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[6:12 pm]
[group chat 'all the family']
[tall baby has changed star child's name to tiny dolphin]
tiny dolphin: jisung
tiny dolphin: I will murder you.
tiny dolphin: painfully
sweetheart: no
sweetheart: no murdering
sweetheart: that's not healthy
sweetheart: taeyong back me up here pls
dad: i agree
[tall baby has changed dad's name to uncool dad]
uncool dad: y'know what
uncool dad: nevermind
uncool dad: do as you like chenle
sweetheart: NO
uncool dad: why did you only change my name
uncool dad: am i worse than kun???
tiny dolphin: yes
tall baby: yes
i'm the only ten you see: yes
here's Johnald: yes
uncool dad: i mean
uncool dad: that's true
uncool dad: kun's superior to all of us
sweetheart: THEN LISTEN TO ME AND DON'T MURDER ANYONE
tiny dolphin: do i have to
tiny dolphin: :c
sweetheart: yes
tiny dolphin: sigh
tiny dolphin: okay dad
[tall baby has changed sweetheart's name to cool dad]
uncool dad: that's fair
[cool dad has changed uncool dad's name to actual angel]
i'm the only ten you see: i think you just broke taeyong
i'm the only ten you see: we were cuddling and now he's frozen
here's Johnald: you were cuddling without me
here's Johnald: :(
Milky Boy: johnny
Milky Boy: shut the fuck up
Milky Boy: you're already cuddling with me
here's Johnald: ,,,,
here's Johnald: yeah but :((
here's Johnald: the four of us could've cuddled
here's Johnald: not just two pairs
Milky Boy: ...
Milky Boy: you were cuddling without us
Milky Boy: :(((
cool dad: i want to cuddle :(
Milky Boy: be right there
here's Johnald: be right there
i'm the only ten you see: be right there
actual angel: be right there
tiny dolphin: be right there
tall baby: be right there
cool dad: oh no
cool dad: what have i gotten myself into
actual angel: love
cool dad: that's fair
[7:02 pm]
rainbow demon: aw i missed the cuddling :(
country boy: i can come cuddle you, hyuck
rainbow demon: on the other hand
rainbow demon: cuddling sucks
rainbow demon: why would i want to do that lmao
country boy: :(
:D : i'll cuddle you mark
:D : uwu
country boy: on the other hand
country boy: cuddling sucks
country boy: why would i want to do that lmao
[:D has changed their name to :(]
rainbow demon: look what you did mark
rainbow demon: i'll cuddle you xuxi
[:( has changed their name to :D]
country boy: wow
country boy: i see how it is
rainbow demon: it's what you deserve
rainbow demon: bitch
rainbow demon: no one upsets xuxi
country boy: sadly yeehaws
actual angel: i've descended from heaven (the cuddle pile) to say that you have been disowned, mark
actual angel: mark lee?
actual angel: now just mark, no lee
country boy: YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY SURNAME
country boy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD
country boy: WE'RE DATING
country boy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
actual angel: excuse me
actual angel: i am Both
country boy: so you haven't disowned me then
country boy: still my,,,,,, dad, i see
actual angel: f-fuck
actual angel: that's not
actual angel: no
actual angel: not what i meant
actual angel: shut up