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[whipped gays]
modelstatus: hey guys
modelstatus: so we have our big end of the year photography project
modelstatus: and taehyung is annoyed i don’t want to use him as my model
taetae: more than annoyed
modelstatus: because he’s also in that class
modelstatus: so it would be weird
taetae: BUT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO BE MY MODEL
taetae: AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH??
modelstatus: no!! i’m only gonna ask jimin because he fits the concept i want to do
taetae: i’m not pretty enough
taetae: i see. i get it.
whippedkookie: that’s a lie
whippedkookie: you’re the prettiest
taetae: thanks
cuddlymochi: you want me to be your model??
cuddlymochi: i’m,,,really? i’m not too like,,,
sleepysuga: if you even try to say you’re ugly i’ll personally kiss that idea out of you
modelstatus: jiminie you’d be perfect for this project
modelstatus: i’m doing a cute summer concept
taetae: which i would be PERFECT for
modelstatus: i mean sure but you suit darker sexier concepts
whippedkookie: W H A T
whippedkookie: he's a bby boy are you kidding he'd be the best summer model
sleepysuga: jungkook you're only saying that because you want to see pictures of him without a shirt
whippedkookie: shut up
modelstatus: exactly. jimin just went blonde anyway so it's perfect
lovebugjoon: jimin went blonde again??
lovebugjoon: send a pic !
cuddlymochi: aw ok
cuddlymochi:
sleepysuga: why are you so attractive huh
cuddlymochi: <3
lovebugjoon: cute
modelstatus: see? perfect summer blonde concept
taetae: fine. jungkookie can you be my model??
whippedkookie: really?
taetae: yeah you’d be hella fine
taetae: i'm doing an arcade theme so
whippedkookie: i’m down
taetae: cool
taetae: since i'm clearly not wanted elsewhere
modelstatus: taehyung stop being so salty
modelstatus: it’s not because i don’t think you’re pretty
cuddlymochi: he just thinks i’m prettier ^.^
taetae: hEY
taetae: MY MODELING PICTURES WILL PROVE YOU WRONG
cuddlymochi: too bad you need a class to be as pretty as me *hair flip*
taetae:
taetae: bitch it wasn’t no class that taught me to be this beautiful
taetae: i was blessed in the womb
cuddlymochi: psh
cuddlymochi: you’re not the only one with fancy pictures
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: look at that face
taetae: i’d rather nOT
taetae: listen,
taetae:
taetae: there’s no arguing with this ^
hopefulsprite: holy shit that’s hot
hopefulsprite: that's really fucking hot
lovebugojoon: damn taehyung
cuddlymochi: hm that's a good one but
cuddlymochi: you sure?
[cuddlymochi changed their name to prettymochi]
taetae: boi
[taetae changed their name to prettytae]
[whippedkooke, sleepysuga chat]
whippedkookie: hey
whippedkookie: are you having a hard time breathing too
sleepysuga: yes
sleepysuga: glad we’re on the same page
whippedkookie: they’re both pretty
sleepysuga: agreed
sleepysuga: but fuck jimin is an angel
whippedkookie: taehyung is a whole hottie
whippedkookie: that p o s e
whippedkookie: the a r m
whippedkookie: is it possible to have sex with a picture
sleepysuga: idk but if you figure it out let me know
whippedkookie: we’re fucked
sleepysuga: so fucked
[whipped gays]
prettymochi: copy cat
prettymochi:
prettymochi: you’re not prettier than me, try again
prettytae:
[whippedkookie, sleepysuga cat]
whippedkookie: OH MAN
whippedkookie: HOLY SHIT
sleepysuga: damn
sleepysuga: your boyfriend is fine
whippedkookie: I THINK I JUST CAME
whippedkookie: FUCK
sleepysuga: i don’t blame you
[whipped gays]
prettymochi: DAMN LOOK AT YOU
prettymochi: TAEHYUNG!!!!
prettytae: ;)
prettymochi: LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND
prettymochi: HE’S FINE AS FUCK
[pretty mochi changed their name to cuddlymochi]
cuddlymochi: ok but
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: i’m cuter?
prettytae: absolutely
cuddlymochi: love u
prettytae: love u too
lovebugjoon: you two have the strangest friendship
prettytae: yup <3
modelstatus: where’d kookie and yoongi go
modelstatus: you’d think they’d like to be in this chat
[whippedkookie, sleepysuga chat]
sleepysuga: bitch what is jimin so cute for
sleepysuga: who gave him the right
whippedkookie: idk man
whippedkookie: who gave taehyung the right to wear a LIP RING IN BLACK AND WHITE
whippedkookie: i screamed
sleepysuga: fluffy hair…
sleepysuga: always looks so damn huggable wtf
whippedkookie: tae always looks so damn fuckable
sleepysuga: shit
sleepysuga: hey do you know any good breathing exercise
whippedkookie: i do but i don’t remember
whippedkookie: my lungs aren’t working rn
sleepysuga: lmk if you remember
sleepysuga: i need them i might die
whippedkookie: if i don’t die i’ll tell u
whippedkookie: i don’t think my heart is working properly either
sleepysuga: looks like we’ll die together
whippedkookie: nice knowing you
whippedkookie: hopefully they bury me with those pics
sleepysuga: ^^^
[whipped gays]
whippedkookie: yeah we’re here
sleepysuga: sadly
modelstatus: …..hm
modelstatus: did you like any of those pictures?
sleepysuga: yeah, cute why
whippedkookie: mhm
prettytae: …..
cuddlymochi: ……
[cuddlymochi, prettytae chat]
prettytae: they’re lying
cuddlymochi: totally lying
[whipped gays]
modelstatus: just cute?
sleepysuga: what else did you want me to say
whippedkookie: they’re cool
hopefulsprite: i am suspiscion
lovebugjoon: me too
whippedkookie: about what
whippedkookie: ofc we think they’re cute
lovebugjoon: JUST cute?
modelstatus: ^
sleepysuga: yes?
[whippedkookie, sleepysuga chat]
whippedkookie: more like ridiculously beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, i can’t fucking breathe right because of the beauty
sleepysuga: ikr
[whipped gays]
modelstatus: you two are hiding something
cuddlymochi:
i like this one
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: opinions, yoongi?
[whippedkookie, sleepysuga chat]
sleepysuga: boner alert
sleepysuga: boner alert
sleepysuga: have you figured out how to have sex with a picture yet
sleepysuga: there’s a neck that needs kissing
whippekookie: no but i wish i did
[whipped gays]
sleepysuga: nice
sleepysuga: your hair looks good
[cuddlymochi, prettytae chat]
cuddlymochi: boi
prettytae: hold on let me try
[whipped gays]
prettytae: kookie what do you think about this one? :)
prettytae:
whippedkookie: shit fuck yoongi he's sexy what do i do
whippedkookie: i seriously gotta find out how to have sex with a picture damn it
whippedkookie: ....yoongi?
whippedkookie: oh fuck
sleepysuga: yep
whippedkookie: um
modelstatus: nice job
[cuddlymochi, prettytae chat]
prettytae: BUSTED
cuddlymochi: DAMN YOU GOT HIM GOOD
[whipped gays]
lovebugjoon: so jungkook
lovebugjoon: you and yoongi were chatting huh?
sleepysuga: nope
whippedkookie: fine
whippedkookie:
[screenshot]
prettytae: HAHA AW
cuddlymochi: !!! SO CUTE YOU TWO ARE FUNNY
sleepysuga: and you two are sexy as fuck
sleepysuga: i'm gonna go take a nap now bye
cuddlymochi: hehe <3
[whipped gays]
modelstatus: btw, taehyung
modelstatus: you won with a dark and sexy picture
modelstatus: and said jimin was cuter
modelstatus; you just proved three of my points
prettytae: ..........
prettytae: FINE
prettytae: oh, jungkookie
prettytae: i have the secret to that btw
prettytae: it's called "i'll be over in 15"
whippedkookie: ....
whippedkookie: hurry up baby