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Contents:

• First Date Outfit w/Byakuya Kuchiki, Yumichika Ayasegawa, and Shinji Hirako
• Kensei Muguruma Best Friend, Boyfriend, and Kinks Headcanons
• Kisuke Urahara Relationship and Romantic Headcanons
• Renji Abarai and Nnoitra Gilga Random Headcanons
• Byakuya Kuchiki Oral, Blow Job, and NSFW Headcanons
• Boobs or Butt?: Ulquiorra Cifer, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Sosuke Aizen, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Byakuya Kuchiki
• How to Initiate Sex: Nanao Ise, Izuru Kira, Isane Kotetsu, Renji Abarai, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Shuhei Hisagi, Rangiku Matsuomoto, and Rukia Kuchiki
• Ichigo Kurosaki Relationship and Romantic Headcanons
• Byakuya Kuchiki Husband and Father Headcanons
• Yasutora "Chad" Sado NSFW and Kinks Headcanons

 First Date Outfit w/Byakuya Kuchiki, Yumichika Ayasegawa, and Shinji Hirako

Anonymous: "hi new blog! <333 can i get hc on what should you wear on a first date w/shinji byakyua or yumichika??? good luck!"

Hello! You’re my first request ever, so thank you! <3 I hope you like my headcanons. :D

Byakuya Kuchiki: One of two options here. You’re going to want to be classy, no matter what. If he’s taking you somewhere traditionally Japanese, you might want to go all out with a full furisode. Or an elegant yukata, depending on the weather. Pinks, lilacs, silvers, pale blues. Cherry blossoms are a must, obviously. If you’re going to a restaurant, then Western clothes are a better option. Again, classy. Something that flashes shoulders, or is backless, rather than a ton of cleavage would get Byakuya going. Floor-length, probably. That being said, a slit up the side would be just the right amount of elegantly sexy that a man like Kuchiki would appreciate. He gets to see a flash of leg without it being on display to everyone else. 

Yumichika Ayasegawa: Yeah, this one is a minefield. Better know your skintone and what flatters it. Wear something that’s well-cut, decent material, not overly flashy or bright. Deep colours: midnight blue, dark purple, teal, magenta, jewel tones might be more likely to catch his eye. Make sure your accessories are on point, because damn this boy… Feathered earrings might just melt his heart. Most important, your self-care. Clear skin, soft, shiny hair, sweet smell, nicely done make-up. And if you can’t do any of this? Easy! For your first date, ask to go to the spa with him, then shopping. Yumichika doubles as a style guru as well. 

Shinji Hirako: Shinji loves a girl with good fashion sense. Have you seen how he dresses? If you can somehow find out what he’s going to wear on the date, pick something that flatters that. Match your dress to his cravat/tie! Think snazzy, tailored, a little avante-garde. Pretty brogues, suspenders (not the lingerie kind, though he’d appreciate that), a beret, thigh-highs, etc. Think French, jazz, 1920s. Want to wear a waistcoat over your dress? Go for it. Shinji’s weak for cute girls. If you combine cute with flair, he’ll be putty.

 Kensei Muguruma Best Friend, Boyfriend, and Kinks Headcanons

Anonymous: "Aww, hell yeah, I'm hella excited about new Bleach blogs. How about some Kensei headcanons on what he'd be like as a best friend and a boyfriend?"
Anonymous: "ALSO PLEASE SOME KENSEI KINKS /IS KENSEI TRASH FOREVER/"

Kensei Muguruma

Best Friend

• Muguruma’s that kind of best friend that is all bark and snark, but will have your back if he thinks you’re in the right. He’s protective of his subordinates and his friends, and if that includes you, you couldn’t ask for a better guy to have your back. He’ll complain about it the whole time, though.
• Kensei’s a blunt guy. If he thinks you’re being an idiot, he’ll tell you flat out without trying to spare your feelings. If you need someone to hold your hand and stroke your ego, he’s not your guy.
• That being said, if there’s something he approves of, he’s likely to yell "SMILE. YOU DID A GREAT JOB." at you as his own particular form of encouragement. If you want to train or achieve something, he’s a huge bastion of support.

Boyfriend

• You’re his. If you get past the salty outer-shell that is Kensei Muguruma into his inner-sanctum, you immediately become his, part of his world. He’ll grouch at you all the time, tell you you’re annoying etc., but don’t take it to heart. He’s not the type to push away your friends, but he likes to know that at the end of the day, you belong to him, and him to you. Telling him, 'I’m all yours, Kensei.’ will make him smirk and say, 'Damn right you are.’
• Kensei likes to feel needed by his s/o. No matter how much he might grumble and complain about how 'needy’ you are, he loves it when you drape yourself across his big shoulders and try to get his attention. It’s the same reason he secretly enjoys being asked to get things off high shelves and open jars for you. He’ll bitch about it, but just look for the smug look on his face after you turn away.
• He’ll look after you the same way he looks after himself. You’ll eat well, be sexually satisfied, and he’s your own personal bodyguard whenever you two go anywhere. It’s a point of pride that his s/o doesn’t want for anything. He’ll either make sure you can look after yourself in a fight or keep you away from the action altogether. Because no-one hurts you.

Kinks

• Kensei loves holding his s/o down while he pleasures them. During oral, he’ll spread your legs wide and hold down your hips and torture you while you wriggle. He likes the way you try to move and control the situation but fail utterly. There’s something about dominating you while also servicing you that gets him all riled up. 
• He’s also the type to grab your hands and pin them down above your head during sex, just to see you all helpless and needy.
• He likes you loud and he likes you to beg. Tell him how much you love what he’s doing, how much you need more, and harder, and 'please, Kensei!’ It’s just the encouragement he needs to fuck you senseless.
• He loves your ass. Something about those round hips and soft cheeks gets him going. He’s not necessarily into anal, but he’s going to grab and squeeze and grope your backside every chance he gets. Wearing lace knickers will definitely make him drool.

Kisuke Urahara Relationship and Romantic Headcanons

Anonymous: "Hrkkk--more bleach blogs, my biggest weakness OTL may I request romantic head canons of Urahara? Thank you! +who are your bleach baes?"
avengethatbooty: "Hey there good luck on the new blog! Can I have some relationship headcanons for Kisuke plsssss"

I hope it’s okay that I combined these. I’m lowkey in love with Kisuke after writing these headcanons, but my Bleach baes are Jushiro (eternal husband), Kensei, and Shinji. 

Kisuke Urahara

Relationship

• In the first flush of your relationship, Kisuke won’t be very open. He’ll be genial, laid-back, goofy and sweet, but he’ll play his cards close to his chest until he truly feels that he can trust you. It’s not especially that you’re untrustworthy, but Kisuke’s a cautious, analytical man, so it’ll take a while. When you’re into the trust stage, you’ll come to see how frighteningly clever he is, and how determined he can be.
• Kisuke’s a genius. You’ll never truly one-up him, no matter whether it’s an argument or planning a surprise for his birthday. However, he might let you think you’ve won the fight, to save your pride like he let Hiyori kick him in the face. But you’ll never really be able to walk circles around him. That being said, your relationship will never, ever be dull.
• During your free time, if he’s not tinkering with things, he’ll enjoy having you close to him. Kisuke enjoys relaxing with you in his lap, all curled against him while he wafts you with that little paper fan.

Romantic

• His favourite sight is you first thing in the morning with your hair sticking up all over the place and your robe hanging half-off. He loves when you’re sleepy and confused. On cold mornings, just the sight of you yawning is enough to make him haul you back to bed for another hour of cuddles.
• One thing that Kisuke can’t resist is the sight of you wearing anything too big for you, including, especially, his clothes. If you ever put on his haori, he’ll take one look at you, the sleeves hanging down over your wrists and the fabric swamping you, and he’ll be cooing about how adorable you are.
• You’ll have so, so many dates at the cat cafe. Hope you aren’t allergic.

Renji Abarai and Nnoitra Gilga Random Headcanons

Anonymous: :D I hope your blog does really well! Could I have some Renji and Nnoitra Headcanons?

Thanks, lovely! Have some headcanons. *throws them like confetti*

Renji Abarai

• Renji is precious as hell about his hair. Back in the days of his pineapple-ponytail, he could spend hours on that, trying to get it just right. Now that it’s longer, he just ties it up and lets it all fall down his back and shoulders. It puzzles him that this messier, carefree style gets him more attention than his old one.
• Speaking of style, he’s at once both very proud of his tattoos, and very self-conscious about them. It’s just another sign of his dual personality modes: brash and confident or anxious and eager to please. After all, why else would he cover himself in heavy black tribal tattoos, including right on his forehead, then cover them up with bandannas and sunglasses because he worries someone will judge him for them. It’s all part of the fun of Renji.
• He still drinks coffee when he goes to the World of the Living, even though he hates it. He can’t let that ‘childish’ comment from Ichigo go. He overloads each cup with sugar, and prays the foul drink never becomes a hit in Soul Society. One day, someone will introduce him to vanilla coffees and chai lattes and shake his caffeine-worldview to its core. Until then, every sip is an ego-battle.

Nnoitra Gilga

• It’s not really possible to be ‘friends’ with Nnoitra. The concept is, if not entirely foreign to him, then completely laughable. He has underlings, rivals, and the shit that isn’t worth scraping off his boot. If you somehow manage to transcend those three categories, he won’t know how to deal with you. He’ll yell at you, challenge you to fights, put you down, and generally be an intolerable ass until he has some kind of category to put you in. Even if that category is ‘Other: Misc’.
• Do not take the piss out of his spoon-hood. He will kill you. Literally kill you. He doesn’t respond to ‘Spoon-sama’. Apart from with death. Lots of death.
• He’s surprisingly eloquent. For someone whose only passion in life is blood and battle, he can hold a decent conversation if you catch him at the right moment, and with the right subject. When he’s recovering from a good fight, or bored and indulgent, he might just regale you with tales of former battles. 

Byakuya Kuchiki Oral, Blow Job, and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: A new imagine blog, yay! i'm so happy! can you do some oral, bj and general sex hcs for Byakuya?

I hope you like these!

Byakuya Kuchiki

Oral 

• Byakuya prefers to keep things serene and sensual. He’ll lay his partner out on the bed and stroke their body with just his fingertips until they’re sighing and shivering. Soft kisses trailing down their torso, stopping just shy of where they want him the most. He’ll look up to make eye contact, enjoying the flush on their face.
• "Let me taste you, ____."
• He’ll spread their legs wide so they don’t clamp down around his head, but he likes to feel how their thighs stiffen up when they’re about to orgasm.
• He’ll be infuriatingly slow, taking his time to lick each and every inch of them, delicate as a cat.
• He likes to make lots of eye contact, because there’s little that turns him on more than seeing his s/o’s eyes glaze with pleasure. If they look away, he’ll stop until they look at him again. He wants them to fully aware of who they owe their orgasm to.

BJ

• He prefers to be seated while his s/o kneels between his legs, so he can watch them. His inner thighs are sensitive. If they are massaged while he’s being pleasured, he’ll often fidget or squirm.
• Again, he prefers it quiet, delicate, and loving. He will never thrust into his s/o’s mouth, and if they start to gag he will tell them to either stop or to not force themselves. His s/o choking isn’t something he finds sexy.
• If his s/o licks the slit at his head, or presses their tongue into it a little, he’ll jerk and his toes will curl.
• He’ll start off as calm and composed as ever, but as it goes on, a slight blush will appear on his cheeks. His mouth will fall open to let out a few tense sounds, or he’ll grunt softly in the back of his throat. His eyes will half-close, dark and intense.
• He spends an inordinate amount of time stroking his partner’s hair. When he finishes, he will cup the back of their head, applying just a little pressure. 
• He prefers to finish in his partner’s mouth, because it’s intimate and less messy, but if they don’t like it he will have a tissue or handkerchief nearby to finish into. 
• Afterward, he will give them a calm thanks a slight smile.

General NSFW

• His favourite positions are usually a variation on missionary. Not only is it a classic position, but it’s more adaptable than most people think. He likes to see his partner’s face and watch all the changes in their features as they approach orgasm. It’s a slight kink of his, watching his partner lose their self-control and taking pride in being the one to do it. 
• He will often lift his partner’s leg high over his hips or even over his shoulder, so he can plunge in deeper and press their clit against his pelvic bone, driving them higher. 
• He’s very into legs. He likes their legs wrapped around him most of the time, or to be touching them in some way. If his partner is wearing socks or stockings, he will ‘forget’ to take them off when he strips them.
• He likes it when his s/o lightly drags their nails across his scalp. It makes him shiver.
• He doesn’t make a lot noise but the odd murmur of his s/o’s name, or asking if they are alright. When he comes, a shaky little moan will leave him, like its pulled from the bottom of his chest, and he’ll bury his head in his partner’s shoulder.
• After, he will lie beside them, face to face, with his arm beneath their head and his other hand stroking their back. He’ll often insist they take a bath or shower before they go to sleep.

Boobs or Butt?: Ulquiorra Cifer, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Sosuke Aizen, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Byakuya Kuchiki

Anonymous: Ulquiorra, Ichigo, Renji, Aizen, Toshiro, Grimmjow, and Byakuya. Would they choose The Booty or the Boobies?

YAAAS YAAAS, TITS AND ASS.

Ulquiorra Cifer: To begin with, he wouldn’t have a preference for either. They are the round, squashy parts on a woman that differentiate them from men. Even if they do look rather nice and feel pretty good to the touch. But, a soon as he finally learns that the heart lies underneath the breasts, you can bet he’s going to want to rest his head on them and listen to your heartbeat. And after that, he develops a fondness for them that your butt can’t rival.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Honestly, a little hard to tell. He’s so desperately excited over every curve you have it’s quite difficult to judge which he likes better. From the amount of attention he gives them though, it seems he’s a breast man. He nuzzles his head between them whenever he’s the little spoon, and pays them a lot of attention during sex.

Renji Abarai: He’s into the ass. Round hips that taper into a slightly smaller waist drive him crazy. He enjoys when his s/o rides him in reverse cowgirl so he can get a full view of her back and behind. And he can’t resist giving it a little slap when she bends over around him.

Sosuke Aizen: He might have a slight Oedipus-complex. He loves to lay his head on his s/o’s chest and have them stroke his hair. Also, few things get him going more than feeling her nipple stiffen against his palm when he goes to touch her. Breasts all the way.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: Poor Toshiro has been a bit scarred by breasts in the past. He sees them more as blunt objects, than objects of desire. He loves everything lower-half on his s/o, including shapely legs and a nice butt. He’s never been whacked in the back of the head by someone’s butt.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez: Grimmjow is very firmly an ass man. He likes big butts and guess what? He can’t lie. He likes grabbing it, biting it, slapping it, riding it, squeezing it, you name it. His s/o better get used to wandering hands whenever she’s around him, because he’s not going to hold himself back from that butt for anyone.

Byakuya Kuchiki: Not that he would ever admit to either, but Byakuya enjoys a nice pair of breasts. He finds cleavage very alluring, especially if it’s just a hint through the collar of a kimono or the cut of an evening gown. If his s/o’s are sensitive, he’ll pay them special attention during intimacy, and finds it very peaceful to rest his head on his s/o’s chest post-coitus.

How to Initiate Sex: Nanao Ise, Izuru Kira, Isane Kotetsu, Renji Abarai, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Shuhei Hisagi, Rangiku Matsuomoto, and Rukia Kuchiki

Anonymous: Can you write "ways to intiate sex/let their partner know they want them (preferably now)" headcanons for lieutenants(but, exclude 5, 11 and 2 squads, please....?)

Nanao Ise

• It’s a risk, but you could gently lower the book she’s reading and kiss her. That’s bound to get her attention straight away because she knows you wouldn’t dare do it unless you were very serious about getting some attention.
• Alternatively, slip off her glasses, let down her hair, and start rubbing her shoulders while kissing the back of her neck. She’ll get the hint pretty quickly.

Izuru Kira

• Sidle up behind him and whisper in his ear, ‘Raise your head, Izuru.’ 
• Considering the first option might get you some serious side-eye from this sarcastic fukutaicho, another option is to brush his bangs out of his eyes and start kissing his neck. He has a spot just under his jaw that makes his knees go weak.

Isane Kotetsu

• Don’t just grab her hand and start putting it places. Isane needs a little bit of seducing. Run your fingers through her hair and leave kisses all over her face and neck. She’ll become flustered and adorable and ask what you’re after. Tell her.
• If you want to get her attention in a cute way, gently tug on those little beaded braids of hers.

Renji Abarai

• If you’re going for the subtle approach, start tracing his tattoos with your fingertip, all the while getting up close and personal with him. If you run your fingers through his hair at the same time, he’ll soon start grinning and groping.
• If you want to be more obvious, wear a robe with nothing underneath and just slip it off, demanding he take you. Renji would love someone being so straightforward.

Tetsuzaemon Iba

• Iba’s pretty vanilla. Giving him lingering eye-contact and secretive little smiles. He’ll start grinning like a fool and flirting back. Flash him a hint of pretty lingerie under your clothes and he’ll scramble after you.
• Or if you’re in the mood for it rough and dirty, grab him as soon as he walks in the door. Climb him like he’s a tree and you’re a monkey, wrap your legs around his waist and kiss him until he can’t see straight. He’ll get it.  

Shuhei Hisagi

• If you have them, grab the back of his neck and pull him face-first into your boobs. Providing he doesn’t pass out from blood-loss, he’ll get the message.
• Alternatively, slide into his lap and start whispering in his ear all the things you want him to do to you. He’ll start pulling your clothes off as soon as he’s got his blush under control.

Rangiku Matsumoto

• Matsumoto’s fairly straightforward. Get naked, pour her a cup of sake and tell her she can drink it off you if she wants to.
• If that’s not your style, go for a massage. The boobs are the obvious first point of attack, but it’s a little known secret that she has very sensitive shoulders and kissing the nape of her neck makes her shiver. Also, carrying around those breasts all day has got to give her a backache. She’ll be grateful (and horny).

Rukia Kuchiki

• Sneak up behind her and wrap your arms around her, tell her how much you’ve missed her, and would she like to get ’re-acquainted’. She’ll smirk and call you ‘fool’ but she will probably follow you to the bedroom. 
• Whisper into her ear using her pet name. You know it’s 'Bunny’. 

Ichigo Kurosaki Relationship and Romantic Headcanons

Anonymous: Could I request some relationship/romantic headcanons for Ichigo please? Thank you! （＾ω＾）

That precious little strawberry. 

Ichigo Kurosaki

Relationship

• At first, no-one will believe you are Ichigo’s boyfriend/girlfriend. Why? Because the boy is so patently dense when it comes to anything like crushes everyone will be at a loss as to how he finally figured out that someone liked him, or that he liked someone in return. There’s definitely a funny story there, and you’ll be called upon to tell it again and again.
• When you date Ichigo, you’re basically adopted into his family as well. His father is…a little too excited that his son finally got it together with someone. There might be unwanted advice. Unwanted sexual advice. Unwanted sexual advice shouted through Ichigo’s bedroom door when the two of you are chilling on his bed and floor reading manga. Because Isshin.
• The first time Ichigo calls you his boyfriend/girlfriend when introducing you to someone else, he will stutter, and he will blush. It will be adorable. That big damn hero warrior-guy that’s saved the Soul Society a dozen times over? Completely loses his cool because holy shit you’re his.

Romantic

• Admittedly, Ichigo isn’t an expert when it comes to the romantic stuff, despite all the ‘helpful’ advice Isshin tries to give him. In fact, the more he ignores that advice, the better he does. Once he gets the hang of it, Ichigo is a total sweetheart.
• He’s a little more reserved in public. He’ll grab your hand when you walk down the street, glaring at anyone that so much as looks in your direction. The whole time he’ll have this tense, distant look on his face, but his thumb will brush over your knuckles, and he’ll smile at you when he thinks no-one is looking. He has the most beautiful smile. 
• He can be a little forgetful when it comes to your birthday or anniversaries, so that’s why Yuzu keeps all that stuff on the kitchen calendar. She’ll give him a week’s notice to get you a present. It will always be something sweet and thoughtful. Sometimes, when you don’t expect it, he’ll just show up with sweets or a little trinket he saw that he thought you would like. He isn’t big on showy presentation so he’ll usually just hand it to you. 
• He likes to cuddle. If you’re watching TV or just reading or doing something quiet and domestic near him, he’ll slowly edge you closer until you’re snuggling. He likes you to sit between his legs and lean back against him because then he can wrap his arms around you and lean his chin on your shoulder. 

Byakuya Kuchiki Husband and Father Headcanons

Anonymous: can i got Husband and dad hcs for Byakuya?

Here you go!

Byakuya Kuchiki

Husband

• As he was with his first wife, Byakuya is a gentle husband. His wife is the other half of him, and he treats her as such. By the time they’re married, he and his s/o will have a good understanding of each other. His s/o will be able to look beyond his reserved personality and see the deep affection he has for her. Byakuya will try to shield his wife from the clan as much as possible, especially if she’s not from the nobility.
• If he is busy, he’ll usually send Renji or one of his servants with thoughtful little gifts for her. Secretly something of a romantic, he will also indulge himself in writing small love letters and haiku for her. He likes to imagine her opening them and smiling.
• People may wonder what his s/o sees in him when he’s so withdrawn in public. In private, however, he’s surprisingly affectionate. Kissing the back of her hand, brushing his fingers across her cheek, tucking her hair behind her ear, etc. He enjoys small, simple gestures that communicate how he feels.

Father

• Byakuya will be a relatively stern father. His children might occasionally see a flicker of a smile, but most of the time he will be cool and calm. On the flip side, he won’t be brash or quick to anger. He’ll sit down with his children and talk them through their problems. He’s very supportive and will take great pride in their achievements. He’s very protective of them, also.
• His kids will learn self-control from him. If they are upset or angry in public, he’ll usher them somewhere private to get it out of their system. There’s nothing wrong with expressing emotions, but not where it leaves you vulnerable.
• His children might be intimidated by him. This is not something he will encourage. He doesn’t want them to be afraid of him. To combat this, he’ll show them the same mild physical affections he does his wife, and bond with them over calligraphy and training.
• His kids better like Captain Seaweed, or there will be consequences. He’ll also encourage them to eat bananas all the time. For the vitamins.

Yasutora "Chad" Sado NSFW and Kinks Headcanons

Anonymous: Hiii! Yay new bleach blog! :D may I request nsfw and kinks headcanons of Chad, please? That man is LYFE! Thank you! :D
Anonymous: Any NSFW headcanons about Chad? <3

Yasutora “Chad” Sado

NSFW

• Chad is very conscious of his enormous size and strength in comparison to his s/o. As a result, he’s very cautious in bed until he learns what his partner’s limits are. In general, he likes to let his partner ride him and take things at their own pace. This is especially important since everything is in proportion with Chad. 
• Carrying on from that last note, he is careful to prepare his partner before any penetration. He loves giving oral, because he can really go to town on his s/o without any risk of hurting them. He’s shy about it at first, but when he knows what his partner likes, he’s sweetly confident and will happily work them into a shuddering, moaning mess.
• He has a slightly dominant side, but it’s rather gentle. For example, he’ll hold down his partner’s wrists with one hand, tease them with the other, and work himself in and out of them slow as molasses. It drives them wild because he’s infuriatingly gentle but they’ve got no chance of escape.

Kinks

• He enjoys a bit of dirty talk. Not the filthiest stuff, but a bit of flirty banter back and forth helps set the mood. Also, he likes to get close up to his s/o’s ear and whisper sweet nothings in Spanish. 
• He’s got a fetish for face-sitting. Especially if his s/o has thick thighs. Grind on his tongue. Let him drown. He loves it.
• Since he’s nearly indestructible, it’s a pretty big turn-on when his lover gets riled up in bed. Tug at his hair, drag your nails down his back, dig your fingers into his shoulders. Sometimes he’ll drive his s/o over the edge just to get them to react that way.

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Contents: 

• Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Blowjob Headcanons
• Bleach Characters With Chubby S/O
• Ulquiorra Cifer NSFW Headcanons
• Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, and Sosuke Aizen Find Out S/O is Pregnant
• Reaction to Silent Treatment: Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Ikkaku Madarame, and Kensei Muguruma
• Ichigo Kurosaki Husband and Dad Headcanons
• Ichigo Kurosaki, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Byakuya Kuchiki Super Horny Headcanons
• Jushiro Ukitake Fluff, NSFW, and Kinks Headcanons
• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Coyote Starrk Cuddling Headcanons
• Ichigo Kurosaki Dick Headcanons

Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Blowjob Headcanons

Anonymous: Toshiro, Ichigo and Grimmjow receiving blow jobs headcanons?

Here you go! <3

Toshiro Hitsugaya

• Toshiro is extremely flustered the first few times, to the point of covering his face while his partner pleasured him. He did peer around his fingers, however. His usual cool demeanor crumbles when his lover puts their lips around him. He finds it unbearably sexy and somewhat overwhelming. He’s actually very grateful and appreciative that someone is willing to use their mouth to bring him to orgasm when there’s no perceivable benefit in it for the giver. 
• He’s very embarrassed and sensitive about the little whimpers he makes while receiving. It’s best not to mention them after. His toes curl when he comes. 
• He will struggle to maintain eye contact throughout, but sometimes it gets too much and he’ll close his eyes, which also serves to heighten the sensation. He rarely puts his hands on his partner while they do this, as he’s afraid of hurting them. He does like being able to squeeze their hand if they’ve got one free.
• He likes it when his partner hums while he’s in their mouth. The vibration and sense of enjoyment from his partner really adds to the experience.

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Like Toshiro, Ichigo is rather shy the first few times he receives. He’s rather more eager about it though. He doesn’t cover his face, but he turns as red as his name-sake and babbles ‘thank you’ a lot. It’s very amusing for his partner.
• Once he gets used to it, he likes to receive on his bed while lying on his back or maybe sat in a comfortable chair. Not standing up, because his legs get weak, and also it feels kind of unintimate. 
• He tries to stay quiet, especially if he’s at home and they’re up to hijinks in his bedroom. He generally fails, and ends up huffing and grunting a lot. Usually he has to cover his mouth to keep himself quiet. 
• If they’re alone, he’ll pant and groan and say his s/o’s name like he’s chanting it. His leg starts to jiggle when he’s approaching orgasm, like a rabbit’s foot thumping. It’s very funny, but don’t tease him about it or he’ll grumble and pout.
• He likes to have a handful of his partner’s hair but in general he doesn’t pull or tug. It’s mostly just to feel connected to them.
• Goes wild for having his balls touched. If you stroke them while going down on him, he’ll be coming in thirty seconds flat.
• Likes to be teased, like flicking your tongue over his head while maintaining eye contact. And if his partner learns how to deep-throat, he’ll be at their mercy for ever and always.
• Prefers to come in his partner’s mouth, since he finds it extremely intimate and sexy, and he’s grateful as hell.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• Fucking loves getting blowjobs. His first time receiving one, he’ll be staring down at the top of his partner’s head with this big, sinister grin on his face like an evil mastermind who just discovered a death ray or something. He looks like a kid in a fucking sandbox, he’s that happy.
• He’ll expect them nearly every day, and will sulk -don’t ever call it that to his face- if he can’t get them from his s/o. It becomes like part of his daily routine he enjoys it so much.
• He likes to have a grip on his partner’s hair and he will pull, tug and move their head to any angle he likes, regardless of how they glare at him. Because of this, he’s started getting hard whenever his s/o puts their hair in a ponytail or braid, because he’s like Pavlov’s dog.
• He growls and snarls his way through the whole thing. However, if his partner knows just how to work him, he’ll make a low, throbbing purring sound deep in his chest. Never call him out on it. Seriously.
• He gets a bit overeager and can sometimes make his s/o gag by thrusting into their mouth too far. His s/o will probably learn how to suppress their gag reflex and deep-throat him. The first time they show this skill, he’s going to lose his mind.
• Don’t spit it out. He’ll be deeply offended. If his s/o doesn’t want to swallow, they should offer to let him come on their chest or even face if they’re willing. He’ll accept that alternative and see it as marking his territory. 

Bleach Characters With Chubby S/O

Anonymous: Which Bleach characters do you think would accept a chubby s/o?

Shunsui Kyoraku
Honestly, Shunsui finds most female body types pretty sexy. With any partner he has he’ll be fixated upon something or other that turns him on. In a thicker girl her curves and the softness of her body will be those qualities. Furthermore, he’ll love cuddling up to his s/o because they’re so warm and cuddly and comfortable.

Shinji Hirako
Shinji wouldn’t fuss too much about whether his s/o was chubby or not. If he really, genuinely liked that person, he’s going to find them attractive, no matter what. And, hey, more boobs is definitely nothing to complain about! (And he can put his bony ass on your lap without getting bruises on his poor, flat cheeks.)

Ikkaku Madarame
Ikkaku prefers a thick s/o. He finds it an absolute turn-on. Something about thick thighs and a soft stomach and large breasts just knocks him for six. He’ll barely be able to take his hands off his s/o, will beg them to wear sundresses and other outfits that show off their curves. If he can wheedle his s/o into sitting on his face, he’ll get hard-ons for days just remembering drowing in those thighs.

Sajin Komamura
Sajin will honestly be so happy and grateful that someone doesn’t find him hideous that he would find his partner utterly beautiful. Whether his s/o is thick, thin, or inbetween, he’s in raptures over them. Not to mention, with a heavier s/o, he’s not going to feel quite so scared of breaking them or hurting them when they’re together, and it’s somehow more satisfying. With his fur and your curves, it’s one soft and cuddly relationship.

Kensei Muguruma
Kensei might seem surprising, considering he eats healthily and works out so much, but his tastes actually run to thicker women. He likes the contrast between your bodies. His hardness against your softness. And he loves to cook for his s/o, so knowing that she will enjoy his food is absolutely a bonus. Besides, he’s plenty strong enough to sweep any woman off her feet.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez
Grimmjow loves thick thighs and a round ass. The more of it you have, the more he’s going to like it. Be prepared to expect quite a lot of butt-slapping whenever you’re around him. If it jiggles, he’s going to dig his fingers in and slap it again, growling at you. He digs his fingers into his s/o’s thighs when he’s fucking them, and squeezes their ass. He’d love a chubby s/o.

Jushiro Ukitake
Who are we kidding? Jushiro’s an absolute sweetheart. His s/o is beautiful precisely as she is. He loves cuddling, and his s/o’s soft, warm body is incredibly comforting and tempting to him. He likes to stroke their curves and snuggle with them in bed, and if they ever feel down about how they look, he’ll be there with reassurances and kisses.

Yasutora Sado
Chad would absolutely love a chubby s/o. His large size and enormous strength make him almost an ideal boyfriend, since he can pick her up and carry her around like it’s nothing. Like Sajin, he won’t have to worry quite as much about accidentally pushing them over or hurting them. The sight of his thick s/o in lingerie drives him to his knees. He thinks that extra padding is incredibly feminine and sexy, and will never hesitate to let his partner know this.

Ulquiorra Cifer NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Ulquiorra NSFW headcanons?

Here you go. :)

Ulquiorra Cifer

• It takes Ulquiorra a very long time to come around to the idea of sex. Not only is the only source of information he had on it Nnoitra, he is also unsure of the feelings which make two people wish to copulate. When he has all the basic mechanics and ideas in his head though, he’s curious enough to cautiously proceed as long as he’s lead by a gentle hand.
• He is not overly dominant in bed, but nor is he submissive. He does enjoy lying on his back watching his partner ride him, seeing the way their body moves and how pleasure changes the expressions on their face. When the sensations are getting to be too much, however, he will roll his s/o onto their back and take control of both their pleasure.
• He can be rather demanding, wanting to see his partner come repeatedly in order to catalogue how their body reacts to his ministrations. This usually leads to a very satisfied, if exhausted s/o. He’s also fairly willing to experiment as long as it doesn’t seem too strange or outlandish. 
• Ulquiorra doesn’t make a sound during sex. He’ll also stare at you in a way that can be a little unnerving, with his eyebrows furrowed. Don’t worry, he’s just fascinated. You can tell when he’s approaching orgasm because his eyes will close and his features will relax. The most sound he’ll make is a long sigh, accompanied by a delicate shiver.
• In contrast, he likes his partner to make sounds. Not loud screams, but small whimpers, moans, and sighs. It tells him his s/o enjoys what he is doing. Also, he’s very willing to take instructions or suggestions on how to please them. Communication is something he appreciates. After sex, be prepared to discuss. 
• His sex drive is somewhat below average. He doesn’t feel the need very often, but will succumb if his partner needs him enough, or will endeavour to please them in some other way, like oral sex.
• Oddly, one thing he cannot get enough of is kisses. The concept of pressing one’s mouth against another’s or to someone else’s body is very alluring to him. He’ll kiss you repeatedly throughout the day, usually watching you for a reaction afterward. And during sex, if you want him to stop staring, kissing him is your best bet. (Just don’t be surprised if you open your eyes mid-kiss and he’s already looking right back.)

Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, and Sosuke Aizen Find Out S/O is Pregnant

Anonymous: How Would Ichigo, Renji, and Aizen react to finding out their s/o is pregnant?

Oh, good one! Here you go, sweetheart. <3

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Ichigo’s first reaction? Freak out. It’s not the kind of panic you’d expect, however. He’s actually pretty responsible, so his first reaction is to immediately start planning everything from the kid’s nursery to their savings for university. You’ll find him up in the middle of the night after you’ve told him, googling trust funds and nursery furniture and hospital birth procedures. Just gently take him back to bed.
• Once he’s chilled out, he’ll actually be rather happy. He likes the thought of having a little version of the two of you to look after. Ichigo’s a bit of a home-body when he’s not out saving the world. He’ll get Yuzu to teach him how to cook and clean and organise a household because he doesn’t want that burden to fall to just you.
• As much as he might panic about being a father, he has an example not to follow. He loves Isshin, sure, but he’s pretty sure he’ll be fine if he tells his kid what’s going on, doesn’t say weird, pervy things, and doesn’t fly-kick his kid in the face whenever they come home from school. 
• You’ll have to reassure him that while your kid might be a hybrid of all the weird powers he has, and whatever’s going on in your bloodstream, your kid won’t have to go off and fight for Soul Society. 
• He’ll be overprotective of both you and your bump. You’ll have to rein him in a bit when it comes to fussing over you and babyproofing the house. Seriously, putting padding on the corner of every piece of furniture is a step too far.

Renji Abarai

• Another freak-out. ‘You’re pregnant?! There’s another person inside you? That we made? I’m gonna be a dad?’ 
• Honestly, at first it’s hard to tell whether Renji is happy or upset, because he just sits there with his head in his hands repeating the words ‘Holy shit’ over and over. Surprise! He’s actually fucking delighted.
• Once he’s wrapped his head around the idea, he picks up his s/o and runs around the house with her, hollering that he’s going to be a dad. You and your precious little nugget are about to become his entire world, and he’s already entertaining visions of a tiny little version of you with a red pineapple hairdo. Expect him to run to all his friends and yell at them incoherently about tiny red pineapples.
• In the greatest act of sacrifice known to man- and shinigami-kind, Renji will stop saving up for his next pair of sunglasses, and will start saving for stuff the kid needs instead. Please take notice of this sacrifice and compliment him on it, because he’ll tear up a little bit every time he passes Gin Tobo. 
• He’ll constantly fret about you, to the point where it’ll begin to affect his work as fukutaicho of the sixth division. If Byakuya notices, he’ll have a stern, but understanding, word with Renji, and maybe set one of his subordinates to watching you so Renji can set his mind at rest. Byakuya’s not completely heartless, after all.

Sosuke Aizen

• Let’s face it. Aizen knew you were pregnant before you knew you were pregnant. In the very unlikely chance he hadn’t already planned for the two of you to have a child, he’d have noticed the beginning signs of pregnancy long before it occurred to you. Whether he mentions that to you or not, is up for debate.
• Aizen will remain cool and calm when you finally tell him. He’ll nod sagely and pull you into his arms, laying his hand upon your stomach. In his typical arrogance, he’ll reassure you that your child will be as perfect as both you and he are, and that he has already planned for any circumstances. While it might be a little annoying that he’s so calm, it is pretty reassuring that he’s got everything under control and you have nothing to worry about. 
• Internally, he’s delighted. He’s a megalomaniac (don’t deny it), so he’s very pleased to be having offspring he can mould and shape into a fine specimen of…whatever it will be. 
• He will become extremely protective. He’ll press his Espada (the trustworthy ones) into s/o-sitting service to keep you safe at all times. Halibel, Starrk and Ulquiorra will probably be forced to take turns watching over you whenever Aizen cannot be there himself.

Reaction to Silent Treatment: Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Ikkaku Madarame, and Kensei Muguruma

Anonymous: What would uruhara, ichigo, renji, ikkaku, and Kensei do if he wanted kisses but his S/O is giving him the silent treatment or just ignoring him to mess with him?

I love this request. :D

Kisuke Urahara: If Kisuke’s s/o is giving him the silent treatment, or just messing with him, he’s going to plot how to trick them into talking. Really, you can’t pull the wool over his eyes. Or he’s going to wind them up by complaining so much they simply pounce on him, kissing him to shut him the hell up. Kisuke is a tricksy, tricksy man and he usually gets what he wants.

Ichigo Kurosaki: Honestly, Ichigo’s going to sulk a little bit. He’s craving affection and his s/o is giving him the cold shoulder. What did he even do? He’ll try to start a conversation, but eventually devolve into trying to outright confront you. Oddly, that’s what works. His red, flustered face and pouty demeanour are pretty irresistible, especially if you’re not actually mad at him. He’s a surly little strawberry.

Renji Abarai: You’re ignoring him? Oh, man, Renji’s not gonna like that. He’s big on acknowledgement and being dismissed really riles him up. The longer you do it, the more it’s going to piss him off and he’ll start ignoring you in return. In the end, you might have to crawl into his lap and kiss him just to get him out of his shitty mood. He’ll still be sulky for a while after, muttering and glowering at you. 

Ikkaku Madarame: Ikkaku won’t confront you directly. He’ll go to the training field and work off some of his frustration before he comes back and tries again. Honestly, there’s no point ignoring him just to mess with him. Eventually he’ll just pick you up and snatch one anyway. 

Kensei Muguruma: Kensei is going to get frustrated fast. He lives for affection from his s/o to unwind and fulfill his needs. He loves drowning them in kisses and he’s a huge cuddle-slut. When he and his s/o are together, he usually prefers to have them lean on him or be within touching distance. Giving him the silent-treatment will lead to a confrontation very quickly. He wants whatever it is out of the way. And if you’re screwing with him, he’s going to ‘punish’ you by pinning you up against the nearest surface and kissing you until you’re a moaning mess.

Ichigo Kurosaki Husband and Dad Headcanons

Anonymous: Ichigo husband and dad headcanons please! Your amazing!

Thank you, sweetheart. Here you go!

Ichigo Kurosaki

Husband

• Once Ichigo has settled into married life, he’s surprisingly domestic. He likes the simplicity of it in contrast to what he usually has to do. You know, world-saving and pulling Soul Society’s arse out of the fire. He’ll generally cook and clean with only minor grumbling, as long as his s/o pulls their weight as well. He’s very fair, and just doesn’t want to be anyone’s dogsbody. However, he will absolutely refuse to do the laundry. He’ll iron and fold, but he won’t put so much as a sock in the washing machine, mainly because he’s terrified of turning everyone’s clothes pink. 
• He’s a fairly decent cook. He’s nothing on Kensei’s level, but he learns enough from Yuzu to make a good, healthy dinner most nights and enjoys learning new recipes to treat his wife with. 
• Relatively few arguments in the Kurosaki household. Ichigo would prefer to make peace with his s/o rather than have a screaming match over the ruined pink towels. If disagreements do happen, it will be over something petty like what to order in for dinner. And it will end in childish insults that make both parties laugh. Major disputes will be discussed seriously.
• He’s not great with remembering stuff, to be honest. He tries his best, and gets Yuzu to remind him about his anniversary and your birthday and special occasions. When he remembers, he makes a decent effort with flowers and a gift.
• In general, he’s a sweet, affectionate goof.

Dad

• When the kids are very young, it will take him a while to be comfortable goofing around and playing with them. He’s pretty good with kids, but he’s also kind of self-conscious about baby-talking to them and playing make-believe. Once he gets into it, however, he’s great. Watching him with his little brats is enough to make anyone’s heart melt.
• When they’re older, as much as he hates to think about them ever being hurt or attacked, he’ll teach them to fight. He knows what the world is like, and he’ll be damned if his kids don’t know how to defend themselves. He probably won’t employ the same methods as Isshin, though. It doesn’t take a genius to know that you shouldn’t drop-kick your kids in the face as an alarm clock. 
• Aside from that, he’ll help them through anything they’re going through. He knows kids have to fight their own battles, as much as he desperately wants to protect them. However, he will definitely defend them if it’s needed. And if any of his offspring develop powers, he’ll be there with his hard-earned advice. He won’t hide anything from them, because he knows how much that can fuck someone up. Looking at you, Isshin.
• On a more domestic note, he’ll nag his kids to go to bed on time, do their homework, study for school, wrap up warm and behave themselves. Despite being a complete badass, Ichigo is also kind of a nerd. He’s a dad-dad. 
• Don’t make him give ‘the talk’. He’ll get flustered as hell and start yelling about cats and naked women. His kids don’t need those confused feelings.

Ichigo Kurosaki, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Byakuya Kuchiki Super Horny Headcanons

Anonymous: Ichigo grimmjow and byakuya being super horny headcanons?

I hope you like these? :D

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Ichigo doesn’t usually give in to his less-than-finer feelings that often, especially as he gets older. He’s got decent self-control, especially as he’s more likely to get flustered than aggressively horny. 
• However, if it’s been a while and his hormones are way up, he’ll be a lot more touchy than normal. His s/o can expect to find his hands wandering across them, almost like he’s not in control of his own appendages. He’ll look at his s/o a lot without meaning too, to the point of staring.
• He’ll develop nervous habits. Biting his lip, tapping his fingers on any nearby hard surface, jogging his knee up and down. He’ll get defensive if you ask him what’s wrong with him, red in the face and flustered.
• Eventually he’ll admit to himself what’s wrong and put the moves on his s/o. The usual tactic is to come up behind them and wrap his arms around their waist. He’ll kiss the back of their neck and slide his hands into their clothes, etc.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• If Grimmjow is horny, his s/o knows it. Hell, everyone knows it. He’s not going to be delicate about it. He’ll grab his s/o and slam them up against a wall, grinding his erection into them to show them exactly what they’re doing to him. He’ll be ripping open their clothes and leaving love bites all over their neck and chest and he won’t stop until they’re just as riled up as he is. 
• It doesn’t take much to set him off. If his s/o bends over in front of him, or he sees a flash of skin, or he even thinks about something remotely sexual, he’s good to go. If he’s horny and denied access for a little while, he’ll be wild. His s/o won’t even get a hello, just be pinned to the nearest available surface and debauched. 
• He’s even rougher than normal, leaving bruises and bite-marks all over his s/o. he’s so desperate for a release. He doesn’t neglect his partner’s pleasure, and will forcefully stimulate them at the same time as fucking them senseless. When Grimmjow gets mad thirsty, it’s a win-win-win for everyone involved.

Byakuya Kuchiki

• Byakuya doesn’t like to admit that he’s anything but perfectly composed at all times. Even to himself. Unfortunately, this means he’ll suppress his needs  for as long as possible until he’s well and truly frustrated. 
• This manifests itself as snappishness with Renji, poor thing, who never understands what he’s done wrong.
• When he’s really needing it, he’ll be a little less subtle with his s/o. That means lots of staring. He’ll try to use his ‘bedroom eyes’, which looks more like he’s pissed off than seductive. Once his s/o has established that they haven’t in fact irritated him, the cues are more obvious.
• He will kiss his s/o for longer periods of time, holding them against his body and letting his hands linger longer than they normally would. He’s more aggressive in his affections, more dominant. Eventually, he’ll hunt his s/o down in the mansion and sweep them off to the bedroom, because underneath he’s still a cocky teenage boy.

Jushiro Ukitake Fluff, NSFW, and Kinks Headcanons

Anonymous: Super fluffy Jushiro headcanons please?
Anonymous: can we have some nsfw Ukitake headcanons/kinks pls? :00
Anonymous: Kinks and NSFW HC for Jushiro?

So much love for my love. <333 He’s so fucking cute. I can’t handle it.

Jushiro Ukitake

Fluff

• He loves to shower his s/o with affection. He will be a little more reserved in public, restricting himself to touching their hand or simply smiling at them, but all the warmth is still there for anyone to see. In private, he is liable to wrap his arms around them all the time, press light kisses to their face, their hand, the top of their head. He’ll be very happy with an s/o who returns those affections.
• Don’t be surprised if he simply reaches out and smooths your hair back off your face or brushes his fingertips down your cheek at quiet, unexpected moments. You’ll look up to find him giving you the sweetest smile. 
• Cuddles, man. Give him the cuddles. Let him rest his head on your lap, or curl up against him, or snuggle up to him from behind. He loves it. He’ll never push you away.
• If you’re with Jushiro, his family will essentially adopt you. He has five brothers and two sisters, and they’re all as lovely as he is. Prepare to be swarmed by black-haired, brown-eyed Ukitakes every time he takes you to Ugendo for a family dinner. 
• He loves giving gifts. The inner pockets of his taicho haori are usually full of small snacks and treats to dispense to passing children -or Hitsugaya. Don’t be surprised if he often presents you with small things. Nothing necessarily expensive, but he enjoys the look on your face when he gives you little things. To really floor him, give him something in return. He’ll be so happy.
• Also, if you really want to, he’ll let you brush his hair in the morning. He’ll act confused about why you want to do it, but he’ll enjoy the attention and act of caring.

NSFW

• He prefers to take his time in bed, not only because he doesn’t want to risk over-exerting himself, but because he likes to create a slow build. Lots of time will be spent stroking and kissing his s/o’s body, preparing them both. For this reason, he generally won’t have quickies or have sex anywhere other than at home. He also doesn’t relish the risk of anyone else seeing his s/o naked.
• Foreplay is pretty much guaranteed. By the time they’ve been together for a little while, he’ll have ferreted out all his partner’s sensitive spots and he’ll abuse this knowledge. Neck, back, shoulders, stomach, thighs: all will be covered in kisses until his s/o is a trembling, sighing mess. 
• He loves giving oral. Anything that pleasures his partner but doesn’t tire him out is high on his list of favourite activities. He’ll tie his hair up out of the way when he does it. Eventually the sight of Jushiro with a braid or ponytail will be enough to make his s/o’s knees go weak, and not just because he’s gorgeous. He likes to receive too, but not that often. 
• Sex with Jushiro is very intimate and passionate. He usually maintains eye contact if he’s not busy showering his s/o with kisses. The entire time he’s pretty light-hearted, sometimes teasing his s/o about how impatient they are, whispering sweet nothings to them. 
• His favourite positions are the ones that aren’t too taxing or uncomfortable, and give him plenty of skin contact with his partner. Missionary, spooning, face-to-face, his s/o on top, etc. He prefers to see their face.

Kinks

• Not the kinkiest guy in the world. Jushiro’s pretty vanilla. 
• Something like the sight of his s/o in pretty lingerie is very much his cup of tea, however. Especially if they’re modestly dressed and he knows there is something frilly and lacy under that façade that he’s going to get to see later on. The anticipation will be with him all day long.
• He finds the most innocent things sexy. His s/o stretching, absently tapping their lips with a pen, the way they scrunch their nose when laughing or deep in thought. 
• When it comes to spicing things up, he wouldn’t like heavy bondage, spanking, or anything that caused him or his s/o any pain or discomfort. He’d blindfold his s/o during foreplay to increase the sensations. Or even using silk scarves to tie their arms to the bed, but not during actual sex. If it’s gentle and fun, he’s willing to try it.
• Seriously not a fan of the Daddy kink or anything like it. He likes children and wants his own family. It’d make him very uncomfortable, and he’d -politely- ask his s/o not to call him that.
• He’s got a deep, throaty voice (seriously check the English dub) and he’ll use it sometimes to turn his partner on. Just leaning down and speaking softly into his s/o’s ear. He might even do it in public because he knows they can’t do anything about it. He’s a bit of a tease, but he’s so adorable he gets away with it. 

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Coyote Starrk Cuddling Headcanons

that-crazy-otaku-kitty: Omg you're amazing O.O Could I please get some Starrk and Grimmjow cuddle headcannons?

I’m at work in desperate need of cuddles, so you sure can! And thank you, sweetheart. It means a lot. <333

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• He won’t immediately be willing to cuddle. He’s not a particularly affectionate person. At the start, maybe after sex, he’ll let you drape yourself across his chest. He might even stay for a few minutes, but he’ll scoot off long before you’re satisfied with the post-coital snuggle.
• He’ll start to realise that after-sex cuddles are actually pretty sweet. He’ll stop nudging you off quite so soon. And if you try to leave, he’ll tug you back. Of course, Grimmjow being Grimmjow, he won’t explain what he wants. He’ll just growl at you and pretend his arm isn’t locked around your waist, keeping you trapped at his side. 
• He’ll start to sleep-cuddle, pulling you practically underneath him or lying on top of his chest. His possessive instincts demand him to keep you close when he’s unconscious. 
• This will escalate until he wants a cuddle even when you’ve not just fucked each other senseless. He’ll loop his arm around you and pull you in and it’ll probably be confusing as hell. He’ll be a little stiff and stone-faced, but he’ll let you wrap your arms around him. When he realises how good it is, he’ll start seeking you out for them. It soothes him when he’s had a bad day, or is just in a foul mood. Don’t ever tease him about it, though, or he’ll snap at you and walk off. He’ll never admit how much he likes someone soft and warm on his lap or curled up against his side. 

Coyote Starrk

• Starrk is so lazy it’s sometimes hard to tell a cuddle from when he’s just fallen asleep on you. He does enjoy it though, especially if he gets to be the little spoon and rest his head on his partner’s chest. A warm body to lie on is a lot more satisfying than just an ordinary pillow. Just don’t move when he’s comfortable.
• Honestly, this is how most of his cuddles take place. He’ll use you as a headrest or a living blanket. There’s something about your heartbeat and the weight of your body that makes it that much easier to take a nap.
• Lightly stroking his hair while he’s snoring on you is permitted. He actually rather likes it. 
• When he falls asleep, there may be nuzzling. 
• You can expect to just be pulled into his lap whenever he’s alone with you and sitting down. It won’t necessarily lead to anything. He just wants you there. He can be coaxed into a few half-assed kisses most of the time, but after that he’s gonna bury his head in your neck and go to sleep. Hope you weren’t planning to do anything else today.

Bonus:

that-crazy-otaku-kitty: Omg omg omg omg omg!!!! I can't breathe! Thank you SO much Just a question haha Do you think that Grimmjow might purr? I know panthers do purr but if he did omg XD

He’d BETTER purr. If he doesn’t, I’ll be very disappointed.

It might sound more like a soft growl. If he’s conscious of his purring, he’ll stop it, so don’t call attention to it if you want it to continue. If it’s during a cuddle you’ll be able to feel it vibrating through his chest. He’s even more likely to purr in his sleep if you’re all tangled up with him. 

When he trusts you enough to let you run your fingers through his hair, he’ll purr like a kitten. He can’t help it.

Ichigo Kurosaki Dick Headcanons

Anonymous: Ichigo dick headcanons maybe?

Ichigo Kurosaki

• He’s fairly well endowed for a lad of his size. A nice six and a half inches, about four inches in girth. It’s a little thicker toward the head.
• Colour-wise he’s a bit darker-skinned on his dick than the rest of his body, so while his normal skin is peachy, his dick looks almost tanned. 
• When he’s erect, the head flushes red. Fitting, since the rest of him turns bright red when he sees someone naked, also. 
• It’s pretty straight, with just a slight upward curve.
• He trims things down there because he thinks it’s cleaner and nicer for his s/o if he has one. 
• The carpets match the drapes, though they’re a darker shade of orange. 
• Very sensitive just underneath the head on the underside, where the cord of muscle meets the glans. Licking or tickling there really makes him squirm.
• His balls are very, very sensitive. A major erogenous zone for him.

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• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Ulquiorra Cifer with a Small S/O
• Ichigo Kurosaki and Sosuke Aizen Jealousy Headcanons
• Shuhei Hisagi NSFW Headcanons
• Small S/O: Shunsui Kyoraku, Sajin Komamura, Kensei Muguruma, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki, and Jushiro Ukitake
• Sosuke Aizen Fukutaichi Crush Headcanons
• Shunsui Kyoraku NSFW Headcanons
• Renji Abarai Romantic, Kinks, Oral, Dirty Talk and Positions/Places Headcanons
• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Sensitive/Weak Spots
• Ikkaku Madarame with Thicc S/O Romantic and NSFW Headcanons
• Isane Kotetsu with Female S/O Romantic and NSFW Headcanons

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Ulquiorra Cifer with a Small S/O

Anonymous: Grimmjow and Ulquiorra with a smol reader headcanons

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• Grimmjow wouldn’t quite know what to do with a small s/o. Their relative delicacy and fragility might make him hesitant. He might be rough and rowdy, but he doesn’t want to hurt his s/o or break them in any way. 
• Once he’s understood the limits, his possessive protective instincts will come to the fore. He’ll look out for his s/o when they’re out somewhere, and snarl in the face of anyone who accidentally invades his s/o’s space. If he doesn’t punch them through a wall.
• He’d enjoy having an s/o who is so small and short, since it just makes him feel even bigger and manlier. He’ll indulge himself by picking you up and carrying you around the house, or manhandling you to get you where he wants you. Instead of getting something off a high shelf, he’ll pick you right up so you can reach it.
• Grimmjow can be an annoying little shit, so expect to be called ‘Shorty’. He’ll constantly crack jokes about your small stature compared to his six foot plus height. And sometimes, when standing next to you, he’ll use your head as an arm rest with a shit-eating grin on his face. He’s just a git.

Ulquiorra Cifer

• Ulquiorra isn’t very tall himself, so having a short s/o wouldn’t particularly faze him. As a relatively short, slender Espada, he would enjoy having someone who fit him size-wise. 
• He enjoys the little differences his s/o’s height makes. Such as how they can rest their head on his shoulder or even his chest on the rare occasions he embraces them. The ability to rest his chin on the top of their head satisfies him for reasons he cannot explain.

Ichigo Kurosaki and Sosuke Aizen Jealousy Headcanons

Anonymous: Jealous ichigo and aizen headcanons

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Ichigo doesn’t get jealous easily. It takes a lot before he’ll get a flicker of it.
• However, if someone is paying extra-close attention to his s/o, flirting and joking, they’ll feel a death stare burning into their back. If his s/o seems comfortable enough to handle the situation by themselves, Ichigo will hang back and let them deal with it. He’ll just glare.
• After, even if he’s accused of being jealous, he’ll deny it. He doesn’t want to admit to being that possessive or petty, even if he can be.
• If his s/o is at all uncomfortable with the attention they’re receiving, he won’t hesitate to step in and tell the offending party to leave them the hell alone. His reiatsu will spike and give off an incredibly intimidating, oppressive atmosphere. 
• In a situation where his s/o isn’t being hit on, but is just paying a lot of attention to another friend, he might feel a twinge of envy, but won’t do anything about it. He knows he can trust his partner.

Sosuke Aizen

• Making Sosuke Aizen jealous is an incredibly stupid thing to do.
• He would like to think he’s above such petty sentiments, but in truth, he’s not. He wants his partner at his beck and call, and their attention focused on him and him alone.
• While he is unlikely to let many people get close to his s/o in the first place, if someone is dumb enough to try and hit on his partner or steal their attention, they will quickly find themselves…removed. 
• Aizen is not above using his power as king of Hueco Mundo to get rid of anyone who gets too personal with his partner. 
• On the other hand, if his s/o is the one paying too much attention to someone else, rather then receiving it, he will tell them, rather coldly, ‘Don’t speak to that person again.’ And he’ll expect to be obeyed.
• He might display his complete dominance by using his massive reiatsu to force the offender to their knees, like he did with Grimmjow.

Shuhei Hisagi NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Hisagi nsfw headcanons? :3

I love this little dumpling. <3

Shuhei Hisagi

• Despite his bad-boy appearance, Hisagi’s a hardcore dork. He’s flustered as hell the first time something happens with his partner. He’ll be red-faced and jittery as soon as his s/o suggests they should move things to the next level. It’s a fun combo of excitement and terror. And let’s face it, his blushing face is damn adorable.
• He’s prone to nosebleeds. Keep tissues handy.
• Actually a complete honey in bed. 
• He likes giving oral, because the sounds it draws from his partner are a big reassurance he’s doing well. He also doesn’t mind tactful suggestions about how to improve. Be gentle though. His ego is kinda fragile.
• He’s an overachiever, so he’ll work extremely hard to make sure his partner gets off, even to the point of overstimulating them. Just to make extra extra sure.
• He’s not naturally one for dirty talk since he can get a bit tongue-tied when saying lewd things, but if his s/o is comfortable with it and encourages him, he’ll say stuff like: ‘Does that feel good? You feel amazing! You want more? Ask nicely.’ The more verbal he is, the better for both parties.
• Has the cutest O-face ever.
• Loves, loves, loves being ridden. The thought of someone else using him for pleasure is a massive turn-on. 
• Will want to dominate about 60% of the time. When he’s on top, he has a tendency to bury his head in his partner’s neck, shoulders or breasts to muffle his moans. He can get pretty loud when the feelin’ is just too good.
• Pays so much attention to the breasts. It’s almost a fetish. He’ll be all over them with kisses and lovebites and nipple play. He’d fall asleep between them if you let him.
• He’s going to need to be cuddled after.

Small S/O: Shunsui Kyoraku, Sajin Komamura, Kensei Muguruma, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki, and Jushiro Ukitake

Anonymous: The headcaons with the smol reader was so cute :) Could you maybe do all or just some of the captains? Thank You!

I’m glad you liked them! I’ve chosen the taicho where it feels like there would be some kind of impact with a small s/o.

Shunsui Kyoraku 

• Kyoraku’s a pretty tall guy at 6'3½". It’s sometimes hard to tell with how much he slouches or lounges around, but he’s one of the tallest taicho going, after Kenpachi and Sajin. 
• He’d like the contrast of a small s/o. Someone a bit shorter he could swamp in his arms. He’d encourage his s/o to use him as a seat, because he loves the feeling of them on his lap. In the evening, he unwinds after a long day of work his partner in his lap and a cup of sake in his hand.
• He’ll act heartbroken if they want to sit anywhere but snuggled up with/on him.  

Sajin Komamura

• Sajin is gigantic. He’s 9'5½" tall.
• He’s already a worrywart, but he’s going to spend a lot of time fretting about accidentally squashing or hurting his s/o. Like, a lot of time. He’ll wind himself up in so many knots over it he’ll be too frightened to even touch them for a while.
• Eventually, he’ll learn that he can pick up his little s/o and carry them around in style. It will make him feel better. 
• As for sex, he’ll take a lot of convincing to come around to it. He’ll insist on performing a lot of oral, foreplay, and general preparation. Even then, he’ll go incredibly slow and cautious with any kind of penetration. His s/o will most likely have to top for safety reasons.

Kensei Muguruma

• As much as Kensei will call his s/o ‘short-ass’, and tease them about it, he likes how large and even burlier the contrast makes him seem. 
• Especially since, like Shunsui, he likes having his s/o in his lap and being able to pick them up and carry them around. Definitely the carrying around part. If he’s going somewhere, to bed or the kitchen or whatever, and wants said partner with him, he’ll kind of just pick them and take them along. Kensei likes how portable they are. 
• And he’ll grumble about having to get shit from high shelves, but you know how much it satisfies him. He loves to be needed.
• It also brings out his protective side. He’ll keep a close eye on his s/o. If anyone else makes fun of their height, tries to pick them up, or just bumps into them/invades their space, he’ll be there with a scowl on his face, telling the offender to shove off or watch where they’re going.

Toshiro Hitsugaya

• On the opposite end of the spectrum, while Hitsugaya is still pretty short himself, he’d be delighted to have an s/o who is the same height or even smaller than himself. He likes being eye-to-eye or even having to look down a bit. It’s easier on his neck, y’know?
• He knows he’s never gonna end up Marshmallow Hell.
• If they’re shorter, he might not be able to resist making a crack or two about their height, even if it makes him a hypocrite. Anyway, he likes feeling their head nestled against his shoulder when he has his arms around them. Feeling as though he’s physically big enough to protect them from harm will stroke his ego.
• If anything, once Toshiro reaches full height (which looks fairly tall) he’ll appreciate his short s/o even more.

Kenpachi Zaraki

• Kenpachi has already shown he knows how to deal with short people. Yachiru. If his partner doesn’t want to ride around on his shoulder, Kenpachi will just tuck them in his arm as he runs pell-mell around the seireitei. And if they do, they and Yachiru can take a shoulder each. (Think Merry and Pippin riding Treebeard!) 
• Sex-wise, he’ll try to be more considerate, ‘cause he knows he’s big and rough, and he’s proportionate everywhere. Preparation is gonna be key. He’ll perform fierce, sloppy oral until you’re shrieking. He likes to hold his s/o against the wall, put their legs over his shoulders and go to town, or have them sit on his face while he eats them like dessert. Anything to get them ready.

Jushiro Ukitake

• Jushiro’s not a giant, but he’s quite tall at 6'1½". He’ll quite happily wrap his short s/o up in his arms. He likes being able to surround them and make them feel safe. He thinks their short stature is adorable. 
• He does worry about accidentally fainting on his s/o, since his larger frame will probably knock them both over. Apart from that, he’s a gentle man, and his instincts are such that’ll never hurt them through carelessness. 
• The only thing is, bending down to kiss them as much as he does sometimes causes him dizzy spells, so he might settle for kissing the top of their head instead. 

Sosuke Aizen Fukutaichi Crush Headcanons

Anonymous: lieutenant aizen crush hcs

It’s not very fluffy, but I’ve tried to be realistic for these. 

Sosuke Aizen

• I honestly think it would take someone out of this world for Aizen-fukutaicho to have a crush on someone. If he pretended to, it would probably be a cover or a false lead to redirect Shinji’s gimlet eye. 
• If the feeling is genuine, he’ll be frankly quite annoyed that someone has upset his precious plans by catching his eye and diverting his attention from ‘more important’ matters. 
• At the start, Aizen would act like a total creep. (No real change there.) His crush’s every footstep would be dogged by watching eyes as he tries to evaluate what about them caught his eye in the first place. His first reaction is displeasure, because he doesn’t like being taken by surprise, or acknowledging any kind of softer feeling. 
• In public, he is perfectly civil and polite to the object of his affections, without any display of his internal conflict. He wouldn’t under any circumstances tell Gin or Tosen about his crush, not even to rope them into spying on her. Too much of a weakness. 
• He would assess their loyalties and consider whether he could rope them into his little band of merry men. If that’s not possible, he might consider dallying with them just to amuse himself until his plans come to fruition. 
• Let’s be honest. He would use his shikai on them to make them see whatever he wanted and bring them under his spell. There’s going to be a lot of gaslighting. This isn’t going to be an open, fluffy relationship. At least, not at its core. It would appear idyllic to the outside world.  
• If he was eventually certain of his s/o’s slavish devotion, he might begin to include them in his plans. Perhaps even remove them to Hueco Mundo in anticipation of his defection. By this point, the s/o would be thoroughly under his thumb.

Shunsui Kyoraku NSFW Headcanons

hakushaku-sama: Hey ! Is it possible a nsfw headcanons for Shunsui ? I really love this character - thanks you

Here you go, lovely. Shunsui is one of my faves..

Shunsui Kyoraku

• Shunsui is incredibly laid back when it comes to sex. He’ll usually initiate things with a wandering hand while he and his s/o are relaxing in the evening. He likes to have sake in one hand, his partner in his lap, and a free hand to wiggle into said partner’s clothes. He might get it swatted away the first few times, but he’ll simply chuckle and slide his hand back up their thigh. 
• He has long, clever fingers and knows exactly where to stroke and tickle to get his partner hot and bothered. He takes his time about it too. He know here they’re going to end up, so what’s the rush? He wants to enjoy his s/o and vice versa.
• He spends a ton of time kissing his partner’s neck and shoulders. He’ll get distracted by it, trailing kisses across their jaw, down the line of their throat, and nibbling at their collarbones. Few things turn him on like the nape of their neck, or how the collar of a kimono slips down off their shoulders. The innocent, bare skin makes his mouth water.
• Sex is one of the few times he takes his hair down. It’s surprisingly thick and silky, and he loves when his s/o gets their hands all up in it. He loves if they tug a little when he’s performing oral. He’ll moan.
• He’s not too fussed about who goes on top, but he’s happy to lie back and watch his s/o ride him. It’s a great view. And it frees his hands to run up their back and grasp their hips and grope their chest -yeah, he won’t ever keep his hands to himself.
• Shunsui can get a little kinky but not really anything out there. Tying his s/o up a bit, talking dirty, his s/o in a sexy outfit…he’s down for all that. BDSM, heavy-bondage and anything that involves pain or humiliation, he’s not about that life. Doesn’t turn him on at all.
• The king of slow and sensual. He can ramp things up once in a while, but on the whole he prefers to take it nice and easy. He’s pretty talkative, and calls his partner ‘honey’ or ‘darling’ throughout. 
• If his s/o sits on his bed wearing nothing but his pink kimono and his hat, he’ll come on the spot.

Renji Abarai Romantic, Kinks, Oral, Dirty Talk and Positions/Places Headcanons

Anonymous: NSFW headcanons for Renji <33 maybe fav positions and fav things to say in bed
Anonymous: Can I request Renji nsfw headcannons (maybe favourite positions/favourite places to do the do ;) )
Anonymous: Renji NSFW headcanons/kinks, including him giving oral maybe?
Anonymous: Hi! Could I get renji headcanons? Romantic, random, and NSFW? So sorry if it’s too much. Kudos to you and your blog btw!!

Damn, guys, the Renji thirst is real. Here’s a masterpost for all my current Renji headcanon asks. Hopefully this’ll slake your thirst for a little bit until I can get some more scenarios out. 

Renji Abarai

Romantic

• Renji would love to be a romantic, suave, cool kind of guy, but unfortunately, he’s just not very good at it. Call it the result of his upbringing (if you could call it that), if you will, or just the fact that he’s kind of a dork. He’s pretty good at flirting and eye-contact, but big, romantic gestures just aren’t his forte. 
• He’ll demonstrate his affection through smaller things such as little gifts and making time to meet you for lunch even when his schedule is rammed. He spends a lot of the day thinking of ways to make you happy. Nothing is quite as satisfying as seeing a huge, happy grin on your face because of something he’s done. It’s the kind of validation he can’t get anywhere else.
• He’s openly affectionate, even in public. He doesn’t give a shit what other people think when he’s around you, because his attention is directed at you and you alone. He’s not averse to PDAs either.
• When he’s alone with his s/o, he doesn’t give a shit about personal space. He wants them leaning on him, draped over him, pretty much just tangled up with him in any way possible. He won’t keep his hands to himself either. Petting, playing with their hair, fiddling with their fingers and toes, tracing patterns on their skin, tapping out rhythms on their knees, he’ll do it all.

Kinks

• Renji is a kinky little shit. The inside of his mind is a dark, dirty place. He’ll be wary of opening up that Pandora’s Box to his partner, but once he’s comfortable, he’ll start off with milder kinks like spanking and light bondage. 
• Spanking is one of his biggest kinks. He loves his partner’s butt anyway, but bending them over his knee and slapping that soft flesh until they cry out will make him hard as a rock.
• Fucking loves tying his partner up. He’ll have a wide smile on his face the whole time, and his voice will develop a growling edge. He teases like you wouldn’t believe, putting his hands and mouth everywhere but where they want him to. 
• He’s so not into the idea of being submissive, but he’ll take the dom life with a will. Let’s face it, there’s nothing quite like the image of Renji with a dirty little smirk and a pair of handcuffs in hand.

Oral

• He’s not very gentle with oral, but he’s eager and enthusiastic enough to make up for any shortcomings. Once he figures out what his partner likes, he’ll work that tongue of his like a piston. He’s a bit sloppy too, but neither he nor his partner gives a shit when he’s buried between their thighs. It all feels too good and intense.
• Likes having his hair pulled a bit. He leaves his hair down because he loves when his partner gets their hands in it, tugging on it when the feelings get too intense. The more they pull, the more aggressive he’ll become.
• He usually holds their legs open, pushing them as wide as they’ll go. He likes seeing his s/o’s private places spread open for him to ogle and take advantage of. He’ll burn the image into his memory for later perusal.
• He fucking loves it when his s/o writhes or wriggles while he’s holding them down. Seeing them so desperate and needy at his mercy? Major turn-on.

Dirty Talk

• Actually pretty good at it! He’s not the most verbose guy in the world, but he’s got a natural talent for striking the balance between dirty and flirty. 
• ‘You like that, baby?’
• ‘Come on, louder. Yeah! That’s more like it.’
• ‘You look so damn good like this.’
• ‘Just you wait. I’m not even started…’

Positions/Places

• Doggy-style. He gets in deeper and he likes the look of his partner’s back and hips. Also makes it easier for some rough, raunchy sex. 
• Reverse cowgirl. Again, he gets that view he likes, and it frees up his hands to grope and squeeze the things he likes. 
• Missionary. He might like to get down and dirty, but he enjoys intimacy as much as the next guy. Eye-contact is definitely important to him, and he doesn’t want to spend the whole time staring at the back of his partner’s head. How is he supposed to know they’re enjoying themselves as much as he is? Expect to end up in this position at least some point during each round.
• Honestly, likes his rooms to be the scene of the crime most of the time, but he’ll entertain the idea of doing it somewhere a bit more public, like his office. The risk factor is the turn-on, though if Byakuya catches him, it’s more like the death factor.
• At home, every available surface will be used for ‘activities’. Kitchen counters, walls, showers, couches, bed, floor. Hell, if he could fuck on the ceiling, he would. Usually ends up in the bed toward the end, so he can doze off after.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Sensitive/Weak Spots

Anonymous: headcanon sfw and nsfw: Grimmjow's "weak spots" that s/o uses against him?

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

SFW

• The skin around his hollow hole is ridiculously sensitive. The first time anyone touches it, he’ll flinch and hiss at them. His partner might think they’ve hurt him, but he’ll quickly demand they do it again. Any prolonged touching of the edges of it will make him go rigid and shudder. He’ll pin his partner’s hands to the bed to get them to stop because it feels too good. If his s/o ever licks around that area he might end up getting a little too excited a little too early, so he’ll be ordering them to stop after a bit.
• If you run your hand up his spine when he’s half-asleep, he’ll arch into the touch. Same with scratching your fingers through his hair. He’ll shake you off at first, but come crawling back for more. Yes, he’ll purr and chuff.
• Curiously, he’s rather sensitive to being kissed under the jaw. Nuzzling and kissing his neck is one way to disarm him. Understand, he won’t allow this often because he doesn’t like being vulnerable in that way, but if you ever get him on his back, kiss and suck his neck and watch his eyes turn to daydreamy slits.

NSFW

• He has these little dips underneath his hipbones. If his partner brushes across them in just the right way, or even licks at them, his hips will buck up. It’s like a hollow tingling sensation, pun not intended. 
• He won’t know it until the first time they’re played with, but his nipples are pretty sensitive too. Whether or not he’ll allow them to be touched and teased is another matter entirely. 
• The most obvious location is his dick, but most of the sensation is around the head. Stroking the shaft is nice and all, but put most of your attention on his glans if you want him to lose it, especially the little bit where the cord of muscle on the underside reaches the head. Combining that with any touching around his hollow hole drives him wild.

Ikkaku Madarame with Thicc S/O Romantic and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Girl could I get some ikkaku romantic and nsfw headcanons? Maybe with a thick girl?

Of course you can, boo. Ikkaku loves him a thick girl.

Ikkaku Madarame

Romantic

• Ikkaku’s not a natural romantic. The whole thought of roses and posturing makes him a little bit itchy, but he’s one of the most comfortable dates around. By ‘comfortable’ I mean there’s no pretence. He is who he is, and he’ll expect his s/o to act like themselves too. This means he takes his partner as they come, without feeling the need to change them in any way, and he’ll get annoyed if he thinks they’re putting on an act. It’s extremely refreshing. 
• He likes to eat. He needs a lot of food to power that ridiculously muscular body of his, so going out with someone who won’t make him feel self-conscious about what he eats or how much he eats will be a blessing. Also, he knows the best inexpensive restaurants and places to get Korean barbecue.
• Ikkaku finds thick girls absolutely gorgeous. He’s got nothing against slim women but something about wide hips and strong shoulders in a woman sets him off. He’ll encourage her to wear clothing she might not feel she can work, but he’s got a pretty decent eye, with Yumichika as back-up. He’ll pack you off with his best friend to buy shorts and sundresses and tank-tops, etc.
• Relationship-wise, he wants someone to have fun with. He’s likely to annoy his s/o to the point of starting a fight, because let’s face it, fighting is Ikkaku’s life. He loves a good verbal sparring match as long as no-one’s feelings are being hurt. He’d disagree with his s/o over the colour of the sky just to rile them up. 
• Also, a thick girl is more likely to be able to hold him down in a wrestling match, though not for long. She’s gonna get pinned.

NSFW

• With Ikkaku, his strength means that the size of his s/o doesn’t really change things at all. You can climb up on him and ride him until the cows come home. Same with positions against walls. He’s strong as hell and lifting you up won’t even break a sweat.
• Ikkaku is an ass man. The more, the better. His hands will naturally gravitate south whenever he’s holding onto his s/o. He’ll start by running his hands over her hips, then slide them down to cup her butt and give it a squeeze. If she’s wearing a dress his hands will creep under the hem. If you’re in public, you’ll have to swat him away because he’s not going to control himself. Actually, he might do it just to start a bickering session.
• He leaves love-bites all over her soft thighs and stomach. 
• Will beg for her to sit on his face. Drowning in those thighs is his wet dream and his eagerness will eventually overcome any self-consciousness she might have. Half the moaning will be from him. Ikkaku will seriously eat her like dessert. He’ll be thinking about it for days afterwards with this filthy grin on his face. Yeah, look at the blog picture. That one. 
• Loves the contrast between her body and his. He’s all muscle, so his chubby s/o is like the perfect contrast.
• Also, he’s not going to complain about being able to bury his face in her chest. 

Isane Kotetsu with Female S/O Romantic and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Could I get some romantic and nsfw headcanons for Isane with a female s/o, please?

Yay! I love Isane. She’s so cute. <333

Isane Kotetsu

Romantic

• It will take Isane a little while to feel secure enough to relax in her relationship. She’s very self-conscious, and will constantly worry about doing something stupid or embarrassing. She might come across as a little reserved or shy at first, but that’s because she worries about being too clingy. 
• Quite a romantic at heart, she thinks up big plans for every birthday, anniversary and Valentine’s day with her s/o, but because of her anxiety, she often pares down these plans until they end up doing something cute and low-key. Think picnics in the park instead of lavish feasts, a bouquet of flowers instead of a roomful. Somehow, the smaller the gesture is, the more meaning it seems to hold. 
• Once she’s comfortable, Isane’s a very affectionate partner. In public, she might hold herself to just a kiss on the cheek and holding hands, especially where her taicho might see, but in private she’s quite the cuddler. Especially if she’s allowed to be the little spoon. It lets her forget about her height for a little while.
• Isane frequently has bizarre nightmares, so her s/o will sometimes be woken up by her whimpering about fishcakes or other foodstuffs that are trying to eat her. She has trouble falling back to sleep after, so greatly appreciates being comforted by her partner. Don’t laugh at her nightmares. (Fishcakes are terrifying.)
• She can eat porridge for up to three meals a day, which is defintely something her s/o might take issue with. She needs someone to stop her living on a diet of porridge and cookies. Help this poor tol cinnamon roll.

NSFW

• Ever heard the phrase ‘All women are the same height lying down’? Isane has! It’s music to her ears. In all seriousness, Isane doesn’t have a lot of experience sexually. The first time, she’s incredibly nervous, and would need to be treated in a gentle, easygoing way. Actually, that’s the best way to treat her every time. Don’t hurt her. She’s too good, too pure.
• Definitely not into kinky stuff. Oh, sure, she might like having her arms tied up or being blindfolded, but anything involving pain or humiliation is not only going to turn her off, it’s probably going to make her run. To Isane, sex with her s/o is all about the bonding, not just a pursuit of getting off. She needs that kind of connection or it jut feels crass and hollow to her.
• Her neck and shoulders are some of the most sensitive parts on her body. To turn her on, all her s/o needs to do is pull aside her collar and start leaving little kisses all over her decolletage. She’ll be weak-kneed, swooning in her lover’s arms. 
• Despite her tall stature and practical personality, she’s pretty submissive in bed. One of her favourite things is when her girlfriend just lays her out and kisses every inch of her, before going down on her. During oral, Isane can’t help but moan out loud, which mortifies her after the fact, despite her s/o’s assurances. She’ll try to cover her mouth but she always ends up grabbing the headboard or her partner’s hair instead.
• When giving, she has a permanent blush on her face. She starts off tentative and almost infuriatingly slow as she judges what works and what doesn’t. Once she relaxes, she’ll have her girl thrashing and screaming, because she can really work that tongue. Won’t stop her being a flustered mess after.
• Will definitely want to snuggle after. 

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Contents:

• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Boyfriend and Proposal Headcanons
• Sui-Feng/Soifon with Female S/O NSFW Headcanons
• Yumichika Ayasegawa and Sajin Komamaru General and NSFW Headcanons
• Toshiro Hitsugaya FwB, Relationship, Husband, and NSFW Headcanons
• Shinji Hirako Jealousy Headcanons
• Jushiro Ukitake Fluff Headcanons
• Shinji Hirako Domestic Cooking Headcanons
• Toshiro Hitsugaya and Byakuya Kuchiki Jealousy Headcanons
• Rukia Kuchiki Daddy Kink Headcanons
• Boobs or Butt?: Bleach Ladies Edition

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Boyfriend and Proposal Headcanons

aoinekoqueen: Grimmjow’s boyfriend headcanons (with a female s/o) please?:3
Anonymous: Grimmjow and s/o engagement/proposal headcanons?

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Boyfriend

• To begin with, Grimmjow will seem like a crap boyfriend. He’s blunt, brash, aggressive and usually pretty thoughtless. It takes time for him to realise that there’s more to the relationship than possessiveness, sex, and making sure you’re still alive. Empathy isn’t really his forte, y’feel?
• Eventually, he’ll find himself attached to you by more than just shared sexual pleasure and a desire to protect you. He likes your company, you relax him, he doesn’t like seeing you upset. Hell, he’ll even start to feel guilty when he starts a fight with you. Give him time. 
• As a fully-fledged boyfriend, he’s still blunt. He won’t mince words or back down during an argument, and he hates to compromise, but will eventually -grudgingly- do so. If he feels like it. Maybe. 
• He’s an annoying little shit. If he’s bored, he’ll want attention. From you. Now. He’ll deliberately start an argument just to get your attention on him. He likes to rile you up and piss you off, because damn if you’re not sexy when you’re angry. And if it ends up in the sack for make-up sex, so much the better. 
• A lot of his affection will be shown through his physicality, not his words. He’ll haul you close with an arm draped over your shoulders or around your waist. 
• He watches you a lot. You’ll notice his eyes following you whenever you walk past, or just staring at you when you’re together. If asked about it, he’ll scoff and deny it, of course.  

Proposal

• It would take a long, long, long time for Grimmjow to get to this stage. If he’s even heard of marriage in the first place. Someone would have to sit him down and explain the concept to him.
• Ironically, it’s the commitment that might appeal to him. He’s possessive as it is. He prefers that you have his scent all over you to mark you as his, but that only works to other hollows. A solid, visible sign of ownership (he won’t describe it that way to you because he knows he’ll get the frosty shoulder for months) that others can see: shinigami, human, Quincy, whatever the hell Ichigo is… That will appeal to him. 
• Hopefully he’ll consult with someone else before he demands asks for your hand. Otherwise he might just pin you up against a wall and tell you you’re going to marry him. 
• As for the ring, he won’t know what the fuck to get or where. He’ll turn to someone he thinks might know what to do. Poor Ichigo will wake up to Grimmjow squatting in his window in the middle of the night.
• ‘Kurosaki! Where the fuck do I buy a ring!?’
• Ichigo: WTF…?
• The actual asking will be awkward as hell for him. He won’t get down on one knee. He won’t surround you with flowers or ride a horse with you down a sunset beach. He’ll probably walk up to you while you’re folding laundry or buying shampoo and snarl his way through the actual question, all red and uncomfortable.

Sui-Feng/Soifon with Female S/O NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: ayy can I get some nsfw headcanons on Sui-Feng with a fem s/o? :o

Ah, my beloved Soi-sauce. <3

Sui-Feng/Soifon

• Soifon is wound pretty tightly as it gets, and she’s stand-offish to boot. Ina relationship, it’s either going to take her an extremely long time and a lot of coaxing to let herself be that vulnerable, or all that tension is going to snap and you’ll be slammed up against a wall while she tears at your clothes. It’s all or nothing.
• That isn’t to say Soifon isn’t capable of taking it slow with her girlfriend. It’s just a lot rarer. When she’s not busy with training, she has taicho duties and Omaeda to hit. The upshot of this is that she’s very efficient. She can have you coming in thirty seconds flat.
• Has very calloused hands from weapons-training, which feel amazing on your body and inside you. Also, nimble little fingers that can finger you just right. 
• Doesn’t mind giving oral, since it puts her in control and lets her play your body like a game of strategy. She’ll pretend to get annoyed if you wriggle too much and threaten to tie you up and gag you, but secretly enjoys it. 
• When it’s her turn to recieve, she suddenly becomes shy. At first, she’ll dig her fingers into the sheets while you spread her legs. Her cheeks will flush red and she’ll look away, darting glances back at you every few seconds. The first few licks will make her flinch, she’s so tense and sensitive, but she soon relaxes and melts. 
• Her fingers will creep down and tangle in your hair, tugging it when she wants more or is close to orgasm. 
• Surprisingly loud in bed. She’ll bite her lip to shreds trying to hold back her moans, but when she’s near the edge her head will tilt back and she’ll whimper and cry out, pulling at your hair in desperation. (Don’t tease her about how loud she gets or you’ll get the cold-shoulder for months.)
• Her thighs trembles a lot when she’s coming, and she’ll clamp them around your head to keep you right there.
• Not overly kinky. She has a slight leaning toward dominating, but mostly through light bondage. She doesn’t have time for anything elaborate or roleplaying. That being said, putting on kitty ears and offering yourself to be tied up will make her hot and bothered. She’ll snap at you to cut it out, but she’ll still be reaching for the handcuffs.
• Nipples are super-sensitive. Small and perky. She won’t let you play with them for too long because it gets to be too much. 
• The rare occasion she has time to cuddle after, she’ll want to be the little spoon. Not that she would tell you. She’ll make you think it’s your idea. 

Yumichika Ayasegawa and Sajin Komamaru General and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Could i get some Yumichika and Komamura headcanons, nsfw and other? Thank you <3

Here you go, my dear. :D To everyone, I’m sorry it seems to take such a long time between when you submit a request and when I answer it. 

Yumichika Ayasegawa

General

• Yumichika is actually a fairly decent cook. He’ll never confess this to his friends or the rest of the eleventh division because he’s scared of being made to cook each and every meal for them. There isn’t a single decent cook in that division and Kenpachi has done nothing about the problem because he can eat anything except natto. Yumichika doesn’t want to fulfill that role. Have you seen what slaving over a hot stove does to your pores? And he’s not getting sweaty for anything other than fighting.
• He’s had a lot of trial and error with his fashion statements in the past. Don’t ask about the day he tried glitter eyeliner. Or that horrendous incident with tie-dye. Thankfully, he always gives himself the once-over before he leaves his room and catches any faux-pas. However, Ikkaku has a mental catalogue of each and every disaster to use as blackmail.
• With people he finds very attractive, Yumichika is a hell of a flirt. He’ll drape himself across the nearest surface and purr compliments at them with all the grace and insouciant charm of a cat. 

NSFW

• Yumichika being Yumichika, he’s very into body worship. Both giving and receiving. After he’s done complimenting every inch of you, he’ll expect the same in return. And he’ll feel put-out if he doesn’t get it. 
• Surprisingly dominant. He likes the control the pace and position because he knows which make him look best and which give him the best view of you. He’s got an attractive o-face, and yes, he’s practiced it in the mirror, because he doesn’t want to look like a Shar-pei when he’s climaxing. 
• He loves to leave ‘artistic’ lovebites on secretive parts of his s/o’s body. Because they’re not blemishes if he’s the one leaving them.
• Having sex in front of a mirror is his ultimate fantasy.
• Generally prefers an easygoing pace unless he’s just come back from a fight. In which case the sex will be surprisingly sweaty, hot, hard, and heavy. He’ll drag himself and his partner into the shower after.

Sajin Komamura

General

• Despite popular belief, Komamura doesn’t enjoy being compared to a dog, or given obviously dog-oriented objects. He still thinks that brush Hisagi gave him was custom-made. And any dog biscuits you give him should not be shaped like a bone. He won’t get angry, but he’ll be rather disappointed and sad, which is the last thing such a good, loyal pup shinigami should feel. Warning, you might have to eat them too so he doesn’t twig that they’re not for people.
• He’s rather embarrassed by how attractive people find his human form. Especially as it seems to be only temporary and he cannot maintain it for anyone who is interested in him in that way. It makes him feel even worse about his standard humanoid wolf form. With a prospective partner, he’d like it if they got to know his fuzzy self first.
• Despite his sensitive hearing, he willingly listens to Hisagi’s terrible guitar playing. He’s that kind and loyal to his friends. 

NSFW

• For such a large, imposing figure, Sajin is incredibly bashful when it comes to sex. It’s no surprise. He spent a long time hiding himself under a helmet and gloves so no-one would see his face or his fur. Convincing him to reveal more will take a lot of coaxing, but once he gets it into his head that you honestly do want him and find him attractive, he’ll melt like butter on a summer’s day.
• He’s got wolf-anatomy down there, so any actual penetration is going to have to be extremely careful. Because, also, he’s proportionate. Like, lube, and his partner on top, kind of careful. Maybe take some yoga sessions. 
• You know, he’s only too happy to go down on his partner, so long as they don’t mind that it gets a little sloppy when he’s over-eager. Don’t worry, he’s careful with his teeth. However, won’t receive oral. 
• Finds it incredibly stimulating and strangely erotic when his partner runs their fingers through his fur. 
• He’ll unconsciously growl when the feeling’s too good, and immediately apologise after.

Toshiro Hitsugaya FwB, Relationship, Husband, and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: friends with benefits, NSFW, relationship and husband headcanons for toshiro Hitsugaya please?

Absolutely! Here you go! <3

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Friends With Benefits

• Toshiro would be hard to convince to enter a friends-with-benefits arrangement. No matter how convenient it might be for stress-relief and without the messiness of a relationship.
• Even so, there’s the chance he might agree out of sheer curiosity. As much as he prides himself on his self-discipline, he’s young and full of hormones. He’d have to really, really like the other person.
• And if he didn’t see the possibility of it developing into a relationship, he’d let it fizzle out after a couple of encounters. He doesn’t have the interest to maintain that sort of thing.

Relationship

• Quite often it will seem as though Toshiro doesn’t have any time for you at all. It will inevitably lead to some feelings of self-doubt and loneliness when you get home and he’s still at the office -yet again-, but he’ll try to to make it up to as often as he can. He needs to learn that sometimes finishing those budget reports six months ahead of time isn’t as important as spending time with the people he loves.
• He does try his best to remember special occasions such as your birthday, but sometimes his calendar gets lost in the stacks of work. Luckily, Matsumoto is on hand. She might not do paperwork, but she will always nag him to get you something special. And he will. He puts a lot of thoughts into his gifts.
• He will try his hand at arts and crafts to make you birthday gifts and grow increasingly frustrated when he’s no good at them. The bin under his desk is full of torn origami animals, badly-made bowls and the shrivelled remains of his one attempt at trimming a bonsai for you. (He unwisely took tips from Ukitake.)
• When he’s home, just the two of you, he likes to take naps with his head on your lap while you read or do paperwork. If you play with his hair, he’ll crack open a turquoise eye and think about telling you to stop. Instead, he’ll sigh and go back to sleep. 

Husband

• Toshiro sees getting married as the natural progression of your relationship, and he likes the idea of stability and comfort that it brings. That being said, he’ll wait a long time to ask you, since he wants to be absolutely certain that you’re right for each other. He wants a marriage that lasts for all of his long, long lifespan. 
• The wedding will be small, traditional. Probably a temple-wedding, . He’s not one for big parties and lots of loud, drunken activities at the reception. (Matsumoto will make it happen anyway.) Also, for his sanity, don’t let Ukitake give you life-sized statues as a wedding present. 
• He makes more effort as a husband to spend time with you, but he’ll expect you to understand when he has to go on long missions or stay late to do paperwork. Swing by the office on your lunch-break for a little date, have there after-hours. Contrary to what you might sometimes think he does miss you too.
• Matsumoto and Momo will become your new best friends. Between his fukutaicho, his childhood friend, and his wife, Toshiro Hitsugaya is going to be thoroughly outnumbered. 

NSFW

• A lot of sex with Toshiro will be morning sex. It’s when he’s most relaxed and affectionate. It takes him about ten to twenty minutes to start worrying about whatever he has to do that day, so he’s far more likely to be up for it. He likes rolling over to find you all warm and sleepy. 
• He doesn’t have many kinks, but he’d be interested in exploring sensation play, such as with ice-cubes. 
• Cute, white lingerie is his favourite. Bridal-style lingerie. Or anything elegant.
• Prefers to be the dominant partner pretty much 90% of the time.
• Aggressive come-ons don’t really work for him. Teasing, ironically, does. He’ll grumble and give you the cold-shoulder while you flirt with him, but his hands are clenching and he’s turning red. He does have a snapping point at which you’ll be pinned down to the next available surface.
• His back is sensitive. If you trail your fingers lightly up and down it he’ll shiver. Kissing his back is a major turn-on.
• Very private about his sex life. Toshiro will not appreciate it if you discuss your sex life with Momo or Matsumoto. Even if you swear them to secrecy, they’ll tease him about it. He’ll glare at all three of you. 

 Shinji Hirako Jealousy Headcanons

lord-hex: Hi there, I love your blog! Can I have some jealousy headcanons for Shinji? Like, how would he react if his s/o unintentionally made him jealous? Would it be difficult to do that? Also, how would he react if the s/o was the jealous one?

Hello! Let’s have some jealous Shinji.

Shinji Hirako

• Shinji’s a complex kind of guy so it’s not easy to predict how he’d react to jealousy. He’s such a flirt himself, you’d assume he wouldn’t feel any jealousy at all. He must know it’s all good, harmless fun, right? Well, it depends. If someone else was making his s/o smile and laugh and generally claiming all their attention, he’d cling.
• It’s a shallow kind of jealousy. He drapes himself across his s/o and speaks to them in sugary baby-talk and nuzzles up against the side of their face. He’ll pout and sulk and generally make a bit of an ass of himself, trying to make it very clear to the other person who his s/o belongs to in the most ridiculous way possible. 
• I can’t see him as an aggressively jealous or paranoid man. He’d never ask his s/o to stop being friends with someone or accuse them of cheating if there wasn’t anything actually going on. It would only come to an argument if he thought there was a serious betrayal of his trust. Shinji’s kind of a brat, but he’s not controlling.
• If his s/o were the jealous one, Shinji’s demeanour would be entirely different. He’d tilt his head down until his bangs shaded his eyes and let a slow grin spread across his face. ‘Darlin’…are ya jealous? Ya know yer the only one fer me. Yer always my first love.’
• He acts like he’s consoling you, but he’s loving that you’re jealous. He thinks it’s cute as shit. He might flirt more just to provoke that reaction so that he can slink back to your side and tease you about pouting.
• On that note, if your feelings were honestly hurt, he’d tone it down straight away and honestly reassure you that you were the only one for him.  

 Jushiro Ukitake Fluff Headcanons

In flagrant disregard of everything that has happened since the end of the Aizen arc, here are some fluffy Jushiro headcanons. What Quincy invasion? So, here’s some comforting brain candy. 

Jushiro Ukitake

• Rukia likes to introduce him to the things she learns about in the world of the living. He was very impressed by the ingenuity of the juice-box. So, she tried showing him a can of soda. He was happy that he managed to crank the tab back and open the can, but she forgot to warn him about the bubbles. They went straight up his nose. After a bit of spluttering, he ended up sneezing soda. They both agreed never to mention again.
• He loves tea. That’s a known fact. However, someone introduced him to blooming jasmine tea. He bought a glass teapot just to watch the dried jasmine bloom in the hot water and spread its petals. He finds it delightful, and insists it tastes better too. 
• Every year on Valentine’s day he gets a lot of chocolates from his female subordinates and colleagues. So much so that he doesn’t know what to do with it. If he ate it all, it’d made him physically sick. He secretly gives the majority of it to Yachiru, though he always responds with flowers and such on White Day.
• He loves taking baths with his s/o. It’s a chance for them both to relax in the hot water and unwind. He enjoys traditional Japanese bath, with deep water and a bench in the tub. He can’t always stay in there too long because the heat makes him light-headed, but while they’re in there he’ll pull them close and discuss his day with them, kneading their shoulders.
• He’s very good at board games, like shogi or chess. After playing so many rounds with Shunsui for so many years, he’s difficult to beat. Gentle as he might be, he’s ruthless on the board and will pit centuries of shrewd tactical knowledge to advantage against you. That said, if you manage to beat him, he’ll be aglow with praise. 
• All of the koi in his ponds have names. He can tell you all of them if you ask. Quite a lot of them are named after people he knows. There’s a particularly lazy one named ‘Shunsui’.
• His favourite colour is a deep, sea blue. 
• He has a bad habit of accidentally catching his sleeves on things. Usually at home. He’ll go around and find that his loose sleeves have hooked over a cabinet handle or the edge of a table and he’ll be jerked back. For a relatively graceful man, it happens surprisingly often. 
• Every year, he and Shunsui drink together on the anniversary of the day they first met. 
• Despite rarely using it to his advantage, he knows how attractive he is and what effect his smile has on people. He likes to smile at his s/o to see how cute and flustered they become. He’ll never admit it. 

Shinji Hirako Domestic Cooking Headcanons 

Anonymous: SHINJI AND S/O DOMESTIC COOKING HEADCANONS!!! APRON ON S/O. APRON ON SHINJI. APRONS ON THE FLOOR. HANDS ON EACH OTHER. STOVE ON FIRE.

When I start laughing at just the request, you know you’ve done good, boo. 

Shinji Hirako

• Shinji gets the idea into his head that him and his s/o cooking together will be this cute domestic experience where they feed each other tid-bits and cook up something amazing. He’s seen Kensei making food, so how hard can it be?
• What really happens is that Shinji forgets to but half the proper ingredients because he is too busy wrapped up in his fantasy of his s/o in an apron and nothing else while he was supposed to be shopping. He also ends up buying a lot of snack food because he’s the kind of man to shop whilst hungry.
• After a few frantic rummages through the kitchen cupboards to find substitutions for the stuff he didn’t buy, things start to go a little better. But, honestly, Shinji, who forgets to buy rice? 
• You want to just follow the recipe but Shinji has to add his flair to everything, by which I mean he throws pinches of random spices into the pot and gives you a smug grin. 
• ‘It’s all instinct, darlin’.’
• ‘You just put sugar into miso soup, you numpty.’
• He waits until you take over, then stands behind you, alternately giving you useless advice or putting his hands in distracting places, with his chin on your shoulder.
• ‘Get your hands off my boobs, I’m trying to whisk here.’
• ‘I’m helpin’, doll. Takin’ the weight off yer shoulders’n’all.’
• There’s only so long he can stand there all wrapped around you before he gets distracted. He’ll end up kissing the side of your neck and groping you until you forget all about dinner.
• One thing leads to another and you end up pressed between the counter and his lean body, knocking over packets and bowls in your eagerness to get under each other’s aprons. 
• Meanwhile the rice is burning like Yamamoto’s bankai and the soup is boiling over.
• By the time the pots are a melted, blackened mess and Shinji’s covered in flour -bitching about having it in his hair- you dinner is completely fucked. 
• Eventually you just end up in bed feeding each other the snack foods he bought. 
• All in all, a great success. 

Toshiro Hitsugaya and Byakuya Kuchiki Jealousy Headcanons

Anonymous: Jealous toshiro and byakuya headcanons please ?

Here you go!

Toshiro Hitsugaya

• Toshiro will never ever want to admit that he’s jealous. He likes to think he can trust his s/o, and let’s face it, he likes to feel that he’s calm and in control at all times. Something as petty as jealousy isn’t something our Hitsugaya-taicho would ever stoop to.
• Yeaaah, not so much. He is entirely capable of getting jealous. Part of it is tied up in his guilt over how little time he can spend with his s/o on a day-to-day business. He’s so busy, and he’s scared that someone will come along and show his s/o the time and attention he can’t always give them.
• Also, secretly, he worries that his coolness and tsundere behaviour will drive his s/o into the arms of someone else. Someone warmer and more openly affectionate. It’s not an entirely logical reaction, since his s/o obviously chose him over everyone else, but it’s how he feels.
• If someone was obviously flirting with his s/o, he’d interpose himself between them. Perhaps coldly order the person to run along if they’re of a lower rank than himself. If they were another taicho, he’d come up with a reason to get himself and his s/o to somewhere else.
• He’s pretty good about it, though. He doesn’t take it out on his partner or start a fight. He keeps tabs on the person getting a little too close to his s/o, and perhaps tries to make a little more time for them in his busy schedule, just in case they’re feeling a bit neglected.

Byakuya Kuchiki

• Another person who doesn’t want to admit that they’re jealous. Byakuya is so extreme he won’t even admit it to himself, let alone anyone else.
• He’ll send an icy stare at the back of whoever is getting a little too close to his partner, his reiatsu a subtle pressure like the edge of a sword held to the back of their neck. Almost like the words ‘Scatter, Senbonzakura’ are about to be uttered.
• Unlike Toshiro, he will take his s/o to task if he thinks they’re spending an unseemly amount of time and attention with someone. He’ll disguise his true intentions by lecturing them about maintaining seemly appearances and what is and isn’t proper for a member of the Kuchiki clan. 
• If it’s just the case of someone being too forward with his partner, he’ll intervene much in the same way as Toshiro. (Because who is Toshiro going to look to for behavioural cues? His scarf-senpai, of course.) 
• In both cases, chances are his s/o is savvy enough to read his minute physical tells, such as looking too long in their direction and his chilly expression, and smooth the situation. 

Rukia Kuchiki Daddy Kink Headcanons

Anonymous: I feel awful for requesting this lmao, but can I get some headcanons about Rukia having a daddy kink (Specifically, Rukia is the one who likes to be called daddy) combined with her having a relationship with a female s/o!

No! Don’t feel bad! This is a safe place for mental healing and- No, but seriously, we’re all hoes here. Here you go!

Rukia Kuchiki

• Rukia’s not sure where the kink started, to be honest. Perhaps she heard it from something in the world of the living (Sometimes Ichigo forgets she’s in the closet…) and it seemed like something amusing and slightly kinky she could try with her girlfriend. After all, juice boxes and sleeping in closets are gateway kinks into heavier things. 
• Even if her girl is bigger than her, Rukia will still call her ‘Baby girl.’
• Their sex and/or gender doesn’t come into it. Rukia likes to be called ‘Daddy’, not ‘Mummy’. The dynamic is more about who takes care of who, especially in bed. And it just doesn’t have quite the same ring when called out mid-orgasm, y’know?
• Quite naturally, Rukia doesn’t ever want Byakuya, Renji or Ichigo (or god-forbid, Ukitake) to find out what goes on in her sex-life, so her girlfriend is sworn to secrecy. Let’s not mention the time she almost called you ‘baby’ in front of Renji. She’s never shut up so hard in her life. Oh, and:
• ‘Hey, Da-’
• *Rukia glares, with Ichigo watching in confusion.*
• ‘-arling. Hey, darling.’
• On a more serious note, she likes you to call it out and beg her with that name when she’s got you pinned down and at her mercy. When she’s got your legs open and your pleasure literally in her hands -or mouth-, tugging at her hair and begging ‘Daddy’ to let you come is enough to drive her wild.

 Boobs or Butt?: Bleach Ladies Edition

Anonymous: Ass or tits for the Bleach ladies?! ;)

I answered this in paragraphs because there’s a lot of characters, and I don’t want it to be repetitive. I hope you enjoy! <3

For the tits squad, we have Tier Harribel, Isane Kotetsu, Sui-Feng, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Lisa Yadomaru, and Tatsuki Arisawa. Harribel is surrounded by large-busted women with a lot of cleavage on display. When she rules Hueco Mundo it’s a wonderland of Amazonian female arrancar. Isane and Nemu love the soft, comforting aspect of breasts. Sui-Feng loves them because Yoruichi has them, and Tatsuki likes the contrast between her tomboyish frame and her s/o’s curvaceous one.

Our ass fans consist of Yoruichi Shihoin, Mashiro Kuna, Rangiku Matsumoto, Kukaku Shiba, and… Orihime Inoue?! Yeah, you read that right. Orihime likes the booty. Mashiro takes after her taicho and loves a pert, slappable butt and seeing her s/o in short shorts. Rangiku, Kukaku, and Yoruichi form the Unholy Trinity of Titty Queens and share a fondness for an s/o with a cute butt. Imagine those three sitting in a bar, eyeing up everyone that walks past and smirking to each other. It’s happened at least once.

Nanao Ise, Momo Hinamori, Rukia Kuchiki, and Retsu Unohana would actually favour a third option: legs. They like seeing their s/o in skirts, fitted trousers, tights and stockings. Anything that emphasises those pins.

Kiyone Kotetsu has her own little segment. Hair. She likes partners with long, lush hair. Straight, curly, kinky. She’s got a fetish for long hair. 

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Contents:

• Ichigo Kurosaki NSFW Headcanons
• Gin Ichimaru Oral, BJ, and NSFW Headcanons
• Kensei Muguruma Fluff Headcanons
• Sosuke Aizen and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with a Shy S/O
• Izuru Kira Dating Female Quincy Headcanons
• Yasutora "Chad" Sado: Introducing Girlfriend to Friends and General Relationship
• Keigo Asano Dating Headcanons
• Yasutora "Chad" Sado and Renji Abarai Relationship Headcanons
• Random Headcanons: Kisukue Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Ikkaku Madarame, and Kensei Muguruma 
• Yasutora "Chad" Sado Dick Headcanons

Ichigo Kurosaki NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: could you write some ichigo nsfw headcanons please?

I can’t believe I haven’t written any Ichigo NSFW headcanons yet! I feel like I’ve written about every other aspect of his life. 

Ichigo Kurosaki

• It takes him a little while to become comfortable and less bashful toward sex. He’s so used to vehemently denying the crude jokes his father makes and constant surprise!nudity from Yoruichi that his instinctive reaction is to become defensive and hide his face. As soon as he relaxes, he’s pretty much one of the best lovers going: adaptable, responsive, sweet and fun, with great stamina. 
• He never really loses the instinct to blush when his s/o comes on to him, or when he strips them naked. It’s like a reflex. He turns as red as his namesake and rubs the back of his neck a lot. However, when he gets caught up in whatever he’s doing, he loses the blushing schoolboy demeanour fast. 
• Surprisingly, a little bit kinky. Maybe borrowing Lisa’s magazines corrupted him, but he does watch porn and sometimes wants to try out the things he’s seen. Not generally the hardcore shit, but maybe a move he saw, or a new position. He picks up new techniques like he picks up new powers.
• He has incredible stamina. No, really. You remember how he claimed he could run on the Hiyori Super Trainer for five days and still not get tired? Yeah. He might need a few minutes of cooldown between rounds, but then your boy is good to go. You will get tired before he does. 
• He has a lot of urges but he’s really good about it. He’d never pressure you or whine for sex if you weren’t in the mood. The thought of you having half-hearted sex with him and resenting him for it fills him with horror.
• Not rough in bed. He can be pretty dominant and forceful if you want it, but he draws the line at anything that seems violent. Hair-pulling, choking, leaving bruises, tight bondage, clamps and ties and whips…he’s not down for that. Demeaning his s/o in any way puts him off as well. He doesn’t really see the point. It feels good enough to have -relatively- normal sex. 
• He’s not opposed to oral. He enjoys giving and loves receiving. When he’s going down on his partner, he has a tendency to get embarrassed, though he’s not the one with their legs spread wide open. So, you’ll have this blushing guy between your thighs, tentatively licking and getting redder with every moan you make. He’s uncertain of what to do at first, but he takes instruction well. Dig your fingers into his hair and tell him what you want. He’ll be grateful.
• Has some seriously good stroke game. So smooth and deep it’s like James Earl Jones’s voice. 
• Not too loud. Lots of gasps and grunts and the occasional ‘Fuck’. 
• Has the cutest o-face. His nose scrunches up and he bites his lower lip.
• After, he wants to laze around with his s/o and doze. Loosely cuddle if it’s not too hot, and engage in casual pillow talk. He’ll ruffle his s/o’s hair and grin at them all goofy. 

Gin Ichimaru Oral, BJ, and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: omg, your blog is literally perf,,, if I can, could I request some oral/bj/any other hc for my dude Gin, please??

‘My, my.’

Thank you, my love! This is my first Gin post, so I hope it lives up to everyone’s desires. He’s quite the intriguing guy.

Gin Ichimaru

Oral

• The first thing you will learn about Gin Ichimaru in the bedroom is that he is the world’s biggest tease. He will work you into such a state of frustration that you are tempted to punch him. 
• It’s not unusual for him to tie your arms to the bedposts or behind your back so that you’re nice and helpless while he spreads your legs wide open with his long, slender fingers. 
• Other times he won’t tie you, but will have you lie your hands on the pillow, and if you move them or reach for him, he’ll stop what he’s doing completely.
• He smiles that mocking smile and opens his eyes a little, so that you have no doubt he’s looking at your vulnerable intimate areas. ‘So lewd,’ he’ll tease you, 'letting me see you like this.’ 
• He’ll trail his fingertips along your inner thighs until you’re twitching and wriggling, ticklish and desperate for him to touch somewhere else. 
• 'My, my, you are needy today.’
• He’ll rest his head on your thigh and look at you, humming to himself and tracing you with his fingertips until you’re desperate. His first foray into pleasuring you will be quick and light, just the most taunting flicks of his tongue. 
• As soon as you start to make noise because he’s hitting those good spots, he’ll shift to somewhere less satisfying. Don’t protest. He’ll only go back to where you want him when you relax. He’s a huge fan of edging and will do it every time. 
• When he’s had his fun, he’ll ramp things up completely without warning. His tongue will be working you something fierce, his hands pinning your knees to the bed, sucking you into his mouth until you scream. 
• He’ll lick his lips and fingertips after, smirking at you. He’ll open your legs wider to get a look at what he did. 'Well, well. Someone enjoyed themselves.’

BJ

• Gin loves to sit back and relax in a comfortable chair with his s/o on their knees in front of him. He props one leg up on the arm of the chair and leans back, arms folded behind his head. He looks down at his s/o with a wide smile and his eyes in their snake expression.
• He makes little to no noise during the act, unless he’s talking, which he does a lot. He likes to comment. 'Look at you, taking all that into your mouth. I’m impressed!’
• He leans his head on his hand and watches you work him over, almost like he’s detached from the act. Like he’s watching a show he enjoys. He will direct you on how to pleasure him more, and watch in satisfaction as you struggle to accommodate his wishes.
• Few things make him lose his control, but deep-throating will make his smile falter a little. He’ll grimace, and let loose a soft grunt. He’ll settle a hand on the top of your head, lightly. Not even digging his fingers into your hair. To keep you there, or modulate you, it’s impossible to tell.
• He sighs when he comes, drifting off into a satisfied hum. Generally he prefers to come in his partner’s mouth, but he’ll settle for finishing on their face or chest. 
• After, he’ll take a handkerchief from his pocket and meticulously wipe their face, praising them in a slightly patronising way for doing such a good job. He’ll kiss the top of their head, smiling wide.

NSFW

• Gin generally has no particular preference for being on top or bottom. He’ll take either/or depending on his mood. On top he can tease and torment his lover, and on his back he has the pleasant and relaxing view of watching them ride him. However, that doesn’t make him in any way submissive.
• Well, that being said, he will allow his partner to try dominating him, just so he can undermine their every attempt for his own amusement. He’ll lie there on his back, making idle remarks. 'Yes, ____-chan, I am a slut. How kind of you to point it out. Oh, dear, you seem to have tied me up.’ It’s as amusing as it is infuriating.
• Doesn’t like to rush, so he’ll have sex somewhere private where it’s less likely someone will bother him. He doesn’t enjoy quickies because it doesn’t give him long enough to properly 'play’ with his s/o. It’s half the fun for him. If he were just in the mood to get off, he might as well masturbate. 
• His favourite positions are the ones where he can see his s/o’s face. He likes to watch their expressions and reactions, and savour the exasperated glares they shoot him when he makes some new asinine comment. 
• He penetrates his s/o in slow, deep movements, sitting on his knees so he has a bird’s eye view of their body. He moves their legs around to whatever position he likes. Usually the one that gives them the most frustrating levels of pleasure. Just not quite enough. He’s a master at it. Sex with Gin is a psychological experience as much as it is a physical one. 
• His s/o will always come. He wouldn’t stand for anything less. But, they’ll come when he wants them to. Usually he satisfies his need to tease before he gives in and gives them that final push towards the edge, usually chasing his own release at the same time. The last few minutes are unusually hot and heavy, intense as he gives up all pretense and takes you forcefully. 
• Unlike most people his eyes open when he comes.

Kensei Muguruma Fluff Headcanons

Anonymous: fluffy kensei hcs? <3

You got it! ;)

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei spoons in his sleep. His partner better get used to sleeping with a wall of muscle at their back and a big burly arm wrapped around their waist. He grumbles if they have to slip out of his hold to go the bathroom or wake up before him, and if they come close enough, he’ll drag them back, nuzzling into the back of their neck and ignoring their protests. ‘
• In the morning, before he’s styled his hair it either lies completely flat and flops over his forehead or sticks up in weird tufts and makes him look like a grumpy dandelion. If the latter is pointed out to him, he’ll give a sleepy glare. 
• One thing he’s discovered he loves is when he comes home from a long day of punching things and his s/o sits next to him on the couch, peels off his gloves and gives his hands a gentle massage. He sits there quietly as they rub his sore knuckles. Being cared for like that makes him feel a little flustered, but pleased. When you’re done, he pulls you toward him and drops a kiss on your head. 
• It’s not unusual for you to be minding your own business when a spoon appears in your face, loaded with some new concoction he’s whipped up in the kitchen. If you don’t immediately open your mouth to try it, he’ll poke your face with the spoon. ‘Oi. Try this.’
• Falling asleep on him is pretty much guaranteed to make him sit there for the rest of the evening. He’s like a normal person when a cat or puppy falls asleep on them. He can’t move because he doesn’t want to wake you up and spoil it. Inside, he’s melting a little bit, because you trust him that much. He’ll smirk at the top of your head and scruff your hair a bit.
• He’s easily disarmed by sweetness. If he’s nagging you or just grumbling in general, a smile will bring him up short. ‘What are you smiling at?’
• He gets a little tongue-tied trying to compliment his s/o outside of a sexual situation. He’ll think they look pretty, but he doesn’t wanna just blurt it out in case he looks stupid. He’ll wind himself up thinking how to deliver the compliment. In the end he’ll sort of bark it at you like an order. ‘YOU LOOK PRETTY.’
• ‘O…okay?’

Sosuke Aizen and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with a Shy S/O

Anonymous: Grimmjow and Aizen with shy s/o headcanons please!

Most certainly! I hope you enjoy these!

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• Logic would suggest that Grimmjow wants an outgoing, forceful partner to go along with his own personality. Someone with whom he can fight and be his usual rough, rowdy self. But Grimmjow isn’t predictable, and heaven knows, he doesn’t follow any pattern of logic. At least, not one that makes sense to normal people. Therefore, he’s just as likely to find himself attached to an s/o who is shy and retiring. 
• It’s an understatement to say that he’s out of his depth. Normally, a shy person he would either taunt or completely disregard, but you’re interesting. He doesn’t know how to relate to you at first. You’re fun to tease, because of the way you flush or splutter at the blunt things he says. But that can only last so long, and he doesn’t want to drive you away.
• He’s going to go through more than a little frustration. In general, he’s not good at reining in his temper and watching his tongue all the time will grate on his nerves. He’ll probably lose his temper at some point and do something overly aggressive just to let his tension out. He’ll regret it when you shy away from him, and try to make amends in his own backwards way.
• Once he’s over this tricky stage, he’ll learn what your limits are and try to keep within them. Mostly because he gets sick of being in the doghouse (ha!) all the time. 
• Around others, his irritation fades completely. He likes that you only talk to him, and only want to be around him. It brings out his protective side. If someone gets in your personal space or tries to coax you out of your shell, he’ll be in their face in seconds, shoving them back and telling them to ‘Fuck off and leave ____ alone.’
• Eventually, Grimmjow will learn to appreciate you as you are, though he’ll still try to get you to argue with him all the time. Which, let’s face it, is likely to happen, because he’s annoying enough to piss anyone off eventually.

Sosuke Aizen

• Contrary to Grimmjow, Aizen won’t mind at all that his s/o is shy. It is simply more excuse to keep them all to himself. He doesn’t particularly enjoy sharing anything about them, especially not with the other inhabitants of Las Noches. 
• It satisfies his sense of superiority that his s/o generally defers to him. Not to say that he wants someone completely subservient, because sycophants and spineless people are entirely beneath his attention, but it does please him to be obeyed. 
• I think Aizen would find a shy s/o quite attractive. It might be what attracts him to them in the first place. As well as a certain desire to find all their secrets, quirks and private thoughts that no-one else gets to see. It’s something that satisfies him, knowing things that other people don’t.
• If his shy partner is averse to socialising, it means he gets to keep their time and attention all to himself. He likes to be the centre of their attention, the axis of their world. He’ll take pleasure in overwhelming them with his presence, both literal and figurative. He wants to be their everything.
• The Espada wouldn’t be permitted to go anywhere near his s/o on pain of death. Especially not Grimmjow, Syazelaporro or Nnoitra. Aizen doesn’t to share, and he doesn’t want his underlings to think they can take liberties with his partner. Those three are the most likely to do the latter.
• On the other hand, he might have Starrk or Tosen, those he apparently trusts, guard his partner if they’re out and about Las Noches.

Izuru Kira Dating Female Quincy Headcanons

Anonymous: Headcanons for Izuru Kira dating a female Quincy? <:

Ooh, interesting! Here you go!

Izuru Kira

• Let’s be honest here. Izuru’s had a terrible time of it over the last few years. First he was abused and abandoned by Gin, then he was injured by the Espada, then the Quincy, and he was walking around for a while with a big ole hole in his chest. It’s going to take some very special to make him date one of the Quincy. 
• Furthermore, he’ll have to deal with the prejudice of his fellow shinigami. Izuru isn’t the most resilient mentally, (especially after Gin) and that sort of backlash would be hard for him to deal with. He might have to judge whether it was worth his relationship and blustering through the side-eye from his colleagues, or just ending things to keep the peace. If his friends knew and liked his Quincy partner, it would help a lot.
• Being a Quincy, his partner is mortal and therefore will probably dwell in the World of the Living. He’ll prefer to spend time with them down there. It’s more comfortable without the whole Gotei 13 watching them like they’re some kind of science experiment, and he can forget about all the things that have happened in the past. He can take them out on little dates and spend evenings watching films with them on the couch.
• He might go to Isshin for advice, because he’s the only other shinigami he’ll have heard of dating and marrying a Quincy. Isshin’s advice will be less than helpful, except perhaps on how to deal with the Ishidas, if Izuru ever runs into them. 
• Once people get used to the idea, and realise that hey! Ichigo the Hero came about because of a shinigami-Quincy union, they’ll begin to come around. Matsumoto and Momo will be the first, since they’ll be able to bond with the Quincy s/o through girls’ nights. Matsumoto is the more open-minded of the two, and very eager to see Izuru finally find some sort of happiness. If that comes in the form of a Quincy, then she will more than gladly put aside her own misgivings and step up. Hisagi will just be happy if you make his friend happy. 
• Oh, and prepare yourself for Rose’s epic song about star-crossed Quincy-shinigami lovers. 

Yasutora "Chad" Sado: Introducing Girlfriend to Friends and General Relationship

Anonymous: Sado Yasutora (Chad) gf headcanons?? (Like introducing her to his friends after a hella long time & stuff??) thanks!

I hope I’ve interpreted this correctly. Feel free to message me if I’ve got it wrong. Chad’s such a sweetheart.

Yasutora Sado

Introductions

• It isn’t even so much that Chad wanted to keep you to himself for a while before introducing you to his friends. The fact is, he’s so taciturn, he simply never said anything about you. Don’t misinterpret this as him not caring, because he absolutely does care. Anyone who knows Chad knows that when it comes to him, the phrase ‘still waters run deep’ has never been truer. He isn’t ashamed of you either, as is obvious by the dark, pleased flush on his face when he finally introduces you to Ichigo and co.
• On a subconscious level, he might have kept you to himself to protect you from the more dangerous aspects of his life. He’s big and strong, but he might not be able to protect you from Hollows and Espada and Quincy. The thought of you being hurt breaks him out in a cold sweat. He’d rather cut off his own hand than see any harm come to you. 
• Eventually, though, he’s going to let the different aspects of his world collide. The first person you meet will be Ichigo. 
• ‘Ichigo. This is my girlfriend, _____-chan,’ he introduces you with his hand on your shoulder. That’s it. That’s the grand introduction. 
• Ichigo will be floored, because Chad never mentioned he had a girlfriend in the first place. He might think it’s a practical joke for all of thirty seconds, before he remembers that Chad isn’t the type to pull pranks. Once he’s recovered himself, you’ll get a warm welcome. Any friend of Chad’s is a friend of his. 
• Orihime will love you, Tatsuki will be fascinated by you, Keigo will complain that he can’t get a girl and Chad, who never says a word, can, and Mizuiro will take it in his stride.

General Relationship

• As I said, Chad will eventually give you the low-down on the realities of his life. He can see Hollows, he’s a Fullbringer, and sometimes he has to go and help Ichigo save worlds you’ve never even heard of. He’ll spend months fretting over how to tell you, because it’s not exactly your run of the mill revelation. What if you go running into the sunset, screaming about crazy men who fight invisible, imaginary monsters.
• When you know about the other side of his life, you’ll have a closer relationship with Chad and his friends. It’s highly unlikely he’ll let you get involved with his fights and quests, especially if you’re an ordinary human, but he’ll be able to confide in you. That’s something he’ll be grateful for. After a long, dangerous day, he can pull you into his arms and (succinctly) tell you what he’s been up to. And you’ll be more understanding if he has to run off to save the world for a week or so.
• As a boyfriend, Chad is a bit reserved in public. He won’t be all over you, but he’ll hold your hand if you want him to. He’ll quietly follow you around, shopping or dates or just going for a walk. He’s like a big, warm, silent shadow. If you ask him a question, like 'Shall we go for tacos?’, you’ll get a smile and a thumbs-up.
• In private, he’s a big teddy bear. Very affectionate, he likes to have an arm around you when you’re both on the couch, have you snuggle up against his side at night, to stand behind you while you’re cooking with his chin on the top of your head. It might sound cloying, but he’s so quiet it’s almost easy to forget he’s there. 
• A relationship with Chad is incredibly comfortable. He’s low maintenance, attentive, and just such a sweetheart that everything flows smoothly most of the time. It feels like you’ve always been together.

Keigo Asano Dating Headcanons

Anonymous: How about headcanons for dating Keigo?

Now, here’s an unusual request! I’m pretty fond of this goofball. Let’s dish out some love for him. :D

Keigo Asano

• Since he got his new haircut and grew up a bit, Keigo’s become pretty easy on the eyes. He hasn’t realised this at all and is still the same melodramatic goofball he always was. Though he’s a little confused as to why people actually pay attention to him now. When he finally gets his head around the fact that someone is interested in him, it’s like a firework show going off in his brain. Lots of loud noise and bright lights. You might see sparks shooting out of his ears.
• Keigo will have trouble getting out a full coherent sentence for the first encounter. Probably because he’s internally weeping with joy and running internal monologues about how wonderful you are and how his time has come at last. His new s/o can either amuse themselves by watching him struggle or put him out of his misery and suggest they go out on a date.
• He’s an adorably normal guy. He likes fireworks and beach parties and going on dates to funfairs. The last option is a great opportunity to get him all to yourself while enjoying the rides. He’ll try desperately to win you the biggest teddy bear from the darts stall. He will also probably eat too much fair food and end up feeling sick on the biggest, baddest ride he spent all day so excited about. After that, he won’t be quite so enthusiastic. 
• He’ll want to schedule lots of cute, fun dates with his new partner. Going to festivals, going to the beach, playing video games, visiting cat cafes, taking photos with each other in dorky picture booths: he’ll want to do it all. And they’ll have to meet each and every one of his friends so he can show them off. He’ll have spent nearly every minute you’re not around talking you up, but his friends are used to his hyperbole, so it won’t be too hard to make a good impression. 
• Don’t worry, though. He won’t make you meet his sister, Mizuho. God forbid she drive you away with her temper. And he doesn’t want to be nagged and battered in front of you. That’s not cool.
• Aside from his hyperactivity and melodrama, he really is a good boyfriend. He’s thoughtful and always tries to make sure his s/o is happy. He’ll be attached to his phone most of the time you’re apart, sending you text messages and cute pictures of sunsets and puppies and quick, hilarious snaps of Mizuho’s snarling face. He’s the kind of guy you can just go and play video games with if you don’t fancy going out. He doesn’t expect much at all.
• And don’t worry, he’ll calm down eventually. You’ll reach a point where he doesn’t run to greet you with his arms flung wide open and tears streaming down his face. He’ll smile and wave.

 Yasutora "Chad" Sado and Renji Abarai Relationship Headcanons

Anonymous: Can I have some relationship Headcanons about Chad and renji?

Why, yes, you can! <3

Renji Abarai

• Renji is refreshingly open as a boyfriend. He isn’t one of those people that bottles their emotions up and allows them to explode in your face. This has the effect of creating an extremely comfortable relationship. If he’s annoyed, you’ll know why. If he’s sad, you’ll know why. If he’s happy- You get the point. You’ll never feel as though you have to walk on eggshells around him, and he’ll expect the same frankness from you. Renji wants a relationship, not a minefield of things unsaid.
• As sociable as he is, and as much as he’d love you to get along well with all of his friends, there are times when Renji just wants to close the door, draw the curtains, and wallow in your relationship. It still fascinates him that you two found each other, and that there is a person who is the other half of the buddy-system to him. He’s there for you. You’re there for him. He is friendship with Rukia when they were young came close, but things got in the way, lives drifted apart, Aizen stuck his ramen-noodle hair where it didn’t belong, etc. It’s just amazing to him that you’re there, and he likes to be able to indulge in it.
• Those evenings will generally involve long rounds of sex, lying together in the tangled sheets, eating snacks, talking about deep things and trivial shit, indulging in your in-jokes (of which there are many), tracing the tattoos all over his back and wondering whether he should get more (he always does), both of you grumbling when the snacks get crumbs all over the sheets and Renji will you stop lying your elbow on my hair, you doodle-faced lout~
• He loves the couple-bubble, basically.
• Oh, and for a visual aid, may I point you in the direction of the fabulous Blackstorm from deviantart: here! (NB: tiny bit NSFW, don’t open at work)

Yasutora Sado
I’ve covered a lot about Chad’s relationship headcanons, so I’ll do some domestic fluff if that’s okay?

• Chad doesn’t watch a lot of TV, but one of his favourite shows is Animal Kingdom. His favourite thing to do on a Sunday morning is sit on the couch and watch it with a cup of coffee. Usually shirtless, with his hair all sleep-tousled. You’d have to have a heart of ice not to be swayed by that sight. He’ll be more than happy to have you crawl onto the couch next to him and lounge on him while you both watch adorable animals.
• He has few bad habits, but one of them is buying too much food. He overestimates how much the two of you will eat and fills the fridge with enough groceries to make Hikifune jealous. He’s pretty good at not spending all your shared income on the shopping, because he can find good deals, but it’s always just too much. When friends come over you end up slipping them free food and bags of fruit and veg under the table. Otherwise you’d have to clear out the fridge of out-of-date food again. He’ll inspect the fridge and notice how its contents have depleted:
• ‘We ate a lot.’
• ‘Sure we did, babe.’

Random Headcanons: Kisukue Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji Abarai, Ikkaku Madarame, and Kensei Muguruma 

mylovelykelsifer: I totally want to see what scenarios you come up with those ignoring kiss Headcanons. I'm gonna wait until your accepting scenarios but for the mean time could I request random Headcanons for those same characters. I love your blog btw.

Those would be fun to write in the future! I hope some of you guys request them next time my ask box is open. :D Thank you! Here you go! <3

Kisuke Urahara

• There’s one big problem with Kisuke living in the human world: he has access to the internet. I know what you’re thinking. He must waste time on it searching for porn and videos of cute cats. He did at first, of course, but that got old. Kisuke likes new things, new pursuits. Unfortunately, online shopping is a way to get those things. It started with things he thought were useful for around the shop, or parts to tinker with in his labs, but soon he was buying cat toys and catnip in bulk, strange foreign candy that no-one was going to buy, hat-repair kits, you name it. Tessai has blocked all the major shopping sites, but it’s Kisuke, so he still gets around them. Boxes of junk arrive at the shop weekly that Tessai has to try and sell off. Whoneeds fourteen feather-on-a-stick cat toys in different colours? Kisuke. Kisuke does.

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Ichigo has a deep, dark secret. He likes slice-of-life anime and manga. You’d think a young guy would be into Shonen Jump and male-protagonist adventure stories, but let’s be honest: he’s had his fill of that in real life. So much so that reading these daily-life and normal drama volumes almost seems like fantasy. He finds it relaxing. He reads them in secret, often borrowing them from Yuzu’s room so he isn’t seen getting them from the library or the store.

Renji Abarai

• Renji once tried to go on a bout of self-improvement, because he thought it’d be more impressive to be more like his taicho. He -willingly!- attended calligraphy, ikebana, and tea-ceremony classes. He failed them all parlessly. Byakuya, under pressure from Rukia, invited Renji to one of the Kuchiki clan formal gatherings. Things…didn’t go well. Renji committed almost every dining etiquette faux-pas there is, knocked over a bowl of miso-soup into his own lap, and ended the evening being cornered in the garden by a senile old Kuchiki widow with grabby hands who wanted to ‘see how far down you have those tattoos, young man!’ He only just got away with his dignity intact. Needless to say, he hasn’t been invited back.

Ikkaku Madarame

• Ikkaku has very rough feet. Lying in bed with him is like being scraped by coarse-grade sandpaper when he gets fidgety in the middle of the night. He tried a softening treatment once -don’t ask how Yumichika talked him into it- but it could barely make a dent in his callouses. He can go without sandals if he needs to. And yeah, it’s not helped by the constant practicing of his Lucky Dance.

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei is, unsurprisingly, pretty anal-retentive when it comes to his living spaces. He generally has a place for everything, even if they why of it isn’t immediately obvious. He gets irate as hell if someone moves his workout equipment. So much so that Mashiro used to sneak in his room in the Vizards’ warehouse and shift everything an inch to the left. It drove him up the wall. Furthermore, he’s of the mind that certain rooms are for certain things. He gets pissy if you fall asleep on the couch, because that’s what the bed is for. And don’t even try eating or reading in bed. He’ll be looming over you in a heartbeat, jerking his thumb at the living room. ‘Oi! There’s a place for that!’

Yasutora "Chad" Sado Dick Headcanons

Anonymous: Ooh, ooh! Dick headcannons! :D may I request one for Chad, please?! Thank you!

Here you go! <3

Yasutora Sado

• Chad’s a big guy, in every sense of the word. His dick is proportionate to the rest of his body, so long and thick. Probably close to seven and a half inches, and girthy. There’s a lot to work with. He’s careful when he’s penetrating anyone, because the last thing he wants to do is cause discomfort. It’s still gonna feel like a stretch. 
• Curves down a little, so being taken from behind by Chad feels amazing. Thicker toward the head than the base.
• Dark in colour. A shade darker than the rest of his skin. Very nice tone overall. 
• He’s circumcised.
• He has several thick veins that run the length of it which provide a nice texture during sex. These also seem to throb when he’s coming. 
• Moderately sensitive for the whole length of his dick. There aren’t any particular spots that drive him crazy, so paying attention anywhere is pretty good. 
• His hair down there is thick, dark and curly, so he trims it back to keep it looking a bit tidier. And he trims his balls completely, because he secretly likes having them played with, so he tries to make them more appealing.
• His cum is fairly thick, but doesn’t taste too bad. Salty, mostly. There’s usually a lot of it, though.

Chapter Text

Contents:

• Kenpachi Zaraki Sensitive/Weak Spots
• Ichigo Kurosaki, Kensei Muguruma, Shuhei Hisagi, and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with a Trans S/O
• Isshin Kurosaki SFW and NSFW Headcanons
• Espada: Biting or No Biting?
• Byakuya Kuchiki Dick Headcanons
• Ikkaku Madarame and Yumichika Ayasegawa NSFW Headcanons
• Yandere Sosuke Aizen Headcanons
• Kenpachi Zaraki SFW, NSFW, Kink, and Dirty Talk Headcanons
• Ichigo Kurosaki Turn Ons
• Yasutora "Chad" Sado and Jushiro Ukitake Proposal Headcanons

Kenpachi Zaraki Sensitive/Weak Spots

Anonymous: Hello Can you please do the same for Kenpachi with the weak spot ? Thank you

Kenpachi Zaraki

SFW

• For our own safety, let’s not classify them as “weak spots” or Kenpachi might get it into his head that we’re insulting his strength. Which is both wrong, and possibly fatal if he wants to start a fight. There are a few things that make Kenpachi antsy, and he’s definitely not ticklish, but he has places that he likes to be touched.
• His ears. He likes when his partner licks and nips at them, especially if they take the shell of his ear between their teeth and tug a little. It amuses him and makes him horny at the same time. Something about their hot breath curling into his ear just does it for him.
• He can be caught off guard by a light touch on the inside of his wrist where the skin is a little thinner. He’ll usually respond with a pat on the head in acknowledgement. 
• His back. He has a lot of muscle there, which can develop knots and kinks. He’s pretty chuffed with an s/o that can work all the knots out in his spine, digging their fingers in between the muscles. Even better if they walk down his back and twist out the kinks with their feet. His spine with pop and he’ll groan and grin. ‘That’s it, darlin’. Right there.’
• His abs will twitch if you lick them, but he’ll just laugh at you. ‘Taste good?’

NSFW

• On his dick, it’s most sensitive at the head. This is especially useful since there’s usually too much of him to fit inside his significant other, either during sex or oral. They can make him happy by focusing on the part they can actually fit. Stick your tongue in his slit and watch his stomach lurch.
• There’s also the spot of skin just underneath his balls. It’s unusually sensitive, which isn’t usually a problem because it’s generally not an accessible area for his enemies. Tickle or massage there during a blow job and he’ll twitch like crazy in your mouth.

Ichigo Kurosaki, Kensei Muguruma, Shuhei Hisagi, and Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez with a Trans S/O

Anonymous: Can I have headcanons for Ichigo, Kensei, Hisagi, and Grimmjow with a trans s/o? It can be either sfw or nsfw im fine with either! I hope you have a nice day and night!

I’ve stayed SFW on this one. Also, please remember that any opinion expressed or held by a character are necessarily not my own. Just how I think they would think. Transgender people are awesome and deserve a ton of respect. I’m not personally transgender, so I’m not going to comment on the process of transition or any physical matters, because I’ve not experienced it and it’s not my place.

Kensei Muguruma

If he knew from the outset that his s/o was trans, I really can’t imagine he would be all that troubled by it, no matter where they were in their transition. If he found out a little later while they were dating, perhaps if his s/o was worried about telling him for any reason, because trans people get a lot of poor treatment/reactions, he’d want to sit by himself and let it sink in, but it wouldn’t have a huge effect on his feelings for that person. He knows who he is. He’d respect someone for having that kind of self-knowledge too, even against the general mindset of society. Furthermore, he’s a very protective boyfriend. If anyone else had something to say, they’d end up with his fist in their face. Besides which, he personally has experience with prejudice after his own experiences.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Grimmjow is technically a Hollow, so his definitions of sex and gender-constructs are not set or ingrained like someone who grew up in a human or human-like society. He really doesn’t care or see why other people would care. He’d think it was perfectly normal to defy what’s expected of you by those who are narrow-minded and do what’s right for you, what feels natural for you. He might not even get what the big deal is. ‘You are what you say you are. What? Why should I give a shit what people think you were supposed to be? Fuck ‘em.’ Grimmjow’s so protective possessive that he makes Kensei look negligent. If anyone looks funny at his s/o, they’re going into the nearest wall.

Shuhei Hisagi

Shuhei is a thoughtful, accepting kind of man. He’s very mature and calm and really doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who would have any kind of prejudice against trans people. He doesn’t judge, and seems to accept people for how they are inside, regardless of what lies without. After all, he’s a hardworking dork with an obscene tattoo on his face…? I feel like he’d be so happy his s/o told him that they’re trans, trusted him with that information, and do everything they wished regarding pronouns etc. He’d constantly be asking if he was doing things right, almost to the point where the s/o wants to say, ‘Okay, chill. You’re doing fine.’ He’s just a sweetheart.

Ichigo Kurosaki

I’ll be realistic. I don’t know if Japan is a very open-minded society, especially toward identity issues, and whatever ingrained prejudices Ichigo has absorbed growing up in that society might give him a moment’s pause. Mostly out of surprise. He might not have been much exposed to transgender people through the media and daily life. He might need to have the concept properly explained to him. However, he himself has had so many identity-revelations, changes and conflicts that he is rapid to empathise and accept. 

Isshin Kurosaki SFW and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: May I have some Isshin Kurosaki headcanons? He's one of my all time favorites and just needs all of the love. All of it! Also, I love your blog so, so much. Your scenarios are my favorite to read across the entire site! A++ <3

I’m sorry this took so long! I love Isshin. I got matched with him once, so he’s my back-up husband, as annoying as he is. Here’s plenty of love for the goof. Aw, thank you, sweetheart. <3 I’m glad you like what I write. :D

Isshin Kurosaki

SFW

• Isshin Kurosaki is an extremely annoying entertaining man. He’s loud, goofy, and the life of the party. Every party. Even parties he wasn’t invited to. Being in a relationship with him is never dull, but living with him can wear you down a little bit if you were hoping for the quiet life. You can observe his children for coping mechanisms to deal with his nonsense. Take a leaf out Karin’s book, and use sarcasm or plain old ignore him to cope. Or just do what Ichigo does and give him a whop over the back of the head. If you ignore him, Isshin will fall to his knees and wail comically that his love is cold and heartless. Karin will give you a deadpan thumbs-up behind his back. 
• He’s just so silly. He’s rarely ever serious. Most arguments will devolve into Isshin loudly apologising, proclaiming his love, or dramatically sweeping you into his arms, begging for forgiveness. He’s a doof. 
• He rubs his facial hair on your cheek whenever he hugs you, no matter how much you ask him not to. He never seems to shave or get more hair. It’s permanently scruffy.
• He’ll kiss you loudly and obnoxiously in front of his children to embarrass them. Eventually you’ll learn to ignore Karin’s gagging noises and Yuzu’s protest of ‘Daaaaaaaaad!’
• Isshin enjoys going out on dates. He’ll try to make it a tradition that you go out on a date at least once a week, maybe on a Friday night. It’ll vary between trying a new restaurant that opened up, going to see a movie, visiting a funfair, strolling around town, and that very ill-advised trip to a play. (Isshin fell asleep halfway through and snored like a jackhammer.) It just keeps the romance -mostly- alive.
• He does bring flowers home on the regular, even if they’re usually a bit bedraggled.

NSFW

• Isshin is a lech. He’ll creep up behind you in the kitchen and give your butt a playful squeeze. Or whisper very inappropriate things in your ear during dinner. Or just look across at you and waggle his eyebrows. 
• Sex with Isshin is never particularly serious or over-intense. He’s a laid-back guy, and wants to enjoy night-time hijinks with his s/o without any pressure. If you make a strange noise or fall off the bed, the two of you are able to laugh it off and get back to what you were doing. He’s prone to chatting. Not dirty talk, in particular, but just light, flirty conversation and telling stupid jokes to make you laugh. 
• Despite this easy-going demeanour, he does prefer to be on top. He’s ridiculous, but he enjoys being the one in charge of the situation. This manifests as him being the one who controls the pace and position, though he always takes his partner’s comfort and pleasure into account.  
• He’ll happily perform oral, but whether you want him to or not is another matter entirely. Imagine being halfway to orgasm and looking down to see his face between your legs, winking at you and making exaggerated slurping noises. It’s infuriating, hilarious, and quintessentially Isshin. 
• He usually keeps the noise down, because hey, his kids are in the house. This means you might end up having a lot of daytime sex while they’re at school, or sneaky trysts in the supply office of the clinic. If the girls are out on a sleepover and Ichigo is off saving the world, all bets are off. He’ll have a competition about who can be loudest. He usually wins.
• He’d like to lie back all naked after and bask in the afterglow, but you both usually have to drag on some form of pyjamas in case Yuzu sticks her head in to say goodnight, or bring you tea in the morning. She’s seen enough of her dad’s naked arse.

Espada: Biting or No Biting?

that-crazy-otaku-kitty: I think you might be my favorite blog atm! Could you pretty please do some headcanons about which espada like biting and the one that don't...? I know it's weird...but yeah haha *scrathes back of head awkwardly*

Hi! I’m glad you like my blog! It’s not weird at all. Let’s have some biting Espada. I did whether they like biting, and whether they like being bitten. 

Yammy LLargo

• Yammy LOVES biting. He’s a brutal kind of guy, and causing his s/o pain during the act is all part of his pleasure. He can leave large, bright red marks on his s/o’s neck and fleshy parts. Sometimes the teeth of his mask pierce through the skin and make you bleed. He gets excited by the blood. And biting him will make him act more aggressive, so do so at your own risk.

Coyote Starrk

• Starrk, with all his wolf symbolism, does actually quite enjoy being bitten. Maybe not a vicious bite, but a firm nibble at his neck or his ear and he’s happy. He doesn’t go in much for biting himself unless he’s really horny and het up, but that’s a rare occurrence. He might nibble your ear.

Baraggan Louisenbairn

• Baraggan doesn’t like either. He’s a serious man. Royalty, don’t you know? He’s not the type to enjoy any of those shenanigans during sex. He’ll grow irate if you try.

Tier Harribel

• For Tier it’s not really possible for her to bite anyone, unless they want their throat ripped out. She can’t really be bitten either, since her mask covers a large portion of her neck. She isn’t the type to really care for being bitten, nor would she see the appeal in sinking her teeth into her partner. If you did it, she’d pull away and ask why you did it.

Ulquiorra Cifer

• He might actually enjoy it. You’d have to do it first. He’d be confused at first. What made you want to do that? He thought sex was supposed to be about mutual physical pleasure, so why would you cause him pain? He’s not angry or upset at all, merely curious. Explain to him about mixing sensations and he’ll be on board to experiment. He’ll bite you with varying degrees of hardness to test what you like best.

Nnoitra Gilga

• Of course Nnoitra bites. He’s a chomper with those big-ass teeth of his. You’ll regularly end up with his teeth in your neck, on your ass, your thighs, your stomach. He leaves you looking like you’ve got some weird kind of toothy rash from all his bite marks. Don’t ever bite him back. You’ll regret it.

Luppi Antenor

• He doesn’t particularly like the idea. It seems pretty stupid to him and he resents any kind of bite mark you might leave on him. He wouldn’t bother doing it back either, unless you’d pissed him off somehow.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• Does Grimmjow like biting? Is the sun hot? Is Aizen a dick? Grimmjow fucking loves biting. He does it instinctively. If you bite him back he’ll start snarling and growling and fucking twice as hard. His neck is sensitive and biting it pretty much makes him want to come on the spot.

Zommari Rureaux

• He’s not a fan. He won’t want his partner acting so uncivilised and undignified in bed, and he’s not going to lose his grip on himself like that either. If you bite him, he’ll probably pull out and walk off, calling back over his shoulder that you need to learn how to behave yourself.

Syazelaporro Granz

• He’s got double standards. He enjoys experimenting with pain/pleasure dynamics, which will include biting you. But if you bite him he will get very snitty over the mark left on his pristine skin and likely walk off in disgust or punish you in some way.

Aaroniero Arruruerie 

• Um…he doesn’t really have the equipment to bite or be bitten, so his opinion doesn’t really have an impact. If he was in one of his stolen forms, then maybe he would, but it seems unlikely.

Byakuya Kuchiki Dick Headcanons

Anonymous: what about some dick hcs for Byakuya?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 ‘My what? Scatter, Senbonzakura.’

Byakuya Kuchiki 

• Mostly an average length. About 5.8 inches, maybe a tiny bit over. He’s not extremely thick, but it gets quite girthy toward the base. 
• Very smooth, pale, dick. It looks like was carved from the finest marble, and draped in pure white silk. It’s ridiculously pretty. A very noble penis.
• He doesn’t lengthen much when he gets erect. He’ll thicken up a bit, but his flaccid dick is still pretty impressive. 
• Very tidy hair situation. He takes care of himself and keeps it simple and clean. He doesn’t shave it but does keep it very trim.
• It’s very straight, and doesn’t bend in any direction. Like a good noble penis, it keeps its head up high.
• He’s sensitive around the head and the slit, and is pleased if most of the attention is focused there, perhaps accompanied by light stroking along his length. He doesn’t like his balls being touched. It doesn’t feel good for him.
• He has thin, white come. Not a lot of it, and it doesn’t taste too bad. It runs out, rather than spurts, so it won’t get on your hair or your face. He’s dignified like that. 

Ikkaku Madarame and Yumichika Ayasegawa NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: Could we get some ikkaku and yumichika nsfw headcanons? :D

Yep!

Ikkaku Madarame

• Ikkaku is all about the doggy-position. He likes to get in nice and deep with a tight hold on his s/o’s hips. He’ll saw himself back and forth real slow for a bit, just to get himself even more wound up -and drive you crazy- and after that he’ll pound away good and deep for a long time. He can fuck you through several orgasms if he’s not been able to fight that day. 
• He literally will not leave your nipples alone. If you’ve got breasts, he’ll grab two handfuls and play with them like a kid with a new-found toy/toys. He likes to pinch and roll your nipples between his super-calloused fingers, because it makes you gasp and squirm. Don’t tell him about nipple clamps.
• Pretty good with the tongue, not gonna lie. What he lacks in precision he makes up for in strength and determination. He can move that thing like a piston between your legs until you’re ripping at the sheets. Clamp your thighs around his head. He love it.

Yumichika Ayasegawa

• He’s got high expectations of blow-jobs. Not only does he want you to do a good job, he wants you to do it beautifully. It’s not good enough to just give him the good old suck, he wants a bit of a show. Not the classic porn-star rolling your eyes and gagging and slurping. That’d put him off for life. He wants everything from the fall of your hair to the shine on the damp skin of his dick to be aesthetic. 
• He’s an absolute slut for lingerie on his s/o if they’re female/feminine. He’ll judge you on their tastes if they aren’t up to his standards, but that just motivates him to take you out and get you a whole new collection of underwear. All matching sets, of course. Any s/o better have nice, clean undergarments. Don’t wear your old kecks if you’re getting naked with Yumichika. Just…don’t.
• His neck is extremely sensitive. Just brushing your lips under his jaw, or licking at the side of his throat, is enough to make him groan. Tuck his hair back and nuzzle at the patch of skin beneath his ear and he’s putty. He day-to-day clothing covers most of his neck, so feel free to leave a couple of little marks. Sink your teeth into his soft skin and make him hiss your name.

Yandere Sosuke Aizen Headcanons

Anonymous: Yandere Aizen headcanons?

Do you mean the ways Aizen might be yandere? Okay, let’s explore this.

Sosuke Aizen

• Aizen doesn’t quite fit the trope as it is classically. For those who don’t know, a yandere character is one who is generally kind and sweet, but has a violent, deranged side, generally in regards to people they are attracted to/in love with. Essentially, they are sweetness and light to the one they want, and are vicious to any sort of competition for that love.
• Aizen is absolutely as controlling and possessive as a yandere, but he lacks the bloodlust rage. He will coldly cut off anyone who tries to talk to his s/o or someone he wants, remove them, punish them, but not hack into them with a sharp weapon. 
• He’s fond of using his reiatsu to dominate any room he’s in, particularly if he’s feeling at all threatened or jealous of anyone lurking around his partner. He does not like other people touching his things. You might just find yourself forced to your knees.
• Yandere also react very poorly when the object of their desire tries to leave them. Often they decide that if they can’t have their love, then no-one can. Aizen isn’t quite obsessed, he’s just possessive. He will be deeply offended if his s/o tries to leave him, and his reaction might have very…final consequences. Essentially, you might find yourself disposed of. After all, he can’t let that kind of insult stand. 

Kenpachi Zaraki SFW, NSFW, Kink, and Dirty Talk Headcanons

Anonymous: Kenpachi Zaraki NSFW and SFW headcanons, please!
Anonymous: Nsfw and kink headcanons for Kenpachi zaraki please <3

Here we go. Lots and lots of Kenpachi headcanons.

Kenpachi Zaraki

SFW

• Kenpachi is mistaken for the meathead that never notices anything. Wrong. He does notice, but whether he bothers to react is another thing entirely. Unless it’s fighting, fucking, or food, he can take it or leave it. So if you want to go and sit on his lap all day while he’s looking at paperwork (that Yumichika will end up doing), then go right the fuck ahead. He won’t be bothered, and he’ll be annoyed if you constantly ask for permission to do shit. He does what he wants and expects you to do the same.
• Furthermore, he’s not going to mother-hen you all the time. If you want to stay up all night drinking and training, or decide you want to eat nothing but BBQ for three weeks straight, he isn’t going to say shit. He’s not your parent, and doesn’t want to have to look after your basic needs. Kenpachi isn’t the mothering type.
• He does enjoy having you around though, so it’s difficult to be too clingy for him. Yachiru rides his shoulder all the time, so if you want, climb that big, bara wall of a man and take a ride on the Kenpachi Express. 
• He’s protective in certain contexts. If someone is hitting on you aggressively and won’t leave you alone, he’ll grab them by the skull and lob them into a wall. He expects you to stand up for yourself, but he’ll take on the battles you can’t win. Someone would have to be incredibly stupid to give you any shit, because he’ll just step on them. 
• He’s roughly affectionate. Always a bit too forceful. He ruffles your hair so much it tangles in his hand, or pats your shoulder so hard your knees buckle. His kisses are bruising and involve a lot of teeth.

NSFW

• He knows he’s got to get you going before he can get any kind of gratification, so he’s learned to enjoy giving oral. May as well have fun doing what you’ve got to do, right? He opens your legs wide open and gets a good long look at you all spread out. He’s sloppy and unco-ordinated and noisy. If you’re female he’ll bury his whole face in your sex and feast like he’s a starving man. He likes sticking his tongue inside and thrashing it around until you writhe, making you ride his tongue.
• Fingers. Long, broad, calloused-to-fuck fingers. He uses them to pull at your nipples, drags them across your skin, curls them up inside you when he’s trying to stretch you open. He’s just got the best fingers. 
• You’re going to get moved around like a ragdoll while he explores all the different ways he can get into you. Half the time you’re not being fucked so much as being pulled on and off his dick. He can manhandle you so damn easily. 
• And when he does fuck you it’s going to knock the breath out of you, because he doesn’t get the meaning of slow and sensual. He’s not brutally trying to cram himself into you, but he’s going to go deep and hard and you won’t be able to feel your legs after. 
• Kenpachi barely makes any sound at all, apart from heavy breathing and the odd casual grunt, but he likes it when you’re shrieking down the barracks and thrashing under him with pleasure. Literally screaming his name. Yank his hair, bite his neck, drag your fingernails down his back and he’ll wear the scratches like a badge of honour. Just give yourself up to the whole carnal element of the act.

Kinks

• He might fool around with roleplay once or twice, but he doesn’t really have the patience for it. Nor does he want to waste time on bondage when he can hold you down -or up- however he wants. Even if he tried shibari he’d get the knots all tangled to fuck and give up. You’d find Yachiru playing skipping rope with the ropes the next day.
• Spanking. He’ll someones give your ass a swat when he’s taking you from behind. It makes you clench up around him all nice, and you’re damn cute when you yelp.

Bonus: Dirty Talk

• Okay, so he’s no Shakespeare of Filth, and he honestly doesn’t talk all that much anyway, but here are some things he’s likely to come out with. 
• ‘You coming again already?’
• 'How many fingers d'you want?’
• 'Get on your knees.’
• 'What’re you whining for?’
• 'You taste pretty good today…wanna try?’ (With a demonic grin and his fingers near your face.)

Ichigo Kurosaki Turn Ons

Anonymous: Innocent things that turn Ichigo on? Please forgive my sin, Senpai.

All sins are forgiven, anon-kohai. <3

Ichigo Kurosaki

• Underwear. This one seems pretty obvious. I mean, what guy isn’t a little turned on by underwear? But Ichigo gets turned on by the cutest of underwear. Not faux-innocent pink ruffles, or baby-doll negligee things. He is attracted to plain white socks and colourful tights and cute, printed-cotton underwear. If they have a tiny pattern on them, he can’t stop staring. Get ones with little strawberries to make his jaw drop.
• The little baby hairs at the nape of your neck when your hair is tied up. He watches how they stand up when you get goosebumps, or how they stir under his breath when he leans in to kiss the back of your neck. He never mentions it, but he notices them.
• When he catches you completely relaxed and unselfconscious, like you’re draped across the sofa, one leg tossed over the arm, sprawled out and taking up as much space as you want. Whether you’re napping, have your nose in a book or are watching TV, there’s something incomparably sexy about seeing you completely at your ease and owning the space around you. 
• Applying chapstick or lip-gloss. Ichigo’s a dork and lipstick scares him, but seeing you apply a coat of chapstick or a dab of lipgloss is weirdly entrancing for him. The way your lips pucker and the concentration as you sweep the tube over them. And how soft your mouth looks after. It makes him eager to smother you in kisses.

Yasutora "Chad" Sado and Jushiro Ukitake Proposal Headcanons

Anonymous: Chad and Jushiro proposal headcannons?

So, I had way too much fun writing this request. They’re practically scenarios. I’ll have to write them as such one day.

Jushiro Ukitake

• Jushiro will wait two years, ten years, or a hundred years before he makes a proposal. He’s patient to the extreme. He is definitely the kind of man that would want to get married, but wouldn’t ask until he felt you were comfortable with the idea (and likely to say yes, because of course he doesn’t really want to be rejected). 
• He’ll consult with Shunsui when he thinks the time is right, wondering how to go about it. Shunsui, after cracking out the good sake and drinking several toasts, will suggest having Nanao stand on a roof above the pair of you, scattering rose petals. Thankfully, Jushiro will know better than to listen to his (idiot) best friend.
• His instinct is to take you somewhere tranquil and romantic, like beneath a tree overlooking his koi ponds, on a pleasant day when you’re both free from work and burdens. Perhaps with a picnic. Conversation will be as genial as ever, but you’ll notice that he glances your way more and more. He’s gearing himself up to ask.
• Eventually, he’ll say your name in a very serious tone, giving you an earnest smile. He’ll lean over and take your hand in his. Quietly, he’ll tell you how happy you make him, and how much it means to him that you still wish to be with him, even though he is ill. And so…
• ‘Will you do me the honour of marrying me?’ 
• Please don’t throw yourself into his arms too hard.

Yasutora Sado

• Chad won’t wait quite as long as Jushiro before popping the question, because he’s human-ish, with a human lifespan. After a few years together, he’d start thinking about it. He won’t verbalise any of this, because it’s Chad, so it will probably come as a complete surprise. 
• He’ll take Ichigo along to buy the engagement ring. They’ll traipse through jewellery shop after jewellery shop, where Chad will hardly say a word and Ichigo grows increasingly frustrated. In the last, tiny, dusty little shop, where they’ve seen almost every ring in Karakura town, Chad will point at one particular ring, and say, ‘That one.’
• He’ll walk around with that ring box in his pocket for months, waiting for the right moment. Eventually, he’ll realise that the moment won’t occur organically, and he should just take you out to dinner and ask you.
• He’ll take you to your favourite restaurant, where you two had your first, third, fifth, thousandth date, and where you barely need to open the menu before the waiter is setting your favourite dishes down in front of you. Chad sits there in relative silence while you talk about your day and tell him about all the things going on with your mutual friends. You’re comfortable doing most of the talking now, since he always listens, and loves the sound of your voice.
• When the plates are empty and the wine mostly drunk, and you’re digging into a large slice of chocolate cake, he’ll reach over the table and touch your cheek with his fingertips.
• 'Hey.’ It’s practically the first thing he says all night. You’re surprised, but elated when he sets a little velvet box on the table. 'Do you want to get married?’
• The chocolate cake is a tragic casualty when you launch yourself over the table to cover his face in kisses. 
• Of course, if you have any sense, you remember to say 'Yes’ at some point.

Chapter Text

Contents:

• Chubby, Insecure Fem!S/O with Ikkaku Madarame, Coyote Starrk, Renji Abarai, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Kensei Muguruma
• Koga Kuchiki NSFW Headcanons
• Scary Movie Headcanons w/Sosuke Aizen
• Renji Abarai/Reader/Ikkaku Madarame NSFW Polyship Headcanons
• Jushiro Ukitake Male S/O Preferences
• Words To Turn Ikkaku Madarame On
• Pre-Betrayal Sosuke Aizen SFW and NSFW Headcanons
• Tetsuzaemon Iba NSFW Headcanons
• Hanataro Yamada Relationship Headcanons
• Byakuya Kuchiki and Soifon Romantic and Parent Headcanons

Chubby, Insecure Fem!S/O with Ikkaku Madarame, Coyote Starrk, Renji Abarai, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, and Kensei Muguruma

Anonymous: "Headcanon for Ikkaku, Starrk, Renji, Grimmjow and Kensei finding out their chubby s/o suffers from severe self-hatred and doesn't think she's good enough for them."

Ooh, good request. Also, since you said “she” I went ahead and wrote it based on a female/feminine s/o.

Ikkaku Madarame

• Ikkaku would be floored. He finds larger women very attractive, and the fact that his girl has been beating herself up over something like that not only makes him mad, it doesn’t make any sense.
• ‘What? What the hell are you talking about? No, you don’t need to lose- Did you see me looking at other women? Why would I want them when I have you? You’re crazy.’
• His disbelief is such that it’s almost flattering. After a while you start to realise that he honestly can’t believe you thought that about yourself. And you start to wonder why you did in the first place.

Coyote Starrk

• Starrk just doesn’t get it.
• 'You think you’re not good enough for me…because you’re not thin…?’ He might be a bit slow to realise that you need some reassurance, but he’ll listen to your worries.
• He doesn’t get it, primarily because I don’t believe Espada have beauty standards (concepts of beauty, like what Charlotte and Syazel have, are something different) and so he doesn’t really know why you weighing more than some other woman would make you worth less in your eyes. Because you certainly aren’t worth any less in his.
• 'I’ve got you. I like you.’
• Then he’ll lift up an arm from where he’s sprawled on the bed/couch/cushions/horizontal surface in an invitation to come and snuggle with him. He hopes that will be the end of it.

Renji Abarai  

• Renji is no stranger to insecurities. He’s had them all his life, about where he’s from, his tattoos, his lack of money, his bankai, you name it. He’ll probably be the most understanding of the lot, and the quickest to reassure you and comfort you.
•  He’ll scoop you up in his arms and make sure to tell you that your body is damn attractive to him and you’re not “good enough” for him but probably too good for him. He’ll curl up on the couch or bed with you and surround you with his own body in a tight cuddle.
• If he thinks you won’t push him away, he’ll carefully strip your clothes away, kissing each bit of revealed skin and acting like the goof he is until you’re relaxed and giggling. He’ll use his hands and his gaze and his mouth to show exactly how beautiful you are.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• 'Not good enough for me? What the fuck are you talking about? You’re mine, woman.’
• Grimmjow’s arrogance kind of takes over here. He chose you, so how can you be anything but exactly what he wants, and the fucking best, at that? Also, that’s his girl you’re talking about. How dare you? (Yes, his logic is a little fuzzy, but go with it.)
• He’s not so great with the comforting, but he has his own ways of reassuring you. Namely, flinging you over his shoulder and carting you off to bed to show you all the ways he finds your body sexy as hell. Usually until you can’t think, let alone move.

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei can be a little dense, so it might take him a while to twig what is wrong with you and why you seem so down. He’ll be worried, because he’s a natural born worrier, and if you’re picking at the food he cooks for you and pushing him away when he tries to initiate things, he’s going to be nagging you all the time to tell him what’s wrong. When he gets it out of you, he’ll actually be a little offended.
• One, that you didn’t think you could confide something like that with him, and two, that you’re denigrating his choice of partner. (He’s a doof.)
• ’Of course I want you, idiot. I wouldn’t be with you if I didn’t. Damn it, get over here, now.’ He’ll give you the biggest, gruffest hug you ever did see.
• That being said, if it was really bothering you, and you wanted to get fitter (don’t call it losing weight in front of him, because he will refuse to reinforce your poor body-image), he will help you to lift weights and take you running with him, if that’s what you want.

Koga Kuchiki NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "May I request NSFW headcanons of Koga Kuchiki?"

We’ll go with the younger Koga, before he was sealed away, because not only was he smoking hot back then, he also wasn’t…shrivelled. For those who have no idea who he is, Koga Kuchiki is a filler character from the Embodied Zanpakuto arc.

Koga Kuchiki

• In bed, Koga is confident as he is competent. He knows what he’s doing and he knows how to do it. He’s not insecure about his body or his ability to please a partner, but is oddly pleased and flustered when complimented directly from his s/o. Telling him how much you enjoy something he does will garner a very enthusiastic response, usually in the form of more intense touching and harder kisses. Verbal praise is a major turn-on.
• He prioritises the pleasure of his s/o over his own. Koga feels that his own orgasm is a given, so he devotes a lot of effort toward wringing every last drop of pleasure out of his partner, sometimes even to the point where they are begging him to stop and just have at it, already. He’ll work his fingers inside you until you can’t see straight, or grind on you until you’re clawing his back and mewling for him to get it over with.
• Therefore, he has no objection whatsoever to going down on his s/o. He likes to sprawl them out on his bed, their pretty clothes in disarray, revealing glimpses of skin, and drape their legs over his shoulders. The sound of their sweet moans is like music to his ears as he works them over.
• With all this in mind, it should come as no surprise that he expects his partner to be verbal, telling him what they enjoy. Though his expression is rather stern most of the time, he’s a considerate, attentive lover.
• He likes to feel fingers in his hair during sex, gentle tugs and fingernails scraping against his scalp. His s/o coming apart underneath him is the chief thing that turns him on. Surrender all your dignity and pride and let him drive you crazy. You won’t regret it.
• Koga prefers positions that put him on top, since he prefers to be in control, or the dominant one. He’s not too fussed about what particular position it is, as long he has control and knows that his s/o is enjoying it. That being said, he doesn’t want them facing away from him all the time because it feels too impersonal. Besides, he knows he can mesmerise you with those emerald-green eyes of his.
• If you ask nicely he’ll tie you up in that pretty red scarf.
• Not strictly limited to sex, but when he kisses, he cups his s/o’s head and face to keep them close. He likes cradling their head in his palms while he kisses them, or taking hold of their chin and lifting it so it’s like their mouth is being offered up to him.
• He’s such a good kisser. He does things with his tongue that make your toes curl so hard they might break.

Scary Movie Headcanons w/Sosuke Aizen

Anonymous: "Okay hear me out... HC with Aizen watching scary movies with his s/o, obviously only doing it to make them happy, and they end up jumping in his lap and things escalate quickly from there *wink wink* and this is a common occurrence for the two."

Hmm, this seems like an AU sorta Aizen, so I hope you don’t mind if I write it as such. <3

Sosuke Aizen

• Aizen doesn’t give a damn about scary movies. He generally has the plot worked out within the first thirty seconds and the rest is as predictable as Grimmjow pissing off Tosen at least three times a day. The only incentive he has to watch such mortal-world trash is to a) feel superior about his intellect, and b) enjoy the fact you bury your face in his chest or crawl into his lap every ten minutes. 
• There is, of course, the added bonus that you are so distracted by the jump-scares that you will hardly notice when his hands wander to places that aren’t quite so innocent. His hand accidentally brushes your inner thigh when he reaches blindly for some popcorn, etc.
• Except, his you know exactly what he’s going to do and practically plans it out that way. You know that every time you decide to buy a scary movie, Aizen gets a glint in his eye. It makes the whole thing that much more exciting. You’ll jump at even the least-scary films, just because it gives you an excuse to drape yourself all over him. Not that he minds terribly. He does enjoy being the centre of attention.
• Which is why he will soon grasp your chin and turn your face to look at him, because he wants your eyes on him, rather than on the corn-syrup blood splatter. 
• He’ll kiss you so thoroughly that you both end up tilting back on the sofa. He’ll be on top, because he’s always on top. Clothes will be undone and discarded. (You’ll find your favourite bra in the couch in a week’s time.) Your make-out session will be punctuated by Wilhelm screams and piercing musical scores because the movie is playing forgotten in the background.
• Of course, eventually you move to the bedroom, though sometimes you get bent over the arm of the couch.
• Everyone you know wonders why you continue to watch horror films if they scare you so much, and why you can never remember the ends of the films.

Renji Abarai/Reader/Ikkaku Madarame NSFW Polyship Headcanons

Anonymous: "I hope your ask box is open! I've never done this before! But I really enjoy your writing so I wanted to give it a go - HCs about Renji and my bottom bitch Ikkaku double penetrating a fem s/o? I'm so sorry for projecting my thirst onto you lol :("

Never apologise for projecting your thirst onto me. It gives me the inspiration to write this blog! I hope your first experience of requesting from an ask blog has been pleasant! Thank you, please come again! xD <3

Renji Abarai and Ikkaku Madarame

• Whichever woman is lucky enough to get between these two big, brawny hot-heads is in for the ride of their life, pun absolutely intended. Ikkaku, being Eleventh Division, isn’t one to team up for his fights. His bedroom activities, however, are another matter. If everyone’s happy with the arrangement and he’s not deep in love with any of the participants, he’s game. As is Renji, who will never turn down an invite from his old senpai. And really, are you going to be complaining?
• Both of them will want to dominate. It’s just in their nature. They’ll each pull you into their lap and pin you down into the sheets, their kisses hot and rough and demanding. And they ‘steal’ you from each other, squirrelling you out of their rival’s arms to try and outdo each other. You get to reap all the rewards.
• Ikkaku will eventually take the upper hand by dint of being the eldest, and Renji’s former superior officer. He’ll leave hard hickeys all over your neck and chest, his hands squeezing and grasping everywhere he can reach. He’ll call first dibs on where he wants to be, as long as you’re cool with it.
• Renji will be so caught up in the hotness of it all that he won’t protest too much. He’ll probably be too busy with foreplay. He’s a slut for foreplay, and he wants to leave his own mark on you, even if it’s just in the form of raspy vocal chords the next day. While Ikkaku’s busy, Renji will sneak down between your thighs and lick and suck to his heart’s content. Feel free to bury your hands in his glorious red hair and pull it all you want. It’ll just annoy Panchinko Head.
• You’re going to be manhandled, groped and gripped and moved around to however they want you. Someone is going to be kissing you almost constantly. Ikkaku can’t stop playing with your nipples even when you pant for him to stop, and Renji likes to tickle even in the most intense, serious moments. And there is always, always hot, hard muscle pressing against you somewhere. You can fling out a hand in any direction and grab onto a chiselled arm, or brush a rock-hard ab. Its bara heaven.
• Dirty talk will be rife. Whether it’s banter on their stroke game, mutters of ‘Fuck’ and you’ll be called ‘Babe’ as much as your own name. You’ll be complimented from your head to your toes. (And touched there too.)
• You’ll end up on your knees, Renji kneeling in front of you, grinning down at you, Ikkaku behind, squeezing your hips as he fills you. Renji will give you a wide grin and a wink, inviting you to wrap your mouth around him. Both of them are rock-hard from the sight of you between them.
• They’ll begin slow, to let you adjust, but it’s going to be hard, and fast, and messy. Your knees are gonna get weak and you’re gonna want to pass out from how intense your orgasms are. How many? You pretty much lose count.
• When the both of them come, Renji stays in your mouth, Ikkaku pulls out, because he’s a gent when he wants to be.
• Give them five minutes of lying, panting, on the bed with you between them, to catch their breath. Renji will be the first to move. He’ll stagger off for water, snacks, a towel, whatever you want and dump it all on the bed like you’re some kind of sex goddess and he’s offering it up to you.
• Eventually you’ll all go for a shower, but not before a few more rounds. Inbetween, you get snuggled half to death. And no, sorry, they don’t care if you’re too hot between their big, warm bodies. Deal with it.

Jushiro Ukitake Male S/O Preferences

 Anonymous: "Head cannons of what Jushiro would like in a male s/o please"

With pleasure. Enjoy!

Jushiro Ukitake

• Jushiro would probably look for a male s/o that is almost the complete opposite of Shunsui’s personality. Because, while Shunsui is his best friend and battle partner, that kind of grandiose flirtatiousness and revelry isn’t necessarily what Jushiro wants to go home to. He’d probably try to find someone a bit closer to his own demeanour, or even quieter. Someone who is moderate in their habits and relaxing to be around. He doesn’t need additional stress from his s/o. It wouldn’t be good for his health. 
• I don’t much believe in gender roles in relationships, but Jushiro’s position as a taicho and relative age and power make him more likely to be the dominant one, especially in bed. His appearance and personality are a bit of a misnomer. He likes to be in control, even if it’s merely to keep everything relaxed and pleasurable for everyone involved. It also means he can set his preferred pace, which is also very important with his health concerns. 
• He’d probably look for someone with similar intellectual pursuits: reading, calligraphy, maybe even bonsai. Someone who enjoys the quieter things and won’t grow bored of Jushiro’s slow and steady pace in life. Someone who will enjoy sitting by the pond with a cup of tea and the sound of the wind in the leaves.
• His physical preferences are few, but what he finds attractive are a readiness to smile and warm, bright eyes. He also has a slight weakness for hands with long, graceful fingers and broad palms. Pianist’s fingers. He finds them unspeakably elegant.
• And a low, soothing voice is very likely to appeal to him too. 

Words To Turn Ikkaku Madarame On

Anonymous: "Things to say to make Ikkaku flustered?"

Oh, boy, here we go. :D

Ikkaku Madarame

• ‘Your bicep is so big…can I touch it?’
• ‘There’s something so sexy about a guy with a shaved head. …can I touch it?’
• ‘Is that an eight-pack?! …can I touch it?’
• ‘Do you think I look good in these shorts, babe? I know they’re kinda tight, but…’
• ‘I really want to see you fighting.’
• ‘Why yes, I did just beat the crap out of my sparring partner. And this is their blood all over me. Why are you drooling?’
• ‘Jeez, my skirt’s gonna blow up in this breeze. What? Oh, that’s a problem because I’m not wearing anything under here.’
• ‘Sure, I’ll sit on your face. <3′

Pre-Betrayal Sosuke Aizen SFW and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "Hello! I was wondering if I could have some SFW/NSFW headcanons of what Aizen was like before defecting from Soul Society? I would imagine that even in the presence of an S/O he would keep up his exemplary captain act. It would be really interesting to hear someone else's thoughts on the matter as well."

If this is a case where the s/o doesn’t know what he’s really like, then I tend to agree with you there. Though he might find himself slipping a little more around his s/o. Let’s have a look.

SFW

• Of course, whenever they’re out together in public, he’s almost as well-behaved and gallant as Ukitake. He walks around with their hand resting on his arm, and bends his head to talk to them in quiet, measured tones. They go to have tea together, and he calmly listens to everything they has to say, and always seems interested.
• Most of this is for show. He wants to stride down the street with everyone scattering in his wake, not his little s/o hanging off his arm like a pretty doll. He is only half-interested in what they’re talking about, and has perfected the art of pretending to listen while his vast mind is busily engaged elsewhere.
• He would make good use of them as an excuse for not being where he is expected to be. He could always simply use his zanpakuto, but sometimes it’s better to have a concrete bias that ‘Yes, of course Sosuke was home last night. We had teriyaki.’
• He would gaslight them a lot. I mean, it’s to be expected, with the kinds of activities he is hiding and the nature of his zanpakuto. They are going to have a lot of their memory altered. He finds this especially useful when he makes a casual remark about something that comes out as a bit off. Anything that doesn’t fit his persona of a gentle intellectual gets wiped.

NSFW

• His real personality might show itself more when they’re alone and intimate together. I’m sure he could pretend to be sweet and loving for a while, but eventually the combination of everyday stress from maintaining the facade and the general uninhibitedness of sex, he’ll crack a little.
• He isn’t the violent or aggressive type in bed, anyway, but what really turns him on his being in complete control of his partner. His possessiveness asserts itself in a need to overwhelm them. He wants to be worshipped, in short. He wants his lover to be completely under his thumb.
• He’ll slowly reveal his more dominant side. You remember the analogy of the frog in the slowly heating pan of water? It’s like that. After a while his s/o won’t even remember when they weren’t completely submissive in bed. He will be in complete control of them in that setting. It’s his only outlet.
• He may experiment with bondage, too. Something like shibari, that puts him in total control. And something his s/o won’t speak about casually to their friends, and therefore mar his perfect image.

Tetsuzaemon Iba NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "I WANT IBA SMUTTY HEADCANONS"
Anonymous: "bruh can I get some nsfw Tetsuzaemon Iba headcanons????"

We have two different specimens here. Specimen B is a follower and displays typical follower behaviour: polite, chill, etc. Specimen A is my friend @keeping-up-with-the-kenpachis. Note the all-caps, the sense of demanding, the utter lack of chill. (And the fact that she reminds me about this request every day.) Here you go, you thirsty hoe. ILY <3

Tetsuzaemon Iba

• Iba likes to be well-rounded in all areas of his life. In his career, this means learning Kido as well as Kendo and Hakuda, despite Ikkaku’s scorn for such skills. He applies this same philosophy to his love life; he’ll try anything once. He’s tried everything, even some things he would rather not talk about. (I don’t mean anything illegal/immoral.) From this experience, he has come away with a very particular, solid set of skills.
• He prides himself on three things: his oral skills, his stroke game, and his dirty talk.
• Iba’s goal in life is to be as manly as possible. What’s more manly than being able to please your lover until they’re screaming down the walls and ripping the sheets? Hence his dedication to improving his oral. When he first tried it, he wasn’t very good. Too over-eager, tried too many moves, and it was just uncomfortable. Tracing all the kanji you know with your tongue seems like a good idea but it’s just not enough to keep your partner going. And your tongue gets tired fast.
• He learned that steady repetition is his best bet, and since then he’s been damn fine at going down. He likes to squeeze his lover’s thighs around his head. He’s got a thing for thick thighs. Before he even gets to the play area he’ll leave kisses and lovebites all over his s/o’s inner thighs. When he’s spooning -he’s always the big spoon- he likes to rest a hand between their legs.
• Same goes for the stroke game. He’s got some serious staying power. He likes to get in slow and deep, over and over, with a firm grasp on his partner’s hips. Missionary or doggy, he doesn’t care, though doggy gives him a nice angle to penetrate his s/o, and means he can play with other parts of their body at the same time.
• He’s not averse to giving his s/o’s butt a little slap when they’re doing from behind, either. Just a playful one, though.
• His dirty talk isn’t all that eloquent, because he knows his limits. He’s not going to get away with spewing a load of filth, or being really sugary sweet. He strikes a pretty decent balance. Expect to be called ‘Baby’ and 'Sugar’ quite a lot. Most of his commentary is situational. 'You’re so hot, baby. Damn you’re tight. Oh, yeah, you like that? Want me to do it again?’
• He likes to feel manly when he’s with his s/o. He’s easy to please. Tell him he looks cool, admire his muscles, trace his battle scars and that flaming-cat tattoo on his back.
• After sex he likes to lie on his back with the covers kicked off to cool down, with his s/o lying against his chest. He’ll have a cigarette too, blowing smoke rings toward the ceiling and feeling like he’s done a good job.
• He thinks, but never says out loud: ‘You’ve got it good when you get with the Tetsuzaemonster.’

Hanataro Yamada Relationship Headcanons

Anonymous: "GIMME DAT FLOWER BOY HANATARO RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS! 💜💜💜"

Just what my heart needs! Some squishy Hanataro headcanons. He’s so cute. Someone protect him.

Hanataro Yamada

• Hanataro is a precious gem of a boyfriend. His sweet nature and eagerness to please make him almost ideal. If only he weren’t quite so suggestible. He’s a darling, it’s true, but he is gullible to a fault. He’s easily led, and will sometimes need rescuing from his scrapes, or from those who bully him. He’d fare well with a partner who has a bit more street-smarts, and a strong backbone. It doesn’t even have to be a lot, just someone who has the average amount of common sense to counter-balance his naiveté. Protect him.
• He always does small, sweet things to remind you how important you are to him…even if they don’t always turn out quite as planned. He’ll show up at your door with a bundle of wilted wildflowers in one hand, drenched and covered in dirt because he went into a field to fetch them for you and tumbled into a ditch. Or he’ll book a table at one restaurant, forget, take you to another, and you’ll have to run across town to get to the first restaurant in time. Hana will hang his head in shame, a flush creeping up his neck, and spew apologies for being a failure. Give him a kiss on the cheek, reassure him that you still appreciate the gesture, and watch him light up like a beacon.
• Despite his timid nature, he can be bold at times. For example, it was him who asked you out. It took him a long time. He used to peep around corners to look at you, try to eat lunch in the same places you did, and generally make himself known by his presence, but he’s short and quiet and often overlooked. Eventually he showed up to your office and spent twenty minutes stuttering out ‘W-w-w-will y-you have l-l-lunch with m-m-me?’ Once you figured out what he wanted, and accepted, he fainted.
• He’s so ridiculously grateful for everything you do for him. Kisses turn him bright red, he cuddles like a scared, joyful rabbit, and casual touches like holding his hand or stroking his hair make his heart leap. He returns them with increasing confidence as your relationship progresses. 
• He tends to be a little pessimistic. Sometimes you have to be careful what you say to him. Don’t make too many jokes about how timid or short he is. He takes it to heart. He has a lot of internalised negativity about himself, and while your relationship goes a long way to repairing that, what you say carries more weight with him. Try not to hurt him unintentionally. 
• He flusters very easily. If you compliment him, he’s liable to turn bashful and shy, even if he accepts it. And kissing or cuddling him in public will turn him into a happy little mess. If you’re like certain people I know, whispering dirty things in his ear will probably make him pass out. 
• Kiss him. Cuddle him. Protect Hana-kun.

Byakuya Kuchiki and Soifon Romantic and Parent Headcanons

Anonymous: "Can you do some Byakuya and Soifon romantic and mommy/daddy hcs?"

Byakuya Kuchiki

Romantic

• Byakuya’s demonstrations of romance are generally small and low-key. He prefers to keep that side of himself private, both to maintain his dignity, and because he thinks it’s something only you should get to see. He likes giving small, expensive gifts. Not necessarily jewellery. A fine calligraphy set. An enamelled hair-comb. Something related to your interests and intellectual pursuits. 
• However, on their anniversary and your birthday, he’ll have the servants prepare a alfresco banquet for two under the sakura trees. They’re always in bloom on his anniversary, because we know that Byakuya would want to get married when the trees were festooned in his signature flower. Once it’s ready, he’ll send them all away to have a private dinner with you.
• It’s a very small thing, but once in a while, with no pattern to predict it, he will stalk up behind his you while you’re going through your morning routine and pluck the brush from your hand. He’ll sit you down and run the brush through your hair, not saying a word. It’s best to just enjoy it without questioning it too much. He doesn’t like to be analysed, but your theory is that it’s something he saw his father do for his mother a few times. He’s particularly gentle, weighing the length of your hair, separating it into sections, brushing it all out. When he is finished he will set down the brush, accept a kiss of thanks, and leave without a word. Weirdo. 

Parent

• The first time Byakuya holds his child in his arms, they’re still covered in blood and gunk, because he won’t wait long enough for the servants and medics to wipe them clean. He stares at that small chubby face with its enormous eyes and goes still. His fingers tighten fractionally around the folds of the blanket. He orders everyone from the room and moves to sit next to his s/o on the bed. Before the door closes behind them, one of the servants catches sight of him leaning to kiss his s/o on the forehead. (I’m not crying, you’re crying.)
• While he’s happy enough to let the servants change dirty nappies/diapers and do the little one’s laundry, he will, along with his s/o, will be in charge of teaching them things. This leads to scenes like Byakuya kneeling at one end of a room, trying to entice a bemused toddler to walk to him using a Captain Seaweed cookie. You’ll have much more success if you stand behind him and wave the kid’s favourite toy where Byakuya can’t see. (Just to save his self-esteem as a father)

Soifon/Sui-Feng

Romantic

• Soifon would rather take her own life than be seen as weak and romantic by her peers or her subordinates. She is, however, a little bit romantic at heart. She’s drawn to sunsets, she likes the idea of flowers, and she has always secretly wanted to receive a gift from an anonymous admirer. However, these desires are so repressed that I doubt even she is aware of them. 
• Give her flowers. Just do it. She will snap at you, asking why you are waving dead plants in her face. Explain that you bought her flowers. Watch her face change into the same expression as that gif above, but bright red. She will take the flowers and mutter about how you’ve wasted your money, and how she has to find a vase now, and you know she doesn’t need stupid gifts, but she will arrange them in the vase and put them in her private room. 
• Her gifts tend to be extremely practical. You’ll open your birthday gift to find a set of brand new kunai or shuriken, polished and sharpened by her own hand. 
• She isn’t a very good cook. She’d be fine if she stuck to the simple stuff but she gets a little competitive and over-estimates her skills. You’ll end up with beautifully presented food that tastes like ash or is half burnt on the bottom. You’d better eat it all. 

Parent

• Soifon will grow frustrated by the child’s slow progress at learning to walk, talk, and read. Despite the fact that the kid is probably growing at a perfectly normal rate. Soifon isn’t happy accepting anything but the best progress. You might have to sit her down and tell her to chill the fuck out.
• DON’T LET HER WEAPONS-TRAIN YOUR CHILDREN. You will have four-year-old ninjas. No-one wants four-year-old ninjas.
• Soifon provides the discipline element, so your kids will naturally turn to you for guidance, comfort, and entertainment. Sometimes she will brood that she doesn’t have the same close relationship with them that you do, but she’ll grow closer to them when they’re old enough to train and learn. 
• She won’t change nappies/diapers. Ever. She’ll try, but it disgusts her so much that she ends up volunteering to hunt Hollows for three days straight rather than face another. 

Chapter Text

Contents:

• Teen Mom S/O: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Ikkaku Madarame, & Renji Abarai 
• Izuru Kira and Shuhei Hisagi React to S/O Dying in Childbirth
• Soifon with a Female S/O: SFW, NSFW and Jealousy Headcanons
• Sosuke Aizen Dick Headcanons
• Ways to Ask Out Yoruichi Shihoin 
• Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi General Headcanons
• Characters Who'd Be Childfree if S/O Wanted
• Akon SFW and NSFW Headcanons
• Kenpachi Zaraki and Mayuri Kurotsuchi Kink and NSFW Headcanons
• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Coyote Starrk S/O Preferences & Random Headcanons

Teen Mom S/O: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Ikkaku Madarame, & Renji Abarai 

Anonymous: "Headcanon for Renji, Ikkaku and Grimmjow finding out their human crush is a single teenage mother?"

This is such an interesting ask! I hope you enjoy it. :)

Renji Abarai

• Renji’s first reaction to this is Renji’s first reaction to anything like this. Little bit of a freak-out. It can be a bit disheartening when he sits down heavily on the couch and braces his forehead in his hands, but he’s just thinking. He needs to wrap his mind around the fact that his s/o has a child.
• Renji’s childhood in one of the roughest parts of the Rukongai has pretty much scoured him of any kind of shock about a young girl getting pregnant. He’s probably seen it all a hundred times before. He’s certainly not one to judge you for it. He’s more worried about how it affects his relationship with you, because there are more risks, more factors involved than just two people flirting and dating.
• He’ll calm down, sit back, and look at you. ‘I don’t know how to be a dad,’ he will say, very serious.
• He’ll be confused as fuck when you start laughing your ass off. You don’t expect him to be a father to the kid. Not when you’ve just started dating. His relief is like a storm clearing, and he’ll be more open to your suggestion that he meet your kid.
• Keep it simple, and casual. He’s good with children, but doesn’t really know it. Don’t expect him to immediately jump into entertaining and playing with the child. Maybe sit on the couch and watch a movie together, with your child on your lap. You’ve got to naturalise him to the company of kids, because Renji can be skittish.
• As time goes on, he will bond, and want to spend more time with the child as well as with you. He will also discover that he has an uncanny knack for making dinosaur-shaped pancakes, which goes down extremely well with children everywhere.

Ikkaku Madarame

• Ikkaku’s reaction is…surprising.
• It’s more of a not-reaction. Probably something like a 'huh’ or an 'okay’. This comes as something of a relief and a worry. On one hand, he’s not at all fazed by you having a child, and on the other, he doesn’t seem to have registered that you have a child.
• Push him for an explanation, and he’ll probably answer: 'What? They’re just a kid. It’s not like they’re gonna make me dump you. Where are they, anyway?’ He glances behind the couch. 'They’re not gonna bite my head, are they?’
• This requires an explanation. You discover that he regularly looks after the little hellion that is his fukutaicho, and he’s pretty au-fait with kids. They don’t bother him all that much and if he’s forced to look after them he’ll make sure they have something to eat and don’t electrocute themselves or fall out a window.
• As for the fact the s/o is/was a teenage mother, it’s pretty much the same deal as with Renji. The outer districts are a rough place, and women get pregnant at young ages all the time. It’s not even worth an eyeblink, though he’ll crack the skull of anyone who gives you a dirty look or rude comment when you take the rugrat outside.
• Compared to Yachiru, your kid is as easy to look after as beating up a fourth division shinigami. Hell, he might even grow attached, so long as they don’t start calling him 'Baldy’ or 'Pachinko head’. If they do, they’re gonna get a rude nickname back.
• He’ll probably call the kid 'snot-face’ or 'brat’ anyway. It’s almost affectionate from him.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• To be perfectly honest, I don’t think Grimmjow would care all that much that she had a kid, as long as he wasn’t expected to look after it or entertain it. He’s not a natural babysitter and this shows by the awkward way he stares down at the kid whenever its near. He won’t outright kick it or shove the kid away, because that would piss off his s/o, and not in a fun way that can lead to make-up sex.
• He won’t be scared off, because he’s not planning to be the kid’s dad, and he’s not going to let something like a puny, pudgy, pink human infant keep him away from something he wants: his s/o.
• He also wouldn’t judge her for having a kid at a young age because he doesn’t have any socially-imprinted stigma of it. Hollows don’t seem to reproduce, but he’s probably aware that living creatures have offspring as soon as they reach breeding age, so who cares if you were fifteen or forty-five? He sure as hell doesn’t.
• He has zero interest in the kid while its an infant or toddler. When it starts to speak, he’ll enjoy himself teaching it ribald swear words to horrify his s/o when her little angel comes up to her and proclaims 'Fuck!’
• Eventually, the kid becomes a familiar blip on his radar, just something he lumps in with his s/o as “mine”. He’s not super parental, but he’ll protect them both, because they’re his and he’s possessive as hell.

Izuru Kira and Shuhei Hisagi React to S/O Dying in Childbirth

Anonymous: "How would Shuuhei and Kira react if their s/o died while giving birth to their son/daughter?"

Shuhei Hisagi

• Shuhei is normally a contained, mature kind of man. He is essentially a soldier, and as such, is used to suppressing most of his emotions if he really needs to. This, however, would break past any and all barriers he has. He would be utterly heartbroken.
• He would be numb with shock for a little while, unable to process the loss of his s/o. If his child survived the birth, he would make it the complete focus of his being, shucking even his duties. (Though I doubt Kensei would push the issue.)
• He would be protective in the extreme, refusing to let anyone else near the baby, even to take over while he sleeps. He’ll neglect his own personal needs to make sure the baby is fed and sleeping, and he’ll stress over every little thing, to the point of being frantic.
• This will necessarily lead to a breaking point. His friends will need to intervene, perhaps to take the baby for a little while Shuhei tries to work through his grief. The explosion of it will be…violent. His quarters will largely be destroyed, until he accidentally breaks something of his s/o’s.
• This will quiet him, and he’ll likely hold that token of his s/o while he deals with his grief in a more natural way: crying.
• When he comes out of it, however long that takes, his first thought will be for the baby.

Izuru Kira

• Izuru has already suffered a lot in his long life. His parents are dead. He was manipulated and betrayed. He’s been injured numerous times in battle, sometimes grievously. This has left him with a very gloomy outlook on life, a deep sense of pessimism. He believes in despair.
• His reaction will not be immediate. He will appear to be stoic on the outside, and even inside there’s a sort of cold, calm realisation that he has just lost everything, again. His grief will not be out of control like Hisagi’s. It’s self-contained, crystallising everything negative he believes about the world.
• He will cry in private, away from general view. Perhaps with Hisagi or Matsumoto there to comfort him.
• I’m not sure how close his relationship to his baby would be after this. He is reluctant to get close to anyone, slow to trust, and the loss of his s/o is just another reason for him to keep everyone out. He would make sure the child was looked after, of course, but his emotional investment will be limited, at best.
• He’s likely to become more restrained, more antisocial, and bitterer than ever. 

Soifon with a Female S/O: SFW, NSFW and Jealousy Headcanons

Anonymous: "Hi, I hope you're not too busy but can I request a head cannon for Suì-Fēng NSFW, SFW, and jealousy for a female S/O."

Hi! I’m never too busy to write for everyone’s favourite kuudere ninja.Wait, is she tsundere or kuudere? What do you guys think? Here’s some Soi-sauce headcanons.

Soifon/Sui-Feng

Jealousy

• Soifon would rather quit her position as taicho and let Omaeda take charge of her division rather than admit to jealousy. Jealousy means fear, and fear means weakness. Therefore, she will never express herself outright, or even accuse you of spending too much time with someone else. Instead, she’ll scold you for slacking off work too much—even if you’re not in her division—and goofing off with your friends. She feels better couching it in terms of professional integrity, rather than that she was feeling a little abandoned.
• Assuming you’ve learned to read between the lines by now and are aware of her abandonment issues, mostly thanks to Yoruichi, then you’ll know that the best way to counter this is reassurance. Never accuse her of being jealous. It will blow up in your face and you won’t see her for weeks as she soothes her stung pride. Instead say that she’s been so busy lately and you’ve missed her so much. She’ll relax a bit and make plans to meet you for dinner soon.
• Turn it around on her, and make her realise that she is both wanted and needed. It’s easier in the long run.

SFW

• She enjoys sharing meals with you. It’s efficient, because hey, she has to eat, and she gets to clock in quality time with her girlfriend simultaneously. She used to eat a pretty strict diet before she met you, but she’s learned to be more flexible since you started dating. Especially when it’s something you’ve cooked for her. You’re probably the only person that can convince her to eat cake. She has a physical aversion to chips or anything overly crunchy/crumbly though, because of Omaeda.
• She won’t want to spend a lot of time with your friends. She’s prickly at the best of times, and your friends will only serve to annoy her, however much you like them. It would be nice if she made an effort, but she’s uptight, and won’t compromise on this one. You’ll just have to manage your time well and see her separately. 
• She doesn’t have much time for them, but she enjoys kisses. The ones where you cup the back of her head and stroke your fingers through her short hair and sigh against her mouth. That shit makes her knees weak.

NSFW

• One way to get her in the mood is to offer her a backrub. Soifon is one tense individual, so her muscles are always in some kind of knot. Kneel behind her and rub at her shoulders until she relaxes, then dig your thumbs into the back of her neck. As you work loose all of the kinks in her back, she’ll lose focus on whatever paperwork she’s probably doing. By the time you slide your arms around her waist and kiss just behind her ear, she’s pretty much ready to jump you.
• Likes to play with her partner’s breasts. It’s a double standard, since she doesn’t like having hers stimulated too much—too sensitive—she’ll ignore any such whimpers from you. She’s happy to pinch and nibble at their nipples for as long as they can stand, and maybe a little longer. If you’re tied up, expect a lot of this.
• Once in a while she’ll deign to enter any of your little roleplay fantasies, but it’s very tame. Usually “taicho and subordinate”. The thing is, she might get a little too invested in her part as taicho and start ordering you around. If that’s what you like though, then have at it.
• Once in a while, if you compliment her, caress her, and treat her like a princess, she’ll become extremely bashful and flustered. That’s not to say she doesn’t enjoy it. She’ll probably tell you to stop being so soft with her, but don’t. Everyone needs someone to treat them gently, and she’ll call you a ‘soft-hearted sap’ for it, but it warms her down to her bones.

Sosuke Aizen Dick Headcanons

Anonymous: "Any Aizen dick headcanons please?"

Sure thing! Let’s take a look inside Aizen’s pants. 

Sosuke Aizen

• Somewhere between five-point-eight and five-point-nine inches in length. Above average, but not very thick. Not thin, or pencil-dick, but not that girthy. His dick has a single straight vein running down the side, crossing down to the underside close to the head. It gives it a nice little bit of definition when he’s sliding inside.
• Very, very straight. It doesn’t bend in any direction. It’s a straightforward dick, forging ahead into the future. It knows what it wants.
• It doesn’t grow much when he gets hard, or flush red. It’s the same colour as the rest of his skin, and will stay that way when he’s hard. That vein will stand out and throb though.
• Aizen is naturally very well-groomed, but he maintains himself well, too. He’s all about appearance. The hair is restricted to a few dark curls around the base of his dick. They look strangely soft. Almost like they’ve been deep-conditioned…Aizen, seriously?
• He’s not extremely sensitive, which isn’t something he minds. It means he can keep going for a longer period of time and torment his s/o with deep, slow strokes. It will take a while for him to reach climax.
• His balls are very sensitive. He keeps them clean-shaven to encourage touching him. Stroking them during a blow-job will make his stomach tighten, and his head tilt back as a shaking sigh issues from between his lips. Light, feathery strokes work best.

Ways to Ask Out Yoruichi Shihoin 

Anonymous: "ways to ask yoruichi out headcanons?"

I’ve been looking forward to writing this one. <3

Yoruichi Shihoin

• Since you’re asking Yoruichi out, and not just for sex, let’s dispense with the idea that you can just suddenly appear in front of her in the nuddy and expect her to be interested/delighted. She’ll definitely be amused, and will probably laugh, but it doesn’t guarantee a dinner date.
• As Soifon can testify, waiting around for decades and quietly pining after her won’t work either. You’ll have to be more proactive if you want to be the one doing the asking. March up to her, give her a quick curtsey/bow, and ask her if she’d be so kind as to join you for a drink. 
• However, she does like people who’re flustered easily. Look at her interactions with Ichigo. Yoruichi gets a certain satisfaction out of making someone turn bright red. If you stutter your way through asking her out, red-faced and trembling, she’ll likely say yes because she knows she can make you spend the entire date the same way with a few well-chosen words.
• For date ideas, there’s always the option of a Cat Cafe, though seeing you pet other cats might make her a mite jealous. You’re supposed to be on a date with her, after all. To be sure she has your full attention, she’ll change right there and then, and oust any other cat you have in your lap. Good luck explaining the pile of empty clothes to the staff, though. 
• Any date that involves paying her a lot of attention will be a hit. Organise a picnic in the woods where she can transform or lounge around with her head in your lap. Feed her grapes and listen to her and if she asks you to call her “Yoruichi”, do it. She’ll grow sleepy from the sun and the food and your quiet conversation and drowse off on you. Take this time to absorb how lucky you are.
• Oh, and never, ever let Soifon find out that you’ve asked Yoruichi out. She’s protective of her senpai. Murderously protective.

Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi General Headcanons

Anonymous: "I don't think i've seen any rose headcanons in your blog?? Your writing is just amazing and i love all your headcanons, could you do some nsfw hc for him if you have the time? <3"

You’re a sweetheart. Thank you! And, yes, it’s time Rose got some love on this blog! He looks like Izuru’s older, frillier brother. 

Rojuro “Rose” Otoribashi

• There’s a running joke among the Vizard that Rose will only have sex to the sound of his own music. It’s fun to laugh at, but it’s, thankfully, bullshit. Rose likes his own voice, that’s for sure, but he finds it incredibly distracting to have his own songs playing in the background while he’s trying to focus on his partner. You might think it’s because it’s a bit cringe-worthy or self-indulgent, but it’s actually because his inner-critic comes out to play and he gets distracted thinking how he could’ve reworded that lyric or changed that melody a little. Instead he’ll play something low-key, but eminently suited to the mood.
• Rose definitely falls more on the side of the more sensuous types of lover. He’s pretty romantic and likes to set a mood. You can often expect a couple of candles and some incense lit at minimum, because the atmosphere has to be just right. He’s very tuned to dramatic effects. He abhors anything too cliche, though, so you will not come home to find him sprawled naked on your bed with a rose (heh) between his teeth. More likely he’ll drift into the room and pour you a glass of wine and ask you about your day. 
• He’s very chilled. While he wants things to be #aesthetic, he will quite easily adapt to what you want in the bedroom. Going down on his partner is something he enjoys. Not only does he like the sensation of fingers tugging at his lovely blond hair, but the sounds he can draw from his panting, wriggling partner are practically melodic. 
• Therefore, he likes you to be loud, expressive. No shrieking, but gasps and moans and stuttered breath all add to the symphony of pleasure he’ll wring from your body. He knows what he’s doing, and he does it well.
• There’s a cliche about guitarists and their fingers for a reason. Rose has large, elegant hands, with long, dexterous fingers. He is certainly not opposed to using them to his advantage. He’ll trail his fingertips across your skin, mapping every inch of you in sensuous lines, making your nerves tingle. 
• Rose is an absurdly good kisser. He puts a lot of work into it, hitting an exquisite balance of lip and tongue, with the rare nibble, that will rob you of the ability to stand, think, breathe, etc. When Rose kisses you, everything slows down. 
• His back is very sensitive. Kissing it or ghosting your fingers down up his spine will create a full-body shiver and a gasp. He’s actually pretty easy to seduce just by running your finger down his spine through the layers of his clothes. He’ll shoot you a heated look over his shoulder and start making plans and playlists for later...
• Because he likes to control the mood, Rose’s preference is for leading the proceedings. He likes to be the conductor, if you’ll excuse the cheap shot.

Characters Who'd Be Childfree if S/O Wanted

Anonymous: "Who in Bleach do you think would be okay with their s/o not wanting children? Thank you! :)"

As someone who doesn’t want kids myself, this is a really interesting ask. :D I’ve answered this one a little differently from usual, since I can think of quite a lot of characters. 

Shinji Hirako, Rojuro Otoribashi, Kensei Muguruma and Lisa Yadomaru are all pretty fine with the concept of not having kids. In fact, I think most of the Vizards are. These four in particular seem to like their independence, and while they like the thought of kids, doing the eternal-tango with just their partner for the rest of their lives is just as appealing. Lisa doesn’t want her reading time interrupted y’know? There’s the added question of passing on Hollow genes.

Kenpachi Zaraki and Kisuke Urahara already have children in their lives if they feel the need to parent. Neither are desperate to procreate. Kenpachi has his fights and Kisuke has his terrifying tinkerings.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi prefers to make his own. 

The thought has never crossed Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez’s mind. Nor Ulquiorra Cifer, though he does wonder where they come from. “Clueless idiot” as a friend of mine often says. 

Yoruichi Shihoin is too carefree to be tied down by kids, and Soifon is too busy.

Sajin Komamura would never even ask, because of the inter-species thing, and because the baby would be so big his s/o wouldn’t even be able carry it to term.

Uryu Ishida might also want to let the Quincy line die out with him, just saying…

Akon SFW and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "AKON AKON AKON ALL THE AKON NSFW"

Anonymous: "ayo, I want Akon in all his glory. sfw, nsfw, fuck me up."

I recommend listening to "Nothing's Gonna Hurt You, Baby" by Cigarettes After Sex as the ultimate Akon song. 

SFW

• Akon is a strangely uncomplicated man for a member for the twelfth division. On night-shifts you can find him lurking outside the fire-escape, hunkered against the cold in his lab coat while he takes a smoke break. He keeps the cigarette packet in the inner pocket of his lab coat, but he always pats himself down on his way out, looking for it. He leans against the railings, puffing and staring into the distance.
• You’ll bump into him there a lot, or bypass him on the way to the vending machines/water cooler. He starts off with a casual nod, gradually progressing to a ‘Hey.’ He’s usually expressionless, so it comes as a bit of the surprise the day he buys you a candy bar and taps you on the nose with it. He takes a bite of it before he hands it to you, and goes back to work.
• You realise, by the third time he brings you hot coffee at midnight and donuts first thing in the morning, that he likes you. Suggest dinner. He’ll nod, and give a wry, crooked smile that’s cute as hell. 'About time.’
• Though you might assume he’s a little weird: the little horns, working for Mayuri, etc, he likes the normal things in life. Waking up on cold mornings with your warm body next to him, cold sake in summer, the smell of his freshly-laundered lab coat, sugar in his coffee.
• He’ll roll his eyes if you touch his little horns. They’re soft, like cartilage, and not that sensitive. The only time he really notices them are when you kiss them to annoy him or when they catch on his clothes as he pulls them over his head.
• His laugh is low and quiet, almost husky. He’ll give a muted chuckle when he thinks you’ve done something cute, and tug at a lock of your hair.
• Definitely the kind of guy you can just live with. Everything about him is so comfortable. He’ll make coffee when you get home, ask about your day, and listen. He likes to discuss things. If you’ve got a problem, he’ll listen to you complain, then verbally dissect in a few sentences. It makes you wonder about the mind ticking away behind that casual demeanour.
• He just really likes it when you fall alseep on him. Your heavy arms around his neck, your breath soft and damp against his cheek, stirring the string of hair that’s fallen in front of your face. He’ll flick it out of the way and decide maybe he’s got time to take a nap himself.
• If you want to see him his flattest, most sardonic expression, run your finger along his zig-zag parting. It’s strangely addictive to do.

NSFW

• He likes casual groping when you’re alone together. If you’re sitting on the couch, his hand will edge under the hem of your shirt and rest on your stomach, or trace circles into the top of your thighs. There’s no real intent behind it. He’s not desperate to get in your pants. He just likes the feel of skin, the intimacy of touching you.
• Akon will come in from work and pull you away from whatever you’re doing, barely shrugging off his coat because he’s too busy trying to get his hands up your shirt and his mouth is on yours and his stubby little horns are poking your forehead. He’ll help you leave a trail of clothes toward the bed, because who the hell has time for folding?
• You can taste the cigarettes he’s been chain-smoking all day, and the hint of mint from the gum he chewed on the way home, trying to freshen up his breath. His skin smells like coffee and the faintest whiff of aftershave and chemicals and that shitty apple shampoo you insist on buying. He won’t buy his own because it’s too much effort, and he sure as hell doesn’t care enough to make some at the lab.
• He always spends too long on the nipples. It’s a fucking fixation. He wants to play with them all the time. Even if you’re watching TV he wants to get a handful and feel it harden against his palm. He likes how it stirs you up just a little bit. Enough to create noises in the back of your throat, maybe work up to a whimper if he starts sucking. He might have a bit of an oral fixation.
• He can have a full-on hard-on while keeping a completely neutral expression, so you’ll never see him really lose his cool during sex. That doesn’t mean he’s not into it. He’s enjoying himself just as much as you. Grunting and panting will fill the room, along with the happy squeaking of bedsprings because the boy knows how to give you a good time.
• He lays in the sheets after, covers pulled up to his waist, your head on his chest. He’ll have a cigarette in one hand and use the other to stroke circles over your shoulder and upper arm. He likes to talk after, the red end of the cigarette dancing around like a hellish firefly when he gestures to illustrate his point.
• Is extremely likely to turn his head and kiss your forehead.

Kenpachi Zaraki and Mayuri Kurotsuchi Kink and NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "Can I get kink and nsfw headcannons for my trash husbands Kenny and kurotsuchi please my fellow smut fan :)"

You most certainly can, fellow smut fan. I have so many trash husbands and wives because of this series. 

Kenpachi Zaraki

NSFW

• You won’t get to top very often, just because he can’t be bothered to deal with whatever slow-ass pace you choose. However, if he’s feeling extra lazy, maybe a bit worn out after the last four rounds, he might appreciate the chance to lie back and let you work it yourself for a bit. He’s not gonna come like that though, so you’ll end up underneath again by the end. 
• Sit. On. His. Face. Do it, do it, do it. You won’t regret it. As above, he might choose this option if he’s feeling tired. There’s something a little daunting to have his face staring up at you from between your thighs, but the tongue action will make you forget that pretty fast. 
• Morning wood will not be ignored. It’s getting used.

Kinks

• Anal. Is anal even a kink? Even so, he’s interested in it. It’s not a deep dark fetish, but not something he’ll come out and ask for right away, so I guess it might be a kink. He’s not desperate to do it, because the normal way is pretty fucking good, but he’s heard good things and wants to give it a go. Lube. Lots of it. You’ll need it.
• Kind of likes the idea of reaching under the table and fingering you in a public place. He doesn’t really care enough to be turned on by exhibitionism, but he’ll watch your face burn and your lip bleed when you bite through it to keep yourself quiet. It’s not just a little rub. His fingers are up. In. There. 

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

NSFW

• It’s been said before, that Mayuri doesn’t have the highest libido in the world. Either he’s naturally got a low one, or he lowered it himself so he wasn’t distracted by useless human urges. Useful in lab settings, it might cause problems when he somehow finds an s/o whose urges are still there. 
• If he’s feeling indulgent, he’ll develop an aphrodisiac he can use to get himself ready, and play around with them for a little while before work inevitably calls him back. This is a very rare occasion. 
• To get some peace and quiet, he’ll develop a few toys to keep you busy. Not only will these give you the most mindblowing orgasms, they’ll be calibrated to read and measure what gets you going the most. They’re intelligent toys, and adapt.- He’d rather be in control. Mayuri doesn’t relinquish control in any facet of his life, because if he wants it done well, he has to do it himself. That includes you.

Kinks

• Remember those toys I mentioned? Well, after a while he gets curious. He wants to know if they work well, because any good scientist wants to observe their creations in action. It’s surprisingly arousing, watching you pleasure yourself with the tools he’s made you. He’ll start slipping away from work more often for “observation experiments”.
• He…he might like seeing you in a lab coat and goggles and nothing else? It’s a little cliche, but it works. NEVER in the lab, of course, but if you buy them specially and wear them in the bedroom, he might crack a wry smile. 
• ‘That’s not proper safety procedure.’

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez and Coyote Starrk S/O Preferences & Random Headcanons

that-crazy-otaku-kitty: "So I gotta admit I'm a bit of a Grimmjow slut atm. I would like to know what kind of girl he would be interested in and maybe some random headcannons? And if its not too much trouble then the same for Starrk? Pleeeeeeease? ^_^"

Oh, babe, we’re all Grimmjow sluts. <3 And it’s never too much trouble to write about lazy wolf man. And I’m glad to write for Grumpjow because I’m gonna miss ViB so much. 

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Preferences

• It might seem obvious that someone like him would want someone who shows him absolute submission and respect, because he’s the King, right? Eh, not quite. Grimmjow would get bored of that life, fast. He’s not Aizen. 
• While he might get irritated with someone who sasses him back all the time, he’d like someone with a bit of backbone. Or lacking that, cunning. Someone who isn’t always rolling over to his whims. He likes to fight, after all, and bitching at you is just another outlet for his inner hurricane of jerkass.
• He doesn’t really care what your hobbies are, though he might be interested in seeing you doing something skilled with your hands. If you draw or sculpt or paint or play an instrument, he’d be interested enough to watch for a minute or two. It’s not really related to fighting, but he can appreciate that sort of physical skill. 

Random

• He watches the most obnoxious alpha-male films. Everything you’d expect a frat-boy to watch, Grimmjow will watch. Die Hard, Fast and Furious, Bourne Identity, Mission Impossible, Top Gun, Lethal Weapon, Rambo, Terminator, and all their sequels. He’ll watch all the Bond films. He’ll yell at the screen and have to be restrained from trying to hit a character he dislikes and breaking your TV, again…
• You’ll have to watch them too, because he wants ‘his woman’ there on his lap while he’s lounging around your place. 

Coyote Starrk

Preferences

• Starrk’s preferences aren’t so impulse a Grimmjow’s. He’s more likely to have a set of personality traits that he find more in tune with his own. I imagine he’d want someone with a good combination of affection and the ability to amuse themselves. The first, because he deeply values time spent being able to cuddle and use his s/o as a living, breathing pillow. And the second, because he spends so much time asleep, he doesn’t want to be woken up twenty-four-seven because you’re bored.
• Furthermore, probably someone with a fairly relaxed personality. They don’t have to be able to defend themselves, because he’s plenty strong enough to do that with his mere presence. But, probably a plus if they have the brains not to piss off Nnoitra or Syazel or Grimmjow in the first place.
• He just wants a quiet life.

Random

• You know the tea Aizen serves at his meetings? Gin, ever the man to fuck with people, has no doubt slipped some kind of stimulant into Starrk’s cup to see if it can stir him out of his malaise. It did absolutely nothing. In fact, if anything, Starrk slept longer and deeper and woke up refreshed. To this day, Gin isn’t quite sure if he mixed up the pill with a Valium or what. Mystery.

Chapter Text

Contents:

• Adult!Toshiro Hitsugaya: NSFW, Kinks, and Dirty Talk 
• Drunk Kensei Muguruma Around His Crush
• Adult!Toshiro Hitsugaya Husband & Father Headcanons
• Things Yasutora "Chad" Sado Would Say In Bed
• Hollow!Ichigo/Zangetsu Romantic, NSFW, & Kink Headcanons
• Tatsuki Arisawa SFW and NSFW Headcanons
• Daily Life With Yasutora "Chad" Sado, Yukio Hans Vorarlberna & Hanataro Yamada
• Uryu Ishida NSFW Headcanons
• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez SFW & NSFW Headcanons 
• Kisuke Urahara NSFW Headcanons

Adult!Toshiro Hitsugaya: NSFW, Kinks, and Dirty Talk 

Anonymous: "NSFW , kinks and dirty talks headcanons for older Toshiro Hitsugaya please ? :)"

Oh, hell yes. Grown up Toshiro is so hot, ironically.

Toshiro Hitsugaya

NSFW

• He’s pretty shy about giving oral. Especially the first time. It’s something he wants to give, don’t misunderstand him, but it’s something pretty far outside of anything he’s done. Giving orders as a taicho doesn’t prepare you for using your mouth between your partner’s thighs. He’ll approach it like a tactical situation. First, a few exploratory motions to find out what has the best reaction, then he’ll replay the good moves over and over. Kind of like someone spamming the attack buttons on a game controller. But, hey, it definitely works.
• He’ll act all stiff and dignified about it, and probably tell you off, but he secretly likes it when you mark him up a little during sex. He shouldn’t like it, he thinks, but he does. Not great big scratches down his back, but little crescent indents where your nails were, his swollen lips, his mussed hair, maybe a bruise on his pale skin where you clutched too hard in the throes of an orgasm. It’s the only time he likes getting mussed.
• He’s turned on by slightly cute, coy behaviour. Shy glances over at him while he’s working, just nibbling on the end of your pen, or tapping it against his lips. Leaning your head on his shoulder when he’s near. As long as it’s subtle enough that he alone will catch it, he likes it. Flirting that’s intended only for him is appealing.  
• While slipping on his taicho haori and waiting for him in bed might seem like a good idea, it’s not. He’ll first be angry, then irritated. He holds his position in too high regard to want to see you wearing it even for that kind of situation. He’ll mutter about respect, and lack thereof, and make you feel bad. Best to just avoid the whole issue.

Kinks

• I’ve already mentioned sensation-play, which is a particular favourite of his. Ice-cubes, he likes. But his hands are usually quite cold, so he could simply run his chilly fingers down the warm, secret places of your body, to make you shiver. Or slip one or two inside…
• He’s considered and discarded the idea of food play as too messy.
• He also really, really likes it if you bring up his rank as taicho in bed. He has a lot of respect for his job, but calling him by his title just works for him.

Dirty Talk

• The idea of actual dirty talk is still a bit mortifying to him, because he hasn’t shucked some of the prudishness of his younger years. And he’d just about die if he thought about anyone hearing that kind of thing coming from his mouth. As such, you’re not going to hear a litany of filth from him.
• However, certain things do come out in the heat of the moment, and he’s got a tenuous grasp on flirting.
• ‘That’s Hitsugaya-taicho, to you.’
• 'Do I need to show you why I’m the captain?’
• 'You minx. I’ll get you back for that later.’
• 'Don’t be so loud, or I’ll stop.’
• 'Th-that. Do that again…’

Drunk Kensei Muguruma Around His Crush

Anonymous: "Drunk kensei around his crush? Scenario or hcs, whatever works!"

I love this goddamn dork. 

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei knows he’s not the best kind of drunk, so in general he doesn’t drink a whole lot. He can still put away a decent amount, by dint of his sheer size and a high natural tolerance. He can drink the same amount as Shuhei, and while Shuhei is completely shitfaced, Kensei will be a little red around the ears. The redder his ears and neck are, the drunker he is.
• He’ll drink sake, but he likes it warm, even if that makes him seem common. And whiskey; he’s fond of a nice single malt.
• He’s a grumpy drunk, so he can’t drink to relax unless he has very specific company that doesn’t irritate him. Read: none of his subordinates, very few of the Vizards.
• So it’s just his own shit luck when his crush shows up at the same place he’s been imbibing. His first instinct is to hunch down at the table/bar and hope they don’t notice that he’s there. This doesn’t work. His height, his breadth, his white haori, and his silver-grey hair stick out like a sore thumb in the sea of black shihakusho. Bad luck, Kensei.
• His crush is probably someone who he’s friendly with, so they’ll of course approach him to say hello, and if he’s alone, which is likely, ask if it’s okay to join him.
• He doesn’t want to be rude, even though his self-preservation instinct is telling him to get the fuck out of there before he sticks his foot in his mouth. So he makes a grunt that can be taken as an affirmative.
• He tries his best to avoid conversation, and ends up drinking more from stress. Those ears start to burn so much you can almost see the metal of his piercings glow.
• His grunts become further apart, less intelligible as the night progresses. His crush wonders what’s wrong, because he’s not normally this taciturn. Have they done something to annoy him?
• Kensei snaps.
• His hand slams down on the table.
• ‘Why the hell are you so damn cute?! It’s pissing me off!’
• Naturally, there’s a moment of silence and disbelief as the tables around them go dead quiet, and Kensei and his crush both slowly burn a deep, dark shade of red. Kensei stutters for a moment, then abruptly turns around and starts to leave.
• If his crush has any sense, they’ll go after him. Further conversation will make him more and more irate, which leads to more outbursts in the form of angry compliments, until he’s likely to turn around and grab the back of their head and kiss them out of sheer frustration.
• After that, he’s gone. Not that his crush notices because they’re a puddle of goo on the ground.
• Give him a few days to get over himself about the whole thing, then casually approach him for a date. He’ll grunt and bluster, rub the back of his head, maybe apologise for shouting, and generally be so adorably awkward about the whole thing that you’ll want to jump him.

Adult!Toshiro Hitsugaya Husband & Father Headcanons

Anonymous: "husband and dad headcanons for older toshiro hitsugaya plz ?"

I hope nobody minds another dose of Hitsugaya this week. I’m really loving him right now, and these requests came in right around the same time. <3

• Toshiro spent most of his relationship with you actually looking forward to being married, though the hassle of the wedding was something he knew he’d have to grit his teeth through. Not so much the ceremony and making his vows to you, but interference from Rangiku and Momo, and even Ukitake. (The statues did appear in the end. They’re now in the back garden, because who could bear to hurt Ukitake’s feelings?) The actual fact of being married, and the domestic day-to-day life you share is something he loves.
• Because, despite his stiff demeanour, Toshiro is actually something of a homebody. He likes staying home with you, especially on winter nights. You might need to wrap yourself in a blanket to cuddle up to him, but he enjoys sitting in front of the fire with you. Probably stressing about paperwork and/or doing paperwork at the same time, but there are only so many things about him that will change as he grows up. Paperwork isn’t one of them.
• Even if he’s busy much of time, he tries to eat at least one meal with you a day. He heard an old adage (where he hears a lot of these things) from an old woman in the rukongai, that a couple who eats at least once together a day, will have a long, happy relationship. Sometimes this means you have to eat dinner in his office, but it’s worth it to spend the time together. If you have kids, he’ll make more effort to eat at home with you all.
• He’s not too keen to explore the reasoning behind it, but he loves introducing you to people as his spouse. It might be because it makes them take him more seriously as an adult, or it might be because it immediately makes them aware you’re off the market, but he likes it. He’ll never own up to it, though.

• Toshiro isn’t very au fait with babies. He certainly tries, because he’s not going to be outdone by a squalling infant, nor is he going to let anyone accuse him of not pulling his weight as a parent, but he’s always so nervous when they’re in his arms. He absolutely loves them, of course, because they’re his, but he sometimes regrets that growth spurt. Such a long way for a baby to fall...
• As such, he likes doing things where he can sit down with the baby. He usually does the night-time feedings if you’ve had them all day. It’s not uncommon to find him in the morning, sprawled on the couch with paperwork all over the coffee table and the baby asleep on his chest, wrapped in an extra blanket to shield it from his natural chill.
• When the children get a little older, and their skulls solidify, he’ll be a bit more adventurous. At first he’s very self-conscious when it comes to playing with them. He doesn’t want to be seen as childish himself. Eventually, realisation hits that these are his children, and he won’t have forever to play with them and give them good memories. This overcomes his inhibitions, and he’ll spin your little ones around, lift them in the air (vividly recalling Isshin doing the same to him) and create miniature snowfalls in the garden for them to play around in.
• He’ll want to help them learn to read and write as soon as possible. He himself is considered a genius, and will want to see if his children can get an early start on their education too. If you have any particular talents, he’ll encourage you to teach the children your skills, as he will with his. Don’t worry, though, Aunt Rangiku and Aunt Momo will make damn sure the kids don’t spend all their time studying.
• He wants a hug from everyone before he leaves in the morning. He’ll stalk through the house looking for you all. He’ll find you wherever you are for a quick kiss, then hunt down the children for a hug, even if they’re in the middle of something. The little monsters bring out his affectionate side, and on a slightly darker note, he always wants to make sure they remember how much he loves them before he goes out on missions.

Things Yasutora "Chad" Sado Would Say In Bed

Anonymous: "Things chad would say in bed pls???"

Sure thing! Slowly falling in love with Chad here. Also, forgive me for the lack of any actual Spanish sentences here. I don’t speak it, and I don’t trust google translate. 

Yasutora Sado

• Chad doesn’t say a whole lot in bed, but what he does say is extremely sexy in his deep, slow voice.
• ‘I’ve been wanting to feel you all day. Let me touch you.’
• 'Mmm...’
• 'This okay, or do you want more? Yeah? Sure.’
• 'Go slower. Yeah.’
• 'Please come for me, baby.’
• 'Nn…bebé.’

Chapter Text

Contents:

• Yoruichi Shihoin with a Female S/O SFW & NSFW Headcanons
• Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Dick Headcanons
• Kensei Muguruma Teaching S/O to Cook
• Nemu Kurotsuchi Romantic, NSFW, & Kinks Headcanons 
• Noba/Nova Fluff Headcanons 
• Isshin Kurosaki Meeting Ichigo's S/O
• Captains Discover Their S/O Writes Smut
• Toshiro Hitsugaya with a Shy S/O
• Jushiro Ukitake x Reader x Shunsui Kyoraku Poly Relationship SFW & NSFW Headcanons
• Kensei Muguruma Cuddling Headcanons 

Yoruichi Shihoin with a Female S/O SFW & NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous: "Love your headcanons!!! Could you do a nsfw and sfw headcanon for Yoruichi Shihoin with a female s/o? Thank You :)"

It would be my pleasure. :) God, she’s gorgeous.

Yoruichi Shihoin

SFW

• As Yoruichi’s girlfriend, you will spend much of the early stages of your relationship wondering how the hell you got so lucky. Because Yoruichi is dynamic, beautiful, intelligent, and fun. She can also be a little bit of a whirlwind, but won’t expect you to keep up with her, because she’s also very perceptive.
• She likes to tease you a lot, and will flirt with you incessantly. Here’s hoping you don’t blush too much, because if you do, she’ll only do it all the more. There’s nothing Yoruichi loves more than seeing you stutter, red-faced and fidgeting because she’s said something both incredibly sweet and incredibly dirty. When you’re in public together, she’ll lean over and murmur things into your ear, for the same reaction.
• Naturally, she spends a lot of time in her cat form. A lot of visitors will assume you have a pet cat, which is a fiction you keep going to avoid explaining that you’re dating a shinigami aristocrat who can shapeshift. It’s better in the long run.
• However, Yoruichi will also still act as your girlfriend while in her cat form. There’s nothing quite so startling as stepping out of the shower to see a cat, perched on the windowsill, grooming itself and commenting on how nice you look dripping wet. It’s…something to get used to. (No, there will never be any bestiality, despite how Kisuke jokes about it sometimes.)
• She’s used to quite a nice lifestyle, and will continue to live that way. It won’t break the bank, however, because there’s no-one like Yoruichi for haggling. She’ll go to flea markets and auctions and antique-stores and come home with beautiful objects for minimal prices. Your house will start to look like a cross between a Moroccan shisha den and a daimyo’s bedroom. Silks and throws and fragrant woods.
• Yoruichi isn’t much for chores, but she’ll do stuff like the grocery shopping, pick up dinner on nights where you’re tired from work, etc. And she’s pretty clean and tidy. Despite growing up with servants, she knows how to put her own things away and not be inconsiderate.
• One of her few bad habits is that she usually finishes the milk before she leaves for the day. She’ll buy more, but only on her way home. Perhaps look for breakfast alternatives to cereal. Toast, maybe.
• She has an aversion to mint. It irritates her cat-nose, and that’s bled over into her human form too. If you try to kiss her after you’ve brushed your teeth, or chewed gum, she’ll pull a face. Switch to unscented and you’ll be fine.
• Whether in human or cat form, she will want to lie down with her head in your lap while you stroke her hair.

NSFW

• Aside from her flirting and commentary while in cat form, all intimacy will be restricted to her human form. There are clear boundaries. As a cat, any way she touches you is platonic. In human form, it’s nearly always the opposite. She’s very tactile.
• If she’s near you and gets bored, her hands are probably going to wander. One of her favourites is sliding a hand to rest on your chest during a movie. Yes. On. Cupping.
• She has a propensity to sit around naked after her transformations, which can be very distracting. If she remembers clothing at all, she’ll probably just pull a blanket over her shoulders, conveniently still leaving everything on display.
• She’ll also tease you about your reactions.
• ‘What are you so red about? Never seen a naked woman before? Have you never looked in the mirror?’
• 'Why don’t you get naked too? You should wear less clothes when you’re at home.’
• Yoruichi enjoys having her neck and shoulders rubbed. It doesn’t sound that dirty, but the way she rolls her shoulders into your hand, arches her back, hums, and sighs, and murmurs…one thing is most certainly going to lead to another.
• You know when she’s trying to seduce you, because she’ll sprawl herself (naked or otherwise) across your lap, stretching and wriggling to get comfortable while also rubbing up against you. She’ll open one golden eye and watch you to see if it’s working.
• Other times she’s direct and to the point. She’ll grab you by the shirt or the belt and start pulling you toward the bedroom. If you have any sense you’ll follow, because dominant Yoruichi is the best Yoruichi. She’ll have you on your knees in front of her, her hand in your hair, telling you when and where to please her.
• Not that she won’t reciprocate. Her favourite thing, though she doesn’t ask for it often, is tying your arms behind your back using her old Onmitsukido bondage techniques, making you lay supine, and performing oral on you that way. Your helpless writhing amuses her to no end.
• She’s a generous lover, and likes to make sure you come at least as much as she does. And sex will never be too serious, because she likes to have a laugh and a flirt during the act.
• Intensity is a different thing, however. She has incredible stamina, and can and will outlast you. If she’s really in the mood, she’ll keep going until you tap out.
• Her lower back is one of the most sensitive places on her body. Run your fingers across it or press kisses down her spine.
• Call her 'Yoruichi-sama’ in bed. Trust me. She’ll call you a brat for doing it, but she secretly likes it.
• Afterwards, of course, she has a to have a cat nap.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez Dick Headcanons

Anonymous: "Grimmjow dick size, shape etc headcanons?"

This is a very important subject. 

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

• It has to be established that the carpets do, in fact, match the drapes. He doesn’t bother to trim it, because it wouldn’t even occur to him to bother. Luckily it’s not that wild, unlike his personality, and not too dense. It’s more like a little patch around the base of his cock.
• Nice length, man. He has plenty to brag about. Just under seven inches, quite girthy, and textured with a couple of prominent veins. He’s not quite “ribbed for your pleasure”, but almost.
• When he gets hard, he gets really, really hard. It tends to stick up, almost lying along his stomach, which is a very attractive sight when he’s lying there on your bed waiting for you. Just lying pretty against those abs.
• It’s pretty straight. No angles here.
• He doesn’t know it until you try it the first time, but he likes having his balls licked. It makes his cock twitch. After that, he’ll want you to do it every time you perform oral on him.
• He’s evenly thick all the way down, maybe a little girthier toward the base.
• Grimmjow’s evenly sensitive all over, so whatever you do to him, he’s going to enjoy it. However, he’s not overly sensitive, so he never comes too early from overstimulation. (Unless you go prodding around his Hollow hole.)
• Twitches like crazy when he’s coming.
• He comes a lot. It’s thick, salty, and projectile.

Kensei Muguruma Teaching S/O To Cook

Anonymous: "kensei teaching his s/o to cook hcs?"

All aboard the Kensei-express.

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei isn’t going to stand for that over-salted, over-cooked shit you eat every day for one more second. No partner of his is going to spend all their time shovelling down cheap, tasteless crap when he can show them a thing or two. There’s only so long he can hear about the junk you eat when he’s not around. He’s still not over hearing about you trying to cook spaghetti in the kettle. It keeps him up at night. 
• He decides to teach you how to be a functioning adult and actually cook a few basic, nutritious meals. He’ll go grocery shopping, dump the bags on the counter, and holler for you.
• After he’s taken you through all the ingredients and made you read the recipe three times (’You’re sure you’ve got it? I know you skim your damn paperwork.’) he’ll move up behind you.
• There’s nothing quite like having him pressed up against your back. He reaches around your waist to get to the ingredients. While he’s telling you what to do, you can feel his voice rumbling through his chest into your back. 
• It’s so warm in the circle of his arms, but somehow you still have goosebumps.
• Be careful to listen to what he says, because he honestly does enjoy teaching you, and it makes him proud when you do something well. 
• He lays his hands over yours when he’s showing you different ways to chop vegetables and slice meat, his mouth close to your ear. His voice is gruff, but amused.
• He’s strangely patient, because he knows you’re listening, and he’s not gonna turn the chance to snuggle with you in the kitchen. When he thinks you’re confident in what you’re doing, he puts his hands on your waist and watches over your shoulder. He’ll squeeze your hips in warning if you’re about to cut or burn yourself.
• ‘Careful, babe.’
• Every time he shifts, you can feel his muscles rubbing against your back.- When the food is simmering away, he’ll stroke a knuckle down your cheek and growl into your ear.
• ‘Smile. You did a good job.’
• When you do smile, he spins you around, pushes you back against the counter and kisses you senseless. With his hand tangled in your hair and his tongue in your mouth and his erection pressed hard against your stomach, you know you’re in for an early long night.
• Somehow, cooking no longer seems like such a chore.

Nemu Kurotsuchi Romantic, NSFW & Kinks Headcanons 

Anonymous: "What about any nemu nsfw headcanons/kinks?? (^～^)"

Lovely Nemu doesn’t get half the love she needs and deserves. I’m glad you asked for her. Let’s throw in romantic headcanons too, because she deserves it.

Nemu Kurotsuchi

Romantic

• Nemu didn’t have an ordinary childhood, if it could be classed as a childhood at all. Therefore, she wasn’t raised on stories of love and romance. She grew up in a lab, with Mayuri for a parent, so her view of love will be boiled down to chemical reactions, pheromones, and human instinctive behaviour. She won’t really understand romantic things until she experiences them for herself.
• She’s open and receptive to things. A scientific mind, combined with a compassionate heart, actually make her a wonderful girlfriend.
• She will be puzzled the first time you bring her flowers, because why have you given her cut and dying plants? But, having them sitting on her desk every day, a bright, sweet reminder that you thought of her, and the way they sweeten the air in her office, will make her realise why you buy bouquets for people you love.
• At first she’ll see dates and dinners as a simple social ritual that have to be fulfilled. When you first start dating her, take out to small, quiet places that will give her the space to relax and talk. Nothing too busy, since she has a tendency to fall silent around large groups of people…or say the wrong thing and embarrass herself. Be a good date, let her adjust and relax and she’ll start to have fun.
• She discovers that she likes sweets, despite their ’lack of nutritional purpose’, because you bring them to her so much. Find a dessert parlour and take her there. Watch her eyes light up.
• She’s full of facts about how kissing includes the exchange of hormones and how it affects the arousal levels of your body, but she won’t actually realise how much she enjoys it until the first time you lean across the cakes with a smile on your face and plant one on her.
• Holding hands. She loves holding hands.

NSFW

• Nemu isn’t shy when it comes to sex. She’s clinical. This has both upsides and down. On one hand, there’s really no reason for either of you to be embarrassed, because she isn’t nervous about her body, or judgemental of yours, and anything that goes wrong or any silly accidents will be met with calm acceptance.
• The downside is that the science of sex isn’t, well, sexy. Unless you have a peculiar kink, having Nemu whisper ’Your heartrate is elevated. Do you require a sedative?’ into your ear isn’t much of a turn-on. She doesn’t know how to flirt. At all. Seriously.
• She will turn to you and ask, blunt as a butter knife, ’Do you want to have sex with me tonight?’ Then again, it can be pretty refreshing if you’re not good at flirting either. Just remind her not to do that when you’re out at dinner with your friends. (You still haven’t lived that one down.)
• The first time, she will bring her knowledge of the basics, but watch and learn when it comes to things like affection and sensuality. She learns why it’s considered an act of pleasure, rather than one of necessity, and why it generally brings couples closer together.
• Nemu is an incredible lover. With a perfect memory, her willingness to experiment, her openness, and her knowledge of human anatomy, she can play your body like a harp. You’ll find erogenous zones you would never have dreamed of, and if anyone knows how to find that elusive g-spot, it’s Nemu.
• Her body, though indestructible, is quite sensitive to gentle touches, something she isn’t very familiar with. So when you’re down between her legs, less is more. The faintest, slowest strokes of your tongue, trailing your fingers up her inner-thighs - all of it will make her shudder.
• In return, she is nearly tireless. She can keep going until you’re writhing and begging her to stop.
• She’s pretty quiet during sex, until you encourage her to stop holding back so much. Sharp inhales and soft, quiet moans are the most of what you’ll get out of her.
• She may question the need to cuddle afterwards, but mutter something about oxytocin and she will acquiesce to your need to snuggle. And let’s face it, Nemu could definitely do with some serious affection.

Kinks

• With some encouragement on your part, Nemu might come to enjoy some light scientist/experiment play. Though you have to firmly remind her that it is just roleplay and she does not need to issue you a sedative. Her ‘tools’ are various sex toys, which she uses with an analytical eye, seeing which combinations have the best effect on you. Be warned though, she’s a demon with a dildo.
• Domination is another factor. Since she is so absurdly strong, if you like to be dominated, she is more than capable of acquiescing. This is likely to be further down the timeline of your relationship though, because she needs to learn the light, affectionate side of everything before you get into BDSM play.
• Also she can and will have sex in a lab coat (and nothing else). Although it will be one specifically for bedroom play, because there are spillages and substances on her work one that will kill you.

Noba/Nova Fluff Headcanons 

Anonymous: "Noba fluff? If you remember who that is XD"

Anon, how could you accuse me of forgetting that handsome, adorable creature? He’s one of my favourite things to come out of filler. 

Noba/Nova

• Noba’s most identifying feature is his shyness. It’s apparent from how he talks to how he acts to how he dresses. He wears a zip-up mask, for heaven’s sake. If you break through that shyness, he’s a very chill, very sweet guy. You’d be lucky to call him a friend, and even luckier to call him a boyfriend. It takes a lot of time and acclimation for him for you to get that far.
• It’ll take him a while to realise you like him, because most of the time he can’t even look at you, he’s so busy being bashful. When you finally ask him out, because you will have to be the one who does it, he’ll stagger a little bit and have to catch himself on the wall. All the blood has just rushed to his head, and he’s a little light-headed. Fan the poor guy a little bit. Eventually he’ll unzip his mask enough to look at you with one emerald green eye, and nod a couple of times.
• Go easy on the poor guy. Work him up to things like holding hands. On his first date with you, he won’t even take off his mask, though he’ll apologise for it. You can already tell how handsome he is, just from that little sliver of face.
• Eventually, you’ll get to hook your finger in the lower half of his mask and pull it down over his chin. His cheeks are as red as his hair. He stares, but doesn’t try to bolt. His eyes flutter close when you lean in to steal a kiss, and they don’t open again. Because he’s fainted.
• He’s extremely flustered around you, all the time. It might make you nervous if it weren’t for the nervous smile he flings your way sometimes. It’s hard to resist flinging yourself back at him in return, honestly.
• He is quietly considerate. You’ll find him bending down to tie your laces when they’re undone, he’ll wrap your scarf around your neck, he’ll be carrying your gloves in his pocket when you forgot them. Sugar in your coffee, flowers on your table, slips of paper marking where you left a book lying open when you fell asleep. He doesn’t expect or need reciprocation, but if you do, he’ll quite quickly fall for you.
• If you’re going to work or school he might tag along in his plushie form, because despite his shyness, he does love spending time with you. Just don’t let any children or dogs maul him. Also, he will absolutely accept plushie cuddles when you’re watching TV. (You might need to work him up to cuddling in his gigai.)
• He’s not very talkative, rather like Chad, but he does enjoy listening. He’ll pop up with some coffee when you get home from work, and wait patiently for you to start talking about your day.
• His gigai outfit does draw some looks. When you take him out on dates he’ll still wear a furry coat, but with a scarf wrapped around the lower half of his face, and a beanie hat pulled low, with just a few fronds of red hair sticking out over his face. All of your friends will be extremely jealous.
• As a Bount detector, his work doesn’t keep him busy very often, so he has plenty of time to spare. He’s not averse to using his powers to make you smile. He can teleport you to the top of a high building so you can get the best view, or inside a cinema if you can’t afford tickets to the show. His moral standards are quite high, but he’ll flout a couple of minor rules to make your day.
• He likes high places. He’ll take you to high hilltops and soaring skyscrapers, so you can both see the world spread out below. He doesn’t mind if you cling to him, though it makes him hot under the collar.
• He likes it if you unzip his mask and give him a kiss on the cheek, then zip it back up, the cinnamon roll.

Isshin Kurosaki Meeting Ichigo's S/O

Anonymous: "Isshin meeting Ichigo's s/o?"

Hahaha, this is just asking for trouble.

Isshin Kurosaki

• Let’s be honest, there is no way Ichigo willingly told his dad about his new partner. He might have let slip to Yuzu and Karin, but Ichigo knows the shitstorm that will go down when Isshin finally finds out. And it won’t be that Isshin is unhappy or disapproves. No, the problem is that he’s completely the opposite. He’s over the fucking moon, and Ichigo is looking for the exit.
• He pesters his son for weeks, if not months, for details about the person. What’s their name, their age, where do they live, do they want to come over for some of Yuzu’s cooking, do they know Ichigo is a whatever-Ichigo-is? On and on, until Ichigo snaps and says he’ll bring them over for dinner if Isshin will just ‘shut the hell up!’
• Isshin will then go and tell Masaki’s poster all about it.
• Isshin will be bouncing off the walls on the dreaded day. Isshin will have spent most of it thinking of questions to pepper Ichigo’s s/o with, and Ichigo will have spent it giving his s/o disclaimers and content advisory warnings about his dad.
• ‘Just ignore anything he says, okay? He’s an idiot.’
• 'Seriously, when we go in the front door, duck. He might try to impress you by drop-kicking me.’
• No, I promise Yuzu did the cooking. He’s not allowed in the kitchen anymore. Yeah, it was him who made the bento that gave us all food poisoning. Sorry, babe, shouldn’t have brought that up.’
• Isshin is waiting behind the door for the illustrious guest to show up. As soon as Ichigo opens it, Isshin bustles him out of the way, throws open his arms, and booms ‘Welcome to the family! I’m so happy to have another son/daughter!’
• Ichigo sticks to his s/o like glue all night, fielding questions wherever he can. He feels a sense of horror when Isshin cracks out the sake and winks at his son’s s/o. ‘Special occasion, after all.’
• To put it plainly, Isshin gets just a little bit drunk, and ends up spilling every embarrassing childhood story he has for Ichigo. There are pictures. Baby Ichigo butt-naked on a fluffy rug. Baby Ichigo in the bath. Toddler Ichigo crying when his ice-cream fell on the floor.
• It gets worse. Isshin starts thanking the s/o for having pity and dating his son, who he was worried would never escape the Shonen-manga hero’s curse. (Isshin gets very meta when he’s had a few.) He apologises in advance for his son’s lack of skill in bed, and tries to explain that he has in fact tried to have the Talk with Ichigo no less than thirty times, each of which has been conveniently interrupted.
• By this point, Ichigo is as red as his name-sake and wishing the ground would swallow him whole. He can’t tell if it’s worse that his s/o is giggling at the things his father is saying, or not. Eventually he bribes Karin to distract their old man (preferably violently) and sneaks his s/o out of there.
• ‘I am so, so sorry.’
• Isshin, however, is happy as a fucking clam, tucked up in bed with a bruise forming on his head, courtesy of Karin. He’s just happy Ichigo is happy, and is blissfully unaware of the beat-down that is waiting for him tomorrow.

Captains Discover Their S/O Writes Smut

Anonymous: "hcs for captains finding their so writing smut like you do admin A!!! (╯✧∇✧)╯GOOOO!!!!╰(✧∇✧╰)"

Oh, boy. This was so much fun. I think I’ve discussed this with one of my imagines-blog friends before? It’s funny. All of you guys know what I write, but literally no-one  in my day-to-day life knows about this blog. You are all, truly, my dirty little secret. <333

Shunsui Kyoraku

• Shunsui’s first reaction? Delight. He and his s/o have something in common! Shunsui writes Rose-coloured Path, a wildly unsuccessful romance novel, published in the Seireitei Communication. However, he might get a little jealous if his partner is more talented and more successful than him.
• It doesn’t last long. Eventually, he will simply chuckle to himself and read their work, occasionally suggesting they try one of their ideas out. ‘For research purposes, petal.’

Soifon/Sui-Feng

• She is shocked. Her partner, writing something like that! She hadn’t realised she was dating such a degenerate. She doesn’t bring it up straight away, more fool her, because curiosity gets the better of her and she reads a couple of the stories. 
• And to her shame, she finds them quite exciting. If her partner is writing under a pseudonym, then she might just pretend she never saw it.  

Rojuro Otoribashi

• Rose certainly approves. Something so creative, so sensual? Well, it’s only to be encouraged. He’s happy that his s/o has found a form of self-expression, even if it’s bammin’ slammin’ cock-jammin’ sex stories. 
• He’ll be so kind as to create a writing playlist for them. 

Retsu Unohana

• Retsu isn’t particularly uptight, contrary to expectations. At most, her reaction will be surprise, followed by amusement. She’ll read a page or two of them, nod, and say ‘How nice, dear.’ 
• If you write historical smut, you can always ask her for advice, since she has been around for the last 2000 years. She has seen some shit. 

Shinji Hirako

• Shinji’s reaction is mixed. First, it’s a kind of perverted delight that his s/o is as much of a lecher as he is. Worse, in fact, since they are actively creating smut. 
• Second, perhaps a little jealousy that they are giving some of their pervert-energy (It’s a thing. Hush.) to something other than him. 
• His less-than-fine feelings are fickle, though, and he quickly swings back round to glee. His s/o writes porn. Now, he just needs needs them to make him the suave star of every story.

Byakuya Kuchiki

• Byakuya just kind of…freezes? His brain does not want to compute. You might think he’s sitting there in stony silence, glaring at you, but in actual fact his brain has completely shut down. It takes him a while to recover.
• He doesn’t necessarily approve. It’s not something dignified, and he’d be horrified if the Kuchiki clan or the other noble families found out. He’d never live it down. 
• However, if you were sure to keep your anonymity, he’d probably turn a blind eye to it. Even if he reads one or two, he’ll never admit it or bring it up.

Sajin Komamura

• Sajin is such a cinnamon roll. He doesn’t mind at all, as long as it makes you happy. You want to write romance? Great! You want to write raunchy, hardcore smut? Great! 
• It does make him curious. He wants to know about all these odd human mating practices you’re writing about. You’ll find yourself giving lectures about orgasms, BDSM, edging, kinks, roleplaying. And he’s sitting there, nodding, wide-eyed and paying earnest attention. Adorable, really.

Lisa Yadomaru

• Who are you kidding? Lisa’s known all along. She’s basically your beta-reader and biggest fan. She gives you requests for further updates, talks out plot-points, helps you work out whether something is or isn’t anatomically possible, and reads your stories on the regular. 
• Lisa also has ample suggestions for further reading, and magazines aplenty if you need ‘visual inspiration’. She’ll flick through and help you find your next hero or heroine.

Kensei Muguruma

• Kensei. Oh, boy. Kensei becomes the poster child for the word “flustered”. 
• ‘What the fuck are you writing?!”
• He’s too flustered to be mad. He doesn’t even know if he should be mad? Like, it’s anonymous, so nobody knows it’s his s/o, but it’s changed (not tarnished) his viewpoint of you a bit. He now ranks you up somewhere closer to Lisa in the perv-polls and he doesn’t know if that’s something to be nervous about. 
• He reads a couple, out of sheer curiosity. He’ll never admit to liking them, but he does read them when he sees them pop up. Soon enough, his inner editor pops up. You’ll be walking by and just:
• ‘You missed a comma in that paragraph with the dildo.’

Toshiro Hitsugaya

• The boy is melting. All of his cool? Gone.
• He wants to lecture you, but he’s so flustered and embarrassed that he can’t even form words. He stares at you in horror for a long time then kind of stumbles away to collect himself.
• Eventually he comes back, all stiff and formal. He sits down and asks you why you write that sort of thing. He’s not disgusted, as such, but it’s so unexpected, since it’s from you. He expects that sort of thing from Matsumoto, but not his s/o. 
• He wouldn’t go so far as to forbid you to write smut. He knows you’re not his to control. He just…probably doesn’t want to hear too much about it.

Kenpachi Zaraki

• ‘You write?’
• ‘Yes.’
• ‘Porn?’
• ‘Yes.’
• *grunt*

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

• Mayuri doesn’t particularly care. If that’s what you want to waste your time doing, then go right ahead. It keeps you out of his hair when he’s trying to run his experiments. 
• He’ll grouch at you if you pester him too much, but you can ask him scientific questions about anatomy, and he might have a few suggestions for quirky sex-toys and kinky kido. 

Jushiro Ukitake

• Jushiro is honestly quite surprised. His beloved s/o writes smut? Who knew?
• He probably knows you write, but never knew that you also wrote that kind of thing. It’s rather different than what he’s experienced with, since he writes a serialised children’s story. But, Jushiro, being the sweetheart he is, will cheerfully support anything you want to do. After all, your stories are definitely making people happy.
• He’s lived a long time. Jushiro will have read his own fair share of erotic fiction, and most of what you write won’t faze him. Except the heavy BDSM stuff. He might put that aside with a nervous chuckle.
• ‘I don’t think this one’s for me, my love. Maybe the one with the couple by the lake?’
• He’s a sucker for some of the more sensual, romantic things you write.

Toshiro Hitsugaya with a Shy S/O

Anonymous: "Toshiro with a self conscious s/o headcanons please 😊"

Toshiro is so popular lately. It makes sense, of course. You’ve got to love the frosty little tsundere. 

Toshiro Hitsugaya

• He’s usually a pretty decent boyfriend, but honestly, it’s going to take a while for Toshiro to notice that there’s something up with his s/o. He can get too wrapped up in work to notice that there’s something bringing you down, or that you’re acting differently than you do at home with him.
• If it’s a case of feeling self-conscious in public, it will take him even longer to notice, because his attention isn’t always 100% focused on you. He has colleagues and subordinates and missions to deal with, so if you’re slipping away toward the corners he’ll notice it, but only absently.
• However, the more often it happens, the more he’ll pick up on it. At first he’s puzzled. Do you not like his colleagues? Are you shy? Neither of which are something he minds, but your behaviour is a cause for concern.
• If your self-consciousness manifests as keeping your head down, avoiding eye-contact, avoiding social situations, dressing down etc, then he’ll (somewhat reluctantly) ask Matsumoto for her help. She’s great at boosting people’s self-confidence, which isn’t something that comes naturally to Toshiro.
• Not to mention he is actually giving her the time off to take you for spa treatments and fun times in the world of the living. He is willingly giving her time off. Shows how important you are to him. 
• However, his reaction will be very different if you’re acting self-conscious and nervous around him. In short, he won’t stand for it.
• Toshiro will feel like a monster if you’re nervous around him. His frosty demeanour cracks like a mask and he sits you down, face all pensive, asking why you’re behaving like that. Has he done something to make you self-conscious? Has he been spending too much time at work? Why have you been acting so stiff and awkward?
• Also, secretly, he’s worried that you don’t want him any more, if you pull away when he tries to come close.
• Whatever your reasons, he’ll hasten to reassure you that you have nothing to be self-conscious about, and he wouldn’t be with you if he didn’t like you for who you were. 

Jushiro Ukitake x Reader x Shunsui Kyoraku Poly Relationship SFW & NSFW Headcanons

Anonymous:

Could I request Headcanons nsfw and sfw? for a poly relationship between shunsui, jushiro and a female s/o? Please? If not just delete this thankss

Forgive me, Soul King, for I have sinned, and sinned, and sinned. Ho boy, this is legit one of my favourite things in the world. Just…just imagine it. Or read what I imagine for it! (Hahaha, as if I could delete this request!)

Shunsui Kyoraku and Jushiro Ukitake

SFW

• First of all, let me just establish that you are considered one of the luckiest women in the seireitei, if not the entire world. Others look up to you, because damn if you didn’t get not one, but two of the best-looking men in Soul Society. Kiyone is both in awe, and wants to kill you in your sleep. Matsumoto thinks you are a legend. 
• Also, since you’re dating the sotaicho and one of the oldest taicho in the Gotei 13, you’ll be well-respected. People will probably try to curry your favour. Don’t let them, unless they deserve it. 
• It will probably be Shunsui who suggests the poly relationship, since Jushiro is more likely to bow out gracefully if he and his best friend have feelings for the same woman. Jushiro has reservations, but your willingness and his millennia-old friendship with Shunsui is enough to convince him to give it a try. Eventually, the three of you become an accepted trio. People expect to see you together, and find it a little odd when you’re out with just one or the other. 
• It really is the best situation for everyone. Neither one has to give up spending time with you or their best friend, since it’s a guarantee that you will all be with each other most of the time. The atmosphere between you all is always warm, with the possibility to turn if electric if you catch one of their eye in just the right way. 
• It’s an amazing relationship: relaxed, romantic, easygoing. Those two understand each other so well it’s almost like they’re reading each other’s minds, and you’re one more thing they’ve bonded over. Shunsui takes everything in his stride, and Jushiro is thoughtful and considerate. Disputes are few, and usually just playful whining from Shunsui or gentle nagging on Jushiro’s part.
• If you’re cuddling with Jushiro, and Shunsui walks into the room, he’ll complain that Jushiro is ‘stealing you from him’ and very possibly attempt to smuggle you out of Jushiro’s arms into his own. He’s a goof. 
• ‘Don’t hog ____-chan!’
• Expect long nights sitting on the veranda under the moonlight, admiring Jushiro’s garden and drinking Shunsui’s supply of nice sake after a delicious dinner. They’ll regale you with stories about their early years and centuries-old gossip about their colleagues. Jushiro knows every embarrassing story about Shunsui and will tell you all of them if you bribe him with enough kisses. 
• They have a habit of flirting with you by talking about you as though you can’t hear them. It’s usually something along the lines of: 
• ‘Hey, Jushiro, doesn’t _____-chan look nice in the moonlight?’ 
• ‘Doesn’t she always?’
• ‘She’s so cute. Can we keep her, Jushiro?’
• ‘If she wants to be kept?’
• Then they’ll both look at you with innocent expressions. 
• There is nothing like having each of them kissing your cheek at the same time. Also, they force you to sit between them and will each take one of your hands. Jushiro holds it gently, fingers interlocked with yours, and Shunsui has a habit of stroking the backs of your fingers to give you goosebumps. 
• When Jushiro is sick, you and Shunsui team up to make him feel better. He never has to be alone when he’s unwell because the both of you are there for him, and he’s never felt more cared for.
• Both of them require kisses before you are allowed to go anywhere. 

NSFW

• Despite how much you might fantasise about it, most of the time you’ll be with one or the other on their own when it comes down to intimacy. Jushiro likes to focus completely on his partner at a time like that, and it’s easier to set his own pace. Shunsui is a little more open-minded, but he’s not going to complain if he can have you all to himself for a night. 
• Shunsui isn’t above kissing you senseless right in front of Jushiro, or flirting with you quite brazenly, though Jushiro will give him a stern look. 
• Jushiro himself can be quite a sneak. He’ll wait until Shunsui is passed out drunk then shoot you a sultry smile and hold out his hand, inviting you to come and spend the night with him. Shunsui will sulk in the morning, but it’s so worth it.
• Jushiro likes legs, Shunsui likes hips and ass, both of them like breasts. There will be literally no part of your body that isn’t adored or admired in some way. Jushiro has a habit of kissing the side of your neck and speaking softly into your ear to seduce you. Shunsui likes to pull you into his lap and and kiss you senseless.
• If you wear lingerie, you’ll have two very, very appreciative men willing to take it off you.
• Sometimes, not too often, they’ll take you to bed at the same time. It’s a hell of an experience. The both of them are extremely into foreplay and will co-operate with each other to drive you insane. 
• It starts with being kissed all over. Jushiro kisses your mouth while Shunsui is stroking your back and leaving pecks all down your spine, the both of them, one on either side of your neck, Shunsui slipping his hands places they shouldn’t be, Jushiro’s hands sliding down your sides, leaving tingles. 
• And on and on. While Jushiro’s head is between your thighs, Shunsui will be kissing you senseless and playing with your breasts. Sometimes, if you can take it, Shunsui will take over from Jushiro after you’ve orgasmed, wanting his own turn to taste and tease. Yes, you read that right. Two rounds of oral.
• They’ll make love to you by turns, and it is definitely making love. It’s sensual as hell, even despite Shunsui’s teasing comments.
• ‘Don’t wear ____-chan out, now.’
• ‘Maa, I think she likes that, Jushiro.’
• He’s quite happy to sit there and enjoy some sake while you’re moaning under Jushiro. If you look his way, he’ll wink at you.
• On the other hand, Jushiro will lie there, sated, and smile while Shunsui takes you for a tumble. Shunsui’s pace is a little more rampant than Jushiro’s, and he often insists that you ride him (something which Jushiro secretly roots for, because let’s face it, the view is much more pleasant for him too.)
• After, when you’re so tired you can scarcely move, Jushiro will you pull you against his chest and Shunsui will snuggle against your back, burying his face in your hair. Conversation is light, drifting, teasing, filled with Jushiro’s warm chuckles and Shunsui’s sleepy hums, until you fall asleep. 

Kensei Muguruma Cuddling Headcanons

 Anonymous: "kensei cuddling hcs like the ones you did for grimmjow and starrk pls!"

YOU BET I CAN.

Kensei Muguruma

• It has long been established on this blog that Kensei is a cuddleslut. He wants them while you are watching movies, he wants them after a long day at work, he wants them after sex. Let’s break down the types of Kensei-cuddle.
• If you’re one of those considerate people that tries not to be too needy with cuddling and maybe just curls up close to their partner, then bad news, friend. Kensei’s not gonna stand for that shit. If you’re lying next to him but not quite touching, he’ll dig an arm underneath you and roll you right into his side. 
• The man takes his cuddles seriously. He needs them to survive. Don’t get between a man and his survival. Because he’ll sulk.
• If you just sort of nestle into his side, that’s still not good enough. He’ll—gently—manhandle you so your head is on his shoulder, your arm flung across his chest, your face buried against his neck. If you wanna drape a leg over his, that’s good too. He wants maximum snuggle.
• He gets very touchy-feely during this time too, because he can get away with it and not feel like a sap. He’ll run a hand up and down your back, tousle up your hair, play with your hands etc. If you doze off he’ll keep doing it, because it’s as much about touching you as it is making you happy. After dealing with his subordinates, your comforting weight against him and your warm skin and the smell of your hair—all of it is like therapy for him.
• Also, if his arm goes dead because you’re lying on it, he’ll never confess to it, because he doesn’t want you to move. He’s like a human when a cat or a puppy falls asleep on them. Happily trapped. 
• If lying down isn’t an option, you’re getting pulled into his lap. Either you sit sideways, leaning your side against him, preferably with your arms around his neck, or you sit with your back to his chest, between his open legs, and he locks an arm around your middle. The latter option also means he can rest his chin on top of your head, which he also likes.
• Night-time snuggles also happen. For Kensei to be able to doze off comfortably, he has to have you tucked into the curve of his body. Facing him or spooning, he doesn’t mind either way, so long as he’s got you there. (He gets very grouchy with Hisagi and Mashiro when you’re on missions, because he doesn’t sleep properly.)
• A lot of Kensei’s affection comes through in his physical actions, and when he’s pulling you close any time he gets you alone, it leaves little doubt how much he likes you. He fusses about giving out hugs when you ask for them, because he’s a tsundere down to his bones, but when you’re home along, you’re basically his teddy/comfort blanket
• I mean, who can complain when a gruff man with massive biceps wants to hold you against his muscles while you sleep? Not you, that’s for sure.