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[hopefulsprite added daeugusuga, whippedjoon and modelstatus to the chat]
hopefulsprite: GUYS
hopefulsprite: BIG PROBLEM
whippedjoon: what did you do
whippedjoon: and why are you trying to hide it from jimin and taehyung
hopefulsprite: UM OKAY SO
hopefulsprite: YOU KNOW HOW TAEHYUNG ASKED ME TO WATCH YEONTAN WHILE HE’S HERE FOR THE WEEKEND
modelstatus: did you kill his dog
daegusuga: he killed the dog
hopefulsprite: NO I DIDN’T KILL HIM
hopefulsprite: BUT I TOOK HIM FOR A WALK
hopefulsprite: AND HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN LOOSE
hopefulsprite: AND I’M RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO CATCH HIM AND I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
hopefulsprite: HE’S TOO FAST WHAT IF I LOSE HIM GOD DAMN IT
modelstatus: here's an idea
modelstatus: stop fucking texting and focus on catching the dog
hopefulsprite: FCNKSAD OKAY
hopefulsprite: update i don't know where he went
daegusuga: you really fucked up wow
daegusuga: if you lose taehyung's puppy he's gonna be depressed
daegusuga: we all know what depressed taehyung's puppy eyes can do to a man
daegusuga: you'll never be the same hobi
whippedjoon: i'd be more worried about jimin kicking your ass
modelstatus: or jungkook
modelstatus: you know how protective jungkook is
modelstatus: he'll strangle hobi lol
hopefulsprite: OH WATI I SEEH IM
hopefulsprite: FCACK
modelstatus: i hope someone is recording this
modelstatus: "idiot chases pomeranian" the movie
modelstatus: staring jung hoseok as the bad friend
whippedjoon: haha
whippedjoon: yeontan's a good boy though he'll probably run right back
whippedjoon: i would like to see that though lmao
whippedjoon: he probably looks ridiculous
hopefulsprite: update again
hopefulsprite: he's taunting me
hopefulsprite: he's just sitting there
hopefulsprite: staring
hopefulsprite: his stupid tongue
hopefulsprite: everytime i move he runs
hopefulsprite: FUCK
daegusuga: i can't wait to show all this to taehyung someday
hopefulsprite: oh god he's texting me oh fuc
[taetae, hopefulsprite chat]
taetae: hobi! how's it going with tannie?
hopefulsprite: great! he's napping uwu
hopefulsprite: he's so cute
taetae: aww
taetae: is he behaving?
hopefulsprite: yeah but he's super rowdy haha
hopefulsprite: running around like crazy
taetae: aw sorry he's still young
hopefulsprite: no problem! he's too small to do any damage so
[hopefulsprite, daegusuga, modelstatus, whippedjoon chat]
hopefulsprite: if lying is a sin i'm going to hell
daegusuga: you haven't caught him yet???
hopefulsprite: he's still sitting
hopefulsprite: staring
whippedjoon: you didn't bring any treats did you
hopefulsprite: if i did i wouldn't be here
modelstatus: remind me never to let you petsit
hopefulsprite: your sugargliders would hardly be an issue
modelstatus: you never know
hopefulsprite: okay wait he's coming over my god shshsh
whippedjoon: we're not there with you we can't be quiet lol
hopefulsprite: I SAID SH NAMJOON DAMMIT THE VIBRATION SCARED HIM
whippedjoon: oops
[gay supremacy]
busanmochi: hoseok why are you running around outside the dorms
busanmoch: you lost yeontan
hopefulsprite: JIMIN WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN
taetae: oh my god why is he off his leash
hopefulsprite: WHY ARE YOU BACK YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BACK FOR HOURS
taetae: change of plans...
modelstatus: lmfao busted
modelstatus: did you get him now?
busanmochi: he came right over to tae
busanmochi: what a loyal pup
hopefulsprite: so i'm gonna go back home right now um
hopefulsprite: wait no
hopefulsprite: no no no
hopefulsprite: jimin please
hopefulsprite: TAEHYUNG HELP
taetae: get him jimin
taetae: he almost lost my puppy :(
daegusuga: bye hoseok nice knowing you
hopefulsprite: nO
kookie: taetae he lost your puppy??
taetae: almost
kookie: i'm on my way
hopefulsprite: H ELP ME
whippedjoon: nah i'm good
daegusuga: too lazy
modelstatus: gotta go bye
hopefulsprite: !