Chapter 1: Odds and Ends (T)
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Nezu added No, YEAHHHHHHH, Thgindim, and 9 others to [Teachers of UA]
Nezu added Ayano A-Y. to [Teachers of UA]
Nezu: This is Ayano, she's a third-year student at UA SKD.
No: please no
YEAHHHHHHH: yesssssss
No: no
Thgindim: Nezu, do you mean to tell us that a student is allowed in the teacher chat?
Nezu: Yep :)
Ayano A-Y. Changed Their name to Jersey Girl
Jersey Girl: Yolo
Wood: really?
Jersey Girl: yep. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya nezu, but YEAHHHHHHH and No adopted Hitoshi, and I.
No: :/
YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta~
No: Ayano you're 17 years old
Jersey Girl: :/ You and Hizashi are 30.
Thgindim: Aizawa is younger than I?
STRONK: yes Nemuri he is.
Jersey Girl: Wait...all might...why are you 'Stronk'
STRONK: Young Midoriya is 'Stronk Jr.'
Jersey Girl: Kill me now Aizawa
No: Gladly
YEAHHHHHHH: SHOUTA NOOOOOO
Nezu Changed Vlad's Name To Count Chocula
Count Chocula: God Dammit Nezu
Nezu Changed Thgindim's Name To Bondage
Bondage: Fair
Jersey Girl Changed Nezu's Name to Furry ™
Furry™:!
No: One of my kids just burst into flames at the name of #2 Hero
STRONK: Ah yes-
Jersey Girl: Mr.Todoroki
Ass: What
Jersey Girl: Why does your son have so much anxiety?
Ass Left [Teachers Of UA]
Jersey Girl Banned Ass From [Teachers Of UA]
Jersey Girl Added Tol n' Smol and Snek To [Teachers Of UA]
Jersey Girl Renamed [Teachers Of UA] to [Adults of UA]
Tol n' Smol: He gone
Snek: Aya-chan is this the chat Tensei told us about
Jersey Girl Added Sanicc to [Adults of UA]
Sanicc: What did you add me to Ayano.
No: Hell
YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta wheres Coffee?
No: Coffee is in Hitoshi's room 'Zashi
Bondage: Tensei~
Sanicc: WE WERE CLASSMATES AYANO
Jersey Girl: You left me with Torino
Sanicc: IT WAS ONCE
Jersey Girl: He spent 3 hours explaining why endeavor is a piece of shit
YEAHHHHHHH: he did what now?
Jersey Girl: Torino, spent 3 hours talking about how much endeavor shouldn't be #2.
Furry™ Added Old Stronk to [Adults of UA]
Old Stronk: wtf
Furry™ Changed Jersey Girl's name to Nico Nico Nii
Nico Nico Nii: Why?
YEAHHHHHHH: at least you weren't changed to big yell
No: 'Zashi
YEAHHHHHHH: yes?
No: i was changed to what is sleep™
YEAHHHHHHH: oh
YEAHHHHHHH: should i add...
No: no thank you
YEAHHHHHHH: okay
Jersey Girl / Nico Nico Nii = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Sanicc = Tensei Iida
Bondage/Thgindim = Midnight / Nemuri
No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead
Snek = Uwabami
Tol n' Smol = Mount Lady
STRONK = All might/ Yagi-chan
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
Wood = Kamui Woods/ Shinji
Count Chocula = Vlad/ Blood Boi
Ass = Endevour / Terrible parent #1
Old Stronk = Grand Torino
Chapter 2: Dreamin' Chu Chu (S)
Chapter Text
Furry™ added smol might, acid trip, naruto?, and 17 others to the chat
Furry™ added YEAHHHHHHH and No to [Class 1-A]
Furry™ Renamed the chat to [Class 1-A]
Furry™ has left [Class 1-A]
smol might: what
Acid trip: owo whats this
Naruto?: everyone, this is for communication only!!! School topics, please!!!
boomboompow: Iida..... No.
Uravity: let's just have fun with it!!!
Hot n' Cold: does anyone know where the laundry room is
Falloutboi: First floor, along with the common room
Hot n' Cold: thanks... izuku is lazy and won't get the laundry.
Acid Trip: 'Izuku'? you're calling him that now?
Pika Pika: mina! Sero's bullying me!!
Acid Trip: It's your fault your boyfriend is mad at you
what is tape: He ate my pudding
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: yeah bye
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left [Class 1-A]
Furry™ added LORD EXPLOSION MURDER the chat to [Class 1-A]
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: LET ME LEAVE
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left [Class 1-A]
Furry™ added LORD EXPLOSION MURDER the chat to [Class 1-A]
Furry™: Bakugou please stay in the chat
No: don't try nezu
Red Riot: Bakubro!!!
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: I'll stay
YEAHHHHHHH has added sleep ™ to [Class 1-A]
sleep™: Da- wait where are we?
YEAHHHHHHH: the 1-A chat Hitoshi
sleep™: oh
YEAHHHHHHH: NEZU~~~~~~
smol might: has anyone seen my binder?
sleep™: no why?
Pika Pika: mines missing too!
Acid Trip: I'm missing a bra. it was my favourite too!!!
No: i don't want to hear this. only call me if someone is throwing another out a window.
Furry™ has left [Class 1-A]
YEAHHHHHHH has left [Class 1-A]
No has left [Class 1-A]
YEAHHHHHHH added Jersey Girl to [Class 1-A]
smol might: Hitoshi?
sleep™: Yes midoriya
sleep™: i see you lingering todokidoki
Jersey Girl changed Hot n' Cold's name to Todokidoki
Todokidoki: can you both come to my room
sleep™: omw
smol might: omw
Jersey Girl changed [Class 1-A]'s name to [Class 1-Gay]
Jersey Girl: Nico Nico Nii binch
Pika Pika: All confused people rt
smol might: rt
Todokidoki: rt
Naruto?: rt
Pika Pika: rt
what is tape: rt
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: rt
Red Riot: rt
Tentacrule: rt
Falloutboi: rt
Creati: rt
Dat boi: rt
ucantseeme: rt
Acid trip: rt
BoomboomPow: rt
Uravity: rt
Jersey Girl: oi Hitoshi im stealing coffee from your room
sleep™: no! take nacho!
Jersey Girl: fine. but you owe me an actual coffee!
Jersey Girl has gone offline
sleep™: Jersey Girl is my adopted sister
smol might: makes some sense?
[an hour later]
smol might: Um?
sleep™: what's going on?
smol might: I might have just seen the rat child dragging a bag of underwear into his room.
sleep™: .....
smol might: i think i saw my black binder in there
smol might: can you and shouto come here, please?
sleep™: omw
Todokidoki: omw
Jersey Girl has come online
Jersey Girl changed Jersey Girl's name to Ayaneru
Ayaneru: first off. I like to sleep. Secondly, I'm telling dad. thirdly, you are valid children
[Family o'cats]
Ayano-chan: hey dad
Yell dad: yes?
Ayaneru: first of all when can hito and I reveal the fact that you and dad are our dads?
Ayaneru: Secondly, the rat child was seen dragging a bag of underwear and other clothes to his room.
Ayaneru: An article of clothing that was seen was midoriya's binder (one of the three?)
Sleep dad: let me and 'zashi think about it.
Sleep dad: I will tell nezu as well as confront the grapist.
Yell Dad: what do you want for dinner?
Ayano-chan: Curry!!!!
Hitoshi-Chan: im up for curry. but im with izuku and shoto right now
Hitoshi-Chan: can i tell them?
Sleep dad: Are they the two you wish to date?
Hitoshi-Chan: well im not dating them, but they have trusted me with their biggest secrets...
Sleep dad: who are the ones you wish to date then?
Hitoshi-Chan: Denki and sero...
Sleep dad: i see
Ayano-chan: i guess ill tell Patel-chan and Lee-chan then
Sleep dad:?
Ayano-chan: my boi's
Yell dad:?
Ayano-chan: Solace. The sun boi. the one who literally glows
Ayano-chan: and
Ayano-chan: Lee. Bass Drop boi. the one who dances better than Otō-san
Yell dad: right!! them!!!! let me ask shouta.
Yell dad: so shouta fell asleep, he said you both can reveal us, only to the class.
Hitoshi-Chan: alright
Teachers:
Jersey Girl / Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Students:
smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto
Naruto? = Iida Tenya
Pika Pika = Kaminari
what is tape= sero
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou
Tentacrule = Shouji
Falloutboi = Tokoyami
Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo
Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui
ucantseeme = Hagakure
Acid trip / alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
Uravity = Uraraka
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
((i didnt include them all cause thats too hard))
Chapter 3: Common World Domination (S/P)
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S = Students, P = Private, T= Teacher
[Class1-Gay]
Ayaneru: I. what
sleep™: Ayano. dont
Ayaneru: but. what. How? when?
sleep™: Ayano. no
Ayaneru: do you have 2?
sleep™: yes
Ayaneru: i've got one.... :(
sleep™: add him
Ayaneru: he goes to Ketsubutsu Academy High School tho..
smol might: wait what
sleep™: ayaneru was talking about me having sero and denki as my boyfriends, and then she was sad for only having one.
sleep™: her boyfriend goes to Ketsubutsu tho
smol might: oh. add him anyways
Ayaneru: fine
Ayaneru added Solace to [Class 1-Gay]
Solace: Ayano?
Ayaneru: who tf else Patel
Solace: Hitoshi?
sleep™: hi
Solace: okay.....
Ayaneru: this is a UA class 1-a chat.
Ayaneru: but its clearly flawed cause my dads are in it. the prinicpals in it? and now you are
Ayaneru: im in class 3-A
Solace: Fukukado-sensei might get mad at me
Ayaneru: you are a 3-A student Miyamura
Solace: but.
Ayaneru: call him Patel.
Solace: Ayano please use my name
Ayaneru: Ravi~~~~
Solace: Ayano!!!!!
Ayaneru: what.
Solace: are your Dasfsdfsdgfd
Ayaneru: no speaking
Solace: okay :(
Ayaneru: anyways we should sleep....
Eijiro: please do
Eijiro: please don't wake katsuki
Eijiro: i just got him to sleep
Acid Trip: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eijiro: Mina
Acid Trip: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Eijiro: Mina
Eijiro: ill tell you later
Acid Trip:( ° ͜ʖ °)
Teachers:
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Students:
smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto
Naruto? = Iida Tenya
Pika Pika = Kaminari
what is tape= sero
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou
Tentacrule = Shouji
Falloutboi = Tokoyami
Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo
Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui
ucantseeme = Hagakure
Acid trip / alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
Uravity = Uraraka
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Chapter 4: Happy Days (T/S/P)
Summary:
Mineta is dead
Chapter Text
Furry™: I'm already doing the paperwork. Mineta is no longer in 1-A, he was expelled.
Creati: Thank you Principal Nezu
Furry™: No problem Ms.Yaoyozoru
Private message
Acid trip: so Kirishima?
Eijirou: i
Eijirou: well...
Eijirou: Katsuki's parents were pretending like he wasn't dating me and told him some bad things.
Eijirou: And he kinda blew up a bunch of stuff, and screamed a lot.
Eijirou: I think it took 2 hours to calm him down and another two to get him to sleep.
Acid trip: well fuck.
Acid trip: I thought Y'all did a fuck but Nah.
Acid trip: I'll tell Aizawa that you guys won't be in tomorrow.
Eijirou: thanks... we need it...
Acid trip: #No
Acid trip: could you come online?
No has joined [Class 1-Gay]
No: What
No: I'm eating breakfast
Acid trip: um... well
No: if midoryia broke his arm don't tell me
Acid trip: no it's not that...
Acid trip: Bakugou and Kirishima won't be coming to class today
No:...
No: send me the reasons
Between [No] and [Acid trip]
Acid trip: Katsuki's parents pretend like Kiri doesn't exist or when they do, it's as katsuki's friend and not boyfriend
Acid trip: His parents pretend like their son is straight
Acid trip: they pretend like he is normal.
No: I...
No: ...
No: Mic and I will have a word with his parents
Acid trip: Are you two together?
Acid trip: Cause I've seen the rings :)
No: Don't tell anyone - including the media - and ill give you full marks on your next test even if you fucked it up badly
Acid trip: my lips are sealed, sir!
YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta?
YEAHHHHHHH: I've got a question
No: Yeah?
No: what
No: I'm kinda busy Hizashi
YEAHHHHHHH: um.
YEAHHHHHHH: one of my hearing aids is on the floor in pieces
YEAHHHHHHH: the new teacher saw them in my ears and pulled one out
YEAHHHHHHH: he stepped on it.
YEAHHHHHHH: i... shouta...
YEAHHHHHHH: help?
No: Give me a minute.
No: ill be there in a sec 'Zashi
No: where are you?
YEAHHHHHHH: teachers lounge
No: I'm bringing two students who need comfort
YEAHHHHHHH: alright?
Teachers:
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
No = Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic/Yamada Hizashi
Students (In this chapter):
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou
Creati / lesbionage = Yaoyozoru
Acid trip / alien = Mina
Chapter 5: Matryoshka (S)
Chapter Text
[Ayaneru] added [kokobop] to [Class 1-Gay]
Kokobop: ayaneru wtf is this.
Ayaneru: well this is Hitoshi's class along with the principal, Ōto-san and Papa.
Kokobop: ah makes fucking sense
Kokobop: wait istg if you added me here to get me on this principal's side i might have to kill you and tell the Chinese mafia to bury your body and make sure it never gets found
Ayaneru: I promise, I only brought you here to meet Hitoshi's classmates (other than Katsuki)
Kokobop: oh ffs Park soo-ro you dragged me here to make more friends of my age group.
Kokobop: didn't you?
Kokobop: you fucking asshole!
Pika Pika: wow Ayano-senpai.
Pika Pika: they swear more than Bakugou!
Acid trip: oh!!!!!!!!!!
Acid trip: THEY DOOOO
Acid trip: WHO IS THIS AYANO-SAN!!!!
Kokobop: I fucking hate you Soo-Ro.
Kokobop: When you fucking die, I'm gonna make sure that the mafia dumps your body in the Chinese sea.
Kokobop: either that or dump your body in northern Russia and say that a polar bear killed you
Ayaneru: wow someones really being an asshole today
Ayaneru: Ya know. I expected this.
Ayaneru: well #No, #YEAHHHHHHH. if I'm not home tonight, assume that the yakuza or the Chinese mafia killed me
No: i will kill you before the mafia even find Ayano.
No: and that is a threat
Kokobop: Oof.
Kokobop: not gonna upset the dad-man
Kokobop: fuck this shit im out
Kokobop: nuh uh.
Kokobop: he fuckin trained my boss nope
Kokobop: nope nope nope
YEAHHHHHHH: shouta wtf
Katsuki: 啊你好姚!*
Kokobop: かつき!
Katsuki: so you're alive an' kicking i see
Kokobop: same to you, Katsu!
Katsuki: i might need you to threaten/murder someone for me
Kokobop: oh who
Katsuki: my parents
Kokobop: I gotchu' donut worry the mafia, yakuza and beehive have yo back.
todokidoki: Can you murder my father as well?
Kokobop: who tf hurt you and why?
todokidoki: i love the todoroki name an' all but
todokidoki: FUCK ENDEAVOR
Kokobop: yeah the mafia's got yo back as well m8
Kokobop: oi Soo-ro add Kim Aatikah or Lee
Kokobop: I can stand them better than most of these fucks
Ayaneru: ill add lee.
Ayaneru: he'll understand better
Ayaneru: but fuck no. I'm not adding Aatikah
Ayaneru: she doesn't need her text to speech app reading all of these threats
Kokobop: oh shit you right
[Ayaneru] added [wotm8] to [Class 1-Gay]
wotm8: 왜 이래야하고 왜 여기 있니?
Ayaneru: 이것은 카츠키의 수업이고 야오는 내가 너를이 헛소리에 추가하길 원했다.
wotm8: 내가 참조. 잘 씨발 너 야오
Kokobop: well fuck you too lee
Kokobop: I thought that you interacting with 'other people your age' was a good idea
Kokobop: FUCK YOU SOO-RO!
Ayaneru: You're fucking lucky that Papa hasn't said anything about this yet
Ayaneru: You're fucking lucky that Ōto-san hasn't said anything either!
No: Ayano.
Ayaneru: yes Ōto-san?
No: your fucking grounded
Ayaneru: wait why
No: you told us you didn't have a Korean name
Ayaneru:...
Ayaneru:...
Ayaneru: #YEAHHHHHHH
Ayaneru: can i not please
Ayaneru: Lee and yao are arriving tomorrow for a temporary stay
Ayaneru: please?
YEAHHHHHHH: shouta isn't budging. sorry hun.
YEAHHHHHHH: he's being a meanie.
YEAHHHHHHH: at least he's letting you pick them up and bring them to their hotel :)
Ayaneru: well fml
Ayaneru: how many days?
Ayaneru: nvm. how many years?
No: two weeks
No: you can't go to hang out with friends outside of school and when school ends. you come home.
Ayaneru: nvm this is fine lol
notes, translate :)
啊你好姚!= Ah Hello Yao
かつき!= Katsuki!
왜 이래야하고 왜 여기 있니? = wtf is this and why am i here
이것은 카츠키의 수업이고 야오는 내가 너를이 헛소리에 추가하길 원했다. = this is katsuki's class and yao wanted me to add you to this bullshit
내가 참조. 잘 씨발 너 야오 = well fuck you yao
Teachers:
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Students:
smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto
Naruto? = Iida Tenya
Pika Pika = Kaminari
what is tape= sero
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou
Tentacrule = Shouji
Falloutboi = Tokoyami
Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo
Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui
ucantseeme = Hagakure
Acid trip / alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
Uravity = Uraraka
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Ayaneru =Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Chapter 6: Quick Note: Yao and Lee
Summary:
A quick note on Yao and Lee! So you know who they are!
Chapter Text
wotm8 is a character I have created by the name of Lee Chanyeol, His hero name is Beat Drop. His quirk is the ability to create a sound wave upon hitting any object, including other people. So in theory, a wave/quake of sound that could potentially trip or injure an enemy/Villain. Quirk Looks: like Present Mic's when he yells, Image example, the circles at least, But the circle's - or whatever they are??!?!? - would be a white/clear colour. The 'drop' would only be used through his feet or hands. His inspiration was 'Lucio: Overwatch'.
Kokobop is another character that I have created by the name of Wei Yao. Yao is known as a 'Search and Rescue Hero'. Her quirk is the ability to 'look' through any item of technology and 'find' the person she has been sent to look for. The quirk only comes into play if she can have/hold on to /see an image of who she is looking for. Quirk Looks/Structure: Like Ene from 'Mekaku City Actors' she can 'go into' others phones, tv's, tablets and any other device connected to the internet or using data. Her Quirk has a 6-hour max limit and a 5-minute min limit. Yao, because of her quirk and her family connections, she is a member of the Chinese mafia, as well as the Yakuza. More or less she makes sure that their people don't get taken by the police while staying on the good side of the police. Her Inspiration was 'Ene: Mekaku City Actors'
Chapter 7: Hawks gets drunk and Midoriya freaks out (S)
Chapter Text
Ayaneru: So i thought about this for a while and thought it might be a bad idea
Ayaneru: but considering Yao hasn't killed anyone yet
Ayaneru: and Lee won't be social
Ayaneru: ill be adding them
Kokobop: don't you dare
Kokobop: don't you fucking dare
Katsuki: istg Ayano no
Katsuki: are you adding Ahiro and Tooru?
Katsuki: cause that's gonna go south so fast
Ayaneru: idgaf
Pika Pika: who are you adding?
Pika Pika: wait ahiro will be added!!!
sleep™: what about it?
Pika Pika: well i might be friends with ahiro
Pika Pika: but we don't really talk much cause i know that they are busy
Ayaneru: i
Ayaneru: ahiro is never busy wtf you going on about?
[Takahashi] has been added to [class 1-gAy]
[Ahiro] has been added to [class 1-gAy]
[Takahashi] has changed their name to [Plants are cool]
Plants are cool: fuck you ayaneru
[Ahiro] has changed their name to [murder]
murder: i see that tokoyami is in the list of people in the chat
murder: where is that boi
Murkrow: hello again Ahiro-san
murder: my brother has trained you well
Murkrow: not really?
Murkrow: he told me that he accepted me cause we were 'bird bros'
Murkrow: after you had left Japan he was really sad
Murkrow: now i guess he's fine?
murder: shit
murder: i just got a drunk text from him
Plants are cool: ooooooo show me tooru!!!!
Plants are cool: please!!!!
murder: i am so whipped for you
murder: GDI
murder: fine
murder: [sent image: takeshiisdrunk.img]
murder: he isn't responding...
murder: i think he is with 'Davbi'?
murder: and all i can think is that they might be frickle fracking
Ayaneru: omg
Ayaneru: OMG
Ayaneru: HITOSHI
sleep™: wot
sleep™: omg
sleep™: from what i can gather
sleep™: #murder thinks that 'Takeshi' is doing the frickle frack with the pyro villain Dabi?
sleep™: #icyhot
Icyhot: can confirm
Icyhot: even if Dabi is now a villain,
Icyhot: we still love him
Katsuki: so your fucking saying
Katsuki: that DABI
Katsuki: THE VILLAIN WHO TOOK ME
Katsuki: IS YOUR BROTHER??!?!
Katsuki: YOU LITTLE SHIT
Icyhot: uh yeah
Icyhot: its common knowledge.
Icyhot: we all hate dad
Icyhot: Fuyumi knew it was Toya when she saw him
Icyhot: after that, we all had a 'hey look we hate dad lets meet up n' talk shit about him' thing
Icyhot: i can't fully trust him but hey at least i got my brother back
smol might: what's going on?
smol might: I just woke up
smol might: wait wait wait wait wait wait
smol might: IS THAT AMAIMON AND CROW
Katsuki: yes
murder: no
Plants are cool: no
Wotm8: rip tooru and Kaoru
Kokobop: big mood
characters in this chapter
Students:
smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki/Icyhot = Todoroki shoto
Pika Pika = Kaminari
LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Falloutboi/Murkrow = Tokoyami
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol
Kokobop = Wei Yao
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru
murder = Ahiro Tooru
***see UA. SKD for details and background***
Chapter 8: Secrets and Sleepy Times (P)
Summary:
Some private messages.
Chapter Text
private chat: secret times
sleep™: [Sent: midostopplz.img]
sleep™: [Sent: goforitmido.img]
sleep™: ? is it really okay?
Ayaneru: omg
Ayaneru: ill check for him...
Ayaneru: [Sent: goforitmido.2.img]
sleep™: he's crying
sleep™: he's too happy
sleep™: he hasn't been this happy since, and i quote
sleep™: "when i got my first binder and started T"
sleep™: really you made his night
sleep™: all might came to see why Mido was crying and Mido replied: "im meeting my two favourite heroes!!"
sleep™: all might be hella confused till I quietly said "the Korean ones at least"
sleep™: he's asleep now
sleep™: good night Ayano
Ayaneru: night Hitoshi, can you make sure that shouto feels alright?
sleep™: why?
Ayaneru: he seemed off today, after the mention of 'Dabi' and 'Toya'
Ayaneru: I hope he's okay.
Ayaneru: may i suggest a three-way sleep over in your room, mido, you and shouto?
sleep™: that.
sleep™: is a good idea
sleep™: and um nee-san?
Ayaneru: yeah?
sleep™: are you and Lee ever going to date?
Ayaneru: im not sure, solace and I am....
sleep™: right... platonic?
Ayaneru: maybe? I'd like to date both? like completely asexually, and i know that the two of them are calling their relationship as 'friends with benefits' thing
Ayaneru: i think im gonna do it
Ayaneru: im gonna convince them to date me
sleep™: well, its time to sleep
sleep™: good night Ayano
Ayaneru: night hitoshi
characters in this chapter
Students:
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Chapter 9: Ungodly hours. Feat Present Mic (P)
Summary:
The art belongs to @queenofliz4rds on tumblr
Chapter Text
Chat: Good beats and ungodly hours
1:00 am
murder: does anyone
murder: here is
murder: gay?
ringring: why are you awake Ahiro?
murder: why are you
murder: Yamada-san?
ringring: Radio show
murder: makes sense
Plants are cool: Tooru? are you alright?
murder: yep. just ya know, home, dad wanting me to gie
murder: sorry
murder: give up on dating you
murder: cause its not 'appropriate for any of my sons to date other men'
murder: and that he's setting up a fucking
murder: fuck i hate him
murder: he is setting up a MARRIAGE CONTRACT
murder: for Takeshi and I
murder: i
murder: fuck
murder: i don't want to marry a stranger
murder: let alone a random girl who will be nothing but rich and wanting me to buy her everything
murder: fuck that.
murder: .....
ringring: are you alright?
ringring: I can and will stop him
ringring: you don't live at home and you haven't in how many years?
murder: 6 years
ringring: he has no control over you or what you choose
Murkrow: I don't want to suddenly alarm anyone, but i can't find any children's Advil and i have a huge headache
sleep™: you can't swallow pills right?
Murkrow: that is true
sleep™: grape, blue raspberry or berry
Murkrow: wow um
Murkrow: thanks?
Murkrow: grape is fine
sleep™: k unlock yo door cause im here
Murkrow: I hope you don't have to marry anyone other than a partner of your choosing Ahiro-san
Murkrow: we can talk later?
murder: that would be nice
ringring: and ill talk to shouta.
ringring: please do try to sleep at some point
ringring: and Hitoshi?
sleep™: yeah?
ringring: please take your insomnia meds
sleep™: good night dad
ringring: night
characters in this chapter
Teachers:
YEAHHHHHHH/ringring= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Students:
Murkrow = Tokoyami
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Korean UA students
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru
murder = Ahiro Tooru
***see UA. SKD for details and background***
hey in every few chapters imma post cool fanart cause people need love - OverWorld
Chapter 10: The Milkmaid (P)
Chapter Text
HEY MAMA (Team K)
Ayaneru: I hate you so much lee
Wotm8: why?
Wotm8: is it cause I took Ravi's innocence?
Ayaneru: hell no.
Ayaneru: i don't really care about that, do as you wish
Ayaneru: but i haven't slept in nearly 12 hours!!
Solace: im sorry if we kept you up Ayano
Ayaneru: god you moaned so loud
Ayaneru: i don't need to hear you guys doing the frickle frackle.
Plants are cool: at least Ahiro and I are quiet
Ayaneru: you honestly aren't any quieter. But since you now have a completely soundproof room, it is a lot quieter, i can still hear through the door and floor. if you forgot that im one floor below you?!?!?
Kokobop: wait a fucking second. You guys are fucking? Is that why i never Sleep???!?!?!?
Ayaneru: yep...
murder: at least Y'all don't hear shouts of 'Touya!!!!!' every night!
murder: every night im home they do it. Every night im not home, they are doing it!
Ayaneru: Papa and Ōto-san have date night 2 Fridays a month, but during those two Fridays we can't be in the house.
Ayaneru: they nicely ask us to stay over at a friends house.
murder: that is very true...
Solace: i do try to stay fairly quiet but Lee was asking...
Ayaneru: it's fine.... just remember that we aren't the only ones in this building.
Ayaneru: my brother texted me this morning and asked if Ahiro and Kaoru were the ones doing the frickle frack.
Ayaneru: I politely told him no and that they will be reminded.
Ayaneru: just look
Ayaneru: [goddammit.jpg]
Quick note, Ayano in chapter 3 common world domination, only had one boyfriend. Since then Solace and Lee have met and are now dating leaving Ayano alone. Although Ayano is now dating Yao. Yao is Bi, Ayano is Asexual, Kaoru is Gay, Ahiro is Pan, Ravi is Pan, and Lee is Gay.
Solace is Ravi Patel, Ravi is from India but now lives in Japan. Ravi is the eldest in his family, his mother is from India while his father is Japanese, both believe strongly in their religions. His father is a monk at a temple in Japan. His mother moved to Japan to live with him. Ravi or Solace (hero name) is religious, not as much as his parents. His parents support his relationship with Chanyeol and believe that Ravi is allowed to do whatever he believes is right.
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol
Kokobop = Wei Yao
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru
murder = Ahiro Tooru
Solace = Ravi Patel
Chapter 11: Aizawa-Yamada Fam is in America and all might has to be a dad for the class (T/S/P)
Summary:
Ayano really hates american heros
Chapter Text
No: stay on your best behaviours
No: reminder
No: i can see this chat, you idiots
YEAHHHHHHH: shouta don't call them idiots
YEAHHHHHHH: none of them are dumb!!!!
No: except you
Furry™: Stay safe on your trip Eraser
STRONK: I will try my best to watch over them
[private teacher conversations]
STRONK: Eraser-san?
No: here are the rules and list of things to watch for
No: cause my kids will try to kill each other
No: not just bakugou
STRONK: go ahead?
No: I hope you can remember this all.
No:
- if bakugou suddenly goes silent after a threat of him being bound like a monster, grab Kirishima and have them go see recovery girl
- if tsuyu is home sick she will flood a dorm bathroom.
- if midoriya and bakugou are fighting, let them figure it out
- if endeavour shows up, call me immediately (or mic, or nedzu)
- if any of my kids use their quirks and don't hurt themselves or others, don't tell me
- if one of them ends up in recovery girls office that isn't bakugou, midoriya or kaminari tell me (unless its mental health-related then always tell me)
- if any of the UA SKD kids start dying then contact #Dao_Katsumi
- only call me in case of emergencies
- if there is a villain attack tell Mic and I, but we may not be able to help
No: that's it
No: if i remember anything else i will tell you
No: oh btw, Ayano and Hitoshi will be on this trip. Ayano is bringing Crow and Amaimon with her, while Hitoshi will be video calling Sero and Kaminari every night.
[i need new friends]
Ayaneru: so ahiro how was school?
murder: can i please murder that kid
murder: I'll call up Dabi and he can kill him
murder: I just want that kid to fuck off
Tentacrule: excuse me for asking, but what happened?
Tentacrule: you seem rather upset and Fumi is worried
murder: so im in America rn
murder: and if you have a quirk over there, it's 1. rare and 2. you're called a meta-human or some bs like that
murder: so im sitting there, cloak on, covering my wings
murder: and this fucking idiot who calls himself "Flash" goes and pulls it off
murder: he said "you aren't allowed to wear that"
murder: like fuck you, you grade 10. I'm older and i don't give a shit
murder: so now the fucking American government is looking for me and wants me dead.
murder: #no can you fix this bull shittery?
No: I'm looking into it
No: legally they can't do anything.
No: as you are not an American citizen
No: but if they dare to keep you in a cell somewhere - or even attempt to kill you, then we will have to call in Freedom Diver, Highscore and Hawks
No: they have the most sway in the world right now
YEAHHHHHHH: technically Toshinori still has some sway in America
STRONK: I'd prefer not to go back there
Falloutboi: Ahiro-san
[Falloutboi] has changed their name to [raven?]
Raven?: if you need, I can tell Hawks-san about your situation
Raven?: never mind he's reading over my shoulder
Raven?: he just walked away screaming about how he needs to call his boyfriend and go to America immediately
Raven?: his boyfriend will need quite a bit of makeup to go on a plane...
YEAHHHHHHH: are you talking about a villain here?
YEAHHHHHHH: or a random person?
[todokidoki] changed their name to Icyhot
Icyhot: he's talking about Touya.
Icyhot: my older brother
Icyhot: who happens to be the villain Dabi
YEAHHHHHHH: am i concerned
YEAHHHHHHH: yes
YEAHHHHHHH: is hawks happy with his life?
YEAHHHHHHH: yes
Icyhot: I'm relaying the messages about ahiro-san's fate to Touya
Icyhot: his reply
Icyhot: [hahahahah.jpg]
murder: a guy with an eye patch tried to shoot me
murder: awe fuck
murder: Ayano come get me, midtown roof
Ayaneru: Got it
Ahiro's Day could have been better. It started with a kid claiming that he's inhuman and should be killed, leading the government to go after him. Legally they can't do anything right? Ahiro sighed and sat on the roof, where Ayano had conveniently appeared. "Let's fucking go." Ayano nodded and grabbed Ahiro's hand, teleporting them instantly.
They reappeared inside Stark Industries ((owo)). Which is where Present Mic had been all day. Mic - or Hizashi - ran up to them and pulled them into one of the empty conference rooms, one booked for him. "Shouta is looking into it. What happened?"
"Well it started fine, then that kid happened, and now, in the last 5 mins, A guy with an eye-patch tried to shoot me in the back. Can we please leave?" Ayano looked at her friend who was clearly upset, as Hitoshi walked in with Aizawa. "There is a man out front claiming to have seen you two enter the building. He's having it searched for you two. Hawks and Dabi are on a plane set to arrive in the next three hours." Ahiro nodded at Aizawa's words "If the guy out front tries to take you both with him then I will make sure that he know's that we are Japanese and that he can't do anything. No tests, No holding Cells, Nothing."
[Class Prezzes and Aizawa]
Creati: both Bakugou and Midoriya-san are having panic attacks.
Creati: Todoroki-san and Kirishima are calming them down now
Creati: All-might-sensei is worried about our health.
Creati: tsuyu-chan has continuously flooded the bathroom's
Creati: she says that it is because you are like a parent to us and Toshinori-Sensei isn't a good enough teacher.
Creati: is Ahiro going to be okay?
No: we are working on it
No: make bakugou and Midoriya some mint tea.
No: tell Asui that we will be back in a few days,
No: basically have the whole class go to the common room and have them eat baby cookies and drink caffeine free tea.
No: the baby cookies are on the top shelf next to Hitoshi's cereal box.
Creati: thank you, sir!
Furry™:
No:
YEAHHHHHHH:
STRONK:
Students:
smol might:
todokidoki:
Naruto?:
Tentacrule:
Raven:
Creati:
Dat boi:
ucantseeme:
sleep™:
Korean UA students
Ayaneru:
Wotm8:
Kokobop:
Plants are cool:
murder:
Solace:
Chapter 12: Interstellar - By Arbour and drkmnd
Summary:
Everyone is home, Ahiro doesn't want to ever see Americans again - except Pony, she's nice. Ahiro and Kaoru are now best friends with Spiderman - their other favourite American, and Ayano just wants a break.
Chapter Text
[Class 1-gAy]
Ayaneru: morning everyone
smol might: HOI
Furry™: welcome back
IcyHot: morning
Naruto?: Good Morning Ayano-Senpai!
Pika Pika: mornin~
what is tape: good morning?
Katsuki: hey
Eijirou: hello!
Hands: welcome back
Raven?: hawks is crying over my shoulder
Creati: oh dear
smol froggo: welcome home!
Cryptid: owo whats this?
alien: wait your home?!?!
BoomboomPow: finally
Uravity: Tsuyu!!!
sleep™: yes we are home
Wotm8: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg
Solace: relax
Kokobop: oh this is cool
Plants are cool: hello everyone
murder: hi
YEAHHHHHHH: WE ARE HOME~~~
No: yeah
Hands: Aizawa-san are you all home?
No: yeah
No: and we are never going back to America ever again
Naruto?: may I inquire why or?
No: the American government's safety unit
No: Called SHEILD
No: Believed that Ahiro Tooru, who is a member of Team K, is a mutant/Inhuman
No: i think you can figure out what happened after that
Naruto?: I see.
Naruto?: isn't it illegal for them to hold a citizen of another country hostage
Naruto?: that is - if they didn't do anything wrong per se...
No: Highly illegal
No: so UA has told the American Government, that they will no longer support the USA in any action towards supporting quirk users.
No: the USA is now trying to reason with us and we will not give in.
what is tape: so i cant visit my cousins?
No: you can. you will need to tell us in advance.
No: just temporarily no.
what is tape: uh... alright?
Katsuki: hey bird shit
murder: what
Katsuki: come to my room
murder: why?
Katsuki: we need to talk
Katsuki: bring your overgrown plant
murder: k?
characters in this chapter
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Students:
smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
IcyHot = Todoroki shoto
Naruto? = Iida Tenya
Pika Pika = Kaminari
what is tape= sero
Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou
Hands = Shouji
Raven? = Tokoyami
Creati = Yao-momo
smol froggo = Tsuyu Asui
Cryptid = Hagakure
alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
Uravity = Uraraka
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol
Kokobop = Wei Yao
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru
murder = Ahiro Tooru
***see UA. SKD for details and background***
Chapter 13: Bakugou and Ahiro bond over stressful situations
Summary:
Bakugou and Ahiro talk about stressful situations and support each other. Kaoru finds Mineta trying to break in and punts him away.
Chapter Text
Ahiro walked down the hallway towards Bakugou's room. Kaoru walks with him, holding his hand tightly. They arrived at the door and knocked, The door opened to reveal a tear-stained face bakugou, and Kirishima. They walked in and sat on the floor, no one spoke for a while. "Katsuki? I'll go?" he nodded at Kirishima, who took Kaoru with him, leaving Katsuki and Tooru alone.
[ Class 1-gAy]
smol might: is it a good idea to leave kacchan and Ahiro-san alone in a room?
YEAHHHHHHH: i'd say so.
YEAHHHHHHH: Bakugou may be very harsh, but he has warmed up to Ahiro.
YEAHHHHHHH: and I trust Ahiro.
smol might: i was going to go ask kacchan for my socks back, but i heard crying so ill say in the common room.
Pika Pika: wait?
Pika Pika: our resident explodo-man is crying?
alien: wait?
alien: your not dead?
Pika Pika: you can fuck off
alien: let people have feelings
Plants are cool: sorry if this is a bad time but i found something while on my walk
Plants are cool: its small, purple and talking about, and i quote "tiddies"
Plants are cool: who owns this child
BoomboomPow: thats Mineta, he was expelled from UA for being a creep, verbally and physically sexually harassing girls
Plants are cool: oh
Plants are cool: so i can punt him into space?
YEAHHHHHHH: as much i want you to Takahashi-Kun, please don't
YEAHHHHHHH: his parents will kill us
Plants are cool: oops
Plants are cool: i kicked him really hard
Plants are cool: i think he made it to a training ground, Beta?
Plants are cool: im going to go back to burning this spider
Hands: i thought you loved animals????
Plants are cool: its poisonous and tried to bite me
Hands: understandable have a nice day.
An hour had passed, Ahiro walked out of Bakugou's room. Tear stained faces, both wearing comfortable clothes. They walked into the common room and sat on the couch together, silent, but appreciating each other's silence. Kaoru came back with a purple stain on his hands but sat down in front of Ahiro on the floor anyways. Everyone slowly trickled in, joining on the other couches. A movie was turned on, and everyone was just enjoying everybody else's comfort.
Chapter 14: Amaimon has a fan, Mic cries, Yuna is Introduced
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[ We need a new chat name -D]
Plants are cool: im crying in the club
murder: why
Plants are cool: i have a small fan
sleep™: smol or Small?
Plants are cool: smol
Plants are cool: shes in 1-C with Ally
murder: oh!!!!! HER!!!!
Pika Pika: who?
Murkrow: Yuna Müller, the first year who made me cry
Hands: she gave you a flower????
Murkrow: dont
Icyhot: oh i know her
Katsuki: how, bitch.
Icyhot: before she went into foster care i met her at one of my Father's meetings.
soft: oh! are you guys talking about Yuna?
Katsuki: yes you fucking idiot
soft: well you know her don't you Kacchan?
Katsuki: of course i know her. We talk every day.
Katsuki: she made mic cry
Murkrow: how??//
sleep™: how??
sleep™: wait isn't she mute?
Katsuki: yeah
Katsuki: shes teaching me ASL
Katsuki: anyways, she walks up to mic an' i in the middle of one of our meetings
Katsuki: she just gives him a box - which had cookies in it - and she asks for him to crouch down
Katsuki: and she whispers??? something to him and burst into tears, within seconds midnight is in the room and also crying
Katsuki: so did she just fucking speak or am i crazy?
amaruq: no she's been speaking a few words recently.
amaruq: she told me, through sign that its because she feels more comfortable, but
amaruq: shes only saying 'hello' 'i love you' 'thank you' and 'bye bye'
amaruq: she can't form the words for anything else.
Icyhot: excuse me, but who the fuck are you
amaruq: Alaska.
Wotm8: wot class are you in?
Wotm8: cause idk you
Plants are cool: we know her Lee. She's the one with 10 dogs
Wotm8: wait really?
Plants are cool: yep
soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Icyhot = Todoroki shoto
Pika Pika = Kaminari
Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Murkrow = Tokoyami
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Hands = Shoji
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop
Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon
murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow
amaruq = Alaska / Ramona Foster
Notes:
Yuna Müller is a German/Japanese girl, who is mute. Her mother's quirk is vocal (The ability to sing at high pitches and temporarily remove others hearing), while her father's quirk is fire related (the ability to pick up and use fire from a source). She gained a combination between the two quirks.
She is able to scream (yes scream) at high frequencies, and pick up the fire (Not use it, Just picking it up). She will hum, instead of speak, as well as use JSL, DGS, and ASL.
Ally is a very VERY old OC of mine, Hero name: Alaska or 'Ally', Civ name: Ramona Foster. Quirk: Woof!, The ability to speak to dogs (The dogs can talk back and she hears it) (Wolves and Malamutes included)
Chapter 15: Emo club meet Yoru and his friends
Summary:
this is an Emo Club meeting. The main members are Midoriya, Todoroki, Shoji, Kouda, Shinsou and Tokoyami. Occasionally Yao, Kaoru and Ahiro join in. this meeting they do, and another member of class 1-C pops in.
1-C is an unexplained class, so i'm just filling it with OC's who are rad, all to be in search and rescue or to be a spy for UA.
Nakamura Yoru, Quirk: Necromancy. Can: summon spirits and demons as he sees fit. Cannot: raise the dead/create zombies. Honestly, he's like 'Nico' from the 'Percy Jackson series' and 'Diego' from 'Tobias and Guy'.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[Emo Club]
[3:40 pm]
Murkrow: does everyone have everything?
soft: I'm on my way with Shouto!!!
sleep™: Kouda is grabbing his cloak
○(・x・): omw rn
Hands: babe do you have enough chalk?
Murkrow: i've run out of red and purple
Hands: alright, let me finish my Micheals run.
Hands: ill be there in 10 minutes
sleep™: gucci
Icyhot: who or what are we planning to summon tonight
Murkrow: Astolf.
Murkrow: a demon who is one of the hardest to summon
Murkrow: we gonna do it
Hands: babe no
Murkrow: babe yes
○(・x・): chaotic neutral
sleep™: Did You Mean: Chaotic chaotic?
[9:00 pm]
○(・x・): we've summoned him
Plants are cool: oof id join but i just watched Necro walk out of 1-C with a pissed off/annoyed look on his face
Plants are cool: he just entered your building kouda
Kokobop: hes looking for Astolf
Kokobop: apparently they were 'hanging out' and 'making dinner' and 'i was gonna kiss his face but he fell through the floor'
Kokobop: he literally was making dinner with Necro and suddenly under Astolf a purple and white summoning circle appeared under his feet and he was fuckign gone
Kokobop: so rip yall
murder: i flew him over.
murder: Anabella is with him.
murder:
oh is this ahiros group? hahaha! your all so cute!!!
murder:
master will probably kill you all for taking my lord from him
murder:
your all fucked
soft: first of all
soft: who the fuck was that
soft: secondly
soft: Master? My lord???
spOops: hahahaha they would kill me if i called them that to their facesssss
spOops: its okay tho cause im already dead
murder: bella can you not
spOops: woops
murder: y'all need to not summon Astolf ever again.
Murkrow: we are going to be killed by his 'master'?
Murkrow: i am genuinely scared
Murkrow: chad is scared
Plants are cool: who the fuck is chad
Murkrow: dark shadow is chad
[Necromancer] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]
Necromancer: i can hear you fuckers
Necromancer: give me my boyfriend and never summon him again.
Necromancer: i was about to give him a kiss you fucks
Plants are cool: i tried to tell them
Plants are cool: but they don't listen
Necromancer: i will give you a pat
Plants are cool: fuck yeah
[Succ] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]
[spOops] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]
Succ: can we leave yet Yoru~~~~
Necromancer: yep!!!! just finishing up!!!
Succ: babe~ when were home can we please watch Super Natural and laugh at it???
Necromancer: of course!!
Students of UA:
soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Icyhot = Todoroki shoto
Murkrow = Tokoyami
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Hands = Shoji
○(・x・) = Kouda
Korean UA students
Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon
murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow
1-C and extras?
Necromancer = Yoru/ Necromancer
spOops
= Annabella (one of the ghosts that lives with Yoru and Astolf. She is the most tangible one and has no ill intent on anyone)
Succ = Astolf (he is an incubus/fire demon hybrid, who has fallen in love with yoru, and will protecc him. )
Notes:
Y'all are allowed to comment! even if its just a 'hey i like this, when are you planning to update?'
- i want to hear from yall.
- i want to hear your opinions on my Class 1-C OC's, namely, Yoru (and friends), Alaska and Yuna (feat. her doggos)
Chapter 16: Note: please read?
Chapter Text
[readers]
[Shoyo=writes] has joined the chat
[Shoyo=writes] has changed their name to [TheOverWorld]
[TheOverWorld]: Hello Readers
[TheOverWorld]: I'm so happy
[TheOverWorld]: you all are amazing!!!
[TheOverWorld]: Thank you so much for reading this!!!!
[TheOverWorld]: I am thinking of a new chapter and I'd like to know what you'd like to see!!!
[TheOverWorld]: I am posting this fanfic on Quotev, with the same writer name as I have here.
[TheOverWorld]: If you'd like your OC to be featured in this (They'd be placed in any of the second or third-year classes as well as 1-C)
[TheOverWorld]: I will try to write them the way you want me to, or you can write what you'd like them to sound like and say, and I'll make a chapter around that.
[TheOverWorld]: If you'd like to know what I listen to while I write these, I listen to "And That's Why We Drink" and "Welcome To NightVale" my two favourite podcasts. "And That's Why We Drink" is a Paranormal and True crime Podcast, while "Welcome To NightVale" is just plain weird and wonderful.
[TheOverWorld]:
I am so happy that I have Readers from the US, UK, Bulgaria, Canada, Australia, Norway, Romania, Poland, Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, Ireland, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Croatia, Singapore, New Caledonia, and Saudi Arabia! - ((on quotev i can see those stats))
[TheOverWorld]:
You're All Amazing People from so many different countries! ((even on ao3))
[TheOverWorld]: Please continue to support me!
[TheOverWorld]: You can contact me on twitter at Shoyo_Stans(Shoyo_Writes) or on Instagram at Hawks_Likes_Art(Krazed_Demon also works)
Chapter 17: Mina meets DJ PRISM and her crew
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[Class 1-gAy]
[5:00 pm]
Alien: kaminari you are no longer my friend
Pika Pika: W h a t
Alien: well today is my birthday and momo gave me tickets to go and see PRISM live
Alien: so our friendship is over
Pika Pika: sero Hitoshi come hugeth me
sleep™: OMW!!!
[1:00 am]
Alien: im screaming
Alien: thank you Yao-momo!!!!
[5:00 am]
Wotm8: wtf did i miss
Alien: i met PRISM, VIRUS and HOROSCOPE
Alien: i went to their concert...
Alien: im on PRISM's insta page rn
Alien: im gonna cry
Wotm8: huh
Wotm8: you finally met them all?
keyblade master: seems like she did
Solace: ah! i know VIRUS, they are cool!!!!
Alien: Σ( ̄□ ̄ || 〒 ||
mind seeker: im gonna be the chaotic chaotic here
mind seeker: and add them~~~
[Mind seeker] added [w8 right there] to [class 1-gAy]
[Mind seeker] added [am i sick???] to [class 1-gAy]
[Mind seeker] added [trust your horoscope] to [class 1-gAy]
[w8 right there] changed their name to [literal queen]
[Mind seeker] changed [trust your horoscope]'s name to [crab goes skree]
crab goes skree: omfg Kajitsu your so fucking savage
literal queen: hahahahahahahahhahahahha
am i sick???: what were we added to kajitsu-ah?
mind seeker: a chat that has your pink fan in it.
literal queen: wait
literal queen: is
literal queen: alien
literal queen: the pink one i met last night????!?!?
crab goes skree: fuckin' hell ryuko, yes. they are.
Alien: L(・o・)」
Alien: I am the pink one from last night ;-;
literal queen: CAN WE FUCKIN COLLAB IN A MUSIC VID?????
Alien: YES BITCH YES
Creati: I see my present went over well
BoomboomPow: wait, momo?
Creati: yes?
BoomboomPow: i don't want to seem like a money digger
BoomboomPow: but can we go see Cheat Codes live?
Creati: you are my girlfriend. i will try my best to get those tickets for you.
am i sick???: yall are fucking cute
am i sick???: ayo get me a womans or mans like this
literal queen: you are literally dating Tyler
am i sick???: yes.
am i sick???: that is true
am i sick???: but he's sick
am i sick???: so he won't succ my dicc
literal queen: can you not
am i sick???: no
murder: that's one whole mood @am i sick??
am i sick???: is your other sick?
murder: Nah. he's making tea
am i sick???: but he won't get on your dicc?
murder: he's waiting for me to get on his dicc
am i sick???: oof rip
literal queen: Jong-Hae you can't say that shit
am i sick???: why??/
literal queen: they are first-year high schoolers you fucking idiot
am i sick???: oh
crab goes skree: oh
literal queen: thanks for adding us but these two are not PG 13, im gonna be responsible for once and remove ourselves, Add us to another chat or something if you want
[literal queen] removed [am i sick???] from [class 1-gAy]
[literal queen] removed [crab goes skree] from [class 1-gAy]
[literal queen] removed [literal queen] from [class 1-gAy]
smol might: that was a shit show from start to finish
Pika Pika: MIDORIYA
Creati: MIDORIYA
BoomboomPow: MIDORIYA
alien: MIDORIYA
sleep™: MIDORIYA
Students:
Pika Pika = Kaminari
Creati = Yao-momo
alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop
murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow
Solace = Ravi Patel
keyblade master = Asuga
mind seeker = Eita!!!!
my good DJ children
crab goes skree = Lu Xinyi
literal queen = Tazumaki Ryuko
am i sick??? = Im Jong-Hae
Notes:
If there are any random spaces where there is no time stamp, please notify me. AO3 is randomly placing spaces in spots i didnt put them
Chapter 18: Liar Dance
Summary:
TEACHER ONLY CHAPTER WOW!!!!
TODOROKI FAM WILL COME NEXT CHAPTER
MAYBE ILL DO A VILLAN ONLY CHAPTER?
Chapter Text
[Is Dabi a Todoroki?]
Furry™: why are we even talking about this?
YEAHHHHHHH: Nedzu, it kinda makes sense?
Fireman: the Villan Dabi has not and will never be one of my children
the-suns-mom: midoriya and todoroki shouto say otherwise
No: are they theorizing?
the-suns-mom: yep
No: god dammit
the-suns-mom: and that Patel kid called me 'mom' by accident
the-suns-mom: he proceeded to cry
the-suns-mom: I've adopted him now
the-suns-mom: lets make it official Emi
don't laugh: which kid is this?
the-suns-mom: the one from India
don't laugh: Eraser the kid is ours
No: don't talk to me about it. I'm not the kid's teacher
No: if anything go talk to Dao. it's his kid.
father?: i was mentioned?
YEAHHHHHHH: OMFG KATSUMI YOUR NAMEEEEEEE
father?: my kids call me father and dad all the time by accident
father?: Yao and Ahiro do it on purpose cause their fathers are a s s h o l e s
father?: but one day Lee thought it would be funny to name me this so here i am
father?: anyways what did you want?
the-suns-mom: can we (emi and i) adopt/take Ravi Patel as our kid
father?: let me ask him... personally, i say no cause he's mine. but here at UA (JD), you can have him as your kid.
[father?] added [Solace] to [is Dabi a Todoroki?]
Solace: oh.
Solace: dad what did you add me too?
father?: Midnight and her girlfriend, Ms.Joke want to adopt you
father?: i know your parents are alive, but they want you as their kid
Solace: oh.
Solace: i mean, that would be nice!
Solace: my mum and dad are away in India, so I rarely see them
Solace: but i guess when I have winter or summer break while here in Japan, I could come live with you both?
the-suns-mom: yes please????
don't laugh: i might cry
don't laugh: please come stay with us when you have breaks
the-suns-mom: only when you cant go home to India or the break is too short for that!
Solace: yay!!!
Solace: im going to go tell Channie!!!
Solace: bye Dao-sensei!!!
[father?] removed [Solace] from [is Dabi a Todoroki?]
father?: that answers it. I guess
Tol n' Smol: can we go back to roasting Enji?
YEAHHHHHHH: go for it
Fireman: why are you 'roasting' me?
Tol n' Smol: your kids have PTSD you fuck
Fireman: from fighting their classmates? you must be joking.
Tol n' Smol: THEY HAVE PTSD BECAUSE OF YOU
Fireman: that is ridiculous
YEAHHHHHHH: hey babe want to share your input?
No: Enji
Fireman: Aizawa
No: let me lay some facts down before you respond to this.
No: Your child, Shouto, has nightmares of you. Yes. NIGHTMARES
No: whenever you call him, he has to sit next to Hizashi or I, because he is scared of you. He doesn't want to go home for breaks because he's scared that you will kill him during 'training'
No: If you don't get your fucking act together, I will take this to court. You know what? I'm Going to take this to court anyways!
YEAHHHHHHH: babe we dont have enough evidence.
YEAHHHHHHH: wait nevermind we do.
Ayaneru = Aizawa-Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi
Sanicc = Tensei Iida
the-suns-mom = Midnight / Nemuri
No = Aizawa Shouta/ Eraserhead
Snek = Uwabami
Tol n' Smol = Mount Lady
STRONK = All might/ Yagi-chan
Furry™ = Principal Nezu
Wood = Kamui Woods/ Shinji
Count Chocula = Vlad/ Blood Boi
Fireman = Endeavour /Enji Todoroki
Old Stronk = Grand Torino
father? = Dao Katsumi
don't laugh = Emi Fukukado (Ms.Joke)
Temporary adds:
Solace = Ravi Patel
Chapter 19: Dabi IS? a Todoroki????
Summary:
Todoroki FAM have a conversation, hawks is dating Dabi (somehow?) Todoroki Rei and Midoriya Inko are friends
Chapter Text
[todokidoki family]
IcyHot: can someone tell me why hawks is in the kitchen trying to work the stove?
icewoman: OH FUCK
A/C: i thought you all made sure that he was never left unsupervised?
summer: he said that he was "going to go get a gingerale" but never came back
summer: this is my fault isnt it?
A/C: yes
icewoman: yes
IcyHot: now can anyone explain the black haired fuck sleeping on the couch in the spare?? room?
bigbirb: SORRY ABOUT HIM~~~
bigbirb: Thats my s/o , i dont know if he wants to t a l k with you all or not?
bigbirb: he did tell me that the last time you all ' t a l k e d ' he ran away from home and became who he is today.
icewoman: so touya decided to come 'home', sleep on the couch in his room and not say hello?????!?!?
summer: wait thats touya????
icewoman: i mean yeah?
IcyHot: my brother who i didnt know about is a villain??????
bigbirb: he likes using the word 'chaotic chaotic' or 'not quiet vigilante but not quiet villain'
bigbirb: oof he woke up
[bigbirb] added [daddys'lil'monster] to [todokidoki family]
[daddys'lil'monster] changed their name to [toyota]
toyota: lol is enji in this?
bigbirb: he is babe
toyota: can i burn his face off?
bigbirb: you cannot, as i think some people here might want him alive, and by some people i mean no one in this house
IcyHot: this is weird....this is putting me off... hecc im gonna add izuku.
[IcyHot] added [Midoriya Izuku] to [todokidoki family]
[Midoriya Izuku] changed their name to [hecc]
Hecc: hecc?
IcyHot: that is a strong mood izuku
Hecc: why am i in this? why is hawks here? who is Toyota?
Hecc: who are these people shoto?
IcyHot: summer is my older brother Natsu, A/C is my mom Rei, icewoman is my older sister Fuyumi, bigbirb is self explanatory, and toyota is ..... my eldest? brother?
toyota: lmao i am shoto.
toyota: still not saying sorry for what dry hands mcfuck did, he wanted bakugou and hey, if i disobeyed id probably be dead
toyota: thank fuck that AFO is dead
bigbirb: babe.....
bigbirb: they don't know...
toyota: wait what
toyota: none of you told them? hahahahhhahahahahaha your lucky that i love you and that im not at that bar right now.
toyota: Toga wants to kill you btw
Hecc: awe hecc gotta go drink that bone breaking juice again
IcyHot: id rather you dont
Hecc: tell that to yagi-sensei then
IcyHot: you mean your dad?
Hecc: my dad is a fire breathing asshole who lives in america
IcyHot: my father is also a fire powered asshole who might be reading this chat
Burninhell: I do not appreciate what you are saying about me Shoto.
Burninhell: I've taught you better.
Hecc: then perish
IcyHot: can we ban father from this?
summer: please
A/C: yes
icewoman: yep
[toyota] has kicked [burninhell] from [todokidoki family]
[toyota] has banned [burninhell] from [todokidoki family]
toyota: being chaotic chaotic
IcyHot: Touya?
toyota: yes shoto?
IcyHot: are you the black haired blue fire fuck?
toyota: yes shoto.
IcyHot: may i meet you in person?
toyota: i mean sure? but Mum is the one who makes the final decision.
A/C: you may, shoto. Touya? please visit me more often.
toyota: i will try.
Chapter 20: ECHO
Summary:
A person from Ayano's past has decided to make an appearance.
sorry for there not being an update in a while, my life is a train wreak.
Chapter Text
[can you not -ayano]
ayaneru: can yall not please
sweet caroline: not what?
sleep?: we heard you guys fucking. we don't sleep and you know this
meow: you both need sleep and you didnt sleep?
ayaneru: i couldnt sleep because you were begging for hizashi's dick
sweet caroline: *error 404: hizashi.exe has crashed*
sleep?: like fuck ayano i know you hear takahashi fucking ahiro every week when your in the dorm right?
ayaneru: they dont stop. ever.
ayaneru: if you think that they aren't being dirty kinky fucks, then think again.
meow: every friday is date night. text us ahead of time if you want to stay home for that weekend. if you dont. you will hear shit you dont want to hear.
ayaneru: fair
[1:00 pm]
ayaneru: quick question.
ayaneru: WHY THE FUCK IS YUU STANDING INFRONT OF THE 1-A DORMS
ayaneru: IS THAT YUU? WTF????? WAS HE ADOPTED AFTER ME? WTF!!!!
meow: ..... no comment
[meow] added [go the fuck to sleep] to [can you not -ayano]
go the fuck to sleep: what
ayaneru: DID YOU ADOPT YUU???
go the fuck to sleep: who?
meow: the kid with the brown hair and red markings under his eyes
go the fuck to sleep: OOOOOOH MY CHILD
go the fuck to sleep: YEAH I DID AYANO
go the fuck to sleep: HES SO NICE OMFG
go the fuck to sleep: hes really quiet tho.
go the fuck to sleep: He has a quirk but wont show us.
meow: ?
ayaneru: if i remember correctly, he could find someone based on their smell.
ayaneru: he always told me that I smelt like rain and flowers.
[go the fuck to sleep] added [smeeel] to [can you not -ayano]
smeeel: mum?
go the fuck to sleep: yes Yuu?
smeeel: who are these people?
go the fuck to sleep: Meow is Aizawa, Sweet Caroline is his husband Hizashi, sleep? is Hitoshi - their son.
go the fuck to sleep: I suppose you might have an idea on who Ayaneru might be.
smeeel: ......
smeeel: ...
sweet caroline: has he crashed? or is he as quiet as Shoto?
ayaneru: the other son?
meow: ?
sleep?: yes.
smeeel: kuzekara ayano?
sleep?: wait ayano that was your last name before shota and hizashi adopted you?
meow: it was, she was ecstatic to get a new last name.
ayaneru: i'd rather not relive that time in my life Yuu-san
ayaneru: i mean its not like you were raped by your own father, while your mother did nothing about it, in fact she encouraged it.
ayaneru: the police never took me seriously and always thought I was lying even when showing them physical evidence.
ayaneru: not one person believed me till ralph took me away from them and took me to CPS, where i was placed in the adoption system, eventually meeting you.
ayaneru: its not like know that you can never trust a private conversation, alone in a room, away from your friends, with any male teacher or student.
ayaneru: i always have Yao in my phone, or Dao-sensei listening in, I cant trust anyone Yuu. I've just started trusting my new family, and i've had them for almost 5 years Yuu.
ayaneru: sdfkhjwemhasfjkrwnfdjkabhfjlasbnsjkaDNJFJS,D
sleep?: Aya-nee?
smeeel: did she just die?
ayaneru: HALLO THIS IS YAO.
ayaneru: I'VE GOTTEN HER TO FALL ASLEEP.
ayaneru: SORRY AIZAWA-SENSEI BUT IM NOW IN YOUR HOUSE
ayaneru: SHE WANTS CUDDLES FROM THE FAMILY BTW.
ayaneru: UM. SHES SORRY YUU. SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE CALLING HER BY HER OLD NAME.
ayaneru: IM YAO. CALL ME YAO. OR DYNASTY. EITHER WORKS. DONT FUCK WITH ME
ayaneru: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[5:00 pm]
sleep?: is yao gone?
meow: i kicked her out.
meow: now then
[meow] removed [smeeel] from [can you not -ayano]
[meow] removed [go the fuck to sleep] from [can you not -ayano]
meow: ayano deserves our love. living room now.
sweet caroline: IM RUNNING HOME
sleep?: in this house we stan Soft!Dadmic!prsent mic
meow: ill make some tea.
Chapter 21: REOL VOICE makes an appearance and Music community freaks out
Summary:
REOL, the Japanese singer is now par of this The Music community is made up of quirkless singers. I basically take Utaites and put them in a chat fic. have fun!
class 1-a comes into this as well
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[Music is life?]
Mafumafu: I heard REOL-san is back!
Amatsuki: wait.... REALLY?
Mafumafu: yep! I was working on 'Lemon' and I heard her singing in the next studio over.
Mafumafu: but I didn't see her.....
Urata: was REOL there with GIGA-P?
Sakata: probably not?
96neko: nah, she was hanging out with us..
deco*27: it was good fun seeing her again, Its sad that Wowaka-san, Samfree and PowaPowa-P werent around for it...
REOL: your making me sad again
Alien Queen: are you alright?
Kween: shes been in and out of the community recently Mina, so im not sure
Alien Queen: i know Ryuko but....
REOL: i should be alright, thank your for worrying Mina?
Alien Queen: Thats my name!
REOL: thank you for asking though!
Jack FM: Mina?
Alien Queen: Jirou?
Jack FM: oof i thought it was just me but heck its not.
Jack FM: P-Mic added me
Alien Queen: Ryuko added me.
Kween: lol y'all are fuckin hilarious
HOROSCOPE: whats been happening?
VIRUS: same^
Kween: Mina - the pink sister and Jirou - the jack girl, have no idea about this chat
VIRUS: wait what??? t h e y d o n ' t k n o w ? ? ?
HOROSCOPE: hey @Alien_Queen @Jack_FM , i n t h i s c h a t e v e r y o n e i s w h a t t h e i r n a m e s a y s
Jack FM: .....
Alien Queen:.....
Presentation Michael: why did you tell them.... >:(
Notes:
tipping my hat towards these creators
Chapter 22: Mic talks about Ayano to his family
Chapter Text
[Yamada Family]
famous child: I forgot to tell you all but Ayano is home!!
mum!: oh, your daughter?
father: the one that teleports dear.
not famous boi: so you have TWO kids Hiza'
not famous gorl: yeah.....
famous child: hitoshi and ayano!!!!
famous child: anyways Ayano is such a sweetie!!
mum!: tell us more about her then Hizashi.
famous child: alrighty :D
famous child: so Ayano is our eldest, her quirk is teleportation and she goes to UA SKD
not famous gorl: the Korean division? why???
famous child: i'm not sure myself. Shou' would know!
famous child: anyways, She's already been on TV
father: which one is she?
famous child: The one with the brown hair, brown eyes, wears sports jerseys alllll the time!!!
famous child: shes actually really nice!!! Really sweet!!! Next time we are in america i’ll make sure we visit!!!
not famous gorl: ‘ Zashi why the hell is your daughter on a team with a well known mafia criminal?!?!?!?
mum!: Wait your daughter is with a mafia member?
father: thats dangerous.
famous child: Dynasty isn’t bad!!! She hasn’t killed anyone in years……
famous child: BUT
famous child: She will tell us hero’s when there is a serious case of sexual assault happening somewhere - if the mafia knows about it that is - or she will tell us where the suspected pedophiles are!
famous child: I wouldn’t have placed Ayano on any other team though…. She makes everything function smoothly
[Dynasty] has added [Fly~] to the chat
Fly~: ah! Papa!!!
famous child: ayano what are you doing???
Fly~: Oto-san asked me to tell you “Hizashi, i need you to come home early, and help me with something”
famous child: is it friday?
Fly~: Yes papa
famous child: I’ll have to head home then… ill message you all later!!! Goodnight!!!
[Dynasty] has removed [Fly~] from the chat
[famous child] has gone offline
Chapter 23: Fuck endeavour
Chapter Text
[fuck endeavour]
Ayaneru: so im having a party in the dorm, watching movies and eating junk food for the next few hours?
Wotm8: im in, ill buy the pop
Kokobop: if there is several tubs of ice cream, the can we play truth or dare
Plants are cool: can we play CAH?
Murder: im in
Solace: whats CAH?
*insert run here*: Cards Against Huminty, and yes we can do this
keyblade master: fuck yeahHHHH
mind fucker: ill be at Yuna’s so have fun!
Wotm8: whats this whole party about?
Ayaneru: the desctruction of Endeavour
*insert run here*: Oh right he went to court and no longer is allowed to have children in his home
*insert run here*: cause he abused his children.
Solace: i knew it
Solace: I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTTT
Murder: .......
Murder: Ravi did you get any sleep last night?
Solace: No because i heard you moaning over Kaoru's dick
*insert run here*: I know that y'all fuck but can you not?
mind fucker: I know that your in a relationship with Asuga and want to fuck but can you not?
keyblade master: lol my borthday is next week fuck off
Ayaneru: Lets get back to party planning over 'the desctruction of Endeavour'
Wotm8: Noted
Kokobop: either way i'm telling mic about this
Plants are cool: I'm telling Icyhot then
Ayaneru: fine by me, invite all of 1-a if you wish, but igdaf
*insert run here*: nedzu has agreed that yall can party if you dont use quirks.
Ayaneru: cool.
This is a work in progress, i wasn't very motivated to write more sorry.... more will come soon!!!
Chapter 24: Midoriya throws a tree at Kaoru
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[This is the worst timeline]
Plants are cool: Midoriya I came out here to help you and honestly i'm feeling attacked right now
Hands?: midoriya i dont know how you could even make him feel this?
smol might: he was telling me to forget about my anger and to throw it out of my mind. but it doesnt work that way
Pika Pika: what even happened thats all i want to know
what is tape: oh please be better then denki's fence incident.
Katsuki: wtf did you do
smol might: I threw a tree at him.
IcyHot: ........
Naruto?: .......
Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS
what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Katsuki: what happened next?
Eijirou: babe no
Red: i see...
ucantseeme: I saw that happen, please continue!!!
Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
MTV: omfg midoriya
Pink:
sleep™:
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHHAH
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Plants are cool: :/
Murder: what did you do in return babe?
Solace: he beat him up
*insert run here*: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!
keyblade master: Hey eita wanna go play ddr?
mind fucker: sure.
Solace: yeah.... Izuku chucked the tree at Amaimon - who in return tied him up in vines and punched him.
Solace: both have bruises.
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHHAH
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Ayaneru: HAHAHHAHAHahahahhahah
Wotm8: AHAHAHHAHAHHA
Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA
Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS
what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[ 3:00 pm ]
Plants are cool: hey babe, if you mention this one more time today - you will face consequences.
Murder: ha, like what
[Private chat: succ?]
Kaoru: context for everyone else: a 1-A kid at UA.JD threw a tree at me and Tooru wont stop talking about it
Kaoru: now then - @Murder
Tooru: yes?
Kaoru: if you mention it one more time - no sex for the next month, AND you get really desperate for me, well - you must show me how much you need me.
Tooru: ..... yes sir......
Virus: omg this is the best thing to happen to me today!
Tyler: i literally sucked your dick five minutes ago after i was sick for a month and you had a blackout orgasm.
Virus: maybe so.
Yoru: ah.... Midoriya?
Astolf: i believe so master.
Kaoru: Midoriya.
Yoru: ah....
Notes:
Yes... Astolf calls Yoru Master, on purpose. He's been doing it since before they were dating. its just a demon thing.
Chapter 25: Vibrant_Greene Joined the chat
Summary:
So one of you cool readers messaged me on Instagram and asked me if im still taking suggestions for this fic - character wise. And well, heres that character - Enjoy!
- character owns to @east_lo_ on Instagram.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[JustDance~]
[Succ] has added [vibrant_greene] to [JustDance]
soft: Who are you?
vibrant_greene: I'm Easton Greene of 3-B, I can shape shift but not into specific people!
Icyhot: better than Toga.
smol froggo: oh that blonde girl, and hello Easton!!!!
vibrant_greene: Hi TSUYU!!!
Murkrow: ah hello easton
sleep™: bitch i want to sleep but dad is making me stay up to test my reflexes when im hella sleepy
Hands: thats shitty
○(・x・): !!!!!!!!!!
keyblade master: yes i see he swore Koda dont worry about it
Plants are cool: @Sleep™ at least your dad actually cares about you and didn't disown you
sleep™: thats fuckin true!!!!
murder: hey hitoshi if you got high i will not tell your dad or ayano but please give me some
sleep™: aight he went out for ice cream and would kill me if i passed out but come get this shit
murder: OMW!!!
Necromancer: so whats been happening?
spOops : your boyfriend , oh wait no "Daddy" finished sucking your dick off?
Succ: i will kill you
Necromancer: Ayo Ahiro send some of that weed my way.
murder: got it
spOops : did i say something wrong?
Necromancer: yes... you OUTTED MY FUCKING SEX LIFE ANABELL!!!
spOops : OH THATS RIGHT IM SORRY MY LORD!!
Necromancer: NO YOUR NOT
spOops : NO IM NOT
spOops : I SHALL GO 'HANG OUT' WITH THE OTHERS~~~
Necromancer: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TELL TOUYA
spOops : IT HAS BEEN DONE
Necromancer: YOUR GOING BACK TO THE GHOST REALM ANA!!!
spOops : OH FUCK
vibrant_greene: are you alright there Yoru?
Necromancer: could be better. Touya is blowing up my phone and im tempted to go and shank him in the stomach with my fist
vibrant_greene: are you sure thats a good idea?
Necromancer: yes
Necromancer: [wtftouya.jpg]
Notes:
This is a temporary update! i will update it further when i have a bit more time!!!
Chapter 26: Dao accidentally reveals that he is dating his student
Summary:
Dao is asked about his love life and accidentally reveals that he is with Asuga, who prompty explains why.
//these two are not fucking. they are keeping it above the belt - meaning that the clothes stay on ((Mostly)) and nothing sexual till Asuga is 20. She is currently 18//
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[Love is in the air~]
YEAHHHHHHH: SOOOOOOOOOOOO i heard y'all talking about me and Shouta today!!!!
Sanicc: ah.... right......
the-suns-mom: Tensei was jealous of your relationship goals.
Sanicc: NO I WASNT
No: You were. I could hear you
Sanicc: YOU WERENT ASLEEP?!!??
No: never assume im asleep unless you see 'zashi screaming and i'm not reacting.
the-suns-mom: so back to relationships, We know about Tensei's stuggling love life, but what bout yours
the-suns-mom: and by yours i mean @STRONK, @CountChocula, @Duh_ow_cat_sue_me,@Furry™ ?
STRONK: i well....
Furry™: That is private information that I'd rather not share, Kayama.
Count Chocula: hm....
Sanicc: Kan is fucking Ryou
the-suns-mom: HOLY FUCK REALLY
don't laugh: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
don't laugh: REALLLY?!?!?!
Count Chocula: .......yes....
Duh ow cat sue me: y'all fuckin crazy
Duh ow cat sue me: but if y'all want tea, Toshinori is seeing Ms.Midoriya!
STRONK: i THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU
Duh ow cat sue me: RULE #1 DONT FUCKIGN TRUST ME OR MY STUDENTS WITH SECRETS. ESPECIALLY YAO AND EITA.
don't laugh: oh shit your right! Eita told me that Ravi isn't as pure as we thought Nem!
the-suns-mom: wait what!?!?
don't laugh: uH yEAH!
the-suns-mom: wHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?
Duh ow cat sue me: Ravi is a sub and gets fucked (literally) by Lee Chanyeol.
YEAHHHHHHH: we dID NOT NEED TO KNMOW THISSSS
Duh ow cat sue me: Ayano also didnt need to know about you and Shouta fucking at 3 am on a saturday morning with shouta moaning about your dick but here we are
No: your just spilling all the tea now.
Sanicc: its because your not dating someone right?
Duh ow cat sue me: .......
Duh ow cat sue me: im actually in love and dating someone excuse me!
Duh ow cat sue me: shes so nice! and sweet! and gives me coffee every few days when i look like im not okay!
the-suns-mom: tHAT NEON GIRL DOES THAT FOR ME TOO
Duh ow cat sue me: no no, my student is just v nice.
No: why do you text like my daughter and son?
Duh ow cat sue me: because my S/O is 4 years younger than I aizawa
No: istg if your dating a minor
Duh ow cat sue me: nononononononononono!!!!!!!! they are legally an adult!
No: are they almost/are they in their twenties?
Duh ow cat sue me: ask me again in a year
No: okay.... so its legal, and they will be turning/will be twenty next year?
Duh ow cat sue me: yes eraser
YEAHHHHHHH: Shou! i know who hes dating!!!!!
Duh ow cat sue me: you promised
YEAHHHHHHH: i did....
YEAHHHHHHH: shouta is looking at me with *that* look
YEAHHHHHHH: i told him im sorry
Duh ow cat sue me: you betrayed me
YEAHHHHHHH: ILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU KATSUMI!
Duh ow cat sue me: tHEN PERISH
No: so.....
[10:00 am]
No: your dating one of your students who is in their third year?
Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back a year so she is in second year, but will be in third next year.
Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back because of her home schooling for all of elementary school.
No: will you share with the class who the student is?
Duh ow cat sue me: uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh
YEAHHHHHHH: do it or ill tell them
Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the-suns-mom: if you dont tell us i will make hizashi tell us!!!
don't laugh: im just here for the gossip
Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Duh ow cat sue me] has added [lonk and zelma] to [Love is in the air~]
lonk and zelma: what chat is this katsumi?
Duh ow cat sue me: the teacher chat
lonk and zelma: ahhhhhhhhhh
lonk and zelma: this is what Yao was talking about~
Duh ow cat sue me: im conflicted
lonk and zelma: you are an adult
Duh ow cat sue me: legally you are too!
lonk and zelma: yes but i am student
Duh ow cat sue me: fuck i hate you
lonk and zelma: no you dont
Duh ow cat sue me: no i dont...
Duh ow cat sue me: sigh fine
Duh ow cat sue me: this is my S/O
lonk and zelma: hola
No: hello there
YEAHHHHHHH: HELLO AGAIN!!!
the-suns-mom: hi?
don't laugh: hey hey!
Sanicc: memes?
STRONK: uh hello @lonk_and_zelma
Furry™: dao who is this?
lonk and zelma: OMFG YAO WAS RIGHT
lonk and zelma: SFSHDFJSLFHKWJR
lonk and zelma: yes i was 'score of course im right you fucking idiot
lonk and zelma: and can you not leave your clothes in the dryer?
lonk and zelma: Yao...... sigh
Duh ow cat sue me: she did that again.
lonk and zelma: yeah//////
lonk and zelma: as for who i am?
lonk and zelma: I'm Highscore! the Gaming Hero!
lonk and zelma: if you cant figure it out from there then your fucking stupid
lonk and zelma: and im looking at Midnight Sensei here.
the-suns-mom: uHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY
lonk and zelma: i called you stupid
the-suns-mom: YAMATO ASUGA YOU HAVE DETENTION WITH ME FOR THE NEXT TWO LUNCHES
lonk and zelma: lol there it is
No: i .....
YEAHHHHHHH: asuga?
the-suns-mom: oh fuck i was right
don't laugh: asdhhakjsdjksfdljlsd
Sanicc: memes.
STRONK: is this legal?
Furry™: this is legal.
Notes:
I have a twitter called @Shoyo_Stans, and I release some secret/extra info on there about certain characters or certain upcoming chapters! I also post memes and retweet Kpop stuff. so its some good times!
Chapter 27: Rowan Makes an appearance!
Summary:
Rowan from my work called "The CLAN" is appearing in this work! its a one shot like the haikyuu one that i never finished!
Chapter Text
[owo it me bitch]
Demon gods are real: where am i
Demon gods are real: who are you all?
murder: we are fucking crazy idiots
plants are cool: we are Heros with special abilities called quirks.
plants are cool: wbu?
Demon gods are real: i am a mom friend to a group of 7 idiots, of which 3 are lusting after each other, two are trying to date but one is oblivious to emotions, and then there is thw two who just want to watch the world burn, and then there is Lux and I.
Demon gods are real: its a good time
plants are cool: well im Takahiro and this is Ahiro
murder: sup fuckers
Demon gods are real: im Rowan, the 3 who are lusting are named Raiden, Urel and Ryuko. The oblivious fucks are Jayden and William, and the two who are watching the world burn are Alicia and Yilla. They probably will be joining us soon
Chapter 28: Life, Current things, and Whats Coming
Summary:
This is a note.
Chapter Text
[Hello again....]
NeonOrange: Hello everyone! I'm sorry about the slow-ish updates!
NeonOrange: I have Exams coming up for school so my updates will slow down quite a bit.
NeonOrange: life wise, i'm very busy these next couple of days, so you wont get any updates until about Tuesday or Wednesday around 5:00 pm EST
NeonOrange: currently, i found out that I passed my english credit recovery class ((i took the class last sem, and on exam from last sem i got a 77 so :/ no english exam))
NeonOrange: Whats coming is more chapters of "Group Chats - with Pro Heros" of course, as well as a properly edited and better written version of "The Memorer" from my Quotev. I will also be rewriting "The CLAN" and my unnamed Noragami, D.Gray-Man inspired fic, My harry potter styled fic and "Exponent Zero".
NeonOrange: Anyways!!!! I'll update when i can!!! please enjoy my other works while this one is put on hold!
[[[[[incoming themes mentioning suicide]]]]]
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UPDATE REQUIRED
UPDATE?
YES <----
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SYSTEM UPDATING
SYSTEM RESTART
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[June 26th, 2019]
NeonOrange: so,,,, a lot of stuff has happened recently. I'm on a Semi-Hiatus with writing my works because of whats happened.
NeonOrange: you may be wondering, Shoyo (OverWorld)? Whats happened?!?!?
NeonOrange: Exams have happened recently, and on the past Friday, a friend wasn't at his exam and wasn't seen all weekend.
NeonOrange: He wasn't at his fourth period exam on Monday either.
NeonOrange: at some point between the 21st and the 24th, He committed Suicide.
NeonOrange: we had our first class together this semester. he was one of the few people I knew long before the class has started.
NeonOrange: in my mind he was like a brother to me, never showing anything other than pure happiness, sadness, tiredness and delight.
NeonOrange: He never showed how depressed he really was. we don't know what was going on...
NeonOrange: we were a class of 19 people, in which one kid never showed up and got kicked out (now 18) and the other would show up every 15 days.
NeonOrange: we now sit at a class of 17 people, we all knew everything about one another. We were almost like siblings of one huge family.
NeonOrange: But he left us. I hope that where ever he is now, he is happier.
NeonOrange: i may be on less and less for the next few weeks, but i will still be writing, maybe not posting right away.....
Chapter 29: DJ Trio has returned + Yao?
Chapter Text
[Sick beats]
Pika Pika: SICKKK
crab goes skree: BEATS
alien: BEATS
alien:
FUC
Eijiro: KATUSKI
Katsuki: EIJIRO
am i sick???: VIRUS
literal queen: HEY JONG-HAE GO SUCK ON KYLES DICK
am i sick???: HES SUCKING MINE
literal queen: FUCK
BoomboomPow: LUCKILY WE ARE IN SECOND YEAR AND THIS DOESN'T BOTHER US
sleep™: hey where is sero?
Tape King: henlo
sleep™: wanna succ?
Tape King: Please
Pika Pika: want two dicks Hito?
Pika Pika: at one time?
sleep™: please
Pika Pika = Kaminari
Eijiro - Eijiro Kirishima
Katsuki - Bakugou Katsuki
alien = Mina
BoomboomPow = Jiro
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop
murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow
Solace = Ravi Patel
keyblade master = Asuga
mind seeker = Eita!!!!
crab goes skree = Lu Xinyi
literal queen = Tazumaki Ryuko
am i sick??? = Im Jong-Hae
Chapter 30: Bi-derman has joined the chat
Summary:
yep. ayano has a flash back at the end of the chapter. it will be talked about
Chapter Text
[Hell]
[Bi-derman] has been added to [Hell] by [Ayaneru]
Ayaneru: hey hey
Bi-derman: a y a n o
Ayaneru: ye?
Bi-derman: w t f i s t h i s ? ? ?
Ayaneru: my school mates + team?
Bi-derman: oh okay!!!
Bi-derman: Please introduce yo selfs
soft: Midoriya Izuku / Deku - You can call me Deku!
Icyhot": Todoroki Shoto
Pika Pika: Kaminari Denki!!! Call me Kaminari plx
Katsuki: Bakugou....
Eijirou: I'm Kirishima Ejirou! Please just Kirishima though! Bakugou's first name is Katsuki, but i think he wants you to call him Bakugou!
Murkrow: my name is Tokoyami
sleep™: Shinsou Hitoshi, You remember me right?
Bi-derman: yea! your Ayano's bro!
Wotm8: im Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop...
Kokobop: Wei Yao or Dynasty. Call me Yao.
Plants are cool: My name is Takahashi Kaoru i also go by Amaimon. I'd appreciate it if you called me Taka or Amaimon though!
murder: Ahiro Tooru / Crow. Just Ahiro.
keyblade master: I'm Yamato Asuga! NICE TA MEET CHA'
Bi-derman: woah thats alot of you..
Bi-derman: My name is Peter Parker... uhhhhh im also spiderman..... yeah....
Bi-derman: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
[Bi-derman] has added [emjay] and [chair dood] to [hell]
emjay: what did you add us to peter?
chair dood: yeah what did you add us to?
Bi-derman: what should i?
Ayaneru: give it a second
chair dood: OMG WAIT THIS IS
chair dood: IS THIS IS JAPANESE HERO CHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Ayaneru: lol i guess
Ayaneru: read up for intro's
Ayaneru: anyways you know me, i'm ayano. that kid who punched flash then went to the office and called my dad to sort shit out
emjay: wait you did that?
Ayaneru: hell yeah. #kokobop would have done the same
Kokobop: yep. he's an asshole who needs his ego lowered to a tolerable level.
Kokobop: hes worse that the guy who killed my brother.
Kokobop: thank fuck im with the mafia so this shit doesn't affect me
Bi-derman: um?
Ayaneru: ill explain
Ayaneru: Yao has a dark past and she is a member of the chinese and korean mafia- which are linked to the italian mafia.
Ayaneru: kaoru has shit parents so he lived with his grandparents
Ayaneru: tooru's dad likes to force his kids into illegal marriges, and is now in jail. he lives with his mother
Ayaneru: asuga..... is okay?
[10:40 PM]
keyblade master: yeah i'm just in debt.
Ayaneru: cool, i mean not cool but your the most sane one.
Ayaneru: anyways - i was sexually assaulted when i was about 9, by my own father.
Ayaneru: papa and Ōto-san know about it. they adopted me.
Ayaneru: im heading to bed......
sleep™: dont worry guys - ill check on her.
sleep™: hey #SCREAM and #meowzawa i hope your almost home
SCREAM: I just walked in the door and ayano is laying on the floor crying
SCREAM: im gonna make some food and make sure she sleeps
SCREAM: good night little listeners!
meowzawa: parker kid?
bi-derman: yeah?
meowzawa: i cant imagine why you are awake at 11:00 pm?
bi-derman: im eating food in class? its 10:00 am
meowzawa: nevermind. good night
[2:00 am]
meowzawa: Ayano?
meowzawa: are you feeling alright?
Ayaneru: where are you
meowzawa: im on my way home honey dont worry
Ayaneru: im scared
SCREAM: whats up sweetie?
Ayaneru: i saw joseph today
SCREAM: oh sweetie!!!!!!
SCREAM: come to Ōto-san and I's room okay?
Ayaneru: okay.....
[9;00 am]
meowzawa: #Everyone
meowzawa: we will not be talking about the what happened at two this morning.
meowzawa: if you even ask me about it
meowzawa: you will no longer have hands
soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku
Icyhot = Todoroki shoto
Pika Pika = Kaminari
Katsuki= Bakugou Katsuki
Murkrow = Tokoyami
sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou
Hands = Shoji
Eijirou = kirishima
Korean UA students
Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl
Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop
Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty
Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon
murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow
keyblade master = Asuga
Bi-derman = Peter Parker (SPOODERMAN)
emjay = MJ
chair dood = Ned!!!
mr.stork =tony!!!
Chapter 31: this is a mess
Summary:
toga, dabi, monoma, kendo, hawks, and some other people are here and its a mess
Chapter Text
[yah yeet]
Kokobop: i hate you all
touyota: oh?
knive diva: she found my knife didnt she
touyota: what the fuck toga
Kokobop: i found that two months ago, but what the fuck guys
skwah: ?
Kokobop: yall cant go around telling your bosses about me
touyota: dry hands mcfuck saw me texting you all and asked me about it while i was slightly tipsy, that was my fault
skwah: babe why were you tipsy?
touyota: you were out and the burning piece of trash named Todoroki Enji decided to bring me up in the news
skwah: oh i stabbed him for that
knive diva: i saw the word stab, who are we stabbing?
skwah: endeavour
[Copy paste] and [ken dough] have come online
copy paste: why the fuck are we even in this chat
ken dough: good question but dont think that you can get out of that stunt from lunch!!!!
knive diva: what happened?????
ken dough: exploding boi, monoma, crtl+c vision, you know the rest
ken dough: oh but then shit went down
Kokobop: keep going this is interesting
ken dough: he ctrl+c'd deku's quirk and broke his arm and leg
Kokobop: good
knive diva: wait how is that good?
touyota: same?
Kokobop: for the first 5 months of the school year, deku could barely control his quirk
Kokobop: cause its not his it was never his. he was quirkless like most of the population of earth.
skwah: um?
Kokobop: the quirk was given to him
touyota: is this some all for one BS?
Kokobop: one for all.
Kokobop: all mights quirk
Kokobop: #copy_paste if you even mention this info out of this chat i will personally hunt you down and kill you.
copy paste: am i allowed to question this all in this chat?
Kokobop: yeah ofc
skwah: hey #Kokobop how did you find out?
Kokobop: i was hanging out in the in-between and came across his phone and read a couple texts.
Kokobop: i read every interesting conversation on any phone in 1-A or 1-B.
Kokobop: i have blackmail material
Kokobop: i know who has a crush on who, people who are low-key in relationships, people who are just fuck buddies, i know it all
Kokobop: so dont piss me off
skwah: is that a bet?
Kokobop: your fucked
[hell]
ayaneru: so there i was, barbecue sauce on my tiddys
Pika Pika: omg she quoting vines
boom boom: #newqueen?
momma momo: yes #newqueen
[kokobop] has come online
Kokobop: Dabi and Hawks are dating and dabi sexts hawks while he is working
Kokobop: one of them said "god dammit babe im hard meet me in the alley by _______"
Kokobop: enjoy
[Kokobop] has gone offline
shouto: i need to rethink my life choices
sleep™: big mood m8
sleep™: #murder what are your thoughts
murder:
murder: i
plants are cool: you've broken him
Wotm8: isnt that your job
plants are cool:
plants are cool: i
[yah yeet]
skwah: why did my brother just send me some cryptic messages about my sex life
touyota: you might want to check #hell
touyota: my brother is currently spamming me with messages
touyota: ive told him to fuck off and go back to sucking dick
touyota: he replied with the "i hope you reflect on this" kpop meme
touyota: i've done a good
skwah: YAO WHAT THE FUCK
Kokobop: yah yeet
copy paste: what the hell did you do?
knive diva: i was sent a screen shot by ocha and i might have started cackling
knive diva: Dry hands mcfuck is confused
ken dough: petition to kill dry hands mcfuck?
knive diva: signed
touyota: why?
knive diva: id rather not be disintegrated by his crusty hands and he is a useless fuck now that AFO is dead
touyota: true, signed
skwah: AHHHHHHHH TOORU WANTS TO S T A B M E
Kokobop: what the fuck do you think, ofc i signed
Kokobop: WE BEEN KNEW
skwah: HE K N E W A B O U T M E D A T I N G T O U YA
Kokobop: he didnt know that touya meets you in back allies during your rounds
Kokobop: only for touya to suck you off
skwah: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2 hours later]
ken dough: why are we in this chat?
copy paste: good question.
Chapter 32: on and off
Summary:
midoriya is confused, yao fixes phones and dabi is a now verified vigilante.
Chapter Text
((idk this kinda inspired this chapter))
Midoriya Izuku had woken up early, which wasn't much of a surprise, he had woken up early quite often. He heard noises coming from the kitchen, where Pro? hero Dynasty aka Wei Yao, was seated. She had a pair of safety glasses and gloves on. "I see you there Mido. i sensed your phone." He froze and slowly walked in. "I'm fixing blue fuckers phone. he dropped it while running the other day." He slowly nodded, but stayed quiet. In her hands were several different materials, including a pair of long armed tweezers. "well im done. Don't touch this phone if you value your life." He nodded quickly and left the kitchen, Yao following him out.
a few hours later~
"Hey who the fuck left their phone on the table?" Sero asked. Midoriya looked up at Sero, who had been pointing at the phone Yao was working on earlier. "AH! Sero! Its Yao's i think? she was fixing it for "the blue fucker" but i dont know whose it is." he nodded and put plastic wrap over it with a note that said 'yao's do not touch, if you still wish to live' although, several minutes later, Ayano picked it up. "So this is what she forgot. oh hey guys." Before ayano teleported away
[we gay]
tape: so what was that about?
icyhot: yes what was that?
smol: i am sworn to s e c e r e c y
Naruto?: is your life threatened?
smol: m y h a n d s a r e
Pika Pika: fair.
Katsuki: yao was fixing the blue fuckers phone right?
Eijirou: yes babe
Katsuki: she fixes his phone all the time tho, i dont see the issue.
Hands?: its because we never catch her doing it
Raven?: hmm
mom: who is "blue fucker"?
froggy: good question yao-momo
ucantseeme: I think its a kid at UA!
Katsuki: wrong
alien: how would you know bakugou?
bass boosted: i was wondering that too.
Katsuki: yao and i actually have conversations.
floaty: wow you talk to someone other than yourself? good job!
sleep™: that shade
Katsuki: Fuck
Katsuki: You
Kokobop: lol, he keeps breaking his phone tbh
Katsuki: police?
Kokobop: yeah, the #1 hero likes to try and get him in jail, even tho he knows the real tea.
Katsuki: oof
Katsuki: hows your other chat?
Kokobop: oh its good. we have 2 1-B kids in it.
Kokobop: they are useful
Katsuki: and i cant be in it because....?
Kokobop: well fuck i guess im adding you
[yah yeet]
touyota: where the fuck are you?
Kokobop: calm the fuck down.
Kokobop: i am adding katsuki
[Kokobop] has added [Katsuki] to [yah yeet]
katsuki: spill the tea sis
knive diva: who the fuck
skwah: blasty boi
copy paste: why the fuck are you here
katsuki: right back at you bitch
ken dough: its a good question that we don't know the answer to ourselves.
katsuki: anyways class 1-a is figuring out about this chat rn
katsuki: so fuck
katsuki: id add Ei, but idk how he'd feel about this all
touyota: lol he'd probably be upset.
touyota: although my boyfriend is #skwah so im fine
[memes]
Ayaneru: owo where you at bitch
Wotm8: do you mean me?
Kokobop: yes
Wotm8: im with Ravi
Ayaneru: where
Solace: we are in the gym!
Ayaneru: okay
Ayaneru: wbu #murder?
Plants are cool: hes a bit preoccupied
keyblade master: dicc?
Plants are cool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seek: we didnt need to know
keyblade master: your hearing it when ever you connect to him right?
seek: .....
seek: oh god i heard some things i never want to hear again!!!!!
seek: WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING KINKY
Plants are cool: (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)
speed: im gonna leave now
seek: I DONT NEED TO HEAR HIM MOANING "DADDY" OMG KAORU
seek: I CANT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE
seek: OH FUCK I HATE YOU #Plants_are_cool
seek: #meowzawa HELP ME
meowzawa: i will come and disable your quirk, give me 15 mins
[5:00 pm]
Ayaneru: just tell us everything
seek: I CANT LOOK AT THEM THE SAME
seek: KAORU NO
seek: hes moaning about wanting 'more'
seek: KAORU NOOOOOO
seek: WHY .... HOW?!?!?!
Ayaneru: WOT?
seek: HES GOT A 8 INCH BAD DRAGON DILDO UP HIS ASS
Ayaneru: omfg
seek: ITS A TENTACLE
seek: ITS VIBRATIBG
seek: KAORYU STOP
seek: NO
seek:
seek:
seek: #ayaneru......
Ayaneru: wot?
seek: there is some kinky shit going on between those two and i never want to know about it ever again.
seek: #meowzawa thank you
meowzawa: np
[yah yeet]
touyota: YAH YEET BITCHES
Kokobop: what the fuck
katsuki: spill the tea sis
knive diva: DID YOU PASS?!?!?
touyota: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK TOGA
skwah: awe yiss we can do rounds together now
copy paste: what?
ken dough: um?
katsuki: OH YOU DID THAT THING
touyota: lol i cant be put in jail now
touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR
[we gay]
tape: does anyone know why bakugou is smiling and running around yelling?
icyhot: i do
smol: #Eijirou do you have anything to do with this?
Eijirou: surprisingly no
Eijirou: the blue fucker is no longer a villain so everyone is happy
Naruto?: istfg
Pika Pika: #mom dad swore
mom: fuck
Katsuki: HE DID IT!!! FUCKING FINALLYYYYYY!!!!
icyhot: #touyota did you do it
touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR
icyhot: mood but did you do it?
touyota: I am free from dryhands mcfucks grasp
knive diva: now we can hangout together again!!!!!
touyota: lol i dont have to hide whenever the police talk to hawks
touyota: oh this feels so good!
skwah: babe, im just happy that your free from them!
Hands?: ......
Raven?: oh are you a certified vig. now?
touyota: YAH YEET
Raven?: congrats
Necromancer: congrats
succ: congrats!!!!
Spoops: Congratulations Todoroki Touya! all of us were rooting for you!
mom: ..... :/
froggy: oh
ucantseeme: well i guess #knife_diva do you want to go the cat cafe in downtown with me?
knive diva: Sure! I'd actually love some friends!
alien: yeet ill join
bass boosted: ill come too, why not
floaty: sure!
mom: i am worried for their safety!
Katsuki: dont. im in a GC with them. they actually are more responsible than iida and thats saying something.
sleep™: i guess ill die then
Ayaneru: #sleep™, meet me on the roof of your dorm, we gonna have a Team K + you and who ever you want to bring picnic!
sleep™: Denki, Sero.
sleep™: lets go to this picnic
tape: free food? im in babe
Pika Pika: lets go eat!!!
Chapter 33: kakao talks
Summary:
Eita gets a kakao talk message from her brother and shit ensues
Tarou is Eita's older brother who was born without a quirk, so he goes to medical school to become a Paramedic.
My current school is one of the best paramedic schools in Canada (is rank #11 for my program), so he goes there... :)
Chapter Text
[?????]
Kajitsu Eita: what?
?????: huh? did you get rid of my phone number?
Kajitsu Eita: who are you?!?!?!
?????: come on! you really got rid on my Kakao talk ID! wow
?????: wow Ei thats rude.
Kajitsu Eita: Tarou?
Kajitsu Tarou: hello sis!
Kajitsu Eita: yao must have removed your number! im so sorry!!!
Kajitsu Tarou: nah its fine!!!
Kajitsu Tarou: so, hows school?
Kajitsu Eita: its been alright... we did have a soul swap situation last week.
Kajitsu Tarou: wot
Kajitsu Eita: yeah! I ended up in Yoru's body, his boyfriend was not happy
Kajitsu Eita: did i mention that yoru is the one that summons the dead/demons, and that his boyfriend is a demon?
Kajitsu Tarou: hmmm
Kajitsu Tarou: yeah i had a weird week
Kajitsu Tarou: first i get a box in the mail thats clearly yours but it comes home
Kajitsu Tarou: then get told that my schedule next year involves me getting up at 5 am for a 7 am class and my day ends at 7pm
Kajitsu Tarou: and then, Mom calls me to ask if ive seen the cat.
Kajitsu Tarou: like come on mom, i live in Canada right now.
Kajitsu Eita: hmmm
Kajitsu Eita: hows medical school?
Kajitsu Tarou: Para. Med. School?
Kajitsu Tarou: hell, but im doing something im good at
Kajitsu Eita: true.... well see you in 2 months?
Kajitsu Tarou: hell yeah. see ya soon lil' sis.
Chapter 34: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Summary:
hawks gets confused about missing clothes, dabi confesses to stealing them and Tsuyu asks alaska about all her dogs
Chapter Text
[BITCH]
skwah: has anyone seen my jacket
Murder: which one?
skwah: MY HERO TIME ONE
Murder: p sure i say touya wearing it
Kokobop: can confirm he is wearing it
touyota: bitch
Kokobop: asshole
knive diva: slut
katsuki: dick
Necromancer: whore
Murder: when tf did you get here
Necromancer: bitch i live here
Necromancer: and Astolf added me
succ: yeet
ken dough: why am i friends with any of you?
Necromancer: because your class mates aren't this odd?
katsuki: spill the tea sis
Wotm8: im
seek: your not wrong
seek: also #Murder next time you and kaoru have sex, please for the love of god, disconnect from me.
seek: i dont want to hear you moaning.
Murder: whoops
touyota: OMFG EVEN I'M NOT THAT DUMB
skwah: babe you suggested for us to have sex on your dads bed
touyota: you right
icyhot: dont let mom find out,,,
touyota: how is mom?
icyhot: alive. she now at home since hes in jail now
touyota: oh so babe your number #1 now?
skwah: yeet i guess?
skwah: honestly im letting the UA staff get the treatment they deserve, and im happy with number #2, so #meowzawa do you or any of the others want #1 spot?
meowzawa: i will talk to nedzu, and see what he says, then we will decide.
meowzawa: i personally do not want first, nor does mic
DadMic: yeah,,,, im good. i have 2 kids to look after, and a radio show, and i teach,,, so im good...
skwah: yeet
touyota: come here babe, its hot!!!
skwah: fine.
skwah: see you guys later, cause i know we wont be back on for a few hours.
icyhot: alright, well. try not to burn the house down, and make sure that you actually turn on the A/C not have Mom or Fuyumi do it.
touyota: k. see ya.
[2:00 am]
nanuq: so my doggos?
green: yeah,,, how many do you even have?
nanuq: 12? i normally only bring 4 with me to school, but maybe ill bring them all on friday just out of spite
green: why?
nanuq: Jeanist is coming in to talk and tbh i hate him.
nanuq: like bakugou-san's time with him was not good....
green: Thats fair...
Necromancer: why tf are y'all up?
nanuq: doggo's
Necromancer: true :/
nanuq: wbu?
Necromancer: i have a demon boyfriend
nanuq: oof right
screm: please sleep
nanuq: sorry mic-sensei
Necromancer: lol no sorry
screm: please?
screm: please?????
Necromancer: i'd love to if i could but insomnia and the fact that tamaki and i are the only two people in UA who do night watch?
screm: oof forgot about that program
screm: ill tell shouta not to kill ya
Necromancer: k
Necromancer: #tastethesun come on we have watch
tastethesun: fuck you and fuck this
Necromancer: what
tastethesun: i feel like im dying
tastethesun: im sick
Necromancer: i guess ill just get Astolf and annabell to check out everything before calling it a night
Necromancer: night duty is cancelled folks time to take my meds and pass out woot woot
Necromancer: night yamada-san
screm: its better than nothing,,,,
screm: also Tamaki, if you need meds ill get hitoshi to bring you some
tastethesun: i feel like im dying
tastethesun: yes please mic
tastethesun: please
screm: hes on his way, he will text you when hes there
tastethesun: ?!?!?!?
tastethesun: how????
screm: dont worry about it
screm: #kokobop ?
kokobop: 'tis done
Chapter 35: Nayeli makes an appearance
Summary:
Solace: I wanna see my little girl
wotm8: here she comes
Solace: i wanna see my little girl
[Nayeli Patel] was added by [Solace] to [we gay]
Nayeli Patel: what is this?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[we gay]
Solace: I wanna see my little girl
wotm8: here she comes
Solace: i wanna see my little girl
[Nayeli Patel] was added by [Solace] to [we gay]
Nayeli Patel: what is this?
Solace: a group chat of all my class mates and the Japanese division of UA
Nayeli Patel: who are you?
Solace: Nya-eli what the fuck
Nayeli Patel: Ravi... what is this
Solace: memes
[Nayeli Patel] has changed their name to [Nyali]
Nyali: so could you introduce them? or are they online to introduce themselves?
Solace: well you know me, #wotm8 is Channie.
wotm8: हैलो छोटी बहन
Nyali: !!!!!
Nyali: हैलो बड़ा भाई
Ayaneru: owo whats this
Kokobop: owo my non-existent dicc
Plants are cool: guys what the fuck
keyblade master: this is not a good first impression
seek: i'd say im disappointed but this is how you two are normally.
murder: noice
Solace: introduce yourselves to my younger sister
Ayaneru: oh! Hello Nayeli!
Ayaneru: I am Aizawa-Yamada Ayano, but please just call me Ayano. I am the leader of Team K, which is the 9 member team of hero's that your brother is part of.
Nyali: its a pleasure to meet you Ayano!
Ayaneru: you as well!
Kokobop: I'm Wei Yao. Call me Wei or Dynasty. I'm the one on the team that has connections in the police force, the military and the mafia. nice to meet you
Nyali: ........ what
Solace: you broke my sister yao
Kokobop: I try
Plants are cool: guys please stop fighting
Plants are cool: I'm Kaoru, but my hero name is Amaimon, like the demon king of earth. I'm the one that keeps these idiots in check. Its a pleasure to meet you Nayeli.
Nyali: you as well!
keyblade master: Hey hey hey!!! I'm Yamato Asuga!!!! I'm the pro hero named Highscore!!! nice 'ta meet ya!!!
seek: sorry about her, I'm Kajistu Eita, The mind reading hero. I noticed that Ayano didn't mention her hero name - Its Jersey Girl.
Nyali: no worries!
[20 mins later]
murder: oh sorry i was busy
keyblade master: yeah
keyblade master: Busy
murder: you can shut your fuck
murder: anyways, hello Nayeli. My name is Ahiro Tooru, The winged hero. I do all my hero activities under the name of Crow, as my wings match to crow's wings.
murder: I noticed that no one said their quirk, so i guess ill tell you all of them.
murder: Ayano's is teleportation, Yao's is integration - meaning that she could enter my phone and exit yours, Kaoru's is earth manipulation - which includes plants, Asuga's is called Game Effect - but there is no proper explanation of it yet, and finally Eita's is Mind Reading. Mine is pretty obvious having wings and all.
murder: Then there is class 1-A, but they are more well known than us, so you might already know all about them.
Notes:
Note, All translations were taken off of Google Translate.
Translation:हैलो छोटी बहन = hello little sister - what Chanyeol calls Nayeli
हैलो बड़ा भाई = hello big brother
Chapter 36: class 1-a is confused
Summary:
just some random stuff, Anabella shows up once again. dont worry about it.
Chapter Text
[we gay]
Pika Pika: I heard you were out with ryan last night
tape: b-becca its not what you think!!
Pika Pika: i wont hesitate bitch
icyhot: *gun noises*
Pika Pika: GASP
Pika Pika: HE SPEAKS MEME
icyhot: how is it any surprise?
smol: I knew this and it wasn't a surprise.
Pika Pika: MIDORI YOU BETRAYED ME
smol: i didnt betray you?
icyhot: my brother is a literal meme, Natsuo as well, and have you forgotten who touya is dating?
touyota: i was mentioned?
icyhot: i learned memes from you and kami is confused
Pika Pika: HE
Pika Pika: BUT
touyota: lol
touyota: my boyfriend is legit a bird
touyota: and hes a bigger meme than me.
touyota: where else would shouto learn?
Naruto?: i dont want to ask whats happening
Pika Pika: then dont
Katsuki: what the fuck pikachu
Eijirou: you cant see him but hes laughing
Katsuki: fuck off
Hands?: hey fumikage
Raven?: yeah?
mom: bakugou!
froggy: momo dont worry about him,,,
ucantseeme: we been knew
Hands?: want to go get lunch with me?
Raven?: sure.
Hands?: ill meet you by the front door.
floaty: is no one seeing this?
bass boosted: shhhhhhhh, let them have fun
alien: WELCOME TO TACO BELL, THEY GOT - FRE- FRE-SHA-VAC-ADO
sleep™: why am i friends with any of you?
copy paste: your only other friends are your dads and your sister. theres not much choice
ken dough: its true but you shouldnt say it
meowzawa: ....
○(・x・): (;゜○゜)ア
spOops: oh, your right Koda. Aizawa Shouta is here!
spOops: how are you by the way Aizawa Shouta?
meowzawa: what the fuck
Necromancer: that was my first impression of her as well
louddad: wot in tarnation
[Furry™] has logged off
[STRONK] has logged off
○(・x・): (*゜O゜)
louddad: yes they left.
louddad: why would they want to be stuck here anyways right?
louddad: fjagj.fskmaslfdjnsldjfk
meowzawa: target elimated
sleep™: oh my fucking god hes fucking dead
spOops:
hahahahahhahahaha your funny Shinsou Hitoshi!
sleep™: whom the fuck
Chapter 37: hi, uhhh yeah
Summary:
Just some update
Chapter Text
So, y'all are allowed to repost this fanfic on Fanfiction if you wish, but PLEASE TELL ME. if you are going to repost it on another site, please say that you are just reposting it and say that I - TheOverWorld was the one to write it.
Sites this is already on/is going up on:
- AO3. this account.
- Quotev - TheOverWorld, under the same name - it is also me
- Wattpad - TheOverWorld - @TheOverWorld - same story name - is also me.
I cannot figure out FF.net so, who ever can - go for it.
2019/10/28
Chapter 38: some back story tales
Summary:
katsuki talks about how he met Team K, everybody tells aizawa that he doesnt hate them and the oujia board trio respond to the rest of the messages at 3 am
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[1-gAy]
Katsuki: why do you fucks care?
Pika Pika: because we want to know bakubro!
Eijiro: i dont think thats what he meant kami.
Ayaneru: oh the "how did you meet us" story
Kokobop: ah,,,,, that was a long time ago
Katsuki: it was one month ago bitch
Kokobop: do i look like i care?
Katsuki: no
Katsuki: im sorry
Kokobop: tell the story katsuki.
Katsuki: fine but all you extras better shut up
Katsuki: so about two months ago, when i went missing - I had been warped to Korea instead of the villains headquarters (again). The villains on the other side thought they struck gold, but of course i fought back. a while later in comes a guy dressed in all black, looking like an assassin and he stabs one of the villains. The waves towards me - I later find out that, that was Ahiro.
Katsuki: ....... i.... i cant...
Katsuki: yao can you...?
Kokobop: yeah, dont worry kat.
Kokobop: so after ahiro goes in and minorly stabs that villain - whom i later killed, katsuki starts asking ahiro is in japanese, only for ahiro to silence him. Channie and I walk in, to see kat and ahiro silently fighting. I laugh and start speaking Japanese, only for katsuki to look up at me and ask me where he is. I tell him korea, and he breaks down in tears - later passing out. Channie carries him back to the dorm while I finish off that pedo from earlier.
Kokobop: I later return to the dorm and see aya' just looking at him and petting his head. She starts to tell us all about her family and her newest brother - Hitoshi. partway through Katsuki wakes up, sits up and says to us "Thanks for helping me out, but who the fuck are you guys" I tell him who we are and he responds with "I'm Bakugou Katsuki. First year at UA". Ayano's eyes go wide and she starts rapidly texting her dad?
Ayaneru: yeee. i was textin' papa. cause he'd know right?
Kokobop: so she tells us that all the teachers at UA are looking for katsuki, and are relieved that he's alive. I start asking him what languages he knows and soon enough we are talkin' in chinese while aya' is on the phone with mic. Aya' later tells us that she can teleport herself and katsuki back to Japan, but she will need a few days to gather that energy back up. a week passes and finally aya' can teleport the distance and y'all know the rest.
Hands?: yes, Ayano suddenly appeared in our class during one of our english classes with Present Mic. She passed out after saying that "I did it Yao, I got him home safely..." a few days later though she disappeared. Bakugou did show us pictures of you and Ayano though...
Kokobop: of course he did.
Raven?: so everything now lines up... hmmm
mom: well, now we know whats happened. Kirishima - go an check on bakugo please.
Eijiro: okie doki
[ a good 20 mins later ]
froggy: now onto another topic.... Shinsou
sleep™: wot
froggy: i saw you with kaminari and sero yesterday
sleep™: f-froppy its not what you think
froggy: i wont hesitate bitch
ucantseeme: pew pew
froggy: but anyways - what was that about
sleep™: TLDR; we are dating
Pika Pika: you couldnt tell but i dabbed so hard I fell off the couch
tape: they did tbh
sleep™: you two are idiots
sleep™: why do i love you two?
meowzawa: it runs in the family i guess
sleep™: what
meowzawa: loving loud and annoying idiots
yamameow: SHOUTA YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT DO YOU!?!?!?
floaty: Aizawa-sensei: love 1 idiot 100 times
yamameow: shes right sho' dont say shes wrong
meowzawa: i hate you all
bass boosted: no you dont
alien: no you dont
sleep™: no you dont
○(・x・): no you dont
Pika Pika: no you dont
tape: no you dont
icyhot: no you dont
smol: no you dont
ucantseeme: no you dont
froggy: no you dont
Eijiro: no you dont
Hands?: no you dont
Raven?: no you dont
mom: no you dont
Kokobop: no you dont
Katsuki: no you dont
Ayaneru: no you dont
solace: no you dont
wotm8: no you dont
Murder: no you dont
plants are cool: no you dont
keyblade master: no you dont
seer: no you dont
*insert run meme*: no you dont
yamameow: no you dont
bondage: no you dont
smile bitch: no you dont
Furry™: n͉̯̩̍̽ͭ̈̑o̩̠̲͔͆͑͠ ̴̲̙̟̤̱̝̻͋͑ͩ̇̓̄ỷ͊̂ó̬̞̟̝͇͍ͨ̏̑͒͌̚u͆̃͆̀̉ͦ ̹̭̝̘͇͓̟̽̿̈́̌̉ͥͮ͡d̨ͦ̓o̽̉̄̚̕ǹ̼̬̹̯̲̱͈t̠̘̞̣̰͓̫͌̂͡
meowzawa: Fuck
meowzawa: Off
[3:00 am]
spOops: n͙̣͇ͦ̔͟o̟̯̼̖̓ ̸̗͖̠̙̬̻̃͗ͮ̃̔̓̏y̩̦̝ͨ̈ͪ͂ͬǫ̌ͮ͆̌u͈͑ ̵͖̳͌d̖̤̲̅ō͈͚͚͋͊n̝͐̀͒͝t̑҉̩͙
Necromancer: n͏͝o̴̡҉͢ ̴̧̧͜͝y̸͜o̶̢҉̷̕u̡̨͟͢͠ ̷̡̕͠d̕͢͡͠ơ̵̛͢n̵̵͢͠t̷̨̕͠
Succ: n̕͜͠o̸̷͞ ͢y̸̵̛͞o͏͠u̴̷̡͘͘ ̶̸͠d̛͢͝ǫ̛̕ņ̷̢͡t̴͜
meowzawa: i hate this house hold
Notes:
it 'tis a shit show from start to finish.
Chapter 39: quality memes
Summary:
NaNoWriMo is on right now so i am going to be putting out chapters all month!!
Chapter Text
bass boosted: so i found this meme
alien: hey #touyota how true is this
touyota: wot
touyota: oof wish i did that instead tbh
sleep™: oof
Pika Pika: guys i found memes of us
tape: wait what
Pika Pika: yeah!!!
Pika Pika: look!
Pika Pika:
icyhot: holy shit
smol: they got kacchans face down.
Katsuki: oh i've seen that meme
Katsuki:
icyhot: omfg you fuck
touyota: ahahhahahahhahahah
touyota: im sending that to fuyumi and mom
icyhot: fuck off
ucantseeme:
froggy: thats funny
sleep™: your not wrong
meowzawa: why do i put up with you all
Eijiro: you low key love us
Eijiro:
Pika Pika: GASP
Pika Pika: BRO HOW COULD YOU
Hands?:
Katsuki: oh fuck off
Raven?: no you
Raven?:
mom: good quality memes guys
Kokobop: send
Katsuki: dank
Ayaneru: memes
solace:
wotm8: accurate? i think not
mom: you right
Kokobop:
touyota: hahahahahahhahaha
touyota: holy fucking shit
touyota: my bf is looking at me
touyota: hes concerned
touyota: hahahahahahhahahah
touyota: im sending this to toga holy shit
Murder: oof
touyota:
touyota: bitch
Katsuki:
Katsuki: dick
Kokobop:
Kokobop: hoe
plants are cool: no you
keyblade master: why do i support your relationship
seer: because they buy you sex toys?
*insert run meme*: the fuck
yamameow: im not going to question it
bondage:
smile bitch: hahahahahahha
meowzawa: "Mic’s nose looks like a whale looking for a fight"
meowzawa: they are right 'zashi
yamameow: let it die please
Chapter 40: Eita's older sister pops in and Tammy walks through the portal.
Summary:
Eitas older sister - Kajistu Himari - Quirk: Realm jump (can open portals to other animes/tv shows)
Himari opens a portal and out walks Tamamura (meab) omens.
Chapter Text
(Kajitsu Himari)
[hey dickwads]
seer: uhhhhhhhhh
Kokobop: what
seer: why is my sister here????
yamameow: Oh! You mean Himari?
seer: yeah. why is she here??
yamameow: Nedzu invited her for a meeting? but im not sure why
[discount kurogiri] was added to [hey dickwads] by [kokobop]
Kokobop: hey dickwad
discount kurogiri: bitch
discount kurogiri: oh hey Eita!!!
seer: Himari what the fuck
discount kurogiri: what
seer: why are you here
seer: ill add taoru if you wont tell me
discount kurogiri: oof your attacking me
discount kurogiri: fine im here cause the rat man told me about some portals around campus which i was closing for him
discount kurogiri: and now i need to open one or my quirk will legit kill me
seer: where are you?
discount kurogiri: outside of yo dorms
seer: come up here then
plants are cool: so himari?
discount kurogiri: ye?
plants are cool: what does your quirk entail?
smol: please tell us himari-san
discount kurogiri: read my name
discount kurogiri: i can open and close portals.
discount kurogiri: but low key the portals will open in random realms so im always cautious on when i open one by accident.
keyblade master: sounds like fun
seer: its annoying
Ayano looked up from her phone seeing 'Himari' there. She was about 5'9, had two toned short hair and was wearing an old high school uniform. Her pink jacket was covered in Sailor moon memorabilia, which was also covering her bag. Eita walked in an stood next to Himari - who was 3 inches taller than Eita "This is my older sister Himari." Yao looked at the two "Yeah, No shit Seer." Eita looked at yao with a 'what the fuck' face. "Himari, thats Yao. Ayano is the one on the couch in front of us, and that's Asuga-" She said while pointing towards Asuga who just skated her way into the room.
"Yo! I'm Himari!" she responded "And I'm gonna open a portal in your common room!" Yao was about to tell her off but a black and rippling oval shaped thing? appeared next to Himari. "I wonder who or What is on the other side!" Asuga said loudly, scaring everyone out of their frozen shocked states. A thin, 'piano' fingered lightly tanned hand reached through the portal. It wiggles around before disappearing and returning with a notebook that had words written on the first page 'are you human? where is this? who are you?" they took the notebook and responded 'we are human. we are in japan. I am named Himari and I opened the portal to your realm. we all have powers here. the year is 2019, we are definitely from a different realm from yours as we have holograms and very advanced technology.' they handed the book back and suddenly a girl walked through the portal.
"hmm, I guess Mickie was right when he said that this place seemed safe." Everyone was in shock. The girl turned towards Himari. "Oh hello there! my name is Tamamura Omens - but you can call me Meab! and you are?" Himari shook her self out of shock and spoke "I'm Kajitsu Himari, this is my younger sister Eita, and her teammates" Tamamura smiled. "So you created the portal?" Himari nodded "You're lucky I came through here instead of Uncle A.J. He'd probably scare you into closing it!" Tamamura laughed before continuing "My uncle A.J. is legitimately a demon, while his husband - uncle Azi is an angel.
under construction
*insert run meme*:
yamameow:
bondage:
Chapter 41: Quality memes part 2
Summary:
yep more memes
Chapter Text
yamameow: bitch
yamameow:
sleep™: omfg dad
sleep™:
tape: you speak nothing but the truth
tape:
icyhot: oof it was till i learned that hizashi and shouta were his dads
icyhot:
touyota: what the fuck
touyota: wait nvm yao told me about this
touyota:
ucantseeme: bitch
ucantseeme:
Eijiro: oof
Eijiro: everyone two months ago
Eijiro:
meowzawa: its true tho
meowzawa:
Hands?: huh
discount kurogiri:
smol: i mean
smol: he'd probably die tbh
smol: it took months for me to even BARELY control it :/
smol: rip monoma you'd die
copy paste: this is why i don't fucking get near you
copy paste:
Chapter 42: Yoru returns and Astolf tells everyone his new name
Summary:
Astolf has a name he'd rather go by and everyone respects it
Yoru is being a supportive BF
Chapter Text
[Emo Club]
[1:00 pm]
Necromancer: Everyone shut the fuck up
Murkrow: wot
Necromancer: my bf has something to say!
Succ: hey... so id rather you not call me astolf any more
soft: okie
Succ: could you guys call me Akihito?
sleep™: oh! OFC
○(・x・): :D
Hands: we wont pry into why you want to be called this other name
Icyhot: i mean can y'all not call me todoroki anymore?
Icyhot: ive been adopted by the Aizawa - Yamanda fam... so just call me roki or Shouto please...
sleep™: oh yeah your my older brother now.
Plants are cool: oof well can we summon something or what
Kokobop: k
murder: i guess bitch
spOops: heheheheh well we could summon azael hes kinda lonely
Necromancer: why not then?
Succ: yeet
[big memes]
bigbirb: touya im tired and i wanna die
toyota: mood babe
Plants are cool: dont we all
Kokobop: does anyone want to go get food?
murder: oh me
yamameow: i have a cake on my desk that says "fuck endeavor" it says its from the gen ed class?
sleep™: oh thats mine
sleep™: everyone can have some though
sleep™: ill come get it
tape: i heard cake
[2 hours later]
Necromancer: did i miss cake?
knive diva: the cake is in class 2-R's fridge
sleep™: excuse me but what the fuck is 2-R?
Kokobop: its the villain/vigilante rehab class. aka Himiko, Me, the vigilante trio, and Takeshi Rynne.
yamameow: nani the fuck is Takeshi?
Kokobop:
yamameow: oh its the vigilante with the Bunny quirk
[class we gay]
Pika Pika: so if my theme song is Cry Thunder - would Iida's be Running in the 90's?
Naruto?: i
tape: it WOULD
tape: wait whats mine
Pika Pika: the pizza song from spider man
tape: :O
Chapter 43: Takeshi Rynne talks about vigilante life
Summary:
Takeshi Rynne 19 years old.
(rihn-nne)Quirk: Healing Rabbit - increase in running speed, Heals any minor injury - although she can help slow down major bleeding, heart attacks etc-, when healing anyone (depending on the size of injury) she starts to get turned on/really flushed and warm - giving her the name Lustful Rabbit.
Takeshi Ryeok, 19 years old
(ray-ook)
Chapter Text
[big memes]
Kokobop: well happy new year sluts.
Kokobop: heres my asshole of a friend
[lemme succ] has joined [big memes]
[lemme succ] has changed their name to [Usagi]
Usagi: owo whats this?
bigbirb: oh no
Usagi: oh its you! I wondewed when you wewe going to show up.
Usagi: Weawwy its the boy with the biwd wings and his boyfwiend dabi ow shouwd I say todowoki touya!
toyota: bitch only #dekuwu speaks in owo
dekuwu: awe we going to have a pwobwem hewe? and who awe you supposed to be? i'm the onwy one who is awwowed to speak in the owo fowmat mws. im going to have to ask you to stop using it immediatewy.
toyota: go off
toyota: #icyhot im using your boyfriend
icyhot: your wot m8
dekuwu: shouto!!! i was defending my honow as the onwy owoew in this chat
icyhot: i see, now Izuku could you stop using the owo speak as i will not kiss you before bed tonight if you keep using it.
dekuwu: !!!
dekuwu: okay.
Usagi: OH YOUR THE ONE I HEALED EARLIER
dekuwu: uh?!?!!?
Usagi: BITCH HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME
Kokobop: midoriya #Usagi is the one who was having an orgasm while healing you
dekuwu: WAIT THAT WAS YOU!!!
dekuwu: AND WHAT WAS THAT?!??!?
Usagi: A DOWN SIDE TO MY QUIRK
dekuwu: oof i break my body with mine
Kokobop: i get migraines if im in the inbetween for too long
toyota: i dont have full control over mine, and tbh the purple of my skin is from permanent bruising.
Plants are cool: oh ive nearly died once
murder: yeah,,, if he needs an extremely strong plant he uses blood and then, well hes been in bad situations
murder: for me,,, well ive got my wings caught in doors before, wings are great but tbh they take up so much space, and shed every 2 months.
icyhot: if i used too much fire, i start destroying my body, and if i used too much ice, well - lets just say the frostbite is something even im not immune to.
yamameow: oh i get sore throats from not using it, and using it too much.
sleep™: yeah,,, i pass out if i use mine for longer than 10 minutes
tape: oh my tape does run out, and boy i bleed alot.
meowzawa: i have dry eye. yall know this.
meowzawa: ayano passes out from overuse but needs to sleep a minimum of 8 hours to even use her quirk.
meowzawa: bakugou is losing his hearing, much like 'zashi who uses hearing aids.
meowzawa: oh and ravi is slowly losing the feeling in his fingertips.
meowzawa: dont even have me talk bout chanyeol.
meowzawa: your quirk is just one of many downsides Takeshi Rynne.
meowzawa: isnt your brothers worse?
Usagi: DONT TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER. HIS QUIRK HELPS PEOPLE BUT HE HAS TO SUFFER FOR IT.
meowzawa: then tell us all more about him, as I only know the dark things
Usagi: ....
Usagi: fine but dont come running to me if you have nightmares
Usagi: Takeshi Ryeok is my brothers name, his quirk much like mine is healing
Usagi: although with him the user he heals, he takes their pain and injuries, thats why the villains wanted him so badly.
Usagi: He's nearly died several times.
Usagi: up until my 10th birthday we looked identical. He healed our friend who tried to kill themselves using a rope. He healed the scar and took any lasting pain with him.
Usagi: ever since then he's had a bruise on his neck. Ryeok has been in constant pain since then. Hes not a Dabi case, but I see him once in a while.
Usagi: he avoids me with a passion, but everytime i see him, hes worse. I think he sees Recovery girl for some help in the healing process.
toyota: "Dabi Case" what does that mean exactly Rynne?
Usagi: you ran from home when you were around 10/11 right? havent been seen since, turned villain under a new name with the same quirk. thats a "Dabi Case"
toyota: oh.
Chapter 44: [smolbirb] and [ghostie] have joined [big memes] (FOC)
Summary:
Two fan characters have joined that chat!!! Easton and them will be mentioned again!!! just trying to find the creativity to do that!!! the OC's are owned by Sadtransboy (https://www.quotev.com/SadTransBoy)
Works in process:
Yao's backstory
This Fic
THE NEIGHBOURS (3 book series)
Chapter Text
[big memes]
murder: idk about y'all but i have a cousin.
Plants are cool: wot
murder: yeah the other kid with the bird wings.
murder: im his older cousin, but im hawk's younger cousin....
murder: he's hawk's bro.
murder: wanna see this shit
murder: here he and his broski is
[murder] has added [smolbirb] and [ghostie] to [big memes]
Necromancer: oh shit its the ghost kid
ghostie: oh shit its the necromancer
Murkrow: oof.
Succ: uh master i just walked in the front door of the apartment and for some reason there is a kid halfway though our floor and hes not wearing clothes...
Necromancer: ....
Necromancer: #tastethesun what the fuck is your boyfriend doing
tastethesun: yes. i have no idea.
tastethesun: #hairmom help
hairmom: tamaki what is wrong
tastethesun: mirio is in yoru's floor.
hairmom: thank you for telling me im sorry about him, we will be on our way
[hairmom] and [tastethesun] have gone offline
dekuwu: what the fuck
○(・x・): :D
Hands: yep....
Icyhot: so uh #smolbirb?
smolbirb: hi hi
ghostie: #necromancer im not one of your ghosts!!!
Necromancer: we been knew bitch
ghostie: oh cool,,, so #murder who are you?
murder: im #smolbirb's cousin,
murder: Ahiro Tooru - aka prohero Crow
murder: so square up
sleep™: highkey, scared
sleep™: ahiro if i didn't know you i'd probably be on my floor crying
sleep™: but i have 2 prohero dads so,,, im okay
ghostie: highkey,,, when i met hawks i almost cried
PikaPika: when i first met Team K i was crying. lets be real here
PikaPika: team K, y'all are amazing and dynasty your still scary
Kokobop: thank you i try
Kokobop: oh yeah newbies - dont you dare piss me off
Kokobop: you'll find all your secrets revealed.
ghostie: uh,,,,,,
ghostie: are they lying or ?
sleep™: no. sadly they are not.
ghostie: alrighty... uh im not gonna question it
smolbirb: #kokobop who are you?
Kokobop: Yao. Prohero/vigilante Dynasty. mess with me and you're dead.
smolbirb: im going to trust you on that.
Plants are cool: long story short - dont mess with yao. she will kill you.
Kokobop: >;D
murder: so thats yao, #plants_are_cool is my boi Kaoru aka Amaimon
murder: #ayaneru is ayano but shes busy tbh, #mindseeker is eita, but shes never on.
murder: #keyblade_master is asuga - shes the gaming hero
keyblade master: bitch
murder: the others i'd mention but they aren't in this chat
Solace: you forgot about me Ahiro
murder: shit
Solace: hi im Ravi Patel - Pro hero Solace. nice to meet you!
Solace: dont worry about Ahiro if you can't find him tomorrow - just gonna go kill him :)
spOops: thats a threat by the way #smolbirb, #ghostie. just letting you guys know!
spOops: oh hi!!! im Anabell by the way!!! Master Yoru has kindly gotten me a chatting web account!
Succ: and im his bf Akihito.... uh,,, im a demon.... yeah..
Necromancer: luv you babe <3
Succ: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!
Chapter 45: Tolvaz Zozros and friends have joined the chat
Notes:
The characters new characters in this chapter - sterbucks and shork - are my new BNHA OC's which I'm still working out the details for.
See my "all my oc's by group" https://www.quotev.com/story/11860996/All-My-OCs-By-Group/14
for more info.
Chapter Text
[We Gay]
[Tolvaz Zozros] has been added to [We Gay]
[Tolvaz Zozros] has changed their name to [sterbucks]
sterbucks: hey assholes
touyota: oh hey its you
sterbucks: oof
sterbucks: is that flame hands bitch face
touyota: is that spider eyed dick sucker?
sterbucks: low blow there dabi
touyota: sorry
sterbucks: nah its cool - sucking dick is pretty great tho.
touyota: i feel you, thats why im with hawks ;)
sterbucks: awe nice,,,, i was with tao-tao but hes busy and doesn't have time for me.
touyota: big rip there bud.
[ an hour later ]
Pika Pika: whom the fuck are you #sterbucks
sterbucks: one of the 10 people in class 4B.
dekuwu: i was right! that class exists!!!!
dekuwu: #meowzawa #louddad gimme 10 bucks each
sleep™: or just buy us both concert tickets.
meowzawa: fuck
louddad: which concert hito?
sleep™: BTS
louddad: i already have tickets to it????
louddad: hito i get into any concert for free - you know this. I just kinda show up and say i have my family with me and their like "k"
tape: awe fuck nice
louddad: hito, im allowed to bring 8 people with me.... so,,,,
sleep™: #tape, #Pika_Pika come with me
tape: :O
tape: OFC BABE
Pika Pika: OFC WE WILL BITCH
meowzawa: #icyhot because you were a temporary child with us, you and midoriya are coming too.
icyhot: yeet
dekuwu: *Aggressively dabs*
Naruto?: So #sterbucks, Who are you really?
sterbucks: read the name at the top of the chat bitch
Naruto?: im sorry but i cannot read that name
sterbucks: its perfectly legible to me?
Naruto?: uh?
touyota: white bitch it says "T̡̗͚͢ǫ̶̗̯̬l͉̙̹̥̹v̗͎̝͇̟̳ͅa̴̸͎̱z͏̵̲̭̠͎͉͉̬͕̬ ҉͎͚̤̘Z̥͍̺͙̕͟͡o̵̝͖̪̪̝z̙̻̞̗͇͢r͎̹̼o̩̮͎s̩͍̗͞ͅ ̖̠͖̤̰̪̳͠͞" for us so,,,, fix it?
sterbucks: ah fuck
sterbucks: happens whenever i join anything,,, sorry
sterbucks: uh,,, it should be fine now
Naruto?: ...\
Naruto?: how do i pronounce that
sterbucks: you dont
sterbucks: just call me cam zaz.
Katsuki: oh its you
sterbucks: exploding hands fuck ass?
Katsuki: who else, white bitch horned dick?
Eijirou: im missing something here
knifediva: yep~
knifediva: Tolvaz is our best friend!
skwah: pretty great if you ask me, never met but talked on the phone
sterbucks: ?????
skwah: hawks
sterbucks: oh fuck sir
sterbucks: i am so fucking sorry about the thorns covering your agency!!!
skwah: dont worry! after two hours they disintegrated
skwah: wonder if it was dry hands mcfuck
knifediva: probably - hes been less evil and has started wearing gloves that block his quirk so that he can touch shit properly
Katsuki: uh?
knifediva: I live with him and Rynne!
Katsuki: ah
knifediva: also touya! if you and hawks are available tomura wants to talk with you guys at our place! i'd be there with rynee, so no bad shit.
touyota: aight fine. im good for tomorrow wbu babe?
skwah: im off all this week so yeah why not
touyota: cool
[ the next day ]
Hands?: so #sterbucks, who are you?
sterbucks: Cam Zaz. of Class 4B. "The Thorny Horned Hero: Zozros" or as some villains like to call me "Cock Sucking Slut of UA" but i've started ignoring it
Hands?: ;-;
Necromancer: huh, so this is who you are
[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has joined [We Gay]
[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has changed their name to [shork]
shork: hey bitch
sterbucks: oh hey babe
touyota: this is your BF?
skwah: oh wait are you the shark tailed kid?
shork: yeah, why?
skwah: #murder has told me about you
murder: oh hey hinidae
shork: hey tohiro
murder: bitch
touyota: nice,,, chaos.
Raven?: it was ineffable
mom: oh no
froggy: hes quoting Good omens again?
mom: yep...
Hands?: he is now in my arms and asleep
ucantseeme: its cute and all- but shouji im stuck on your balcony still
Hands?: ill come get you
ucantseeme: thanks b.
floaty: anyone wanna watch ponyo in the common room?
bass boosted: UH ME BITCH
alien: ^
sleep™: ^^
copy paste: are we invited cause we want to come
floaty: ofc!
ken dough: cool, we will be right over
meowzawa: so all of 1-A minus Shoujiyami, Serodenkitoshi , Kiribaku and Tododeku are watching the movie? aight cool
louddad: you have ship names for our kids, your class, and their partners?
louddad: cause same babe
○(・x・): (;゜○゜)ア
○(・x・): σ(≧ε≦o)
floaty: ill save you a spot, want a couch, chair or floor?
○(・x・): ∑(゚ロ゚〃)!
○(・x・): (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*
○(・x・): ೕ(⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́ฅ)
floaty: floor it is.
spOops: Could I come Uraraka Ochako?
floaty: yep!
spOops: Could we go Master? or Am I allowed to go alone?
Necromancer: you can go alone- just stay on UA Property please.
spOops: Yes Master Yoru!
Succ: so babe is this a stay in and work night?
Necromancer: yep.
Succ: cool!
Succ: #louddad ill message you incase something goes wrong in our dorm building
louddad: kk
[ a day later ] [ 4:00 am]
shork: im gonna fucking say it
shork: that ghost looked like
shork: Amalie
shork: or the photos ive seen of her
sterbucks: im still trying to process it
Necromancer: oh fuck - sorry
sterbucks: did you know?
Necromancer: no- sorry...
Necromancer: once you had said that Duke - she dropped her phone and froze
Necromancer: now shes on the floor crying
Necromancer: she looks like the day i summoned her - purple faded eyes, a white summer dress, tire tracks up the front of her dress
Necromancer: shes having a panic attack now
Succ: nope- shes trying to teleport
Succ: and now shes gone
Succ: i think shes headed to her death marker place...
Succ: Master is breathing heavy - #ayaneru can you help?
[Ayaneru] has come online
Ayaneru: yep! Oto-san, Papa im heading to the Akita prefecture - will be back tomorrow!
meowzawa: stay safe and text us when you get there.
louddad: ill ask headmaster if he can send a car out there to pick you up
Ayaneru: cool! oh and Ravi is joining me - hes good at death related things (and comforting people)
Chapter 46: Nayeli returns Feat. Kim Aatikah, Ramona Foster and Asuga
Summary:
This chapter happens after the sixth chapter (letter?) of my side story: "Nayeli's Adventures: Attending UA and keeping it a secret from her older bro".
Essentially its her coming clean to her brother and his friends (Team K). Aatikah, Ramona, Asuga and Yoru back her up and tell team K off tho.
Its kinda sad.
Chapter Text
[we gay]
[Nyali] has come online
Nyali: hi guys!
Solace: What the fuck did you mean in that letter Nayeli?
Nyali: You know what?
Nyali: I thought that MAYBE we would talk about it in person - but now I realize that that's not going to happen.
Nyali: I thought that if I wrote to Mama, Sana and our dead brother - AMIR OF ALL PEOPLE - that I'd have the courage to tell you and you'd accept it.
Nyali: My mistake then.
Nyali: My mistake for thinking that you'd finally accept me - your 'quirkless' sister after what? SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.
Solace: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME TO UA. I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF.
[baku squad]
mina: no one go into the class 1-a chat
katsuki: which one?
mina: [we gay]
eijirou: wait why?
mina: Ravi is yelling at Nayeli for coming to UA
denki: oh shit
hanta: ill go message team k?
hitoshi: I don't think they will help but do it anyways
hitoshi: ill go message Yoru.
[we gay]
Solace: Why do you keep saying that you have a quirk? I told you to stay home - To stay somewhere safe and you fucking ignored it!!!
Nyali: OH LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW I HAVE A FUCKING QUIRK. GOOD FUCKING JOB RAVI - NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR YOUNGER SISTER.
Nyali: I WOULD HAVE SAID ONLY SISTER BUT SANA ISNT DEAD YET IS SHE?
ayaneru: hey you two just calm down!
Solace: Stay out of this Ayano
Kokobop: excuse me?
Solace: I said stay out of it Yao - Unless you want me to repeat myself.
wotm8: Vi' I understand why your upset but
Solace: SHE LIED
Solace: SHE LIED to me for the past YEAR.
Solace: Saying: " oh no im back home and am now at this boarding school don't worry about me"
Solace: GOOD FUCKING JOB ON FOOLING ME.
murder: so from what i've read and katsuki has told me - is that you two haven't been on good terms since nayeli turned eight
murder: and now your taking it out on eachother?
Nyali: my 'Brother' has been controlling what I can and can't do for the past seven years.
Nyali: and im sick of it.
Nyali: hes been doing this since I got my quirk - which is useless I KNOW.
plants are cool: hes your brother though - shouldn't you listen to him?
Nyali: I can't call him my brother anymore. not since he left without a goodbye - no one knew where he was going.
Nyali: Just papa.
Nyali: I had lost a brother two years before, a sister a year later - and then he was moving away, just like Sana.
Solace: wait a fucking second you WRITE LETTERS to Amir.
Solace: Whats the fucking point in even doing that
[10 mins later]
keyblade master: holy fuck ravi, shut the fuck up for once and let your sister - the only one you fucking have as Sana is doing her own thing and hasnt been seen since you both were 6 and 8 respectively.
keyblade master: i dont fucking care if im on a team with you but you have to see this all from HER perspective.
keyblade master: YOU may have moved on, you left - two years after Amir and Sana.
keyblade master: and what did Nayeli think of it?
keyblade master: she thought you were leaving forever - going to some place far away to die.
keyblade master: she only lied to you about her quirk because she knew you'd be mad.
i cant see you: from my perspective I was correct.
i cant see you: Nayeli is one that is blessed by light - unlike you who is shrouded in despair
i cant see you: much like my screen name suggests - i cannot see you #Solace
i cant see you: But I can tell - you hid away your feelings from when Amir passed, from when Sana left and now you finally are letting them out.
Necromancer: Nayeli will be staying in her dorm for the next few days.
Necromancer: shes asked me if she could bring Anabell with her to her classes because she no longer feels safe.
Necromancer: and shes telling me now that she no longer feels safe in her dorm so she will be staying with the fourth years of 4-D.
amaruq: I'm happy to walk her to class!
yuyu: ill help my best as well!!
[minutes later]
Solace: i just wanted to protect her
wotm8: we both pressed to hard into keeping her safe - and we know it.
wotm8: lets give her time and then see what we can fix.
Solace: okay...
Chapter 47: Lu Xinyi [HOROSCOPE] stirs shit up and calls everyone sluts
Summary:
This is a WIP, sorry for not updating in forever!
Chapter Text
[we gay]
crab goes skree: whats up sluts
crab goes skree: guess whose back
crab goes skree: cause i am
crab goes skree: anyways
crab goes skree: y'all need to relax and actually talk again
crab goes skree: cause no one will want to be near you if you are a depressing caterpillar #Solace #Nyali
crab goes skree: so fuck right off and go have a fist fight in the pit.
[ 10 mins later ]
crab goes skree: y'all solved your shit or what
am i sick???: hope they did, Ramona was pissed off - stayed quiet about it cause ya' know shes got like 12 dogs.....
am i sick???: anyways i watched their fist fight - Nyali unintentionally set off her quirk and now their both laying on the ground eyes wide and lost
am i sick???: im p. sure she gave him the brief view of space -cause now hes crying - they both are.... its odd to watch.
am i sick???: oh shit their both hugging now, both seem to know where they are again....
am i sick???: oh they both are sitting under that cherry tree by the pit.
am i sick???: they took out their phones
Solace: so do you wanna talk about that thing you did or ?
Nyali: sorry about that....
Solace: no no, what was it?
Nyali: quirk - overused but quirk.
wotm8: huh
crab goes skree: im so done with y'all shit
crab goes skree: this is why jonghae asked me to do this
crab goes skree: anyways - you guys acted like children in this situation instead of talking it out
crab goes skree: ill be telling Dao that all of your missions are on pause till you all have learnt your fucking lesson
*insert run here*: I've already paused all missions. If you all came and talked to me sooner I'd have told you and we'd have figured out a solution to this "problem".
*insert run here*: first of all, Ayano.
ayaneru: yes?
*insert run here*: I am ashamed that you didn't come tell me about this immediately. That is your role as the teams leader.
*insert run here*: Asuga, Why didn't you tell me sooner?
*insert run here*: Chanyeol, Ravi is not always right and you need to not take sides right away!
*insert run here*: Kaoru, Thank you for telling me something was up with Ravi TWO WHOLE DAYS AFTER THE FIGHT
*insert run here*: Tooru, Thank you for looking at it from an outside perspective and telling Eraserhead.
*insert run here*: Ravi, You had good intentions originally but you need to accept things. From her point of view she had lost ALL her siblings in the span of two years. I wont lecture you anymore as I know you have much to think about.
*insert run here*: Yao, next time don't take it so hard. Tell any teacher - me, or hell if you feel more comfortable - Tell Present Mic.
*insert run here*: Eita, Thank you for staying out of it and getting Yoru to help diffuse the situation, just next time please tell a teacher?
*insert run here*: Until you all can have a conversation without yelling at each other, missions will be on pause.
Chapter 48: months later feat. ramona foster
Chapter Text
[we gay]
amaruq: oh hi guys!
smol: OH YOUR ALASKA RIGHT!?!?!?!?
amaruq: yeah!!!
icyhot: do you really have 12 dogs?
run?: what class are you in?
yellow: does amaruq is gay?
tape: 12? i thought she has 4?
amaruq: ahahhahahhahah
amaruq: no, I do have 12 dogs, I'm in class 1-C, I am from Anchorage, Alaska, USA, and I am Bisexual.
Katsuki: yellow fuck you already have two boyfriends
yellow: bakugou im checking for spicy memers
Eijirou: oof
amaruq: Aatikah recommended that I should talk here more often, as class 1-C's chat is filled with Rover yelling at Jaerin for stealing her sweaters, Yoru telling Akihito to stop exposing their sex life and occasionally Cam and Theon pop in.
hands: Kim Aatikah is smart.
i cant see you: Thank you!
hands: how are you reading this?
i cant see you: Amalie (annabell!) is helping me! She reads the texts out for me, and I tell her what to type.
i cant see you: most of the time Akihito types for me!
murkrow: huh
mom: huh
mrogfemes: huh
*invisiline*: huh
alien: huh
*guitar noise*: huh
floaty: huh
sleep™: huh
floaty: what are all your dogs names?
amaruq: Siku, Ulva, Sesi, Chinook, Hiyori, Mekko, Tikaani, Yukon, Nikolai, Togo, Suka, and Qana
alien: holy shit thats a lot of dogs
i cant see you: I wanna meet them!!!
amaruq: Tikaani, Chinook, Suka and Nikolai come with me to school, you can meet them next week!
floaty: yeeeees
alien: yeeeees
sleep™: huh
i cant see you: Yoru, Ramona, Yuna and I like to summon things in the forest at 3 am! Sometimes Nayeli or Akihito joins us!
i cant see you:
you are revealing too much
i cant see you: whoops
i cant see you: Anyways, I guess you should add Yuna, Ramona
amaruq: fine, hope she doesn't say anything too bad
[amaruq] has added [selectively mute] to [we gay]
selectively mute: fuck you and fuck the government
amaruq: hello Yuna.
selectively mute: lmao is that Katsuki and Aatikah i see?
i cant see you: Hello there Yuna Müller! It is I, Aatikah. and me annbelle
selectively mute: #Katsuki Bitch
Katsuki: asshole
floaty: excuse me but who are you?
selectively mute: Yuna Müller, Quirk: Disappate (ex: able to take strong winds and make them disappear), I had lived with my shitty uncle for 8 years and became mute. I was scared of him. Since my aunt (mothers side) took guardianship of me once again, I've become a bit more vocal. I mostly just speak with people that im comfortable with and those who are also disabled - like Aatikah, Yamada-sensei and Katsuki.
selectively mute: I've recently become good friends with Tensei, Tenya's elder brother. I do use sign for most things - luckily Aizawa, Yamada and Chiyo all know sign. Apparently Cemetoss is learning sign as well, Vlad is against learning - as Aizawa and Yamada do have some sexual conversations in sign....
selectively mute: I swear that they forget that there is two of us that can read it...
selectively mute: #let_me_sleep™ and #loud_dad
selectively mute: Katsuki and I do not want to hear about how you two will see each other later and how the kids will be out of the house so its fine
louddad: yeet
Chapter 49: Yao wants to be yeeted into the void
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[we gay]
Kokobop: Ya know what fuck Himari
Kokobop: i dont even know if you guys can read these texts
Kokobop: fuck this shit
Kokobop: american highschool is hell and i want to come home now
Kokobop: Himari bring me home please
Kokobop: himari you bitch
Kokobop: ISTG if you havent been trying to look for a way to get me home, I will kill you the moment I get back home
Kokobop: I do not care if I go to jail at this point
Kokobop: I dont know how much longer I can keep myself from strangling this kid
Kokobop: fuck him, fuck you guys
Kokobop: thanks for worrying about me i guess
Kokobop: OH WAIT NONE OF YOU SEE THESE OR KNOW I WAS MISSING
Kokobop: FUCK ALL OF YOU
Kokobop: WHY DID I BECOME A HERO?
Kokobop: I COULD DOUBLE TEAM FOR YOU GUYS, I SAID
Kokobop: I COULD MESS WITH THE POLICE AS A PRO HERO, I SAID
Kokobop: I COULD HELP PEOPLE OUT WHILE STILL BEING IN THE MAFIA, I SAID
Kokobop: COME SAVE ME YOU FUCKS
[3 hours later]
discount kurogiri: Highkey scared for my life
discount kurogiri: Also we are looking for a way to get you home you ungrateful fuck
discount kurogiri: If you are so mad at me then why are you asking for me to help you huh?
discount kurogiri: fuck off
Kokobop: wow couldnt you have replied 3 hours ago?
Kokobop: you are so fucking lucky that I have a shit sleep schedule
Kokobop: also im at work bitch
discount kurogiri: like i said
discount kurogiri: we are working on getting you home
discount kurogiri: #ayaneru
Ayaneru: OWO MY BITCH
Kokobop: hey babe
Ayaneru: I've thought about it - and why dont you just travel back through your phone?
Kokobop: I don't exactly want to loose this phone tho.....
Kokobop: WAIT I CAN ASK PETER AND STARK TO HOLD ONTO IT
Ayaneru: who?
Kokobop: this famous fuck in this universe. more or less He's hella rich and makes some nice stuff.
[Kokobop] has added [Stark] to [we gay]
Kokobop: okay so he just handed me one of the brand new stark phones (his branded phones) and told me that if I ever need to come back or something, I can leave my normal phone there and use this new phone as my every day phone - it has all my files and all that so ig?
Stark: This is 'Stark' as Wei likes to call me. They will be taking home one of my phones, which should theoretically work. They will be home soon.
Stark: Of course we will miss them, but if Iron Man or Spider-man or any of the avengers need you guys - we will send a text over.
Loud Dad: oh okay. Uh when will we be expecting yao?
Stark: Right about now
Kokobop: in coming bitch
[20 mins later]
Stark: #Kokobop
Stark: I will hold onto your phone for you.
Kokobop: Rad. will it go next to the pager that nick dropped off last month?
Stark: Probably. Pete, Harley and I are going to find a safe place for it. If you ever need to come through it again - I'll make sure there is room to do so
Kokobop: thanks b.
Kokobop: tell MJ that I left n' that if she wants to talk, just give her my number - If i can text you normally then I should be able to text her normally.
Stark: will do w_yao! - Peter
Kokobop: oh peter I never told you what I said that one day in the GC did i?
Stark: you didn't, or at least i cant remember you telling me? - Peter
Kokobop: I said "W_Yao: Peter you a bitch"
Stark: yeet ig - Peter
Stark: see you next time you come around i guess?- Peter
Kokobop: Yep. I'll make sure to send a message before i come by.
Kokobop: Thanks for being my friend Peter. You were the only person I knew I could trust there.
Kokobop: If Eugene give you anymore trouble - just say you have me on speed dial and that I wont hesitate bitch
Stark: ahdsklasjfdk okay - Peter
Stark: But seriously Yao - Thanks for standing up for me. Mr.Dad got mad at me for not telling him I was being bullied but since you fixed the problem - I should be fine. -Peter
Kokobop: See ya' later bitch
Stark: you as well mx.dynasty
Kokobop: you fucktard
[kokobop] has removed [Stark] from [we gay]
Chapter 50: Ayano looks back
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[we gay]
Ayaneru: Its been a year since I joined this chat right?
Eijirou: oh wow it really has!
Eijirou: your first words: " Jersey Girl: Nico Nico Nii binch "
yellow: AND RESPONDED "Pika Pika: All confused people rt"
tape: we all rt'd
Katsuki: huh
Ayaneru: wow when i first joined i was a bitch
Ayaneru: then yao and lee joined
Ayaneru: big oof
Ayaneru: oh and then ahiro and kaoru told me to fuck off.
Ayaneru: good times.
Chapter 51: Eita Introduces TOKI to the group
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[we gay]
mindseeker: I'm adding a friend
Kokobop: omfg who
Ayaneru: please no more people from other dimensions!
Eijirou: oh who
[mindseeker] has added [TOKI] to [we gay]
[TOKI] has added [NITRO] to [we gay]
TOKI: is this 1-A? or is this the fuckers from ketsu?
NITRO: this is 1-A.
TOKI: oh good. Otherwise i would have told Nedzu about this
[Furry™] has added [Furry™] to [we gay]
Furry™: I already knew about this, It is fine Ms.Watanabe. I assure you that Yamada and Aizawa set this up for 1=A.
Furry™: Although, there are some less than savory things in this chat.
Furry™: Please notify me if any Ketsubutsu staff come onto UA campus without my knowledge Ms.Watanabe.
TOKI: Yes sir!
[Furry™] has removed [Furry™] from [we gay]
yellow: huh
tape: hes done this 3 times now denki
Acid: oof
TOKI: Anyways~
TOKI: I'm Toki, The Music hero! My quirk is called "Live Tune"
TOKI: You might have heard me once or twice during the stain and nomu battles~
TOKI: This is Nitro~
TOKI: Hes in 3rd year with me~
NITRO: Hello Hello~
NITRO: Similar quirk as Toki, but I actually look like a third year
TOKI: shut your face!
TOKI: its not my fault that im 5'5!!!!
TOKI: you are just super toll!!!
NITRO: hahahahA
yellow: wait I recognize your names
NITRO: lmao what
yellow: I've listened to your music!
TOKI: Oh really??!?!?!
yellow: Yeah i like 'Get Up' the most!
TOKI: IVE GOT A FAN NITRO LOOK
NITRO: i see that
Katsuki: what the fuck
Chapter 52: Harukaze-chan-san joins the chat
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[we gay]
[Rainbowship] was added to [we gay] by [Furry™]
Rainbowship: awe shit this is still my name?
Furry™: there are children in this chat
Rainbowship: so?
Rainbowship: if Bakugou is here he has said worse
Furry™: you are right - I am leaving now
Rainbowship: okay 'dad' see you
Furry™: why must you call me that?
Rainbowship: you make sure the staff don't kill themselves, you make sure students don't die - title: father
Furry™: I see.
[Furry™] has left [we gay]
yellow: who are you?
Rainbowship: oh right you dont know me yet...
mindseeker: who?
Rainbowship: im going to wait till #everyone's here
purple: huh?
pink: Oh another person?
sleep™: istg if you caused this denki
yellow: NOPE
yellow: it was the principal this time
○(・x・): d(・∀・○)
tape: well if this isn't denki's fault and the principal put them(?) here then we should accept it?
icyhot: for once I agree with you
green: good job babe
ucantseeme: lonely het hours
mrogfemes: lonely frog hours
Eijiro: its handsome manly men hours
Katsuki: isn't it always?
Eijiro: yes.
Hands?: i see
Raven?: i see
Mom-o: #meowzawa help?
yamameow: we see,,,, it might be Rain?
meowzawa: its rain
Rainbowship: Henlo presentation michael and Eraserhead
yamameow: i hate you
Rainbowship: no you dont
yamameow: no i dont
Rainbowship: Anyways - I'm Rain, The speeding Rainbow hero! I look like Hatsune Miku in my hero gear
green: OH YOU
Rainbowship: yeet
Chapter 53: Authors Note: Book 2 [Oct 20th, 2020]
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So you all may have noticed. I haven't updated this in quite a long time. Everytime I would need to write more, I would have to work up the energy or courage to write more. I have finally come to the decision to write a Book 2 of GCWPH's, I plan to write more stuff about my lesser known OC's like TOKI, NITRO, Harukaze, The DJ TRIO, Nayeli, Kim Aatika, Ramona Foster and Nakamura Yoru +Ghosts and demons.
This is not the end for the GCWPH's series and if any of you wish to write your own spin off go for it! I will be tagging this [ GCWPH ] in the tags section.
Please look forward to Book 2 of the series!!!
Chapter 54: uh Hey!
Summary:
I am back
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HELLO ALL!
I am returning to this fic. Be glad. This will be continuing and I will be bringing back old characters from this fic. Look forward to another 70 chapters /j
Anyways im actually invested in continuing this fic. it is not canon compliant, and therefore will not be including anything that has happened past the end of season three.
Chapter 55: 3-A
Notes:
Hello everyone!!! I've returned to this fanfic after 4!!!! FOUR WHOLE YEARS!!!!! Enjoy the next few chapters!
I will be releasing about 2-3 chapters a month for the next year (or until I am tired of this fic again,,,)
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Im back!!! I remember half the characters names, including my own ^^; Enjoy the next few chapters!
[We Gay]
smolmight: *dusts off chat*
smolmight: #everyone
bass boosted: What
smolmight: just checking who is alive
alien: poggers my g /j
Pika Pika: stop
Pinkalicious: no <3
tape: #sleep™
sleep™: die
Momo: someone is taking Katsuki's job
Katsuki: he can take it. Hitoshi stayed up late
Eijiro: Good Morning Babe!!!! <3
Katsuki: ....
Katsuki: <3
Kokobop: omg he has feelings
Katsuki: 凸(-_-メ)
Kokobop: there's katsuki
nghtmr: role call
nghtmr: 1
limelight: 2
Pictomancer: 3
Kokobop: 4
sleebi: 5
Nyali: 6!!!
Soleio: 7
lucioball: 8
oracle: 9
nghtmr: Team K is here
smolmight: (o^-’)b
strbrry: Izuku
Keropi: the gays are strong here
○(・x・): indeed
Apollo2: right back at you #keropi
runboirun: I Too, Am Here
Ebonydrkness: Tenya
holdmyhands: Fumi
Ebonydrkness: oh. hi Shoji
wimdy: Aatikah?
ucantseeme: Ramona!
sleebi: the disabled girlies are here
[2 hours later]
Apollo2: hey #ehehehe would we qualify for veteran support payments?
ehehehe: yes but you are students in school still.
ehehehe: if anything #mightmight and #toriNAH have higher priority
mightmight: I forgot about that. I don't think I actually apply, since the government is paying me to stay retired.
mightmight: I believe the same can be said for #toriNAH
toriNAH: yes
ehehehe: k
Apollo2: can I get $2000 then? I need to pay my phone bill
strbrry: check your bank account
Apollo2: holy fuck I said $2,000 not $200,000.
Apollo2: Jesus shoto
strbrry: child support payments
Furry™: and this is why I like this kid.
Characters in this:
Furry™ - nedzu
strbrry - todoroki shoto
Apollo2 - Ochako
ehehehe - Aizawa
mightmight - all might
toriNAH - grand torino
bass boosted - jiro
smolmight - midoriya
Pika Pika- denki
Pinkalicious - mina
tape- sero
sleep™ - Hitoshi
Momo- yaomomo
Katsuki - bakugo
Eijiro - kirishima
nghtmr - Ahiro tooru
limelight - Takahasi kaoru
Pictomancer - Yamato Asuga
Kokobop- Wei Yao
sleebi- Ayano
Nyali- Nayeli Patel
Soleio- Ravi Patel
lucioball- Lee Chan-woo
oracle- Kajitsu Eita
Keropi- Asui Tsuyu
○(・x・) - Koda
runboirun- Iida Tenya
Ebonydrkness- Fumikage Tokoyami
holdmyhands- Menzo Shoji
wimdy - Ramona
ucantseeme -Aatikah
Chapter 56: Gen-Ed and Supports
Notes:
This is from the second book I was writing, called "Tea and biscuits | GCWPH Book 2" so these chapters will be mixed in with the new ones for book 1 of GCWPH.
I have gotten back into the fandom. The community is a bit scary so I stick with reading or looking at art. I apologize if my writing has drastically changed since the start of writing this in 2019!!!!!
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[dont drop the soap]
i can't see you: should i be worried?
heart attack: about what?
i can't see you: im hearing explosions from the second floor - near the teachers office
therealhawk: that's just 1-A
Necromancer: can confirm - just 1-A
Necromancer: speaking of which - if you sense Tokoyami, bird head boi, then tell him that ive got a bone to pick
i can't see you: will do Yoru
slimebb: hatsume just asked me if she could take some of my slime and i dont know what to do
acidtrip: shes got some of my acid - just let her have it.
slimebb: ok,,,,
slimebb: its now burning through the container
slimebb: powerloader is now screaming
slimebb: oh shit here comes firedad mcgee
succ: omw b. dont let him touch you
Banshee: whats up with firewhore
like_nya: child abuse, thinks of everyone as weapons and/or useless.
Banshee: should i come and damage his hearing?
like_nya: no,, im here protecting p.nope, akihito is fighting the trashfire
amaruq: im on my way over, all dogs present - including eraserheads cats.
like_nya: the trashfire is screaming, no one is stopping the fight
like_nya: oh bakugou arrived - hes now fighting fire man
like_nya: trashfire is knocked out - p.nope is on her way back with kim.
like_nya: bakuhoe is joining us for dinner
woah-space: I'll make extra!!!! #lemme-smash make sure you buy an extra carton of milk and some extra beans
lemme-smash: ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ
shorkbucks: anyone else need anything?
like_nya: neilson half and half cream
shorkbucks: will do, what 'bout you teach?
rainbowroad: if anyone can grab me that new hero magazine - i was told im featured in it.
lemme-smash: ( ᵔ▽ᵔ)b
rainbowroad: rad
[katsuki] was added to [dont drop the soap]
[katsuki] added [Ms.Wei]
[Ms.Wei] changed their name to [mama]
katsuki: i figured yall would want a mother figure here
katsuki: this is Dynasty's mom - Ms.Wei
Mama: If any of you need Any advice, help, or the need to hide a body - please let me know
Mama: feel free to call me mama if you wish!
rainbowroad: so mama - do you have a quirk? I'm sorry if its a rude question
Mama: I have a very minor quirk, I have an overview or screen if you'd call it that.
Mama: I can make little list's and notes which stay on this screen - that only I can see. It's a wonderful reminder, especially when I get lonely or bored.
lemme-smash: Mama - do you have any advice on making curry? I know Nayeli #woah-space makes good curry, but i was wondering if you have any advice.
Mama: If you are purposefully making it spicy, then be sure to add good spices, rather than harsh spices.
woah-space: thank you mama!!
Chapter 57: Mama Wei helps everyone understand yao while ayka screams
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[dont drop the soap]
Mama: I've heard from a little birdy that you all want to know more about my little mantis
therealhawk: you mean katsuki?
Mama: oh of course!
heart attack: I wanna know more about dynasty!!!!
Banshee: is she really an assassin?
like_nya: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
amaruq: Ignore her - Does yao like dogs?
woah-space: oof ayka does not matter today i see
shorkbucks: oof
lemme-smash: f
Mama: my little mantis - Yao - is in fact an assassin, much like her father who turned into a mafia boss.
Mama: my little raven however - is following my training. Be the housewife who is more than they seem.
Mama: Yao does like dogs, we had two. We are getting two more for her birthday.
Mama: We accept that she is gay, my raven is too.
Mama: If any of you get removed from your house for being lgbtq+ or otherwise, You are always welcome at the Wei-Takechi house.
i cant see you: I already live alone- but for something like christmas break, could i spend it with your family?
Mama: Of course!
Mama: Let Mama take care of you.
[two hours later]
Mama: Could I learn all your names?
i cant see you: I am Kim Aatikah, I use She/Her and I am a lesbian
heart attack: Deq Rogers - trans man, he/him, gay
therealhawk: Hey!!!! I'm Kim Jae-rin, she/her or they/them, Pansexual
slimebb: Penelope Lim, They/them, Bisexual
acidtrip: Aiko Liu, She/Her, Bisexual
Banshee: Yuna Müller,She/Her or They/them, Asexual
amaruq: Ramona Foster, She/Her, questioning
woah-space: Nayeli Patel, She/Her, havent thought about it
shorkbucks: Theon Scyliorhinidae (Theon), He/Him, Gay
lemme-smash: Tolvaz Xozros (Cameron), He/Him, Gay
amaruq: #Necromancer is Nakamura Yoru, He/Him and They/Them, Gay. with his demon boyfriend #succ aka Akihito, who uses He/Him and They/Them, Gay.
amaruq: #like_nya is Tanaka Ayka, She/Her, Straight
amaruq: and finally #rainbowroad is Harukaze Shoyo, She/Her or They/Them or He/Him, they dont really care about pronouns and i think they are pansexual
like_nya: Can we Yeet the grapist into the sun or is 1-A already doing that
Necromancer: They were about to - what info do you have?
like_nya: he asked me if I "have fur Everywhere" and if i do, "do you shave down there?"
like_nya: he also flipped my skirt and am this close to ripping his face off
Necromancer: Yaomomo is taking in this info - she has taken a picture of your comments and are sending them to aizawa.
Banshee: Emo club meeting?
Necromancer: yeah.
Banshee: I see
Chapter 58: TMI LEMME-SMASH
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[dont drop the soap]
rainbowroad: Okay i've known yall for about 3 months now - but can we talk about quirks?
i cant see you: Oh sure!
like_nya: do you mean ours? im cool with sharing
rainbowroad: yeah.
rainbowroad: i can talk about mine first if you all would like?
heart attack: do it, you wont
therealhawk: hes in a mood
rainbowroad: okay,,,
rainbowroad: so my quirk is Rainbow Step - its a speed quirk that leaves Rainbow prints (shoe prints or footprints) on the ground after each step, the prints disappear after 10 seconds. I'm the one that looks like Miku
slimebb: oh nice
rainbowroad: okay someone else go,,,,
acidtrip: okieeee
acidtrip: so mine is called "Acid Trip" it essentially makes you really fuckin high and you feel like you are dying, however you are physically fine. I'm mostly asked to come help during villain transport, one touch and they are out. problem is - i gotta touch using sweat.
Necromancer: that fucking sucks b.
acidtrip: yep,,,,, but p.nope isn't any better
slimebb: oh yeah im shit
slimebb: if i use too much energy ill become a puddle of acid slime that can and will kill you. My Quirk "Slime Watch" can take in any poison/ acid and use it as a defense. Mei is always asking to test things on me, so im often there. I also get called out for villain transport.
therealhawk: rip
therealhawk: okay so mine~ "BEV - Birds Eye View" BEV essentially means that I can 'connect' to any bird nearby and use their eyes as my own- I am semi aware of whats around me - but It helps when we are looking for runaways and civ's that are trapped.
i cant see you: mine is similar with the trapped civilians! I can't physically see but my quirk "Exposure" lets me feel if there is any lifeforms near - and if they are alive. For the longest time I would sense every human + animal whether alive or dead and it was scary.....
succ: I can imagine.
Banshee: not to burst the sad bubble here - but whats your quirk Akihito?
succ: lmao what quirk
like_nya: ?????
amaruq: ?????
woah-space: ?????
shorkbucks: ?????
lemme-smash: ?????
rainbowroad: ?????
Necromancer: Hes a demon I summoned
woah-space: WHY????!??!?!?
Necromancer: Quirk bitch.
Necromancer: yeah my quirk: Necromancer. I can summon any spirits, demons and entities to come to my aid. You wonder why gen ed is haunted? ME BTCH
succ: im gonna come calm you down
Necromancer: fuck wait no we are tlalklsljhfdikeadkhsnjashuie
lemme-smash: oof #succ is giving #necromancer the succ
shorkbucks: ah yes like you do from time to time~
woah-space: I did not need to know
Chapter 59: [Dove] and [Prince] join the chat
Notes:
tbh ive been writing for a while and I just noticed bnha made my mind go brr and i wrote maybe 40 oc's for bnha alone???
I was writing 4 fics at once and had over 100 oc's in 6 months alone. god 2021 me was a mess
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[don't drop the soap]
[Tanei] and [WeiHito] were added to [dont drop the soap] by [ʎʇsɐuʎp]
[ʎʇsɐuʎp] has changed [WeiHito]'s name to [Prince]
[ʎʇsɐuʎp] has changed [Tanei]'s name to [Dove]
[ʎʇsɐuʎp] has gone offline
Mama: Hello Dear
Mama: I had Mantis add you~
Prince: ;-;
Prince: who even are these peasants?
Dove: Sir, I'd suggest not using that here.
Prince: why not?
Dove: Sir, with all due respect, Madame is on speaking terms with all of them
Mama: Oh Tan, you don't need to call me that.
therealhawk: um????
Mama: ah yes, These are two more family members of mine
Mama: #Prince is my son, Hitoshi, and #Dove is Tan - his bodyguard.
i cant see you: i see *wink wink, nudge nudge*
heart attack: oof
[ʎʇsɐuʎp]: oooooo~ hito is getting shit on already~~~
Prince: I thought you went offline dear sister
[ʎʇsɐuʎp]: and i thought you remembered my fucking quirk~~~
therealhawk: uh???
slimebb: mandarin.
acidtrip: yep.
Necromancer: So you are here too Yao
[ʎʇsɐuʎp]: bitch let me live
Necromancer: nah b
Necromancer: in [hecc endeavor] todo is asking you if your fam can adopt him
[ʎʇsɐuʎp]: ill ask mom
Chapter 60: Class 3-whey
Notes:
yes, I referenced COD:MW2 and a körangi fic I read (the fic: [will be placed here!])
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[We Gay]
strbrry: gimme gimme
Apollo2: gimme a man after midnight
bass boosted: gimme gimme- giga-P
strbrry: no.
smolmight: shoto you need to use your words
strbrry: [middlefingertouya.png]
Pika Pika: you just got told to fuck off by his older bro
Pinkalicious: oooooooo
tape: denki where are you?
Pika Pika: grabbing coffee for you two and mint tea for me
sleep™: coffee?
tape: yeah hes getting it babe
Pika Pika: don't worry toshi, im adding two sugars to hanta's and a bit of creamer to yours
Kokobop: add milk to your mint tea
Kokobop: its bright
Pika Pika: huh...?
Katsuki: trust Yao. they know what their doing
Kokobop: my father learned of it through some of his grandfathers comrades.
Kokobop: my great grandfather was in the military years ago. a friend of his who I know just as Oni one told a story of a 'comrade who put milk in his mint tea. it was very.... bright'
Kokobop: Oni passed away long ago. I was adopted three years before his death, He taught me lots
Pika Pika: .....
Pika Pika: its bright
Kokobop: indeed
Pika Pika: I oddly like it
Momo: save some for me
[Fam]
Nyali: im making Karak if anyone wants some.
Nyali: the 4-D dorms smell lovely right now
Soleio: why 4-D?
Nyali: the kitchen in 3-D is gone
Soleio: wdym gone?
Nyali: poof
Soleio: not you?
Nyali: I can't do that.
Nyali: villain
Soleio: "drylands mcfuck?" -yao
Nyali: yea
Soleio: "imma kill him"- yao
Soleio: "bring some to 3-A please? everyone is still waking up." - Momo
Nyali: kk
Sanya~: damn I wish I had some Karak rn
Nyali: where are you?
Sanya~: tokyo station. headed to my apartment before passing the fuck out
Nyali: come visit after your nap.
Sanya~: if I get swarmed im telling mom
Soleio: sure jan
[We gay]
Eiji: and that's the story on how my first viewing of Princess Mononoke went
nghtmr: wtf
Soleio: my sister is visiting today
Pictomancer: which one
Soleio: sana
limelight: so we get to meet the famous violinist?
limelight: nice
sleebi: isn't her quirk something to do with music?
Soleio: she's got perfect pitch naturally, but her real quirk is being able to pick up any instrument and instantly know how to play it. she still puts in the effort to make sounds and techniques perfect.
Nyali: she plays violin mostly, but the last time we saw her she was carrying a cello and a trumpet.
Nyali: I can play the flute but its been a few years
Nyali: Ravi plays the Piano and Clarinet
lucioball: I play French Horn if that helps?
Soleio: wait really?
lucioball: my middle school won all sorts of awards for music. My quirk wasn't very useful back then. I still practice.
oracle: not to bother anyone here but a lady with golden eyes is at the front door
Soleio: its sana
Nyali: its sana
oracle: im letting her in
Chapter 61: merch
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Apollo2: GUYS
bass boosted: what
Apollo2: we have official merch now!
Pika Pika: oh right from that meeting 3 months ago
Pinkalicious: ooooo I wanna see how mine turned out!
strbrry: I have already bought one of every single item.
tape: isn't there 20 items?
smolmight: there's actually 40 items as we each were allowed two. Tenya for example has a pair of shoes and a hoodie.
smolmight: I have a hat and a pair of joggers
smolmight: Kacchan has a scarf and jacket
sleep™: hoodie and socks combo
OurQueenM: Firstly, who changed my name
OurQueenM: Secondly, my merch is a long sleeve body suit and a unisex t-shirt.
strbrry: like I said. I have bought one of every item.
strbrry: I like tsuyu's umbrella
Keropi: umbrella and raincoat combo
Pictomancer: wow you guys just got merch?
Pictomancer: damn its been years since we got our first merch
sleebi: our first merch was in second year.
sleebi: we recently had our 12th? consultation on more merch
Kokobop: I can't exactly remember what all I have merch wise.
Kokobop: lemme check
limelight: I know I have a line of plant pots and plant furniture as well as several hoodies, jackets and ski apparel
nghtmr: we all got winter apparel.
nghtmr: I think my favourite was the bed sheets and black out curtains.
Soleio: I enjoyed the line of window stickers and outdoor furniture that we collabed on #limelight
limelight: Oh right those were great!
Eijiro: I have some merch from #duh-ow
Duh-ow: damn.
Duh-ow: its nice to see you kids actually looking for merch regarding us speeding heroes
Rainbowship: oooo does anyone have my merch?
Nyali: I doooo!
Eijiro: same
Rainbowship: aweeeee were so loved #Duh-ow
Rainbowship: Speeding/fast type heroes are so few and far between.
Rainbowship: Japan is lucky to have three current active heroes and one inactive.
Rainbowship: I know the only one in the states is Flash.
lucioball: Damn I remember the Flash.
lucioball: he's pretty chill
Kokobop: hes a bit of a bitch
Kokobop: anyways
Kokobop: I have merch in several categories, but I will only name the ones I vividly remember
Kokobop: swimsuits, winter apparel, Jackets and trench coats, motorcycle helmets, running shoes, three piece suits, and general formal wear
Kokobop: Ayano has a line of 'Jersey Girl' branded jerseys from various NHL, NBA, PWHL, NFL, and MLB teams as well as Japan specific teams
Kokobop: Eita is asleep right now but she's got a whole line of letter writing material as well as ear plugs/headphones
Kokobop: Nayeli just got merch a few months ago and the system says that she's got a telescope line
Kokobop: and her hero specific line of Saree are being released this weekend
Nyali: I forgot all about those.
ehehehe: you can wear them to class, we have rules in place that all students may wear cultural attire if they so choose
ehehehe: instead of their uniform.
Nyali: the one and only time I will say it, Poggers
ucantseeme: despite the fact that I cannot see, I have a glasses line and a whole organization set up to help fund clinics
ucantseeme: specifically to check for vision loss and other that things to attribute to vision loss. Genetics and things
ucantseeme: I never had vision, but I know some heroes do and theirs will go over time
sleebi: that it is the most heroic thing ive heard all week
toriNAH: I am one of the clients of that organization, as even my vision has gone.
toriNAH: then again I am old.
mightmight: Oh I have visited that clinic too! Ms. Inko recommended it to me
smolmight: when did you start calling my mom by name?
mightmight: I left the stove on
mightmight has gone offline
smolmight: I need to call my mom
strbrry: does izuku is all mights love child?
smolmight: no I met my dad. he's got a fire quirk
strbrry: sure jan
Chapter 62: Live Tune!!
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Kokobop: shit
Kokobop: I forgot to add Live Tune in here
smolmight: live tune?
bass boosted: how do you not know them?
bass boosted: I thought you knew every hero group?
[PikaPika] changed their name to [Yellow]
Yellow: oh yeah TOKI and the others
sleebi: ill do it
[Sleebi] added [TOKI], [Aiobhan], [Nitro Fun], [Marshmellow], [Camellia], [PBN], [FM] and [Slushii] to [We gay]
[Aiobhan] changed their name to [aoi]
[Nitro Fun] changed their name to [ntrfn]
[Marshmellow] changed their name to [buckethead]
[PBN] changed their name to [PBJ]
[FM] changed their name to [emdeef]
[Slushii] changed their name to [sushi]
TOKI: only took you 8 years to re-add all of us
kokobop: fuck you and fuck your music
finalboss-chan: sure wei
kokobop: a
[Kokobop] has gone offline
aoi: lmao you scared them
finalboss-chan: can't imagine why /s
sushi: maybe because you are the Camellia
sushi: and quite a BIG SHOT
finalboss-chan: maybe
smolmight: holy fuck you're camellia
Apollo2: #runboirun HE SWORE
runboirun: #Katsuki
Katsuki: i didnt do shit. he swears all the time
Yellow: I think there's more pressing things going on rn guys
ntrfn: o/
Yellow: \o
ntrfn: :catthumbsup:
Yellow: #Pinkalicious
Pinkalicious: oh cool its bucket fuck, peanutbutterjelly , redrum and sumo
Pinkalicious: my favourite DJ's
buckethead: im-
finalboss-chan: lmao that's the best shit ive ever read and I live with FOXX
PBJ: bucket fuck....
buckethead: new album dropping under the name bucket fuck this week
emdeef: ehehehehe
sushi: ah yes it is I, Sumo
sleep™: so where's yunomic
emdeef: with no mana.
emdeef: aka, asleep
sleep™: hmm
[sleep™] has gone offline
nnhr: rude
finalboss-chan: oh shit hey nnhr
nnhr: cametek
finalboss-chan: not anymore
nnhr: cametek im outside your front door
finalboss-chan: its open
nnhr: FOXX isn't home right now is he?
finalboss-chan: nah, wanna drop Ange?
nnhr: hell yeah
[Finalboss-chan] and [nnhr] have gone offline
[FOXX] has been added to [we Gay] by [Kokobop]
[FOXX] has come online
FOXX: hmm
[FOXX] has gone offline
Chapter 63: hey remember when
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yellow: hey #pinkalicious remember when you got so drunk you told monoma that you'd kiss him for 20 bucks
Pinkalicious: and then I watched him grab #shINYYYYY's shirt and kiss the shit out of him
shINYYYYY: neito and I have been a couple since first year
Pinkalicious: he demanded I give him $50 after that tho
strbrry: I paid for it.
strbrry: also is anyone short any money on their phone bills? I have free money to give away
strbrry: im already paying yours ochako
Apollo2: oop-
Ebonydrknss: I am short $50 this month
strbrry: sent
bass boosted: I got overcharged
OurQueenM: I got lawyers on it
smolmight: kacchan's got a shit ton of make up if anyone wants it. its stuff he doesn't want anymore
keropi: omw
hands?: anyone got old clothes you don't want anymore? im taking a bunch of mine and fumi's to the goodwill
Eijiro: omw with mine and Kat's
crab goes skree: oh shit I forgot I was in this chat
amisick???: lmao same
dcco64 (Guest) on Chapter 11 Wed 06 Feb 2019 05:28PM UTC
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