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I have no reason for having made this other than I just needed to work on something to satisfy the gay within
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Kim Jisoo entered chatroom
Kim Jisoo named groupchat Compass
Jisoo: Nice, nice!
Lisa: Why??
Jennie: Compass? Really?
Chaeyoung: Did you change it because we talked about how we'd be in the Kingsman universe?
Jisoo: Yes, let me live!
Kim Jisoo changed Kim Jennie's nickname to South.
Kim Jisoo changed Park Chaeyoung's nickname to North.
Kim Jisoo changed Lalisa Manoban's nickname to West.
Kim Jisoo changed her own nickname to East.
West: I dunno about ya'll, but I'm in love with this.
West: Jisoo, you extra piece of crap. I love you.
East: Aw babe! I love you, too!
South: Gross.
North: Don't pretend you didn't pout because they're not showing you affection
South: How would you know, huh??
North: I know you well enough, babe~
East: JENDDUKIE CMERE SO I CAN KISS YOU
South: We're filming for a show, Jichu-
South: Gotta hide the gay.
East: Aw, that's right ;-;
West: We'll have a cuddle pile waiting for you!!
North: Extra warm blankets and everything!
West: We can order food when you two get home~
South: asdfghjkl I'm soft for you fuckers
South: I love you all so much
East: We gotta go film for Running Man now, bye!!
East: Love you girls!!
North: Bye! Have fun and please be safe!!
South logged out of Compass.
East logged out of Compass.
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9:47pm
East logged into Compass
East: AHAHAHAHAHA
South logged into Compass
South: Stoooooop TT
West: Why, what happened???
East: YOU'LL SEE WHEN THE EPISODE AIRS BUT AHAHAHAHA
South: Rosie, Jisoo's bullying me!
North: Now now, Jisoo. No bullying Jennie.
South: Thank you!
North: Until after the episode airs, so we can all laugh.
South: DICK--
South: Not even dick, you dildo!
South: 'Cause you're a fake ass bitch!!
North: Lmao just get home you dorks. Lisa's waiting impatiently.
West: Any plans we had for a cuddle pile went out the window. I'm waiting for you two to get home, in bed, and I'm naked.
West: Jennie, Jisoo. You have thirty minutes before I get bored and get dressed.
East: WHAT-
South: SHIT WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
North: You girls have fun, I’m gonna go ahead and go grocery shopping~
West: Or you could watch us.
North: . . . On second thought, groceries can wait.