Mineta Minoru
-le gasp- Did you follow
The link i posted????

   Midoriya Izuku
I have no reason to follow ANYTHING
 You post

Mineta Minoru
Rude

Bakugou Katsuki
Deku go back to sleep

  Midoriya Izuku
 You're not my dad!

Bakugou Katsuki
Want me to call him???
       
 Midoriya Izuku
 I dare you

Bakugou Katsuki
Watch me!

Midoriya Izuku
Boi I don’t even call him! Why would
You???

Bakugou Katsuki
Cause I ain’t scared

Midoriya Izuku
Look. Can we please stop talking about
Him here…

Bakugou Katsuki
Fine

Todoroki Shoto
Should I worry?

Kirishima Eijiro
Maybe?

Chapter 4: Mido snaps

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

IV.

PM W/ Kirishima
                    2:30pm

Kirishima Eijiro
Yo Midoriya! I looked into
Deleting accounts.

Midoriya Izuku
THANK YOU HOW DO I DO IT?

Kirishima Eijiro
What account though?
Is it the Izuku Midoriya account?

Midoriya Izuku
  …
I swear if you tell or show anyone that account
I will personally end you

Kirishima Eijiro
WTF

Pm W/ Bakugou
                    3:00pm
Kirishima Eijiro
DUDE MIDORIYA JUST
THREATENED ME???
WHAT DID YOU DO?
                           
Bakugou Katsuki
I ain’t do shit. You must’ve hit a nerve

Kirishima Eijiro
HOW DO I HIT A NERVE
IN THE CINNAMON BUN
DOES HE EVEN HAVE
NERVES???

Bakugou Katsuki
I’M SICK OF Y’ALL THINKIN HE SO
INNOCENT

Kirishima Eijiro
WTF?????

Pm Group Chat
                    4:30pm
Kirishima Eijiro       
Y’ALL MIDORIYA
THREATENED ME

Uraraka Ochako
What?

Iida Tenya
He would do no such thing

Kirishima Eijiro
HE DID

Jirou Kyoka
Pics or it didn’t happen

Kirishima Eijiro
I’M NOT GOING TO RISK MY LIFE
BECAUSE YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME

Jirou Kyoka
Then it didn’t happen sorry

Aoyama Yuga
You are making a very broad
Statement

Mineta Minoru
Midoriya? Threats?
Mannnnnnnn

Hanta Sero
Same Mineta.

Yaoyorozu Momo
I agree with Mineta
-Shivers-

Uraraka Ochako
Ok jokes over

Kirishima Eijiro
IT’S NOT A JOKE

Todoroki Shoto
I believe you to a point

Kirishima Eijiro
WHAT YOU MEAN TO A POINT??

Todoroki Shoto
Well. He has some nice comebacks

Bakugou Katsuki
That he does.

Kaminari Denki
DAMN even Bakugou Agrees

Kirishima Eijiro
YOU GUYS ARE NO HELP
HE’S GONNA GET ME

  Midoriya Izuku
  I finally get to relax and this is what I get?
  Then you wonder why I’d rather sleep in class
  -_-

Bakugou Katsuki
Same

Kirishima Eijiro
WHAT IS GOING ON

Bakugou Katsuki
Quit freaking out!
I can hear you from home!

Hanta Sero
Same

Kirishima Eijiro
ENOUGH WITH THE “SAME”

Bakugou Katsuki
Now you know how I feel

Iida Tenya
Homework people!
We got a test!

Midoriya Izuku
Annnnnnd here comes the stress

Shoji Mezo
Why is this what I walk
Into?

Ojiro Mashrao
I ask myself the same thing

Midoriya Izuku
Annnnnnddd there goes the anxiety

Uraraka Ochako
Deku calm down!

                    4:56pm

Bakugou Katsuki
WHAT DID YOU DO???
HE’S FUCKING CRYING AT MY
DOORSTEP!

Iida Tenya
OMW

Uraraka Ochako
OMW

Tsuyu Asui
I think we need to stop posting

Post

                    Midoriya Izuku- Crying
                        3:00am
            I CAN’T DO THIS
        ________________________________________
        Bakugou Katsuki DEKU DIDN’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS
                5:00am
        Midoriya Izuku DMS NOW PLS SAVE MEEEEEEEE
            5:01am

 

PM W/ Bakugou
                    5:30am

Bakugou Katsuki
Deku wtf is wrong with u??

Midoriya Izuku
DID U FUCKING CALL MY DAD???

Bakugou Katsuki
NO WTF

Midoriya Izuku
HE’S HERE AASDAJFAFJSLFJ
WHAT DO I DO?????
Bakugou Katsuki
Idk?

Midoriya Izuku
YOU ARE NO HELP

Bakugou Katsuki
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

Midoriya Izuku
ACT LIKE WE’RE STILL CLOSE

Bakugou Katsuki
I’d rather die thank you

Midoriya Izuku
PLS

Bakugou Katsuki
I’m not a fuckin suck up!

Midoriya Izuku
I blame you for everything

Bakugou Katsuki
I
Didn’t
Call
Him

Midoriya Izuku
THEN WHO DID?

Bakugou Katsuki

Midoriya Izuku

Bakugou Katsuki
That was the main chat wasn’t it?

Midoriya Izuku

fml

PM W/ Iida Tenya
                6:30am
                                       
Midoriya Izuku
IIDA

Iida Tenya
Hm? What is up
Midoriya?
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                         
You didn’t happen to see me and                        
Kacchan’s spat in the chat…  
Did you?

Iida Tenya
I check all messages.
                      
  Midoriya Izuku
.. u saw the fight

Iida Tenya
And looked into the teachers
Getting in contact with your parents.
Is everything alright?
I felt it was important for them to know
If anything health wise was wrong with you.
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
Iida kun

Iida Tenya
Yes?
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Did you… show them our convs? And                           
Stuff

Iida Tenya
Yes. I was worried for your well
being.
This is to help you.
Are you surprised?
                                          
Midoriya Izuku                           
Please take the nearest blunt object

Iida Tenya
Ok?
                                     
Midoriya Izuku                           
And promptly                            
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Iida Tenya
MIDORIYA???

Notes:

Aha
This made sense in my head...
Anyway there's a future fic connected to this scene
I take it back
the whole thing might be connected to a future fic

Chapter 5: Part two of yesterday's spat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

V.

Post

                Iida Tenya
                    8:00am
        Can someone talk to Midoriya for me?
    __________________________________________________
    Uraraka Ochako Iida what did you do?
            Just now
    Iida Tenya I don’t know. I thought I was helping by letting his parents know
             Of his sleeping problem
            Just now
    Todoroki Shoto Let him calm down. I know he knows you mean well.
            Just now
   
PM Group chat
                11:35pm
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
Ahahahahahahahahaha                           
I feel like crap

Iida Tenya
Midoriya are you ok? Did I push too
Far?
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
Oh… I’m really sorry Iida. I don’t know                          
Came over me.

Iida Tenya
I’m sorry for prying
I’m really worried about your
Sleeping patterns.
                                      
Midoriya Izuku                           
Oh that’s normal

Iida Tenya
It shouldn’t be normal.
Is everything ok at home?
Is Bakugou bugging you?
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
Ah this is awkward ><

Iida Tenya
It shouldn’t be awkward!
I’m your friend and I’m worried
You usually don’t act like this.
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
I’m just not use to this. I promise you                            
Everything is fine! I just need to sleep.

Iida Tenya
Then may I ask why you snapped when
Your father was brought up?

Bakugou Katsuki
Gotta stop you there you elite pos

Iida Tenya
Bakugou are you responsible for this?

Bakugou Katsuki
WHY IS EVERYONE
PINNING THE BLAME ON ME
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
You did bully me….

Bakugou Katsuki
An here I was helpn yo ass
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Haha ok

Iida Tenya
Midoriya please if something is bugging
You we’re all here for you.
Please just talk to us   
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
Thank you Iida. Really.

Kouda Koji
I hope you sleep well tonight
Midoriya!

Hanta Sero
Yeah you need it

Ashido Mina
You could even skip class tmrw
We’ll cover you!

Uraraka Ochako
Please Deku. Get some rest

Tokoyami Fumikage
We have enough to deal with
In terms of Bakugou

Kaminari Denki
Adding you to the mix
Won’t be fun!

Kirishima Eijiro
Stay home and relax   
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Thanks you guys… really thank you

Tsuyu Asui
Sleep well Mido

Jiro Kyoka
I could send you something soothing
to help!
                                      
Midoriya Izuku                          
Thank you! ><

Post
                Izuku Midoriya- crying
                    1:00am
        I actually have friends. I can’t believe it
    ________________________________________

                Izuku Midoriya- sleepy
                    3:00am
        But I still can’t sleep..
__________________________________________________
    Midoriya Hisashi Good. I’m coming up
            4:00am

 

PM W/ Bakugou Katsuki
                4:01 am
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                           
KACCHAN

Bakugou Katsuki
Tf u want?
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                          
He’scomingtomyroomwhatdoido

Bakugou Katsuki
Sleep?
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                           
Urnohelp

Bakugou Katsuki
Type like a normal person
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                           
I’mdyingurwatchingmediem8

Bakugou Katsuki
Not my fault
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                          
It’s all your fault

Bakugou Katsuki
Night
                                       
Izuku Midoriya                           
KACCHAN NO                           
KACCHAN                           
COME BACK

Notes:

idk what I'm doing anymore
lol
this is a mess
Ok maaayyybbbeee
these past two chaps are connected to a future fic

Chapter 6: Things are normal for right now

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

VI

    Post

                Mineta Minoru- shocked
                    7:00pm
        WHAT’S THIS ABOUT DORMS????
    _________________________________________
    Hagakure Toru DUDE YOU HEARD IT TOO???
        7:01pm
    Mineta Minoru I’M SHOCKEDDDDDDD
        7:05pm
    Iida Tenya It is just up in the air right now. No need for advertisement
7:15pm
Mineta Minoru STILL DORMS

 

PM Group chat
                    8:30pm
Mineta Minoru
GUYS DORMSSSSS
                                      
Midoriya Izuku                           
Ok?

Bakugou Katsuki
Where the hell you hear that at?

Mineta Minoru
FROM THE TEACHERs
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Uh-huh.

Mineta Minoru
WHAT YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME???
                                     
Midoriya Izuku                           
Honestly we just go back from training                            
Camp. I’m a mess rn

Bakugou Katsuki
HA
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Shut up

Mineta Minoru
Honestly though1
I want this to be true!

Iida Tenya
Like I said
It is up in the air
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Like Kacchan when he gets scared?

Bakugou Katsuki
SHITNERD
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                          
COME AT ME BRO

Bakugou Katsuki
SHITNERD

Mineta Minoru
Can you think of anything other than
Shitnerd?

Bakugou Katsuki
Shut up perv
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
I’m tired

Bakugou Katsuki
Go to sleep deku
You’re pitiful
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
Yes. yes I am, but not as                                
Bad as you

Bakugou Katsuki
HA

Iida Tenya
Bakugou! Let him sleep.
He needs it
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
Night blasty mcsplodie

Bakugou Katsuki
DEKU

Iida Tenya
Sleeep Bakugou

Bakugou Katsuki
I hate you all

                    4:00am

Bakugou Katsuki
Deku y r u up
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
Because I have issues

Bakugou Katsuki
So you admit it!
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
Of course. Unlike you

Bakugou Katsuki
Hhhhhhhhhh
FUCK YOU
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
Love you 2 kacchan

Bakugou Katsuki
Speak shit eat shit
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                               
That’s so mean! Your mom’s                                
Cooking is great!

Kaminari Denki
WHAT DID I WALk INTO

Kirishima Eijiro
Something good

Kyoka Jiro
I CAN’T
I’M DYING

Bakugou Katsuki
I hate this family

Ashido Mina
HE ADMITS IT

Todoroki Shoto
You are on a road to recovery

Bakugou Katsuki
I swear
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                              
Don’t deny it!

Bakugou Katsuki
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hanta Sero
Stop hiding Bakugou

Tokoyami Fumikage
I think his pride keeps him from
Doing so.
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Hit the nail on the head

Bakugou Katsuki
Where’s Iident when u need him

Uraraka Ochako
Sleep most likely

Mineta Minoru
He is the class prez

Yaoyorozu Momo
And I’m the rep

Bakugou Katsuki
I am bitch

Yaoyorozu Momo
Well in terms of hero stats then
Yes

Bakugou Katsuki
As class rep I order y’all tp sleep!
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Do u realy think u could order me

Bakugou Katsuki
YEP
GO TO SLEEP FUCKER
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                       
Yessir Movie time it is

Bakugou Katsuki
WHAT
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                       
Come over. I’m watching All Might’s movie

Bakugou Katsuki
….

Todoroki Shoto
I wish i lived close

Hanta Sero
Aw is someone jealous?

Kaminari Denki
I think so

Uraraka Ochako
I wish i lived close as well

Iida Tenya
WHY ARE YOU Up
SLEEP
CLASS IN THE MORNING

Bakugou Katsuki
HA
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
Still coming?

Bakugou Katsuki
.. .yey

Todoroki Shoto
I swear if Midoriya doesn’t show up
Tomorrow

Bakugou Katsuki
Ha. I’ll make him stay home
Just to piss you off

Todoroki Shoto

Fuck you
                                       
Midoriya Izuku                           
I have started a monster

Bakugou Katsuki
And his name is Todorookie

Todoroki Shoto
Be happy I’m not there

Bakugou Katsuki
HA
Bring it!

Post

 

            Midoriya Izuku- with Bakugou Katsuki
                6:00am
        TFW you and your mortal enemy collectively agree
on somthing
_______________________________________________
    Bakugou Katsuki Never thought it would happen
            6:30am
    Tokoyami Fumikage I’m worried.
            6:35am
    Bakugou Katsuki Aahahahahahahahahahahah
                What emo gets worried???
            6:40am
    Iida Tenya One that knows you never mean well!       
             What did you convince him to do???

Notes:

Hm....
Good night