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2014-04-03
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The Search: the all-too-true saga of an Abuse inquiry

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Summary:

In which AO3 Abuse receives a mysterious inquiry

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Work Text:

I am desperately looking for an old movie and gorgeous!
I think his name was simply lovely
Tells of a woman whose husband died fresh crossroads and it was saved and sent to the village to live with a widower and his daughter
Finally we’ll be having an affair
Moving film and I’m looking for it for many years
I’d love to get help
My email is [redacted]
Thank you!

S: The what?

K: It’s so close to English, and yet not quite…

S: It’s a poem! --

INQUIRY
I am desperately looking
For an old movie and
Gorgeous!
I think his name was
Simply
Lovely
Tells of a woman whose husband died
Fresh
Crossroads
And it was saved and sent to the village
To live with a widower and his daughter
Finally we’ll be having an affair
Moving film and I’m looking for it
For many years
I’d love to get help.

We are sorry
But you’re in the
Wrong
Place
The Archive is not
Able to read minds
Nor is this a blog or tumblr
Post this elsewhere
Perhaps at a
Crossroads.

D: Original poem by S, translated into the Latin by the google and translated back to English by the google. :P

SEARCH
I am especially looking
For old movie
temple;
My name is
To
beautiful
He explains that her husband,
Fresh
Crossroads
And he sent to the village to live
Daughters of the disability living
Finally, the fact is we
Headlines that search
For many years
I’d love to comment.

S: And now, having passed through Turkish, Hindi, Icelandic, Hebrew, Maori and Basque:

QUEST
I kept looking for
Old Movie
The temple.
My name for the beautiful
He says her husband,
sweet
crossroads
Sent to the home
The lives of the children of disability
Finally, the truth,
Search our advice about
I am so in love with you.

OTW Administrator: I think this would be hilarious to post as a work.

S: In that case, D…I’d say we’re co-authors on this.

D: Okay, I might orphan it though and blame my cat.
(Full disclosure: I don’t have a cat.):P

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