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“I guess this is the part where I’m supposed to thank you four idiots for watching our little brats, right? Well fuck that! Jut keep them safe and if any of you dumbasses do anything to them, I’ll fuckin’ kill you!” said the one and only Katsuki Bakugou, who was currently glaring at Eijirou Kirishima and Hanta Sero. 

Besides him, his husband, rolled his eyes.  

“Ignore Katsuki, but we truly are grateful your help when it comes to babysitting our darling girls. After all, we could’ve went our families for help, but the fact that you four offered has left us truly humbled.” Fumikage Bakugou politely said, roughly elbowing his husband in his side.

That’s right, Katsuki and Fumikage were married. 

The two men had started their relationship way back during their first year at the prestigious U.A. Hero Academy, while also shocking literally all of their classmates. After all, who’d ever expect for the King of Explosions and the Emo Prince of Darkness— who were both so very different— to actually be dating? et the blond and his birdheaded boyfriend had managed to prove everyone wrong as their affections for each other never seemed to fade. Of course, throughout the years the two dealt with arguments (both petty and serious) and ‘needing time apart,’ but in the end Katsuki and Fumikage’s love for one another always came out on top.

So it was virtually no surprise to their classmates when the blond proposed at the young age of twenty-four (okay, maybe it was a little surprising seeing as Bakugou really did pop the question at a young age). A year later the two had finally married with Katsuki smugly enjoying the fact that the emo bird’s name was now legally Fumikage Bakugou (of course he still went by Tokoyami, or ‘tokobro’ to a certain electric blond). Three years after that, and the couple had taken their relationship to the next level by deciding to have children— which had really been quite the shock seeing as both Bakugou and Tokoyami weren’t exactly ‘kid-like’ people. Nonetheless, the husbands were soon buying their first home together to accommodate for their beautiful twin daughters (and Dark Shadow, who the blond genuinely considered to be a hyperactive pet). 

To Bakugou and Tokoyami, their daughters were their entire world as the two showered them with endless love and support. Sure, raising two hyperactive girls with clashing personalities (and wild fucking quirks) was quite the handful at times. Yet it proved to be even more of a task for Tokoyami, who had to always be the calm parent between the two (after all, their household couldn’t deal with two hotheaded fathers).

However, the husbands were able to make it work while juggling their hero jobs as well. Katsuki was currently the No. 2 Hero (much to his annoyance as that damned hero Deku was the No. 1, but for now of course) which meant he was always working throughout the day, resulting in Fumikage being a ‘stay-home dad’ to their girls. Though, in the evenings when the blond returned home, then the couple would switch roles. Bakugou would then be tasked with watching their girls, while Tokoyami drifted off to his hero duties at the current No. 9 Hero. 

Their routine continued on like this. It was simple and easy, and life couldn’t have been any better for the blond and the raven.

As much as Bakugou and Tokoyami adored their angels and enjoyed their work as heroes, the two finally realized that they needed a break. Honestly, it had taken a very stern lecture from their mothers, but the two men ultimately opted on taking an evening off of all duties. For Katsuki, being the No. 2 Hero was beyond stressful as fuck as he was often busy with saving lives, doing annoying media bullshit, and constantly training his sidekicks. Though, he couldn’t complain as much as he knew Fumikage was the more tired of the two. After all, he spent most of the day taking care of two loud and obnoxious children before spending his evenings running around town being a hero. Hence why it was a little more easier for the blond to cave into the two taking a day off, he couldn’t really stand watching his husband work himself to death any longer.

And that’s how the two found themselves in their current situation, preparing to hand their daughters off to the ‘exquisite’ Bakusquad for the evening. Originally, Tokoyami had planned on either his parents or Bakugou’s when it came to watching the girls. Yet, had been pleasantly surprised when Kirishima had offered to take on the task along with Sero, Denki Kaminari, and Mina Ashido, all who had been beyond eager with spending time with their Godchildren. 

Back in reality, Kirishima grinned at the couple, letting Bakugou’s previous threat roll off of him like water.

“Of course we weren’t hurt those little princesses!” he brightly reassured. “They’re our goddaughters, Katsuki. Only a true monster would want to purposely harm those two!”

“Yeah!” Sero agreed, matching the redhead’s energy. “And besides, look how much fun they’re already having with Mina and Kami. Your girls are totally going to be in good hands for the night!”

The four adults then turned to look towards the front yard where Mina and Kaminari were entertaining two small little four-year-olds. It was them, Katsuki and Fumikage’s entire world, their precious twin shitheads angels: Tomoko and Momoko Bakugou. 

Tomoko, who was older by a few minutes, happened to be the spitting image of Bakugou himself. She had his ash blonde hair, which went a little past her shoulders, and those mesmerizing red eyes. Following Tokoyami’s bird characteristics, the young girl was gifted with a pair of medium sized wings that was with her since birth. The wings themselves were a mixture of black, gold, and orange, but didn’t take the young girl as high as she wanted. As they were twins, Momoko looked exactly the same with the only difference being that her hair was midnight black, and the fact that she didn’t gain any bird characteristics. In terms of personalities, the girls were complete opposites. (again click here to see the wonderful designs of the girls! and if you aren't following this amazing account, you definitely should be now)

Not only did Tomoko have Bakugou’s looks, but she also had his personality. Already at the age of four, the young blonde was an unsatisfying mixture of being arrogant, bratty, and very rude. Because her quirk was already deemed as powerful, the praise that she had received managed to get to her head, making her believe she was, well, better than others. Though, she wasn’t like that all of time. Tomoko could also be super cheerful and spunky like one would expect of a child, and had a great sense of self-awareness, usually knowing what she had done something wrong (but would raise hell when it came to apologizing). Bakugou himself could admit that he had been raised in a way that made him seem almost superior to everyone, which later built into his harsh personality; he was trying not to make that mistake with Tomoko. 

Naturally, people immediately assumed that Momoko’s personality was very much like Tokoyami’s. Most expected her to be gothic and reserved, waiting for her to dramatically call life a ‘mad banquet of darkness’ like Fumikage himself. Besides, with a wild child like Tomoko for a sister, people figured Momoko would be the brooding one to set some type of balance between the two. That’s why it was usually quite the shock for others upon finding out that Momoko Bakugou was in fact different than their expectations. Yes, the young raven could be stoic and withdrawn, but was actually pretty normal. The only ‘issue’ she had was her sharp tongue and how the young girl could be pretty verbally offensive, often oblivious to when she had crossed the line (but could apologize rather easily). All of that aside, Momoko could be cheerful too, enjoying rather simple child things versus her sister.

Tomoko and Momoko were everything to their fathers, it almost pained Tokoyami and Bakugou to say goodbye to them for the night.

(Well, it mostly pained Fumikage as his husband was little too eager to have the birdman to himself for the night).

“You see that Bakubro?” Sero questioned, shaking the couple from their daydream. He was wearing a smug grin on his face as he continued: “Tomo and Momo are literally have the time of their lives right now with Mina and Kami! Trust me dude, they’re going to be okay with us.”

Katsuki rolled his eyes, but didn’t say anything as he continued to watch his daughters. Tomoko was too busy wrestling with Denki in the grass, while Momoko and Mina were chasing a few butterflies. The blond had to force himself to relax, remembering (though he hated to admit it) how much he and his annoyingly, adorable husband actually needed this break. They had spent majority of their day off entertaining the girls, but now it was their time to just be together. 

“Of course, of course.” Tokoyami reassured with a soft smile. “You have to forgive Katsuki. As excited as we are to have time to ourselves, it’s also a bit hard to say goodbye to our girls— and even if it’s for a night.”

Kirishima’s signature bright smile graced his lips. “Yeah, I guess I understand!” Then the smile was gone as a look of concern took over. “And about the girls, I have a quick question. More like an observation that leads into a question.”

“Well, what the fuck do you want?” the blond demanded, suffering from another elbow hit from the gothic bird.

“Tomo and Momo’s birthday was about two months ago, correct? And quirks are supposed to manifest around the the time you’re four, right? I mean, Tomoko has those rad wings and stuff...”  the redhead began to explain. “I was just wondering, did they get their quirks fully appear yet? Is there anything specific we should know? Any certain way to handle the girls just in case something happens?”

Tokoyami quickly nodded. He had been expecting this question and was ready to answer. Tomoko and Momoko had been gifted with powerful quirks, but they could also be pretty difficult to handle; especially when the girls were throwing a tantrum. On the other hand, Bakugou blinked as a genius plan began to form in his mind. He suddenly had the idea of wanting to see his idiotic friends struggle (that is if they were stupid enough to actually do something to the girls) as a smirk grew on his face.

“About their quirks—”

“—for some weird fucking reason, they haven’t manifested yet.” Katsuki answered, rudely cutting his husband off. 

Fumikage could only stare at the blond with a confused expression, listening while the man was boldly lying to his own friends. Noticing the raven’s gaze on him, Katsuki cockily winked at the man before turning back to Kirishima and Sero.

“Really? That’s weird dude!” Sero expressed, completely oblivious to his friend’s lie. “Have you spoken to the doctors? Are they quirkless?! ” He couldn’t even imagine how disappointed the girls had been, especially for Tomoko. Whatever her quirk was going to be, it had to do with those bad ass wings— but then just never came. That had to be beyond upsetting at such a young age. 

The explosive hero shrugged. “Who knows? We have another appointment in a few days so maybe those fuckers will figure something out. It’s starting to get annoying listen to Momo complain while Tomo gets to freely fly around like a dumbass.” Before either Tokoyami, Kirishima, or Sero could say anything, the blond began pushing his friends away from their porch. “Enough of the shitty small talk, birdbrain and I have a romantic night planned so get the fuck out!”

The redheaded snorted. “Romantic evening? More like you two are going to fuck all night long, right?”

“Fuck off and die, shittyhair!” Katsuki retorted back, already pushing his baffled husband back into their home. “And you better not call us unless it’s a fucking emergency! Even then, I would be careful because if you idiots harm—”

“WHATEVER BAKUGOU!” a new voiced called out, it was Mina. The woman, who was now carrying Momoko in her arms, playfully grinned at her hotheaded friend. “Time to go already?” she questioned. “Girls! Say goodbye to your dads for the night!” 

Immediately the young children began to frantically wave towards their fathers. “BYE PAPA! BYE DADDY!” the Bakugou girls simultaneously yelled. To them, Katsuki was always ‘papa,’ while Fumikage was either ‘dad’ or ‘daddy.’ 

Staying true to herself, Tomoko grinned before yelling: “DON’T BE A DUMB OLDIE WHILE WE’RE GONE PAPA!”  

“SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!” Bakugou snarled back, glaring even harder as Tomoko playfully stuck her tongue out at him. Like the blond’s relationship with his own mother, he and Tomo would often find themselves childishly bickering with each other. After all, the young child was somewhat like Bakugou himself (the two would never admit such a fact).

“Valedication my darling angels!” Tokoyami called back, adoration illustrated all over his face. “We shall see you both when the sun rises and the moon has retired. Please be good for your uncles and aunt. And also try to keep your emotions in check, I don’t want you to—”

Tokoyami never was able to finish his statement, aka trying to warn to Bakusquad yet again of their daughters’ powers, as the blond had managed to completely shove him back into the house. With one finally wave, the door slammed shut leaving the four adults with two hyperactive kids. 

“So, that's that.” Kaminari stated after moments of silence. He was still lying in the grass while Tomoko pulled at his hair. For a girl who appeared to nothing more than frail, she was strong as hell. The electric hero pitted anyone who’d ever dare to cross her in the future. Sure enough, the blonde grinned down at him before tackling him again, causing everyone else to laugh. 

Eventually playtime in the front yard died down as Mina excitedly declared it was time to go. After all, she and her boys had planned a night off fun for the two overly adorable angels. First, the group was going to head to the zoo for a fews hours with the idea of tiring the girls out by basically letting them go wild. From then, they would all go out to dinner before heading back to the apartment Kirishima and Kaminari shared. If things went as planned, by the time they arrived at the apartment, Tomoko and Momoko would practically be ready for bed. 

As much as the four wanted to spend time with their goddaughters, there was only so much of dealing with hyperactive toddlers that one could take. 

Nevertheless, the four heroes were beyond joyful for this opportunity. Kirishima, Mina, Kaminari, and Sero had literally forced their way into Bakugou’s life with the intent of being his friends. Though he never really admitted it, they each knew that the blond was grateful for their friendship, to be able to put his trust others. So of course the Bakusquad members would jump at the offer of watching their best friend’s daughters, creating bonds and memories with the two girls who brought even more happiness in Bakugou's life.

With content smiles on each other their faces, the four adults began to pack up their rented van with both the twins and their overnight bags. Kirishima, being the smiley idiot he was, had succeeded in getting the girls to change into a pair of bright red crocs (his personal favorite type of shoes), while Sero started up the engine. It wasn’t long before Kaminari and Sero found themselves playfully bickering with the confident Tomoko, as Mina, Kirishima, and Momoko engaged in a game of ISpy. 

The atmosphere was nice and warm. Babysitting the two girls was going to be as easy as pie, right?

***

"‘We shall see you both when the sun rises and the moon has retired.’” Bakugou mocked, plopping down rather loudly on the couch. “You’re such a fuckin’ dramatic asshole, it’s really annoyingly cute, y’know?” 

It had been about five minutes since his band of idiots left with his daughters, and honestly, the blond felt pretty relaxed. Don’t get him wrong, Bakugou fucking loved Tomoko and Momoko. Even though they were bratty shitheads at times, he truly loved those two girls with all of his heart and would practically do anything for them. However, he would be lying if he said he didn’t enjoy the peaceful atmosphere and the time he and the birdbrain would be sharing together. 

Tokoyami, who was still lingering by the front door, shook his head at his husband. “I’d rather be a dramatic asshole than a bold-faced liar like yourself.”

Normally, such statement would have pissed the blond off— they both knew this. But this time, it didn’t. Instead, a sly smirk appeared on Katsuki’s lips as he simply shrugged, clearly unfazed by what he had done.

“A liar?” he innocently inquired. “I don’t even know what you’re talking about, lovebird.”

The night hero sighed, opting to sitting on one of the sofa arms. “Katsuki, I don’t think this is really the best idea in the world. As heroic and wonderful as your friends are, they aren’t exactly familiarized on how to deal with Tomo and Momo and their quirks, you know that. Now imagine if somehow they lose control of their emotions and their quirks go wild, your friends won't know how to deal with such a thing.”

As previously stated, the young Bakugou girls had been gifted with extremely talented and dynamic powers. Tomoko’s quirk, which had to do with those mesmerizing pair of wings, was named Phoenix. When using her quirk, the young blonde was able to manipulate her entire body into erupting into flames, with those flames also being useful towards healing her body if she sustained too much damage. And just like how Bakugou was able to create explosions from the palm of his hand, Tomoko, at times, could create small fireballs from her palms. Momoko’s quirk, Shadow-Self, was very reminiscent of Tokoyami’s own Dark Shadow. When used, the raven was able to turn her body into, basically, a shadow demon. In such form, she can elongate her arms and legs, ultimately becoming ten times more agile than before. The only downfall was just like Dark Shadow, when using her shadow form, the one major weakness she had was light.

Despite just barley obtaining their quirks around two months ago, the girls were trying their best to learn how to control them. They both had powers that were greatly strong and effective— people just knew the two girls would become heroines one day— but also very dangerous and, well, a nuisance to deal with when out of control. Whilst the sisters could naturally manipulate when they wanted to use their quirks, during a tantrum (or anything that caused high emotions) such powers would suddenly appear whether they wanted it to or not.

It had taken Bakugou and Tokoyami days to figure out how to deal with their daughters and their quirks, figuring out methods to keep them calm in such events. So, it was beyond bothersome to Fumikage to not actually warn the Bakusquad about how to handle Tomo and Momo just in case they threw a tantrum or something.

Snapping the gothic hero from his thoughts, Bakugou said: “Oh, whatever, I’m sure those fuckheads will learn to deal with Tomo and Momo if something like that does happen. I mean, they’re pretty decent heroes with okay quirks and shit.” Even though he would never admit it, the blond found his band of airheads to be quite strong. He was sure they be able to calm Tomoko and Momoko down if any were dumb enough to piss the girls off. But lowkey, he was kind of hoping they did cause the girls to lose control, just so he could listen to his dumbass friends freak the hell out (something he wasn't going to admit to Tokoyami).

“But still, it would’ve been considerate and nice to at least warn them beforehand, you know?” Tokoyami shot back, dramatically sighing.

“Well, I fuckin’ didn’t.”

“Why?”

At this, Bakugou turned to his husband with a menacing grin dancing on his face. “Why the not? There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a little entertainment, birdy.” And before said bird could respond, Katsuki had yanked the man from the sofa arm and onto his lap. He pressed a steamy kiss to Fumikage’s collarbone, whispering: “Enough with the badgering. Why don’t we skip the shitty romantic dinner we had planned and go straight into dessert?”

The blond practically smirked, enjoying how easy it was to get the shorter man all flustrated. After all of these years, Bakugou never lost his touch and that only made him even more impatient to rush upstairs.

“And here I was foolishly thinking that my beloved husband truly want to spend time together.” Tokoyami teased, slightly squirming when he felt those maddening canines nipping at his neck. “But it appears the only thing on your mind is sex, darling.”

Bakugou snorted. “Cut that shit out, dumbass.” He then titled up at a smiling Tokoyami and was suddenly reminded of how much he, the No. 2 Hero Katsuki Bakugou, truly loved the dramatics that was Fumikage Bakugou (he would never get over that fact that Tokoyami had his last name). As a teen, the blond had never been too interested in love and all the bullshit that surrounded it. Yet, that birdbrain had entered his life and now look at them: married with two brats— and Bakugou really would destroy anyone who dared to fuck with any of those three.

After staring into each other’s eyes for what seemed like an eternity, the blond finally decided to make a move. He gently ran his hand up Tokoyami’s sensitive neck before dragging the man so their faces were touching. There, just a tilt of their heads and Katsuki would claim those lips that only belonged to him.

But of course, life didn’t give two fucks about Katsuki Bakugou.

“COME ON GUYS, PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!” a new voice exclaimed as Tokoyami was forcibly yanked from Bakugou’s lap. He landed rather harshly on the floor before staring at the source of the new voice: it was the one and only Dark Shadow who had appeared from his host’s chest. The quirk was staring rather pitfully at his host, almost trapping him to the floor. The night-hero sighed, while the No. 2 Hero glared rather deadly at Dark Shadow.

“What the fuck is wrong with you , you stupid shadow fuckhead!”

Like always, Dark Shadow simply ignored the explosive man. “I SPENT SO LONG WORKING ON THAT ROMANTIC DINNER FOR YOU GUYS, AND I EVEN MADE APPLE PIE AS DESSERT!” he loudly explained (he couldn’t really help it though, everyone knew that the shadow quirk didn’t have an inside voice). “AND IF YOU TWO START KISSING, THAT’LL LEAD IN OTHER THINGS MEANING ALL OF MY HARD WORK WILL GO TO WASTE!”

Bakugou rolled his eyes, opening his mouth to respond with another string of curse words, but was cut off by Tokoyami.

“Of course, Dark Shadow, you have our apologies.” he politely said, softly smiling up at the quirk. “Would you please go and set the table? Katsuki and I will be there shortly.” 

Dark Shadow eyed his host for a few seconds, determining if he was lying or not, before happily extending his body towards the kitchen. Tokoyami chuckled lightly to himself before getting back up, now facing an irritated blond. Struck with some sort of newfound confidence, the birdman leans closer to his husband, letting his voice drop rather seductively.

“Hm, it appears that fate has already bestowed upon us a dessert, as well as dinner.” he purred, not missing the way the blond tensed up. “But maybe, just maybe, if you behave yourself I might have a small after-dessert snack to give you later. After all, you tend to be rather greedy and I want nothing more than for you to be fulfilled, my love.”

With that Tokoyami walked from the man and headed towards the kitchen, a content grin plastered on his face. Between the two, Katsuki was always the dominant one, the one who could easily turn Tokoyami into a flustered mess. For him, the idea of being able to rile said blond up with a few suggestive words felt like quite to win.

And Bakugou definitely found himself riled up as he watched the raven walk away. There were times throughout their relationship when a rare burst of confidence would overtake Tokoyami, and fuck did the blond find it beyond attractive as hell. If he had to be completely honest, all Katsuki really wanted to do now was drag that birdbrain upstairs and remind him of who was in charge after a display like that. But no, he would simply play along and let his husband act like he was control, while mentally picturing the various positions he would have the birdbrain in. 

From hoping that his daughters did lose control and freak his friends out, to having Tokoyami all to himself, Bakugou smirked.

He had a feeling tonight was going to be fucking amazing.

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"TOMOKO, PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FLY INTO THE LION'S DEN!"

"SHUT UP YOU EXTRA!"

"HEY! DON'T TELL ME TO SHUP UP! AND I'M NOT AN EXTRA!"

"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, EXTRA!"

"I'M THE ADULT SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"YES YOU DO!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M GOING TO PET THE LIONS!"

"THEY WILL KILL YOU, YOU BRAT!"

"NO THEY WON'T! I'M STRONG AND POWERFUL! THOSE LIONS WILL BE SCARED OF ME! NOW MOVE IT, EXTRA!"

Sero huffed in annoyance as he used his quirk to practically wrap Tomoko in tape, dragging her back down to ground-level. The young blonde glared at him with a pout on her face as Sero returned the gesture, slightly bothered by the small confrontation he had just had with Bakugou 2.0.

Okay, so maybe taking the girls— namely Tomoko— wasn't exactly the best plan in the world. At first, the idea had seemed pretty innocent to Sero, Mina, Kirishima, and Kaminari, but now that were actually at the zoo, they could see the problem: the blonde had wings. Despite not having her quirk as Bakugou claimed, the young girl had wings, and what were wings used for? Flying.

And boy did Tomoko enjoy doing that.

At every single exhibit the group happened to stumble upon, the blonde would practically dart into the air with the intent of 'being closer' to the animals. Sure her wings didn't go as high as she would have wanted, but the girl was pretty damned determined to make it works She had almost gotten close to a few koalas a while back with Sero barely having enough time to wrap her in his tape! It was almost like a routine that always ended with Tomo's angrily yelling at Sero after he would restrain her.

This time was no different.

"THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" she yelled out, trying her best to wiggle out of the tape. "UNCLE HAWKS SAID THAT US BIRDS SHOULD USE OUR WINGS! I AM BIRD, I HAVE WINGS! LET. ME. FLY!" Even though the girl was angry, both Sero and Mina couldn't help but laugh at how cute her little voice was. That only seemed to anger Tomoko even more as she groaned. "THIS IS SO DUMB, LET ME GO OR I'LL TELL DARK SHADOW TO DESTROY YOU!" She had managed to gain the attention of a few curious bystanders, all who smiled at the young girl and the heroic heroes she was with. With the Bakusquad members being well-known heroes, along with Tomoko and Momoko being the daughters of the legendary Numbers Two and Nine heroes, they were all used to the attention they received at the zoo. 

Mina sighed, allowing a bright smile to appear as she looked down to the blonde and said: "Tomo, sweetheart, can you please stop yelling? We just want to keep you safe and sound!" It was almost draining having to be overly nice to the child, but it wasn't like the Alien Hero could just start crashing down or her or something. 

Yet, what the young girl said next almost made Mina want to snap.

"Can you please back away? Your wrinkles are scaring me." 

Honestly, it took all of Ashido's willpower— and that fact that Tomoko was her best friend's child— not to yeet the girl across the damn zoo. It really was crazy to the young woman how Tomoko's personality had managed to do a complete 180. When the four adults first arrived at the Bakugou Household, Tomoko had been the model child with her warm smile and cheerful personality. Yet, upon leaving said home, it was almost as if she had flipped some switch in her mind, acting way too much like her hotheaded father. The Tomoko they were now dealing with was full of hyperactive energy, but also very arrogant and slightly rude.

She was definitely Katsuki's daughter.

The woman took a deep breath, ignoring Sero's worried warnings, before plastered another fake smile on her face. When she fixed her mouth to say something, someone else did.

"Stop being a dummy, Tomo, it's not funny." 

Mina, Sero, and Tomoko all turned to the source of the voice to find the other daughter, Momoko, sitting comfortably on Kirishima's shoulders. The raven wore a blank expression as she picked at the cotton candy in her hands, staring down at her twin. While The Alien and Tape Heroes were busy chasing after Tomoko, Momoko had been busy getting treats along with Kirishima and Kaminari who were both smiling widely at the group. For the most part, Momoko had been fairly easy to deal with in opposed of her wild sister. She obediently posed for the various pictures Denki wanted to send to her fathers, listened rather well to all instructions, and made sure to stay behind the gates while viewing the many animals. 

Again, for the most part.

As wonderful and pleasant as the young girl was being, the only issue she had was her tendency to begin petty arguments with Tomoko. Of course, with the blonde being so confident and loud, she was bound to react when Momoko threw a slight dig her way. Kirishima especially had remembered Bakugou and Tokoyami mentioning how the two girls often would fight and argue over the littlest things. While Bakugou opted on letting the girls duke it out and fight (a response the earned him a threat of sleeping on the couch), Tokoyami kindly advised the redhead to use the codeword "Pumpernickel." Truthfully, the man didn't really understand what the word meant (or why is was named pumpernickel), yet it seemed to do its intended job. Whenever he used it during the girls' prior disputes, they immediately went quiet.

And it appears he was going to have to use it again.

Tomoko, who had caught on to her sister's words, decided to direct her glare to said sister. "SHUT UP, STUPIDHEAD!"

Momoko shrugged, unfazed by the comment. "You're too loud."

"AND YOU'RE TOO UGLY!"

"We look the same, dummy."

(Kaminari and Mina had giggled at that)

"YOU'RE A STUPID EXTRA!"

"Your mouth is too big."

At this point, the young blonde had successfully fought her way out of the tape and was now floating just inches away from her twin's face. Her glare was as deadly as one could look on the adorable face of a four-year-old, but the raven still wasn't bothered. 

"WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!"

"Why does your breath stink?"

And the insults continued with Tomoko getting louder and louder each time, whilst Momoko remained as calm as ever. The four adults could only laugh at the bickering, finding it way too cute and hilarious for girls their age. Eventually, when Kirishima felt that things were going to get physical, he simply opened his mouth to say: "Pumpernickel."

Immediately the girls stopped, mouth quickly shutting while they turned away from each pouting. The silence only lasted for a good few minutes before the sight of giraffes caught young Tomoko's eyes. The anger washed away from her red eyes and was overcome with joy as she yelled out: "LOOK AT THE GIRAFFES!" And with that the girl flew away, leaving the four heroes rather shocked at her sudden actions.

Sero and Mina could only groan as they began running after the eager child, shouting: "TOMOKO, PLEASE DON'T FLY TOWARDS THE GIRAFFES!"

Momoko, who was still seated on Kirishima's shoulders, gently tugged on the man's hair. "Down, please. I would like to see the giraffes too." With a smile, the hero granted her requested and soon the raven was off trotting towards where the long-necked creatures where.

Denki had pulled out his phone and began running after the childing exclaiming, "WAIT MOMO! LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU WITH YOU COTTON CANDY SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOUR DADS!"

From Mina and Sero chasing down Tomoko, to Denki posing for a selfie with an impatient Momoko, Kirishima  grinned at the sights before him. Just one more hour admiring the many wonders at the zoo before the group would head for dinner and then back to Eijirou and Denki's apartment. If the plan went smoothly, it was only a matter of time before those wildchilds would be worn out and peacefully sleeping. They were cute and all, but there really was a limit one could take when dealing with children; especially children who had Katsuki Bakugou as a father.

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It was crazy how life could easily screw people over, especially four babysitters who thought they had created the perfect plan.

Take the girls to zoo. Let them drain themselves out. Go out for a quick and simple dinner. And boom, they would be fast asleep and the four adults would finally get to relax. Easy plan, right?

Too bad that shit didn't work.

Well, to be fair, it almost did work.

On the way back from some noodle restaurant Sero had found, Kaminari noticed how the twins began to slowly drift to sleep. The foursome had silently rejoiced, way too pleased with the outcome of their master scheme. All they had to do was now was tuck the girls in Kirishima's bed and finally, finally the four best friends would be able to relax and catch up. Of course the Bakusquad would always be the best of friends, but with their hero work, it made communicating and hanging out with each other a bit harder than expected. Banding together to watch the two twins on their days off was basically a way for the four to reconnect again (they would've loved it if it had been all five, but they knew their blond friend was way too eager to Tokoyami all to his self). 

It had been such a great plan, so simple and easy to carry out— but then they actually arrived to the apartment. 

It was as if an alarm went off in the girls' minds because suddenly Tomoko and Momoko were wide awake and ready to play. Eyes gleaming in pure joy as they had broke out into giggles and shouts of glee. The blonde twin attempted to tackle Denki again, while the raven twin wanted to sit on Eijirou's shoulders again. All of their hard work suddenly went to waste as neither Kirishima, Kaminari, Mina, or Sero knew how to exactly get the girls to go back to fucking sleep. No matter how fucking hard the four adults had tried, from reading the girls a bed story or singing them a lullaby, the twins just wouldn't go to sleep (in fact, both methods had ended rather horribly: Tomoko had tried throwing the book at Sero's head, while Momoko bluntly told Mina that her voice wasn't that good). 

And that's how the quartet currently found themselves in the living room trying to entertain two bastard darling children with desperate hopes that the girls would somehow get tired again (it was a shitty plan, they all knew that, but what the hell else were the four heroes supposed to do when every thing else wasn't working?).

Mina was occupied with wrestling with a very eager Tomoko, while Sero was gravely trying to keep up with Momoko's various 'tape creations' requests. Yes, the raven hero was literally creating objects (usually animals) with his tape, something Momoko found all too interesting. The exhaustion in both adults faces was as clear as ever, both wanting nothing more than to finally let loose and chill. Kirishima and Kaminari could only watch from the doorway pitifully as their friends struggled with the twins. 

Denki groaned. "How the hell does Bakubro deal with those two at night? I mean, doesn't he have the evening shift while Tokobro does his hero shit?" 

"Honestly, dude, I don't even fucking know. I can't even blame Tokoyami since he's not with Tomo and Momo during the evenings, but Bakugou should've freakin' warned us about this." Eijirou complained, letting out a sigh. "Part of me really wants to call their parents, but I just can't, you know? As annoying as this is, Katsuki and Fumikage work really hard and barely spend time together like when we were at school. I don't want to take away from these rare moments or whatever."

Well, that was true. Never in a million years did the redhead think that his explosive friend would find himself in a relationship with someone. Bakugou always ranted about how he didn't need love and how shitty is was, yet he had found that same 'shitty' thing within Tokoyami. The blond was really freaking happy in life, which in return made Kirishima happy for him. He would feel absolutely horrible if he called either two right now.

Besides, calling either Bakugou or Tokoyami would appear as if the four couldn't handle such a simple task. Despite how wild the twins happened to be, the Bakusqaud members were determined to become the best Godparents in the entire fucking world!

The electric hero snorted. "Good thing we aren't going to chicken out, my dude. Bakubro would fucking kill us if we called and he was in the middle of banging Tokobro!" Both friends stared at each other before bursting out in laughter. Eventually, the noise ceased as the redhead turned towards the kitchen.

"I'm going to get them both a glass of warm milk, maybe that'll help relax them?" he began. "Do me a solid and get their pajamas out? Their bags are in your room, bro." Denki nodded and both men went their separate ways. Kaminari made sure not to get in Tomoko's way (with the fear of her getting bored with Mina and wanting to tussle with him instead), ignored Sero's pleading looks, and made it safe and sound to his own cluttered room.

Humming to himself, the man began going through Momoko's bag, when something rather delicious caught his eye: inside of a container there sat three chocolate chip cookies.

Kaminari paused. His eyes grew slightly large as he gazed at the desserts with curiosity dancing across his face. What was up with the cookies? Why was their just three? And why did they look so freaking good? With more inspecting, he found that the lavender container was labeled specifically for Momoko, with an extra note from Bakugou that read:

MOMO'S COOKIES. DON'T FUCKING EAT THEM. ESPECIALLY YOU, FUCKHEAD PIKACHU.

Fuckhead Pikachu? Wait. That was Kaminari! He frowned as his brain finally caught on to what the note actually said, ignoring the childish insult. Why had Bakugou specifically called Denki out? What was so damn special about the cookies? And again, what did they look so freaking good?!

If there was one thing Denki Kaminari was weak for, besides beautiful men and women, it was any type of dessert. He didn't know why, but the blond freaking LOVED anything sweet, so these chocolate chip cookies were definitely no exception. He gazed at the three treats, marveling at how fluffy they looked, and how the chocolate chips were nice and large. Oh how he could reach his hand inside of the container and just—

NO. He for sure wasn't going to do something as childish and wrong as to eat one of the cookies! Per the note, they were meant for Momoko and Momoko only. What type of monster would the man be if he were to eat HER treat? He wouldn't be able to deal with the stress and guilt after committing such a crime, especially one towards a four-year-child who hadn't really done anything to him.

Nope. Denki wasn't that type of person. He wasn't going to eat the cookies. End of story.

…

Okay, maybe a little bite wouldn't hurt, right?

Or maybe, just maybe, it would be alright if he took one, yeah? After all, Momoko was only a child— a four-year-old toddler to be exact. Children were spunky and energetic, but also very naïve and gullible; they were prone to believe anything. Kaminari was so sure that he would be able to convince the young raven that she herself had eaten one earlier if she were to ask. Y'know, some type of reverse psychology or something, the blond could do that! After all, there were three cookies in the container, taking one wouldn't exactly hurt, right?

With his decision made and his mind set, the blond quickly took a glance towards the living room and was happy to see that Momo hadn't noticed him. She was too preoccupied praising the tape rubber duckie Sero had made, gleefully clapping her small hands. Kaminari grinned before taking one of the cookies, holding the precious item within his hand. Then, without any warning he did what he did best: he ate the dessert.

…

Holy fuck, it was amazing! The sugar and sweetness of the chocolate exploding in his mouth like fireworks. Seriously, what the fuck was the treat made out of? Perfection and love? Happiness and rainbows? 

Denki couldn't even surpress the satisfied groan that left his mouth as he intently stared at the last two cookies. Shit, what the hell was he going to do now? Now that he had tasted one and understood the majesty of how delicious it was, he couldn't just stop! The cookies were calling his name, just begging for him to eat them and he couldn't ignore their cries and pleas. At this point, the fact that these were his best friend's daughter's cookies didn't even phase Denki anymore. In his mind, it was just him and the last two slices of heaven that were calling out to him. 

Of course Kaminari ate the last two cookies. 

Yet, if had been smarter, the cookie theif would've noticed how Sero and Momoko were curiously staring at him. They had both been caught offguard by the strange sounds he was making from his room and were now glancing towards his open door. Sero didn't notice the container in his best friend's hand, but unfortunately, Momo herself did. After all, it was her container, the one her papa let her pick out at the store a few weeks ago. The lavender container with the bright stars decorated all over them, her special cookie container that was meant only for her.

As if she were in a daze, young Momoko jumped down from her seat on the sofa and softly shuffled to the electric man's room. Sero and Kirishima, who wanted to know why it had gotten so quiet, both glanced at each other before following the child. Even Mina and Tomoko had paused their actions, watching the scene before them with curious eyes.

Momoko remained in Denki’s doorway while Kirishima and Sero forced there way in. Immediately the blond stopped at the sudden noises, slowly turning to face his friends with the empty container in his hands. It appeared that life had caught up with him as he realized where he was and what he had done. He couldn’t even began to explain what he had done or why he had done it. Hell, he couldn't even hide the stray cookie crumbs on his face as he guilty held on to the container like a sad, sad puppy. All Kaminari could do was bow his head in shame while Kirishima practically snatched the container from his hands, making sure both he and Sero read the note attached on the front.

"Dude, please don't fucking tell me that you ate all of Momo's cookies." Sero said, sighing in pure disappointment.  When the man didn't answer, he continued. "You've done a lot of questionable and shady shit, bro, but this is just the lowest of the low."

Denki groaned. "I know."

"She freakin' four, dude, FOUR!" Kirishima exclaimed, attempting to whisper so Momoko, who was still watching the scene with wild eyes from the doorway, didn't hear them.

"I KNOW!"

"You ate a four-year-old's cookies, you're a monster!" the tape hero dramatically hissed. As much as he loved and cared for his friend, the raven could also admit that at times, the electric man really didn't make the best decisions in life. And this, was one of them. What type of grown man went through a child's bag only to eat all of her cookies like an idiot? Oh, Hanta knew the answer to that: it was one Denki Kaminari.

Eijirou only shook his head. "Well, we need to figure out what to do about the Cookie Monster and his bad habit because if you haven't noticed, Momoko is literally staring you down like a damn hawk. We just have to stay calm and come up with a lie or something. You know how dramatic kids are, something like this would probably hurt her feelings and I don't want her to start crying."

It was for the first time that Kaminari actually looked towards his doorway and saw the toddler gazing at him with an unreadable expression on her face. Was it anger? Confusion? Realization? The blond could only hope that she would be easy to trick and deceive. Then again, now that he thought about it, he did remember the many times Bakugou would proudly brag about how Momoko, at her age, was a genius. Holy shit, why hadn't he remembered that before eating her cookies?! If what Bakugou had said was true, there was no way in hell they would be able to trick a young genius.

Fuckity fuck!

Before anyone could say anything, a new voice joined the conversation— one Denki had been dreading to hear.

"Why did you eat all of my cookies?" 

 It was Momoko Bakugou.

The young girl was still standing in the doorway but was too preoccupied with glancing from her special cookie container to Kaminari. At her age, the girl wasn't stupid. She knew for a fact that her papa had packed away three chocolate chip cookies just for her and only for her. In fact, she had been the kitchen with the blond man watching as he placed each treat in her special container. But now? Now she could see that her container was in fact empty which meant that her cookies were gone.

And Uncle Kami had eaten them.

The three men froze. It was such a simple statement— it really was! But hearing the words leave the girl's mouth laced with confusion and clear accusation was just too much. Compared to her twin, Momoko happened to be a bit more serious and self-observant over the things around her. They wouldn't be surprised if she already knew what had happened if they had to be honest. 

Kaminari gulped, letting a shaky grin find its way on his lips. "Momo, darling, I—"

"—you ate my cookies." she easily finished, that unreadable expression on her face. "Why did you eat all of my cookies?" 

The blond couldn't help it, he fucking flinched. How a toddler that young could manage to look way too rightening was new to him— yet, Momoko had pulled the look off rather well (something she probably picked up from Tokoyami). Denki Kaminari, Pro-Hero Chargebolt, hated to admit it, but he was utterly terrified of the young girl and the things she could probably do to him. He quickly glanced to his right at Sero, but the tape hero only shook his head before turning away as he wanted nothing to do with the little ball of anger. Kaminari was baffled, but could understand so he turned towards his left to someone he knew would help. It took some work, but the blond sighed in relief when Kirishima reluctantly focused back on Momo. The redhead was a social butterfly, Denki was sure he would be able to tame Momoko. 

"Momo, darling, why don't why—" he started in his naturally chirpy tone. He was never able to finish as said girl cut him off, obviously ignoring him.

"Uncle Kami, did I do something wrong?" she questioned. The blank expression had began to morph into something more readable as the three men could clearly see the mixture of emotions swirling on her face. The raven was angry, she was puzzled, she was frustrated, but most of all: she was hurt.

Her Uncle Kami had really hurt her feelings.

For Momoko, it wasn't really the fact that he had ate her cookies, she wasn't that childish. To her, it was the principle behind his actions that seemed to upset her. This entire time she had prided herself on trying to act like the perfect child. She listened to all of his instructions, posed for the endless amounts of pictures the man had wanted. Unlike Tomoko who only wanted to playfully attack Uncle Kami, Momoko made sure to keep her hands and feet to herself, being nothing but nice. For him to go behind her back and eat something that belonged to her, only made the girl feel as if she had done something wrong. Like her fathers always said: bad stuff happens to people who did bad things. Had Momoko done something bad? Was she a bad person?

For a girl who was mostly serious, the child couldn't even continue her façade anymore. She couldn't contain how hurt she personally was, nor hold back the tears that were beginning to build up.

"You ate all of my cookies and that was very mean of you to do, Uncle Kami. I've been nothing b-but nice to you, but you still ate all of my cookies. T-That's not very nice, b-but you did it and now m-my feelings are hurting and I'm all sad. I-I don't like being sad, but you are m-making me feel bad about myself." She was practically babbling at this point, her words not making sense. But no one could ignore that way her voice shook, the way her body was vibrating. Those red eyes, now large and wide, were began to puff as those tears were just waiting to fall.

Oh god, she was about to start crying. 

Kaminari wanted to fucking die. 

But it seemed dying would have to wait until later as Momoko finally broke down. The young girl, who had once been so reserved and calm, was now full-on crying. Streams of tears ran down her face as her body vibrated even harder than before. She wailed loudly, using her little hands to try and wipe her tears away and the nasty snot coming from her nose.

It was so damn heartbreaking. 

Immediately Kirishima ran towards the child, ready to comfort her and smother her with various loving hugs. Much to his surprised, Momoko swung her little arms at him with the intent of keeping him away, her wails growing louder and louder. Even Mina, who too had been rushing towards the girl, halted her actions. It was clear Momoko didn't want anyone touching her just yet, something the two adults were forced to understand. Tomoko, who was still sitting on the living room floor, only watched her twin sister with burning curiosity in her eyes. Even though she found Momoko to be a big stupidhead, at the end of the day, the blonde would always love and care for her sister. She was crying so that meant she was hurt, right? Tomoko would have to protect her, right?

"Oh my fucking god, you fucking monster!" Sero hissed, punching his idiotic friend in the arm. "Look what you did, moron! Why did you eat something that clearly wasn't yours? And now look at her, she's fucking crying, Denki! She's crying!" 

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" Kaminari exclaimed, glaring at his raven friend. Like the dramatic man he was, the blond found that he himself was crying too. It wasn't nearly like Momoko's storm of emotions, but he could feel his own face wet from tears. Denki Kaminari had hurt this girls feelings. This poor and innocent child was devastated and hurting due to his stupid, stupid actions. How could he not feel anything?

"You jackass!" Mina cried, now joining the trio in Denki's room. "When Bakubro and Tokoyami hear about this, we're fucking dead and it's all thanks to you and your big-ass mouth and you lacking common sense!"

The three men paused, fear momentarily flashing through their eyes. Oh shit, they hadn't even thought about Momoko's fathers and how the two would react to their little girl being so upset. It wasn't as if they could just lie about the situation or claim that it never happened— kids, whether you liked it or not, were prone to telling the truth about mostly everything. Bakugou's reaction would be of expected: he would scream and yell, throw a few explosions here and there, and more than likely ignore his Bakusquad members for a good few weeks. Tokoyami on the other hand, well, they didn't know what the birdman would do. He wasn't as expressive and loud as his husband, yet Fumikage had a love for his daughters that was way too large to ignore. Honestly, the quartet could imagine him completely loosing it! He'd probably bring Dark Shadow out to destroy the four even though this was clearly DENKI'S fault. 

Just fucking great. 

As Momoko's tears continued on, Kirishima and Mina began yelling at Kaminari. Tensions were high as the sounds of their yelling clashed with the cries of young Momoko. But it was only Sero who was watching the girl, a worried expression on his face when he began to notice something strange. There, emitting from the young raven's body, was that a shadow? Upon further inspection, Sero found that it was really was a blackish-purple shadow (one similar to Tokoyami's Dark Shadow) literally oozing from Momo's back. Wait, that definitely wasn't right...

There was a shadow oozing from her back?! 

Sero continued to watch the young girl and the shadow in pure disbelief. He was so shocked that he couldn't even turn to his three friends, again who were still preoccupied with arguing, to point out what was going on with Momoko. Soon enough, the shadow had begun to cover ever single inch of the toddler's body, wrapping around her like a blanket. Hanta found the move to be somewhat similar to Tokoyami's Black Ankh, but just way more extreme. Whilst Tokoyami usually used Dark Shadow to cover him like a shield, whatever this shadow was, it was completely taking over Momoko's appearance. As far as Sero could see, there was no more Momoko Bakugou. In her place, it was a shadow demon with piercing yellow eyes just like Dark Shadow's. 

Okay, it was officially time to freak the entire fuck out now.

"Uh, g-guys." the tape hero frantically whispered. His eyes were still glued on Momoko as he forcibly tugged on the closest person next to him, aka Mina's, arm. 

"Sero, shut the fuck up! This is literally not the time!" the woman retorted back, glowering at her friend. She then turned back to Denki, ready to cuss him the hell out some more for being such a dumbass, when she felt Sero tugging at her again. 

"GUYS, FUCKING LOOK AT MOMOKO!" 

"Dude, what are you even talking about? Aside from the crying she's perfectly— OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

All eyes were now on the young shadow demon (?). Kirishima, Mina, and Kaminari gaped as they took in the sight and the shadow creature that was once Momoko Bakugou. Well, it was still technically her as it was her silhouette, but she was covered in complete shadow. Every inch of her body, from her tiny ears to her feet, was completely taken over in that blackish-purple substance. Bright yellow eyes were stuck on Denki as she opened her mouth to let out a roar. 

"DENKI YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU HURT HER FEELINGS SO BAD THAT SHE'S TURNED INTO...THAT!" Mina screamed, rolling her eyes when she found that Kaminari began crying even harder than before. 

"I BECAME A MONSTER AND TURNED AN INNOCENT CHILD INTO A MONSTER!" the lond wailed. He wasn't slick though, Kirishima noticed the way his roommate was trying to shield himself from the shadow creature that was Momoko. The redhead shook his head, but made sure to focus back on the toddler. Luckily, despite that animalist roar, she was standing in the same place. So far she wasn't trying to harm any of them, especially Denki, so that was good, right? Still, they needed to figure what the hell had happened and why Momoko was able to even transform into...that.

"IS THAT HER QUIRK?"

"NO, STUPID! BAKUBRO SAID NEITHER OF THE GIRLS GOT THEM YET!"

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

As Denki, Ashido, and Hanta began frantically talking amongst themselves, throwing out ideas and theories, Eijirou closed his eyes as a certain conversation popped back in his mind. Yes, it was true that Bakugou did claim how neither of his daughters' quirk had manifested yet. At the time, Kirishima and Sero easily went along with the claim, believing their friend would never lie to him, and left the couple to themselves. But now that he really thought about it, right before Bakugou made that comment, Tokoyami had been trying to say something, hadn't he? From the redhead's memories, he could remember seeing Fumikahe open his mouth to say something, only to be cut off by Katsuki. If Kirishima's hunch was correct, Tokoyami was about to say something about Tomoko, Momoko, and their quirks. 

Their quirks.

And that's when it hit him: Katsuki Bakugou had lied to him. He had lied to all of them. 

"That fucking bastard, he lied to us!" the redhead exclaimed, catching the trio's attention. They each went quiet as they stared at their friend wanting to know what he was talking about now. "That shadow thingy, whatever the hell it is, that's Momoko's quirk!" he explained. He didn't even let his friends interrupt as he continued, "That story about Tomo and Momo not having their powers yet was a bullshit lie that we all stupidly believed!" He paused, letting his voice get louder to say: "BAKUBRO SET US UP!"

"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!" Kaminari yelled, eyes darting from Kirishima to Momoko. The girl still had her eyes deadlocked on the blond, but at least she wasn't moving (just yet as she appeared to be forming some type of plan in her mind). "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"HEAR ME OUT!" Kirishima pleaded. "Think about it, what else could be going on right now? BROS, THAT SHADOW THINGY IS MOMOKO'S QUIRK, SHE HAD A QUIRK!" He could only sigh in relief as he could see the realization slowly turn in his friends' minds. "Bakugou purposely didn't tell us about this even though Tokoyami wanted to. He fucking wanted to but Bakugou cut him off before he could say anything! He set this and us up, probably hoping for something like this to happen! And of course, we don't know to handle this, Katsuki knows this!"

Sero and Mina could only gape at the sudden information, it finally clicking in their brains that Bakugou had really lied to them. Thank goodness for Kirishima having the brains amongst their group, because neither Hanta or Ashido had even thought that far. Each of them had believed Bakugou's story and now look where that got them: a shadow creature that could attack at any moment over Denki eating her cookies. 

"OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S CRAWLING ON THE DAMN CEILING!" Kaminari suddenly yelled out, gaining everyone's attention.

And true to his statement, with great ease, Momoko rapidly used her little shadow arms and legs to crawl up the wall and was currently resting on the bedroom ceiling. She took one good look at Denki, who was trying to shield his head in fear of the girl dropping down on him, and said (practically roared): "UNCLE KAMIIIIIIII, LET'S PLAY!"

A large shadow claw darted down, clearly intent on attacking the electric man. The four friends screamed as Kirishima, who's heroic nature kicked in, rapidly pushed Kaminari out of the way. There was a large crashing sound as the claw retreated, splitting Denki's bed into two parts. 

"FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUT!" Kaminari screamed. Hell no, he absolutely couldn't deal with this right now. Okay, so maybe he did feel beyond terrible for hurting the girl's feelings— he really did! However, for her to throw a tantrum and turn into a shadow demon who tried to nearly kill him? And over some cookies? He just couldn't deal with it! He'd beat Bakugou's ass later for lying to them and withholding information, but for now he had to get away from the berserk girl before she genuinely hurt him or something.

But of course, life didn't give two fucks about Denki Kaminari.

Everyone had been so focused on Momoko and the sudden revelations that they had forgotten about another player in this game. This entire time, only person (well child) had been oddly quiet as she watched everything from the sidelines: Tomoko Bakugou. Said child, who also had a quirk, noticed when her twin transform into her shadow-self and instantly realized that Uncle Kami really did hurt Momoko's feelings. She even sat there and watched while she sister began frantically crying, her protective instinct starting up. Though Tomoko found her sister to be a giant arrogant stupidhead at times, she would always have her back and protect her as best as she could!

And that's exactly how Kaminari found himself face-to-face with a flaming winged toddler hellbent on destroying him.

Tomoko's entire body, excluding her eyes, mouth, and wings, were covered in nothing but flames. She was floating in the air with eyes targeted and locked on Denki as she gave him her deadliest glare. To be honest, Denki didn't even know what to do anymore as he stood frozen in place. His mind was blank, thinking of everything he had ever done in his life that led him up to this exact moment. He could picture Bakugou howling loudly in laughter at his funeral, mocking his friend for being such a dumbass idiot.

Denki Kaminari was about to die at the hands of a shadow creature and a flaming winged demon over him eating cookies.

Well, if he had to die, he was slightly happy it wasn't at the hands of a villain. 

(Or maybe he wasn't as dying at the hands of two toddlers was a lot more embarrassing)

Behind him, he could hear his friends shouting as they finally noticed Tomoko and her wild fire quirk. Was this really happening right now? What the hell were they supposed to do? How were they going to calm the two raging girls down? Their own quirks wouldn't work in this situation: Tomoko would easily burn Sero's tape, Kirishima's was built more for close combat while the twins' seemed more long-range, and Kaminari and Mina didn't want to harm the sisters with their electricity and acid. It was a shitty situation as they each realized that Bakugou really did set them the fuck entire up. He probably purposely singled Denki out on the note knowing the blond would eat them, placing the four friends in a situation where they were ultimately helpless at the hands to Tomoko and Momoko. 

"DIE UNCLE KAMI, DIE!" Tomoko screamed. Her little hands managed to create a small fireball, one that she easily threw with great force towards the electric hero. Luckily, Mina had pushed Denki out of the way just as Tomoko began flying towards him. This only prompted Momoko to join in as another shadow claw reached down with intentions of striking whoever was in the way. But Kirishima was quicker than that, and he also had a plan. 

"GUYS, GET THE FUCK OUT!" he hollered running out of room. Once he was sure that his best friends were out, he quickly jumped to slam Kaminari's room shut. He motioned for Sero to get him a chair in which he used to securely prop against the door, locking the two children in. There was a loud thumping sound and the redhead could imagine Tomoko, who had seen what he was attempting to do, crashing into the door. It was quiet for a few seconds as the four heroes stop to catch their breaths, though that didn't last forever as the two girls began banging on the door.

"LET US OUT! WE WANNA PLAY WITH UNCLE KAMI!" it was a mixture of Tomoko screaming and Momoko roaring, but it was enough to scare the hell out of Kaminari. The man was curled up in a ball on the ground, rocking himself back and forth like a child. 

"I'm going to fucking die. I'm going to fucking die. I'm going to fucking die." he dramatically repeated, not being able to control the tears down his face. 

Mina rolled her eyes, throwing a pillow at him. "We wouldn't be in this position if the damn Cookie Monster didn't eat a toddler's fucking cookies! You know how overly sensitive kids are, dude! What is wrong with you?!"

"IN MY DEFENSE THEY LOOKED GOOD!" Kaminari loudly sobbed back. "BESIDES, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS POSITION IF IT WASN'T FOR BAKUSHITHEAD! HE SET ALL OF THIS AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL US ABOUT THEIR QUIRKS, DUDES!" 

"I can't believe we were stupid enough to believe that bullshit story." Sero sighed. He couldn't help but flinch at the banging from Denki's room, along with the pertifying screaming that came from the toddlers. Why were they given such powerful fucking quirks? The girls were four and already overpowered as hell— that wasn't fair! The banging continued while the foursome just stared at each other in tense and uncomfortable silence. What the hell were they supposed to do? They didn't know how to handle the two in such situation and didn't want to harm either Tomoko or Momoko. 

Kirishima finally sighed, turning to Mina. He was going to have to do the one thing he didn't want to do. Yet, in their current position, they had no choice. It was either let Tomo and Momo murder Kaminari and then everyone else, or just cave and get help. And Eijirou Kirishima happened to love his precious life. 

"Fuck it." he said to himself, turning to his pink friend. "Mina, call Bakugou and tell him to come and figure his daughters out. There's only so much we can handle before they're able to break that door down, destroy Kami, and then us too. We don't know how to handle them, but Bakugou and Tokoyami do, yeah?"

"B-But Bakugou said—" Denki started, fear in his eyes. 

"Who gives a fuck what that liar said!" Ashido growled, already taking out her phone. "THEY'RE GOING TO LITERALLY KILL US, IDIOT!" 

Sero and Kirishima equally nodded as Mina proceeded to make the call. But it seemed fate really, really didn't care about the four Bakusquad members because just then, something completely horrible happened:

Tomoko and Momoko broke the door down, both grinning meanically at their babysitters.

Kaminari screamed.

This was it, this was the beginning of the end.

Chapter Text

Towards the beginning of their relationship, Bakugou and Tokoyami learned one important thing: never waste money at the movie theaters. 

Of course movie dates were enjoyable and pleasant, something the two opposites didn't mind doing as teens. It was such a simple activity: get the tickets, buy the snacks, and then spend two hours in total darkness watching some new film that recently came out. The physical contact was kept as bay with the most being an innocent joining of the hands. Normal, sweet, and simple, right?

Except, for the blond and the raven, their theater dates never quite ended like that. Sure Bakugou would get the tickets and snacks (while ignoring his lover's complaints about him paying for everything), and yeah at the time the two teens would do the hand holding thing while being engrossed with the film or whatecer. However, let's just say after a while, the film would be watching them versus them watching it.

In Katsuki defense, he couldn't help it that his bird lover was extremely attractive, or that he enjoyed more physical contact than the norm. And he definitely couldn't help it when he would lean over for a kiss, drawing the gothic teen's attention away from the movie. And it definitely, definitely wasn't his fault when those innocent kisses turned into heated make-out sessions. By the time the film was over, the two would often find themselves catching their breathes with Bakugou smirking while Tokoyami tried his best to hid burning blushes. As expected, they would leave the theater not knowing what the hell they had seen with the blond mumbling about how much money he had wasted on tickets.

(It wasn't exactly a waste as Dark Shadow would happily watch the films from beginning to end, often dodging Katsuki's explosions while he'd happily gloat about how wonderful the movie had been)

After a few more movie dates with the same the routine, the couple finally decided that maybe going to theater wasn't the best idea in the world. Instead, they opted on just having 'movie date night' within the solitude of Bakugou's dorm room. That way, they would be saving money and Dark Shadow would still get to enjoy being the only one watching the films. Overall, it had been a win-win situation.

Years later and nothing had changed.

Currently, the husbands found themselves seated rather comfortably on their mocha colored couch. The film Godzilla playing in the background as the two were caught in the middle of an intense and passionate make-out session. The couple both reeked of an after-sex essences with Tokoyami dressed in his boxers and one of the blond's shirts, while Bakugou chose on wearing nothing but his boxers. Various love bites adorned both of their bodies (Fumikage's more than his husband's) paired with messy bed hair and, in Tokoyami's case, feathers. Large arms wrapped around the shorter man's body as Katsuki pulled his lover into his lap, deepening the kiss. On the floor like a child laid Dark Shadow who was way too interested in watching the film, easily ignoring the soft sounds coming from his host's mouth. 

(Besides, he deserved the right to watch such a classic film! After eating the wonderful dinner he had prepared, the quirk had to retreat back within the birdman's body, hiding deep within with the hopes of drowning out the disturbing sexual noises from the two lovers! Sure he had been able to find silence inside of his host, but Dark Shadow still deserved to watch the movie!)

Finally the two parted, both catching their breaths after such intensity. 

"Hm, your rather eager aren't you?" Tokoyami quietly teased. There was a certain edge in his tone that the blond didn't miss, smirking at the seductive voice and lustfilled eyes. 

"Well, what can I say?" Bakugou slyly shot back, hands dancing around his husband's waist. "You yourself did say I could be quite greedy or some shit, right lovebird?" The gothic man blushed at the nickname, but didn't say anything in response. Instead, he turned so he was know straddling Katsuki, their faces inches apart. With a shy smile, Tokoyami tilted his head prompting Bakugou to do the same, their lips almost touching before the moment being ripped away but the explosive hero's phone ringing.

Bakugou groaned while Tokoyami chuckled as the ringtone filled the air. At first, the blond wasn't going to answer. He ignored his lover's curiously worried looks— he wondered if it was their babysitters calling which made him wonder if Tomoko and Momoko were okay— as he glared darkly at the device. It was Dark Shadow, who was growing highly irritated, who finally spoke up.

"HEY ARE YOU GOING TO GET THAT? I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!"

"Shut the fuck up you shadow brat!" Bakugou hissed, rolling his eyes at the playful punch the shorter man gave him. Katsuki really didn't want to answer his fucking phone and deal with those idiots. Though, he would be lying if he said he wasn't somewhat worried that something was wrong with his girls. He had told the idiots not to call unless it was a drastic emergency, and yet here Raccoon Eyes, aka Mina, was calling him. He didn't want to worry too hard, but would still be prepared to destroy the fuck out of them if something really was wrong with Tomo and Momo.

With a growl, he answered his phone with a simple: "What the fuck do you want, Raccoon Fucker?" 

It was silent on the other hand before her heard the woman practically scream, "BAKUGOU YOU FUCKHEAD! WHY DID YOU LIE TO US ABOUT TOMO AND MOMO'S QUIRKS?" 

In life, there wasn't a lot that could catch the No. 2 Hero "Ground Zero" aka Katsuki Bakugou off-guard. It was a known fact that he would always be prepared for whatever the hell was thrown his way. But what Mina had said actually managed to dispute such fact as he processed her words. Quirks? Why in the entire fuck would that dumbass be so worried about his daughters and their quirks? Why—

Oh.

Oh!

It was in that moment that Katsuki finally remembered his genius plan for entertainment that he had created earlier. How he had lied to Kirishima and Sero about his girls not getting their quirks yet, silently hoping that at least one of those brats would throw a tantrum and activate her power. He didn't know how or what his band of idiots would do to piss either Tomoko or Momoko off, yet he was sure it would bound to happen and this was the moment he had been eagerly waiting for.

If he were right, Tomoko or Momoko had thrown a tantrum and more than likely transformed into either a Shadow Demon or a Flaming Winged Devil. And, much to his delight, there was no way om hell his Bakusquad members would be to deal with them. Hell, the blond even knew for a fact that none of them would be able to use their quirks in the situation,  making sure they wouldn't harm the girls. Honestly, Bakugou had forgotten that he planned such a genius scheme, but hearing Mina's anger over the phone was enough to make him fucking excited. 

Katsuki was such a fucking genius.

"Excuse me?" he innocently questioned. From his lap, Tokoyami gave him a glance, but the blond only shrugged it away with a wave of his hands. 

"YOU FUCKING HEARD ME DIPSHIT!" Mina bellowed, and Bakugou was practically relishing in the pure frustration she was oozing. "YOU SET US THE FUCK UP BY PURPOSELY NOT TELL US THAT YOUR DAUGHTERS ARE DEMONS AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS MESS THAT WE CAN'T FIX!"

"Demons? Tomo and Momo are angels, dumbass." he sneered. “Something I personally think they got from me if I had to be honest with you.”

"ANGELS?” Mina repeated, her tone was a mixture of disbelief and anger which the blond really enjoyed. “ANGELS don’t try to set Kaminari on fire while literally destroying everything in her path! ANGELS don’t try to claw people with her large fucking shadow hand that is fucking scary as fuck! ANGELS definitely don’t set their friends the fuck up, jackass!”

The man snorted, ignoring her spiel. “Oh, so it’s both of them? I honestly expected Tomoko to be the one to get all, you know.”

"FUCK OFF DIPSHIT!" she roared, pausing as she took a deep breath. "Come and help us before Kaminari fucking dies or something! It's hard enough for Sero to try and use his tape, only for Tomo to burn that shit like it's nothing! Or for Kirishima to constantly harden his body, working as a human shield against Momo whose body fucking stretches! She stretches! And fuck, I can't even do anything to help as my acid would hurt the two, and Kaminari's punk ass keeps screaming and crying like a giant baby! And the wings— why in the entire hell does Tomoko have wings?! Those shits are annoying, dude!" 

There was silence between the line after such an expressive rant, Mina waiting rather impatiently for a response. Yet the one she got wasn't the one she desires, but she couldn't even be surprised.

"Wow, that sucks I guess.”

"BAKUGOU!”

Bakugou couldn’t believe it, those idiots managed to piss both of his daughters off prompting them to activate their quirks. He had only been hoping for one, but both of them? Fucking GOLD! If Tokoyami wasn’t sitting on his lap and staring intensely at him, the blond would’ve started howling in laughter. Because Tomoko was so much like him, it was naturally easier for her to get so upset about things. Momoko on the other hand was way more calmer, rarely throwing random tantrums compared to her twin. But on the rare occasions that she did, it was as if all of her bottled-up rage came out at once, making her ten times more frightening to deal with.

He had truthfully expected Tomoko to be the one to go berserk with her temper, but the idea that those four had managed to get both girls raging was literally the funniest thing Bakugou had heard. Dealing with one creature was already difficult, but two? It would be damn near impossible.

”FUCK YOU!” the woman on the other end screamed, taking a deep breathe while struggling to remain civil. “Why the FUCK didn’t you tell us? Why pull such a cruel prank on us, dude? You know we wouldn't know what to do in such situation, and yet you still set us up. Why?!”

Before Bakugou could answer, there was a loud crashing noise from the other end followed by frantic screaming and a monsterous roar. 

“MOMOKO PLEASE CALM DOWN!” that was Kirishima.

"TOMOKO STOP TRYING TO SET KAMINARI ON FIRE!” that was Sero.

"I’M TOO PRETTY TO DIE! I DON’T WANNA DIE!” and that was that dumbass Kaminari.

At this point Katsuki couldn’t even hold back his laughter. “That’s exactly why I didn’t say shit, you guys are fucking stupid.”

"AND YOU’RE A DICKHEAD!” Ashido yelled back. “Now come and get your fucking girls!”

”Fuck no, figure it out yourselves.”

”WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY FIGURE IT OUT?!” she hollered. “WE CAN’T EVEN USE OUR FUCKING QUIRKS, YOU KNOW THAT! NOW COME AND GET YOUR KIDS!”

Bakugou smirked. “It’s not even that bad, dipshit. They’ll be fine in like an hour or something, just entertain them for now. Become those wonderful and perfect Godparents for those darling little princesses."

He was really interested in knowing what the foursome had done to his girls at this point. He couldn’t exactly see Tomoko freaking out with Momoko following after. If Tomoko had been to one to lose control first, Momoko would’ve been more prone to trying to calm her twin down. The only scenario he could really picture was Momoko being the one to snap first, with her sister following in a way to defend the raven. But even then that would mean that one of those fuckheads had done something so bad to Momo, someone who rarely got mad in the first place, forcing her emotions and quirk to go crazy.

What the hell had happened.

Tokoyami blinked, tilting his head in confusion at his husband’s words. If didn't know any better, and judging from the sounds he heard from the other line, it sounded as if—

“Katsuki, is everything—” He was never able to finish as a large hand squeezed at his behind, emitting a squeak out of him.

“ENTERTAIN THEM?” The Alien Hero repeated, Bakugou could imagine her gawking at the phone. “THEY’RE GOING TO KILL US!” Then, Mina let out a shout as what sounded like a struggle was heard. This time, a new voice spoke out: it was Kaminari.

“GET YOUR FUCKING DEMON KIDS BITCH!”

“They don’t bite.”

“YES THE FUCK THEY DO!” there was a pause before the electric blond continued. “ALRIGHT SO THEY DON’T BITE! But one is crawling on the time ceiling like an animal, while the other is trying to burn me alive! Shit is broken or burned, I don't have a bed anymore, and your two girls and losing their fucking minds! NOW COME AND GET YOUR KIDS!”

Bakugou snorted. “I’m good, dumbass. But I am interested in knowing what you did to get them at that stage.”

He could hear Denki groan. “It’s your fault for purposely singling me out on that stupid note on Momo's cookie container! You know how I am and how I love dessert, my dude! And because you specifically called me out, I ate them— I fucking ate her cookies! I didn’t really mean to, but they were so damn good, Bakubro! And yet freaking Momo threw a tantrum over it with Tomo trying to defend her!” There was a slight before Kaminari continued his rant. "I mean, what type of child throws a tantrum over cookies, fucking cookies?! She literally started crying over a dessert that could be made again and again and again! But whatever man, just come and get your girls please? I don't want to die tonight!"

It was quiet for a few minutes as Katsuki thought over everything Kaminari had said. Ah, as usual the blond was right. Denki has pissed off Momoko, which by relation angered Tomoko who more than likely thought her sister was danger. Those fucking idiots. 

However, the one thing that bothered him was the fact that Kaminari had ate those cookies. Despite setting his friends up, the whole cookie thing wasn’t apart of his plan. He only called Denki out on that note knowing that the dumbass ate everything in site, not to add fuel to the flames. Besides, didn't anyone read the rest of the note to find out what those cookies were actually for?

“You ate those cookies?” he demanded, simply ignoring everything else the blond had told him.

“THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT HERE!”

"Did you fucking eat them, yes or no?"

"I...ugh, yes!"

“And you’re still awake? Like, you don’t feel tired or some shit?”

Kaminari was confused now. “Why would I not be awake?”

Bakugou sighed, already done with this conversation. “Whatever. I don’t feel like talking anymore so just deal with the girls or something. Everyone has a limit and soon those two will reach theirs, yeah? Don't call me anymore, good-fucking-bye.”

“WAIT, BAKUBRO, DON’T HANG—”

Click.

With a sigh, the blond tossed the phone to the side, allowing his hands to rest on his husband's waist. But of course, Tokoyami had questions.

"What was that about?"

"Nothin' that concerns you."

Silence.

"Are the girls okay?"

"If they wasn't I'd literally be on the way over to bomb those fuckheads."

Silence.

"Then why are they both still awake?"

"Don't know, and I don't care. They both seem safe to me so it's whatever. It's alright to let them stay up late just this once."

"Really? Coming from the person who always complains when Tomo and Momo are up even a minute after their bedtime?"

...

"Shut the hell up."

Silence.

"Why did I hear screaming then as if someone was in trouble?"

"I don't fucking know, they were watching a movie or some shit."

Silence.

"What did you mean you were talking about how everyone had limits?"

"Limits of fucking energy, meaning those two brats will tire themselves out from all the fun they're having."

Silence.

"You know I don't believe you, right Katsuki?"

The man groaned, rolling his eyes at his lover's various questions. "Do you really think I'd lie to you, Fumi?"

"About other things? Not really." the raven truthfully answered, softly smiling. "But I do know that you're lying to me about whatever that phone call was, and I think I have a pretty clear idea of what's going on. I'm not stupid, darling."

"Never said you was, pretty bird." Bakugou shot back, his grin as sly as a fox. He tightened his hold on the birdman's waist, dragging their body's closer together. 

"A man so dangerously beautiful trying to shield my eyes away from the naked truth, clothing me with a perfectly dressed lie." Tokoyami mused. He wasn't able to conceal the blush on his face after being called 'pretty bird,' he was such a sucker for Bakugou and his childishly soft nicknames.

"I shall never be satifiested with turning a blind eye to the pursuit of honesty." he continued, pushing Katsuki's wandering hands away. Tokoyami really wasn't stupid. He knew Bakugou was lying about that phone call and now the blond was trying to change the subject by being physical. 

"All I hear are those pretty lips of yours begging for me to kiss you, birdbrain." Bakugou hummed. He began placing light, feathery kisses on his husband's exposed shoulder, smirking in success when he could feel the shorter man start to shiver. Good, all he had to do was throw out a few more nicknames, a few more kisses, and soon enough the raven would simply forget about that stupid phone call. He loved Tokoyami, he really did, but at times, the man could be so easy to play. 

Yet this tim, it seemed fate was against Bakugou as another phone began to ring: it was Tokoyami's.

Immediately the night hero jumped from the blond's lap, quickly reaching for his phone. It was quite the struggle as he felt a pair of strong hands attempt to yank him back, but with the help of Dark Shadow, who was always happy to go against Bakugou, he had succeeded. Triumphally, Fumikage stood away from the couch, proudly grinning at the sight of Katsuki glaring at him.

"Good evening, Eijirou." he politely greeted upon answering his phone. As suspected, the hero immediately figured out something was wrong based on the hesitation before the redhead spoke, along with the maddening sounds of crashing and roaring in the background.

Roaring.

Fumikage really hoped he wasn't right because he really did have an idea or what was happening, one he didn't like.

"Ah, Tokoyami, hello." Kirishima said rather brightly, but the fear and desperation in his tone was obvious. "Listen, I truly hate to bother you and Bakugou, especially during your date night and stuff, but uh, do you remember earlier how I asked you about the girls' quirks? Remember how you wanted to say something but was cut off by your oh-so kind husband?" The last statement was laced in sarcasm, the night-hero had to hold in a snort.

The only thing actually stopping him from laughing was that he was too busy processing Kirishima's question and suddenly the conversation from earlier played in his mind. He could easily remember scolding Katsuki when they two had finally been alone, wondering why his husband didn't warn his own friends about the dramatics that came along with Tomoko and Momoko's quirks. He remembered how Bakugou had grinned, calling it some sort of "entertainment" or something before reassuring the bird hero that there was no way the Bakusquad members would be foolish enough to push their daughters to that point.

Of course Fumikage could recall having doubts, but found himself miles away from said doubts after being drowned in affection words and intimate moments. It was so easy to believe his sneaky lover that the raven hadn't even worried about Tomo and Momo actually using their quirks (he honestly figured that everything would run smoothly and the next day he would force Bakugou to admit to his friends that their girls did have powers along with a sincere apology).

But for Kirishima to be calling him with such question, along with the descrution that could be heard in the background, that could only mean one thing.

Tokoyami was going to kill his husband.

"Is it both of them, or just one?" he questioned, and instantly he could tell the man on the other line understood.

"B-Both!" he nearly shouted. "But listen, I promise you, Kaminari didn't mean—"

Both. Both as in both of his daughters were currently rampaging with those wild quirks of theirs, something the explosive blond had reassured wouldn't happen. 

He felt like such an idiot.

Tokoyami sighed, glowering at Katsuki who had an innocent smile dancing on his lips. "You don't have to explain anything, my loving husband and I shall be there soon to deal with our girls." he explained to Kirishima, listening while the redhead sighed in relief. "Until we get there, the only thing I can offer is that you somehow manage to lock the girls up in a room where they won't be able to cause anymore harm."

"You see, we already tried that and they uh, knocked the door down."

"I see." Fumikage nearly growled. He threw the remote towards Bakugou's head, rolling his eyes when the blond dodged with an amused snicker. "Please just bare with the two for a few more minutes as the methods Katsuki and I use can be very hard to explain over the phone, especially with the rukus you have going on in the background."

"R-Right." the other man responded. His voice then turned into a whisper as he said, "Please hurry." 

Click. 

He had hung up, presumably off to face the dangers that was Tomoko and Momoko Bakugou. From experience, Tokoyami knew for a fact that as long as they were in such forms the two wouldn't stop unless whatever target in mind was destroyed. Kirishima had mentioned something about Kaminari, which only meant that the electric blond, who had probably done something that came off as hurtful, was the intended target. 

Tomo and Momo weren't going to stop until Denki Kaminari was destroyed, and it was all Katsuki's fault.

Fucking amazing.

There was silence between the couple as Tokoyami just continue to glare in annoyance at his husband. The blond didn't seem too mind that much, gazing up at the birdman with that stupid innocent grin. Eventually, the raven forced himself to look away as both he and Dark Shadow stormed up the stairs. Bakugou could only let out a laugh as he began following his dramatic husband upstairs. As great as this small dose of entertainment had been, it was time to go and get their girls, and honestly, the blond didn't mind (he hated to admit it, but Katsuki fucking missed those two brats and their ridiculous antics).

However, what did manage to wipe that grin off of his face was hearing Fumikage yell out:

"Katsuki dear, I do hope you enjoy the comfort levels of our couch. After all, you'll be sleeping there tonight for causing such mayhem that could've been avoid with a simple explanation."

…

"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

Chapter Text

There were a lot of things Bakugou and Tokoyami expected when they finally made it to Kirishima and Kaminari’s apartment. Would the fire department be there? Maybe an ambulance? Maybe the building would currently be on fire or something? Would they hear about Kaminari being dead? Would there be a news team to document his demise? Would they have to fight with the police, stopping them from taking their daughters away?

(Fumikage had been a nervous wreck while Katsuki has been brewing in amusement, way too impatient to see the fate of his idiots)

So imagine their surprise (both of relief and disappointment) when the two walked in on a rather calm situation. Tomoko and Momoko, both back in their normal human forms, were both sitting on the floor wrapped up in Sero’s tape. Both somehow had on their pajamas and was staring at the ground with different emotions on their little faces. Tomoko was sporting an annoyed childish pout that clashed with Momoko’s look of remorse and regret (which was quite the shock to Katsuki as he knew firsthand that it wasn’t easy for Momo to actually show regret towards something).  

As for the four heroes, Kaminari made sure to keep his distance from the girls as he sat on the farthest end on the couch, eyes watching the toddlers like a hawk. Kirishima was sitting in front of Momo with a book in hand, reading to the child, while Mina and Sero were attempting to brush Tomo’s damp hair.

The damage in the apartment was also very noticeable, though it seemed as if the four had cleaned up a bit. Despite their efforts, the couple could see a few claw marks and burns here and there adorning the wall like it was art. Broken items like a large bookshelf that was burned into pieces, and the mocha colored couch that was sporting a large gash in the middle of it. It was bad, really bad to be honest, but not as worse or a trainwreck as Tokoyami had previously thought. Bakugou on the other hand, was still mildly disappointed by the minimal damage and how calm everyone was. 

"Wow, this place looks like complete shit."

Six heads quickly whirled around at the new voice, Tomoko and Momoko's eyes growing comically large as they spotted their fathers. Kirishima grinned, Kaminari sighed in relief, and Mina and Sero glared rather darkly at their so-called best friend. Without a word, the tape hero freed the two toddlers, not being able to stop the small smile when he saw how fast they ran to the couple.

"PAPA!" the young raven yelled, jumping in Bakugou's open arms. She instantly wrapped her arms around his neck, nuzzling her face against his and even giggling when she noticed the blond try to hide a soft grin.

"DADDY!" the other child exclaimed. Instead of jumping in Tokoyami's arms, Tomoko opted on attaching her small body to one of his legs, grinning up at the man with an innocently evil expression that was way too similar to Bakugou's. Tokoyami couldn't help but laugh, even though the two swore up and down that they were nothing alike, Tomoko truly was a little mini-version of Katsuki himself. 

Greetings were shared between the six adults— well, more like the Bakusquad members happily greeted Tokoyami, while yelling or glaring at an amused Bakugou (except Kirishima, he was still all smiles despite what his best bro had done). The couple then listened as Kirishima explained how they managed to calm their daughters down because after a while, it had became a little too much. Realizing that Momoko's quirk had a light weakness like Dark Shadow's, Kirishima had found the brightest flashlight he could, scaring the young girl back to her normal self. As for Tomoko, Mina simply sprayed the girl with water, both killing out her flames and damping her wings (which explained why her hair was wet). With the girls finally calm, they were changed into her pajamas and wrapped with tape just in case. Tokoyami has been highly impressed with their method, Bakugou didn't care (all he wanted to hear was the pain his friends had gone though).

With that out of the way, then came time for the apologies.

The bird hero was the first to apologize various times for both the damage to the apartment and for his daughters attacking them. Mina softly reassured that it wasn’t him they were upset with, but still made sure to accept Tokoyami’s apology as they realized he wouldn’t stop until they did.

When it came to Bakugou and his turn to say sorry, the blond merely shrugged, calling his friends 'idiot crybabies' before scolding them for not being able to take a simple joke and for taking too long to deal with two little toddlers. Of course that didn't sit well with Mina, Sero, and Kaminari, all who yelled at their explosive friend, demanding for reasonable explanation and a heartfelt apology or something. In the end, while he didn't fully say that he was sorry, Katsuki did mutter something about maybe feeling a bit bad regarding the torture his idiots went through. He was never going to fully say "I'm sorry," but that had been enough to the Bakusquad members.

It was quiet for a few minutes as Tokoyami looked expectantly towards Momoko. The young girl, who noticed the look, sighed, turning her head so she was facing her babysitters. The raven knew she would eventually be next, but didn’t mind too much as she did feel bad in regards to letting her quirk take control like. Momoko prided herself on being put together and in control, two things she hadn’t showed with her latest stunt. 

"I really am sorry about what I did and stuff," she quietly began, eyes darting back to the floor. "It just really hurt my feelings when Uncle Kami ate my cookies without telling me. Like, I would've gave you some if you asked, but you didn't and it was mean so I thought I had done something bad. But still, it wasn't nice of me to be all scary like that, I'm sorry for hurting you all and damaging your place." 

Despite being verbally offensive at times, apologizing was one thing Momoko could do. It was easy for her to admit when she was wrong, and her babysitters could easily tell she was being genuine with them.

"Aw, it's okay, Momo!" Kaminari exclaimed, smiling at the girl. "And listen, I'm sorry for eating your cookies. Like you said, I should've asked instead of just taking something that wasn't mine, so I understand why that hurt your feelings. I hope you can forgive me, yeah? After all, you are one-half of my favorite goddaughter!"

Momoko instantly grinned, nodding rather happily. Everyone laughed at the bright little toddler (minus Bakugou, he was rolling his eyes) as silence crept into the room again. But this time, Tokoyami had his glance focused on Tomoko. The blonde, who had removed herself from her father's leg, just stared back at him in return, curiosity on her face. 

"Why do you keep staring at me, daddy?" she questioned, Fumikage sighed.

"Sweetheart, don't you have something to say too?" 

Tomoko paused, as if actually thinking this over, before shaking her head. "No, not really."

Bakugou snorted, Tokoyami face-palmed. 

And here came another flaw of the wild child that was Tomoko Bakugou. While Momoko was well aware of when things went too far and could easily say sorry, for some reason Tomoko couldn't. Just like Katsuki, the idea of actually saying sorry to someone was just too ridiculous. To her, showing remorse was the same thing as saying you were wrong— and Tomoko Bakugou was never wrong in her mind.

"Darling, I think it's your turn to apologize to everyone, especially to your Uncle Kami." the raven said, trying to reason with the girl. He didn't really want to start a fight with his daughter, but they weren't leaving until she admitted she had done wrong.

"Why would I do that?"

"Tomoko, from what I heard you tried to set Uncle Kami on fire, that isn't very nice, sweetheart."

"But I didn't actually do it though."

"It's the fact that you were going to do it which is wrong, now say sorry please."

"But I didn't do it, which means I didn't do anything wrong, daddy."

"Darling, I don't want to argue with you, now please say sorry."

"I would if I did something bad, but I didn't."

"You literally tried to set someone on fire, Tomoko."

"But I didn't."

Tokoyami groaned in frustration, rubbing his hands through his feathers. He really didn't have time to deal with his daughter and her annoyingly smart mouth, something she obviously had received from her explosive father. The Bakusquad members couldn't help but softly laugh at the bickering, while Bakugou smirked. Though, that smirked disappeared rather quickly when his husband turned to him with dark eyes, glaring at the man in a way that screamed: fucking help me you asshole.

If he hadn't received that threat earlier with sleeping on the couch, the blond would've immediately refused. But hey, there was no fucking way Bakugou was going to sleep on that damned piece of furniture. If forcing his little brat to say sorry would gain him points in Tokoyami's eyes, he would do whatever it took.

Focusing on said brat, Katsuki nudged her with his foot. "Cut that smart shit out and just say sorry to the idiot, Tomoko."

Just as Tokoyami had gotten frustrated, so did Tomo. She glared at her papa, shaking her head. "No." 

She honestly couldn’t understand why her fathers were so upset, or even why they wanted her to apologize to that blockhead Uncle Kami. It wasn’t as if she had done something completely wrong! Uncle Kami was still alive and breathing, why should she have to say sorry to him? If anything he should be apologizing to her for being such a stupidhead.

"Excuse me? That wasn't an option or some shit, nor did I give you the luxury of stating your opinion. I’m the adult and you’re the child, say sorry now!"

"I don't get what I did wrong!" the girl exclaimed, waving her little arms in the air. "Uncle Kami was being mean to Momo, so I protected her like a good sister would! That's not a bad thing, I don't have to say sorry so stop trying to make me do that!"

"You fucking tried to set him on fire, Tomoko! That's not right, why don't you understand that? You can’t go ‘round trying to kill people and shit, brat!"

"You would've done the same thing." she shot back, sticking her tongue out at the older blond. And it wasn't like she was lying, the young toddler knew her papa could be such a hothead at times— he'd definitely do the same thing, she's knew he would!

Bakugou gritted his teeth in annoyance at how right she was, but still managed to stay strong. "It doesn't what I would've done, Tomo. What matters is that you, as child, tried to harm someone else as well as damage someone else's property. I get that you were looking out for your sister, but you could've done it in a different way." Satisfied with his little spiel, Bakugou finished with, "Now, I won't say this again, Tomoko. Tell Uncle Kami that you're sorry so we can get out of this place. And trust me, if you tell me no, I promise you won't like what I do in return."

There was now tension in the air as the two blonds glared at each other. Kaminari couldn't help but grin, while Mina, Sero, and Kirishima all had expressions that yelled yikes! Even Tokoyami was glancing at his husband and daughter, oddly impressed at the level of authority in Bakugou's voice. However, it was Momoko, who was still in her papa's arms, who noticed that her sister was ready to say no again. She hadn't said it yet, but Momo didn't miss the frustration growing within Tomoko and knew she had to do something or else her airhead twin really did get in trouble. 

After all, Tomoko Bakugou never backed down from anything. If she started something, she would make sure she would be the one to finish it or come out as victorious.

"Tomo, c'mon, just say sorry." Momoko suddenly said, gaining her sister's attention. The two stared each other down, Tomoko's eyes softening just a bit as the raven said, "For me? Please?" Sure the two argued like cats and dogs, but the raven knew that her sister would do anything for her just as she would for the blonde. Besides, she was the only person who was really able to pull an apology out of Tomoko, their parents knew this.

It took a few minutes, but the young blonde finally huffed, that irritated pout finding its way back on her face as she stormed away from her family and right in front of Kaminari himself. She glanced up at the electric man, taking in the smug smirk on his lips and rolled her red eyes. 

"I'm sorry." she forcibly spit out, trying to keep her tone as passive and apologetic as ever. There were a few grins from the others and a content smile from Tokoyami, simply proud that this whole little dispute was over with. Was it the best apology in the world? Of course not. But it was the closest thing anyone would get from the girl and everyone was relieved, glad that all of this was almost over.

But there was just one little issue: Tomoko wasn't done yet. 

Quickly, she dropped into a fighting stance. Bringing her right arm back, she suddenly hollered out: "I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE A STUPID OLD MAN WHO HURT MY SISTER'S FEELINGS AND COULDN'T DEAL WITH A FEW FLAMES, YOU WEENIE!" And as if that wasn't enough, Tomoko Bakugou did the one thing she felt was right in this situation: she punched Kaminari…

...right in his nutsack.

The reactions from the others was priceless. Bakugou and Momoko howled in laughter at the display, while a look of complete horror ran across Tokoyami's features. Kirishima gasped in utter disbelief and shock, while Sero and Mina were torn between laughing at their friend or going to help him. As for Kaminari, the man let out a painfully loud scream before hitting the floor. 

Denki Kaminari couldn’t believe the intense agony and pain he was currently feeling. There the blond was, laying on his own damn floor after being punched in the nutsack by a flaming little shithead. Looking up at the perpetrator, he found himself gazing into Tomoko's eyes and saw that the girl was too busy smiling at him, obviously proud of what she had done. Behind her, Bakugou, that explosive dickhead, proudly high-five the child, while Tokoyami looked like he was torn between strangling or yelling at the escentric child (and Bakugou himself). 

Before anyone could say anything (what was there to be said after such display?), Tomoko turned to the rest of the Bakusqaud happily saying: "I'm sorry that I hurt you three in the process of trying to destroy Uncle Kami! I'm sorry about the damage or whatever! But this way, you guys can buy some new stuff and make this place look less lame! I mean, everything here is so dull and boring, but now you can find cooler and better things!"

It was such a offhand compliant-apology-diss and yet no one was able to say something about it as everyone was still in shock over watching the four-year-old put all of her strength into punching Kaminari, right in his nutsack. It had happened so fast, no one was really expecting such a thing to occur and yet here everyone gawking at the child. Literally, no one could get over what had just happened: Kaminari got punched in his balls, and by a four-year-old! 

Whatever laughter Mina and Sero had been trying to hold back escaped as the two couldn't hold it anymore, joining in with Bakugou and Momoko. Kirishima jumped down to help his poor friend, rubbing the electric blond's back soothingly while asking if he was okay. Tokoyami was busy staring down at his daughter, not exactly knowing what to do anymore. And Tomoko? Well, the toddler still had that proud smile on her lips. Despite 'assaulting the man,' at the end of the day, the young blonde did say sorry like her dad wanted, right? Technically, she did apologize, so everything was okay, right?

Eventually the noise died down as Bakugou abruptly decided he was ready to go. He thanked his friends for playing babysitters, paid them for their services, and surprisingly offered to pay for the damages, telling Kirishima to write him an estimate of how much repairs would be. Even though he was still in shock, Fumikage was able to mutter out a heartfelt thank you and another string of apologies, before his husband pushed both him and a gleeful Tomoko out of the door (the girl had now opted on using her wings as she fly out of the apartment). Still holding Momoko in his arms, Katsuki turned to say a few parting words to his band of idiots:

"Listen, I'm going to be very honest with you dumbasses. Sure, I didn't tell you four about their quirks on purpose, but I didn't really expect you guys to actually push Tomo and Momo to that point. Of course, a part of me wanting them to like lose control so you weirdos would freak out, and I'm really glad they did because listening to your story was the highlight of my night."

Mina scoffed. "Is there a point to this story or are you just going to continue gloating like a lying piece of crap!" 

At this, Bakugou smirked. "I hate to tell you guys this, but the whole me planning the cookie thing wasn't exactly part of the plan. I genuinely called the idiotic Pikachu out because I know he likes to eat everything in site." He paused, covering Momoko's ears. "If you fuckheads would've turned that note over, you would've read that those cookies had sleeping medicine in them."

Eijirou, Ashido, and Hanta all paused, their mouths dropping in surprise. 

"Wait, what?!" Sero demanded. Those cookies, they had sleeping medicine in them? 

The blond nodded as he explained. "Because Fumi and I switch out at night, it stirs the girls up, making it harder for them to go to sleep at the sudden change. Some nights I'm lucky and the brats will just get tired, but others I have to deal with them wanting me to play and shit when they should be in bed. So, during those difficult times, Toko and I would bake cookies for Momo and brownies for Tomo, putting sleeping medicine in each. Y’know, to help them or whatever" 

There was a slight pause as his smirk grew wider. "Basically what I'm saying is that all of this would've been avoided if you assfucks would've actually read the back."

The redhead gaped. "How the hell were we supposed to know to read the back, Katsuki?!"

"I literally wrote on the front for you all to check the back, but you dumbasses didn't pay attention." Bakugou shot back, shrugging rather carelessly. "So because Denki ate Momo's cookies and hurt her feelings or whatever, you all had to deal with two overpowered demons. When in reality, all of that shit could've been avoided if you would have put your stupid brains together for once in your life." 

He then let Momoko's ears go, smiling at his daughter who smiled back as she hadn’t heard a thing he had said.

"But, I—" Mina started, not being able to wrap her mind around the sudden revelation. "But Kaminari ate them and he's still awake."

"You sure about that?" the explosive hero questioned. At his words, the three friends whipped around and collectively groaned. There Kaminari was laying on the ground, practically dead asleep, drooling and snoring as if he were a child. The trio couldn't believe it, those fucking cookies had sleeping medicine in them? The fuck?! 

With one last wave, Bakugou and his daughter were gone, leaving behind three exhausted and shellshocked heroes and their sleeping friend. There were a lot of things the trio wanted to do or say after the entire experience, but the only sound that left each of them was laughter. They couldn't help, at the end of the day the situation had really been funny as hell. Yeah it had also been tiring, annoying, terrifying, maddening, the list could go on— but overall, the shit was just funny. 

So, they laughed, poking jokes at each other and even more at their sleeping friend. At one point, Kirishima had left to find a marker, so the three could draw on Denki's face, as Sero whipped his phone out, snapping a few photos of Mina before their real fun began. 

In the end, watching Tomoko and Momoko had been quite the journey. Sure the whole turning into demons thing had been freaking wild as hell, but all in all, the two weren't that bad of children. The moments were the twins were normal was enjoyable, the six being able to create everlasting and meaningful memories together. The girls were good kids and the Bakusquad couldn't help but feel honored and very happy that they got to spend time with their Goddaughters. 

But of course, it would be quite a long time before the four heroes would offer to watch Tomoko and Momoko again.

Chapter Text

The drive back home for the Bakugou Family had been different ride of emotions. 

For the first half of the ride, everyone had to listen as Tokoyami ranted and scolded each his husband and his daughters for their actions. Even though they, well Momoko, apologized, the man still wasn’t too please knowing that his daughters caused such a ruckus. And for Tomoko to punch Kaminari where the sun doesn’t shine? How ridiculously childish of them! As for his husband, he couldn’t believe that the blond had enjoyed setting up his friends, enjoyed hearing about all of the problems they had to deal with. Netherless, Fumikage wasn’t too hard on his family and their actions. At the end of the day, everyone was safe so he figured he could let the whole situation go (plus, he could understand why Momoko had been so hurt by Denki’s mistake). 

When the tension gone, the husbands sound found themselves being forced to listen as their girls animatedly shouted out all of the fun things they had done with the Bakusquad.

Momoko spoke highly about their zoo trip, listing every single animal they had seen and all of the cotton candy and funnel cakes she had consumed. Tomoko gushed about the delicious noodles she got to enjoy, bragging about beating Kaminari and Sero in a noodle eating competition. Their fathers had listened to everything, making sure not to interrupt, and couldn't hide the warming smiles off their faces. Of course the two men figured it would be a while before the Bakusquad would agree to watch the twins again after such a night, but nonetheless, Katsuki and Fumikage could only be grateful towards the four for planning such an exciting day for their girls.

Eventually the chatter died down as the two sisters began to relax. Dark Shadow finally made an appearance and found himself snuggling with the twins, enjoying the way they were gently petting him. The silence was golden and comfortable, everyone just basking in each other's company as one happy family.

"Hey, are you still mad or something?" Bakugou softly questioned, glancing over at the gothic man. “I mean, yeah, I guess I can see your point or whatever, but I just wanted a little entertainment. And it’s not like anyone got hurt, babe.”

Tokoyami shrugged. "It would've been nice to warn your friends about the girls and their quirks from the very beginning. I mean, despite your reassurance, they actually did lose control." 

The blond sighed, but didn't say anything as his husband continued. "However, now that I think about it, I must admit it was awfully hilarious listening to the four wail about their troubles. And the fact that all of that had happened over Denki eating Momoko's cookies? Terribly iconic, but greatly hilarious. If only they had turned that note over, everything could've been avoided."

At this, Bakugou grinned. Taking one hand off of the steering wheel, he intertwined his fingers with Tokoyami's, raising their hands so he could place a gentle kiss on the birdman's hand

"Y'know, back when we were teens, I never would've expected that I'd actually fall for the love shit," he quietly whispered, still holding on to Fumi's hand. "But look at me now. I got married when I was twenty-five, had two kids when I was twenty-eight, and I fucking love it." His squeezed his husband's hand, face reddening as he finished with saying, "Fumi, I love you so much, and I love our daughters and the wonderful life you've given me— and even that stupid shadow idiot. I just wanted you to know that or whatever."  

Tokoyami couldn't stop the burning blush and smile that spread across his face, illustrating him as if he were a painting. When it came to expressing feelings, Katsuki wasn't the best person in such department, but Fumikage understood this and was always secure in his lover’s feelings for him. But the moments when it actually got to hear them aloud just made it even more special. 

"I love you too, my love." he whispered, squeezing Bakugou's hand in return. "I'll always love you forever and ever, and I find myself grateful for the wonderful and fulfilling life you have give both Dark Shadow and I with our magnificent daughters."

The blond scoffed, used to his husband's dramatic antics, but opted on placing a soft kiss on his hand instead. The pair fell back into the comfortable silence…

…that was ruined a few seconds later.

"TOMO, STOP BREATHING IN MY DIRECTION"

"IT'S NOT YOUR AIR! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, MOMO!"

"WELL BREATHE THE OTHER WAY THEN! YOUR BREATH STINKS!"

"THAT'S YOUR OWN BREATH!"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"YES IT IS!"

"NOT!"

"IS SO, STUPIDHEAD!"

“YOU’RE CALLING ME STUPID? ME? COMPARED TO YOU?”

…

“ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID, MOMO?”

The bickering continued on with the twins getting louder and louder each time. Bakugou shook his head, already getting annoyed with the noise, while Tokoyami suppressed the urge to let out a soft chuckle. Truthfully, things wouldn't be normal without Momoko somehow starting a petty and meaningless argument with Tomoko. 

"Oi, birdbrain." Katsuki called, briefly glancing over at his husband. "You know, now that I think about it, that idiot Kaminari only ate the cookies, yeah?"

"I supposed he did." Fumikage answered, and already he could see where this conversation was going. "Meaning he never went through Tomo's bag and saw her brownies, the brownies that still have our special ingredient in it, right?"

The blond grinned. "Exactly."

Much to their surprise, Dark Shadow, who had grown rather irritated by the bickering, had already gone through Tomoko's overnight bag. The couple only watched with amused eyes as the quirk happily passed each of the girls a brownie, giving his host a thumbs up while he made himself cozy in the middle seat again. Even after eating the treats, the sisters went about with their petty dispute, yelling various names at each others. But as time went on, their voices began to drastically change, this time laced with obvious tiredness. And before Bakugou and Tokoyami knew it, Tomoko and Momoko were fast asleep in their car seats, each wearing a peaceful expression.

Bakugou and Tokoyami loved their daughters, they really did— but it was times like this that made them equally grateful for the wonders that was putting sleeping medicine in your children's desserts.