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    An alien drops out of the sky and the world breaks.

    Earth has never had to deal with anything like this before. So when Fiction invades Reality, who do you get to help? Why, the actor who plays the character that’s trying to take over the world, naturally.

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    “We need your help.”

    “I don’t see how I can help. I’m an actor, not a tactician or a diplomat.”

    “Mr. Hiddleston, there is every indication that the alien who is currently holding your parliament hostage is exactly who he appears to be, and that makes you the world’s number one expert on dealing with this situation. Yes, it’s nuts, but a fictional being just waltzed onto our planet and is threatening to destroy everything if he doesn’t get his way, so you’ll excuse me if I’m willing to play a little fast and loose with normal sanity.”

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