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Chapter 178: 178 - jin's unicorn onesie

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[lovebugjoon, kookiebun chat]

kookiebun: hyung :(((

kookiebun: how do i cheer taetae up

kookiebun: i’ve tried everything

lovebugjoon; aw it's that bad?

kookiebun: worse than the dumpling incident

kookiebun: they’re really fighting

lovebugjoon: poor babies

kookiebun: taetae won’t stop sulking and crying and idk what to do

kookiebun: he doesn’t even wanna have sex

lovebugjoon: whoa he must be really sad

kookiebun: !!

kookiebun: aside from jimin you know him best 

kookiebun: what do i doooo

lovebugjoon: strawberry milkshake?

kookiebun: did that

kookiebun: he just put it in the fridge and left it

lovebugjoon: cuddles?

kookiebun: doing that but they have no effect

lovebugjoon: sing to him? 

kookiebun: also did that but then he started crying again

lovebugjoon: sheesh

lovebugjoon: idk then

kookiebun: this is a special kind of sad i haven’t seen before

kookiebun: those two are so close

kookiebun: this isn’t good for them 

lovebugjoon: yeah

lovebugjoon: they really need each other to function 

lovebugjoon: it's so sweet but at the same time dangerous 

kookiebun: yeah :(

kookiebun: ok well thanks anyway

lovebugjoon: hope he feels better :))

 

[sleepysuga, modelstatus chat]

sleepysuga: hey ur good at this stuff

sleepysuga: i’ve tried everything jimin will literally not stop crying

sleepysuga: i’m so worried about him i haven’t seen him like this in a really really long time

modelstatus: aww no :((( 

modelstatus: he really loves tae

modelstatus: this hit him really deep 

sleepysuga: no kidding

sleepysuga: he showed me the texts

sleepysuga: they’re both being stupid

modelstatus: agreed

modelstatus: i’m sure you’ve already cuddled the heck out of him

sleepysuga: correct

modelstatus: ummm funny movies? he likes those

sleepysuga: i tried but he doesn’t want to 

modelstatus: how about cute animal videos

modelstatus: he looooooooves those

sleepysuga: oh you’re right i forgot about that

sleepysuga: thanks hyung 

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[space butterflies]

lovebugjoon: aren’t trees lovely

lovebugjoon: they really are the backbone of life on earth

lovebugjoon: such incredible structures

lovebugjoon: simultaneously conscious and unconscious 

lovebugjoon: it's truly special 

sunshinehobi: no

sunshinehobi: i’m not talking about trees at 2 am go to sleep

modelstatus: if tae’s not the one waking us up

modelstatus: you can count on joon

lovebugjoon: i just think it's incredible how self sufficient they are without being able to move or speak 

lovebugjoon: all plants really

lovebugjoon: like how they grow towards the sun 

lovebugjoon: its fascinating

sunshinehobi: he’s not gonna stop is he

modelstatus: ofc not 

taeberry: i’m so tired pls go to sleep 

sunshinehobi: whoa tae is telling us to go to sleep???

modelstatus: fEEL OUR PAIN MR. TAELOSOPHY

cuddlymochi: you’re one to talk tae

taeberry: oh look he decided to grace me with his presence 

taeberry: how polite

cuddlymochi: i thought you were tired

lovebugjoon: guys…

cuddlymochi: go to sleep

cuddlymochi: everyone hates hearing from you at this time of night

taeberry: then why are you talking 

taeberry: “fuck off” as you would say

cuddlymochi: oh right i forgot you want nothing to do with me

[cuddlymochi left that chat]

modelstatus: guys come on

[taeberry left the chat]

sunshinehobi: yikes

sunshinehobi: that’s not good

sunshinehobi: uh oh brb jimin’s crying again 

lovebugjoon: :(

lovebugjoon: its also really cool that trees show us that death can be a beautiful thing

modelstatus: namjoon

lovebugjoon: in the fall when they’re dying, its still so beautiful to look at

lovebugjoon: all those colors

modelstatus: namjoon.

lovebugjoon: we as humans look at death the wrong nature

lovebugjoon: but nature also reminds us that everything she does is beautiful

modelstatus: sweetheart

modelstatus: not the time

lovebugjoon: but no matter how scary it can be to watch the world die

lovebugjoon: it always comes back in full bloom

lovebugjoon: like friendships

lovebugjoon: they’ll be okay

lovebugjoon: they’ll bloom again

modelstatus: never again

modelstatus: never talk about trees again

lovebugjoon: i thought that was really poetic :(

lovebugjoon: and related to the issue at hand

modelstatus: uh huh okay

modelstatus: go to sleep i love you

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[sleepysuga, kookiebun chat]

sleepysuga: ok what is it with jimin

sleepysuga: that everytime he gets into it with someone

sleepysuga: he has a nightmare

kookiebun: aww poor jiminie

kookiebun: tae told me he’s been like that since he was little

kookiebun: he tends to have really bad dreams when he gets upset

kookiebun: like apparently one time, when he was two years old he lost his favorite teddy bear

kookiebun: and he had nightmares until his parents found it behind the washing machine

sleepysuga: omg how pure

sleepysuga: i love my baby

sleepysuga: it's just wow he has so many of them??

kookiebun: lol i know

kookiebun: is he okay though?

sleepysuga: yeah

sleepysuga: hobi was actually great 

sleepysuga: he made him smile so fast 

kookiebun: hobi’s good at that

sleepysuga: indeed

sleepysuga: he’s just moping now, i’m trying to convince him not to skip class

kookiebun: same 

 

[space butterflies]

modelstatus: guys

modelstatus: i found something truly wonderful today

modelstatus: a whole blessing 

modelstatus: 

modelstatus: look at it

sunshinehobi: hyung what the fuck

lovebugjoon: you’re so pretty omg

lovebugjoon: BABY YOU’RE SO PRETTY

lovebugjoon: wow i love you

sunshinehobi: namjoon did you notice the uhhh UNICORN ONESIE

lovebugjoon: its cute

sleepysuga: where even are you

modelstatus: i found it in the theatre department

modelstatus: their costume storage closet is AMAZING

modelstatus: sandeul and i are messing around with them and i want to keep this

lovebugjoon: you should its so cute

kookiebun: you look stupid

modelstatus: YOU LOOK STUPID 

kookiebun: you look more stupid

modelstatus: you ARE stupid

kookiebun: you’re more stupid

modelstatus: you’re the stupidest

kookiebun: you’re the stupidestest

kookiebun: stupid of all stupid

kookiebun: stupidhead supreme

modelstatus: alright fuck off

modelstatus: let me enjoy my rainbow unicorn onesie in piece

sunshinehobi: i think you should steal it

sunshinehobi: no one will know

modelstatus: i think i will

modelstatus: if anyone asks i’ll say i was using it for a project

sunshinehobi: perfect

modelstatus: wonderful

modelstatus: i will be taking this now goodbye