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6:09AM

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

kayaygay is now online.

kayaygay: KOKICHI U FUCIXNDG SHIST ITS 6 FUCKING AM U FUCKXING

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

kayaygay: STOP

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

kayaygay: OH MY FUCKIDNG GOD

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

kayaygay: SHUICHI U FUCK WAKE UP AND STOP HIM

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shu

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHUUUUUUU

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SAIHARA-CHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHUIIIIIIIIIICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHUUUUUUUUMAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: @Shuichi Saihara

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: @Shuichi Saihara

buzz lightyear is now online.

buzz lightyear: what. THE FUCK

buzz lightyear: MY PHONE IS DYING

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )

buzz lightyear: WTFCUCJKDKD?#??#?#

sherlock homo is now online.

sherlock homo: ...What the fuck

sherlock homo: What do you want kokichi

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHUMAI!!!!(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )
(Loudly Crying Face )(Two Hearts )(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )

sherlock homo: ,,What

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shumaiiiiii u were so rough last night uwuwuwuwuwuuwuw

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: my back hurts ówò pwease give me some loving uwu(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: be gentle tho uk how sensitive i am uwuuwuwuuw(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )

kayaygay: ...

buzz lightyear: ...

sherlock homo is typing...

sickducker69 is now online.

buzz lightyear: OK WTF KINDA SHIT???? KOKICHI YOU HAVE A FUCKING DM USE IT WHAT THE FUCK??????

sickducker69: FUCK

sickducker69: IS THAT TRUE??? SHITHARAS LIKE THAT?? HOLY SHIT

sickducker69: thats pretty fucking HOT tbfh

sickducker69: hh shithara being all dom even tho hes a beta fuck outside,,

sickducker69: like damn i didnt kno u had it in u

sickducker69: yo uh cockitchy do u mind if i steal him

sickducker69: just uh so me tim e s

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: NO

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: FUCK OFF U SLUT

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: shumais only allowed to fuck ME

sherlock homo: ...

sherlock homo left Kokichi's Stripclub;).

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: oh fuc

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHU IM SORRY SSJKSKSKSKDK

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: WAAAHHHH!!!!(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )

kayaygay: u fucked up

sickducker69: THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR NOT SHARING BITCH

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: FUCK U

mummy kink is now online.

kayaygay: oh shit mum's online

mummy kink is typing...

kayaygay: hoooo boy kokichis fucked

sickducker69: HAHA LIKE LAST NIGHT AMIRITE

buzz lightyear: pls sto p

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: FUCK

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: rip me

sickducker69: SUCKS TO BE U FUCKING TWINK

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: EAT MY ASS U HORNY ASS BITCH

kayaygay: dont u have shuichi for that

buzz lightyear: wat th actual fukc ka ede

kayaygay: am i w r o n g

kayaygay: holy shit tho mum's still typing

kayaygay: kokichis screwed weewwww

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: fuc k

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: rest in panta kokichi ouma u were so fucking sexy and u had such a juicy ass(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: welp guess i better hurry and drink my panta and fulfill shumais pee kink before i die

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: anyone got some clear wrap for my bed

buzz lightyear: PEE KINK??!?! WHATHFUCKKC?!?!??!!?

kayaygay: i did NOT need to know abt my bffs kinks like that THANKS

kayaygay: but actually now that i think abt it

kayaygay: ik this might be a lie but

kayaygay: i kinda figured hes into weird shit tbh

kayaygay: if u read this sorry shuichi but its tru bc u seem like the type

kayaygay: I LOVE U STILL DW IM NOT KINKSHAMING THAT MUCH

buzz lightyear: """"THAT MUCH""""

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: KAYAYDAY DONT BE SORRY BC ITS TRUEEEEEE ÙWÚ(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )

buzz lightyear: okay first of all what the fuck

buzz lightyear: second of all

buzz lightyear: i cannot believe my bro is like this

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: nishishi uwu(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )

buzz lightyear: tho speaking of this uhhhh

buzz lightyear: does he have a thing for like stomachs too bc he keeps staring at kokichi when he eats

kayaygay: WWAUT WHAT

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: ;)))(Winking Face )(Winking Face )

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: he feeds me good;)))))(Winking Face )(Winking Face )(Face Throwing A Kiss )(Face Throwing A Kiss )(Face Savouring Delicious Food )(Face Savouring Delicious Food )

kayaygay: KAITO WHY THE FUCK

buzz lightyear: i hate myself whyd i even as k

sickducker69: WAIT A MIN WHAT???? THE FUCK????

sickducker69: POOICHIS INTO PEE??????? FUCK

sickducker69: COCKITCHY U LUCKY BITCH UGHHH

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: TOO FUCKING BAD CUMSLUT HES M I N E

mummy kink: Kokichi. You actual fucking piece of shit that I loathe to call my child. I love you and all or whatever, but it is literally 6 fucking am and you have woken Kaede, Kaito, Shuichi, Miu and I just for this. You have even driven Shuichi to leave the group. If you needed attention from him, you could have messaged him directly. Speaking of Shuichi, we did NOT need to know about all the things you get up to with him. Please keep all that talk about kinks in private chat. Again, I love you - I love all of you - but you're a piece of shit and I'm this close to throwing you into the washing machine.

fr e sh a voca do is now online.

fr e sh a voca do: damn

fr e sh a voca do: rip gremlin

kayaygay: rip gremlin

buzz lightyear: rip gremlin

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: :,(((((

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: sowwy mwummy huhu:,,,,((((

sickducker69: SERVES YOU RIGHT BITCH

mummy kink: Keep quiet, Miu. You're in trouble too.

sickducker69: heeeeeeeeee!!!!!

sickducker69: a-are.. are u going to p-punish me mummy..?????

kayaygay: did u just type out a fucking stutter

sickducker69: sksjdjsjhZhjsJSJDJSKXHS

sickducker69: PLEASE!!! P UNISH ME MUMMY!!!!!!!!!! I CAN TAK E IT!!!!!!!!

sickducker69: GAG ME TO SHUT ME UP!!! PL E AS E

mummy kink: ...

buzz lightyear: why am i freidns with yall

kayaygay: big mood

fr e sh a voca do: so i just read the chat and damn, kinky

fr e sh a voca do: oh yeah, speaking of, why didnt anybody add shuichi back lmao

fr e sh a voca do added Shuichi Saihara to Kokichi's Stripclub;).

fr e sh a voca do changed Shuichi Saihara's name to kokichi's emo daddy.

kokichi's emo daddy is now online.

kokichi's emo daddy: No

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: SHUMAI!!!!!

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )

kokichi's emo daddy: No

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: pls shu ill do anything(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: ill even let u play with my nips(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Crying Face ) ik u like em so(Winking Face )(Winking Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Crying Face )

buzz lightyear: WHAT THE FUCK TMI TMI TMI

kokichi's emo daddy: Im blocking you kokichi

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: no wait pls

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: ill make it up to u :((

kokichi's emo daddy: And how?

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: uhhh :((( ill go there???

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: ill figure smthn out there!!! :((((

kokichi's emo daddy: Hm

kokichi's emo daddy: Alright then fine, come over

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: YAY ILY SHUMAI!!! I SWEAR ILL MAKR IT UP TO U(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Two Hearts )

kokichi's emo daddy: ..Okay

kokichi's emo daddy: And i love you too

kokichi's emo daddy: (Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: (Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: ILL GET READY NOW SEE YA SHUMAI!!!!

kokichi's emo daddy: Alright then, see you later 'kichi

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays is now offline.

kokichi's emo daddy is now offline.

sickducker69: ew wtf

buzz lightyear: uhm what just happened

buzz lightyear: its still 6am wh

sickducker69: that was fuckin gay

kayaygay: ikr

kayaygay: like me

sickducker69: i cannot believe i had to witness that mushy shit happen in front of my two gorgeous eyes

sickducker69: also i bet theyre gonna fuck

fr e sh a voca do: guess theyre losing no nut november lmao

buzz lightyear: oh god no pls i dont need more images like that in my head

kayaygay: u thought abt that b4??? damn kaito u rnt as straight as i thought

kayaygay: also ikr miu, theyre gonna fuck

buzz lightyear: KAEDE WTF I AM STRAIGHT

buzz lightyear: YALL ARE THE GAY ONES HERE

fr e sh a voca do: nah kaito, i bet no ones completely straight in this group lmao

fr e sh a voca do: stop denying it buddy;)

buzz lightyear: i feel so violated with tgat winky face

kayaygay: same skskskjdjs

kayaygay: but yeah i agree with rantaro, no ones straight here lol

sickducker69: i can attest to that whores

buzz lightyear: we know

buzz lightyear: but im still not gay

sickducker69: beep beep motherfucker

kayaygay: lemme translate that

kayaygay: so basically mius gaydar just said u rnt straight

kayaygay: sorry kaito(Pensive Face )(Call Me Hand )

fr e sh a voca do: cant argue with the ultimate inventor bud(Relieved Face )(Call Me Hand )

mummy kink: I agree with everyone as well.

sickducker69: GET FUCKED ASTRONUTS

sickducker69: if mum and my gaydar says so then its FUCKIN RIGHT

kayaygay: ASTRONUTS IM

kayaygay: IM CRYING RN KSHSGSJKD

kayaygay changed buzz lightyear's name to astronuts.

astronuts: :/// i hate yall

sickducker69: (Confounded Face )(Confounded Face )(Confounded Face )

sickducker69: ...uh kaegay...

sickducker69: w-was that really funny?:,0

kayaygay: i laughed irl it was fuckin hilarious ksjdjd

sickducker69: o-oh... im uh definitely not crying rn

astronuts: smh and yall say im gay:///

fr e sh a voca do: its tru tho

fr e sh a voca do: btw is no one gonna talk abt how yall kinkshamed shuichi and he didnt say anything abt it

kayaygay: oh yeah fuck

kayaygay: uhhh,, maybe he just didnt read it??

fr e sh a voca do: maybe?

astronuts: imagine if he actually did read everything and hes planning to kill us all lol XD

sickducker69: ok ew what the FUCK is with the XD

kayaygay: ...uh

kayaygay: SHUUUUUICHI!!!!!!! ILY MY DEAREST MOST AMAZING BFF!!!!(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

kayaygay: PLS DONT MURDER ME YET I STILL DONT HAVE A GF OR BF;;;

astronuts: ,,,ohfuck

astronuts: SHUICHI MY SIDEKICK MY BRO THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE,,,,hahahah XDD

astronuts: IF U READ THIS ITS ALL MIUS FAULT

sickducker69: BITCH???????

sickducker69: SUCK MY DONG KAITHOE

sickducker69: ITS ALL HIS BOYTOYS FAULT YOU VIRGINS

kayaygay: KAITHOE KKDHDJSKD

fr e sh a voca do: loool what if kaitos right tho

fr e sh a voca do: but instead of us hes going to kill kokichi instead

fr e sh a voca do: hes the one that started this after all lmao

astronuts: oh

kayaygay: huh

kayaygay: yk what? i can see that happening so uhh yeah rip gremlin tbh

astronuts: rip gremlin

fr e sh a voca do: rip gremlin

mummy kink: rip gremlin

sickducker69: holy shit mummy actually joined in

sickducker69: GET FUCKED BOTTOM BITCH

kayaygay: sooo anyways yall

kayaygay: uhh its still early so im going back to sleep kskdjds

kayaygay: lets plan kokichis funeral later;]]

mummy kink: Alright, I was about to do the same. Have a good rest, Kaede. All of you as well.

kayaygay: wh??? omg????

kayaygay: IM SINGLED OUT?!?! KIRUMI LOVES ME THE MOST YALL ITS OFFICIAL

astronuts: YOU JUST SAID BYE KAEDE OFC SHED SAY BYE TO YOU BACK WTF

kayaygay: :(

kayaygay: back off kaithoe lemme be gay in peace:((

mummy kink: I- uh.

mummy kink: Good bye, everyone. Have a nice rest.

astronuts: GN MOTHER

fr e sh a voca do: you too, kirumi!:)

kayaygay: go get some sleep kirumi, you'll need it for later(Face Savouring Delicious Food )

sickducker69: KAEGAY YOU BITCH STOP CHEATING ON ME

sickducker69: and bye kirumummy!!(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)

mummy kink is now offline.

kayaygay: u literally just called kirumi kirumummy

kayaygay: but wtvr, dw miu im gay for u too;)))

sickducker69: hh,,!!!!!(Confounded Face )(Confounded Face )(Confounded Face )

astronuts: omgOD yall are so gay

kayaygay: KSKSKSDHDHD OKAY BYE GUYS GOODMORNIGHT FR!!

fr e sh a voca do: gmn kaede! im gonna log off as well, lmao. see you guys later:)

kayaygay is now offline.

astronuts: see ya avocado man

fr e sh a voca do: see you!

fr e sh a voca do: also kaito

astronuts: yea?

fr e sh a voca do: the first step to acceptance is denial;)

astronuts: WH

fr e sh a voca do is now offline.

astronuts: ,,,i hate yall so mcuh

astronuts: well,, might as well go back to sleep too ig XD

sickducker69: KAITHOE I STG THOSE XDS

astronuts: BYE XDDDDD

astronuts is now offline.

sickducker69: MOTHERFUCKER

sickducker69: ...

sickducker69: im alone now thats boring

sickducker69: i dont want to sleep tbh

sickducker69: hmm

sickducker69: eh i already fucked up no nut november so why not continue amirite ladies(Face Savouring Delicious Food )(Face Savouring Delicious Food )(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)

sickducker69 is now offline.

9:43AM

balls deep is now online.

balls deep: 250 new messages

balls deep: what the actual fuck is this

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9:43AM

balls deep is now online.

balls deep: 250 new messages

balls deep: what the actual fuck is this

balls deep: christ, i don't even want to know what you all were talking about

9:58AM

balls deep: ...okay yeah i was right. i regret reading all that

balls deep: i crave death

protecc this babee is now online.

protecc this babee: Good morning ryoma!!

balls deep: gm gonta

protecc this babee: Oh no!! What is wrong??

protecc this babee: Why is ryoma craving death??

balls deep: lmao dont worry, i'm not being serious

balls deep: much

balls deep: anyways, just don't read the previous chats

protecc this babee: Why?? (Face With Open Mouth )

protecc this babee: Also gonta learned how to do the faces!! Gonta thinks they are called emojis and they very cute!!

balls deep: you're very cute, gonta

protecc this babee: Thank you ryoma!! But you more cute!! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

balls deep: ...thanks

balls deep: please dont read the previous chats

nani the FUCK is now online.

nani the FUCK: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!:33(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

protecc this babee: Good morning tsumugi!!

balls deep: gm mugi

nani the FUCK: hi guys!!!:3(Two Hearts ) *waves*

nani the FUCK: oh is it just u two online today??? i had like 200 or something notifications so i thought everyone was online kksjdjdj XDD

balls deep: you can backlog mugi

nani the FUCK: oki gimme a sec!!!;3

protecc this babee: Okay tsumugi!! Gonta and ryoma will wait!! (Hugging Face )

balls deep: hm

balls deep: well while she's busy backlogging

balls deep: want to hang out later, gonta? we can go hunting for some bugs or something

protecc this babee: Really?? Okay!! Gonta always want to be with friends and bugs!! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

protecc this babee: Especially with ryoma!! Gonta loves ryoma!! (Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Smiling Eyes )

balls deep is typing...

balls deep is typing...

balls deep: ah

balls deep: alright

balls deep: we'll meet in the courtyard later okay

protecc this babee: Okay!!

little witch acagaymia is now online.

little witch acagaymia: nyeh.. u guys talk too much...

little witch acagaymia: also thats p gay ryoma nyehehe =w=

balls deep: shut up

little witch acagaymia: speaking of gay...

little witch acagaymia: is tenko online=o=...?

lesbian jackie chan is now online.

lesbian jackie chan: YOU CALLED HIMIKO???(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

little witch acagaymia: o

little witch acagaymia: nyeh there u r

little witch acagaymia: hi tenko gm =u=

lesbian jackie chan: GOOD MORNING THE LOML!!(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

lesbian jackie chan: AND GMORNING TO ANY BEAUTIFUL LADY ONLINE AND OUR SWEET GONTA!!!(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

lesbian jackie chan: and the degenerates too ig

protecc this babee: Thank you tenko!! And good morning!! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )

balls deep: gm

lesbian jackie chan: So whats happening?? My phone was blowing up from the notifs!!!!

little witch acagaymia: nyeh mine too =o=

balls deep: backlog

little witch acagaymia: ...nnnooooo... its such a pain reading your chats... =o=

balls deep: mood

lesbian jackie chan: Ill read them for you Himiko!!!

little witch acagaymia: ok thx tenko =u=

nani the FUCK: H O L Y F U C K

balls deep: nvm mugi is here, she can summarise

nani the FUCK: *SCREAMS* AAAAAAAAAAA

lesbian jackie chan: MUGI WHAT HAPPENED???

nani the FUCK: THERE WAS SO MUCH SHIT I MISSED AND COULDVE JOINED IN ON SHDHDJJERYRJD

nani the FUCK: FUUUUUCKKKCKCKCKCK

nani the FUCK: I MISSED THE KINK CHAT UGHHHHHHHHH

lesbian jackie chan: KINKS??? THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT KINKS????? WHAT THE FUCK

little witch acagaymia: oof

little witch acagaymia: wat kinda kinks tho=o=?

lesbian jackie chan: HIMIKO NO WHY

little witch acagaymia:wat??=o= im curious =w=

protecc this babee: Um friends..? What is kink?? (Face With Open Mouth ) Gonta don't really understand...

balls deep: shit

nani the FUCK: ,,,OH NOOOO GONTA HECK I FORGOT AAAAAAAA

sickducker69 is now online.

lesbian jackie chan: OH NO

nani the FUCK: FUCK I FUCKED UP

little witch acagaymia: ...nyeh.. mius here oof

balls deep: are you fucking kidding me

sickducker69: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED COCKSLUTS

balls deep: NO

nani the FUCK: NO

lesbian jackie chan: NO

little witch acagaymia: no pls...

protecc this babee: (Face With Open Mouth )?

sickducker69: WELL OUR VIRGIN GONTA

balls deep: dont you fucking dare

makill yourself is now online.

makill yourself: Do you want to die?

balls deep: yes

makill yourself: ...I was talking to Miu.

balls deep: lmao sorry habit

balls deep: anyways yeah, continue

makill yourself: Miu. Say shit like that to Gonta and I swear I'm going to strangle you to death.

little witch acagaymia: i think miu'll like that =o=

sickducker69: heeeeeEEEEEEEeeeee!!!

sickducker69: th-thats hOt(Confounded Face )(Confounded Face )(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)

sickducker69: D O IT PLE ASE

sickducker69: CH-CHOKE ME

sickducker69: FUCK ME UP MAMI!!!!!

little witch acagaymia: nyeh called it

balls deep: shouldn't have phrased it like that, maki

makill yourself: ...Yeah, should've guessed she'd be into that.

protecc this babee: Oh no!! (Hushed Face ) Why is Maki and Miu talking about choking?? Gonta don't understand!!??

lesbian jackie chan: EEEEEE WHY IS GONTA SUBJECTED TO THIS

sickducker69: hmmmmmm

sickducker69: actualllyyyy after thinking abt it

sickducker69: makis rly hot and all but tbh id rather have gonta do it to me(Face Savouring Delicious Food )(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)

sickducker69: sqUISH MY THROAT WITH UR BARE HANDS TARZAN DADDY

balls deep: jesus why

protecc this babee: NO!! Gonta is gentleman!! Gonta never choke anyone!!!! (Worried Face )

lesbian jackie chan: MIU ILY BUT WTF

nani the FUCK: (Zipper-Mouth Face )

makill yourself: I'm killing Miu.

protecc this babee: Please no killing friends!! (Hushed Face )

makill yourself: ...

makill yourself: ...I'll hold back for you, Gonta.

makill yourself: For now.

protecc this babee: Thank you maki!! Gonta is very happy!! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

makill yourself: :)

lesbian jackie chan: omg!!!?? maki just sent an emoji!??!!!(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

little witch acagaymia: thats gontas magic guys =u= i taught him everything he knows =w=

nani the FUCK: hes way too pure X,,,,333(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

balls deep: let's keep him that way

protecc this babee: Thank you friends!! (Hugging Face ) Gonta loves you all!! (Smiling Face With Open Mouth And Smiling Eyes )

nani the FUCK: hhHHH

nani the FUCK: my heart just fuckign burst gonta youre so pure im gonna cryyeiedhdj(Crying Face )(Crying Face )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

lesbian jackie chan: ME TOO!!!!!(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )

protecc this babee: OH NO!! Gonta so sorry tsumugi and tenko!! Please dont cry!!!! (Frowning Face With Open Mouth )

balls deep: lmao dw gonta, it's happy crying

balls deep: if i had a heart i'd cry too

makill yourself: ^

little witch acagaymia: same =w=

lesbian jackie chan: WHAT??? BUT HIMIKO??? YOU DO HAVE A HEART!!!???!!

little witch acagaymia: i dont have mine tenko =u= u stole it =w=

lesbian jackie chan: EEEEEEEEE HIMIKOOOOOO!!!!!(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

balls deep: that's gay

makill yourself: ^

nani the FUCK: uwu i love my yuri otp yalls

sickducker69: ... OK WHAT THE FUCK

sickducker69: first of all SHMOOGI U WEEB

nani the FUCK: but but im japa-

sickducker69: SECOND OF ALL ME AND KAEDE ARE BETTER THAN THOSE BINCHES

lesbian jackie chan: I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE MIU COME FIGHT ME RN!!!

sickducker69: KYS

sickducker69: LASTLY EWWW U HOES

sickducker69: WHYS IT SUDDENLY ALL WHOLESOME AND SHIT???

sickducker69: UGHHHHHH

sickducker69: fuck man

sickducker69: guess im not getting choked:/

makill yourself removed sickducker69 from Kokichi's Stripclub;).

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makill yourself removed sickducker69 from Kokichi's Stripclub;).

nani the FUCK: press f to pay respects(Pensive Face )(Pensive Face )

lesbian jackie chan: F

balls deep: f

little witch acagaymia: u know she had to do it to em

protecc this babee: Maki why!! (Crying Face ) Please bring miu back!!

makill yourself: Sorry, Gonta. This is to preserve your innocence.

makill yourself: At least I didn't kill her.

balls deep: you should've tbh

makill yourself: I know.

makill yourself: The things I do for you all...

nani the FUCK: AWWW THANK YOU MOTHER #2!!!!(Kissing Face With Closed Eyes )(Kissing Face With Closed Eyes )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

makill yourself: Scratch that.

makill yourself: The things I do for Gonta and Gonta only.

little witch acagaymia: oof

makill yourself: Tsumugi's next in my hit list.

nani the FUCK: hhHH pws dont hurt me maki-sama qwq *grovels at ur feet*

makill yourself: No.

talking vibrator is now online.

nani the FUCK: O H HA H A KIIBOS HERE

nani the FUCK: GMORNING KIIBS(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )(Two Hearts )

talking vibrator: Hello, everyone! Please give me a few moments to scan the previous chat before continuing on with the conversation. :)

protecc this babee: Good morning kiibo!! (Smiling Face With Smiling Eyes )

makill yourself: Alright, Kiibo. At least now there's someone else online that has some sense.

balls deep: i take offense to that

balls deep: also gm

lesbian jackie chan: morning kiibo!!!

little witch acagaymia: nyeh^

nani the FUCK: i cant wait to see what kiibos reaction is >:3

talking vibrator: ...I'm back.

talking vibrator: I feel really uncomfortable.

talking vibrator: Is this emotion what you all call regret? :(

nani the FUCK: RIP KIIBO KKSHDKDLSKSHSKSSKLSKSJDJ

lesbian jackie chan: HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHSJA XDDD

balls deep: lmaoo mood

makill yourself: Understandable, Kiibo.

God is the true Dom is now online.

God is the true Dom: nyahaha!! gooooood morning!!!

little witch acagaymia: hi angie =u=

lesbian jackie chan: GM ANGIE!!!(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )(Sparkling Heart )

God is the true Dom: what is everyone doing??:3

talking vibrator: :(

makill yourself: Miu's dead.

God is the true Dom: aha!! how divine!!!

God is the true Dom: i hope she will find the light of atua in heaven! amen!!

balls deep: *hell

protecc this babee: miu is not dead! (Hushed Face )

makill yourself: Unfortunately.

nani the FUCK: OMG MAKI JJDKDSJDLS

balls deep: mood

nani the FUCK: they call ppl like u tsunderes yknow ùwú

makill yourself: You really do want to be next, huh.

nani the FUCK: hhHHH IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT

nani the FUCK: IM NOT MIU PLS IM NOT INTO THIS

lesbian jackie chan: AHAHAHAHA XD

Meanwhile...

[dumbass whore to bitchass twink]

dumbass whore is now online.

dumbass whore: COCKICHI

dumbass whore: OI

dumbass whore: U LIL HOMO

dumbass whore: FUCKIGN SHOTA

dumbass whore: GODDAMMIT

dumbass whore: STOP FUCKING THAT BOYTOY OF URS AND ADD ME BACK TO THE GC!!!!

dumbass whore: BITCH!!!!!

bitchass twink is now online.

bitchass twink: AAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

bitchass twink: awww did shister get kicked out úwù

dumbass whore: SHUT UR TINY GAY DICK UP AND ADD ME BACK

bitchass twink: nishishi

bitchass twink: no

dumbass whore: BICTH??????!!?!??!?!

bitchass twink: fuck off u ugly pig

dumbass whore: FUCK U

bitchass twink: awwwweee sowwy im taken and ur not my type(Pensive Face )(Call Me Hand )(See-No-Evil Monkey )

bitchass twink: now if ull excuse me imma finish up getting dicked down by my boytoy(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)(Splashing Sweat Symbol ≊ Sweat Droplets)

bitchass twink: baiiiiiii whore-channn(Face Throwing A Kiss )(Two Hearts ) nishishi

bitchass twink is now offline.

dumbass whore: KOKICHI U FUCKING ASSHOLE

dumbass whore: UGGGHHDHDJDJK

[is the pianhoe to playing my piano;)]

is the pianhoe is now online.

is the pianhoe: KAEDIOT

is the pianhoe: HEY U FUCK

is the pianhoe: KAEGAY U HOMO WAKE TF UP

is the pianhoe: TITLESS HOE

is the pianhoe: FUCJING HELL

is the pianhoe: KSJDKD

playing my piano;) is now online.

is the pianhoe: BITCH FINALLY

playing my piano;): ehh... whats up miu(Disappointed Face )(Anguished Face )

is the pianhoe: ADD ME BACK TO THE GC

playing my piano;): oh

playing my piano;): LMAOOO

playing my piano;): I KNEW THATD HAPPEN AT SOME POINT AJSHJSKSL

is the pianhoe: STFU AND ADD ME BACK

playing my piano;): yea yea on it

playing my piano;): brb babe(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )(Call Me Hand )

[Kokichi's Stripclub;)]

kayaygay is now online.

kayaygay added Miu Iruma to Kokichi's Stripclub;).

nani the FUCK: *GASP!!*

balls deep: wtf

Miu Iruma is now online.

Miu Iruma changed her own name to BUSTY BRAINY GORGEOUS GENIUS IRUMA MIU.

BUSTY BRAINY GORGEOUS GENIUS IRUMA MIU: FUCK YEAH IM BACK ASSLICKERS!!!!!!!

BUSTY BRAINY GORGEOUS GENIUS IRUMA MIU: AND THX KAEGAY ILL LET U FUCK ME LATER(Tongue )(Tongue )

kayaygay: sure ok miu but if ur gonna be here ur name needs to be changed(Disappointed Face )(Disappointed Face )

kayaygay changed BUSTY BRAINY GORGEOUS GENIUS IRUMA MIU's name to vibratwhore.

vibratwhore: mine was better but ok

balls deep: seriously wtf

kayaygay: anyways im sorry guys but i gotta have all my girls in one place(Weary Face )(Weary Face )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

nani the FUCK: i cant believe we were betrayed by kaedes unstoppable gay(Disappointed Face )

God is the true Dom: its kaede after all!!x3

kayaygay: ANGIES HERE??(Flushed Face )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart) GM!

God is the true Dom: gooood morning kaede!!

kayaygay: MY HAREM IS ALMOST COMPLETE OMGG(Crying Face )(Heavy Black Heart ≊ Red Heart)

makill yourself: Kaede.

kayaygay: h

makill yourself: Explain yourself.

kayaygay: OH UHM

kayaygay: IM SORRY MAKI

kayaygay: uhhHHH SHE SEDUCED ME

vibratwhore: whats new(Face With Stuck-Out Tongue And Winking Eye )

kayaygay: .

kayaygay: ok yea nvm she didnt

vibratwhore: THE FUCK

vibratwhore: AND I WAS GONNA LET U FUCK ME

kayaygay: anyways

kayaygay: sorry maki i just wanted all my girls here(Pensive Face )(Pensive Face )(Call Me Hand )

kayaygay: im kayaygay for a reason(Smiling Face With Sunglasses )(Disappointed Face )

makill yourself: No excuse for bringing her back.

kayaygay: (Crying Face )sorRY!!

lesbian jackie chan: kaede i love u but pls stop stealing my spot as the shsl lesbian

kayaygay: (Pensive Face )(Pensive Face )(Pensive Face )

vibratwhore: OK WTF WHY DO YALL HATE ME SO MUCH

vibratwhore: IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS KINDA SLANDER

balls deep: [screenshot of miu trying to defile gonta in chat]

balls deep: [a screenshot of miu being herself]

balls deep: [a different ss of miu being herself]

makill yourself: ^ Basically.

vibratwhore: KIIBO!!!! UR ONLINE HELP ME OUT HERE

talking vibrator: ...

talking vibrator: Y'all hear sumn?

kayaygay: OH SHIT??????????(Astonished Face )(Astonished Face )

nani the FUCK: KKSJDKSLJSKHAHAHS KIIBO

lesbian jackie chan: OMGGG XDD

God is the true Dom: nyahahaha!!!

balls deep: lmaoooo

little witch acagaymia: im proud of kiibo =u=

talking vibrator: Thank you! :,D

vorekiyo is now online.

vorekiyo: Splendid day, isn't it?

balls deep: not really now that miu's back

vibratwhore: OI!!!! FUCK U

vorekiyo: Dear me... What has Miu done now?

makill yourself: A lot.

vorekiyo: I understand.

vibratwhore: KIYHOE WHAT THE FUCK

vorekiyo: My apologies, but you were the one who assigned this distasteful name of "vorekiyo" for me. I have the right to be 'salty', as you all put it.

vibratwhore: WHAT??? IT WASNT ME IT WAS THE DICK GREMLIN

vorekiyo: I believe it was the both of you.

vibratwhore: ,,Fukc

vibratwhore: WHATEVER SPEAKING OF THE GREMLIN

vibratwhore: SOMEONE SPAM HIS BITCH ASS

vibratwhore: HES STILL THERE FUCKING HIS BOYFRIEND

kayaygay: we know but we dont talk abt it pls

kayaygay: weve had that convo already(Worried Face )(Worried Face )

nani the FUCK: which i MISSED!!!!! UNFORTUNAGELY!!!!!!!!!(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )(Loudly Crying Face )

talking vibrator: Please stop this. :(

protecc this babee: Gonta dont really understand, but should gonta go wake up shuichi and kokichi?? (Face With Open Mouth )

balls deep: NO

vibratwhore: FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT GONTA

balls deep: NO

kayaygay: NO

lesbian jackie chan: NO

[kayaygay created a poll: "Should Gonta go to Shuichi and Kokichi? (NO is the only correct answer)"

○ NO
○ NO]

makill yourself: Do we really need a poll for this?

[balls deep, kayaygay and 3 others voted for NO on the poll.]

[makill yourself, talking vibrator and 2 others voted for NO on the poll.]

[vibratwhore added the option FUCK YEAH on the poll.]

[vibratwhore voted for FUCK YEAH on the poll.]

vibratwhore: ONLY MY OPINION MATTERS HERE

nani the FUCK: MAJORITY WINS MIU

vibratwhore: FUCKOFF WEEB EAT MY ASS

kokichi's emo daddy is now online.

kayaygay: tried it already. not rly my taste

lesbian jackie chan: OH MYDHOD KA EDE

nani the FUCK: SJSLSLDDJJSK

kayaygay: OH SHUICHIS HERE AHAHHAHAHA(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy )(Face With Tears Of Joy )

protecc this babee: gonta dont understand?? (Hushed Face )

talking vibrator: I wish I didn't. :(

balls deep: i'm sorry gonta. you too kiibo. i don't know why we're friends with these people

vibratwhore: BITCH THATS A LIE YOU DIDNT YET

vibratwhore: I BET ULL LOVE MY ASS AFTERWARDS

kokichi's emo daddy: ...Yeah i think i came at the wrong time

balls deep: yeah u definitely did buddy

vorekiyo: Hmm... Shuichi, I noticed you arrived as soon as Miu has uttered the phrase "eat my ass".

kayaygay: wh

God is the true Dom: Atua says that its obviously a sign that he was doing exactly that!!!! >:3

nani the FUCK: OMG JHDJDKDLSL

kayaygay: HAHHAHAHAHSJSKSKSKS

kokichi's emo daddy: WHAT????

lesbian jackie chan: IM COVERING MY GFS EYES RN SHE DOESNT NEED TO SEE THIS

little witch acagaymia: nyhe i bekieve ajgie

kokichi's emo daddy: NO!!!!

vibratwhore: AHAHAHAHAH HORNY FUCKERS GET FUCKING EXPOSED

protecc this babee: (Hushed Face )?

balls deep: why is gonta subjected to this x2

makill yourself: You know. I'm really tempted to purge everyone except for maybe three of you.

talking vibrator: D:

kokichi's emo daddy: NO STOP IM SERIOUS I WAS JUST DOING WORK

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays is now online.

ultimate supreme leader of The Gays: im work

kokichi's emo daddy: KOKICHI