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[Class 1-A ]  7:00PM

Deku added IidaTenya , RockHard for you , MOMo,Tailman,Ice Ice Baby, Snow White, 10+ others into chat [Class 1-A]

Deku : Hi Guys!!! Welcome to the official class 1-A chatroom! Hope we’ll have fun talking. :)

IidaTenya : Thank you for creating this chat Midoriya-kun. However I would like to add in some rules here. 1) Please keep this chat strictly for school purposes and refrain from discussing matters unrelated to school. 2) No swearing ,especially you Bakugou. Please abide to the rules when using the chat, Thank you and have fun.

Kamemenari : You know it’s bad when you can imagine Iida doing those arm swishing action while typing that.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK YOU FOUR EYES, I’LL SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

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Pinky : Haha I know right Kaminari.

Tape Dispenser : ^

RockHard for you : ^

I’m all about that bASS : ^

Darkness my old friend : ^

Froppy: ^

¿Gravity? : ^

¿Gravity? : I’m so sorry but its true Iida!

Kamemenari changed IidaTenya’s name to GOTTA GO FAST

GOTTA GO FAST : Kaminari?! What is that suppose to mean? And how do I change my name?

Deku added LORD EXPLOSION MURDER to the chat

Deku : Kacchan don’t leave the chat :(

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCK YOU DEKU AND FUCK YOUR CHAT

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Deku added LORD EXPLOSION MURDER to the chat

Deku : Stop leaving!! >:(

GOTTA GO FAST : Bakugou stop swearing in the chat! And don’t upset Midoriya-kun!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : I SAID FUCK YOU FOUR EYES AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING RULES. FUCK DEKU, HE CAN GO CHOKE ON A DICK.

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¿Gravity? : -gasp- Bakugou is being mean to Deku. Deku Protection Squad Assemble!!

Ice Ice Baby : You called?

Deku : Eh? Deku Protection Squad? I don’t need a protection squad? Oh and Iida don’t worry I’m not upset, just a little irritated that Kacchan won’t stop leaving.

¿Gravity? : Erm..crap Deku Protection Squad Disassemble!!

GOTTA GO FAST : Uraraka! No swearing!

Ice Ice Baby : Don’t worry about it Izuku, we will protect you from the cruel and evil world.

¿Gravity? changed Deku’s name to Smol Green Bean

Smol Green Bean : Shouto ? And..Uraraka?! I’m not a smol green bean!

Froppy : Yes you are Izuku-kun, kero. You’re a cute,precious and a smol green bean.

Smol Green Bean : ngangjlknarnioinq  (/∇＼*)

Snow White : o((*^▽^*))o

Darkness my old friend : What did I do to deserve my dark nonexistent soul to be blessed with such pureness the second I opened the chat…

Stronk : Translating for Kouda,he agrees that Midoriya is a cute,precious and a smol green bean.

Stronk :  And Tokoyami, our purest duo Midoriya and Kouda from 1-A is a blessing to this world, just with their presence there will be peace my friend. Everyone deserves them even you.

Snow White : ･:*:･(*/////∇/////*)･:*:･

Tailman : What happened? Midoriya just ran past screeching into his phone towards the lift.

Tailman : Oh..oh..shld’ve read the previous messages first. And @ Stronk , I think the whole of class 1-A agrees to that.

Ice Ice Baby : Please stop breaking my boyfriend. He slammed through the door,tackled me and started screaming into my chest while blushing and sobbing.

Smol Green Bean : Shush Shouto, you’re not suppose to tell them that!

Ice Ice Baby : Well I’m pretty sure that the whole dorm heard you screaming.

Smol Green Bean : But you’re not suppose to tell them the rest of it. ˚‧º· (>︵<)‧º·˚

Ice Ice Baby : Don’t look at me like that...Okay..I’m sorry Izuku for telling them. I love you.

Smol Green Bean : anwjvnelvbnrjhsbjdfv (⁄ ⁄ ⁄>⁄ω⁄< ⁄ ⁄)⁄  

¿Gravity? : And you tell us to not break your boyfriend when you’re doing the worst of it.

Smol Green Bean : I love you too Shouto...（˶′◡‵˶）

Ice Ice Baby : …

Smol Green Bean : Guys help! Shouto's quirk just suddenly activated, he right side went up in flames.

Ice Ice Baby : TodorokiShouto .exe has stopped working due to cuteness and pureness.

Pinky : Hahaha cute, if Midori was my boyfriend I would die from cuteness very early.

RockHard for you : Ahem *clears throat* A moment of silence please for Todoroki before my speech.  Todoroki was a great manly bro while he was alive. He lived a short life but he was well loved by his peers and especially by his boyfriend although he was the reason for the early death.

Kamemenari : Rip bro

Tape Dispenser : Rip

Pinky : Oh my god guys, I’m dying of laughter here.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FLIRT OFFLINE YOU GAY FUCKS. HAIR FOR BRAINS AND EXTRAS, YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GET HERE.

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RockHard for you : Oh shit, we were suppose to meet Bakubro to study. Bakusquad roll out!

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[Class 1-A]  8:00PM

I’m all about that bASS : So Wait...Bakugou’s gay right?

¿Gravity? : Jirou I’m pretty sure the whole class is gay.

¿Gravity? : Well except a few I think ? I know I’m gay, Todoroki is definitely gay for Deku and vice versa.

Ucan’tCme : I’m bi!!

Tailman : I’m straight ?

Stronk : I’m gay and Kouda’s asexual.

Snow White : ✧∑d(ỗ ω ỗ)

*✧･ﾟ:* Sparkles *:･ﾟ✧* : I’m as gay as Uraraka’s rainbow vomit.

GOTTA GO FAST : I would like to remind everyone that this is not a school related topic and we should abide to the first rule of this chatroom.

¿Gravity? : Aoyama we don’t use that as a gayness scale! And Iida don’t be such a wet blanket, this is class bonding, we are getting to know each other better.

GOTTA GO FAST : I see..if you put it that way this seems like a good way to get to know each other better, then I approve of this topic for discussion and I’m bisexual.

MOMo : I’m lesbian.

I’m all about that bASS : ^ W-what really?. Yao-Momo? I thought you had a thing for Todoroki. And I’m pretty surprised about Iida too, who would have thought our straight laced class rep would be bi.

MOMo : Todoroki and I are just good friends and nothing else. I was well aware about my sexuality before high school, although I’m currently more open with it.

GOTTA GO FAST : Is was a surprise to me when I realised it as well. Actually it was Midoriya that made me realise I liked guys and girls.

Smol Green Bean : Eh really? When?!  Oh and Shouto’s fine now, he has cooled off and we are going to head out for ice cream later! :)

Ice Ice Baby : Iida do I have to worry about you stealing Izuku from me? If I have to, you know I’m always ready to have a throw down in the pit.

I’m all about that bASS : Oh shit, things are about to go down.

GOTTA GO FAST : ….I

Froppy : I’m making popcorn, anyone want some? @ ¿ Gravity? Babe?

Ucan’tCme : Oh! Tsu I would like some! Bakugou confiscated Mina’s phone, she missing out in the drama.

¿ Gravity? : Yea sure! I’ll help with the popcorn!

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Smol Green Bean : Eh Iida? What were you going to say?

Smol Green Bean : Shouto! You can’t pick a fight with Iida because of that! He’s just a good friend you know that!

Ice Ice Baby has gone offline

Smol Green Bean : Omg Iida come back online. Guys Shouto just got up and is heading out. Uraraka help me stop him!

¿ Gravity? : I’m sorry Deku...we need to let them settle it among themselves. Plus..I kinda want to see how things go?

¿ Gravity? : And...I may or may not have place a bet too..

Ucan’tCme : Yep bets are still on guys! Mina’s can’t get online but she knows what’s going on. I’m helping her with the money now.

I’m all about that bASS : Damn this is the quality of drama I’m looking for. @ Ucan’tCme, I’ve pmed you.

Smol Green Bean : Guys help me please! Stop them!

MOMo : Midoriya don’t worry about it. I have contacted Aizawa-sensei and he’s aware of the situation.

Smol Green Bean : Thank you Momo! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚ I’m going after them now! I hope they haven’t kill each other yet, bye.

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Ucan’tCme: Good luck!!

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Izuku quickly pocketed his phone and took off chasing after his boyfriend. He first head over to Iida’s room and see if the two were there but he couldn’t find either of them. The only other place they could be at is the ‘pit’, even though it was called the pit, it was really just the small wooded area behind their dorms they used often for non-quirk training.

Technically the use of quirk wasn’t allowed at the dorms or out of class unless there’s an emergency. If found especially by their homeroom teacher, they would be punished severely or at worst its expulsion.

Izuku felt conflicted when Momo had contacted Aizawa Sensei but he was glad that she did. He would never have the guts to disturb their teacher especially on the weekends and to disrupt his resting time to tell him that the class representative and mostly well-behaved student getting into a fight and over him requires a lot of courage.As he jogged towards the entrance of the dorm, he grimaced at the sight of ice and burn marks littering the corridors. He had also notice that Momo was heading towards him, a worried look on her face.

“Aizawa-sensei is returning back from patrol. Midnight-sensei was suppose to be on class 1-A teacher duty but I couldn’t contact her. Aizawa-sensei is rushing back and would probably reach in around 10 minutes, we were told to try and stop them but we were not given the permission to use our quirk to do so.” Momo informed Izuku as they followed the trail of destruction to the ‘pit’

Unsurprisingly, Mina,Sero and Kaminari were gathered around the brawling duo, Mina has Bakugou’s phone? out and seems to be videoing the whole fight down while the other two cheered and them on. He should be shock at the sight but knowing Bakugou, he probably kicked their ass out after asking the same question the third time.

“Ashido,Sero,Kaminari!” Izuku jogged towards them with Momo, gaining their attention. “We got to stop them!” He yelled, trying to at least ask if they would stop them.

“Oh hell no! It’s Midori and Yao-Momo! Sero your job!” The pink acid quirk user yelled to his tape friend.

“I’m on it!” Sero turned and shot tape out of his elbows, effectively restraining Momo and Izuku together.

“Sero! No we need to sto-! Mmmpp!!” Izuku’s words were cut off when Sero slap a piece of tape over his mouth. He didn’t really want to get into trouble with Aizawa-sensei by using his quirk to break through so all he could was struggle as hard as he could with Momo tied to his back.

After struggling for a bit, he kinda gave up and just slumped in the bindings, sending the trio glares while keeping an eye on the fight.

“I will protect Izuku. You’ll never take him away from me!” Shouto grunts as he send another wave of ice at Iida, who tried to dodge as much as he could with one working engine. Shouto’s attack never ended, it was attack after attack, ice and fire both. Iida did not stood a chance to attack back, he only remained on defense, trying to make sure he don’t die.

“Midoriya-kun can make his decision himself! I will properly confess to him. If he rejects me then I’ll move on.” Iida moved his armed mechanically as he broke a block of ice with a recipro burst.

Todoroki seemed to paused in his attack at that declaration before he resumed his attacks. Just as things were about to get even more serious, Aizawa-sensei swung down from a nearby lamppost, quirk activated and his capture weapon moving to restrain Iida and Shouto from physically attack each other. Aizawa never left his eyes from the two as he turned to glare at the screaming trio and the tied up duo.

“I’m not paid enough to deal with this..And I thought dealing with the problem child was bad enough.” Aizawa sighed tiredly,shooting them a pointed look. “The three of you kneel down on the ground.”

The trio quickly compelled and kneeling in front of their teacher, various amount of guilt on their face as they stared into the ground, avoiding eye contact. Once the three were settled, he released Shouto and Iida with a warning glare and a wave of a hand,asking them to join the kneeling trio.

“Iida and Todoroki, suspension from class for 3 days, the two of you are incharge of the chores for the whole week and detention for a week after classes when you get back. And the three of you...” Aizawa drawled, turning his attention to them. The three, immediately tensed in fear and worry when the attention was turned onto them. “You guys will have detention for a week and you have to write up a 1000 word essay about why it is wrong to cheer a fight on due the next Monday.” Their immediate reaction was to groan in agony, detention they can deal with but to write an essay that is due in two days time is impossible for them. “Now that we are done here, go back into the dorms.” Aizawa shooed them back before turning his attention to the remaining two.

“Aizawa-sensei! Thank you for coming to stop them!” Izuku took in a deep breathe before shouting in gratitude. “Although I did hope that you would have released us earlier..” Izuku mumbled as he shrug off the last of Sero’s tape. “I’m sorry that we bothered you on your patrol. And Momo! Thank you for trying to help me..even though we didn’t do much..and also sorry for struggling too hard earlier….and I’m rambling again aren’t I?” Izuku blushed,sighing softly.

Aizawa shook his head, feeling more exhausted than usual. “If you want to thank me, make sure none of the others get into trouble. Especially you problem child,I've enough of your for this week, now go back to the dorms.”

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[Class 1-A]  3:00AM

Smol Green Bean : Will Kouda’s quirk work on Tokoyami ?

RockHard for you : It’s 3am Midoriya. Why are you awake?

Smol Green Bean : Omg! Wrong chat shit. I’m sorry for waking you up Kirishima!

RockHard for you : No worries bro, wasn’t even asleep yet and wrong chat? Who are you trying to message? Most of the people are probably asleep.

RockHard for you : Wait did you even go to sleep yet?

Smol Green Bean : I’m just messaging a friend...Erm..well yes? Kinda? Does 2 hour count?

RockHard for you : NO. Midoriya! You need to sleep! In fact go to sleep now!

Smol Green Bean : Um..I woke up and couldn’t fall back asleep. So I started thinking about stuff and that thought came to me...sooo do you think Kouda’s quirk would work on Tokoyami or Dark Shadow? I mean maybe not Dark Shadow but what about Tokoyami? He’s like part bird isn’t he? I need to ask them about it, how Kouda’s quirk work, maybe they can help me experiment. If it works, is it like mind control? Will Tokoyami have free will?

RockHard for you : Midoriya...you’re rambling again,how do you even do that with typing? Again keep your questions all for tomorrow, you need to sleep. A sleep deprived green bean is not very manly. I’m going to sleep now, so please go to sleep too.

Smol Green Bean : Oh..I’m sorry about that and I’ll try okay Kirishima. Good Night/Morning ? See you at breakfast tomorrow!

RockHard for you : Okay. Night! Sweet dreams.

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[Class 1-A]  3:55AM

RockHard for you : Gdi Midoriya, now I can’t sleep. You’re making wonder if Koda’s quirk would work on Tokoyami too.

RockHard for you : And look you’re probably asleep by now. This sucks…

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[Class 1-A]  7:45AM

Pinky : Oh damn Kiri and Midori looked like they walked out of a zombie apocalypse. What happened? And Kiri your hair is not done up!?

RockHard for you : Midoriya happened. He was up at 3am thinking about weird things and that affected me too, tbh only slept for 2 hours last night. It’s too much of a pain to do it, lifting my arms up takes too much energy, it's fine I’m still manly enough, just tired manliness.

Smol Green Bean : I’m still sorry about that, I’ll treat you coffee during break. But then the question still stands, will Kouda’s quirk work on Tokoyami ?

Darkness my old friend : ….I never thought of that. But I highly doubt that it would work.

Snow White : ¯\_(´・ω・｀)_/¯

Smol Green Bean : How about we try it later during break? After coffee of course.

GOTTA GO FAST : I don’t think that is a safe idea. We should ask Aizawa-sensei to supervise if it is necessary.

¿Gravity? : Iida you know that Aizawa-sensei would never agree to that right?

Smol Green Bean : But he should right? This is experimenting with quirk. If it works, Kouda might be able to manipulate villain that are animal-like, there would be a lot of benefits. Since Kouda’s quirk enables him to command animals to follow his will if he could control animal-like human is that like mind control? Not like I’m saying you’re an animal Tokoyami, but how much animal are you? Is Dark Shadow part animal too? Will it work on Principal Nedzu too?

Kamemenari : Woah someone stop Midoriya from his own brain,he’s gonna fry it at this rate. It’s freaky that he’s typing and muttering at the same time.

I’m all about that bASS : At least Midoriya would be frying his brain from intellectual thinking whereas you would fry yours from doing simple studying.

Tape Dispenser : Ooohh -air horn noises- BURN.

Pinky : Apply cold water to the burned area.

MOMo : You are all aware that your grades are equally bad as Kaminari right?

RockHard for you : Oh shit what is with all these burns this early in the morning?

Kamemenari : I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

GrapeJuice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) : OMG I SAW  URARAKA’S PANTIES THIS MORNING WHEN SHE TRIP AT THE STAIRS.

¿Gravity? : Pardon my french but WHAT THE FUCK

Smol Green Bean : MINETA WHAT?! Do you know by that doing that it's a violation against so many laws, you can be condemned for this, its an invasion of privacy. Other than this there are multiple accounts from other girls I’ve heard from that you have done many perverted things, such as outrage of modesty which will leave a mark in your records, you might be recorded as a sexual offender if you are not already and this will then affect your prospect of becoming a hero in the future.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SOMEONE SUCK DEKU UP AND YOUR GRAPIST NEEDS TO STFU AND RESPECT WOMEN OR I’LL KILL YOU.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER changed GrapeJuice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) name to Grapist.

RockHard for you : You go Bakubro!! That’s right respect women!

Smol Green Bean :    

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┃┃╱╲ in

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▔▏┗┛▕▔ we

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Respect everyone,
especially women, except Grapist

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¿Gravity? : For the first time I agree with Bakugou,especially the nickname, it fits him.

¿Gravity? : Omg Deku ;A; <3 All of class 1-A girls love you even though most of us are not straight.

Froppy : I’m glad we don’t need to beat the Grapist up this time, although I very much want to kero.

Tailman : Are we all going to ignore Bakugou’s typo?

Ice Ice Baby : I would gladly suck Izuku up.

Tailman : Todoroki! Don’t go along with the typo, you know that wasn’t what he meant.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP,I MEANT WHAT I TYPED.

RockHard for you : Todobroki you know he doesn't mean that right, we don’t need another fight for you to protect Midoriya’s hand again.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCK OFF HAIR FOR BRAINS

Smol Green Bean : Kacchan!? Shoto no! Omg , I don’t have enough coffee to deal with this omg. I was busy searching for the house meme and didn’t even see that, Kacchan is there something you are not telling me?  

Smol Green Bean : If I don’t make it past today, make sure to tell my mom that I love her and that to bury me with all my hero merch, especially my All Might merch.

Darkness my old friend : Big mood

*✧･ﾟ:* Sparkles *:･ﾟ✧* : And here I thought I was the drama queen ヽ(*´∇`)ﾉﾟ*:･ﾟ✧*

Smol Green Bean : Bitch you know I’m the real drama queen here, you’ll never fucking dethrone me!

¿Gravity? : -HUGE GASP- IIDA, DEKU JUST SWORE.

GOTTA GO FAST : -EQUALLY HUGE GASP- OUR CINNAMON ROLL HAS BEEN TAINTED. CODE ORANGE! DEKU PROTECTION SQUAD ROLL OUT.

Smol Green Bean : Ugh..my head hurts. What is code orange suppose to be?! And yes I forced Shouto to tell me what Deku Protection Squad is and it’s ridiculous and unnecessary.

Ice Ice Baby : It was a rough interoggation against his puppy eyes and trembling lips, I almost held out but atlast I couldn’t when he promised me a kiss. I’m sorry for exposing our secret protection squad.

¿Gravity? : TODOROKI HOW COULD YOU!!

GOTTA GO FAST : You are the first officer, you should be well aware of the rules of Deku Protection Squad!!

Ice Ice Baby : Yes, the first rule of Deku Protection Squad is to never let Izuku be aware of the existence of  Deku Protection Squad, second rule is to never tell anyone else not in the squad, including Izuku about it.

Ice Ice Baby : However both rules were broken by Second Officer Uraraka before me. All I did was explain it to Izuku, I got a kissed from it, plus a grumpy Izuku is not fun to deal with.

¿Gravity? : I would have denied it but yup, I know I’ve done both in the class chat. But we can solve this by doing this!

¿Gravity? changed the chat name to [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A ]

GOTTA GO FAST : I..I’m disappointed yet amazed by you Uraraka

¿Gravity? : Omg is he giving me the disappointed dad look? He is! ;A;  I can’t do that look, no don’t look at me like that! I need to run and hide!

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GOTTA GO FAST : D-disappointed Dad look!? What is that suppose to mean Uraraka?! Don’t you dare run away! Homeroom is starting in 15 minutes!

I’m all about that bASS : I thought the class Dad was Aizawa-sensei?

Smol Green Bean : It isn’t official but he is kinda the class’s dad? Although it might become official soon, well that’s what I heard from Aoyama

*✧･ﾟ:* Sparkles *:･ﾟ✧* : Oui~ Present Mic-sensei has told me about how Aizawa-sensei would grumble about his children being reckless and hard to control once.

I’m all about that bASS : Oh crap, I think I heard something similar once from Present Mic too! It was after lesson, I was going to ask him something but he started talking about Aizawa-sensei, I think he was ranting about him too?

Froppy : And from this we can see that we can never trust Present Mic with any very personal secrets kero.

Tailman : Secrets and his quirk together is never a good combination. It’s the worst in fact…I’m glad we won’t interact much other than for lessons. I kinda pity Aoyama and Jirou being his favourites.

Darkness my old friend : Ah..Talking about teachers favorites, Cementoss is a great listener and great at poetry as well, he appreciates my poetry and we enjoy drinking tea together.  Although being All Might’s favourite is nice too, I can never forget the hug he gave me during the sports festival.

Smol Green Bean : IF ANYONE TRIES TO STEAL ALL MIGHT FROM ME , THEY WOULD NEED TO FACE ME. I AM READY TO TAKE ALL 19 OF YALL IN THE PIT.

RockHard for you : Someone please get Midoriya coffee, me too if possible.

¿Gravity? : Whew, barely a safe. Here Midoriya! And Kirishima! Coffee!!

Smol Green Bean : Hi yes, excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lady and saviour Uravity?

RockHard for you : Hi, I have a moment to talk about our lady and saviour Uravity.

Grapist : YES! Yes I would like to talk about her too, or to her. Like what are you three sizes, what kind of kinks are you into and wha-

Smol Green Bean has kicked Grapist from the [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A ]chat

MOMo : Good riddance.

I’m all about that bASS : ^

Froppy : ^

¿Gravity? : ^

Pinky : ^

Smol Green Bean changed ¿Gravity? name to Uravity our Lady and Saviour

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Deku!? Kirishima!? What?! All I did was get you guys coffee.

Froppy : As cute as seeing my girlfriend turn as red as that, kero , you guys should stop. Aizawa-sensei just came in and we don’t need to break my girlfriend. It’s my role to do so.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : afkjflnvkfj! Tsu! No! Omg.

RockHard for you : I think it’s a class 1-A thing to break our s/o. But yes Uraraka, you are our lady and saviour now. You blessed us with coffee, I will forever remember this.

Smol Green Bean : Uravity’s coffee is the equivalent to holy water.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Um..do you think I should have bought some for Aizawa-sensei too? He looks like he really need it.

RockHard for you : @ Uravity our Lady and Saviour , see you even care so much about Aizawa-sensei, you really are a goddess.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : omg guys staph, Aizawa-sensei is gonna wonder why I’ve gotten so red, I love my phone very much, I don’t need it to be taken away from me.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  8:30AM

Kamemenari : Ah damn, I love sleep deprived Midoriya the best, his sense of humour is the best, he’s also salty and sassy.

Smol Green Bean : Um..I don’t know if I should take offence to that or take it as a compliment?

Kamemenari  : Take it as a compliment

Smol Green Bean : And um, Kaminari, you’re venturing close into Shouto’s aggressive protection zone with your words. Plus the coffee won’t work immediately, so enjoy it while it last?

Tape Dispenser : If Todoroki wants to fight my boyfriend, he would need to face me first!

Ucan’tCme : But didn’t he beat you at the sports festival?

Tape Dispenser : So!? He froze the entire area, even though he won I have to let you know that I have gotten better as well!

Kamemenari : Omg Sero. My boyfriend is so sweet, willing to sacrifice himself to fight and protect me <3

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Don’t make me puke over the lovey-dovey-ness  in the chat. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CHAT NAME!?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER  changed the chat name to [DEKU DESTRUCTION CLASS 1-A ]

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Bakugou! Why did you change the chat’s name!? And what the fuck is with Deku Destruction class!?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Huh? Do you have a problem with that round face?! It is what it is, it’s DEKU DESTRUCTION CLASS. I WILL DESTROY YOU DEKU.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Fuck you! I’m changing it back >:P

Uravity our Lady and Saviour changed the chat name to [ DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A ]

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : YOU WANNA GO RIGHT NOW ROUND FACE? I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

RockHard for you : Bakugou calm down!  Aizawa-sensei is going notice you and send you out of class.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP SHIT FOR BRAINS, I WILL FUCK YOU UP TOO SHITTY HAIR.

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RockHard for you : Oohh...welp too late, even after my warning,being thrown out of class is not very manly. Bye Bakubro, see you later!

Kamemenari : Damn, look at him flipping Aizawa-sensei off while being thrown out of class.

Stronk : I just hope he doesn’t bring the corridor or school down with the explosions he’s letting out right now.

Pinky : You know he can and might do that right..?

Smol Green Bean : He can try and then get in trouble with Principal Nedzu. Cementoss can easily fix the damage but Principal Nedzu is the one he should be worried about, well other than Aizawa-sensei or All Might’s disappointed dad look and talk.

Tape Dispenser : I feel kinda bad for Bakugou...but he deserves it.

GOTTA GO FAST : And here I was wondering what has gotten Bakugou-kun so mad and why half the class was distracted during homeroom. All of you should know that it's disrespectful to use your mobile phones during lessons! It is unsightly and unbecoming for UA students to break the rules.

Tape Dispenser : But aren’t you using your phone now too?

GOTTA GO FAST : ....

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  9:00PM

MOMo : I have been wondering something for sometime. Since I was recommended into UA and didn’t participate in the entrance exam and I’ve heard about them, I would like to know how did @ Ucan’tCme pass it?

Smol Green Bean : You know what. That is a very good question. I mean I got in through rescue points only and that is graded by a panel of teachers overseeing the exam and Hagakure is not exactly the easiest being to spot in chaos and debris… (sorry!)

Ucan’tCme : It’s okay Midoriya!! Ya know with the way both of of you put it, I don’t really feel like telling anymore :P

Smol Green Bean : Eh? What?! Why not tell us? ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ

Ucan’tCme : Aww don’t pout Midoriya, I just want to uphold the sense of mysteriousness I carry around! Right Ojiro-kun?

Tailman : Umm Yep?

Kamemenari : Whoa an immediate reply. How many people are there just lurkin around in the chat? Like I have never seen Satou chat in here before, but he’s mostly always online.

CandyCrush : I speak for all lurkers and we don’t appreciate the call out post. My fellow lurkers rt so Kaminari does not get cookies.

Tailman : rt

Ucan’tCme : rt

Darkness my old friend  : rt

Stronk : rt

Kamemenari : WHAT?! ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` ) No...you can’t do this to me. @Tape Dispenser ,BABE HELP ME

Tape Dispenser  : Um,,,sorry babe, I love and want Satou’s cookies so err good luck

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Kamemenari : I can’t believe my bf was bought off by cookies :,(

Pinky  : DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES?!!! omw to find you Satou!

Smol Green Bean : Um as much as I love cookies but we are getting off topic. We still don’t know how Hagakure passed the practical exam

Ucan’tCme : Oh boo, the topic change did not help at all.

MOMo : Did anyone share the same exam hall as Tooru has been?

Froppy : Kero, I think I shared the same hall as her but I didn’t spot her at all.

Kamemenari : Midoriya! Don’t change the topic back! I need my cookies :(

I’m all about that bASS : Just get your dumb ass and apologise to Satou,get him something, I’m sure he’ll forgive you.  Although to what Satou said, rt. I’m like a half-lurker.

Kamemenari : Jirou! Are you trying to help me or not?! QAQ

I’m all about that bASS : I do what I like so fuck you

Kamemenari : -GASP- HOW DARE YOU! You know I can totally expose you right now with your secrets.

I’m all about that bASS : Don’t you fucking dare, I will make you fry your brain you imposter Pikachu.

GOTTA GO FAST : Kaminari! That is blackmailing and no future hero should ever stoop this low for cookies. If you really want them,you can have some of mine.

Kamemenari : Sorry Jirou, that was a dick move of me. I’ll get you ice cream as an apology and you can rant to me as much as you want.

I’m all about that bASS : I won’t say it didn’t piss me but I’m cool with getting ice cream and the ranting session.

Kamemenari : What about now?

I’m all about that bASS : Sure, I’ll just go grab the cookies, meet me in my room.

Kamemenari : Okay, I’ll see you later.

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Ucan’tCme : Since when did they got so close?

Ucan’tCme :And nope Midoriya! I’ll never tell my ways even at the threat of torture and death!

Smol Green Bean : Well that’s fine then, I’ll just go All Might for the practical exam footage.

Ice Ice Baby  : Screenshot for evidence. Izuku you will never run away from me. This adds onto the long list of evidence to prove that you are All Might illegitimate love child!

Smol Green Bean : Omg I can’t believe you still haven’t given up on this! You have seen my parents wedding picture, you know what my dad looks like! You and your conspiracy theories.

Smol Green Bean changed Ice Ice Baby’s name to Conspiracy Theorist .

Conspiracy Theorist : As much as you deny it, I swear I will find out the truth!

Smol Green Bean : You’re such a dork and I love you.

Smol Green Bean : @ Ucan’tCme Don’t think I have forgotten about you! DeterminedDeku.png

Ucan’tCme : You’re persistent,resourceful ,smart and cute.Ugh but I will never tell you my secrets even if you use such adorable picture.

Conspiracy Theorist : …-not discreetly saving the image into my phone-

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : It’s okay Shouto to admit that we will kill to protect our precious cinnamon bun. I will print and frame the picture in my room.

Smol Green Bean : Uraraka what!? You have pictures of me framed in your room?

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Umm..it’s just group pictures you know, it holds memories and stuff, it’s nice to put them up.

Conspiracy Theorist : Nice save

Darkness my old friend : Todoroki quoting from Haikyuu, what a day to be alive.

Pinky : Ah Kami would love to know that Todo watches Haikyuu too.

Smol Green Bean : We are all still waiting for season 4 ;A;

Smol Green Bean : Btw I give up okay Hagakure. I won’t force you to tell or go through means to find out when you don’t want others to do so. I’m sorry.

MOMo : I’m sorry too, being the one that brought the subject up. Even if I’m curious, I respect your needs for privacy more.

Ucan’tCme : Don’t worry guys! Tbh the way I got in wasn’t that cool either, but I still won’t tell you :P Only Ojiro knows!

Smol Green Bean : Whaaaatt Ojiro knows!? ( ≧Д≦) Ugh.. @ Tailman  and I thought we were friends.

Tailman : We are, just she wanted me to keep it a secret, I value our friendship but secrets are secrets.

Smol Green Bean : Haha It’s okay, you know I’m just messing around.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  11:00pm

GOTTA GO FAST : Friends! We should all head to bed already. It’s late and there is school tomorrow! A total of 8 hours of sleep is essential for the human body.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Don’t worry Iida we will get to bed soon, after we finish this movie.

Froppy : I just realised something kero.

Smol Green Bean : WHY HAS KACCHAN NOT BEEN ONLINE THE WHOLE DAY.

Froppy : ^ Exactly, what happened. It’s odd to not see the chat be filled up with death threats or swear words.

Smol Green Bean : Wah..Tsu, if Kacchan reads this we know he’s gonna kill us in our sleep right?

RockHard for you : That is if he reads it! But it’s okay, Bakubro exploded his phone this morning, he’s pissed about it but he’s getting a new one tomorrow.

Smol Green Bean : Oh..well I’m at least glad that Kacchan is not hurt,missing or something. It’s a little weird to not see him around the chat, it’s a little too peaceful but I guess it’s not bad? Anyways guys night!!

RockHard for you : Goodnight and sweet dreams bro!

Froppy : Night!

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Good Night Deku!

GOTTA GO FAST  : I do hope the rest of you would retire soon too. Night to all of you.

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GOTTA GO FAST has gone offline

RockHard for you  : SHITTY DEKU AND SHITTY FROG FACE, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

RockHard for you : Ugh shit guys! Sorry! Bakubro wrestled my phone from me, don’t worry I’ve knocked him out! He won’t be attacking anyone tonight. Night bros and broettes!

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Uravity our Lady and Saviour : This is def a peaceful night, not sure what it’ll be like this coming morning though. Rip Kirishima.

Froppy : Rip

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  7:30PM

GOTTA GO FAST - Class I’ve brought in some good news today! Mineta has been expelled from UA when he was caught trying to sneak into the women changing room yesterday. From Monday onwards we will have a new students joining our class.

Pinky : OH SHIT FOR REALS? WE NEED TO CELEBRATE THIS! I’LL BRING THE BOOZE. IT’S BE A WELCOME PARTY AND FAREWELL PARTY (without the grape-bitch of course)

CandyCrush : I’ll bring the sweets and snacks.

GOTTA GO FAST : Ashido you do realise that we are underage and I’ll not condone underage drinking, it is illegal.

Kamemenari : As much as I wish it was real booze, Iida I’m pretty sure Mina is probably just joking about that. People would recognise us if we tried buying.

Pinky : Damn, I didn’t think that far..Momo do you think you can create booze?

MOMo : As long I know what are the atomic configuration I can create any non-living items. I have yet to try creating alcohol but I’m sure I’ll be able to do it.

GOTTA GO FAST :Yaoyorozu! As the Vice class representative you shouldn’t encourage such illegal activities! The party idea is good but we may need the approval of Aizawa-sensei and also a teacher chaperon to get the necessary items.

MOMo : Suddenly,,,I can’t read

GOTTA GO FAST : Yaoyorozu!!

Pinky : Momo ily <3

I’m all about that bASS : I love my girlfriends

Kamemenari : Girlfriends?!!?!!?

Tape Dispenser : She’s getting more pussy than you’ll ever get lol

Kamemenari : Hi can I get a refund for my boyfriend? Yes he’s been mean to me and I would like a refund.

RockHard for you : Sorry Karen, you can not get a refund for your boyfriend without a receipt.

Kamemenari : Fuck I don’t have the receipt, guess I’ll have to keep and deal with my boyfriend

Tape Dispenser : Wow I feel so appreciated but I understand.

I’m all about that bASS : Yep girlfriend S , well unless you became illiterate, which isn’t that surprising then you’ll understand what i’m typing.

Kamemenari : I thought you were only after Momo!? I mean you told me that yourself during your ranting sessions!

I’m all about that bASS : KamINARI

Kamemenari : Oh fuck, pretend I never typed that.

I’m all about that bASS : Ugh, this is why you can never trust a dumbass to keep a secret. But it’s fine since I’m dating Momo and Mina.

Smol Green Bean : Congrats Jirou, Momo and Mina! So Iida, who will be the new student?

MOMo : Thank you Midoriya. @ Pinky As happy as we are with the rat bitch being gone and even if it’s within my capabilities, I don’t think we should be drinking alcohol. We can get into trouble with the teachers and also end up expelled.

Pinky : Thanks Midori! Bleh fine,,no booze then (｡•́︿•̀｡) and lmao rat bitch

MOMo :...No alcohol but I’m sure we can get sparkling juice or other drinks.

I’m all about that bASS : And that is why our relationship will prosper, with Momo being the sensible,loving and caring one, she balance us out.

Kamemenari : I can’t imagine what it’ll be like if no one is there to control Mina.

Pinky : Fuck you Kami, you’re not that bad because Sero can take care of your dumbass

Kamemenari : I

Kamemenari : can’t deny that because it's true

GOTTA GO FAST : Aizawa-sensei told me that they are moving general education, Shinsou Hitoshi into our class.

Smol Green Bean : Oh shit whaddup!! Shouto you owe me a week’s worth of coffee!!

Conspiracy Theorist  : Ah damn, I thought they would have moved Kazoo Kid or some 1-B kid up but I’m glad it’s Hitoshi

GOTTA GO FAST : Midoriya since he’s going to be joining our class soon, can you add him into the chat? I assume you have his number.

Smol Green Bean : Sure! Gimme a min

Kamemenari : Lol Kazoo Kid, it's so true tho.

I’m all about that bASS : Is no one going to question why Todoroki is on first name basis with the new kid ?

Smol Green Bean added What is Sleep?™ to the chat

What is Sleep?™ : OwO what’s this

Pinky : ..

Froppy : ..

Stronk : ..

I’m all about that bASS : fuck it's another meme-er

Conspiracy Theorist : Hitoshi you need to hang out with Izuku lesser, both of you are bad influence to each other.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I GET INTO THE CHAT IS THE PURPLE FUCK, WHY IS HE IN HERE?! WAS THE RAT BITCH NOT PURPLE ENOUGH?

Kamemenari : I love our new purple classmate already and welcome back to the chat Bakubro! Don’t destroy your phone again, oh btw scroll up.

What is Sleep?™ : Sorry but I’m taken but thanks and I agree.

What is Sleep?™ : Ugh it’s the Sweaty Mcexplodohands, the only bad thing about this chat so far. Such a warm welcome.

GOTTA GO FAST  : I’m sorry about about that Shinsou-kun. I’ve long since given up with regulating this chat especially when we need to deal with Bakugou and his insistent need to blow everything up and curse.

Tape Dispenser : OOOooooh shots fired, rip class rep

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : HUHH?  YOU WANNA GO? TRIANGLE MOUTH AND GLASSES?!

Pinky : rip Sero and Iida, I could hear the explosions from the common room.

Tailman :Is no one going to mention that Shinsou said that he is taken?

Pinky :Oh yea! What’s all that about? Todo? Midori?

What is Sleep?™ : You guys didn’t tell them?

Smol Green Bean : Oh..I thought it was obvious? I mean during lunch Shouto and I sometimes disappear to eat lunch with Shinsou or when we invite Shinsou to sit with us during lunch, you guys didn’t know that we were dating?

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : SO that’s why Shinsou sometimes eats lunch with us?! I had always thought you and Todoroki maybe dk went somewhere more secluded to eat together?

Kamemenari : Yeah,   e  a t     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What is Sleep?™ : We love to   e  a t   ;)

Smol Green Bean : omfg Toshi No

What is Sleep?™ : Toshi Yes ;))))

Conspiracy Theorist : Toshi No or no more weekly trips to the cat cafe.

What is Sleep?™ :  ;(((((

Pinky : Lmao was he always like this?

Conspiracy Theorist : Yes, and it got worse the more Izuku and him spend sleepless nights chatting with each other.

Conspiracy Theorist : You should see the amount of memes there is in our gc, our gc is a meme itself.

What is Sleep?™ : Shut up, you know you love our memes as much as you love us.

Conspiracy Theorist : That’s debatable.

Smol Green Bean : (°ヘ°)  really?

What is Sleep?™ : ^^^^

Conspiracy Theorist : ,,,I love both of you as much as I love your memes

Pinky: Todo is so whipped

Pinky : And omg #relationship goals . Girls we gotta have our own gc so we can gossip and stuff!! @ MOMo ,@ I’m all about that bASS  

MOMo : Sure, I’ll go create one right now :)

I’m all about that bASS : Why not? Seems fun, a great way to get away from this hell of a class chat.

Kamemenari : Now I’m jealous, Midoriya you sure there isn’t another boyfriend spot open there? I would love to join.  (Sorry Hanta)

Tape Dispenser : tbh would love to join too (it's okay, do it for the greater meme)

Smol Green Bean : I mean we are in a poly relationship, I would be glad to have you guys but I think the three of us are happy with what we have :)

Kamemenari : Ah damn, well at least we tried.

Tape Dispenser : ^ We still make the greatest meme duo, ily <3

Kamemenari : Babe ily2  <333

Pinky : Gayyyy

Kamemenari : YOu’re dating two girls, you’re gayer than me.

Pinky : So? Still gayyyy

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[HE NEED SOME MILK]  9:15PM

LEMME SMASH added  Hard™ into  [ HE NEED SOME MILK ]

LEMME SMASH : Okay Kirishima, welcome to our gc, (after collective discussion with Sero,Mina and Kami) we decided that we will help you with Kacchan!

Hard ™ : awnvjkanvfjn,,,I don’t know what you’re talking about

(=^･ｪ･^=) : I’m not even in the same class yet but I can see the pinning from miles away.

Hard ™ : Is it that obvious…?

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Very. But Bakugou surprisingly has not catch on?

Hard ™ : thank god,,,for once I’m glad his inhumane observational skills did not pick it up. Although its little surprising when he is usually rather sharp ,observant and manly. Ugh..I’m so gay for him it’s making me cry.

Hard ™ :  it’s hard to control my gay when we hang out a lot ;A; Is he even gay?! What if he isn’t and our friendship is ruined because of it?! GASP What if he’s homophobic

LEMME SMASH : He’s not homophobic,he’s an asshole but he’s not that kind of asshole. Plus if he is, he’ll make it known clearly since our class gc is gay 24/7.

Hard ™ : I guess it makes sense..but what if he doesn’t like me?! Or if he’s not gay?! Omg I don’t need him to explode my face when I say the wrong thing even though its hot. Ugh i’m too gay for him to function, h e l p

LEMME SMASH : Calm down Kiri! I’ve known Kacchan for so long, even if he’s not gay, I’m pretty sure he’s at least bi. I mean I may or may not have caught him staring at you once or twice during hero training…

Hard ™ : Oh shit for real?!? I’ve never noticed it before! That answers one question but how am I suppose to tell him!? Maybe I shouldn’t tell him and bring my gay feelings into the grave...

(=^･ｪ･^=) : Don’t bring the gay into the grave, I would say give it a try. The first time I confessed to Izuku and Shouto I was scared shitless and running high on caffeine. The only consolation was that I could use my quirk to kinda make them forget if shit hits the fan, it would suck but hey things turned out well for me. I’m happy, still need more sleep and have two boyfriends.

(=^･ｪ･^=) : Plus bottling up the gay inside would never do well, the same as avoiding him. It hurts them instead, it took me forever to decide to confess but honestly you feel the lightest after doing so.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : In the case when Bakugou is being an asshole to your emotions , I’m sure we can rope in the whole class to hold Bakugou down while you beat him down.

Hard ™ : I’m slightly more afraid of you now Todobroki

LEMME SMASH : If that scares you, then you should be afraid of the ‘plans’ and things he has said about the burning pile of trash. And seriously Kiri, we will really go all out to protect you if Kacchan says something stupid.

Hard ™ : B-burning pile of trash?! Omg I’m choking.

Hard ™ : But it’s good fear I suppose? Well anyways, thanks for letting me talk this out :) I think I’m going to find Bakugou now and talk to him about it. Wish me luck.

LEMME SMASH : Good luck!

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Slap him with your quirk if he says something dumb.

(=^･ｪ･^=) : ^^^ and good luck

Hard ™ : Thanks (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و , btw what is with your chat names? And the chat’s name?

LEMME SMASH : Umm...well long story short, we kinda gave each other a chat name? (its kinda obvious who wrote whos) And tbh we are (mostly Toshi and I) are memes. Srsly good luck Kiri !!

Hard ™ : Cute and interesting names? and srsly thank you all l <3

Hard ™ has left the [ HE NEED SOME MILK ] chat

LEMME SMASH : Okay time for us to get ready for the purge of Kacchan if he fucks up! I’ve alert the Bakusquad.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : And you say I’m the scary one with my plans.

(=^･ｪ･^=) : tbh we would all be in jail if our teachers could read our chats

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[ Hard ™ to  LORD EXPLOSION MURDER ]  9:30PM

Hard ™ : Hey Bakugou is it okay for me to find you at your room now? We kinda need to talk about stuff.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Whatever shitty hair

Hard ™ : Okay I’ll be there in a minute !

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Kirishima looked at the looming door he stood before, he’s a little surprised to see the door still standing and in one piece especially with the number of scorch marks littering it. Kirishima felt hesitant to knock or announce that he is here already, unclenching his fist he moves his hand to knock on the door. However, that hand fell in mid-air when the door suddenly open to show a ticked off blond teen.

“How long are you planning to stand out there huh? Shitty hair.” Bakugou grunts, glaring at him then stepping away from the door, a silent invitation for the other to close the door and come in.

“Uh..sorry about that.” Kirishima laughs, bringing the hanging hand to the back of his neck. He has been into Bakugou room quite a lot before but most of the time was to hang out, play games or study and today’s intention has left him feeling more nervous and awkward with his actions and words.

“Whatever, so what the fuck did you want?” asked Bakugou.

“I wanted to talk to you about something.” Kirishima choked out, a little surprised he didn’t stutter but it did sound a little forced.

“And what is it about shitty hair? If it’s nothing important then don’t fucking waste my time.” Bakugou snaps, turning half his attention to the open textbook that he was reading.

Kirishima walked forward and spun Bakugou’s chair around so they were looking at each other. He leaned in, hands on the chair’s armrests, trapping Bakugou in place .“Look at me Bakugou when I’m talking”

Red eyes locked with its twins and silence fell between them. “I..like you..more than a friend.I love you. I love how manly you are or how strong and brave you can be.” Kirishima rambled on and Bakugou can hear how the words were packed filled with the feelings, the feelings that Kirishima had harboured since the very first day he had talked and become friends with him.

It was silence between them again while Kirishima waited with a baited breath for Bakugou’s response or reaction. He tensed himself in wait for the possible explosion which didn’t come, instead, he was yanked down by the back his neck. With the sudden movement, he lost his balance and more or less fell into Bakugou’s lap.

Shouting in embarrassment, Kirishima scrambled to get up and away from Bakugou. However, the grip now on his hand didn’t allow him to escape.He only paused in his struggle with Bakugou’s following sentence.

“Idiot, I like you more than a friend too..” Bakugou face was slightly flushed as he spoke.

“...Really..?” Kirishima whispered in disbelief, he had imagined all sort of scenarios and what he is experiencing right now seems like a fantasy too.

“Yes Shitty hair, why would anyone joke about something like that.” Bakugou snorted, his smile returning to his usual scowl, but Kirishima could see that the scowl was definitely softer.

“Can..I kiss you?” The words fell out of Kirishima’s mouth before his brain could comprehend and stop him. Bakugou response to the question was to lean in to press his lips against his.

Kirishima’s eyes flutter closed as he leans into the kiss, Bakugou’s lips felt soft and good was the thought that was running through his head currently. Their kiss was shortened when Kirishima pulled away, his face as equally red as his hair.

“We are boyfriends.”

“Yes, we are shitty hair.” Bakugou chuckled at the daze look Kirishima has when he mumbled the sentence.

“We are boyfriends!” Kirishima repeated, it seems like it is taking sometime before his brain caught up with what happened.

“Yes, Kirishima Eijirou, we are boyfriends.”

“Oh my god! This isn’t a dream right!? Bakugou calling me by my name. Explode me Bakugou!” Kirishima frantically looked about.

“Explode you? Did that kiss short-circuit your brain shitty hair?” Bakugou asked, amused, his palm crackling and popping with small explosions.

“Yes explode me!”

“Ugh, you idiot.” Bakugou once again pulled Kirishima close and initiated a deeper kiss, only pulling away when their lungs burned for air. “Do you think it’s a dream still?”

“No..nope..this is definitely 100% real” Kirishima had a lazy grin on his face, the whole situation settling down into his fried mind.

“Good cause I definitely would have exploded your fucking dumb face if you still think its a dream. And call me Katsuki, you shitty hair.” Bakugou grunted, face flushing pink again for a split second.

“I love you too Katsuki.” Kirishima beamed at his new boyfriend, he can’t believe how well things have gone, maybe not exactly smooth but it was good.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  10:07PM

RockHard for you : GUYS I GOT A BOYFRIEND

Kamemenari : Oh shit, finally Kiri! Congrats bro!!

MOMo : Oh congratulations! I’m sure Bakugou and you will be happy with each other.

RockHard for you : Wait,,,how’d you know?! How many of you know about this!?

GOTTA GO FAST : To be completely honest, I’m pretty sure the whole class knows about your crush. (Except Bakugou of course)

RockHard for you : omgg,,,well it's okay I guess! We are dating now! :D

Pinky : Yasss welcome to the non-single side of life! How do you feel?

RockHard for you : AMAZING, I’m about to cry manly tears with how happy I’m feeling rn.

RockHard for you : Ah crap, I’m crying already.

Smol Green Bean : Congrats!! Told you things would go well :)

Smol Green Bean : (guys @bakusquad @DekuProtectionSquad , cancel all plans for bakuMurder)

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WHO MADE SHITTY HAIR CRY HUH? AND WHAT IS THAT HUH DEKU?!? MURDER ME? I’LL SHOW YOU MURDER YOU LITTLE SHIT

Smol Green Bean : Err..guys help ? Avjknaerdfvhi bnlaehdfkbv

Tape Dispenser : rip

Stronk : What is happening? Should I go stop Bakugou..? I think I hear Midoriya screaming.

Stronk : And suddenly it's silent again?

Pinky : Scroll up!

RockHard for you : Don’t worry, I got the whole situation settled!...luckily I was quick enough. The whole deku protection squad appeared as soon as Bakugou ran off, things would have gotten real messy.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP SHITTY HAIR,NEXT TIME EXPLAIN FASTER.

RockHard for you : Aww you care that much about me? <3

Kamemenari : Gayyyyy

I’m all about that bASS : ^So many trying to die tonight

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : shut up Eijirou...and YOU WANNA GO NEXT PIKACHU?!

Kamemenari : Umm..since I’m gonna die I’m just gonna straight (lol i’m not str8 get it?) ask you ,Bakubro, are you perhaps bipolar?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : DIE

Tape Dispenser : @ RockHard for you , you’re my best bro and all but pls stop your boyfriend from murdering mine? He’s a death seeking dumbass but he’s still my dumbass.

RockHard for you : I got you bro dw.

Smol Green Bean : I’m back from another near death experience,honestly theres a lot of people that wants me to die or kill myself. :) Btw passed by Kaminari screeching and running away from an exploding Kacchan.

Conspiracy Theorist : Another near death experience? People wanting you to die/kill yourself ?!? Explain

What is Sleep?™ : ^ I would like to know too, names if possible.

Smol Green Bean : Umm..fuck

Smol Green Bean : err...I left the stove on bye!

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  11: 30PM

Kamemenari : I’M BACK!!! <3 THANK YOU KIRI FOR SAVING ME

Kamemenari : Fuck I just finished reading the earlier chat ...should someone like go talk to him..?

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Iida and I are on it!  

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : And no, Todoroki and Shinsou you cannot join us, I see both of you typing. Just let his best friends cheer him up first! Deku doesn’t seem to want to talk yet and with you two there he would feel pressured to give answers, so no joining till he says okay!

Conspiracy Theorist : I was just gonna ask if you wanted me to get his favourite ice cream..?

What is Sleep?™ : I was going to suggest catnapping, Coffee from Aizawa-sensei. Izuku loves the cat.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : You can drop them off at his room, so don’t worry so much!

Conspiracy Theorist : I don’t like it but I’ll deal with it...I’ll help catch Coffee before coming by Izuku’s room with the ice cream.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Sure! Text me when you’re outside the door!

Conspiracy Theorist : Okay

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Kamemenari : Well,,,that happened.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Tch shitty Deku

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RockHard for you : I’m like real confused rn but Bakugou has gone into the kitchen to bake something for Midoriya?

Pinky : Bake??! For Midori!?!! Omg is Bakubro okaY?!

RockHard for you : I’m pretty sure he is, he’s just angrily baking? Maybe he wants to cheer Midoriya up? Well anyways I’m gonna go help him! ttyl

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“Deku.. It’s Iida and Uraraka here, we are going to come in okay?” Uraraka whispered loud enough for Izuku to hear her through the door. It was silence for a bit on the outside before the door creaked open and a mob of short brown hair stuck through the gap. “Deku?” Uraraka called out again, searching about in the dark from the green haired boy.

After the mistake he made in the chat, Izuku has swaddled and buried himself in the huge amounts of fluffy blankets he had owned and sat on the bed regretting his life decision and having an existential crisis while on the verge of going into a panic attack. He only broke away from his thoughts when Uraraka walked in and gently pulled him into a hug. At that point it felt like something broke in him, he was sobbing into her neck while she murmured comforting words to him, he could feel another hand that was stroking through his fluffy hair, he vaguely remembers hearing Iida’s calming voice in the midst of the voices and chaos in his mind.

It took him about an hour to calm down and apparently at some point he was squished between Iida and Uraraka with Aizawa-sensei’s cat, Coffee, laying on his lap. There was also a tub of mint-chocolate chip ice cream that was on the table, it was encased in ice (lid and tub separately froze) to make sure it didn’t melt too quick, Shouto probably brought it and a plate of cookies that made him think of Kacchan. “T-thank you, Uraraka, Iida” Izuku croaked out, throat dried from screaming? And bawling his eyes out. Iida immediately handed him a cup of water and prompted him to drink it, nodding in thanks, Izuku finished the cup.

“Did Shouto, Hitoshi or Kacchan come by?” He asked, stroking the cat’s fur fondly.

“Nope! They only came by to drop the ice cream and cat and Kirishima came by to drop off the plate of cookies, it was Bakugou that made them” Uraraka smiled, grabbing the tub, spoons and the plate of cookies. “Well..Shinsou and Todoroki wanted to come in but I told them not to, since..you might not want to see or talk to them yet.”

“Oh..umm Thanks, I suppose I don’t really want to say anything yet.” Izuku mumbled, mulling over the pros and cons of spilling his guts out as he dug his spoon into the ice cream. “But maybe soon..just not now?”

“Sure Midoriya, take all the time you need. We don’t want to pressure you into doing anything you don’t want to. However, I do want to ask about how you’re feeling right now? Your well-being, do you require anything or any assistance?” Iida asked, a concerned look on his face as he did his weird hand motions but on a smaller scale.

“Don’t worry about it or me. I’m feeling better, I think it was long overdue for me to do that. We all the stress and problems recently it just made everything suck, I didn’t have the time or the outlet to let it out but when I did, it felt as if some weight was lifted off my shoulders. It’s a nice feeling.” Izuku offered a reassuring smile to the two after taking another bite.

“We can and will worry about you Deku! You’re our best friend, we love and care about you no matter what and you would do the same for us too. In fact, if we really did go through with the BakuMurder plan I would lay down my life to ensure your safety” Uraraka eyes lit up with flames, and punched the air with a fist, attempting to lighten the mood.

“You don’t have to go that far but I’m happy that you say that? I’m glad we are best friends and I would 100% do the same for you too, I did break myself to help Shouto and save you in the entrance exam.” Izuku chuckled, a light blush spreading across his cheek.

“You would go to the extreme if you could help anyone.” Iida shook his head, seeming a little exasperated. “That is why it is necessary for there to be a Deku protection squad. We can’t let you sacrifice your life or getting hurt just to save everyone. Remember we are here, we have your back. Never hesitate to ask for help that we, the whole of class 1-A is willing to offer.” Iida smiled, squeezing Izuku’s slightly.

“I know..and I’m grateful.” Izuku sniffled, his eyes reddening and tearing up again. “I’m really happy that I survived through everything and made it into UA. I’m glad to have met all of you, UA has changed my life for the better and I wish to do as much as I can to repay.”

“You silly thing, you don’t need to pay back, what are friends for? Like Iida says, we have your back! Now no more excuses or depressing things! Group hug!” Uraraka cheered and pulled the two into a hug. The hug lasted for a couple of minutes before they pulled away. “So..want to watch some rom-com, eat ice cream and cookies until late night?” She asked.

“I would usually be against the idea but since it’s a non-school night we can do it.” Iida pushed his glasses up, looking at them seriously before continuing. “So which rom-com should we watch?”

Their movie night lasted till around 11:30 PM before Iida and Uraraka left for sleep, this left Izuku by himself with his own thoughts again. Although this time the walls of memories and emotions didn’t seem to have come down and crashed into him it was not fully gone, he felt numb. It was odd but with the emotional draining breakdown earlier, he felt drained, immediately after his head hit the pillow he fell asleep.

He was tired yes, but the sleep was not peaceful, even though it wasn't plagued with nightmares he woke up a few hours later, around 1 AM. He tried to fall back asleep but it didn’t seem like that was happening anytime soon, with the time he had, he started to think again.

It was only at 2:30 AM then he had decided what his next actions would be, although he did not feel like he is fully prepared he knew he had to do this to move on. And this was what happened next, he pulled out his phone and started typing the long message.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  2:38AM

Smol Green Bean : Hi, morning/night guys? I'm not sure who’s still online at this hour other than Toshi but I'm sorry about running away from the situation earlier. And after much thinking, I've decided that I need to tell you what happened. However by the end of it  I hope you don't see me differently and hate me or anyone mentioned. I have forgiven them.

Smol Green Bean : So to start, some of you guys know that my quirk was late, it only appeared on the day of UA exam and before that, I grew up thinking I was quirkless. That status made me a target for bullies and I was bullied quite badly.One of the bully was Kacchan, although a childhood friend he didn’t like me that much but we’ve talked it out (with our fists mostly) and we are trying to get along better,  Kacchan is treating me nicer .

Smol Green Bean : So about Kacchan and bullying, during the last year of middle school he had told me to and I quote ‘Take a swan dive of the roof and hope that you’ll get a quirk in your next life’ His words hit close to home and it hurt me, I’ve always wanted to be a hero but I was told that being quirkless made it impossible to be a hero by many people and a part of me was actually contemplating about it. And seeing how I’m still alive, I didn’t do it, I wanted to prove everyone wrong, I believed that I could still become a hero no matter what. But on the way back home,I was attacked by a slime villain (the same one that attacked Bakugou as well) and All Might saved me, that was one of the near death experience. Next near death experience would be when I tried to help Bakugou from the slime villain (still quirkless), the next few times were the USJ and training camp.

Smol Green Bean : I’ve mostly gotten over all of it, it's just sometimes there would be nightmares or panic attacks that would affect me mentally and emotionally for the rest of the day, yesterday it wasn’t my best day but it's not the worst so I let it slip, but srsl don’t worry guys, I’m all good after a night’s sleep,sweets and Coffee (the cat and the literal drink) Thanks for Ura,Iida,Toshi ,Shou and Kacchan for trying to cheer me up! The ice cream and cookies were nice :)

What is Sleep?™ : As much as I want to march over to Bakugou’s room and kill him in his sleep, I won’t. Honestly I know you and Bakugou don’t get along that well but I didn’t know it was this bad. I won’t kill him but can I brainwash him into doing something dumb?

Smol Green Bean : Omg Toshi no, once the brainwashing wears off he’ll kill you and I like my boyfriend to be alive and in one piece. But srsly it’s okay, after the training camp disaster, we kinda fought each other and talked it out with our fists and things are all chill, well mostly chill, he’s still Kacchan.

What is Sleep?™ : Nothing ventured,nothing gained. You can’t stop me, Shouto would be on my side too. He might be a little rougher during hero training when facing Bakugou.

Conspiracy Theorist : There also may or may not be accidents during training

Smol Green Bean : I love you guys but omg and Shouto why are you awake still?

Conspiracy Theorist : I couldn’t sleep, was worried about you…

Smol Green Bean : Oh you walnut, go sleep. I’m fine, if there’s anything you want to talk we can do it tomorrow with Toshi.

Conspiracy Theorist : Did..you just call me a walnut..?.. Fine, go to sleep too Izuku, love you and sweet dreams. Toshi try and sleep too.

What is Sleep?™ : You’re such a mother hen, night you walnut and Izuku <3

Conspiracy Theorist changed his name to Walnut

Smol Green Bean : Shouto!? ( ˃́ꇴ˂̀ )

What is Sleep?™ :  He would be a cute walnut.

Walnut : It’s a nice and cute nick name.

What is Sleep?™ : Yep a sleepless Shouto is worse than Izuku, you need to sleep walnut , or I’ll come over and brainwash you to do so

Walnut : I need to use the sleep, I’ll sleep. Night, love both of you  bye.

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Smol Green Bean : He’s so cute..I’m so gay for both of you. Night!

What is Sleep?™ : I love both of you too. Night :)

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[ HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS ] 5:00AM

Yellow Caterpillar : Anyone seen Coffee? She isn’t back yet.

Diggity Dig : No and you’re up early surprisingly?

Yellow Caterpillar : I just got back from patrol, I’m going to wake Hizashi up.

Diggity Dig : Waking him up this early..is that a good idea?

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t worry, I’ll erase his quirk.

5:10AM

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shoutaaaaa whyyyyy D: I was having a nice dream.

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t care just go find Coffee, I’m tired. Don’t wake me up unless there’s an emergency.

Diggity Dig : Sucks to be you yamada

YEAAAAAAAAAH : ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` ) Shouta you meanie but fine I’ll go find our furry child.

Yellow Caterpillar : Shut up and good night.

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Diggity Dig : Good luck with the search.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : You’re my new best friend Majima, why are you up this early btw?

Diggity Dig : 2 words, Hatsume Mei

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Did she cause a blackout in the support dorms again?

Diggity Dig : I wish, she almost exploded the whole dorm, luckily the explosion was limited to her room only. A fire did break out but thing have all settled, she’s not good for my health…

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Man I feel bad for you but honestly, she can’t hold a candle to Shouta’s class, man that bunch of kids are crazy. I mean my year was bad but not as worse as them.

Diggity Dig : I still remember what it was like when we were all still students, omg it was hell. I’m glad to be in 1-B at that point.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : We weren’t that bad! Ugh….anyways you free to help me with finding the cat?

Diggity Dig : Nope, as I said good luck in finding.

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YEAAAAAAAAAH : :(((

7:10AM

YEAAAAAAAAAH :  Where can a cat go to!?! I’m tired.. :(

What is Sleep?™ : Oh you’re awake early. You’re trying to find Coffee?

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Yep, Shouta would be mad if I can’t find her :(

What is Sleep?™ : Umm..I may or may no have catnapped Coffee to cheer Izuku up.

Yellow Caterpillar : omg what happened to the problem child this time? Oh and Hitoshi next time leave a note when you take Coffee.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Does that mean I’ve been searching for hours and Coffee is with Midoriya?! :((((((((((((((

What is Sleep?™ : Yep..sorry about that, you went to search around the time I doze off, or else I would’ve told you I’ve taken her.

What is Sleep?™ : And Izuku is fine, he just had a bad day. I’m not sure if Izuku wants the teacher to know about his problem but he might want to talk to you or All Might about it.

Mighty! : Something happened to young Midoriya?

What is Sleep?™ : Mm yea, just talk to him. Btw All Might, the coming Monday when I’m officially in 1-A, for Hero Training do you think we can do team battles? Specifically with Uraraka,Iida,Shouto,Asui and I in a team or a mix of Kaminari,Sero,Mina and Kirishima too against Bakugou?

Mighty! : That would be possible, it would be a good team exercise, I’ll go plan out the lessons.

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Yellow Caterpillar : Whatever you are planning, remember to not get too hurt and deck Bakugou in the face as hard as possible

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta!! What are you telling our son to do?!? A teacher shouldn’t tell their son to deck a classmate in the face.

Yellow Caterpillar : Seeing how problem child is upset and  that Hitoshi is also angry with Bakugou, I came to a logical conclusion that something happened between them again. Since I can’t deck Bakugou in the face, he can.

What is Sleep?™ : Don’t worry fun dad, I will deck Bakugou’s face as hard as I can, I’m sure Shouto will help too.

YEAAAAAAAAAH :  WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL!?!?! I thought I was the fun dad?! Nooo Shouta’s the strict dad and I’m the fun one ;A;

What is Sleep?™ : Yea you’re just fun dad 2 now, you were demoted

BDSM : I wake up wondering why my phone was going off like crazy and the first thing I see if a such lovely family bonding session and I’m not part of it!?

Yellow Caterpillar : Just mute it and Kayama stop being jealous, go adopt a kid and be happy with your own family.

BDSM : :(( I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Yellow Caterpillar : It’s still early for me to deal with all your bullshit, go back to sleep.

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[ DEKU PROTECTION SQUAD + BAKUSQUAD (W/O BAKU OR DEKU) ] 9:30AM

What is Sleep?™ : So guys I’ve got All Might to make lesson plans for us to fight in groups against Bakugou, I’ve suggested the teams but who knows what he’ll do. I just hope I get a chance to make Bakugou do something dumb with my quirk.

GOTTA GO FAST : Despite this being not a very heroic idea and intention, I’m 100% for it. We will protect Midoriya’s honour especially for what Bakugou has done.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Wooo!! I’ve got some new tricks up my sleeves to try out on Bakugou! Time to kick some ass!!

RockHard for you : Even if he’s my boyfriend, it's much more manly to do the correct thing, and in this case my heart is telling me this is more manly and correct even though I love him so much :,)

Kamemenari : Bro that’s kinda gay but same, yall gotta save my ass when I go over my voltage limit, Bakubro is gon get the worst from me for doing all that do our class cinnamon bun.

Tape Dispenser : Don’t worry babe, I’ll spider man our ass outta there after I tape him down for the others to deal with.

Kamemenari : Babe <3

Walnut : I would complain that this is gay but I’m gay af too

Kamemenari : lmao what’s with your chat name todo?

Kamemenari : Ah nvrm, Hanta just showed me the chat. Btw is Midoriya doing better?

Walnut : I went to check on him earlier, he’s still asleep. Hitoshi and I are planning to make him brunch.

Pinky : Oooh food! Mind making me some too while you’re at it? Bakubro doesn’t want to make it this morning and Satou went out early :(  

Walnut :Sure, if you don’t mind the food slightly burnt..?

Pinky : Free food is free food, I ain’t gonna complain, plus I’m pretty sure my taste buds are fucked after eating my own cooking.

Kamemenari : Damn, may as well just cook for all of us at this rate.

RockHard for you : I’ll help you guys later after my workout with Katsuki!

Tape Dispenser : Damn it’s weird to see Kiri call Bakugou by his first name

Kamemenari : Ikr, I probs won’t get used to it for a while, its so weird.

RockHard for you : Really? It felt a little weird to me at first too but I got used to it? And it’s kinda nice too :D especially when he calls me by my name <3

RockHard for you : Anyways I’ll probably drop by around 10:30+ish?

Walnut : Sure, Toshi and I would probably be making pancakes. See you later.

RockHard for you : Bye :D Katsuki’s calling me alrdy!

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Kamemenari : So workout eh  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tape Dispenser :   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What is Sleep?™ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pinky :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Walnut : Stop or no pancakes, I will ban you from the kitchen toshi so stop too

What is Sleep?™ : You can’t ban me, without me there you’ll end up burning the kitchen. Do I need to remind you what happened the last time you were left to cook by yourself?

Walnut : ,,,I can make it so you’ll get lesser pancakes.

Tape Dispenser : Now I wanna know what happened in the kitchen

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : ikr, you can’t just not stop telling the story like that

Walnut : Nothing happened, we are not talking about it or else say goodbye to your pancakes Sero, Toshi , Ashido.

What is Sleep?™ : D: No my pancakes, finneee I won’t say anything , I’ll see you at the kitchen in 10min (I’ll pm you the deets, Sero)

Walnut : HitOSHi

Tape Dispenser : Yush (I’ll pay back with more pancakes for you or with Denki’s pancakes)

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : (omg Shinsou send me too! I’m not eating pancake here but I’ll get you something too)

Pinky : I’m sorry :(   (omg same, I’ll donate pancakes too!)

Walnut : I give up

GOTTA GO FAST : same

Kamemenari : Whoa what’s wrong class rep? (Hey!! I’ll share if I get to see the deets too)

GOTTA GO FAST : This chat,especially the class chat is impossible to handle. I’ve long since given up regulating the chat rules if you hadn’t notice. I’m only there to reinforce other school rules.

Kamemenari : I would try to cheer you up or something, but I’m p sure that I’m one of the reasons why you gave up but err good luck?

GOTTA GO FAST : Thank you Kaminari.

Kamemenari : No prob :D

Walnut : Hurry Hitoshi or I’m starting without you.

What is Sleep?™ : I’m coming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kamemenari : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tape Dispenser :   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pinky :  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Walnut : I hate this family  (not as much as EndeaVore)

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GOTTA GO FAST : It’s getting late, Uraraka, are you and Tsuyu ready to head out?

Pinky : Oh? To where? A date!?!?!

GOTTA GO FAST : We are going to buy somethings before heading to the newly opened cafe.

Froppy : It’s a date Tenya, you don’t have to be shy about it.

GOTTA GO FAST : But I don’t feel the need to for everyone to know that!

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : It’s okay Tsuu-chan, let’s head out before Iida pass out from shyness.

GOTTA GO FAST : Yes let’s go!

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  10:30 AM

CandyCrush : What in the world happened in the kitchen!?!

Stronk : It’s not me this time.

CandyCrush : This time?! Wait so that means the last time it was you?!

Stronk : Umm...haven’t multiple pair of arms doesn’t always means things would go smoothly.

Ucan’tCme : I kinda wanna and kinda not wanna know what happened,,,,

Darkness my old friend  : It’s okay babe, I love all of you. We should embrace all our flaws and the darkness.

Tape Dispenser : Was gonna mention how Toko seems all positive and loving but then he mentioned about darkness then it wasn’t that positive THEN  I REALISED WHEN TF DID TOKO AND SHOUJI GET TOGETHER?!!! BABE, TOKO CALLED OUR HOTTER AND BUFFEST CLASSMATE BABE.

Kamemenari : SHIT ITS WEIRD, OMG ALTHOUGH I AGREE HE’S HOT AND BUFF AF, tbh I wouldn’t mind if Shouji hakuna my tatas.

Darkness my old friend  : Big mood^ but he’s mine so hands off you thirsty heathens

Stronk : Love you too babe, don’t worry I only have my eyes for you. And to answer your question, we have been together since the sports festival so a couple of months and almost a year.

Kamemenari : How the heck did we not notice them dating at all?!! And Toko you don’t need to tell me what I already know.

Tape Dispenser : We are all thirsty heathens tbh. Like Todoroki can freeze me again and I’ll still be okay, well other than a probably bruised ego afterwards and maybe frostbite

CandyCrush : Stop getting off topic. So who is it that wrecked the kitchen again if its not Shouji. Ashido is it you??

Pinky : Don’t look at me like that! I didn’t do it, you already banned me from there unless I have supervision.

What is Sleep?™ : That would be Shouto’s fault, he started cooking without me, I came and it was a disaster already. He managed to explode us with both batter and flour and we were washing up.

CandyCrush : Todoroki what did you even do to have batter and flour explode?!

Walnut : I actually have no idea but don’t worry, Toshi and I will clean it up once we are done.

What is Sleep?™ : This sucks, you made the mess yet I have to help clear it up too

Walnut : Well you’re the one that wanted pancakes, let's just finish up the pancakes before Izuku wakes up

What is Sleep?™ : If I need to clean up then the rest that is getting free pancakes better too!

Pinky : Haha I would help but I can’t since I’m banned from the kitchen

Walnut : You’re banned but allowed in with supervision, Hitoshi is the supervision so I better see you after you finish the pancakes.

Pinky : Fineeee. Geh the troubles I go through to get free pancakes

Tape Dispenser : Sure, I don’t mind helping and Kami will help too even if I have to drag his ass out of bed.

Kamemenari : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Only my ass?

Tape Dispenser : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  Yep. lmao you know what I mean

Kamemenari : Yeah  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’ll help to clean the kitchen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Walnut : Now I feel slightly afraid with what will happen in the kitchen but anyways, I’ll text you once the pancakes are done

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“It is still amazing to be able to explode batter when you make pancakes.” Hitoshi drawled in his usual tired tone while flipping a pancake with one hand and the other lazily placed on his hip. He shifted his weight from one leg to the other as he glanced to look at the dripping wet Shouto.

“...I may or may not tried to use my quirk to make it?” Shouto offered an unsure answer, the water from his wet hair dripped down onto his arm. “I didn’t expect it to explode in my face, you chose the wrong time to step into the kitchen too.”

“Well, I didn’t think it would take that long for me to travel from the general studies dorm to here. And I had hoped you can’t and won’t mess this up that badly since Izuku and I made pancakes with you before at his house.” Hitoshi snorted, shaking his head in disbelief.

“What’s done is done, so how many eggs do I need to add again?” Shouto asks, pausing in his stirring of the second bowl of batter.

“ Two eggs, ah don’t forget the milk.” Shouto nodded his head to the flour and batter covered fridge. He decided to let Shouto handle the stirring while he cooked the pancakes, nothing can go wrong with just mixing.

The work silently on their task, only the sound of stirring and the sizzling of the pan could be heard when they weren’t cracking a joke here and there or talking aimlessly Shouto set the bowl of batter by the stove before sliding his arms around Hitoshi’s waist and resting his head on his shoulders. Their position a little awkward due to their similar height but cuddling is of higher priority. “Hmm...smells delicious” Shouto mumbled into Hitoshi’s neck, the said man had buried his face at the base of his neck, nuzzling the skin there.

“I can’t tell if you’re talking about the pancakes or me. But either way, I know that the pancakes and myself smell delicious.” Hitoshi smirked before turning his head slightly at an angle that he could press a quick kiss to Shouto’s head.

“Mhm, both smell delicious.” Shouto hummed in satisfaction.

“Hey! You’ll eat them when I’m finished with everything.” Hitoshi scolded, smacking the stretched arm that was reaching for the cooked pancakes. “And unless you plan on cuddling with your right side then get off, it’s hot in here.” He grunted while trying to shrug the other’s grip on him.

Shouto did not start to separate himself from his back but he did stop trying to snack on pieces of pancake although he did tighten his grip on his waist and pressed himself as close as it was possible.

“Come on get off me you walnut. I’m trying to cook here even though you were the one that wanted to do it in the first place.” Hitoshi sighed in amusement. Shouto did not give a vocal answer but instead started to pepper kisses on the open skin he could reach.

“This is not the right time nor place to get frisky at Shouto.” Hitoshi shivered, red face as he tried to keep his focus on cooking. “You don't want to use my quirk and get you to sit in the corner right?” Hitoshi’s voice shook as he attempts to get Shouto off of him again.

This time Shouto did loosen his grip on Hitoshi’s waist for a bit, a small pout on his lips, a silent disagreement. “Don’t look at me like that.” Hitoshi shifted his gaze from the pout and puppy eyes Shouto was giving him now, that was the final blow to his already cracked and weak unwavering will.

“Ugh dammit. Fine! Just a kiss then you go sit down at the table. I’m almost done anyway.” Hitoshi turned his body slightly and capture Shouto’s lips in a gentle kiss, his eyes fluttered shut as Shouto deepened what was suppose to be a quick and simple kiss. A soft moan escaped from the back of his throat while his mouth was plundered by Shouto’s tongue. His hand loosened its grip on the spatula which then clatters onto the ground, he slid his arms up into Shouto’s hair, pulling him closer as they kissed, the hands that were around his waist slid further down and grabbed his ass.

They have only broken away from their impromptu make-out session in the kitchen at the scandalous scream and laughter that came from the doorway. Hitoshi jerked himself away from the embrace, flustered and crimson red. “Oh shit! Fuck, crap.” he turned back to the pancake that was still in the pan, it was smoking and burning. With a few quick and swift moves and judgment he solved the issue before it got worse and during this time Shouto was left an embarrassed, stuttering mess with their visitors.

“Guys omg, are yall making pancakes or making out.” Kaminari laughed as he looks back at the blushing Kouda. “Kouda it’s fine now. They are not doing anything weird now.” he reassured the other boy.

Kouda shyly peeked out from the hands he had covered his eyes with and gave them a shaky smile then signed to them ‘Um..sorry about that. I’m here to get juice.’ he motioned to the fridge.

“Oh..um..yeah.” Shouto stuttered out an awkward reply then walked to the fridge stiffly to pour a cup of juice for Kouda. “Here..and I’m sorry you had to see that..” He mumbled, a little calmer now.

Kouda took the cup in his hand and smiled at Shouto and Hitoshi, flashing them a thumbs up before leaving the kitchen. There left was Hitoshi that had finished the last of the pancakes, Shouto and Kaminari.

“Do you guys want me to get out so you can make out more?” Kaminari asked cheekily, winking at them.

“It won’t be necessary.” Shouto cleared his throat and gazed at Kaminari pointedly.

“The pancakes are done and we will not talk about that anymore. What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen.” Hitoshi sets the plate of pancakes onto the table.

“Talk about what?” Kirishima asked, popping his head into the kitchen, Sero and Mina right behind him“I’m back by the way! Oh looks like you finished up without me.” Kirishima pouted slightly before grinning, plopping himself onto a seat. “Oh well, I’ll just help clean up too.”

“What’s with people and suddenly appearing.” Hitoshi hissed under his breath before taking a seat as well, the rest shuffling to the table.

“Oh yeah, Todoroki and Shinsou were making out in the kitchen. Things seem to be getting heated up when Kouda and I came by, it scared Kouda shitless, you guys probably scarred him for life.” Kaminari laughed after a bite of pancakes, dodging the glares from Shouto and him.

“We were not supposed to talk about it.” Shouto hissed, reminding the other.

“Yeah so? We are still in the kitchen and what happens in here stays in here.” Kaminari smirked, happy that he found a loophole in what Hitoshi had said.

“Just shut up and eat.” Hitoshi groaned he wanted to go up and cuddle with Izuku rather than suffer in the embarrassment.

“Nu-uh we are not going to shut up and eat! I need the deets Kami! Like how heated up were things? From a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Todo’s ice side and 10 being his fireside.” Ashido squirmed excitedly in her seat.

“I feel bad for Kouda.” Sero chuckled in amusement. “He’s such a pure child yet he was scarred by the two of you.”

“Babe you should have heard him scream. It was as bad as the time Jirou and he had their final exam.” Kami wave his hands about as he retold the incident.

“Kami the deeds!!” Mina whined from her seat. “But if Kouda did scream like that, I’m pretty sure it is rather heated.” she wiggled her brows at Hitoshi and Shouto.

“It’s so manly to kiss your boyfriend in a public area.” Kirishima was looking up towards the ceiling, eyes sparkling with awe and maybe tears of manliness.

While it was chaos at the table, it was silent at one end of the table.Shouto looked apologetic and embarrassed, he failed at putting up his usual poker face. In Hitoshi’s case, he was mostly embarrassed but he didn’t let it show, he’s not the one for PDA but he didn’t try his best to stop Shouto, thus he was part of the blame too. The two met each other’s gaze, both having the same devious smirks and idea in mind.

The kitchen cleanup took about half an hour and once they were done, they were all exhausted. After they finished eating, Hitoshi had gone up to bring the pancakes to Izuku who decided to sleep in longer, not wanting to wake Izuku up, he left a note to inform the other about there being pancakes kept in the microwave.

The exhausted trio crumpled down onto the table, all looking haggard. Only Kirishima and Todoroki seemed unbothered by the cleaning, even Hitoshi was feeling tired and he has been training with Aizawa since the sports festival. The exploded mess seemed simple to clean but it literally got everywhere, including at places where it seemed impossible to get to. However, with the trio tired, they could finally get their plan into action.

“Thank you guys for helping out. I hope you like the pancake.” Hitoshi initiated a conversation with them, he hoped his grin doesn’t give him away. Thankfully it didn’t, the four immediately replied him and were caught under his quirk, their eyes white and glazed over. “Other than Kirishima, the three of you are going to help me with moving into 1-A’s dorm and will do so until I tell you to stop.”

Against their will, the trio moved into action towards the general department dorms, Shouto and Hitoshi trailing behind them. Kirishima is let off from the quirk before they left, the reason being was that he wasn’t nosey unlike the three and they didn’t feel like handling Bakugou’s wrath if they were caught although they could defeat him.

“Is there anything else you would like them to do?” Hitoshi asked his boyfriend, who he was leaning against while the kept an eye on the moving.

“I can’t think of anything right now but I’m really sorry about earlier.” Shouto frowned guilt and remorse in his eyes. Hitoshi softened at the sight and pulled him into a hug. “Silly Walnut I’m was never mad at you or anything, yes, embarrassed that we were caught but never mad. It was my fault too but I liked it, maybe next time we can continue it in private and with Izuku.” he suggested with a smirk.

Fire burst out from the left side of Shouto while frost and ice decorated the floor of the dorm, luckily by instinct, Hitoshi managed to jump back when Shouto lost control of his quirk. “I love it when this happens, it’s cute that Izuku and I can make you lose control.”

“Shut up...” Shouto mumbled in embarrassment, no heat in his voice as he reigned in the control of his quirk.

“I will never shut up if it's to tell you that you are cute.” Hitoshi smiled and leaned into peck on Shouto’s cheek. “Now let’s head back and check on Izuku. The three idiots are about done with the moving, plus if I hold my quirk on them any longer I’m gonna get a splitting headache.”

Shouto nodded, grasping Hitoshi’s hand and started to walk back to their dorm, leaving the trio to move the last few boxes before they were released from the brainwashing.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  2:00 PM

Kamemenari : Yo guys! Don’t forget about the party tomorrow night.

GOTTA GO FAST : If you intend to leave and get more snacks and drinks, please do so before curfew at 7pm

GOTTA GO FAST : And no alcohol,not even if you try and bribe your teacher with their favourite band’s album

Pinky : Fuck how did you even find out?!

I’m all about that bASS : Well...Mic-Sensei may or may not have been real vocal about getting bribed and some people found out?

MOMo : Don’t worry about it Iida, I have handled the situation. Aizawa-sensei is still allowing us to have the party. Although we might have bribed him with some cat cafe vouchers too at Shinsou’s suggestion.

GOTTA GO FAST : Kill me please

Smol Green Bean : Mood

Darkness my old friend : Big mood

What is Sleep?™ : Worm?

Tape Dispenser : Are y’all okay? Srsly

Smol Green Bean : Yep I’m all good, just exhausted from staying up for the weekly emo meeting.

Kamemenari : Weekly emo meeting????

What is Sleep?™ : Yep we meet together every saturday night and talk about emo stuff,jam out to emo music and then summon something, most of the time it’s satan and have tea with him till morning

Kamemenari : Err...cool?..shit is that why sometimes at night I would hear weird screaming or when the lights flicker sometimes?

Walnut : Can we sacrifice Ende-vore to summon satan in the next meeting?

Darkness my old friend : As the leader of the cult I will allow this to happen, Shouto would be attending the next meeting as an honorary member with his creative sacrificial idea

Tape Dispenser : I don’t know what to feel about there being a cult..and Midoriya being in it.

Darkness my old friend : *emo group. That was a typo

Kamemenari : Yeah right typo. Can you guys stop the summoning thing tho? It’s like freaky and I’m pretty sure whatever you guys have summoned hasn’t gone back. Like I stg that the dorms are haunted and the dorms are still new af

Froppy : It is really crowded kero

Kamemenari : Waht do yOU MEAN BY THat

Froppy : I can see them, it’s part of my quirk I guess? You know how animals have better senses.

I’m all about that bASS : Aw is the wittle Kaminari Denki afraid of some ghosts and creatures?

Kamemenari : shut up Jirou! I’m sure you’re no better :(

I’m all about that bASS : I’m not afraid of them, in fact I'll summon one and sick it on you and watch as you are scared shitless

Kamemenari : :(( It’s okay my bros will brotect me

Tape Dispenser : I can’t tape what I can’t see but sure i’ll help

RockHard for you : I know a exorcist? He can help?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Fuck you

Kamemenari : Love yalls <333 Incl you bakubro, we know you’re all about the tough love and care,especially Kiri

I’m all about that bASS : @ RockHard for you , why the heck would you know a exorcist

RockHard for you : Err..reasons?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Go choke on a dick and die you dunce face

Kamemenari : <3 That translates to I really care about you and I hope nothing bad happens in Bakugou

RockHard for you : The BakuSquad is fluent in Bakugou

Smol Green Bean : I’m fluent too! But most of the time he means what he says to me...well anyways! Kiri can I get the exorcist’s no. ? I may or may not need him to clear Toshi’s room before he can stay in there officially.

RockHard for you : Sure! I’ll PM you

Kamemenari : and why do you need a exorcist for?

Smol Green Bean : Thanks! Oh erm well you know Hitoshi’s room used to be the grapist’s room, the emo cult  group may have summon some nasty stuff at my suggestion to haunt him

Kamemenari :,,,

Tape Dispenser : ,,,

Pinky : ,,,

Walnut : I love my boyfriends

Smol Green Bean : Love you too ~<3 , btw are we staying over in your room tonight or mine?

Walnut : It would be mine for today

Kamemenari : wait hold the fucking phone

Kamemenari : jfc Mido one of the purest boi in our class is in a cult and summoning demons to haunt the grape rat AND IS ALSO STAYING OVER HIS BOYFRIENDS ROOM EVERYNIGHT?!!!

Smol Green Bean : The rat bitch deserves it and it’s not every night usually, Toshi gotta stay somewhere before his room is livable and he doesn’t want to stay in the general dept dorms anymore.

Tape Dispenser : Kami looks like he’s bout to get an aneurysm and I’m jealous :( Why can you stay with your bfs but I can’t?

What is Sleep?™: He has a trick up his sleeves, it’s called the 2 B’s

Tape Dispenser : 2B’s?

What is Sleep?™: Yep, blackmail and bribery

Kamemenari : alnfvabkflhkbc

Tape Dispenser : Ah, Kami machine broke

What is Sleep?™: Understandable, have a great day

Smol Green Bean : Toshi! You’re not suppose to tell the others (｡•́︿•̀｡)

What is Sleep?™: But it’s the truth, you did help the girls with the bribery idea for alcohol

Smol Green Bean : Well Mina is owing me a favour for it, but I did help I suppose

GOTTA GO FAST : I have so many things to say but the main thing I want to say is I’m disappointed and fuck this shit I’m done

Tape Dispenser : Ooh Kami just got back up

Kamemenari : aeljknalvjnawejsfvn

Tape Dispenser : Err..yea he broke again.

Pinky : Yep! And omg Iida just swore, shit, he gave up , we made Iida give up! The world’s ending, Iida is swearing and Midori is swearing so much !!

Smol Green Bean : i’M ChOcKINg

What is Sleep?™ : on this dick  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What is Sleep?™ : sorrynotsorry

Smol Green Bean : omfg Toshi! Bad Toshi! But I love it. Do I really not swear that often?

Pinky : Can we adopt this new purple boi? @ I’m all about that bASS @ MOMo

MOMo : I would be happy to

I’m all about that bASS : The new purple boy is cool, why not?

What is Sleep?™ : Thanks but nah, I’ve got two new dads this year already but class 1-A has nice people, I like it here

Pinky : Awe well, since you’re in 1-A then you would probably have another new dad too! Dadzawa!! <33

Smol Green Bean : HALp CHOCking agAIN

Walnut : jfc, nope. Both of you are on your own.

Walnut has gone offline

What is Sleep?™ : Wow way to help and support your boyfriends. And yea he is umm...okay...so the thing about Izuku swearing too much?

Smol Green Bean : shit, don’t bring the attention back to me

Pinky : Okay..? Most people reaction to Dadzawa would be bigger than okay?,mostly is afraid but if you’re cool then its good.  And yes! Midori you don’t curse that often, well maybe now more?

Tape Dispenser : I’m pretty sure if we go through the chat, we’ll only have 10 hits or less of Mido swearing

Smol Green Bean : But I always thought i swore often? I mean I grew up with Kacchan as my childhood friend! Auntie Mitsuki even told me his first words was and I quote ‘fucker’

RockHard for you : omg baby bakugou. DO YOU HAVE PICTURES!?!!

Pinky : I always forget that both of you are childhood friends, and omfg yass blackmail material~~

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE SHITTY DEKU

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN AND WILL DO

Smol Green Bean : suck my ass Kacchan, I’m not afraid of you :P   IcecreamKacchan.jpg

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : DEKU

RockHard for you : Bakubabe you’re so manly as a kid

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up shitty hair, and DELETE THE FUCKING PICTURE DEKU. ALL OF YOU DELETE THE PICTURE

RockHard for you : I’ll pay 10 dollars for more

Smol Green Bean : (Sure, paypal me and I’ll pm you) And fuck you Kacchan

Pinky : This is so great, i’m dying omfg. Bakuro looks so different when he was smol, this is real good blackmail material

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up raccoon eyes, I will fuck anyone and everyone up if they mention about the pictures. I’M OMW RIGHT NOW TO MURDER YOUR PHONE DEKU,YOU AND THEN RACOON EYES.

Smol Green Bean : WELL GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET PAST MY GUARDS/BOYFRIENDS

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[ HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS ]  2:30 PM

BDSM : Shouta why is one side of the 1-A dorm  frozen, there’s also broken glass, screaming and explosions. I heard all of it in the few minutes I passed by

Yellow Caterpillar :........

Yellow Caterpillar has gone offline

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Is Shouta okay..? He left with a really huge sigh and he looks more dead and tired than usual?

BDSM : Yeah his kids are destroying the dorms again

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Kids? When did he/we adopt anyone else other than Shinsou? Wait..destroying the dorms?Oh!!  Can we even adopt a whole class?

BDSM : Yea but Shouta and I already adopted them, tbh we were married before you

YEAAAAAAAAAH :SHOUTAAAAAA DDDD: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. HOW COULD YOU, I DON’T DESERVE TO BE THE SIDE CHICK, I AIN’T A HOE.

OverLord : You shouldn’t tease him like that Nemuri

BDSM : Ah crap, Nedzu

OverLord : Anyways I’ve receive something interesting from All Might’s son , IcecreamKacchan.jpg

YEAAAAAAAAAH : SHOUTA JUST KICKED ME IN MY FACE DDDD: and omfg is that Bakugou!?

Mighty! : Young Midoriya is not my son. And of course he did, you just tackled him in the midst of scolding the students, sobbing about cheating

BDSM : Sure he isn’t your son and I’m straight

Mighty! : But you’re bi..?

BDSM : does anyone get sarcasm in here? Anyways, you knew it was Midoriya when Nedzu brought it up, so yea he’s definitely your son

YEAAAAAAAAAH : How did Bakugou grow up so differentlY?!

Mighty! : ,,,,no comment

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3:10 PM

Yellow Caterpillar : I want a divorce

YEAAAAAAAAAH : WHAT WHY D:

Mighty! : you really need to ask why?

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t like you All Might but I’ll marry you in a heartbeat after my divorce

YEAAAAAAAAAH : BUT AREN’T YOU MARRIED TO KAYAMA ALREADY? ;A; HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU WITH SHOUTA. I’M TAKING CUSTODY OF HITOSHI AND COFFEE

YEAAAAAAAAAH has gone offline

Mighty! : No thank you Aizawa, I’m taken, and...you sure you’re not going to run after him? He just ran out,quirk activate and sobbing

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m tired and embarrassed, I don’t want to have to deal with the kids tmr after what the dumb cockatoo blurted out

Mighty! : It wasn’t that bad? I don’t understand why you want to hide your relationship from your class? I’m also quite certain that young Midoriya and Todoroki knows about it already, looking at how both of them were giving you side glances during the scolding.

Yellow Caterpillar : this sucks, I’ll go after the idiot before he says or does something dumb again

Yellow Caterpillar has gone offline

BDSM : They are so whipped for each other

Mighty! : Yea and you shouldn’t tease Hizashi about things like that.

BDSM : Don’t worry ;) I’ll apologize to them

Mighty! : Good :)

BDSM : sooooooo...who’s the hot date?

Mighty! : Oh wow look at the time! I’ve got people to save and students to teach!

Mighty! has gone offline

BDSM : :( aww no juicy gossip for me. Oh! I know >:D

BDSM added Sonic into [HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS]

Sonic : Sup bitches

BDSM : We got a new mission! Find out who All Might is dating!

Sonic : Yass we gossip buddies need to stay together. But how? I don’t even teach in UA

BDSM : Well..about that haha

OverLord : Welcome back to UA, Tensei. I expect to see you this Monday at 7AM

Sonic : ajnvlrnarlknv KAYAMA WHAT

BDSM : Congrats bro

Sonic : I hate and love you :(

BDSM : Aww but now we can go back to being partner in crimes with our snooping business, just like in high school

Sonic : That’s why I hate and love you :)

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  3:20 PM

Smol Green Bean : Dadzawa gave us all detention :( and banned us from using our phones

Kamemenari : ….if he banned you from your phone how are you msging  rn?

Smol Green Bean :   :)

Kamemenari : okay...how?

Smol Green Bean : : )

Kamemenari : Okay you’re starting to scare me,,, :’(

Smol Green Bean : : )

Kamemenari : BABE HELP ME  @ Tape Dispenser   

Tape Dispenser : what am I supposed to do against Midoriya!?!

What is Sleep?™ : Izuku we have spoken before about scaring other people with your supernatural/magical/spooky powers

Smol Green Bean : :(

Kamemenari : AND HOW ARE YOU ONLINE TOO SHINSOU!?!?

What is Sleep?™ : Errr Bye

What is Sleep?™ : Izuku get offline too, you know Aizawa has eyes everywhere, even if we are using your supernatural/magical/spooky powers he will know

Smol Green Bean : :( Aww fine, I wanted to scare Kaminari more but yea, I don’t need any more detention if we get caught

Yellow Caterpillar added Yellow Caterpillar into  [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Yellow Caterpillar : I give the both of you a count of 5 seconds to get off or more detention :)

Smol Green Bean : a;vjnklfkdnvlak BYE

Pinky : How tf did sensei get in hERe ?!!!?

Kamemenari : ^^^^

Smol Green Bean has gone offline

What is Sleep?™ has gone offline

Yellow Caterpillar : None of you saw me here

Yellow Caterpillar has left [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Darkness my old friend : Our dark lord has graced us with his presence…

Yellow Caterpillar added Yellow Caterpillar into  [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Yellow Caterpillar : What did I say :)

Darkness my old friend : Sorry my lord! I saw and heard nothing

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t call me that in public, bye

Yellow Caterpillar has left [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Kamemenari : I’m scared

Tape Dispenser : Same...  

Pinky : does that mean Aizawa-sensei is called as a ‘lord’ when he’s not in public…? @ Darkness my old friend   

Darkness my old friend : Hm what? I don’t know what you are talking about. Lord? Whomst?

Pinky : omg did Toko just memed

Kamemenari : Yass, don’t join the dark side! Join the meme side! We have peanut butter jelly sandwiches and our respecting memes juices

Darkness my old friend : Be one with the darkness that lays deep in your heart and found in your surroundings. Let it consume your mind, body and soul, live with the darkness, be the darkness, revel and thrive in darkness.

Smol Green Bean : Amen

What is Sleep?™ : ^^

Stronk : That was beautiful, babe <3

Darkness my old friend : Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Bye

Darkness my old friend has gone offline

Stronk : It’s so cute to see him get flustered when we compliment him

Smol Green Bean : Agreed, he is our pure birb cult emo group leader

What is Sleep?™ : We love and appreciate our birb friend

Stronk : He’s all red and blushing, but thanks you all

Smol Green Bean :  Aww naljkvnalrbfvnvfk AIZAwa FUCk

Smol Green Bean has gone offline

What is Sleep?™has gone offline

I’m all about that bASS : When will they ever learn their lesson

Kamemenari : lol probably never, its kinda lonely without KiriBaku and most of the Deku squad

Pinky : Well don’t be upsetti! Eat some spaghetti!

Tape Dispenser : Somebody Toucha My Spaghet

Kamemenari : Now i’m craving for spaghetti guys :(

Pinky : It’s okay! We can always make some for the party tonight

I’m all about that bASS : Speaking of party, will the 5 of them be let out of detention by then?

GOTTA GO FAST : Yes they will be here for the party, I have negotiated with Aizawa-sensei about it.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : *bribed

GOTTA GO FAST : No such thing happened

Kamemenari : WATT

Tape Dispenser : Holy shit,this is not our Iida,  where’s the real Iida?

Tape Dispenser  : And srsly babe, not the time for a pun

Kamemenari : Fine :( , but the question still stands. WHAT

Froppy : Tenya you’re not going to fool anyone, especially Ochako and I. We accompanied you to see Aizawa-sensei, kero

GOTTA GO FAST : ...I do not consider it as bribery, rather it is taking advantage of someone’s wish and needs.

Froppy : You gave sensei a whole month worth of jelly fruit pouches

Kamemenari : I’m sorry to tell you but that is bribery, my dear class pres bro

I’m all about that bASS : If the pikachu is able to see that it’s bribery you know for sure it’s bribery.

Kamemenari :Hey! What’s that supposed to mean!?!  D:

I’m all about that bASS : You don’t need to worry what it’s suppose to mean, just be yourself.

Kamemenari : okay! :D

GOTTA GO FAST : Fine, I’ll admit that it was bribery, however it got the job done and we still have a party to prepare for. The food team should start preparing now, decorations team you should set up too.

MOMo : Sure we’re on it, let’s go team

Pinky : Aye!!

Uravity our Lady and Saviour :^^^

*✧ ･ﾟ :* Sparkles *: ･ﾟ ✧*  : Oui~

Ucan’tCme : Yay!!

Snow White : o((*^▽^*))o

Tape Dispenser : How did I end up in the deco team again..?

I’m all about that bASS : Read your chat name

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CandyCrush : Well my team has arrived, sadly Bakugou can’t join us.

Stronk : Are you sure I should be allowed in the kitchen…?

CandyCrush : Yes, we need more hands and you have more hands

Froppy : I didn’t know Ojiro can cook

Tailman : I’m not that much of a great cook but I do go camping often so know how to is important, well at least the basics.

CandyCrush : Having the basics is better than nothing, unlike some people that almost burns the place down. @ Walnut, you’re not online but I hope you’ll see this when you scroll through.

Froppy : Well we better start cooking

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[HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS]  4:10 PM

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Oooh I can hear the kids hustling and bustling about prepping for the party

BDSM : What party?

Yellow Caterpillar : They are celebrating the new arrival of a ‘good purple boi’ and the expulsion of ‘old rat grapist’ ,quoted from Kaminari

BDSM : AND I WASN’T INVITED?!!

Yellow Caterpillar : No one will ever invite you

BDSM : Well someone will! And that would be myself

Yellow Caterpillar : That’s just sad

Sonic : Someone throwing shade up in hereeeee

Sonic : tbh you kinda asked for it

BDSM : :( how can you do this to me? I’m your best friend

Sonic : Yea and my boyfriend holds a higher importance than you, best friend number 2

BDSM : *GASP* I’M NUMBER 2 AND BOYFRIEND?!!!?!

Sonic : Err fuck, you didn’t see/hear that part and yeah. Hizashi’s the number 1, but sometimes it's Aizawa,it depends and if not Aizawa’s 3rd

BDSM : D: We went through more hardship together!! And nope, screenshotted and saved for future questioning/blackmail if I can get out who you’re dating.

Sonic : Yeaa… well I met Hizashi first so yup and err.. Well I’m just gonna tell you it’s not someone you know so don’t bother asking my colleagues, even more agency don’t know who it is..well maybe some?

YEAAAAAAAAAH : C’mon you gotta tell your no.1 best friend at least! You got me curious!

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t care but if it can stop Hizashi from squealing like a teenage girl then please tell

Sonic : MMnn over my dead body

BDSM : That’s easy then, I’ll knock you out. Hizashi you deal the final blow

Succ : As the ‘mom-friend’ of the school/this cg I would like to say that it's a terrible idea (although i kinda wanna know too, but I won’t push if you won’t tell)

Shooty Mc Shoot : Well you’re not gonna push, but you’re gonna succ  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m too comfortable to get up , someone help me deck Snipe in the face

Dracula : I’m not proud to say I read that as ‘dick’ Snipe in the face..

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Dw babe I got u

Dracula : Stop giving me the disappointed look Aizawa

Yellow Caterpillar : I thought you were a better man and Hizashi nice hit

Shooty Mc Shoot : :( why are you guys so mean to me?

Yellow Caterpillar : you deserved it this time

Sonic : ^^^^

BDSM : Shouta’s saltier than usual

YEAAAAAAAAAH : He’s just upset that Coffee was stolen by our Shinson

Sonic : I can’t wait to meet your adopted son and the rest of the class

Yellow Caterpillar : You’re gonna regret it but do you want take over my homeroom while you’re at it?

OverLord : That’s never going to happen Aizawa :)

Yellow Caterpillar : this sucks, I don’t like that smile

Sonic : I hope I won’t regret with this new job

Dracula : All I can say is it’s tiring

Sonic : Teaching kids physics is not that hard right..?

Yellow Caterpillar : You’ll be amazed by my class then

Sonic : I’m supposed to take that sarcastically right?

BDSM : Good, someone else that is able to understand sacarsm in here

YEAAAAAAAAAH : I’m not that bad :(((

Yellow Caterpillar : yea right, you were fooled by her more than once and you owe me a week worth of massage and coffee

YEAAAAAAAAAH : which I’m happy to give :)

BDSM : Get this gay shit off my good christian server!

Sonic : was gonna say that you’re gay too but then I remembered that you’re bi

BDSM : ;)

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  6:43 PM

MOMo : Are the people in detention coming back already?

GOTTA GO FAST : Yes, they have just been dismissed, Aizawa-sensei and Mic-sensei is walking them back since he is also our dorm’s and today’s party supervisor.

Pinky : Cool! Time to get the party started!!!! @ I’m all about that bASS , babe hit the music

I’m all about that bASS : Already on it! <3

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[ HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS ]  6:51 PM

Yellow Caterpillar : I’ve yet to step into the dorm and I already hear the music. Why am I doing this.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Well they are our kids! We gotta take care of them

Yellow Caterpillar : I hate my life

Sonic : When don’t you lol, would join yall but it would give Tenya a heart attack if he saw his drunk big brother doing doughnuts in a wheelchair

BDSM : 1. Never use yall , ever again. It’s fucking weird, only Snipe can use it cus he’s a cowboy,gay and weird.

2. Your brother wouldn’t only have a heart attack but an aneurysm too then probably drown himself in alcohol then join your dumbass

Sonic : Well damn, all I gotta do is become a cowboy to say ‘yall?’ I’m already riding something (wheelchair, Kayama get your mind out of the gutter) so I just need a cowboy hat.

Shooty Mc Shoot : Don’t worry partner, I got one to spare.

Sonic : Thanks partner! (When he speak does he have a texan accent?)

CLONES : (Yes he does and it’s cute)

Sonic : (Gay but cool)

Shooty Mc Shoot : You know I can read it right?

Yellow Caterpillar : Their doing it on purpose, Ecto told me that he liked watching you get flustered when someone compliments you

CLONES : Don’t call me out like that! But it’s true I suppose, I’m not the only one that think it’s cute.

Shooty Mc Shoot : Thanks (/ω＼)

BDSM : It’s weird to see him use emoji/kaomoji but it’s the best we can get since we can’t see his face. Has anyone ever seen his face before?

CLONES : I’ve seen his face before. He’s handsome and cute <3

Diggity Dig : The gayness is spreading, is there anyone that is straight in here?

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Mmm p sure only Cementoss,you and Recovery girl are straight? Not sure about Nedzu.

OverLord : Am I a mouse, a dog or a bear? Figure that out first  :3c

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Yall good news! 1-A is chill with letting teachers joining in

BDSM : YESSSSS

Sonic : Why is Hizashi not yelled at for saying ‘yall’ ? He’s bi, weird and not a cowboy

YEAAAAAAAAAH : SHOUTA WHY DID YOU HIT ME FOR?!! D:

BDSM : That’s the reason why.

Yellow Caterpillar : Just shut up and make sure the kids don’t die from alcohol intoxication

YEAAAAAAAAAH : :( okay

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  7:15 PM

RockHard for you : WE ARE BACK!!!  ＼(▽￣＼(￣▽￣)／￣▽)／ﾔｯﾀｧｰ!

Smol Green Bean : I’m happy to be able to use my phone again :D Did we miss anything?

Kamemenari : Nope, but get to the common room, we already started! We invited the other teachers too. Satou and all kinda made too much food.

Smol Green Bean : Is All Might coming?

Walnut : lovechild

What is Sleep?™ :  lovechild

Smol Green Bean : srsly I just wanted to know. I’m not All Might’s love child

Pinky : well it doesn’t matter right now but yep he’s coming  (bets are still open)

Tape Dispenser : The red cups are alcoholic drinks and the white cups has punch btw

RockHard for you : Whoa damn the decoration are so nicely done

What is Sleep?™ : I’m touched by the huge banner that says ‘Welcome new purple boi’ and my face by it, I don’t even know how and why its there but i like it

Kamemenari : Our new purple boi likes the banner and our new family :D

GOTTA GO FAST : Yes good job decoration team. On a serious note, we,class 1-A, welcome you with open arms Shinsou Hitoshi. We are very happy to have you join us.

Smol Green Bean : Good! Give him all the love and appreciation that he needs. Today is appreciate Shinsou day! rt,if you agree

Walnut : rt <3

Pinky : rt!!!

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : rt

Froppy : rt

Tape Dispenser : rt

Kamemenari : rt

MOMo : rt

RockHard for you : rt

What is Sleep?™ : Thanks babes and all of you :)

Pinky : Anyways time to partehhhhh!!!

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11:10 PM

Kamemenari : Is Midoriya okay..?

Froppy : If him being a clingy and topless mess is normal, then yes Midoriya is okay.

Kamemenari : But that’s not his normal self?

Froppy : Exactly

Kamemenari : huh? Nvrm ‘m just gon get more punch

I’m all about that bASS : Someone spiked the non-alcoholic drinks, Momo is passed out drunk and she has only had 1 cup of alcohol.

I’m all about that bASS : Sero go stop your bf, the alcohol is making him stupider than usual

Tape Dispenser : I’ll try my best, you know I can’t do anything when he gives me puppy eyes

Walnut : The cuddling and toplessness is nice but if I catch the one spiking the drinks, they’ll be meeting Hito and I in the pit now.

Ucan’tCme : I saw Midnight hanging around the drink table and doing something over there

What is Sleep?™: Whoever it is, we can take them on. Even Midnight

Walnut : Yes but for now, let’s just cuddle with our cute green bean

Smol Green Bean : mn..m..dofnt hvrt Midgniht

Pinky : You should take the phone from him..How much did he even drink? What did Midnight even spike the drinks with?

GOTTA GO FAST : W sould infgorm sensie

Stronk : Yep, Iida’s drunk, someone get that cup of punch away from him.

Tailman : I’ll inform Aizawa-sensei, the other teachers are too drunk and Midnight is giving a Snipe a lap dance...something which I didn’t need to see, give me bleach or some of that spiked punch if i need to survive the night

Kamemenari : HOLY FUCK SHIT, NICE CATCH/SAVE SENSEI. JFC MIDORIYA NEEDS TO CHILL AND SO DOES BAKUBRO

RockHard for you :..we just came back to the party and my boyfriend was tackled out of the window by a topless Midoriya..shit I might be gay for him too

Walnut : Same, he moved so fast, the muscles…

What is Sleep?™ : Shouto your tipsiness is letting your thirstiness show, now come help me lug Izuku back to your room

Walnut : I’m not tipsy and I’m always thirsty but yea night guys

Walnut has gone offline

What is Sleep?™ has gone offline

Froppy : Has anyone see Iida?

Tape Dispenser : Babe what are you and your tipsy ass giggling about over there?

Kamemenari : ahlhaevnl Iida hahanjaklnn running in 90s arjvnaj dyign

I’m all about that bASS : Omg so that's where the song is coming from jfc

Yellow Caterpillar added Yellow Caterpillar to  [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Yellow Caterpillar : The party is over. Does that are still sober help the rest and clean up. Leave the teachers. I’ll go catch Iida when I’m back the common room should be as spotless as it once was. You kids will be the death of me

Yellow Caterpillar has left [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Stronk : I’ll bring Fumi back then come back to help with clean up.

Tailman : How do we deal with this mess...ugh who threw up in the flower pot?

RockHard for you : that might be Uraraka

RockHard for you :  yep its Uraraka. Rip her and the plant

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : tch this is why you dumbfucks should never be near alcohol

Froppy : Is that why you and Kirishima were gone half way through the party?

RockHard for you : Aww Bakubabe, you were saving me from the alcohol?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up. I saw Midnight messing around with the drinks and I didn’t want to handle your drunk ass

RockHard for you : <3 love you babe, btw you still owe me a popsicle since I beat you in the game! :P

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : You did not beat me! I was going easy on you

Pinky : Gays stop flirting and help out or Aizawa-sensei is gonna kill us

RockHard for you : gays?

Pinky : did I fucking stutter gays?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : shut up racoon eyes and watch your damn step, your drunkass is gonna step on the sparkly french guy

RockHard for you : soft baku <3

Pinky : I like soft baku too <3

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU’RE GONNA BE CLEANING UP YOUR EXPLODED GUTS TOO

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  8:30 AM

Kamemenari : Todo’s chat name when split kinda make me visualise wall-nut, like he nutted on the wall or something

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : omfg I was not just woken up with a hangover to look at this fucking msg

I’m all about that bASS : Denki you’re dead, you fucking woke Momo up, I ain’t stopping her from knocking you out with the shovel she just created.

Kamemenari : omg im too young to die ;A; I’m sorry. I just needed to get that out of my system, it was in my mind since I woke up. Oamf;onv IS THAT BAKUGOU, FUCK SHIT HELP

Tape Dispenser : I will save you from anyone but from Bakugoing to Katsukill.

Smol Green Bean : Ugh my head hurts so bad, I want to die, send Kacchan my way instead

RockHard for you : Midoriya! That’s not a good reason to commit suicide! fnajkngjkvN Dammit Katsuki stop exploding

Kamemenari : How tf are you typing while wrestling Bakugou down? I mean I’m running and texting, that works but you’re using your hands to hold him down!

Stronk : I got out to check out the commotion and see Kirishima tackling and wrestling Bakugou down...Do you need help?

RockHard for you : Nah ajnabjkr I’m goodnjkn, he jus need to stayyyyy stillm. Okay got him! :)

Stronk :,,,you just kissed the life out of him holy shit

Pinky : Don’t worry peeps, I got it all filmed

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : would have wished Bakugou had gotten to Kami and beat him up but this is good too. I would have joined you but if I get up from this bed i’m going to throw up. @ Froppy can you bring some tea up?

Froppy : omw <3

Pinky : I didn’t think Bakugou can turn that shade of red

Stronk : Kirishima broke our resident explosive boy

Smol Green Bean : Kiri is good for Kacchan, @ Everyone someone get me coffee and painkillers pls <3 Hito and Shou are dead to the world rn. I’m sandwiched between them and I can’t move.

Pinky : I’M COMING

Pinky : btw the vid , KiriBakubrawl.mov

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : And that is the quality content I would wake up to not some shitty kinda drunk tumblr text post

Kamemenari : I SAID I’M SORRY, WHY AM I RUNNING AND SCREAMING, MY HEAD HURTS TOO

I’m all about that bASS : Because Momo is after you with her shiny new shovel

Kamemenari : I should’ve stayed in my room and built a fort to protect myself QAQ

Smol Green Bean : MINA! STOP TAKING PICTURES. ALL I ASK IS FOR COFFEE

Pinky : :P Consider it payment for the coffee! All of you look so cute <333 My fujoshi heart is dying omg

Ucan’tCme : I NEED THE DEETS, WAIT IN FACT BRB I’LL JOIN YOU MY SISTER

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Send all the gay shit up in here

GOTTA GO FAST  : Why is everyone awake so early in the morning? And why do I feel like death warmed over?

Darkness my old friend : ^ Me everyday

Smol Green Bean : Mood AND JFC STOP. I CAN’T SEE U HAGAKURE BUT I CAN SEE THE FLOATING PHONE. I SWEAR THOSE BETTER BE DELETED BY THE TIME I GET OUT OF BED

Darkness my old friend : Have I awoke to another reality? Bakugou is silent and not angry (for now) while Midoriya is the angry boi and Iida saying kinda edgy lines

Stronk : Or it’s probably just the hangover most of us have

Darkness my old friend : let me dream babe

Stronk : Okay but still it's an unlikely dream

Darkness my old friend : B A B E

Stronk : I’ll bring some apples for Chad and you

Darkness my old friend : <3 , Chad loves you too

MOMo : Google: How to get rid of a body

I’m all about that bASS : Wrong place babe, btw you can ask Mina to help melt the body down. It’ll be traceless

*✧ ･ﾟ :* Sparkles *: ･ﾟ ✧*  : ,,,,Non, quoi did moi wake up to. Momo mon cheri are you okay?

Smol Green Bean : Is anyone ever okay?

Darkness my old friend : Tone the darkness and edginess down a bit, you’re stealing my job

Smol Green Bean : Sorry :(

Darkness my old friend : ,,,On second thought nvrm, continue with what you’re doing. In fact I’ll send Mezou down and help wrangle the girls out

Smol Green Bean : Okay :D

Snow White : ✧∑d(ỗ ω ỗ)

Stronk : Yes we know Midoriya and you are cute and precious beans. Omw to your room btw, brought apples too @ Smol Green Bean

GOTTA GO FAST : Why is my bedroom door broken?

GOTTA GO FAST : Someone answer me please

GOTTA GO FAST : And who’s Chad?

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9:00 AM

Pinky : ShinDeku.jpg , TodoDeku.jpg , Sleepybois.jpg , mustprotecc.jpg and 10+ images

Ucan’tCme : IvebeenBlesed.jpg , helpthisbean.jpg , preciousgreenbean.jpg and 5+ images

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : I can die happy now

Stronk : Hagakure you know I can hear you, even if I can’t see you! Mina stop sliding about the corridors, you’re destroying the flooring

GOTTA GO FAST : Although I still don’t quite understand what has happened but I agree with Shouji, both of you stop the destruction of school property and invasion of Midoriya’s privacy. If you don’t stop I’ll call Aizawa-sensei

Walnut : what the hell happened, where’s Izuku?

Smol Green Bean : LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, THEY’VE WOKEN UP :(

What is Sleep?™ : Who do we need to kill?

Smol Green Bean : sshhh no one! Go back to sleep <3

Walnut :

Smol Green Bean : Shouto I see your ice creeping down the hall, stop it

Walnut : >:(

Smol Green Bean : Stop it, I’ll come back and cuddle okay :)

Smol Green Bean : gdi stay still and give me your phone! Or I’ll unleash them on you. And Shouji!! Thanks!!

What is Sleep?™ : So...who do we have to kill still??

GOTTA GO FAST : Why is Aizawa-sensei looking at me so disappointedly?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : STOP FUCKING SPAMMING YOU FUCK MUNCHES

Pinky : :(( Midori why you gotta be so meaaannn

Ucan’tCme : ^^^

Smol Green Bean : You woke them up, plus if they saw the pictures your phones would have been a worse state than having me delete the pictures.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : (It’s okay my sisters, I’ve saved all the images)

Smol Green Bean : Uraraka! I can see your messages you know

Ucan’tCme : Yes! You go girl!! <3

Smol Green Bean :  ugh I give up. If you find either or both Shouto and Hitoshi at your door later it wouldn’t be my fault

What is Sleep?™ : Izu hurry back or I’ll let Shouto go get you.

Smol Green Bean : Yes yes! I’m coming

What is Sleep?™ : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Smol Green Bean : Hitoshi no

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : ARE YOU FUCKHEADS ILLITERATE AND STOP FUCKING FLIRTING IN THE CHAT

RockHard for you : Bakubabe calm down :)

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up and don’t call me that.

RockHard for you : Aww but I thought you liked it when I call you that?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP OR I’LL EXPLODE YOUR FACE OFF

What is Sleep?™: The pot calling the kettle black

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : HUH!? YOU WANNA GO YOU PURPLE FUCK?

What is Sleep?™: You know it’ll be too easy for me to beat you

Smol Green Bean : Kacchan calm down! And Toshi stop picking a fight with him, please.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Fuck off Deku, I’ll fight who I want to fight

Yellow Caterpillar added Yellow Caterpillar into [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Yellow Caterpillar : Will you kids shut the hell up

Darkness my old friend : GASP  OUR DARK LORD!!

Yellow Caterpillar : Tokoyami no, we had this conversation before. I’m not your dark lord, neither am I your emo cult club lord.

Darkness my old friend : :( You made Chad and I sad

GOTTA GO FAST  : Aizawa-sensei!! I need to ask you some questions

Stronk : @ Darkness my old friend omw with more apples <3

Darkness my old friend : <3

Yellow Caterpillar : If you are going to ask about last night, we will never speak of it.

GOTTA GO FAST  : But..how and why is my door broken?!

Yellow Caterpillar : Ojiro I see you typing and if you tell him, you’re getting detention

GOTTA GO FAST  : WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?!!!

Tailman :,,,I wasn’t going to say anything about it

Yellow Caterpillar : Good I’ll be keeping my eyes on all of you, especially you problem child no. 1

Smol Green Bean : What did I do wrong to get that title? D:

What is Sleep?™: Dw , my dad just loves you a lot and is worried about you and your life choices

What is Sleep?™: Especially with why/how you’re dating me

Yellow Caterpillar : ,,,Hitoshi why

Yellow Caterpillar : I see all of them typing, i’m not dealing with this shit alone

What is Sleep?™ : omg sorry,shit

Yellow Caterpillar added YEAAAAAAAAAH into [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

YEAAAAAAAAAH : HEWWO? What’s this OWO

Yellow Caterpillar : I want to die

Darkness my old friend : Our dark lord is bestowing us with his wisdom…(mood)

Smol Green Bean : ^^^

What is Sleep?™ : I don’t know to feel proud or not, since I pulled the same trick when I was added into the chat…

Walnut : Well like father like son, at least he’s a good father (unlike the sorry excuse of a burning trashbag), be proud  (@ Pinky you owe me 50 bucks)

Smol Green Bean : It’s cute but kinda weird to see Present Mic speak/type like this. (@ Pinky Same and that 30% profit from the pictures you are planning to sell)

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Hey hey hey listeners!! Don’t be affected by the sourpuss’s negativity! Life is wonderful :D

Yellow Caterpillar : How are you so lively after drinking that much and passing out last night

Kamemenari : WAIT WAIT I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS?!?!SKLJBNSLDFJKVNBL

Tape Dispenser : WHAT IS HAPPENING???

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Tch fucking clueless extras

Smol Green Bean : Don’t be mean to your friends, Kacchan. The only reason why you knew/confirmed your suspicions because I mentioned it when we were talking.

Froppy : So it’s true the kero?

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Yess its cannon!

Pinky : Now I can die in peace ( I’ll pass the $ later :D)

Yellow Caterpillar : So to make things simple, Mic and I have been married for 6 years and Shinsou is our adopted son, any burning questions you have, direct them at Mic while I scream into the void.

Yellow Caterpillar has gone offline

*✧ ･ﾟ :* Sparkles *: ･ﾟ ✧* : Bien~ We need more gay culture in UA

Stronk : I would think there’s enough gay culture in UA, seeing how literally ¾ of 1-A is not straight and ⅔ of UA’s big three are dating (Mirio and Tamaki, Kirishima mentioned it once in a emo cult club meeting)

Pinky : omg for reals!?! Aww they are so cute tgt, all of us are cute tgt with our s/o

Darkness my old friend : Is it time for our daily scream into the void?

Smol Green Bean : Nah we’ve couple of hours left before it

Kamemenari : I’m not dead again and omg this is so much to take in. Maybe I need to scream into the void too..even if I don’t know what it is

Walnut : They head up to the roof and scream, usually at night but sometimes during the afternoon :)

Tape Dispenser : So wait those screaming were you guys then? Shit, Kami and I were scared shitless when we heard, we thought someone was getting murdered or something.

Tape Dispenser : And Todoroki are you like okay? It’s kinda weird to see you with this much emotion

What is Sleep?™: He’s just happy cus Izuku came back to cuddle :)

Walnut : As if you’re not jumping with joy at the sight of him :)

Kamemenari : Okay srsly, staph it. I’m going to join Aizawa-sensei on the void scream

YEAAAAAAAAAH : I wouldn’t suggest doing that listener. If you disturb him, he’ll throw you into the void

Kamemenari : I don’t know where/what it is and don’t think I want to find out

Smol Green Bean : It’s a wonderful place :)

Kamemenari : SOMeone SToP MIDOriyA He’s beiNg wEirD aGAIN

Darkness my old friend : I agree with Midoriya :)

Yellow Caterpillar : Problem child no. 1 and Tokoyami stop scaring your classmates

Kamemenari : He was offline how did he even know what is happening ?! Bjklbnlskjdnb

I’m all about that bASS : Sensei stop frying Kaminari’s brain, he needs it for class tmr

Yellow Caterpillar : Oh really I wasn’t aware that he had one?

YEAAAAAAAAAH : OOOOOHHHH GET ROASTEDDDDDD

What is Sleep?™ : jfc someone stop my dads

Yellow Caterpillar : Anyway shinsou, did you see Coffee? She’s missing again

What is Sleep?™ : She’s in the dorm, saw her on the couch in the common room earlier

Froppy : It’s cute to watch how domestic they are kero

Walnut : I agree, do you think you can adopt me too?

Smol Green Bean : YSE FUCK ENDEAVOUR

Walnut : FUCK ENDEAVOUR

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCK ENDEAVOUR

Kamemenari : idk why but um yea, FUCK ENDEAVOUR

Snow White : (๑•̀д•́๑)/ !!!

Stronk : Yes you are cute Kouda and FUCK ENDEAVOUR TOO

Yellow Caterpillar :

Yellow Caterpillar : Guess what Hizashi, we are adopting another son

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta! You know we can’t just adopt him like that, there’s tons of paperwork etc. (I really wanna just kinda kidnap-adopt him tho) And I thought we had already adopted the whole class?

Yellow Caterpillar : As what the kids have said , FUCK ENDEAVOUR. This time it would be official adoption and not just a claim.

Yellow Caterpillar : Oh and problem child no.1 and the rest, this is the only time and thing I’m allowing cursing. You’re all young kids, you shouldn’t be swearing like a pirate or All Might

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : All Might curses?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Yea, he’s still the fucking best hero in the world , the number 1. Who cares if he fucking curses on live tv

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : And Deku if you send the fucking essay you’re typing up rn you’re gonna get exploded in the face

Yellow Caterpillar : ^ What Explosive problem child said, but without the swearing

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta you really should remember our kids name and not their weird nicknames

Yellow Caterpillar : shut up or I’m finishing all the coffee

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Not the coffee D:

Smol Green Bean : I’M CALLING THE POLICE *MICROWAVE BEEPING NOISES*

What is Sleep?™ : 911 what’s your emergency?

Smol Green Bean : My bf’s dad and my childhood friend are being mean to me :(

What is Sleep?™ : But Izu you know it’s the truth, you’re gonna start raving about All Might for the whole day if they didn’t stop you

Smol Green Bean : :(

Smol Green Bean added Mighty! into [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Mighty! : I AM HERE,TYPING NORMALLY IN THE GROUP CHAT

Yellow Caterpillar : Why did you have to add him in here ugh

YEAAAAAAAAAH : C’mon Shouta he’s not that bad

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m already dealing with a loud blond daily, I don’t need to deal with two loud blonds

Froppy : Is no one going to ask why Midoriya has All Might’s number?

Walnut : ( *LOOKS AT CONSPIRACY WALL* IZUKU IS ALL MIGHT’S LOVE CHILD)

Smol Green Bean : I’M NOT ALL MIGHT LOVE CHILD, I got his number because of reasons >.>

Mighty! : YOUNG MIDORIYA IS NOT MY SON

Pinky  : OMG THEY ARE SO IN SYNC

YEAAAAAAAAAH : SAY AYE IF YOU THINK ALL MIGHT SHOULD ADOPT THE SMOL GREEN BEAN (tho I would adopt him in a heart beat, but Shouta would disagree :( )

Walnut : AYE

What is Sleep?™ : Aye

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : AYE! DEKU NEEDS MORE LOVING

Pinky : Aye!! , Momo agrees too! She’s just a little too unwell to answer

Stronk : Aye. Our family is so loving and supportive with relationships

Kamemenari : Ayeeeee I honestly think everyone agrees that All Might should adopt Midoriya

Smol Green Bean : idk what to feel omg

What is Sleep?™ : He’s doing the cute flustered,blushing thing again

Yellow Caterpillar : All Might is coughing a pool of blood, unless you plan to clean it then stop it

YEAAAAAAAAAH : But Shouta you’re passing him a set of empty adoption papers

Smol Green Bean : WHAT

Yellow Caterpillar : Hmm was those adoption papers :)

Walnut : ,,,on second thought,Izuku could also be Aizawa-sensei’s lovechild. They have the weird/magic/supernatural/void power thing.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : SCANDALOUS GASP  SHOUTA WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT??!

I’m all about that bASS : jfc that is a lot of information of the two teachers I respect I did not need to know from that one sentence,,,

Yellow Caterpillar : I ask myself everyday why I marry him

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Because you love me :DD

Yellow Caterpillar : Oh yea that’s why

Mighty! : Aizawa can you stop glaring over here and then at the adoption papers on the table

Tape Dispenser : I know I’m a little late but wow Aizawa-sensei knows what is love and is capable of loving

Kamemenari : OOoooooooo

Smol Green Bean : rest in pieces to both Sero, Kami and I, but mostly Sero and Kami

Tape Dispenser : What? Did I say/type something wrong?

Yellow Caterpillar : Sero and Kaminari detention with Present Mic for 2 hours

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : The dumbassery spreads between them

RockHard for you : I feel bad for laughing (and I don’t wanna get detention) but good luck (and ear plugs) in detention with Mic-sensei

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Hey! Shouta :( why do I need to look after them during detention. And what do you mean Kirishima? :((

Yellow Caterpillar : You needed detention too and you know what Kirishima is saying very well, he did had tuition classes with you before

Smol Green Bean : All Might, please just umm throw the adoption papers away? (>////>)/

Mighty! : I would but Aizawa keeps several copies…

Smol Green Bean : err…well.. :(

Kamemenari : Aww man why did I get detention as well?!

Tape Dispenser : Babe you laughed and ‘ooooo’ at our teacher, just suck it up and go with me. At least we are together.

RockHard for you : Man that is cute :’) , Only if Bakubabe would need to go for tuition classes with me

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : You don’t have to go anymore after I’m done pounding the knowledge into your shitty brain.

Kamemenari  : Pounding  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER :HUH?! IS GETTING DETENTION NOT ENOUGH THAT YOU NEED AN ASS KICKING AS WELL?!?!

GOTTA GO FAST : Bakugou! Calm down, stop starting fights in the chat

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : THAT MEANS I CAN START A FIGHT OFFLINE RIGHT? WELL TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY FAKEASS PIKACHU

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has gone offline

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t turn and look at me, I’ll go stop them

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Mm yea you were planning to go by squirming after them in your sleeping bag?

Mighty! : It’s okay, I’m sure I can talk Young Bakugou down from fighting :) I’ll go stop them.

Mighty! has gone offline

Smol Green Bean : Will he be okay..? Should I go help too?

Yellow Caterpillar : Yea, this will not turn out well. I’ll go help, stay where you are problem child no.1, you’re a magnet for trouble and we don’t need the situation to get worse. If I see you anywhere near them you’ll be joining Sero and Kaminari

What is Sleep?™ : Don’t worry, Shouto and I will not let him out of our sight, plus he’s still nursing the mild headache he has, surprised he’s awake with the amount of alcohol consumed.

Yellow Caterpillar : The alcohol spiking issue with Midnight has been settled with Principal Nedzu. Now time to catch Explosive problem child.

Yellow Caterpillar has gone offline

GOTTA GO FAST : Was that what happened last night ? D:

Tailman : Just take your time to recall man

GOTTA GO FAST : D:

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  2:00 AM

Smol Green Bean : What does it feel like to stab someone?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WTF DEKU

Smol Green Bean : Ah crap, wrong chat

Kamemenari : Bro who were you going to send that to?! And why do you wanna know that?

Smol Green Bean : I was going to send it to Hitoshi, we can’t speak out loud since Shouto’s asleep, so we’re texting :)

What is Sleep?™: I would think it’s the same as cutting chicken?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER :You don’t answer his fucking question like it’s normal! What the hell is wrong with all of you

Kamemenari : I didn’t do shit, why am I getting group with them?!

Smol Green Bean : Oh :/ But that’s cutting tho, not stabbing. I really wanna know how it feels

Kamemenari : And what kind of conversation was happening that lead to this conversation?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : And you damn Deku said I’m the one that does not act heroic

Smol Green Bean : Kacchan is it okay for me to stab you?

Kamemenari : OMG IS MIDORIYA LIKE POSSESSED?

What is Sleep?™ : Maybe, dk.

Kamemenari : Why are you so chill? Like this is something that is dangerous and not chill

RockHard for you : Do we need the priest?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shitty hair I don’t think there’s a priest at this hour. I’m just going to blast the fuck out of Deku and force it out.

RockHard for you : BABE THAT’S NOT HOW AN EXORCISM WORKS

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WE SHALL FIND OUT

What is Sleep?™ : Don’t worry Aizawa-sensei is ninja-ing over to stop Bakugou from exploding the door and my possibly possessed boyfriend.

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2:13 AM

Kamemenari : AIZAWA-SENSEI WAS IT NECESSARY TO HAVE DIVED IN THROUGH MY WINDOW TO GET TO BAKUGOU!?

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t complain, I did stop him. And fixed up the problem child, his was possessed by the void, or to be exact his void/darker side overtook him. And that is why kids you should have a good sleep schedule or you’ll end up getting possessed.

RockHard for you : I’m not sure what to feel that Aizawa-sensei hand delivered a tied up ,unconscious Katsuki to my room.

Yellow Caterpillar : Appreciate it, I trust that you can keep him under good control. Now all of you go to sleep, I don’t need to deal with possessed,late or sleepy kids tomorrow, it’s a school day too.

Kamemenari : Wait you said sleep causes such an issue then what about Shinsou? Or you?!

What is Sleep?™ : We are one with the void

Yellow Caterpillar : We are one with the void

Kamemenari : Shit it's creepy as fuck when they sync, it’s cute with Midoriya and All Might but not this.

RockHard for you : I agree...

RockHard for you : But right now aren’t they essentially saying that they are always partly possessed?

Kamemenari : ,,,on second thought, I may need that priest’s number

RockHard for you : Sure :D

Kamemenari : Do you think it’s possible to get a live-in priest at our dorms,,,?

Smol Green Bean : Soo...I’ve yet to find out what it feels like to stab someone

Kamemenari :  rnvj,fnlajdfnb DON’T IGNORE ME. AND SRSLY SOMEONE,SENSEI, HELP MIDORIYA, WE DON’T NEED TO WAKE UP TO FIND OUT THAT MIDORIYA HAVE STABBED SOMEONE.

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t see the issue , both Todoroki and Hitoshi are there if things go south. Now all of you shut up and sleep. If I see anyone online you’ll be running extra laps around the school tomorrow.

Kamemenari : Oh well lookie, time for me to go the heck to sleep. I pray to any entity that hears me that Midoriya doesn’t end up stabbing someone, specifically me tonight.

Smol Green Bean : >:D

Yellow Caterpillar : Problem Child No. 1, SLEEP

Smol Green Bean : D:<

Yellow Caterpillar : SLEEP

Everyone has gone offline

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A] 7:30 AM

GOTTA GO FAST : GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I HOPE YOU’RE AWAKE AND READY TO GET TO SCHOOL SOON. I’LL BE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES.

What is Sleep?™ : I didn't manage to fall asleep till 5am, I feel like a corpse rn, don’t move me and just let me decompose.

What is Sleep?™ : And why the heck are you up so early?! Classes starts at 8:30AM jfc, plus we live on campus. Nvrm, I kinda don’t wanna know, you do you.

Walnut : I’ll get you and Midoriya coffee, wake him too in the meantime.

What is Sleep?™ : What? You want me to play the villain now and wake him up!? :(

Walnut :  :P

What is Sleep?™ : Get the heck back here! Don’t just leave the room with that smirk on your face

Walnut :  :Pc

Walnut has gone offline

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Iida Tenya gave his reflection another once over, ensuring that his uniform, hair and overall attire is on point. Grabbing his school bag, he quietly exited his room and headed towards the dorm’s exit, he had consumed his breakfast already. Like the usual, he would be leaving together with Uraraka.

Tenya made it his duty to be in school lasted by 8:05 AM, the commute between the dorms and classroom takes around 20 minutes, he doesn’t take the provided shuttle bus but instead took his time to enjoy the crisp morning air. If he was running a little late, he could always use his quirk, legally since it’s on the school campus and he has received his provisional hero license. He loved the small talk he and Uraraka has while they walked, although most of the time it was just her speaking.

Tenya arrived in school in record time, strolling up to the huge classroom door, he rapped his knuckles on the door before pushing the door open. From outside the room, he could hear music being played inside, he wondered if it was Present Mic sensei. Tenya gave Uraraka that was standing behind him with a bright smile a nod, she was already used to the way he acts before he entered.

Despite unlikely for any students to reach as early as he did, mostly it would be teachers. There was once he knocked on the door before entering and that apparently had woke Aizawa-sensei up and was the recipient of his stink-eye for the whole homeroom period.

However today instead of Present-Mic sensei or any other teachers that teach them, there it was, his brother was jamming out to Wii music and was bopping his head to the tune.  

It took seconds for his brain to process that this was a weird and wrong scene and a couple more seconds for him to take a step back out to the corridor and slamming the classroom’s door shut.

Tenya stared at the door numbly before reaching to grab his phone from his pocket. His hands were shaking as he unlocked his phone and got himself steady enough to open the chat application. His following messages to the group were frantic, nervous and very, unlike his usual self.

Uraraka only stood behind him, tilting her head in confusion while he watches Tenya slowly broke down in panic, disbelief, and embarrassment. He could see her opening her mouth to ask how he was but he just shook his head and typed.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  8:07 AM

GOTTA GO FAST : SOMEONE WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

Smol Green Bean : What’s wrong Iida? Most of us are on the way to school

GOTTA GO FAST : MY BROTHER IS IN OUR CLASS ROCKING OUT TO WII MUSIC

Smol Green Bean : Your brother?

Smol Green Bean : INGENIUM?!!!! WHAT IS HE DOING IN UA? AND IN OUR CLASS?!!

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : So that was what you saw and freaked you out?! I thought maybe it was a cockroach or a villain, had me scared for a moment. You step back so quickly, I’ve only managed to catch a glimpse of the inside.

Kamemenari : Wait wait, hold the fucking phone. IIDA’S BROTHER IS INGENIUM!?!!

I’m all about that bASS : How is he still alive which such dumbness

Kamemenari : Hey! This is like the first time I’ve heard about this!

GOTTA GO FAST : THAT DOESN’T MATTER RIGHT NOW

Tape Dispenser : I’m kinda embarrassed that you didn’t know that but I shouldn't have expect much.After class I’m bringing you to Midoriya for a little Hero study session.

Smol Green Bean : I’ll be glad to help :D

Smol Green Bean : Btw what’s the problem about your brother being here Iida?

GOTTA GO FAST : WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! OMG. THE WII MUSIC STOPPED AND THERE’S LIKE THUDDING SOUNDS COMING FROM INSIDE?!

Smol Green Bean : Err @ Yellow Caterpillar . HELP

Yellow Caterpillar : What

Yellow Caterpillar : Oh. The cat’s outta the bag.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Cat? We got a new cat? When? Where?!! I get naming rights!!

What is Sleep?™ : Jfc, read above Loud Dad, wish we were getting a new cat though

Yellow Caterpillar : I married an idiot

Walnut : Izuku no

Smol Green Bean : I wasn’t going to!

Walnut : Look straight into my eyes and say that

Smol Green Bean : I WASN’T GOING TO

Walnut : You averted your eyes, don’t lie Izuku :(

Smol Green Bean : Ugh! Fine , I’m not going to say anything, don’t worry

What is Sleep?™: What’s happening? I’m confused and curious?

GOTTA GO FAST : I DON’T CARE WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT SOMEONE, SENSEI COME AND HELP ME.

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t worry, I’ve sent Mic over.

GOTTA GO FAST : HOW IS SENDING HIM GOING TO HELP ME?!! (no offense Mic-sensei)

GOTTA GO FAST : ALNDFVSVJ.K HE OPENED THE DOOR AND JUST PULLED ME INTO A HUG WHILE SOBBING . AND URARAKA JUST STANDING THERE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : omg I’m glad I went to school with you today

YEAAAAAAAAAH : It’s a really touching sight

GOTTA GO FAST : DON’T JUST JOIN IN THE HUG SENSEI!

Yellow Caterpillar : Ugh

Yellow Caterpillar added Sonic into [DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]

Sonic : omg why

Sonic : I’m sorry that you had to go through that...

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Don’t worry! It wasn’t a big deal, it was real funny though

GOTTA GO FAST : HI BROTHER. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR SCHOOL?

Sonic : Is it okay if both of you forgot what you saw..? And  Midnight got me a job in the school. I’m teaching you guys science and also doing homeroom with Aizawa.

GOTTA GO FAST : ,,,,

GOTTA GO FAST : That’s great brother! I’m glad you are moving on in your life :) I hope you would have a successful and enjoyable time teaching in UA.

Yellow Caterpillar : I wish that will happen but not every wish comes true.

Sonic : Well Thank you for the warm welcome Aizawa.

Yellow Caterpillar : :/

Sonic :,,, I’m sorry, I’ll just go back to teasing Yamada

Yellow Caterpillar : That's what I thought, never forget that I hold many blackmail material that can be used on you

Sonic : Yea well so do Nemuri and I

Yellow Caterpillar : :/

YEAAAAAAAAAH : HAHAHA Shouta is a ninja, he has a lot of dirt of different people

GOTTA GO FAST : Brother that does not sound very heroic, to blackmail and all.

Sonic : Ah shit I thought I was in the other chat for a moment...my reputation is all gone ;A;

Yellow Caterpillar : Never knew you had one

Kamemenari : Man it's like weird to see Aizawa-sensei burn well known heroes like this.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Ahh Shouta is just a ball of saltiness, he’s worse when we were in UA, the only reason why he didn’t get into so much trouble is because he was too tired to do anything.

Sonic : All of us knew he’s lazy no tired, he likes to save his energy.

Sonic : Rmb that one year during a final exam where we had to fight against pro heroes, Aizawa got to fight Endeavour and he kinda stared him down and started a one sided roast battle before running away and repeat and then finally drag enough time to pass. Man that was awesome to watch.

Walnut : *Endeavore

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Oh shit yea man those days, I’m going to see if I can find the old recording of that.

Walnut : (Would it be okay if I could get a copy?)

Smol Green Bean : (I would like a copy too)

Yellow Caterpillar : Ensure that it stays within UA but if it does get out make sure to film Endeavore  reaction to it.

Walnut : I love new non-official dad already

Smol Green Bean : Mood

What is Sleep?™ : Yea our family is the chill family, happy for you to be part of it even if it’s not official

Walnut : Does it mean I will change my surname? That’s a little like I’m marrying in isn’t it? I’m getting married to Hitoshi <3

Smol Green Bean : Don’t forget about me too! :( , Aizawa-sensei maybe adopt me too?

Yellow Caterpillar : Nah I don’t need a problem child in my life, I’ve deal with your troubles enough in school. And you should get All Might to adopt you.

What is Sleep?™ : Don’t worry Izu, we’ll just get married in America in the future and adopt many cat children

Yellow Caterpillar : Ah yes like father like son. Bring the cat children to visit too

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shoutaaaa it’s almost homeroom and you have yet to get to your class.

Sonic : Need me to carry you over?

GOTTA GO FAST : I did not need the mental image of my brother carrying Aizawa-sensei while in the wheelchair.

Sonic : Well it’s not just a wheelchair, since I’m back at UA, I got Power Loader to upgrade it. I’ll nyoom down the halls faster than a plain old wheelchair.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Your meme is leaking out, btw I saw how you yeet yourself out of the support department window and screaming like a little girl, I thought you were going to die until I realise that Majima built a jetpack onto the wheelchair.

Sonic : I...I’m glad only Majima and you saw that. This is so embarrassing, the kids did not need to know all of that. Omg I have a reputation to keep, my brother looks so disappointed at me ;A;

GOTTA GO FAST : I’m glad you know I’m disappointed at you.

Uravity our Lady and Saviour : Ahahah this is so funny, I’m glad that Ingenium is teaching us and also helping with homeroom.

Smol Green Bean : I’m glad that I’m not late and that Aizawa-sensei’s disappointed look is directed at Ingenium instead of me today.

Yellow Caterpillar : That doesn’t mean I won’t be giving you it later, since knowing you, you’ll wind up in trouble soon.

Yellow Caterpillar : Homeroom is starting all of you get off your phones too, I’ll confiscate it if I see it.

Yellow Caterpillar , Smol Green Bean , Walnut  and 10+ others have gone offline.

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  

1:00 PM

Ucan’tCme : guys

Ucan’tCme : I think i found All Might’s phone,it doesn’t have a password too.

Smol Green Bean  : adfknlairkbfvn WHAT

Smol Green Bean : WHERE DID YOU FIND IT. OMG, STAY WHERE RIGHT WHERE U ARE I’M GOING TO GO GET IT.

Ucan’tCme :    :Pc hmmm

Ucan’tCme : noPe

What is Sleep?™ : What’s the big deal? It’s just All Might’s phone?

Walnut : (Hagakure pm me ur location, I’m here to protect you and the phone from danger, i need to know if Izu is All Might’s illegitimate love child or not and that phone holds evidence)

Ucan’tCme : (Yes! I’ve pmed you :D )

What is Sleep?™ : (now you’ve said it and i’m curious too, omw to join)

Smol Green Bean : HOW CAN MY BOYFRIENDS DO THIS TO ME

Smol Green Bean : And I’m not All Might illegitimate love child! Kacchan you tell them!

GOTTA GO FAST  : Hagakure, Todoroki and Shinsou! I would need you to halt in participating in such unlawful actions and invading into All Might’s privacy. Please return the phone to All Might, he must be worried that he has lost his phone.

What is Sleep?™ : Don’t worry I got this

GOTTA GO FAST : Shinsou why are you calling my phone when we can chat here?

What is Sleep?™ : :)

GOTTA GO FAST : I apologise to Miss Hagakure and her companions, you can keep All Might’s phone but do remember to return it to him. Bye.

GOTTA GO FAST has gone offline

Ucan’tCme  : Aww Thanks Class rep!

Smol Green Bean : HITOSHIIIIIIIII YOU CAN’T USE YOUR QUIRK LIKE THAT

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Deku shut the fuck up, stop screeching and running around like a headless chicken, you’re a distraction to Kirishima. What the fuck is going on anyway?

Smol Green Bean  : Kacchan help me stop them!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : pft why should I. And I can confirm shitty Deku Dad isn’t All Might, he’s too shitty to have such a great dad.

Smol Green Bean   :   KACCHAN HELP

Smol Green Bean  : AND YOU KNOW WHY

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : FUCKING HELL FINE! But you’re not getting away from this for free.

Ucan’tCme : Umm guys you sure this is a safe place to hide? I can hear Bakugou’s explosions

Smol Green Bean : Nowhere is safe from him

What is Sleep?™ : I’ll highly doubt he’ll ever find us

Smol Green Bean  : Are you guys at Aizawa-sensei’s and Present Mic’s aparement?

Walnut  : I told you he would figure it out!

Smol Green Bean  : Coffee came and meow at me before looking at the doors that leads to their room.

Ucan’tCme : Man being a teacher gives you lots of benefits, it's like a whole apartment but it's attached to a dorm.

What is Sleep?™ : How is it my fault!? You let Coffee escape the apartment!

Walnut  : WELL I didn’t know Coffee was going to do that! I’ll slow Bakugou down, just get to safety

What is Sleep?™ : Fine, just don’t break anything or our Dads are going to ground our ass

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1:47 PM

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU SHITHEADS

Smol Green Bean : How are you guys escaping from us!?! And Kacchan be Careful !

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP DEKU OR I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS AFTER I’M DONE WITH THEM

RockHard for you : Calm down Katsuki, we’ll find them eventually. There’s about 1 more hour before the teachers are back from their meeting and we don’t need to explain why our classmates are bloody and beat up.

Smol Green Bean  : I just found Iida and I’ll you that his brother would not be pleased to see his current state now…

Ucan’tCme : Does he like the makeover?

Smol Green Bean : I didn’t have the heart to wake him up yet…

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Just blast his face and move on with life. Now are you helping me search or not?! It isn’t exactly my fucking problem you know.

Smol Green Bean : I will! Just give me a sec to move Iida to his room.

Pinky : I’m kinda sad that I’m only able to read this on my phone, only kinda since I’m enjoying my holiday at the bahamas~ I’m also glad that Kyouka and Momo could make it ! <3

MOMo : I’m happy to help Kyouka get tickets so we can join you on your family trip :) and I do hope someone contact Aizawa-sensei soon.

I’m all about that bASS : You didn’t really had to help me, I was saving up and my parents were willing to pay but thanks anyway <3 . I’m glad I’m not back at the hell of a dorm.

Kamemenari : Of all the days there is drama happening of course it would be the day we have extra classes. Sensei’s not even here and we’re just crying over the current math problem.

Tape Dispenser : You know if we leave he’ll know right, the eyes everywhere bit.

Snow White : Aizawa-sensei technically won’t find out if he’s not in the vicinity of a security room where he can see you. The magic they (Aizawa and Midoriya) uses are just mostly good hacking skills.

Smol Green Bean : DON’T EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT KOUDA , YOUR FIRST WORDS ON THIS CHAT AND IT’S A CALL OUT.

Kamemenari : Oh fuck damn our precious sunshine boi exposed our precious broccoli boi

Snow White : (・ω・)b

Smol Green Bean : Don’t go back to kaomojis after that! Ugh, and it’s not just hacking, you should know it! Our mysterious elusive member of the emo cult club, yes I know you’re a member although you don’t come often.

Darkness my old friend : Midoriya I would refrain from spilling any more information about the cult club. The whole class already knows of its existence they don’t need to know more.

Kamemenari : Ya know they say curiosity kills the cat, I’m not a cat but I’m very curious and scared af.

Darkness my old friend : Good then remain curious and scared, you’ll never find out more about us since the darkness blankets us and the void sap the noises from the world outside.

Kamemenari : I...yeaa oh! @ Ucan’tCme , did you happen to take a pic after Iida’s makeover?

Ucan’tCme : Yes!! I’ll send it right over here, LookingHawt.jpg

Smol Green Bean : The three of you have a death wish

What is Sleep?™ : OwO dweath?

Smol Green Bean : I feel bad for Aizawa-sensei, he has to deal with both you and Mic-sensei

What is Sleep?™ : I’m not as bad as Loud Dad but hmm it’s fun to him getting decked though

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2:15 PM

Smol Green Bean : just tell me where you guys are ;A; I won’t be able to stop Kacchan from being the whole dorm down in search of the three of you

Ucan’tCme : Oh shit, someone just texted All Might!, saved contact name is <My Emerald <3 > He’s been chatting her for sometime. There’s only a few contact in here btw and her contact has a little <3 to it. Omg All Might’s so precious

Smol Green Bean : WwHAT

Ucan’tCme : Oh and Midoriya did you really sent All Might a picture of cats last night?

Smol Green Bean : anglkvjnaerldjkv I thought he always deletes his messages after looking at them!

Smol Green Bean : omg Kacchan we need to stop them

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : SHUT UP AND DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. SHITTY HAIR GO GET AIZAWA-SENSEI ONCE HE’S OUT OF THE MEETING.

Ucan’tCme : Ohh the mysterious person just sent another text to remind All Might of the dinner date they have. Omggggg change of plans guys! We are stalking them!

Smol Green Bean : As curious as I am, we shouldn’t do this! Where is Iida when we need him QAQ

Walnut : I agree with Izuku, all I wanted to find out if my theory was correct and not invade All Might’s privacy.

Kamemenari : I know I’m not the brightest bulb in the room but honestly a mad All Might is probably worse than Midoriya without coffee and sleep.

I’m all about that bASS : The dumbass is correct for once, just return the phone before you guys get in trouble.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Even if they don’t I’m going to kick their asses still.

Smol Green Bean : Shouto! <33 Please do return the phone.

What is Sleep?™ : Oh hell naw, bish lay down.

Walnut has gone offline

Ucan’tCme : OOooooooohhhh damn you don’t look like you can hit hard but you just KO-ed Todoroki with a punch.

Smol Green Bean : WHAT! OMG SHOUTO!!

What is Sleep?™ : It’s not that bad, he’ll wake up soon. Don’t need him foiling our plans.

Pinky : rest in pieces once Aizawa-sensei catch wind of the chaos that is happening.

What is Sleep?™ : Ah crap I guess time to escape and move out of the dorms.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Oi Deku! Where the fuck do you think you are running to out of the sudden?! And with your quirk activated!!

Smol Green Bean has gone offline

What is Sleep?™ : AJ,VNAFBLKAJNV IZU WTF

Ucan’tCme : AAAAAAA HELP OMG SOMEONE CALL SENSEI OR THE POLICE. MIDORIYA HAS GONE HULK SMASH

Froppy  : Kero? Was it like that one time where he tried to intimidate in USJ or the one time where he got angry when Endevore called Todo after class?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : DEKU DID WHAT ?!! AND DEKU YOU FUCK , GET BACK HERE

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has gone offline

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2:54 PM

RockHard for you : I have just informed sensei! He’s on his way.

RockHard for you : With backup too..they don’t look happy by the way. So umm good luck :D

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WHY THE FUCK AM I RUNNING AWAY AND HIDING FROM DEKU WITH YOU FUCKS?!!

What is Sleep?™ : Your his childhood friend have you not seen Izuku on a rampage before omg, plus usually it takes Shouto and I to stop him. And Shouto’s out of commision

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WELL WHO’S FUCKING FAULT WAS IT THAT TRIGGERED HIM!?!!

Kamemenari : Man its cool looking at a bunch of teachers going on a mission and sprinting towards the dorms to stop one angery strong broccoli boi, glad I’m safe in clas-shit fuck help. NEDZU CAME AND SUB FOR AIZAWA-SENSEI. OMG FUCK NO HE-

Kamemenari has gone offline

Tape Dispenser has gone offline

I’m all about that bASS : Damn people are dying here and there, I honestly am glad to be enjoying my holidays with my two hot girlfriends.

RockHard for you : I’m jealous :( , Maybe Baku and I can go hiking or something this weekend? Hmm..well I gotta save him from Midoriya first though.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TEACHERS

Yellow Caterpillar : Why is my class like this…? *SIGH*

YEAAAAAAAAAH : But you love them, you were antsy during the whole meeting, dashed out once it was done and first to head to stop the Green Bean.

Yellow Caterpillar : Shut up and run faster

Yellow Caterpillar : Where is Todoroki or Iida in the first place?

What is Sleep?™ : ERR THEY MAY HAVE UMM BEEN UNCONSCIOUSKLFGNL  HALP, IZU FOUND US

Yellow Caterpillar : Try and stall time, Bakugou’s there too right? Just make sure no one gets seriously injured.

Yellow Caterpillar : ETA in 7 minutes and all of you are in serious trouble.

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4:00 PM

MOMo : It’s been quiet for a while..how are things?

Kamemenari : Nedzu just gave us a 5 minute break...we’ve got 2 more hours of hell..Aizawa-sensei hurry back ;A;

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Mm yea about that, he won’t be coming back anytime soon. So good luck with Nedzu. He was our homeroom teacher before you guys don’t know the full extent of his scariness.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta and him also tend to clash a lot in the past, the battles between them were scary.

Kamemenari : Aizawa-sensei fought against Nedzu-sensei?!! What were the results.

Yellow Caterpillar : 10:10 , it was a tie, each of us proposed a challenge and must complete it while a witness is present. And in 2nd Year we got another homeroom teacher.

Yellow Caterpillar : Regarding the troublemakers, their punishments are extensive but Problem child 1 and 2 (Midoriya and Bakugou) and Shouto got a lighter punishment. The rest are grounded for half of the break and need to help with the damages. And at no point should Midoriya be guilt tripped to help.

Smol Green Bean : Sorry sensei...but I created most of the damage..I think I should take the responsibility to fix the damage.

Yellow Caterpillar : No, your punishment is to not be able to help them and this whole situation happened because they didn’t return All Might’s phone immediately.

Sonic : Damn, Aizawa’s that’s a little too harsh isn’t it?

Yellow Caterpillar : Have you seen what your brother’s makeover?

Sonic :  No..?

Yellow Caterpillar : Recovery girl has checked on him, he’s still in his room. I honestly don’t want to be near him when he wakes up.

Sonic : Is it that bad?

Yellow Caterpillar : Nah it’s a masterpiece

Sonic : Is that sarcasm or ? It’s hard to tell with you.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Like that time when I proposed and he just stared at me and monotonously said yes. It was because he was blushing and burying his face in his capture weapons did I know it wasn’t a sarcastic reply.

Yellow Caterpillar : Hizashi you didn't need to tell everyone about that. Your proposal was so sudden and I was stunned internally for a moment I too thought you were joking.

Pinky : Share the deets!!!!

Kamemenari : SHARE IT BEFORE MY BREAK ENDSSSS PLS

Sonic : I’ll share

Yellow Caterpillar : Tensei No

Sonic : Tensei YES

Yellow Caterpillar : Don’t you dare

Sonic : I have Hizashi to back me up  :P

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Yep!!! And sorry babe, it wasn’t that bad was it?

Sonic : Okay kids! Story time with Uncle Tensei!

Sonic : Anyways it started out like this ….

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“Kayama, Tensei are you sure this will like for real would make him swoon over me?” Hizashi half yelled with his quirk as he asked his two best friends. From an outsider’s point of view, it would seem like he was his usual loud, bubbly and shaking with excitement self but right now he wasn’t. Both his hands are clasped over a dark blue velvet ring box, a slight nervous tremble wrecking his entire being.

“It will work, don’t worry! Trust us, your best friends!” Nemuri Kayama beamed, turning to give Tensei a high five.

“Don’t worry, Aizawa is so in love with you if not he would not have put up with yo-ack! Why did you kick me?!” Tensei grunted and then chuckled. “Seriously just relax for a bit. The worst that could happen is that Aizawa going silent and awkward for a bit before brushing it off as a joke.” Tensei shrugged, listing what he thought was the possible worst case scenario.

“Ah! Why did you hit me too Nemuri!?” Tensei rubbed the back of his head with a pout. “Is it abuse Tensei day?...don’t glare at me like that. I was just stating the possible truth you know? Plus with how nervous he is he’ll for sure fuck it up.”

“I can’t deal with his idiocy anymore.” Nemuri sighed, locking Tensei in a choke hold. “Just go or you’ll be late for your date.” She flicked her hand towards Hizashi, shooing him away. “And remember! Relax and be yourself.”

With one last look at his two grinning friends, Hizashi turned and left for his next destination, and that would be the cat cafe Shouta and him like to hang out at. It felt like there was no better place to do what he was going to do, they were regulars, they were comfortable there and there was no need for restricting clothing and expensive meals.

Hizashi was not surprised to see Shouta at their usual table, his usual drink and cats lazing near or on him. Taking a deep breath he stiffly walked to the table and sat down. “Hey, you’re early” he commented, he internally winced at how he sounds. Shouta just glanced up at him before giving a nod in reply, although he did catch him staring at the small bouquet of flowers he’s holding. “Here, I saw these on the way and I thought of you.” Hizashi smiled, passing the bouquet over to Shouta. Although it was a little hard to tell, he knows that Shouta appreciated the flowers. He would usually bury his face into his capture gear or scarf and avert his eyes when he gets embarrassed or generally just to hide his emotions, he thought that it was really cute.

It was idle talking between them, it was mostly him talking and Shouta listening and grunting an answer when he felt the need to input in the one-sided conversation. It was about half an hour in, Hizashi got up for the bathroom, needing to calm himself down before he really does the next step. When he returned, he didn’t sit back down. He stood before the table, knelt down, seemingly to pet a cat before getting onto a knee and pulled the ring box out before proceeding to yell his question, his quirk unconsciously being activated. “ WILL YOU MArry me?!”

Luckily, Shouta was quick enough to activate his quirk and that cut off the yell before any further damage could be done. His boyfriend shot a glare at him before deactivating his quirk, his hair flopping back down. And it took a couple of seconds for the gear to turn and clink in place within Shouta’s mind when he finally realised that he was seriously being proposed to. Hizashi remained in his position, trying to keep his anxiety that is shooting up like a skyscraper within himself as he waited in bated breath for Shouta answer.

Hizashi could see that he wasn’t the only one getting embarrassed and panicking, he could see Shouta doing the cute blushing and hiding in his scarf again. His boyfriend was acting cute but he shouldn’t be when he’s down on his knee and proposing. It was getting painfully embarrassing even for him when the few other patrons and the workers crowd to look at the commotion, even the cats were gathering around them!

“For fuck sake answer him already Aizawa!” A woman whose voice sounded vaguely like Nemuri shouted at them. That manages to physically jolt Shouta back into the current reality. “Yes..” Came the muffled reply from the very flustered man in front of him, seconds after the friendly reminder being shouted at him.

He felt like the happiest man alive, the widest grin spread across his face and only the warning glare his now fiance had just shot him is stopping him from tackling the other down in happiness. With a steadier hand, he grasps Shouta’s right hand, bringing it up to kiss it before sliding the ring on. “Now we match.” Hizashi chuckled, pulling the necklace from under his shirt where a matching ring was strung on.

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Sonic : Then they had their wedding at Hawaii and Happily Ever After!! <3

Sonic : Btw I did try to stop Kayama from shouting at the two of you..I had to tackle her down from being spotted by any of you.

Yellow Caterpillar : Hey kids guess who we are throwing into the void this week?

YEAAAAAAAAAH : I think it went well :D

Yellow Caterpillar : You half-scream the proposal to me in a cat cafe we frequent and you think it went well?

Yellow Caterpillar : Well they did gave us a free cake so that’s the only good from it I suppose.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta likes the cake more than me ;A;

Yellow Caterpillar : Anyways, moving on from this topic. I hope that you guys will learn the respect people’s privacy. (Yes I’m talking about you Tensei)

Sonic :  :( All I did was share to the kids how their parents got together. They love it .

RockHard for you : It was awesome and manly :’) I hope Bakugou will propose to me like that.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up shitty hair, I’m not proposing to you in a fucking cat cafe, we’ll do it somewhere better.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Wait..was it bad because I proposed to you at a cat cafe? Was it not romantic enough or what? But Tensei and Kayama said it's the best plan ever.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : Shouta, don’t just read the message and not reply!

Yellow Caterpillar : Why do my kids do this to me

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Pinky : We’re his kids :’) He officially said it <3 Love you too sleepy dad

Pinky : A little sad that Sero and Kami can't see it before they died.

Kamemenari : Binch who said we di-ejkrlgvnblkj.n

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Pinky : lmao, rest in pieces and peace out! 

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]   12:00 AM

Darkness my old friend : So I have been thinking, out of the whole class, Todoroki would be the first one to become a villain.

Froppy : Really? I was thinking it would be Midoriya, kero. Remember that time he wanted to know how it’s like to stab someone?

Darkness my old friend : It would probably be them both and they’ll become villains from assaulting Endeavore.

Smol Green Bean : It’s not a crime if they can’t trace it back to who committed it.

Walnut  : We can always burn the evidence

Kamemenari : Someone stop them both. Seeing Midoriya typing/saying that is sending shivers down my back and I know he’s serious about it. Aizawa-sensei stop your son and son in law.

What is Sleep?™ : Nah it’s too late, they have a whole notebook about it, with step by step instructions.

Walnut : Don’t make it as if you’re not part of the planning. In fact you and Izu planned the most.

What is Sleep?™ : I never said I wasn’t part of it

Yellow Caterpillar : They have yet to do anything that is a crime.

Kamemenari : How is planning murder not a crime?!

Yellow Caterpillar : If it is then I suppose everyone was a criminal at some point of the time.

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m sure All Might too has plans to murder/maim Endeavore sometimes.

Sonic : I can confirm that most of the pro-heros all have thought about doing that some point in their career

Mighty! : I am not proud to admit that but honestly yes, we have all thought of it. However if any of you have any problems, please do find me or Aizawa to talk. Especially you Young Todoroki, while the adoption is processing we want to ensure you feel safe and is happy.

Pinky : Yes you go DadMight!!!!

Mighty! : DadMight?!!

Pinky : Yep! Like Dadzawa, you’re our class’s Dad. And Present Mic is DadMic but is also a bit UncleMic too?

Mighty! : Oh..I see. I don’t mind being the class’s Dad :) Now excuse me, I have a something to attend to.

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Tape Dispenser : I thought All Might was exclusively Midoriya’s dad?

Smol Green Bean : WHY

Smol Green Bean : Why can’t we got a day that we never bring that up in this cursed chat??!

Smol Green Bean : Literally discussing about our endless of plans to murder Endeavore would be a much better topic

Walnut : I think both topic is interesting.

What is Sleep?™ : Of course you do Shoucchan. And @Darkness my old friend  do you think we should include Murder Endeavore 101 to our Emo cult  club meetings?

Darkness my old friend : Hmm this could be a very good bonding exercise. Chad agress which it too. However we need the approval of our Dark Lord, @ Yellow Caterpillar

What is Sleep?™ : I still can’t believe your quirk shadow is named Chad.

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m not your Dark Lord, Tokoyami.

Yellow Caterpillar : I also don’t care what you do, just let me sleep, don’t wake me up unless someone is hurt, dying or Problem Child has done something again.

Darkness my old friend : Thank you our Dark Lord, your instructions are noted. And Shinsou to explain to you about Chad’s name,  I named him Shadow as a little kid but through time it was shortened to Shad which sounds like Chad but spelled weirdly. So he’s Chad now.

Stronk : Both of them are very cute. They like getting pet and fed apples.

Smol Green Bean : Aizawa-sensei I promise I won’t do anything destructive!

Yellow Caterpillar : As reassuring as you think it is when you say it, are you able to promise me that you’ll not break your body to protect people or getting your point across?

Smol Green Bean : ,,, I

Smol Green Bean : Will try my best to not break myself

YEAAAAAAAAAH : ShoutawhenGreenBeanBreaks.jpg

Yellow Caterpillar : I can’t say that I’m mad at you or with this since this is very true and real in fact I’m proud of you today Hizashi.

YEAAAAAAAAAH : :DD <3 Love you babe, I’m glad you like the meme I made.

Smol Green Bean : I’m sorry for breaking myself.

What is Sleep?™ : Sometimes I just want to wrap you all up in bubble wrap so you can’t/won’t break anymore but that’ll never work since you’ll still break yourself up trying to get out and then jumping into the fray.

Smol Green Bean : Sorry :(

Yellow Caterpillar : If you’re sorry, just please try not to break yourself. I’m sure Recovery Girl would be happy to not see you for a day.

Walnut : I agree, Izu you’re practically living in the nurse office currently and that is not good. Sensei, Hitoshi and I will ensure he’ll not get seriously injured in the future.

Yellow Caterpillar : Good, I’ll leave his well being to both of you.

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1:44  AM

Smol Green Bean : Errr...guys..

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Deku fucking dislocated his arm

Smol Green Bean : Kacchan!! :(

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up, you know you’ll never fucking get to the main point if I’ve let you talked.

Darkness my old friend : What have you done to cause such injury at this time of the early morning?

Smol Green Bean : This time it was an accident! Nothing dangerous I swear :)

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : If you fucking count falling off the roof as not dangerous then I question you .

Smol Green Bean : Shut up Kacchan! Remember you were the one that told me to take a swan dive off the roof in the 3rd year of Middle school.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up, I apologised for that already. And seriously how the fuck was I supposed to know you hang out on the damn roof, I didn’t mean to scare you off it too.

What is Sleep?™ : The time where I finally fell asleep, I woke up to my boyfriend hurt.

What is Sleep?™ : Where are you anyway?

Smol Green Bean : Kacchan you kicked the roof latch open violently! How was I not supposed to be startled by it?!! And it’s not my fault he roof’s slippery too. Plus you fucking laughed at me for a good 5 minutes before hauling my broken body up.

Smol Green Bean : Oh! Toshi you’re awake! Well I’m raiding the kitchen for some painkillers or something, I don’t want to bother Recovery Girl this late at night. And Kacchan ‘s here with me too! Just glaring at me angrily from the side, srsly Kacchan come help me, I’ve only got an arm.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : I told the dumb nerd to go to Recovery Girl but he insisted that he doesn’t want to. And I’m not helping you unless it’s to knock you out and dragging your ass to heal your arm.

Smol Green Bean : It’s not that bad! I’ve had worse..

What is Sleep?™ : Izu just head to Recovery girl, she’ll be more troubled and mad if you came to her next morning.

Smol Green Bean : But.. :(

What is Sleep?™ : I will wake Shouchan up if you don’t go now and you know how much he mothers over us.

Smol Green Bean : Fine :(

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Tch, just when I thought it’s a good excuse to beat you unconscious, the damn purple zombie convinced you to go.

What is Sleep?™ : I’ll inform Dad, just go with Bakugou and heal your harm.

Smol Green Bean : Can we not inform Aizawa-sensei until is morning..? I don’t want to wake him up either.

What is Sleep?™ : At this time , on a weekend he’s most likely to have been dragged into binge watching Gossip Girls with DadMic and then falling asleep through it. Plus he did say to wake him up when, and I quote, ‘Don’t wake me up unless someone is hurt, dying or Problem Child has done something again.’

What is Sleep?™ : And a dislocated arm on his Problem Child is an issue that he needs to know.

Smol Green Bean : Ugh..but pls don’t tell him, please ;A; , I don’t need him to give me the disappointed Dad look again.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Just fucking suck it up Deku, let him inform Aizawa while we go find Recovery Girl

Smol Green Bean : Fine! It wouldn’t have been a problem if you didn’t scare me.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Stop grumbling and keep walking, it ain’t my fucking fault that you let your guard down.

Smol Green Bean : It’s almost 2 in the morning, I didn’t expect anyone coming up!

What is Sleep?™ : Do you need me to come with you?

Smol Green Bean : No it’s fine, just go to sleep. It wouldn’t take long anyway :)

What is Sleep?™ : If I find out Bakagou hurt you in anyway he’ll be dead before sun rise.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : HUH WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU FUCKING PURPLE ZOMBIE?! YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOUR DUMBASS INTO THE INFIRMARY RIGHT BESIDE DEKU?!

Smol Green Bean : Haha omg, Bakagou. And please don’t kill my boyfriend.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Shut up Deku or you’ll be having more than a dislocated arm to deal with. And seriously hurry the fuck up, your arm’s injured not your legs.

Smol Green Bean : I’m trying my best Kacchan, plus its kinda creepy to be walking about on campus at night.

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Don’t be a wuss, there’s nothing to be afraid of, catch up or I’m leaving you behind.

Smol Green Bean : Fine!! I’ll see you late Hito! <3

What is Sleep?™ : Text me when you’re done <3

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Stop flirting Deku

Smol Green Bean : You’re just jealous cus Kiri’s asleep :P

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Deku you better pray that I don’t fucking murder you before we reach the infirmary

Smol Green Bean : Ttyl Shinsou :Pc

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What is Sleep?™ : Why was Izu at the roof in the first place? Or Bakugou even?

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[ Suck my ass,hand man - Dabi ]   2:00 AM

CrustyKrab : Dabi get your fucking burnt ass over here and let me disintegrate your stupid face for changing the gc’s name.

Team’s Mom : Shigaraki please calm down, there will be no killing of our allies

FLAMESSSSS : Read the gc’s name, that’ll be my response to you hand man

Stabby : Hehehe, Kurogiri would it be okay to stab our allies then? It’s not killing

Team’s Mom : I would convince you not to since it would be troublesome and messy to deal with. And there's strength in numbers.

Stabby : Then how about stabbing my Izuku? Can I go find him? I miss him so much! <3 I wanna taste his blood~ I want to become him <3

CrustyKrab : No one is touching that damn cheater. He’s mine to kill

FLAMESSSSS : Oh so now we gotta call dibs on who we plan to kill?

CrustyKrab : Shut up I’m the boss, fight me if you’re not happy.

FLAMESSSSS : I’m pretty sure I can YEET your crusty ass to the police station while sleeping.

Stabby : Hehehe Dabi how did you know Hand-man got a crusty ass? Did’ya see it or something?

FLAMESSSSS : Ugh, Kurogiri I need some bleach so I can pour it into my eyes to cleanse my brain and eyes if I ever see it.

CrustyKrab : MY ASS IS NOT CRUSTY, YOU’RE THE LAST PERSON THAT SHOULD BE CALLING ME CRUSTY YOU BURNT TOAST LOOKING ASS BITCH.

Stabby : Fight! Fight! Fight! fight!

Team’s Mom : Sigh I should be paid to do this…

Team’s Mom : If you both insist on fighting, please head outside to fight

Team’s Mom : Shigaraki Tomura don’t you dare disintegrate that chair, it’s the 5th one of the day.

Team’s Mom : I’ll wrap all of you to Antarctica if you don’t stop and Sensei can’t stop me.

FLAMESSSSS : Suck my ass, all of you

CrustyKrab : Get back here you fucking NPC

Stabby : Aww are we playing tag? I wanna join!!

Team’s Mom : Why am I doing this…What has my life become…

Team Mom : I swear to god, I will personally deliver all of you to the nearest hero agency if you don’t stop destroying the bar.

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Stabby : Oh crap, Mom’s pulled out the big guns. TEAM SCATTER!!

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[ HEY HEY HEY TEACHERS ]   2:30 AM

Yellow Caterpillar : All Might, you need to stop your son from constantly breaking himself.

Yellow Caterpillar : @ G’ma Chiyo , Midoriya and Bakugou are heading to the infirmary, apparently Midoriya dislocated his shoulder this time.

G’ma Chiyo : They have just arrived and All Might do we need another talk on how hard you’re pushing the boy? This time it may be an accident but he’s still a kid.

Mighty! : I’m sorry! I’ll talk to him about not training so hard again, is Young Izuku okay? It’s not a bad dislocate right?

G’ma Chiyo : It’s fine, it’s nothing a little kiss can’t fix.

What is Sleep?™ : Good..when will he ever stop worrying me.

Yellow Caterpillar : You and me both kid.

What is Sleep?™ : I just want to wrap him up in bubble wrap, he’ll just be a safe burrito.

Yellow Caterpillar : With the problem child, I’m pretty sure he’ll be able to break himself in that state.

What is Sleep?™ :...That’s probably true.. *SIGH*

G’ma Chiyo : Don’t worry, I’ll talk to him about safety and selfcare. Now Shinsou go to sleep,it’s late and it’s a school day tomorrow.

What is Sleep?™ : I’ll try, no promises though. Night

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G’ma Chiyo : Now although I’m going to speak to him, I think All Might and Aizawa you should also try talking to him too. He really lacks self-preservation, he’s smart but has no regards with putting himself in danger.

Mighty! : I’ll try my best to talk to him about it… I mean he’s breaking himself mostly due to his quirk but he’s improving very quickly. The self-preservation portion about him was already there from the start..it'll be hard to get him to change but I’m sure with both Aizawa-kun and I talking to him we may be able to help.

G’ma Chiyo : Good good :) I hope to see him in my office lesser. Now All Might, I know you’re on dorm duty today but you should remember to get enough rest as well.

Mighty! : Yes Mam! Have a goodnight :)

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Yellow Caterpillar : I’ll talk to him during lunch tomorrow.

Yellow Caterpillar : And Chiyo, do you happen to have stronger medication for Hizashi? He won’t let me sleep unless he finishes this season of Gossip Girl. So maybe stronger medication will knock him out. I wonder how a sick person is able to have so much energy, I feel dead for almost 24/7 and I’m not sick.

OverLord : Aizawa just tell him that I said that he should rest up or I expect to see him tomorrow, sick or not :)

Yellow Caterpillar : Yep that worked rather well and real quickly. Thanks Nedzu.

OverLord : No problem , the health of our teachers are very important :) Night.

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Next Day

Yellow Caterpillar to LEMME SMASH [Private Chat]  11:30 AM

Yellow Caterpillar : I forgot to mention it to you earlier but please come to the faculty room during lunch.

LEMME SMASH : Is it about the dislocated arm..?

Yellow Caterpillar : Somewhat

LEMME SMASH : Somewhat..?

Yellow Caterpillar : Yes.

Yellow Caterpillar : You don’t have to bring lunch along.

LEMME SMASH : Okay..

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[DEKU PROTECTION CLASS 1-A]  11:40 AM

Smol Green Bean : omg I’m like sweating bullets rn, please prepare for my funeral. I’ll like to be buried with all my hero merch, especially all the All Might merch, please play playlist 1 in my ipod.

MOMo : Is something wrong Midoriya? Are you okay?

Smol Green Bean : When is nothing wrong and when am I okay?! Aizawa-sensei asked me to meet him during lunch,(in fucking 15 minutes) it's about my dislocated arm or I think generally because I keep breaking myself. Omg..what if he expels me!?

What is Sleep?™ : You’re worrying too much, I’m sure he won’t do that, he cares the most about you.

Walnut  : Well he does expel you, I guess we’ve just got another person to add to our hitlist. Despite the fact he’s my Dad right now.

What is Sleep?™ : Ahh.. maybe not the hitlist? Just the ‘torment for life’ list?

Yellow Caterpillar : You do remember I’m in this group as well right?

Smol Green Bean : Oh shit

Kamemenari : Is this enough evidence now Aizawa-sensei!?

Yellow Caterpillar : Language Midoriya and no it’s not Kaminari

Kamemenari : Well I suppose  living with possible psychopaths is not as bad as living in a haunted dorm but in this current situation I’m experiencing both. Help.

RockHard for you : They aren’t all bad :D

Kamemenari : Who is they?  Midoriya and boyfriends or the ghost/demons hanging about the dorms.

RockHard for you : Both of them :D

Kamemenari : Bro you need to stop hanging out with the emo gang

Kamemenari : We don’t need you getting possessed either or brainwashed into their cult/group.

Darkness my old friend : Who says that he isn’t possessed?

Kamemenari :

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LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Why the fuck did Pikachu throw his phone across the wall before sprinting and screaming?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : Tch. Eijirou will never be possessed, I’ll explode any harm that approaches him like the fireworks on 4th of July.

RockHard for you : Babe <3

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : No

RockHard for you : <3 <3

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER : <3

What is Sleep?™ : I still can’t believe Kirishima manage to tame explodo mckills.

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What is Sleep?™ : I expected more reaction online , but I guess he decided to forgo all that and go straight to killing. Well I better get going, I need the head start.

Yellow Caterpillar : You got yourself in this mess, I’m not helping unless one of you are dying. Do remember that there’s training today after classes.

What is Sleep?™ : Okay Dad. Can Shouto join training today?

Yellow Caterpillar : Sure, both of you need to work on stealth.

Smol Green Bean : Am I invited too..?

Yellow Caterpillar : No, i don’t need to fill up another stack of paperwork because you decided to break yourself.

Smol Green Bean : I’m not that bad

Yellow Caterpillar : Problem child

Yellow Caterpillar : Look into the mirror and ask yourself that.

Smol Green Bean : :(

What is Sleep?™ : As much as I don’t want to watch you break yourself, I don’t want you to be sad either, so yea Dad please?

Smol Green Bean : :D <3

Yellow Caterpillar : Fine. But he can only gives advice on how to better yourself, he won’t be involved in any combat or training.

Smol Green Bean :I guess it's better than nothing...

Yellow Caterpillar : Good, I’ll see you in 10 minutes Midoriya.

Smol Green Bean : Geez you had to remind me

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t need the sass Problem child and if it’s going to make you feel better, All Might will be here as well.

Smol Green Bean : All Might!!! I’ll be there in 5 minutes!

Yellow Caterpillar : If my class ever gets this excited to do homework it would be a miracle or I’m in another universe.

Pinky : Sensei we are not that bad!

Yellow Caterpillar : Are you sure about that.

Yellow Caterpillar : I’m still waiting for that essay, Ashido, Kaminari and Aoyama.

Kamemenari : @ Tape Dispenser @ RockHard for you   How could you betray us!? If I don’t submit my work in time we don’t submit together! If I die we are all dying together!We are a squad, we do everything together!

Pinky : You didn’t @ Bakugou though, he’s part of the squad too.

Pinky :  Oh and sensei, I may or may not have melted it with my acid by accident...

Tape Dispenser : The essay wasn’t that hard this time, we did the essay together, I would thought you had finished and submitted?

Kamemenari : Apparently that did not happen and I’m too young to die and when has Bakugou ever not submit an assignment in time? And now Bakugou is influencing Kiri.

Pinky  : Their relationship has brought positive change between them, it’s real cute but I’m kinda hurt too.

Yellow Caterpillar : I don’t care about all of this but I do expect your essay on my desk by tomorrow or you’ll be getting more work.

Pinky : Nooooo

Kamemenari : Sensei you can’t do this to us!!

*✧ ･ﾟ :* Sparkles *: ･ﾟ ✧*  : Sensei..I think I’ll be feeling sick for the whole week.

Yellow Caterpillar : Failure to submit will result in a downgrade to your overall grades too. I’m sure you want to pass this year.

Pinky : :’(

RockHard for you : I can always help! :)

MOMo : I’m also open to help anyone with difficulties

Pinky : Babe, KiriBro <3 I love all you, otw to the common room, see you both there.

Kamemenari : ughh...I’ll head there too I guess.

Tape Dispenser : Don’t worry I’ll help too, don’t think I would be a huge help compared to Momo but I’ll be trying :)

Froppy : ┏┓

┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

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Positive relationships and gayness.

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Uravity our Lady and Saviour : You’ve said it better than I ever could <3

Froppy : <3 Kero :)

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[HE NEED SOME MILK]

12:10 AM

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : Shouto are you planning to get anything for Dads?

Ice & FIYAAHHH : No..? Why are we getting things for them? Is it their birthday or something?

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) :,,,for someone who I thought was observant as hell and a fellow conspiracy theorist, I can’t believe you didn’t know today is father’s day.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Shut up, I didn’t even have time nor do I care when it’s father's day with the scumbag of a flaming sperm donor.

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : Oh..sorry. So umm any idea what you’re giving them?

LEMME SMASH : IT’S FATHER’S DAY?!?!!?SD FKJNGLVKJN

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : Yes, Izu are you okay?, I can hear you screeching into your pillow.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : See even Izu don’t remember it’s father’s day.

LEMME SMASH :Well excuse you, my father walked out when I was 3, I’ve only celebrated Mother’s day.

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : So why are you so worried that it’s father’s day?

Ice & FIYAAHHH : It’s for All Might duh.

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : Oh yea, totally forgot about that for a moment.

LEMME SMASH : You guys know he’s not my real Dad..but lately I may have started to see him as a father figure? Is that weird..omg will it be weird if I gave him a father’s day gift all of the sudden? What if doesn’t like the gift?! I don’t have a gift, what should I give omg. Should I give some to Aizawa-sensei too? I mean he calls me problem child and he sees our class as his kids? Mic-sensei too, he’s nice to me when I’m sad and all, he’s a good listener and good at giving advice too.

(=^･ｪ･^=) : Izuku you’re rambling again, now relax. I’m sure we can think of something to give :)  And I am certain that All Might, Aizawa and Mic would love whatever you give him, you could give him a hug or a card.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Izu I’m sure All Might sees you as his own kid too, he’s your mentor and he really cares a lot about you. And I’m sure Aizawa and Yamada would enjoy any gift from you.

LEMME SMASH : Okay..a card sounds like a nice place to start with.I’ll try to think of something else..

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Maybe I should make a card too. I don’t really know what Aizawa and Yamada likes so a card is safe. So what are you giving them Toshi?

(=^･ｪ･^=) : Well I’m giving Dad some cat cafe gift card,juice pouches and a massage offer and Loud Dad get some headphones since he broke his last one and pudding.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : That’s a lot of things...now a card feels inadequate.

(=^･ｪ･^=) : Don’t be put down with what I’m giving, it all matters is the love and thought you have put into the gift. They’ll be over the moon to even get something from you since the you’ve only been part of the family for two months.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : I think I have some idea on what to give them now but I’ll need both of your help.

LEMME SMASH : WE SHOULD BAKE SOMETHING FOR THEM.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : I was thinking of making some cookies.

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : And this is why the 3 of us are together, we are love each other, have(had) family issues (kinda) and we are on the same wavelength.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : I’ve never baked..and when I cook, things gets very messy and explosive. The only thing I’ve ever made successfully are cup noodles and burnt toast.

(=^ ･ｪ･ ^=) : I wonder how you were able to survive so long living in the dorms..or how the dorm survived you.The one time with the explosive pancake batter was not fun, we do not need a repeat of that.

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Don’t worry I’ll not start without the both of you here this time.

LEMME SMASH : Hm..I’m pretty sure we can borrow some cute cookie cutters from Satou too. Like cat shapes for Aizawa-sensei, music notes for Mic-sensei and All Might shape for All Might! (I’m glad I brought them from home)

Ice & FIYAAHHH : Sounds like a good idea, we can start baking now? Since none of us are planning to sleep anytime soon.

LEMME SMASH : We can, but we gotta keep quiet. I’ll go get the cookie cutters before Satou goes to sleep. Meet you guys in the kitchen in 5 minutes.

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