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Rantaro added Shuichi, Kokichi, and Kaede to Group Project

Rantaro: Alright, first things first.

Rantaro: We need to split up the work.

Kokichi: Awwww...

Kokichi: Can't I have a LITTLE fun first?

Rantaro: Kokichi, last time I said yes to that, I was renamed "Avacadon't"

Kaede: KOKICHI OUMA. NO. WE DO NOT DISRESPECT THE GREAT POWER OF THE AVOCADO.

Shuichi: Ooh, you just got surnamed.

Shuichi: By KAEDE.

Rantaro: You have a death wish.

Rantaro: Smh...

Kokichi: Stop ganging up on me!!

Rantaro: Anyone who uses an even number of exclamation points is gay. That's a fact.

Shuichi: You used two exclamation points when you told me about Kirumi's home-made guacamole???

Kokichi: OOH, EXPOSED!

Rantaro: Touché.

Kaede: Notice how he's not denying anything.

Rantaro: ;)))

Kokichi: AHDGDUJWOQPDJXNCNBEEYYSHWUWISN

Shuichi: QPOSNXOAKSJDJEJSJEJWJKWJWOQKQJSNDNNDHEHWNS

Kaede: You got two keyboard smashes.

Kaede: Good job.

Shuichi: Actually, Miu predicted this.

Rantaro: I don't think I want to know.

Shuichi: You don't.

Kokichi changed Rantaro's name to Avacado Twink

Avocado Twink: Not wrong, tbh.

Kaede: AVOCADO TWINK, I'M WHEEZING.

Shuichi: Hold up.

Kaede: Okay, now I'm scared.

Shuichi changed Kokichi's name to Eggplant Twink

Eggplant Twink: .......

Shuichi: Oh no, I'm scared for what he's gonna do...

Avocado Twink: I never knew Shuichi was vengeful! You learn some thing new every day...

Kaede: You're worried about THAT and NOT whatever Kokichi is planning???

Kokichi changed Shuichi's name to Glass Closet

Kaede: AONWHQODLMCLWNENS

Avocado Twink: Aw, I wanted him to match.

Glass Closet: You knew I was bi?

Glass Closet: H O W ?

Eggplant Twink: You had a HUGE crush on like... Half the guys in class at some point in time.

Eggplant Twink: And dated Kaede for, like, two months.

Kaede: LMAOOOOOO

Glass Closet: Wtf

Kaede: You were in the closet, but it was made of glass.

Avocado Twink: Notice how he isn't denying anything.

Kaede: YOU STOLE THAT

Kaede: IM SUING

Kaede: SEE YOU IN COURT, BISH

Kaede: Oh, also, tbh, you had a chance with, like, all of them.

Glass Closet: W h a t

Avocado Twink: Oh yeah, every guy had a crush on you at some point in time.

Avocado Twink: Except for Ryoma and Gonta, because they're ace/aro icons.

Glass Closet: Wait, EVERYONE ELSE?

Eggplant Twink: OKAY, changing the topic!

Eggplant Twink: We all have names... Except one.

Kaede: Oh no.

Glass Closet: Press F to pay your respects.

Avocado Twink:

Kaede: WTF RANTARO???

Avocado Twink: That's what you get for sending me pictures of geckos at 3 in the morning.

Kaede: JANWJQOJDNCJENHEEN

Glass Closet: EXPOSED.

Eggplant Twink changed Kaede's name to Lemon Twink

Lemon Twink: Lol, I'm too thic to be a twink.

Avocado Twink: I feel insulted by that. I am wounded.

Eggplant Twink: No you aren't.

Lemon Twink: I don't wanna match you though.

Eggplant Twink: Fair enough.

Eggplant Twink changed Lemon Twink's name to Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy

Avocado Twink: Very complicated way to say she's bi.

Avocado Twink: Not that I'm complaining.

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: NANAONWOQOWPXKDIHEHSHE

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: How do you even know???

Eggplant Twink: Cause' you had a huge crush on mom.

Eggplant Twink: And dated Shuichi.

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy:

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: Touché.

Avocado Twink: Hold up, I'm gonna do something I'll regret.

Eggplant Twink: Press F to pay your respects.

Glass Closet: F

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: F

Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: Please change my name though.

Avocado Twink changed Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy's name to Clair de Lemon

Clair de Lemon: Nice.

Glass Closet: WAIT, WE NEVER STUDIED!!!

Avocado Twink added Angie, Keebo, Tsgumi, and 9 others to Group Project

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Angie: Atua says this will end in disaster! Angie believes she must let Atua be there to help and guide her friends through the turmoil.

Avocado Twink: I some how already regret my choice, and nothing happened yet.

Miu: Avocado Twink? Who the fuck ARE you?

Gonta: Gonta not understand... Gonta sorry...

Kirumi: It's okay, Gonta. Don't worry about it.

Maki: Stop.

Avocado Twink: No.

Eggplant Twink: Mood.

Clare de Lemon: You're one to talk.

Miu: OOOOOOOOF!

Glass Closet: You just got ROASTED.

Kaito: Who tf are the named people???

Korekiyo: Allow me to take a guess on who these disappointments to society are.

Tenko: You're one to talk, degenerate!

Himiko: Now now.

Tenko: Sorry bae. <3

Himiko: <3

Eggplant Twink: GAG

Korekiyo: "Avocado Twink" is obvious.

Tsugumi: Really? Who?

Ryoma: Who ELSE do we call an avocado?

Avocado Twink: You caught me.

Kaito: I still don't get it...

Glass Closet: How are you THIS stupid?

Maki: I'm disappointed in you.

Kaito: Sorry hun. :((

Maki: SHUT

Tenko: For you DEGENERATE MALE, I won't say!

Gonta: Gonta know who it is! Gonta not understand name still...

Clare de Lemon: Seriously, REALLY don't worry about it.

Gonta: Okay!!!

Korekiyo: Anyway, Avocado Twink is obviously Amami.

Tsugumi: OOOOOH! That makes sense!

Avocado Twink: Yep.

Avocado Twink: And tbh, it's true.

Miu: So...

Miu: I WAS RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME???

Miu: I am shook.

Clare de Lemon: Miu, you're pan and you can spot another queer person from a mile away. You're not THAT shook.

Glass Closet: MIU, YOU LITERALLY MADE A LIST OF EVERYONE'S SEXUALITY AND YOU LISTED HIM GAY. HOW ARE YOU SURPRISED.

Miu: Wait, how did you know?!?

Glass Closet: I saw it in your lab when Keebo asked me to help him find scrap metal in there for an assignment in science.

Eggplant Twink: You got EXPOSED.

Korekiyo: Hello, Kokichi. Please go commit die.

Eggplant Twink: OQBDKZNALMEPENENS

Eggplant Twink: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME???

Korekiyo: Because Kaito is the only other one we have ever called an eggplant, and he is currently not nicknamed.

Kaito: DON'T REMIND HIM!!!

Eggplant Twink: Thanks for reminding me. >:3

Eggplant Twink changed Kaito's name to I Believe I Can Fly

I Believe I Can Fly: Delete your account.

Eggplant Twink: THAT REMINDS ME!

I Believe I Can Fly: NO.

Eggplant Twink: YES.

Eggplant Twink changed Maki's name to Go Commit Die

Tenko: I can't even disagree.

Himiko: Even if I wanted to disagree, I couldn't.

Glass Closet: Sad, but true!

I Believe I Can Fly: Sorry, Maki Roll, but I gotta agree...

Clare de Lemon: Accurate, lmao.

Gonta: Gonta not understand?

Clare de Lemon: It's a meme. I'll show you later.

Tsugumi: True.

Korekiyo: Pretty much.

Miu: Yep!

Keebo: Sadly... Yes.

Ryuma: I'd be even more disappointed with Kokichi than usual, but he's not wrong.

Kirumi: Improper grammar, but yes.

Eggplant Twink: Sigh...

Eggplant Twink: Mom, even you???

Kirumi: I am merely doing my job.

Eggplant Twink changed Kirumi's name to Mom Friend

Miu: Do me next!

Eggplant Twink: This is sexual harassment.

Miu: Not like that, you nasty pervert!

Eggplant Twink: That's tame for you.

Eggplant Twink changed Miu's name to Sharpay

Sharpay: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKED!

Eggplant Twink: I know. I don't care.

Korekiyo: Anyway, Clare de Lemon is Kaede, because it's piano related, which means Glass Closet is Shuichi, or else we would've seen his name.

Glass Closet: No dip Sherlock.

I Believe I Can Fly: Wtf even is that name tho

Glass Closet: Long story.

Eggplant Twink: GUYS. I got two ideas.

Clare de Lemon: OH NO.

Avocado Twink: Rip our sanity.

Glass Closet: Press F to pay respect.

Tsugumi: F

Korekiyo: F

Mom Friend: F

Clare de Lemon: F

Avocado Twink: F

Sharpay: F

Tenko: F

Gonta: F!!!! :D

Keebo: F

Eggplant Twink changed Keebo's name to Iron Midget

I Believe I Can Fly: F

Angie: F

Himiko: F

Go Commit Die: F

Eggplant Twink changed Sharpay's name to Multiple Orgasms

Ryoma: F

Avocado Twink: Rip Keebo

Iron Midget: This is robophobic! Are you saying we all look the same?!?

Eggplant Twink: EVERYONE'S A LITTLE BIT RACIST SOMETIMES

Avocado Twink: ...

Avocado Twink: That doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes

Eggplant Twink: I AM SHOOK

Eggplant Twink: MY DEAR RANTARO KNOWS WESTERN MUSICALS

Avocado Twink: Yeah.

Avocado Twink: Long story short, I was suuuuuuuper high, and when I woke up sober, I realized I left my phone out, and high me thought it was a great idea to buy a bunch of Western musical soundtracks.

Eggplant Twink: That... That is truly beautiful... Brings a tear to my eye.

Avocado Twink: Tbh, it's probably good that I have them now, because the only Western musicals my sisters knew before that happened were Newsies, High School Musical (1, 2, and 3) Legally Blonde, Mean Girls, and a bunch of Disney stuff.

Eggplant Twink: Rip.

Glass Closet: You make either good choices of bad choices when you're high, and I can't tell which.

Clare de Lemon: You're pretty chill when you're high.

I Believe I Can Fly: When is he NOT chill?

Clare de Lemon: Touché.

Eggplant Twink: GUUUUUUUYS!

Eggplant Twink: You're gonna listen up and stop ignoring me!

Eggplant Twink: We're gonna play...

Eggplant Twink: TRUTH OR DARE OVER TEXT!

Ryoma has left the chat

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Ryoma: F U C K

Eggplant Twink: Like what I did to your mom?

Ryoma: Lmao, like you'd fuck my mom

Eggplant Twink: Is that a challange?

Avocado Twink: I am now highly disturbed.

Multiple Orgasms: Lol, same.

Glass Closet: On god...

Clair de Lemon: What

Glass Closet: Every single FUCKING TIME I think we might act normal, this happens.

I Believe I Can Fly: OOOOOOOOOOF

Multiple Orgasms: SHUICHI IS PIIIIIIISSED

Eggplant Twink: Ur welcome :)))

Glass Closet: Do you have a death wish

Eggplant Twink: Yes

Glass Closet: That's a lie

Eggplant Twink: *joke

Glass Closet: Stop being edgy

Eggplant Twink: Says the guy who wears all black, pants and long sleeve shirt, in the middle of summer

Glass Closet:

Multiple Orgasms: I'm gonna say it for him. Touché.

Eggplant Twink changed Glass Closet's name to Ouch the Edge

Avocado Twink: I swear to god, Miu, don't you say it...

Multiple Orgasms: Ouch.

Avocado Twink: And you said it...

Eggplant Twink: Now that THAT'S settled, let the game begin!

Clair de Lemon: We can just meet up and play normally???

Clair de Lemon: We're all on campus????????

Eggplant Twink: Lol, no we aren't

Eggplant Twink: Besides, that's boring

Ouch the Edge: No, you just wants pictures. Pics or it didn't happen, right?

Eggplant Twink: You wound me.

Eggplant Twink: Not wrong though, lol.

Mom Friend: If this game ends with any messes, just alert me.

Eggplant Twink: Aw... You not gonna play?

Mom Friend: Unfortunately, no, as I cannot ask questions or give tasks, as that would be the opposite of fulfilling my role as a maid.

Eggplant Twink: Fine...

I Believe I Can Fly: BACK FROM THE SHOPPING TRIP TO THIS

Avocado Twink: I was wondering where you guys were!

 Go Commit Die: We had to stop texting you during the drive.

Eggplant Twink: Everyone who's here, press F

Clair de Lemon: F

Multiple Orgasms: F

Ryoma: F...

Ouch the Edge: F

Avocado Twink: F

Iron Midget: F

Tsumugi: F

Tenko: F

Himiki: F

Korekiyo: F

Angie: F

Gonta: F!!!!!! :D

Eggplant Twink: One thing before we start.

Eggplant Twink changed Ryoma's name to Evil Midget

Ouch the Edge: You're one to talk.

Eggplant Twink: I'll choose to ignore that.

Eggplant Twink changed Angie's name to Atuaspell

Eggplant Twink changed Gonta's name to Smol Bean

Eggplant Twink changed Tenko's name to Tumblr

Eggplant Twink changed Tsumugi's name to Now on Wattpad

Eggplant Twink changed Korekiyo's name to Thriller

Eggplant Twink changed Himiko's name to Probably Otherkin

Thriller: Thriller?

Eggplant Twink: Michael Jackson, bish

Thriller: I may not know who that is, but for now I will respect this choice of name.

Atuaspell: Atua says you are a madman, with evil worshipping names!

Eggplant Twink: A madman is just a mature madlad

Ouch the Edge: Stop

Eggplant Twink: No

Ouch the Edge: Ok

I Believe I Can Fly: YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HIM DO THIS???

Ouch the Edge: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Eggplant Twink: HAHA!

I Believe I Can Fly: Fuck you

Eggplant Twink: I'd fuck me