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[lovebugjoon, kookiebun chat]
kookiebun: hyung :(((
kookiebun: how do i cheer taetae up
kookiebun: i’ve tried everything
lovebugjoon; aw it's that bad?
kookiebun: worse than the dumpling incident
kookiebun: they’re really fighting
lovebugjoon: poor babies
kookiebun: taetae won’t stop sulking and crying and idk what to do
kookiebun: he doesn’t even wanna have sex
lovebugjoon: whoa he must be really sad
kookiebun: !!
kookiebun: aside from jimin you know him best
kookiebun: what do i doooo
lovebugjoon: strawberry milkshake?
kookiebun: did that
kookiebun: he just put it in the fridge and left it
lovebugjoon: cuddles?
kookiebun: doing that but they have no effect
lovebugjoon: sing to him?
kookiebun: also did that but then he started crying again
lovebugjoon: sheesh
lovebugjoon: idk then
kookiebun: this is a special kind of sad i haven’t seen before
kookiebun: those two are so close
kookiebun: this isn’t good for them
lovebugjoon: yeah
lovebugjoon: they really need each other to function
lovebugjoon: it's so sweet but at the same time dangerous
kookiebun: yeah :(
kookiebun: ok well thanks anyway
lovebugjoon: hope he feels better :))
[sleepysuga, modelstatus chat]
sleepysuga: hey ur good at this stuff
sleepysuga: i’ve tried everything jimin will literally not stop crying
sleepysuga: i’m so worried about him i haven’t seen him like this in a really really long time
modelstatus: aww no :(((
modelstatus: he really loves tae
modelstatus: this hit him really deep
sleepysuga: no kidding
sleepysuga: he showed me the texts
sleepysuga: they’re both being stupid
modelstatus: agreed
modelstatus: i’m sure you’ve already cuddled the heck out of him
sleepysuga: correct
modelstatus: ummm funny movies? he likes those
sleepysuga: i tried but he doesn’t want to
modelstatus: how about cute animal videos
modelstatus: he looooooooves those
sleepysuga: oh you’re right i forgot about that
sleepysuga: thanks hyung
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[space butterflies]
lovebugjoon: aren’t trees lovely
lovebugjoon: they really are the backbone of life on earth
lovebugjoon: such incredible structures
lovebugjoon: simultaneously conscious and unconscious
lovebugjoon: it's truly special
sunshinehobi: no
sunshinehobi: i’m not talking about trees at 2 am go to sleep
modelstatus: if tae’s not the one waking us up
modelstatus: you can count on joon
lovebugjoon: i just think it's incredible how self sufficient they are without being able to move or speak
lovebugjoon: all plants really
lovebugjoon: like how they grow towards the sun
lovebugjoon: its fascinating
sunshinehobi: he’s not gonna stop is he
modelstatus: ofc not
taeberry: i’m so tired pls go to sleep
sunshinehobi: whoa tae is telling us to go to sleep???
modelstatus: fEEL OUR PAIN MR. TAELOSOPHY
cuddlymochi: you’re one to talk tae
taeberry: oh look he decided to grace me with his presence
taeberry: how polite
cuddlymochi: i thought you were tired
lovebugjoon: guys…
cuddlymochi: go to sleep
cuddlymochi: everyone hates hearing from you at this time of night
taeberry: then why are you talking
taeberry: “fuck off” as you would say
cuddlymochi: oh right i forgot you want nothing to do with me
[cuddlymochi left that chat]
modelstatus: guys come on
[taeberry left the chat]
sunshinehobi: yikes
sunshinehobi: that’s not good
sunshinehobi: uh oh brb jimin’s crying again
lovebugjoon: :(
lovebugjoon: its also really cool that trees show us that death can be a beautiful thing
modelstatus: namjoon
lovebugjoon: in the fall when they’re dying, its still so beautiful to look at
lovebugjoon: all those colors
modelstatus: namjoon.
lovebugjoon: we as humans look at death the wrong nature
lovebugjoon: but nature also reminds us that everything she does is beautiful
modelstatus: sweetheart
modelstatus: not the time
lovebugjoon: but no matter how scary it can be to watch the world die
lovebugjoon: it always comes back in full bloom
lovebugjoon: like friendships
lovebugjoon: they’ll be okay
lovebugjoon: they’ll bloom again
modelstatus: never again
modelstatus: never talk about trees again
lovebugjoon: i thought that was really poetic :(
lovebugjoon: and related to the issue at hand
modelstatus: uh huh okay
modelstatus: go to sleep i love you
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[sleepysuga, kookiebun chat]
sleepysuga: ok what is it with jimin
sleepysuga: that everytime he gets into it with someone
sleepysuga: he has a nightmare
kookiebun: aww poor jiminie
kookiebun: tae told me he’s been like that since he was little
kookiebun: he tends to have really bad dreams when he gets upset
kookiebun: like apparently one time, when he was two years old he lost his favorite teddy bear
kookiebun: and he had nightmares until his parents found it behind the washing machine
sleepysuga: omg how pure
sleepysuga: i love my baby
sleepysuga: it's just wow he has so many of them??
kookiebun: lol i know
kookiebun: is he okay though?
sleepysuga: yeah
sleepysuga: hobi was actually great
sleepysuga: he made him smile so fast
kookiebun: hobi’s good at that
sleepysuga: indeed
sleepysuga: he’s just moping now, i’m trying to convince him not to skip class
kookiebun: same
[space butterflies]
modelstatus: guys
modelstatus: i found something truly wonderful today
modelstatus: a whole blessing
modelstatus:
modelstatus: look at it
sunshinehobi: hyung what the fuck
lovebugjoon: you’re so pretty omg
lovebugjoon: BABY YOU’RE SO PRETTY
lovebugjoon: wow i love you
sunshinehobi: namjoon did you notice the uhhh UNICORN ONESIE
lovebugjoon: its cute
sleepysuga: where even are you
modelstatus: i found it in the theatre department
modelstatus: their costume storage closet is AMAZING
modelstatus: sandeul and i are messing around with them and i want to keep this
lovebugjoon: you should its so cute
kookiebun: you look stupid
modelstatus: YOU LOOK STUPID
kookiebun: you look more stupid
modelstatus: you ARE stupid
kookiebun: you’re more stupid
modelstatus: you’re the stupidest
kookiebun: you’re the stupidestest
kookiebun: stupid of all stupid
kookiebun: stupidhead supreme
modelstatus: alright fuck off
modelstatus: let me enjoy my rainbow unicorn onesie in piece
sunshinehobi: i think you should steal it
sunshinehobi: no one will know
modelstatus: i think i will
modelstatus: if anyone asks i’ll say i was using it for a project
sunshinehobi: perfect
modelstatus: wonderful
modelstatus: i will be taking this now goodbye