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brenurine: hi
brenurine: i made this chat bc i didn’t wanna scroll through a million messages for this chat
pweezy: PENIS
pweezy: PENIS
pweezy: PENIS
dallon: please stop,,
dallon: i’m with amelie.
pweezy: amelie is like 2 she can’t read
dallon: i wanna be a good influence to her.
pweezy: you’re friends with me that’s not gonna happen.
tyjo: what’s going on
brenurine: y’know how the school board is like up my ass bc i casted awsten as charlie price? they’re being transphobic dickheads.
PatrickStump: what did you do?
brenurine: i may or may not have cursed at them throughout the hearing and gotten expelled right at the beginning of senior year?
PatrickStump: for god’s sake brendon
PatrickStump: the board isn’t gonna take the arts seriously anymore.
not awsten: SERIOUSLY DUDE ILY BUT THIS ISNT HELPING THE PROBLEM MY MOMS PULLING ME OUT OF SCHOOL SINCE THEY KEEP CALLING ME BY MY OLD NAME ITS NOT WORTH IT
brenurine: ugh oh well it still feels good and my moms taking it well
vampireleith: i don’t know what’s happening and that’s okay
gay way: help someone explain i actually wanna know
PatrickStump: brendon wreaked havoc against the school board and wanted to complain about it so now we’re stuck here and i don’t know how to use my phone.
frnkiero: hi i just woke up and first of all ur user is ugly, second how are u talking if u dont know how to use it
tyjo: sit the fuck down franklin im the only one allowed to do that and it is 7pm
frnkiero: sleep doesn’t exist here.
gay way: frank you went to bed at noon you are basically living on european time
PatrickStump: am i the only one concerned that frank literally left in the middle of fourth period and slept in his car until now??
gay way: tbh not really he’s been doing that since he got a parking pass.
frnkiero: so far i haven’t been suspended bc the superintendent didn’t wanna deal with my hearing which is a relief for my mom and i.
gay way: our school is messed up.
PatrickStump: i wish this school system was better because i got put in regular classes when i should be taking college classes.
pweezy: nerd
dallon: leave patrick alone let him be a nerd.
dallon: jssiwpahd dcjjfdoal
brenurine: OH MY GOD DALLON KEYSMASHED
gay way: I KNOW
gay way: TODAY IS THE BEST DAY
gay way: JEJDJSKSKSJSJ
mikeyway: y’all are dumb amelie just grabbed his phone.
dallon: can confirm. i put her to bed now.
gay way: dammit.
mikeyway: gerard drive me to awsten’s place. i’m too lazy to drive.
gay way: fine. give me gas money though.
mikeyway: deal.
not awsten: YES OKAY OTTOS HERE TOO BUT HES IN THE SHOWER
brenurine: CAN I JOIN
not awsten: SURE
PatrickStump: i’m muting this chat now. why can’t any of us just text normally?
dallon: that’s what i’m wondering.