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1. An Unexpected Hobbit(Reader Insert) by ale8i, HobbitHetaliaTail for My hobbit & dwarf sons

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jan 2018

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Thorin Oakenshield/Reader
   • Fíli/Reader
   • Fili/Reader/Kili-if you squint really hard
   • Kili/Reader-for a while
   • Kíli/Tauriel
   • Reader
   • Thorin
   • Gandalf
   • Kíli
   • Fíli
   • Balin
   • Dwalin
   • Bifur
   • Bofur
   • Bombur
   • Nori
   • Ori - Character
   • Dori
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Gollum
   • Lord Elrond
   • Elrond Half-Elven
   • my dudes
   • I Have No Idea How To Tag This Thing
   • it would be Bagginshield
   • but its a reader insert
   • SO GREAT
   • its ThorinxReader
   • for some reason
   • My co-writer insisted
   • idk why
   • ReaderxKilixFili
   • If You Squint - Freeform
   • like really hard
   • see it?
   • ITS RIGHT THERE
   • no?
   • i cant really see it either
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • Why am I tagging this?
   • Because tagging is fun
   • even though im shit at it
   • taggin as I go - Freeform
   • Anyways
   • first fic
   • hope u liek et
   • what
   • im not a memer
   • jfc i need to stop
   • Lets get serious
   • Sirius - Freeform
   • HP References
   • im sorry
   • Reader Insert
   • My co-writer made most of this
   • enjoy our Halloween-Candy-induced-sugar-high monstrosity
   • its not that bad actually
   • Just relax
   • and read this thing
   • ok?
   • OK.
   • great
   • five minutes later
   • she wants me to add more tags
   • since she cant
   • here you go
   • Hobbit
   • LOTR
   • bagginshield
   • fili - Freeform
   • kili - Freeform
   • Gandalf - Freeform
   • wait
   • uh
   • i already have those in the characters thing
   • uhmmmm
   • Dwarves
   • my little dwarvies
   • an unexpected hobbit
   • An Unexpected Journey
   • Well - Freeform
   • have fun
   • strap yourself in
   • i wrote like a fourth of this
   • good luck man
   • you need it
   • or woman
   • gender equality
   • should i delete those tags
   • nah
   • i shouldn't be allowed to tag
   • This is ridiculous
   • riddikulous
   • you know what - Freeform
   • im not sorry
   • Screw the system
   • i'll probably update this stuff
   • delete the tags
   • not embarrass myself any further
   • i did that enough when i went trick-or-treating
   • have a good time
   • and don't hate
   • because that is very mean
   • thank you
   • yeah ok
   • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
   • i guess ill just post the next chapter every thursday?
   • ok
   • ill change the tags if the story idea changes
   • GUYS
   • SHE HAS AN ACCOUNT NOW
   • SO
   • yeah - Freeform
   • I TAGGED HER
   • So yeah
   • OK GREAT
   • Sorry guys
   • for plot reasons
   • only Thorin gets to live
   • At least he and bilbo can be together
   • i mean him and the reader
   • Damn
   • Some Live - Freeform
   • some die
   • Thorin Lives
   • Fili and Kili die
   • but y tho
   • the cinnamon rolls dont deserve to die

   Summary

   After our dear old Bilbo Baggins threw his contract out the window, (Name) decided to take a peek, even though searching through other hobbit's property was generally frowned upon. But (Name) had a feeling the paper had something to do with those strange visitors last night. Honestly, who was that loud?

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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