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Nezu added No, YEAHHHHHHH, Thgindim, and 9 others to [Teachers of UA]

Nezu added Ayano A-Y. to [Teachers of UA]

Nezu: This is Ayano, she's a third-year student at UA SKD. 

No:  please no

YEAHHHHHHH: yesssssss

No: no

Thgindim: Nezu, do you mean to tell us that a student is allowed in the teacher chat?

Nezu: Yep :)

Ayano A-Y. Changed Their name to Jersey Girl

Jersey Girl: Yolo

Wood: really?

Jersey Girl:  yep. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell ya nezu, but YEAHHHHHHH and No adopted Hitoshi, and I.

No: :/

YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta~ 

No: Ayano you're 17 years old

Jersey Girl: :/ You and Hizashi are 30. 

Thgindim: Aizawa is younger than I?

STRONK:  yes Nemuri he is. 

Jersey Girl: Wait...all might...why are you 'Stronk' 

STRONK: Young Midoriya is 'Stronk Jr.'

Jersey Girl: Kill me now Aizawa

No: Gladly

YEAHHHHHHH: SHOUTA NOOOOOO

Nezu Changed Vlad's Name To Count Chocula

Count Chocula: God Dammit Nezu

Nezu Changed Thgindim's Name To Bondage

Bondage: Fair

Jersey Girl Changed Nezu's Name to Furry ™

Furry™:!

No: One of my kids just burst into flames at the name of #2 Hero

STRONK: Ah yes-

Jersey Girl: Mr.Todoroki

Ass: What

Jersey Girl: Why does your son have so much anxiety?

Ass Left [Teachers Of UA]

Jersey Girl Banned Ass From [Teachers Of UA]

Jersey Girl  Added Tol n' Smol and Snek To [Teachers Of UA]

Jersey Girl Renamed   [Teachers Of UA] to [Adults of UA]

Tol n' Smol: He gone

Snek: Aya-chan is this the chat Tensei told us about 

Jersey Girl Added Sanicc to [Adults of UA]

Sanicc: What did you add me to Ayano. 

No: Hell

YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta wheres Coffee?

No: Coffee is in Hitoshi's room 'Zashi

Bondage: Tensei~

Sanicc: WE WERE CLASSMATES AYANO

Jersey Girl: You left me with Torino

Sanicc: IT WAS ONCE

Jersey Girl: He spent 3 hours explaining why endeavor is a piece of shit

YEAHHHHHHH: he did what now?

Jersey Girl: Torino, spent 3 hours talking about how much endeavor shouldn't be #2. 

Furry™  Added Old Stronk to [Adults of UA]

Old Stronk: wtf

Furry™  Changed Jersey Girl's name to Nico Nico Nii 

Nico Nico Nii: Why?

YEAHHHHHHH: at least you weren't changed to big yell

No: 'Zashi

YEAHHHHHHH: yes?

No: i was changed to what is sleep™

YEAHHHHHHH: oh

YEAHHHHHHH:  should i add...

No: no thank you

YEAHHHHHHH: okay

Jersey Girl / Nico Nico Nii = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Sanicc = Tensei Iida

Bondage/Thgindim = Midnight / Nemuri

No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead

Snek = Uwabami

Tol n' Smol = Mount Lady

STRONK = All might/ Yagi-chan

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

Wood = Kamui Woods/ Shinji

Count Chocula = Vlad/ Blood Boi

Ass = Endevour / Terrible parent #1

Old Stronk = Grand Torino

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Furry™ added smol might, acid trip, naruto?, and 17 others to the chat

Furry™ added YEAHHHHHHH and No to [Class 1-A]

Furry™ Renamed the chat to [Class 1-A]

Furry™ has left [Class 1-A]

smol might: what

Acid trip: owo whats this

Naruto?: everyone, this is for communication only!!! School topics, please!!!

boomboompow: Iida..... No.

Uravity: let's just have fun with it!!!

Hot n' Cold: does anyone know where the laundry room is

Falloutboi: First floor, along with the common room

Hot n' Cold: thanks... izuku is lazy and won't get the laundry.

Acid Trip: 'Izuku'?  you're calling him that now?

Pika Pika: mina! Sero's bullying me!!

Acid Trip: It's your fault your boyfriend is mad at you

what is tape: He ate my pudding

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: yeah bye

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left [Class 1-A]

Furry™ added  LORD EXPLOSION MURDER the chat to [Class 1-A]

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: LET ME LEAVE

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER has left [Class 1-A]

Furry™ added  LORD EXPLOSION MURDER the chat to [Class 1-A]

Furry™: Bakugou please stay in the chat

No: don't try nezu

Red Riot: Bakubro!!!

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: I'll stay

YEAHHHHHHH has added  sleep ™ to [Class 1-A]

sleep™: Da- wait where are we?

YEAHHHHHHH: the 1-A chat Hitoshi

sleep™: oh

YEAHHHHHHH: NEZU~~~~~~

smol might: has anyone seen my binder?

sleep™: no why?

Pika Pika: mines missing too!

Acid Trip: I'm missing a bra. it was my favourite too!!!

No: i don't want to hear this. only call me if someone is throwing another out a window.

Furry™ has left [Class 1-A]

YEAHHHHHHH has left [Class 1-A]

No has left [Class 1-A]

YEAHHHHHHH added Jersey Girl to [Class 1-A]

smol might: Hitoshi?

sleep™: Yes midoriya

sleep™: i see you lingering todokidoki

Jersey Girl changed Hot n' Cold's name to Todokidoki

Todokidoki: can you both come to my room

sleep™: omw

smol might: omw

Jersey Girl changed  [Class 1-A]'s name to [Class 1-Gay]

Jersey Girl: Nico Nico Nii binch

Pika Pika: All confused people rt

smol might: rt

Todokidoki: rt

Naruto?: rt

Pika Pika: rt

what is tape: rt

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER: rt

Red Riot: rt

Tentacrule: rt

Falloutboi: rt

Creati: rt

 Dat boi: rt

ucantseeme: rt

Acid trip: rt

BoomboomPow: rt

Uravity: rt

Jersey Girl: oi Hitoshi im stealing coffee from your room

sleep™:  no! take nacho!

Jersey Girl: fine. but you owe me an actual coffee!

Jersey Girl has gone offline

sleep™:  Jersey Girl is my adopted sister

smol might: makes some sense?

[an hour later]

smol might: Um?

sleep™:  what's going on?

smol might: I might have just seen the rat child dragging a bag of underwear into his room.

sleep™: .....

smol might: i think i saw my black binder in there

smol might: can you and shouto come here, please?

sleep™: omw

Todokidoki: omw

Jersey Girl has come online

Jersey Girl changed Jersey Girl's name to Ayaneru

Ayaneru: first off. I like to sleep. Secondly, I'm telling dad. thirdly, you are valid children

[Family o'cats]

Ayano-chan: hey dad

Yell dad: yes? 

Ayaneru: first of all when can hito and I reveal the fact that you and dad are our dads?

Ayaneru: Secondly, the rat child was seen dragging a bag of underwear and other clothes to his room. 

Ayaneru: An article of clothing that was seen was midoriya's binder (one of the three?)

Sleep dad: let me and 'zashi think about it.

Sleep dad: I will tell nezu as well as confront the grapist.

Yell Dad: what do you want for dinner?

Ayano-chan: Curry!!!!

Hitoshi-Chan: im up for curry. but im with izuku and shoto right now

Hitoshi-Chan: can i tell them?

Sleep dad: Are they the two you wish to date?

Hitoshi-Chan: well im not dating them, but they have trusted me with their biggest secrets...

Sleep dad:  who are the ones you wish to date then?

Hitoshi-Chan: Denki and sero...

Sleep dad: i see

Ayano-chan: i guess ill tell Patel-chan and Lee-chan then

Sleep dad:?

Ayano-chan:  my boi's

Yell dad:?

Ayano-chan: Solace. The sun boi. the one who literally glows

Ayano-chan: and 

Ayano-chan: Lee. Bass Drop boi. the one who dances better than Otō-san

Yell dad: right!!  them!!!! let me ask shouta.

Yell dad: so shouta fell asleep, he said you both can reveal us, only to the class.

Hitoshi-Chan: alright

Teachers:

Jersey Girl / Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Students:

smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto

Naruto? = Iida Tenya

Pika Pika = Kaminari

what is tape= sero

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou

Tentacrule = Shouji 

Falloutboi = Tokoyami

Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo

 Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui

ucantseeme = Hagakure

Acid trip / alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

Uravity = Uraraka 

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

((i didnt include them all cause thats too hard))

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S = Students, P = Private, T= Teacher

[Class1-Gay]

Ayaneru: I. what

sleep™: Ayano. dont

Ayaneru: but. what. How? when?

sleep™: Ayano. no

Ayaneru: do you have 2? 

sleep™: yes

Ayaneru: i've got one.... :(

sleep™: add him

Ayaneru: he goes to Ketsubutsu Academy High School tho..

smol might: wait what

sleep™: ayaneru was talking about me having sero and denki as my boyfriends, and then she was sad for only having one.

sleep™: her boyfriend goes to Ketsubutsu tho

smol might: oh. add him anyways

Ayaneru: fine

Ayaneru added Solace to [Class 1-Gay]

Solace: Ayano?

Ayaneru: who tf else Patel

Solace: Hitoshi?

sleep™: hi

Solace: okay.....

Ayaneru: this is a UA class 1-a chat. 

Ayaneru: but its clearly flawed cause my dads are in it. the prinicpals in it? and now you are

Ayaneru: im in class 3-A 

Solace: Fukukado-sensei might get mad at me

Ayaneru: you are a 3-A student Miyamura

Solace: but. 

Ayaneru: call him Patel. 

Solace: Ayano please use my name

Ayaneru: Ravi~~~~

Solace: Ayano!!!!!

Ayaneru: what.

Solace: are your Dasfsdfsdgfd

Ayaneru: no speaking 

Solace: okay :(

Ayaneru: anyways we should sleep....

Eijiro: please do

Eijiro: please don't wake katsuki

Eijiro: i just got him to sleep

Acid Trip: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Eijiro: Mina

Acid Trip: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Eijiro: Mina

Eijiro: ill tell you later

Acid Trip:( ° ͜ʖ °)

Teachers:

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Students:

smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto

Naruto? = Iida Tenya

Pika Pika = Kaminari

what is tape= sero

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou

Tentacrule = Shouji 

Falloutboi = Tokoyami

Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo

 Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui

ucantseeme = Hagakure

Acid trip / alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

Uravity = Uraraka 

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

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Furry™: I'm already doing the paperwork. Mineta is no longer in 1-A, he was expelled.

Creati: Thank you Principal Nezu

Furry™: No problem Ms.Yaoyozoru

Private message

Acid trip:  so Kirishima? 

Eijirou: i

Eijirou: well...

Eijirou: Katsuki's parents were pretending like he wasn't dating me and told him some bad things. 

Eijirou: And he kinda blew up a bunch of stuff, and screamed a lot. 

Eijirou: I think it took 2 hours to calm him down and another two to get him to sleep. 

Acid trip: well fuck.

Acid trip: I thought Y'all did a fuck but Nah.

Acid trip: I'll tell Aizawa that you guys won't be in tomorrow.

Eijirou: thanks... we need it...

Acid trip: #No 

Acid trip: could you come online?

No has joined [Class 1-Gay]

No: What

No: I'm eating breakfast

Acid trip: um... well

No: if midoryia broke his arm don't tell me

Acid trip: no it's not that...

Acid trip: Bakugou and Kirishima won't be coming to class today

No:...

No: send me the reasons 

 Between [No] and [Acid trip]

Acid trip: Katsuki's parents pretend like Kiri doesn't exist or when they do, it's as katsuki's friend and not boyfriend

Acid trip: His parents pretend like their son is straight

Acid trip: they pretend like he is normal.

No: I...

No: ...

No: Mic and I will have a word with his parents

Acid trip: Are you two together?

Acid trip: Cause I've seen the rings :)

No: Don't tell anyone - including the media - and ill give you full marks on your next test even if you fucked it up badly

Acid trip: my lips are sealed, sir!

YEAHHHHHHH: Shouta?

YEAHHHHHHH: I've got a question

No: Yeah?

No: what

No: I'm kinda busy Hizashi

YEAHHHHHHH: um.

YEAHHHHHHH: one of my hearing aids is on the floor in pieces

YEAHHHHHHH: the new teacher saw them in my ears and pulled one out

YEAHHHHHHH: he stepped on it.

YEAHHHHHHH: i... shouta...

YEAHHHHHHH: help?

No: Give me a minute. 

No: ill be there in a sec 'Zashi

No: where are you?

YEAHHHHHHH: teachers lounge

No: I'm bringing two students who need comfort

YEAHHHHHHH: alright?

Teachers:

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

No = Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic/Yamada Hizashi

Students (In this chapter):

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou

Creati / lesbionage = Yaoyozoru 

Acid trip / alien = Mina 

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[Ayaneru] added [kokobop] to [Class 1-Gay]

Kokobop: ayaneru wtf is this.

Ayaneru: well this is Hitoshi's class along with the principal, Ōto-san and Papa.

Kokobop: ah makes fucking sense

Kokobop: wait istg if you added me here to get me on this principal's side i might have to kill you and tell the Chinese mafia to bury your body and make sure it never gets found

Ayaneru: I promise, I only brought you here to meet Hitoshi's classmates (other than Katsuki)

Kokobop: oh ffs  Park soo-ro  you dragged me here to make more friends of my age group. 

Kokobop: didn't you?

Kokobop: you fucking asshole!

Pika Pika: wow Ayano-senpai. 

Pika Pika:  they swear more than Bakugou!

Acid trip: oh!!!!!!!!!! 

Acid trip: THEY DOOOO

Acid trip: WHO IS THIS AYANO-SAN!!!!

Kokobop: I fucking hate you Soo-Ro.

Kokobop: When you fucking die, I'm gonna make sure that the mafia dumps your body in the Chinese sea.

Kokobop: either that or dump your body in northern Russia and say that a polar bear killed you

Ayaneru: wow someones really being an asshole today

Ayaneru: Ya know. I expected this.

Ayaneru: well #No, #YEAHHHHHHH. if I'm not home tonight, assume that the yakuza or the Chinese mafia killed me

No: i will kill you before the mafia even find Ayano.

No: and that is a threat

Kokobop: Oof. 

Kokobop: not gonna upset the dad-man

Kokobop: fuck this shit im out

Kokobop: nuh uh.

Kokobop: he fuckin trained my boss nope

Kokobop:  nope nope nope

YEAHHHHHHH: shouta wtf

Katsuki: 啊你好姚！*

Kokobop: かつき！

Katsuki: so you're alive an' kicking i see

Kokobop: same to you, Katsu!

Katsuki: i might need you to threaten/murder someone for me

Kokobop: oh who

Katsuki: my parents

Kokobop: I gotchu' donut worry the mafia, yakuza and beehive have yo back.

todokidoki: Can you murder my father as well?

Kokobop: who tf hurt you and why?

todokidoki: i love the todoroki name an' all but 

todokidoki: FUCK ENDEAVOR

Kokobop: yeah the mafia's got yo back as well m8

Kokobop: oi Soo-ro add Kim Aatikah or Lee

Kokobop: I can stand them better than most of these fucks

Ayaneru: ill add lee.

Ayaneru: he'll understand better

Ayaneru: but fuck no. I'm not adding Aatikah

Ayaneru: she doesn't need her text to speech app reading all of these threats

Kokobop: oh shit you right

[Ayaneru] added [wotm8] to [Class 1-Gay]

wotm8:  왜 이래야하고 왜 여기 있니?

Ayaneru: 이것은 카츠키의 수업이고 야오는 내가 너를이 헛소리에 추가하길 원했다.

wotm8:  내가 참조. 잘 씨발 너 야오

Kokobop: well fuck you too lee

Kokobop: I thought that you interacting with 'other people your age' was a good idea

Kokobop: FUCK YOU SOO-RO!

Ayaneru:  You're fucking lucky that Papa hasn't said anything about this yet

Ayaneru: You're fucking lucky that Ōto-san hasn't said anything either!

No: Ayano.

Ayaneru: yes Ōto-san?

No:  your fucking grounded

Ayaneru: wait why

No:  you told us you didn't have a Korean name

Ayaneru:...

Ayaneru:...

Ayaneru: #YEAHHHHHHH

Ayaneru: can i not please

Ayaneru: Lee and yao are arriving tomorrow for a temporary stay

Ayaneru: please?

YEAHHHHHHH: shouta isn't budging. sorry hun.

YEAHHHHHHH: he's being a meanie.

YEAHHHHHHH: at least he's letting you pick them up and bring them to their hotel :)

Ayaneru: well fml

Ayaneru: how many days?

Ayaneru: nvm. how many years?

No:  two weeks

No: you can't go to hang out with friends outside of school and when school ends. you come home.

Ayaneru: nvm this is fine lol

notes, translate :)

啊你好姚！= Ah Hello Yao

かつき！= Katsuki!

왜 이래야하고 왜 여기 있니? = wtf is this and why am i here

이것은 카츠키의 수업이고 야오는 내가 너를이 헛소리에 추가하길 원했다. = this is katsuki's class and yao wanted me to add you to this bullshit

내가 참조. 잘 씨발 너 야오 = well fuck you yao

Teachers:

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Students:

smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki = Todoroki shoto

Naruto? = Iida Tenya

Pika Pika = Kaminari

what is tape= sero

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Red Riot / Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou

Tentacrule = Shouji 

Falloutboi = Tokoyami

Creati / lesbionage = Yao-momo

Dat boi = Tsuyu Asui

ucantseeme = Hagakure

Acid trip / alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

Uravity = Uraraka 

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Ayaneru =Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

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Wotm8:

wotm8 is a character I have created by the name of Lee Chanyeol, His hero name is Beat Drop. His quirk is the ability to create a sound wave upon hitting any object, including other people. So in theory, a wave/quake of sound that could potentially trip or injure an enemy/Villain. Quirk Looks: like Present Mic's when he yells, Image example, the circles at least, But the circle's - or whatever they are??!?!? - would be a white/clear colour. The 'drop' would only be used through his feet or hands. His inspiration was 'Lucio: Overwatch'.  

Kokobop:

Kokobop is another character that I have created by the name of Wei Yao. Yao is known as a 'Search and Rescue Hero'. Her quirk is the ability to 'look' through any item of technology and 'find' the person she has been sent to look for. The quirk only comes into play if she can have/hold on to /see an image of who she is looking for. Quirk Looks/Structure: Like Ene from 'Mekaku City Actors' she can 'go into' others phones, tv's, tablets and any other device connected to the internet or using data.  Her Quirk has a 6-hour max limit and a 5-minute min limit.  Yao, because of her quirk and her family connections, she is a member of the Chinese mafia, as well as the Yakuza. More or less she makes sure that their people don't get taken by the police while staying on the good side of the police. Her Inspiration was 'Ene: Mekaku City Actors'

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Ayaneru: So i thought about this for a while and thought it might be a bad idea

Ayaneru: but considering Yao hasn't killed anyone yet 

Ayaneru: and Lee won't be social

Ayaneru: ill be adding them

Kokobop: don't you dare

Kokobop: don't you fucking dare

Katsuki: istg Ayano no

Katsuki: are you adding Ahiro and Tooru?

Katsuki:  cause that's gonna go south so fast

Ayaneru: idgaf

Pika Pika: who are you adding?

Pika Pika: wait ahiro will be added!!!

sleep™: what about it?

Pika Pika: well i might be  friends with ahiro

Pika Pika: but we don't really talk much cause i know that they are busy

Ayaneru: i

Ayaneru: ahiro is never busy wtf you going on about?

[Takahashi] has been added to [class 1-gAy] 

[Ahiro] has been added to [class 1-gAy] 

[Takahashi] has changed their name to [Plants are cool]

Plants are cool: fuck you ayaneru

[Ahiro] has changed their name to [murder]

murder: i see that tokoyami is in the list of people in the chat

murder: where is that boi

Murkrow: hello again Ahiro-san

murder: my brother has trained you well

Murkrow: not really? 

Murkrow: he told me that he accepted me cause we were 'bird bros'

Murkrow: after you had left Japan he was really sad

Murkrow: now i guess he's fine?

murder: shit

murder: i just got a drunk text from him

Plants are cool: ooooooo show me tooru!!!!

Plants are cool: please!!!!

murder: i am so whipped for you

murder: GDI

murder: fine

murder: [sent image: takeshiisdrunk.img]

murder:  he isn't responding...

murder: i think he is with 'Davbi'? 

murder: and all i can think is that they might be frickle fracking

Ayaneru: omg

Ayaneru: OMG

Ayaneru: HITOSHI 

sleep™: wot

sleep™: omg

sleep™:  from what i can gather

sleep™: #murder thinks that 'Takeshi' is doing the frickle frack with the pyro villain Dabi?

sleep™: #icyhot

Icyhot: can confirm

Icyhot: even if Dabi is now a villain, 

Icyhot: we still love him

Katsuki: so your fucking saying

Katsuki: that DABI

Katsuki: THE VILLAIN WHO TOOK ME

Katsuki: IS YOUR BROTHER??!?!

Katsuki: YOU LITTLE SHIT 

Icyhot: uh yeah

Icyhot: its common knowledge.

Icyhot: we all hate dad 

Icyhot: Fuyumi knew it was Toya when she saw him

Icyhot:  after that, we all had a 'hey look we hate dad lets meet up n' talk shit about him' thing

Icyhot: i can't fully trust him but hey at least i got my brother back

smol might:  what's going on?

smol might: I just woke up

smol might: wait wait wait wait wait wait

smol might: IS THAT AMAIMON AND CROW

Katsuki: yes

murder: no

Plants are cool: no

Wotm8: rip tooru and  Kaoru

Kokobop: big mood 

characters in this chapter

Students:

smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Hot n' Cold/ todokidoki/Icyhot = Todoroki shoto

Pika Pika = Kaminari

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER / Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Falloutboi/Murkrow = Tokoyami

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol

Kokobop = Wei Yao

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru

murder = Ahiro Tooru

***see UA. SKD for details and background***

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private chat: secret times

sleep™: [Sent: midostopplz.img]

sleep™: [Sent: goforitmido.img] 

sleep™: ? is it really okay?

Ayaneru: omg

Ayaneru: ill check for him...

Ayaneru: [Sent: goforitmido.2.img]

sleep™: he's crying

sleep™:  he's too happy

sleep™:  he hasn't been this happy since, and i quote 

sleep™: "when i got my first binder and started T"

sleep™: really you made his night

sleep™:  all might came to see why Mido was crying and Mido replied: "im meeting my two favourite heroes!!"

sleep™: all might be hella confused till I quietly said "the Korean ones at least" 

sleep™:  he's asleep now

sleep™: good night Ayano

Ayaneru: night Hitoshi, can you make sure that shouto feels alright?

sleep™:  why?

Ayaneru: he seemed off today, after the mention of 'Dabi' and 'Toya' 

Ayaneru:  I hope he's okay.

Ayaneru:  may i suggest a three-way sleep over in your room, mido, you and shouto?

sleep™: that.

sleep™: is a good idea

sleep™:  and um nee-san?

Ayaneru: yeah?

sleep™: are you and Lee ever going to date?

Ayaneru:  im not sure, solace and I am....

sleep™: right... platonic?

Ayaneru: maybe? I'd like to date both? like completely asexually, and i know that the two of them are calling their relationship as 'friends with benefits' thing

Ayaneru: i think im gonna do it

Ayaneru: im gonna convince them to date me

sleep™: well, its time to sleep

sleep™: good night Ayano

Ayaneru: night hitoshi

characters in this chapter

Students:

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Chapter Text

Chat: Good beats and ungodly hours

1:00 am

murder: does anyone 

murder: here is

murder: gay?

ringring: why are you awake Ahiro?

murder: why are you

murder: Yamada-san?

ringring: Radio show

murder: makes sense

Plants are cool: Tooru? are you alright?

murder: yep. just ya know, home, dad wanting me to gie

murder: sorry

murder: give up on dating you

murder: cause its not 'appropriate for any of my sons to date other men'

murder: and that he's setting up a fucking

murder: fuck i hate him

murder: he is setting up a MARRIAGE CONTRACT

murder: for Takeshi and I

murder: i

murder: fuck

murder: i don't want to marry a stranger 

murder: let alone a random girl who will be nothing but rich and wanting me to buy her everything

murder: fuck that. 

murder: ..... 

ringring: are you alright? 

ringring:  I can and will stop him

ringring: you don't live at home and you haven't in how many years? 

murder: 6 years

ringring:  he has no control over you or what you choose

Murkrow: I don't want to suddenly alarm anyone, but i can't find any children's Advil and i have a huge headache

sleep™: you can't swallow pills right?

Murkrow: that is true

sleep™: grape, blue raspberry or berry

Murkrow: wow um

Murkrow: thanks?

Murkrow: grape is fine

sleep™:  k unlock yo door cause im here

Murkrow: I hope you don't have to marry anyone other than a partner of your choosing Ahiro-san

Murkrow: we can talk later?

murder: that would be nice

ringring: and ill talk to shouta.

ringring:  please do try to sleep at some point

ringring:  and Hitoshi?

sleep™: yeah?

 ringring:  please take your insomnia meds

 sleep™: good night dad

 ringring:  night 

characters in this chapter

Teachers:

YEAHHHHHHH/ringring= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Students:

Murkrow = Tokoyami

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Korean UA students

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru

murder = Ahiro Tooru

***see UA. SKD for details and background***

hey in every few chapters imma post cool fanart cause people need love - OverWorld

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HEY MAMA (Team K)

Ayaneru: I hate you so much lee

Wotm8: why? 

Wotm8: is it cause I took Ravi's innocence?

Ayaneru: hell no. 

Ayaneru: i don't really care about that, do as you wish

Ayaneru: but i haven't slept in nearly 12 hours!!

Solace:  im sorry if we kept you up Ayano

Ayaneru: god you moaned so loud

Ayaneru: i don't need to hear you guys doing the frickle frackle.

Plants are cool: at least Ahiro and I are quiet

Ayaneru: you honestly aren't any quieter. But since you now have a completely soundproof room, it is a lot quieter, i can still hear through the door and floor. if you forgot that im one floor below you?!?!?

Kokobop: wait a fucking second. You guys are fucking? Is that why i never Sleep???!?!?!?

Ayaneru: yep...

murder:  at least Y'all don't hear shouts of 'Touya!!!!!' every night! 

murder:  every night im home they do it. Every night im not home, they are doing it!

Ayaneru: Papa and Ōto-san have date night 2 Fridays a month, but during those two Fridays we can't be in the house. 

Ayaneru: they nicely ask us to stay over at a friends house.

murder: that is very true...

Solace: i do try to stay fairly quiet but Lee was asking...

Ayaneru: it's fine.... just remember that we aren't the only ones in this building. 

Ayaneru: my brother texted me this morning and asked if Ahiro and Kaoru were the ones doing the frickle frack. 

Ayaneru: I politely told him no and that they will be reminded.

Ayaneru: just look

Ayaneru: [goddammit.jpg]

Quick note, Ayano in chapter 3 common world domination, only had one boyfriend. Since then Solace and Lee have met and are now dating leaving Ayano alone. Although Ayano is now dating Yao. Yao is Bi, Ayano is Asexual, Kaoru is Gay, Ahiro is Pan, Ravi is Pan, and Lee is Gay.

Solace is Ravi Patel, Ravi is from India but now lives in Japan. Ravi is the eldest in his family, his mother is from India while his father is Japanese, both believe strongly in their religions. His father is a monk at a temple in Japan. His mother moved to Japan to live with him. Ravi or Solace (hero name) is religious, not as much as his parents. His parents support his relationship with Chanyeol and believe that Ravi is allowed to do whatever he believes is right. 

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol

Kokobop = Wei Yao

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru

murder = Ahiro Tooru

Solace =  Ravi Patel

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No: stay on your best behaviours

No: reminder

No:  i can see this chat, you idiots

YEAHHHHHHH: shouta don't call them idiots

YEAHHHHHHH: none of them are dumb!!!!

No: except you

Furry™:  Stay safe on your trip Eraser

STRONK: I will try my best to watch over them

[private teacher conversations]

STRONK: Eraser-san?

No: here are the rules and list of things to watch for 

No: cause my kids will try to kill each other

No: not just bakugou

STRONK: go ahead?

No: I hope you can remember this all. 

No:  

- if bakugou suddenly goes silent after a threat of him being bound like a monster, grab Kirishima and have them go see recovery girl

- if tsuyu is home sick she will flood a dorm bathroom.

- if midoriya and bakugou are fighting, let them figure it out

- if endeavour shows up, call me immediately (or mic, or nedzu)

- if any of my kids use their quirks and don't hurt themselves or others, don't tell me

- if one of them ends up in recovery girls office that isn't bakugou, midoriya or kaminari tell me (unless its mental health-related then always tell me)

- if any of the UA SKD kids start dying then contact #Dao_Katsumi 

- only call me in case of emergencies

- if there is a villain attack tell Mic and I, but we may not be able to help

No: that's it

No: if i remember anything else i will tell you

No: oh btw, Ayano and Hitoshi will be on this trip. Ayano is bringing Crow and Amaimon with her, while Hitoshi will be video calling Sero and Kaminari every night.

[i need new friends] 

Ayaneru: so ahiro how was school?

murder:  can i please murder that kid

murder: I'll call up Dabi and he can kill him 

murder: I just want that kid to fuck off

Tentacrule: excuse me for asking, but what happened?

Tentacrule: you seem rather upset and Fumi is worried

murder: so im in America rn

murder:  and if you have a quirk over there, it's 1. rare and 2. you're called a meta-human or some bs like that

murder: so im sitting there, cloak on, covering my wings

murder:  and this fucking idiot who calls himself "Flash" goes and pulls it off 

murder: he said "you aren't allowed to wear that"

murder: like fuck you, you grade 10. I'm older and i don't give a shit

murder:  so now the fucking American government is looking for me and wants me dead.

murder: #no can you fix this bull shittery?

No:  I'm looking into it 

No:  legally they can't do anything. 

No:  as you are not an American citizen

No: but if they dare to keep you in a cell somewhere - or even attempt to kill you, then we will have to call in Freedom Diver, Highscore and Hawks

No: they have the most sway in the world right now

YEAHHHHHHH: technically Toshinori still has some sway in America

STRONK: I'd prefer not to go back there

Falloutboi: Ahiro-san 

[Falloutboi] has changed their name to [raven?]

Raven?: if you need, I can tell Hawks-san about your situation

Raven?: never mind he's reading over my shoulder

Raven?: he just walked away screaming about how he needs to call his boyfriend and go to America immediately

Raven?: his boyfriend will need quite a bit of makeup to go on a plane...

YEAHHHHHHH: are you talking about a villain here?

YEAHHHHHHH: or a random person?

[todokidoki] changed their name to Icyhot

Icyhot: he's talking about Touya.

Icyhot: my older brother

Icyhot: who happens to be the villain Dabi

YEAHHHHHHH: am i concerned

YEAHHHHHHH: yes

YEAHHHHHHH: is hawks happy with his life?

YEAHHHHHHH: yes

Icyhot: I'm relaying the messages about ahiro-san's fate to Touya

Icyhot:  his reply 

Icyhot: [hahahahah.jpg]

murder: a guy with an eye patch tried to shoot me

murder: awe fuck

murder: Ayano come get me, midtown roof

Ayaneru: Got it

Ahiro's Day could have been better. It started with a kid claiming that he's inhuman and should be killed, leading the government to go after him. Legally they can't do anything right? Ahiro sighed and sat on the roof, where Ayano had conveniently appeared. "Let's fucking go." Ayano nodded and grabbed Ahiro's hand, teleporting them instantly.

They reappeared inside Stark Industries ((owo)). Which is where Present Mic had been all day. Mic - or Hizashi - ran up to them and pulled them into one of the empty conference rooms, one booked for him. "Shouta is looking into it. What happened?" 

"Well it started fine, then that kid happened, and now, in the last 5 mins, A guy with an eye-patch tried to shoot me in the back. Can we please leave?" Ayano looked at her friend who was clearly upset, as Hitoshi walked in with Aizawa. "There is a man out front claiming to have seen you two enter the building. He's having it searched for you two. Hawks and Dabi are on a plane set to arrive in the next three hours." Ahiro nodded at Aizawa's words "If the guy out front tries to take you both with him then I will make sure that he know's that we are Japanese and that he can't do anything. No tests, No holding Cells, Nothing." 

[Class Prezzes and Aizawa]

Creati: both Bakugou and Midoriya-san are having panic attacks.

Creati: Todoroki-san and Kirishima are calming them down now

Creati: All-might-sensei is worried about our health.

Creati: tsuyu-chan has continuously flooded the bathroom's

Creati: she says that it is because you are like a parent to us and Toshinori-Sensei isn't a good enough teacher.

Creati:  is Ahiro going to be okay?

No: we are working on it

No: make bakugou and Midoriya some mint tea. 

No: tell Asui that we will be back in a few days, 

No: basically have the whole class go to the common room and have them eat baby cookies and drink caffeine free tea.

No:  the baby cookies are on the top shelf next to Hitoshi's cereal box.

Creati: thank you, sir!

Furry™: 

No:

YEAHHHHHHH:

STRONK:

Students:

smol might:

todokidoki:

Naruto?:

Tentacrule:

Raven:

Creati: 

Dat boi:

ucantseeme:

sleep™:

Korean UA students

Ayaneru:

Wotm8:

Kokobop:

Plants are cool:

murder:

Solace:

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[Class 1-gAy]

Ayaneru: morning everyone

smol might: HOI

Furry™: welcome back

IcyHot: morning

Naruto?: Good Morning Ayano-Senpai!

Pika Pika: mornin~

what is tape: good morning?

Katsuki: hey

Eijirou: hello!

Hands: welcome back

Raven?: hawks is crying over my shoulder

Creati: oh dear

smol froggo: welcome home!

Cryptid: owo whats this?

alien: wait your home?!?!

BoomboomPow: finally

Uravity: Tsuyu!!!

sleep™: yes we are home

Wotm8: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Solace: relax

Kokobop: oh this is cool

Plants are cool: hello everyone

murder: hi

YEAHHHHHHH: WE ARE HOME~~~

No: yeah

Hands: Aizawa-san are you all home?

No: yeah

No: and we are never going back to America ever again

Naruto?: may I inquire why or?

No: the American government's safety unit 

No: Called SHEILD

No: Believed that Ahiro Tooru, who is  a member of Team K, is a mutant/Inhuman

No: i think you can figure out what happened after that

Naruto?: I see. 

Naruto?:  isn't it illegal for them to hold a citizen of another country hostage

Naruto?: that is - if they didn't do anything wrong per se...

No: Highly illegal

No: so UA has told the American Government, that they will no longer support the USA in any action towards supporting quirk users.

No: the USA is now trying to reason with us and we will not give in.

what is tape: so i cant visit my cousins?

No: you can. you will need to tell us in advance.

No: just temporarily no.

what is tape: uh... alright?

Katsuki: hey bird shit

murder: what

Katsuki: come to my room 

murder: why?

Katsuki: we need to talk

Katsuki: bring your overgrown plant

murder: k?

characters in this chapter

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

No = Aizawa Shouta/ EraserHead

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Students:

smol might = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

IcyHot = Todoroki shoto

Naruto? = Iida Tenya

Pika Pika = Kaminari

what is tape= sero

Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Eijirou = Kirishima Eijirou

Hands = Shouji 

Raven? = Tokoyami

Creati = Yao-momo

smol froggo = Tsuyu Asui

Cryptid = Hagakure

alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

Uravity = Uraraka 

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol

Kokobop = Wei Yao

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru

murder = Ahiro Tooru

***see UA. SKD for details and background***

Chapter Text

Ahiro walked down the hallway towards Bakugou's room. Kaoru walks with him, holding his hand tightly. They arrived at the door and knocked, The door opened to reveal a tear-stained face bakugou, and Kirishima. They walked in and sat on the floor, no one spoke for a while. "Katsuki? I'll go?"  he nodded at Kirishima, who took Kaoru with him, leaving Katsuki and Tooru alone.

[ Class 1-gAy]

smol might: is it a good idea to leave kacchan and Ahiro-san alone in a room?

YEAHHHHHHH: i'd say so. 

YEAHHHHHHH: Bakugou may be very harsh, but he has warmed up to Ahiro.

YEAHHHHHHH: and I trust Ahiro.

smol might: i was going to go ask kacchan for my socks back, but i heard crying so ill say in the common room.

Pika Pika: wait?

Pika Pika: our resident explodo-man is crying?

alien: wait?

alien: your not dead?

Pika Pika: you can fuck off

alien: let people have feelings

Plants are cool: sorry if this is a bad time but i found something while on my walk 

Plants are cool: its small, purple and talking about, and i quote "tiddies"

Plants are cool: who owns this child

BoomboomPow: thats Mineta, he was expelled from UA for being a creep, verbally and physically sexually harassing girls

Plants are cool: oh

Plants are cool: so i can punt him into space?

YEAHHHHHHH: as much i want you to Takahashi-Kun, please don't

YEAHHHHHHH: his parents will kill us

Plants are cool: oops

Plants are cool: i kicked him really hard

Plants are cool: i think he made it to a training ground, Beta?

Plants are cool: im going to go back to burning this spider

Hands: i thought you loved animals????

Plants are cool: its poisonous and tried to bite me

Hands: understandable have a nice day.

An hour had passed, Ahiro walked out of Bakugou's room. Tear stained faces, both wearing comfortable clothes.  They walked into the common room and sat on the couch together, silent, but appreciating each other's silence. Kaoru came back with a purple stain on his hands but sat down in front of Ahiro on the floor anyways. Everyone slowly trickled in, joining on the other couches. A movie was turned on, and everyone was just enjoying everybody else's comfort.

Chapter Text

[ We need a new chat name -D]

Plants are cool: im crying in the club

murder: why

Plants are cool: i have a small fan 

sleep™: smol or Small?

Plants are cool: smol

Plants are cool: shes in 1-C with Ally

murder: oh!!!!! HER!!!!

Pika Pika: who?

Murkrow: Yuna Müller, the first year who made me cry

Hands: she gave you a flower????

Murkrow: dont

Icyhot: oh i know her

Katsuki: how, bitch.

Icyhot: before she went into foster care i met her at one of my Father's meetings.

soft: oh! are you guys talking about Yuna?

Katsuki: yes you fucking idiot

soft: well you know her don't you Kacchan?

Katsuki: of course i know her. We talk every day.

Katsuki: she made mic cry

Murkrow: how??//

sleep™: how??

sleep™: wait isn't she mute?

Katsuki: yeah

Katsuki: shes teaching me ASL

Katsuki: anyways, she walks up to mic an' i in the middle of one of our meetings

Katsuki: she just gives him a box - which had cookies in it - and she asks for him to crouch down

Katsuki: and she whispers??? something to him and burst into tears, within seconds midnight is in the room and also crying

Katsuki:  so did she just fucking speak or am i crazy? 

amaruq: no she's been speaking a few words recently.

amaruq: she told me, through sign that its because she feels more comfortable, but 

amaruq: shes only saying 'hello' 'i love you' 'thank you' and 'bye bye'

amaruq: she can't form the words for anything else.

Icyhot: excuse me, but who the fuck are you

amaruq: Alaska.

Wotm8: wot class are you in?

Wotm8: cause idk you

Plants are cool: we know her Lee. She's the one with 10 dogs

Wotm8: wait really?

Plants are cool: yep

soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Icyhot = Todoroki shoto

Pika Pika = Kaminari

 Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Murkrow = Tokoyami

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Hands = Shoji

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop

Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon

murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow

amaruq = Alaska / Ramona Foster

Chapter Text

[Emo Club]

[3:40 pm]

Murkrow: does everyone have everything?

soft: I'm on my way with Shouto!!!

sleep™: Kouda is grabbing his cloak

○(・x・): omw rn

Hands: babe do you have enough chalk?

Murkrow: i've run out of red and purple

Hands: alright, let me finish my Micheals run.

Hands: ill be there in 10 minutes 

sleep™: gucci

Icyhot: who or what are we planning to summon tonight

Murkrow: Astolf. 

Murkrow: a demon who is one of the hardest to summon

Murkrow: we gonna do it

Hands: babe no

Murkrow: babe yes

○(・x・): chaotic neutral

sleep™:  Did You Mean: Chaotic chaotic?

[9:00 pm]

○(・x・):  we've summoned him

Plants are cool: oof id join but i just watched Necro walk out of 1-C with a pissed off/annoyed look on his face

Plants are cool: he just entered your building kouda

Kokobop: hes looking for Astolf

Kokobop: apparently they were 'hanging out' and 'making dinner' and 'i was gonna kiss his face but he fell through the floor'

Kokobop: he literally was making dinner with Necro and suddenly under Astolf a purple and white summoning circle appeared under his feet and he was fuckign gone

Kokobop: so rip yall

murder: i flew him over. 

murder: Anabella is with him.

murder:  oh is this ahiros group? hahaha! your all so cute!!!

murder:  master will probably kill you all for taking my lord from him 

murder:  your all fucked

soft: first of all 

soft: who the fuck was that

soft: secondly

soft: Master? My lord???

spOops: hahahaha they would kill me if i called them that to their facesssss

spOops: its okay tho cause im already dead

murder: bella can you not

spOops:  woops 

murder:  y'all need to not summon Astolf ever again.

Murkrow: we are going to be killed by his 'master'?

Murkrow: i am genuinely scared

Murkrow:  chad is scared

Plants are cool:  who the fuck is chad

Murkrow: dark shadow is chad

[Necromancer] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]

Necromancer: i can hear you fuckers

Necromancer: give me my boyfriend and never summon him again. 

Necromancer: i was about to give him a kiss you fucks

Plants are cool: i tried to tell them 

Plants are cool: but they don't listen

Necromancer:  i will give you a pat 

Plants are cool: fuck yeah

[Succ] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]

[spOops] was added to [Emo Club] by [Necromancer]

Succ: can we leave yet Yoru~~~~

Necromancer: yep!!!! just finishing up!!!

Succ: babe~ when were home can we please watch Super Natural and laugh at it???

Necromancer: of course!!

Students of UA:

soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Icyhot = Todoroki shoto

Murkrow = Tokoyami

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Hands = Shoji

○(・x・) = Kouda

Korean UA students

Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon

murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow

1-C and extras?

Necromancer = Yoru/ Necromancer

spOops =  Annabella (one of the ghosts that lives with Yoru and Astolf. She is the most tangible one and has no ill intent on anyone)

Succ = Astolf  (he is an incubus/fire demon hybrid, who has fallen in love with yoru, and will protecc him. )

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[readers]

[Shoyo=writes] has joined the chat

[Shoyo=writes] has changed their name to [TheOverWorld]

[TheOverWorld]:  Hello Readers

[TheOverWorld]: I'm so happy

[TheOverWorld]: you all are amazing!!!

[TheOverWorld]: Thank you so much for reading this!!!!

[TheOverWorld]:  I am thinking of a new chapter and I'd like to know what you'd like to see!!!

[TheOverWorld]:  I am posting this fanfic on Quotev, with the same writer name as I have here.

[TheOverWorld]: If you'd like your OC to be featured in this (They'd be placed in any of the second or third-year classes as well as 1-C)

[TheOverWorld]: I will try to write them the way you want me to, or you can write what you'd like them to sound like and say, and I'll make a chapter around that.

[TheOverWorld]: If you'd like to know what I listen to while I write these, I listen to "And That's Why We Drink" and "Welcome To NightVale" my two favourite podcasts. "And That's Why We Drink" is a Paranormal and True crime Podcast, while "Welcome To NightVale" is just plain weird and wonderful.

[TheOverWorld]:   I am so happy that I have Readers from the US, UK, Bulgaria, Canada, Australia, Norway, Romania, Poland, Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, Ireland, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Croatia, Singapore, New Caledonia, and Saudi Arabia! - ((on quotev i can see those stats))

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Chapter Text

[Class 1-gAy]

[5:00 pm]

Alien: kaminari you are no longer my friend

Pika Pika:  W h a t 

Alien: well today is my birthday and momo gave me tickets to go and see PRISM live

Alien: so our friendship is over

Pika Pika: sero Hitoshi come hugeth me

sleep™: OMW!!!

[1:00 am]

Alien: im screaming

Alien: thank you Yao-momo!!!!

[5:00 am]

Wotm8: wtf did i miss

Alien: i met PRISM, VIRUS and HOROSCOPE

Alien: i went to their concert... 

Alien: im on PRISM's insta page rn

Alien: im gonna cry

Wotm8: huh

Wotm8: you finally met them all?

keyblade master: seems like she did

Solace: ah! i know VIRUS, they are cool!!!!

Alien: Σ(￣□￣ || 〒 ||

mind seeker: im gonna be the chaotic chaotic here

mind seeker:  and add them~~~

[Mind seeker] added [w8 right there] to [class 1-gAy]

[Mind seeker] added [am i sick???] to [class 1-gAy]

[Mind seeker] added [trust your horoscope] to [class 1-gAy]

[w8 right there] changed their name to [literal queen]

[Mind seeker] changed [trust your horoscope]'s name to [crab goes skree]

crab goes skree: omfg Kajitsu your so fucking savage

literal queen: hahahahahahahahhahahahha

am i sick???: what were we added to kajitsu-ah?

mind seeker: a chat that has your pink fan in it.

literal queen: wait

literal queen: is 

literal queen:  alien 

literal queen:  the pink one i met last night????!?!?

crab goes skree: fuckin' hell ryuko, yes. they are.

Alien:   L(・o・)」

Alien: I am the pink one from last night ;-;

literal queen: CAN WE FUCKIN COLLAB IN A MUSIC VID?????

Alien: YES BITCH YES

Creati: I see my present went over well

BoomboomPow: wait, momo?

Creati: yes?

BoomboomPow: i don't want to seem like a money digger

BoomboomPow: but can we go see Cheat Codes live?

Creati: you are my girlfriend. i will try my best to get those tickets for you.

am i sick???: yall are fucking cute

am i sick???: ayo get me a womans or mans like this 

literal queen: you are literally dating Tyler

am i sick???: yes.

am i sick???: that is true

am i sick???: but he's sick

am i sick???: so he won't succ my dicc

literal queen: can you not

am i sick???: no

murder: that's one whole mood @am i sick??

am i sick???: is your other sick?

murder: Nah. he's making tea

am i sick???: but he won't get on your dicc?

murder:  he's waiting for me to get on his dicc 

am i sick???: oof rip 

literal queen: Jong-Hae you can't say that shit

am i sick???: why??/

literal queen: they are first-year high schoolers you fucking idiot

am i sick???: oh

crab goes skree: oh

literal queen: thanks for adding us but these two are not PG 13, im gonna be responsible for once and remove ourselves, Add us to another chat or something if you want

[literal queen] removed [am i sick???] from [class 1-gAy]

[literal queen] removed [crab goes skree] from [class 1-gAy]

[literal queen] removed [literal queen] from [class 1-gAy]

smol might: that was a shit show from start to finish

Pika Pika: MIDORIYA

Creati: MIDORIYA

BoomboomPow: MIDORIYA

alien: MIDORIYA

sleep™: MIDORIYA

Students:

Pika Pika = Kaminari

Creati = Yao-momo

alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop

murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow

Solace = Ravi Patel

keyblade master = Asuga

mind seeker = Eita!!!!

my good DJ children

crab goes skree = Lu Xinyi

literal queen = Tazumaki Ryuko

am i sick??? = Im Jong-Hae

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[Is Dabi a Todoroki?]

Furry™: why are we even talking about this?

YEAHHHHHHH: Nedzu, it kinda makes sense?

Fireman: the Villan Dabi has not and will never be one of my children

the-suns-mom: midoriya and todoroki shouto say otherwise

No: are they theorizing?

the-suns-mom: yep

No: god dammit

the-suns-mom: and that Patel kid called me 'mom' by accident

the-suns-mom: he proceeded to cry

the-suns-mom: I've adopted him now

the-suns-mom: lets make it official Emi

don't laugh: which kid is this?

the-suns-mom: the one from India

don't laugh: Eraser the kid is ours

No: don't talk to me about it. I'm not the kid's teacher

No: if anything go talk to Dao. it's his kid.

father?: i was mentioned?

YEAHHHHHHH: OMFG KATSUMI YOUR NAMEEEEEEE

father?: my kids call me father and dad all the time by accident

father?: Yao and Ahiro do it on purpose cause their fathers are   a s s h o l e s

father?: but one day Lee thought it would be funny to name me this so here i am

father?: anyways what did you want?

the-suns-mom: can we (emi and i) adopt/take Ravi Patel as our kid

father?: let me ask him... personally, i say no cause he's mine. but here at UA (JD), you can have him as your kid.

[father?] added [Solace] to [is Dabi a Todoroki?]

Solace: oh.

Solace: dad what did you add me too?

father?: Midnight and her girlfriend, Ms.Joke want to adopt you

father?: i know your parents are alive, but they want you as their kid

Solace: oh.

Solace: i mean, that would be nice!

Solace: my mum and dad are away in India, so I rarely see them

Solace: but i guess when I have winter or summer break while here in Japan, I could come live with you both?

the-suns-mom: yes please????

don't laugh: i might cry

don't laugh: please come stay with us when you have breaks

the-suns-mom: only when you cant go home to India or the break is too short for that!

Solace: yay!!!

Solace: im going to go tell Channie!!! 

Solace: bye Dao-sensei!!!

[father?] removed [Solace] from [is Dabi a Todoroki?]

father?: that answers it. I guess

Tol n' Smol: can we go back to roasting Enji?

YEAHHHHHHH: go for it

Fireman: why are you 'roasting' me?

Tol n' Smol: your kids have PTSD you fuck

Fireman: from fighting their classmates? you must be joking.

Tol n' Smol: THEY HAVE PTSD BECAUSE OF YOU 

Fireman: that is ridiculous

YEAHHHHHHH: hey babe want to share your input?

No: Enji

Fireman: Aizawa

No: let me lay some facts down before you respond to this.

No: Your child, Shouto, has nightmares of you. Yes. NIGHTMARES

No: whenever you call him, he has to sit next to Hizashi or I, because he is scared of you. He doesn't want to go home for breaks because he's scared that you will kill him during 'training' 

No: If you don't get your fucking act together, I will take this to court. You know what?  I'm Going to take this to court anyways!

YEAHHHHHHH: babe we dont have enough evidence.

YEAHHHHHHH: wait nevermind we do.

Ayaneru = Aizawa-Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

YEAHHHHHHH= Present Mic / Yamada Hizashi

Sanicc = Tensei Iida

the-suns-mom = Midnight / Nemuri

No = Aizawa Shouta/ Eraserhead

Snek = Uwabami

Tol n' Smol = Mount Lady

STRONK = All might/ Yagi-chan

Furry™ = Principal Nezu

Wood = Kamui Woods/ Shinji

Count Chocula = Vlad/ Blood Boi

Fireman = Endeavour /Enji Todoroki

Old Stronk = Grand Torino

father? = Dao Katsumi

don't laugh = Emi Fukukado (Ms.Joke)

Temporary adds:

Solace =  Ravi Patel

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[todokidoki family]

IcyHot: can someone tell me why hawks is in the kitchen trying to work the stove?

icewoman: OH FUCK

A/C: i thought you all made sure that he was never left unsupervised?

summer: he said that he was "going to go get a gingerale" but never came back 

summer: this is my fault isnt it?

A/C: yes

icewoman: yes

IcyHot: now can anyone explain the black haired fuck sleeping on the couch in the spare?? room?

bigbirb: SORRY ABOUT HIM~~~

bigbirb: Thats my s/o , i dont know if he wants to   t a l k  with you all or not?

bigbirb: he did tell me that the last time you all ' t a l k e d ' he ran away from home and became who he is today.

icewoman: so touya decided to come 'home', sleep on the couch in his room and not say hello?????!?!?

summer: wait thats touya????

icewoman: i mean yeah?

IcyHot:  my brother who i didnt know about is a villain??????

bigbirb: he likes using the word 'chaotic chaotic' or 'not quiet vigilante but not quiet villain' 

bigbirb: oof he woke up

[bigbirb] added [daddys'lil'monster] to [todokidoki family]

[daddys'lil'monster] changed their name to [toyota]

toyota: lol is enji in this?

bigbirb: he is babe

toyota: can i burn his face off?

bigbirb: you cannot, as i think some people here might want him alive, and by some people i mean no one in this house

IcyHot: this is weird....this is putting me off... hecc im gonna add izuku.

[IcyHot] added [Midoriya Izuku] to [todokidoki family]

[Midoriya Izuku] changed their name to [hecc]

Hecc: hecc?

IcyHot:  that is a strong mood izuku

Hecc: why am i in this? why is hawks here? who is Toyota?

Hecc: who are these people shoto?

IcyHot: summer is my older brother Natsu, A/C is my mom Rei, icewoman is my older sister Fuyumi, bigbirb is self explanatory, and toyota is ..... my eldest? brother?

toyota: lmao i am shoto. 

toyota: still not saying sorry for what dry hands mcfuck did, he wanted bakugou and hey, if i disobeyed id probably be dead

toyota: thank fuck that AFO is dead

bigbirb: babe.....

bigbirb: they don't know...

toyota: wait what

toyota: none of you told them? hahahahhhahahahahaha your lucky that i love you and that im not at that bar right now.

toyota: Toga wants to kill you btw 

Hecc: awe hecc gotta go drink that bone breaking juice again

IcyHot: id rather you dont

Hecc: tell that to yagi-sensei then

IcyHot: you mean your dad?

Hecc: my dad is a fire breathing asshole who lives in america

IcyHot: my father is also a fire powered asshole who might be reading this chat

Burninhell: I do not appreciate what you are saying about me Shoto.

Burninhell: I've taught you better.

Hecc:  then perish

IcyHot: can we ban father from this?

summer:  please

A/C: yes

icewoman: yep

[toyota] has kicked [burninhell] from [todokidoki family]

[toyota] has banned [burninhell] from [todokidoki family]

toyota: being chaotic chaotic

IcyHot: Touya?

toyota: yes shoto?

IcyHot: are you the black haired blue fire fuck?

toyota: yes shoto.

IcyHot: may i meet you in person?

toyota: i mean sure? but Mum is the one who makes the final decision.

A/C: you may, shoto. Touya? please visit me more often.

toyota: i will try.

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[can you not -ayano]

ayaneru: can yall not please

sweet caroline: not what?

sleep?:  we heard you guys fucking. we don't sleep and you know this

meow: you both need sleep and you didnt sleep?

ayaneru:  i couldnt sleep because you were begging for hizashi's dick

sweet caroline:  *error 404: hizashi.exe has crashed*

sleep?: like fuck ayano i know you hear takahashi fucking ahiro every week when your in the dorm right?

ayaneru: they dont stop. ever.

ayaneru: if you think that they aren't being dirty kinky fucks, then think again.

meow: every friday is date night. text us ahead of time if you want to stay home for that weekend. if you dont. you will hear shit you dont want to hear.

ayaneru: fair

[1:00 pm]

ayaneru: quick question.

ayaneru:  WHY THE FUCK IS YUU STANDING INFRONT OF THE 1-A DORMS

ayaneru:  IS THAT YUU? WTF????? WAS HE ADOPTED AFTER ME? WTF!!!!

meow:  ..... no comment

[meow] added [go the fuck to sleep] to [can you not -ayano]

go the fuck to sleep: what

ayaneru: DID YOU ADOPT YUU???

go the fuck to sleep: who?

meow: the kid with the brown hair and red markings under his eyes

go the fuck to sleep: OOOOOOH MY CHILD 

go the fuck to sleep: YEAH I DID AYANO

go the fuck to sleep: HES SO NICE OMFG

go the fuck to sleep:  hes really quiet tho.

go the fuck to sleep: He has a quirk but wont show us.

meow: ?

ayaneru: if i remember correctly, he could find someone based on their smell.

ayaneru: he always told me that I smelt like rain and flowers.

[go the fuck to sleep] added [smeeel] to [can you not -ayano]

smeeel: mum?

go the fuck to sleep: yes Yuu?

smeeel: who are these people?

go the fuck to sleep: Meow is Aizawa, Sweet Caroline is his husband Hizashi, sleep? is Hitoshi - their son.

go the fuck to sleep: I suppose you might have an idea on who Ayaneru might be.

smeeel: ......

smeeel: ... 

sweet caroline: has he crashed? or is he as quiet as Shoto?

ayaneru: the other son?

meow: ?

sleep?: yes.

smeeel:  kuzekara ayano?

sleep?:  wait ayano that was your last name before shota and hizashi adopted you?

meow: it was, she was ecstatic to get a new last name.

ayaneru: i'd rather not relive that time in my life Yuu-san

ayaneru: i mean its not like you were raped by your own father, while your mother did nothing about it, in fact she encouraged it.

ayaneru: the police never took me seriously and always thought I was lying even when showing them physical evidence.

ayaneru: not one person believed me till ralph took me away from them and took me to CPS, where i was placed in the adoption system, eventually meeting you.

ayaneru: its not like know that you can never trust a private conversation, alone in a room, away from your friends, with any male teacher or student.

ayaneru: i always have Yao in my phone, or Dao-sensei listening in, I cant trust anyone Yuu. I've just started trusting my new family, and i've had them for almost 5 years Yuu.

ayaneru: sdfkhjwemhasfjkrwnfdjkabhfjlasbnsjkaDNJFJS,D

sleep?: Aya-nee?

smeeel: did she just die?

ayaneru: HALLO THIS IS YAO.

ayaneru: I'VE GOTTEN HER TO FALL ASLEEP. 

ayaneru: SORRY AIZAWA-SENSEI BUT IM NOW IN YOUR HOUSE

ayaneru: SHE WANTS CUDDLES FROM THE FAMILY BTW.

ayaneru: UM. SHES SORRY YUU. SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE CALLING HER BY HER OLD NAME.

ayaneru: IM YAO. CALL ME YAO. OR DYNASTY. EITHER WORKS. DONT FUCK WITH ME

ayaneru: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[5:00 pm]

sleep?: is yao gone?

meow: i kicked her out. 

meow: now then

[meow] removed [smeeel] from [can you not -ayano]

[meow] removed [go the fuck to sleep] from [can you not -ayano]

meow: ayano deserves our love. living room now.

sweet caroline: IM RUNNING HOME

sleep?: in this house we stan Soft!Dadmic!prsent mic

meow:  ill make some tea.

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[Music is life?]

Mafumafu:  I heard REOL-san is back!

Amatsuki: wait.... REALLY?

Mafumafu: yep! I was working on 'Lemon' and I heard her singing in the next studio over. 

Mafumafu: but I didn't see her.....

Urata: was REOL there with GIGA-P?

Sakata: probably not?

96neko: nah, she was hanging out with us..

deco*27: it was good fun seeing her again, Its sad that Wowaka-san, Samfree and PowaPowa-P werent around for it...

REOL: your making me sad again

Alien Queen: are you alright?

Kween:  shes been in and out of the community recently Mina, so im not sure

Alien Queen: i know Ryuko but....

REOL: i should be alright, thank your for worrying Mina?

Alien Queen:  Thats my name!

REOL:  thank you for asking though!

Jack FM: Mina?

Alien Queen: Jirou?

Jack FM: oof i thought it was just me but heck its not.

Jack FM:  P-Mic added me

Alien Queen: Ryuko added me.

Kween: lol y'all are fuckin hilarious

HOROSCOPE: whats been happening?

VIRUS: same^

Kween:  Mina - the pink sister and Jirou - the jack girl, have no idea about this chat

VIRUS:  wait what??? t h e y    d o n ' t    k n o w ? ? ?

HOROSCOPE: hey @Alien_Queen @Jack_FM ,  i n    t h i s    c h a t   e v e r y o n e     i s   w h a t    t h e i  r     n a m e    s a  y s 

Jack FM:  .....

Alien Queen:.....

Presentation Michael: why did you tell them.... >:(

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[Yamada Family]

famous child: I forgot to tell you all but Ayano is home!!

mum!: oh, your daughter?

father: the one that teleports dear.

not famous boi: so you have TWO kids Hiza'

not famous gorl: yeah.....

famous child: hitoshi and ayano!!!! 

famous child: anyways Ayano is such a sweetie!!

mum!:  tell us more about her then Hizashi.

famous child: alrighty :D

famous child: so Ayano is our eldest, her quirk is teleportation and she goes to UA SKD

not famous gorl: the Korean division? why???

famous child: i'm not sure myself. Shou' would know! 

famous child: anyways, She's already been on TV

father: which one is she?

famous child: The one with the brown hair, brown eyes, wears sports jerseys alllll the time!!!

famous child: shes actually really nice!!! Really sweet!!! Next time we are in america i’ll make sure we visit!!!

not famous gorl: ‘ Zashi why the hell is your daughter on a team with a well known mafia criminal?!?!?!?

mum!:   Wait your daughter is with a mafia member?

father: thats dangerous.

famous child: Dynasty isn’t bad!!! She hasn’t killed anyone in years……

famous child: BUT

famous child: She will tell us hero’s when there is a serious case of sexual assault happening somewhere - if the mafia knows about it  that is - or she will tell us where the suspected pedophiles are!

famous child:   I wouldn’t have placed Ayano on any other team though…. She makes everything function smoothly

[Dynasty] has added [Fly~] to the chat

Fly~: ah! Papa!!!

famous child: ayano what are you doing???

Fly~: Oto-san asked me to tell you “Hizashi, i need you to come home early, and help me with something”

famous child: is it friday?

Fly~: Yes papa

famous child: I’ll have to head home then… ill message you all later!!! Goodnight!!!

[Dynasty] has removed [Fly~] from the chat

[famous child] has gone offline

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[fuck endeavour]

Ayaneru: so im having a party in the dorm, watching movies and eating junk food for the next few hours?

Wotm8: im in, ill buy the pop

Kokobop: if there is several tubs of ice cream, the can we play truth or dare

Plants are cool: can we play CAH?

Murder: im in

Solace: whats CAH?

*insert run here*: Cards Against Huminty, and yes we can do this

keyblade master: fuck yeahHHHH

mind fucker: ill be at Yuna’s so have fun!

Wotm8: whats this whole party about?

Ayaneru: the desctruction of Endeavour

*insert run here*:  Oh right he went to court and no longer is allowed to have children in his home

*insert run here*: cause he abused his children.

Solace: i knew it

Solace: I FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTTT

Murder: .......

Murder: Ravi did you get any sleep last night?

Solace: No because i heard you moaning over Kaoru's dick

*insert run here*:  I know that y'all fuck but can you not?

mind fucker: I know that your in a relationship with Asuga and want to fuck but can you not?

keyblade master: lol my borthday is next week fuck off

Ayaneru: Lets get back to party planning over   'the desctruction of Endeavour'

Wotm8: Noted

Kokobop: either way i'm telling mic about this

Plants are cool: I'm telling Icyhot then

Ayaneru: fine by me, invite all of 1-a if you wish, but igdaf

*insert run here*:  nedzu has agreed that yall can party if you dont use quirks.

Ayaneru: cool.

This is a work in progress, i wasn't very motivated to write more sorry.... more will come soon!!!

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[This is the worst timeline]

Plants are cool: Midoriya I came out here to help you and honestly i'm feeling attacked right now

Hands?: midoriya i dont know how you could even make him feel this?

smol might: he was telling me to forget about my anger and to throw it out of my mind. but it doesnt work that way

Pika Pika: what even happened thats all i want to know

what is tape: oh please be better then denki's fence incident.

Katsuki: wtf did you do

smol might: I threw a tree at him.

IcyHot: ........

Naruto?: ....... 

Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS 

what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Katsuki: what happened next?

Eijirou: babe no

Red: i see...

ucantseeme: I saw that happen, please continue!!!

Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

MTV: omfg midoriya

Pink:  

sleep™:

Ayaneru:  HAHAHHAHAHHAH

Wotm8:  AHAHAHHAHAHHA

Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA

Plants are cool:  :/

Murder: what did you do in return babe?

Solace: he beat him up

*insert run here*: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!

keyblade master: Hey eita wanna go play ddr?

mind fucker: sure.

Solace:  yeah.... Izuku chucked the tree at Amaimon - who in return tied him up in vines and punched him.

Solace:  both have bruises. 

Ayaneru:  HAHAHHAHAHHAH

Wotm8:  AHAHAHHAHAHHA

Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA

Ayaneru:  HAHAHHAHAHahahahhahah

Wotm8:  AHAHAHHAHAHHA

Kokobop: AHAHAHAHHA

Acid trip: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Pika Pika: OMFG THAT IS HILARIOUS 

what is tape: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ 3:00 pm ]

Plants are cool:  hey babe, if you mention this one more time today - you will face consequences. 

Murder: ha, like what

[Private chat: succ?]

Kaoru: context for everyone else:  a 1-A kid at UA.JD threw a tree at me and Tooru wont stop talking about it

Kaoru: now then - @Murder

Tooru: yes?

Kaoru: if you mention it one more time - no sex for the next month, AND you get really desperate for me, well - you must show me how much you need me.

Tooru: ..... yes sir......

Virus: omg this is the best thing to happen to me today!

Tyler: i literally sucked your dick five minutes ago after i was sick for a month and you had a blackout orgasm.

Virus: maybe so.

Yoru:  ah.... Midoriya?

Astolf: i believe so master.

Kaoru: Midoriya.

Yoru:  ah.... 

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[JustDance~]

[Succ] has added [vibrant_greene] to [JustDance]

soft: Who are you?

vibrant_greene: I'm Easton Greene of 3-B, I can shape shift but not into specific people!

Icyhot: better than Toga.

smol froggo: oh that blonde girl, and hello Easton!!!!

vibrant_greene: Hi TSUYU!!!

Murkrow: ah hello easton

sleep™: bitch i want to sleep but dad is making me stay up to test my reflexes when im hella sleepy

Hands: thats shitty

○(・x・): !!!!!!!!!!

keyblade master: yes i see he swore Koda dont worry about it

Plants are cool: @Sleep™ at least your dad actually cares about you and didn't disown you

sleep™: thats fuckin true!!!!

murder: hey hitoshi if you got high i will not tell your dad or ayano but please give me some

sleep™: aight  he went out for ice cream and would kill me if i passed out but come get this shit

murder: OMW!!!

Necromancer: so whats been happening?

spOops : your boyfriend , oh wait no "Daddy" finished sucking your dick off?

Succ: i will kill you

Necromancer: Ayo Ahiro send some of that weed my way.

murder: got it

spOops :  did i say something wrong? 

Necromancer:  yes... you OUTTED MY FUCKING SEX LIFE ANABELL!!!

spOops : OH THATS RIGHT IM SORRY MY LORD!!

Necromancer: NO YOUR NOT

spOops : NO IM NOT

spOops : I SHALL GO 'HANG OUT' WITH THE OTHERS~~~

Necromancer: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TELL TOUYA

spOops :  IT HAS BEEN DONE

Necromancer: YOUR GOING BACK TO THE GHOST REALM ANA!!!

spOops :  OH FUCK

vibrant_greene: are you alright there Yoru?

Necromancer: could be better. Touya is blowing up my phone and im tempted to go and shank him in the stomach with my fist

vibrant_greene: are you sure thats a good idea?

Necromancer:  yes

Necromancer: [wtftouya.jpg]

Chapter Text

[Love is in the air~]

YEAHHHHHHH: SOOOOOOOOOOOO i heard y'all talking about me and Shouta today!!!!

Sanicc: ah.... right......

the-suns-mom: Tensei was jealous of your relationship goals. 

Sanicc: NO I WASNT

No: You were. I could hear you

Sanicc: YOU WERENT ASLEEP?!!??

No: never assume im asleep unless you see 'zashi screaming and i'm not reacting. 

the-suns-mom: so back to relationships, We know about Tensei's stuggling love life, but what bout yours

the-suns-mom: and by yours i mean @STRONK, @CountChocula, @Duh_ow_cat_sue_me,@Furry™ ?

STRONK: i well....

Furry™: That is private information that I'd rather not share, Kayama.

Count Chocula: hm....

Sanicc:  Kan is fucking Ryou

the-suns-mom: HOLY FUCK REALLY

don't laugh: AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

don't laugh: REALLLY?!?!?!

Count Chocula: .......yes....

Duh ow cat sue me: y'all fuckin crazy

Duh ow cat sue me: but if y'all want tea, Toshinori is seeing Ms.Midoriya!

STRONK: i THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU

Duh ow cat sue me: RULE #1 DONT FUCKIGN TRUST ME OR MY STUDENTS WITH SECRETS. ESPECIALLY YAO AND EITA.

don't laugh: oh shit your right! Eita told me that Ravi isn't as pure as we thought Nem!

the-suns-mom:  wait what!?!?

don't laugh: uH yEAH!

the-suns-mom: wHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?

Duh ow cat sue me: Ravi is a sub and gets fucked (literally) by Lee Chanyeol.

YEAHHHHHHH: we dID NOT NEED TO KNMOW THISSSS

Duh ow cat sue me: Ayano also didnt need to know about you and Shouta fucking at 3 am on a saturday morning with shouta moaning about your dick but here we are

No:  your just spilling all the tea now.

Sanicc: its  because your not dating someone right?

Duh ow cat sue me: .......

Duh ow cat sue me: im actually in love and dating someone excuse me!

Duh ow cat sue me: shes so nice! and sweet! and gives me coffee every few days when i look like im not okay!

the-suns-mom:  tHAT NEON GIRL DOES THAT FOR ME TOO

Duh ow cat sue me: no no, my student is just v nice.

No:  why do you text like my daughter and son?

Duh ow cat sue me:  because my S/O is 4 years younger than I aizawa

No:   istg if your dating a minor

Duh ow cat sue me: nononononononononono!!!!!!!! they are legally an adult!

No: are they almost/are they in their twenties?

Duh ow cat sue me: ask me again in a year

No: okay.... so its legal, and they will be turning/will be twenty next year?

Duh ow cat sue me: yes eraser 

YEAHHHHHHH: Shou! i know who hes dating!!!!!

Duh ow cat sue me:  you promised

YEAHHHHHHH: i did....

YEAHHHHHHH: shouta is looking at me with *that* look

YEAHHHHHHH: i told him im sorry

Duh ow cat sue me: you betrayed me

YEAHHHHHHH:  ILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU KATSUMI! 

Duh ow cat sue me:  tHEN PERISH 

No:  so.....

[10:00 am]

No:  your dating one of your students who is in their third year?

Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back a year so she is in second year, but will be in third next year.

Duh ow cat sue me: she was held back because of her home schooling for all of elementary school.

No: will you share with the class who the student is?

Duh ow cat sue me: uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh

YEAHHHHHHH: do it or ill tell them

Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the-suns-mom: if you dont tell us i will make hizashi tell us!!!

don't laugh: im just here for the gossip

Duh ow cat sue me: uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Duh ow cat sue me:  uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Duh ow cat sue me:  uHHHHHHHHHH uHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Duh ow cat sue me] has added [lonk and zelma] to [Love is in the air~]

lonk and zelma: what chat is this katsumi?

Duh ow cat sue me: the teacher chat

lonk and zelma:  ahhhhhhhhhh 

lonk and zelma:  this is what Yao was talking about~

Duh ow cat sue me: im conflicted

lonk and zelma: you are an adult

Duh ow cat sue me: legally you are too!

lonk and zelma: yes but i am student

Duh ow cat sue me: fuck i hate you

lonk and zelma:  no you dont

Duh ow cat sue me: no i dont...

Duh ow cat sue me: sigh fine

Duh ow cat sue me:  this is my S/O

lonk and zelma: hola

No:  hello there

YEAHHHHHHH:  HELLO AGAIN!!!

the-suns-mom: hi?

don't laugh: hey hey!

Sanicc: memes?

STRONK:  uh hello @lonk_and_zelma

Furry™: dao who is this?

lonk and zelma: OMFG YAO WAS RIGHT 

lonk and zelma: SFSHDFJSLFHKWJR

lonk and zelma: yes i was 'score of course im right you fucking idiot

lonk and zelma:  and can you not leave your clothes in the dryer? 

lonk and zelma: Yao...... sigh

Duh ow cat sue me: she did that again.

lonk and zelma:  yeah//////

lonk and zelma:  as for who i am?

lonk and zelma:  I'm Highscore! the Gaming Hero!

lonk and zelma:  if you cant figure it out from there then your fucking stupid

lonk and zelma:  and im looking at Midnight Sensei here.

the-suns-mom: uHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY 

lonk and zelma: i called you stupid

the-suns-mom:  YAMATO ASUGA YOU HAVE DETENTION WITH ME FOR THE NEXT TWO LUNCHES 

lonk and zelma: lol there it is

No:  i ..... 

YEAHHHHHHH:  asuga?

the-suns-mom: oh fuck i was right

don't laugh: asdhhakjsdjksfdljlsd

Sanicc: memes.

STRONK: is this legal?

Furry™:  this is legal.

Chapter Text

[owo it me bitch]

Demon gods are real: where am i

Demon gods are real:  who are you all?

murder: we are fucking crazy idiots

plants are cool: we are Heros with special abilities called quirks. 

plants are cool: wbu?

Demon gods are real: i am a mom friend to a group of 7 idiots, of which 3 are lusting after each other, two are trying to date but one is oblivious to emotions, and then there is thw two who just want to watch the world burn, and then there is Lux and I.

Demon gods are real: its a good time

plants are cool: well im Takahiro and this is Ahiro

murder: sup fuckers

Demon gods are real: im Rowan, the 3 who are lusting are named Raiden, Urel and Ryuko. The oblivious fucks are Jayden and William, and the two who are watching the world burn are Alicia and Yilla. They probably will be joining us soon

Chapter Text

[Hello again....]

NeonOrange: Hello everyone! I'm sorry about the slow-ish updates!

NeonOrange: I have Exams coming up for school so my updates will slow down quite a bit.

NeonOrange: life wise, i'm very busy these next couple of days, so you wont get any updates until about Tuesday or Wednesday around 5:00 pm EST

NeonOrange: currently, i found out that I passed my english credit recovery class ((i took the class last sem, and on exam from last sem i got a 77 so :/ no english exam)) 

NeonOrange: Whats coming is more chapters of "Group Chats - with Pro Heros" of course, as well as a properly edited and better written version of "The Memorer" from my Quotev. I will also be rewriting "The CLAN" and my unnamed Noragami, D.Gray-Man inspired fic, My harry potter styled fic and "Exponent Zero".

NeonOrange: Anyways!!!! I'll update when i can!!! please enjoy my other works while this one is put on hold!

[[[[[incoming themes mentioning suicide]]]]]

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[June 26th, 2019]

NeonOrange: so,,,, a lot of stuff has happened recently. I'm on a Semi-Hiatus with writing my works because of whats happened.

NeonOrange: you may be wondering, Shoyo (OverWorld)? Whats happened?!?!?

NeonOrange: Exams have happened recently, and on the past Friday, a friend wasn't at his exam and wasn't seen all weekend. 

NeonOrange: He wasn't at his fourth period exam on Monday either.

NeonOrange: at some point between the 21st and the 24th, He committed Suicide. 

NeonOrange: we had our first class together this semester. he was one of the few people I knew long before the class has started.

NeonOrange: in my mind he was like a brother to me, never showing anything other than pure happiness, sadness, tiredness and delight. 

NeonOrange: He never showed how depressed he really was. we don't know what was going on...

NeonOrange: we were a class of 19 people, in which one kid never showed up and got kicked out (now 18) and the other would show up every 15 days.

NeonOrange: we now sit at a class of 17 people, we all knew everything about one another. We were almost like siblings of one huge family.

NeonOrange: But he left us. I hope that where ever he is now, he is happier. 

NeonOrange:  i may be on less and less for the next few weeks, but i will still be writing, maybe not posting right away.....

Chapter Text

[Sick beats]

Pika Pika: SICKKK

crab goes skree:  BEATS

alien:  BEATS 

alien: FUC

Eijiro: KATUSKI

Katsuki: EIJIRO

am i sick???:  VIRUS 

literal queen: HEY JONG-HAE GO SUCK ON KYLES DICK

am i sick???: HES SUCKING MINE

literal queen: FUCK

BoomboomPow: LUCKILY WE ARE IN SECOND YEAR AND THIS DOESN'T BOTHER US

sleep™: hey where is sero?

Tape King: henlo

sleep™: wanna succ?

Tape King: Please

Pika Pika: want two dicks Hito?

Pika Pika: at one time?

sleep™: please 

Pika Pika = Kaminari

Eijiro - Eijiro Kirishima

Katsuki - Bakugou Katsuki

alien = Mina 

BoomboomPow = Jiro

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop

murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow

Solace = Ravi Patel

keyblade master = Asuga

mind seeker = Eita!!!!

crab goes skree = Lu Xinyi

literal queen = Tazumaki Ryuko

am i sick??? = Im Jong-Hae

Chapter Text

[Hell]

[Bi-derman] has been added to [Hell] by [Ayaneru]

Ayaneru: hey hey

Bi-derman:   a y a n o

Ayaneru: ye?

Bi-derman:  w t f    i s     t h i s  ? ? ? 

Ayaneru: my school mates + team?

Bi-derman: oh okay!!!

Bi-derman:  Please introduce yo selfs

soft:  Midoriya Izuku / Deku - You can call me Deku!

Icyhot": Todoroki Shoto

Pika Pika: Kaminari Denki!!! Call me Kaminari plx

Katsuki: Bakugou....

Eijirou: I'm Kirishima Ejirou! Please just Kirishima though! Bakugou's first name is Katsuki, but i think he wants you to call him Bakugou!

Murkrow: my name is Tokoyami

sleep™: Shinsou Hitoshi, You remember me right?

Bi-derman: yea! your Ayano's bro!

Wotm8: im Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop...

Kokobop:  Wei Yao or Dynasty. Call me Yao.

Plants are cool:  My name is Takahashi Kaoru i also go by Amaimon. I'd appreciate it if you called me Taka or Amaimon though!

murder: Ahiro Tooru / Crow. Just Ahiro.

keyblade master: I'm Yamato Asuga!  NICE TA MEET CHA'

Bi-derman: woah thats alot of you..

Bi-derman: My name is Peter Parker... uhhhhh im also spiderman..... yeah....

Bi-derman:  uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bi-derman] has added [emjay] and [chair dood] to [hell]

emjay: what did you add us to peter?

chair dood: yeah what did you add us to?

Bi-derman: what should i?

Ayaneru: give it a second

chair dood: OMG WAIT THIS IS

chair dood: IS THIS IS JAPANESE HERO CHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Ayaneru: lol i guess

Ayaneru: read up for intro's

Ayaneru: anyways you know me, i'm ayano. that kid who punched flash then went to the office and called my dad to sort shit out

emjay: wait you did that?

Ayaneru: hell yeah. #kokobop would have done the same

Kokobop:  yep. he's an asshole who needs his ego lowered to a tolerable level.

Kokobop:  hes worse that the guy who killed my brother.

Kokobop:  thank fuck im with the mafia so this shit doesn't affect me

Bi-derman: um?

Ayaneru: ill explain

Ayaneru: Yao has a dark past and she is a member of the chinese and korean mafia- which are linked to the italian mafia. 

Ayaneru: kaoru has shit parents so he lived with his grandparents

Ayaneru: tooru's dad likes to force his kids into illegal marriges, and is now in jail. he lives with his mother

Ayaneru: asuga..... is okay? 

[10:40 PM]

keyblade master: yeah i'm just in debt.

Ayaneru:  cool, i mean not cool but your the most sane one.

Ayaneru: anyways - i was sexually assaulted when i was about 9, by my own father. 

Ayaneru:  papa and Ōto-san know about it. they adopted me. 

Ayaneru:  im heading to bed......

sleep™:  dont worry guys - ill check on her. 

sleep™:  hey #SCREAM and #meowzawa i hope your almost home

SCREAM: I just walked in the door and ayano is laying on the floor crying 

SCREAM:  im gonna make some food and make sure she sleeps

SCREAM: good night little listeners!

meowzawa: parker kid?

bi-derman: yeah?

meowzawa: i cant imagine why you are awake at 11:00 pm?

bi-derman:  im eating food in class? its 10:00 am

meowzawa: nevermind. good night

[2:00 am]

meowzawa: Ayano? 

meowzawa: are you feeling alright?

Ayaneru:  where are you

meowzawa: im on my way home honey dont worry

Ayaneru:  im scared

SCREAM: whats up sweetie?

Ayaneru:  i saw joseph today

SCREAM: oh sweetie!!!!!!

SCREAM: come to Ōto-san and I's room okay?

Ayaneru: okay.....

[9;00 am]

meowzawa: #Everyone

meowzawa: we will not be talking about the what happened at two this morning.

meowzawa: if you even ask me about it

meowzawa: you will no longer have hands

soft = Midoriya Izuku / Deku

Icyhot = Todoroki shoto

Pika Pika = Kaminari

 Katsuki=  Bakugou Katsuki

Murkrow = Tokoyami

sleep™ = Hitoshi Shinsou

Hands = Shoji

Eijirou = kirishima 

Korean UA students

Ayaneru = Aizawa Yamada Ayano / Jersey Girl

Wotm8 = Lee Chanyeol / Beat Drop

Kokobop = Wei Yao / Dynasty

Plants are cool = Takahashi Kaoru/Amaimon

murder = Ahiro Tooru / Crow

keyblade master = Asuga

Bi-derman = Peter Parker (SPOODERMAN)

emjay = MJ

chair dood = Ned!!!

mr.stork =tony!!!

Chapter Text

[yah yeet]

Kokobop: i hate you all

touyota: oh?

knive diva: she found my knife didnt she

touyota: what the fuck toga

Kokobop: i found that two months ago, but what the fuck guys

skwah: ?

Kokobop: yall cant go around telling your bosses about me

touyota: dry hands mcfuck saw me texting you all and asked me about it while i was slightly tipsy, that was my fault

skwah: babe why were you tipsy?

touyota:  you were out and the burning piece of trash named Todoroki Enji decided to bring me up in the news

skwah: oh i stabbed him for that

knive diva: i saw the word stab, who are we stabbing?

skwah: endeavour 

[Copy paste] and [ken dough] have come online

copy paste: why the fuck are we even in this chat

ken dough: good question but dont think that you can get out of that stunt from lunch!!!!

knive diva: what happened?????

ken dough: exploding boi, monoma, crtl+c vision, you know the rest

ken dough:  oh but then shit went down

Kokobop: keep going this is interesting

ken dough: he ctrl+c'd deku's quirk and broke his arm and leg

Kokobop:  good

knive diva:  wait how is that good?

touyota:  same?

Kokobop:  for the first 5 months of the school year, deku could barely control his quirk

Kokobop:  cause its not his it was never his. he was quirkless like most of the population of earth.

skwah: um?

Kokobop: the quirk was given to him

touyota: is this some all for one BS?

Kokobop: one for all.

Kokobop: all mights quirk

Kokobop: #copy_paste if you even mention this info out of this chat i will personally hunt you down and kill you.

copy paste: am i allowed to question this all in this chat?

Kokobop: yeah ofc

skwah: hey #Kokobop how did you find out?

Kokobop: i was hanging out in the in-between and came across his phone and read a couple texts. 

Kokobop:  i read every interesting conversation on any phone in 1-A or 1-B.

Kokobop: i have blackmail material

Kokobop: i know who has a crush on who, people who are low-key in relationships, people who are just fuck buddies, i know it all

Kokobop: so dont piss me off 

skwah: is that a bet?

Kokobop: your fucked

[hell]

ayaneru: so there i was, barbecue sauce on my tiddys

Pika Pika: omg she quoting vines

boom boom: #newqueen?

momma momo: yes #newqueen

[kokobop] has come online

Kokobop: Dabi and Hawks are dating and dabi sexts hawks while he is working

Kokobop: one of them said "god dammit babe im hard meet me in the alley by _______"

Kokobop: enjoy

[Kokobop] has gone offline

shouto: i need to rethink my life choices

sleep™: big mood m8

sleep™:  #murder what are your thoughts

murder: 

murder: i

plants are cool:  you've broken him

Wotm8: isnt that your job

plants are cool: 

plants are cool: i

 [yah yeet]

skwah: why did my brother just send me some cryptic messages about my sex life

touyota: you might want to check #hell 

touyota: my brother is currently spamming me with messages 

touyota: ive told him to fuck off and go back to sucking dick

touyota: he replied with the "i hope you reflect on this" kpop meme

touyota: i've done a good

skwah:  YAO WHAT THE FUCK

Kokobop:  yah yeet 

copy paste: what the hell did you do?

knive diva: i was sent a screen shot by ocha and i might have started cackling

knive diva: Dry hands mcfuck is confused

ken dough: petition to kill dry hands mcfuck?

knive diva: signed

touyota: why?

knive diva: id rather not be disintegrated by his crusty hands and he is a useless fuck now that AFO is dead

touyota: true, signed

skwah: AHHHHHHHH TOORU WANTS TO    S T A B   M E 

Kokobop: what the fuck do you think, ofc i signed

Kokobop: WE BEEN KNEW

skwah:  HE K N E W   A B O U T   M E   D A T I N G    T O U YA 

Kokobop: he didnt know that touya meets you in back allies during your rounds

Kokobop: only for touya to suck you off

skwah:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[2 hours later]

ken dough:  why are we in this chat?

copy paste: good question.

Chapter Text

((idk this kinda inspired this chapter))

Midoriya Izuku had woken up early, which wasn't much of a surprise, he had woken up early quite often. He heard noises coming from the kitchen, where Pro? hero Dynasty aka Wei Yao, was seated. She had a pair of safety glasses and gloves on. "I see you there Mido. i sensed your phone." He froze and slowly walked in. "I'm fixing blue fuckers phone. he dropped it while running the other day." He slowly nodded, but stayed quiet. In her hands were several different materials, including a pair of long armed tweezers.  "well im done. Don't touch this phone if you value your life." He nodded quickly and left the kitchen, Yao following him out.

a few hours later~

"Hey who the fuck left their phone on the table?" Sero asked. Midoriya looked up at Sero, who had been pointing at the phone Yao was working on earlier. "AH! Sero! Its Yao's i think? she was fixing it for "the blue fucker" but i dont know whose it is." he nodded and put plastic wrap over it with a note that said 'yao's do not touch, if you still wish to live' although, several minutes later, Ayano picked it up. "So this is what she forgot. oh hey guys." Before ayano teleported away

[we gay]

tape: so what was that about?

icyhot: yes what was that?

smol:  i am sworn to  s e c e r e c y 

Naruto?: is your life threatened?

smol:  m y    h a n d s    a r e 

Pika Pika: fair.

Katsuki: yao was fixing the blue fuckers phone right? 

Eijirou: yes babe

Katsuki: she fixes his phone all the time tho, i dont see the issue.

Hands?: its because we never catch her doing it

Raven?: hmm

mom: who is "blue fucker"?

froggy:  good question yao-momo

ucantseeme: I think its a kid at UA!

Katsuki: wrong

alien: how would you know bakugou?

bass boosted: i was wondering that too.

Katsuki: yao and i actually have conversations.

floaty: wow you talk to someone other than yourself? good job!

sleep™: that shade

Katsuki: Fuck

Katsuki: You

Kokobop: lol, he keeps breaking his phone tbh

Katsuki:  police?

Kokobop: yeah, the #1 hero likes to try and get him in jail, even tho he knows the real tea.

Katsuki: oof 

Katsuki:  hows your other chat?

Kokobop: oh its good. we have 2 1-B kids in it.

Kokobop: they are useful

Katsuki: and i cant be in it because....?

Kokobop: well fuck i guess im adding you

[yah yeet]

touyota: where the fuck are you?

Kokobop:  calm the fuck down. 

Kokobop:  i am adding katsuki

[Kokobop] has added [Katsuki] to [yah yeet]

katsuki: spill the tea sis

knive diva:  who the fuck

skwah:  blasty boi

copy paste:  why the fuck are you here

katsuki: right back at you bitch

ken dough:  its a good question that we don't know the answer to ourselves.

katsuki: anyways class 1-a is figuring out about this chat rn

katsuki: so fuck

katsuki: id add Ei, but idk how he'd feel about this all

touyota: lol he'd probably be upset.

touyota: although my boyfriend is #skwah so im fine

[memes]

Ayaneru: owo where you at bitch

Wotm8: do you mean me?

Kokobop: yes

Wotm8: im with Ravi

Ayaneru:  where 

Solace: we are in the gym!

Ayaneru: okay

Ayaneru: wbu #murder?

Plants are cool: hes a bit preoccupied 

keyblade master: dicc?

Plants are cool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

seek: we didnt need to know

keyblade master: your hearing it when ever you connect to him right?

seek: .....

seek: oh god i heard some things i never want to hear again!!!!!

seek: WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING KINKY

Plants are cool: (ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ)

speed: im gonna leave now

seek: I DONT NEED TO HEAR HIM MOANING "DADDY" OMG KAORU

seek:  I CANT LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE

seek:  OH FUCK I HATE YOU #Plants_are_cool

seek: #meowzawa HELP ME 

meowzawa: i will come and disable your quirk, give me 15 mins

[5:00 pm]

Ayaneru: just tell us everything

seek: I CANT LOOK AT THEM THE SAME 

seek: KAORU NO

seek:  hes moaning about wanting 'more'

seek:  KAORU NOOOOOO

seek: WHY .... HOW?!?!?!

Ayaneru: WOT?

seek:  HES GOT A 8 INCH BAD DRAGON DILDO UP HIS ASS

Ayaneru: omfg

seek: ITS A TENTACLE

seek: ITS VIBRATIBG 

seek: KAORYU STOP

seek: NO

seek: 

seek: 

seek: #ayaneru......

Ayaneru: wot?

seek:  there is some kinky shit going on between those two and i never want to know about it ever again.

seek:  #meowzawa thank you

meowzawa: np

[yah yeet]

touyota: YAH YEET BITCHES

Kokobop:  what the fuck 

katsuki: spill the tea sis

knive diva:  DID YOU PASS?!?!?

touyota: WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK TOGA

skwah:  awe yiss we can do rounds together now

copy paste:  what?

ken dough:  um?

katsuki: OH YOU DID THAT THING

touyota: lol i cant be put in jail now 

touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR 

[we gay]

tape: does anyone know why bakugou is smiling and running around yelling?

icyhot: i do

smol: #Eijirou do you have anything to do with this?

Eijirou: surprisingly no

Eijirou:  the blue fucker is no longer a villain so everyone is happy

Naruto?: istfg

Pika Pika: #mom dad swore

mom:  fuck

Katsuki: HE DID IT!!! FUCKING FINALLYYYYYY!!!!

icyhot: #touyota did you do it

touyota: FUCK ENDEAVOR 

icyhot: mood but did you do it?

touyota:  I am free from dryhands mcfucks grasp

knive diva: now we can hangout together again!!!!!

touyota: lol i dont have to hide whenever the police talk to hawks

touyota: oh this feels so good!

skwah: babe, im just happy that your free from them!

Hands?:  ......

Raven?:  oh are you a certified vig. now?

touyota: YAH YEET 

Raven?:  congrats

Necromancer: congrats

succ: congrats!!!!

Spoops: Congratulations Todoroki Touya!  all of us were rooting for you!

mom: ..... :/

froggy: oh

ucantseeme: well i guess #knife_diva do you want to go the cat cafe in downtown with me?

knive diva: Sure! I'd actually love some friends! 

alien: yeet ill join

bass boosted: ill come too, why not

floaty: sure!

mom: i am worried for their safety!

Katsuki: dont. im in a GC with them. they actually are more responsible than iida and thats saying something.

sleep™: i guess ill die then

Ayaneru: #sleep™, meet me on the roof of your dorm, we gonna have a Team K + you and who ever you want to bring picnic!

sleep™: Denki, Sero. 

sleep™: lets go to this picnic

tape: free food? im in babe

Pika Pika: lets go eat!!! 

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[?????]

Kajitsu Eita: what?

?????: huh? did you get rid of my phone number?

Kajitsu Eita: who are you?!?!?!

?????: come on! you really got rid on my Kakao talk ID! wow

?????: wow Ei thats rude.

Kajitsu Eita: Tarou?

Kajitsu Tarou: hello sis!

Kajitsu Eita: yao must have removed your number! im so sorry!!!

Kajitsu Tarou: nah its fine!!!

Kajitsu Tarou: so, hows school?

Kajitsu Eita: its been alright... we did have a soul swap situation last week.

Kajitsu Tarou: wot

Kajitsu Eita: yeah! I ended up in Yoru's body, his boyfriend was not happy

Kajitsu Eita: did i mention that yoru is the one that summons the dead/demons, and that his boyfriend is a demon?

Kajitsu Tarou: hmmm

Kajitsu Tarou: yeah i had a weird week

Kajitsu Tarou: first i get a box in the mail thats clearly yours but it comes home

Kajitsu Tarou: then get told that my schedule next year involves me getting up at 5 am for a 7 am class and my day ends at 7pm

Kajitsu Tarou: and then, Mom calls me to ask if ive seen the cat.

Kajitsu Tarou: like come on mom, i live in Canada right now.

Kajitsu Eita: hmmm

Kajitsu Eita: hows medical school?

Kajitsu Tarou: Para. Med. School?

Kajitsu Tarou: hell, but im doing something im good at

Kajitsu Eita:  true.... well see you in 2 months?

Kajitsu Tarou: hell yeah. see ya soon lil' sis.

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[BITCH]

skwah: has anyone seen my jacket

Murder: which one?

skwah: MY HERO TIME ONE

Murder: p sure i say touya wearing it

Kokobop: can confirm he is wearing it

touyota: bitch

Kokobop: asshole

knive diva:  slut

katsuki: dick

Necromancer: whore

Murder: when tf did you get here

Necromancer: bitch i live here

Necromancer: and Astolf added me

succ: yeet

ken dough: why am i friends with any of you?

Necromancer:  because your class mates aren't this odd?

katsuki: spill the tea sis

Wotm8: im

seek: your not wrong

seek: also #Murder next time you and kaoru have sex, please for the love of god, disconnect from me.

seek:  i dont want to hear you moaning.

Murder: whoops

touyota: OMFG EVEN I'M NOT THAT DUMB

skwah: babe you suggested for us to have sex on your dads bed

touyota: you right

icyhot: dont let mom find out,,,

touyota: how is mom?

icyhot: alive. she now at home since hes in jail now

touyota: oh so babe your number #1 now?

skwah: yeet i guess?

skwah: honestly im letting the UA staff get the treatment they deserve, and im happy with number #2, so #meowzawa do you or any of the others want #1 spot?

meowzawa: i will talk to nedzu, and see what he says, then we will decide.

meowzawa: i personally do not want first, nor does mic

DadMic: yeah,,,, im good. i have 2 kids to look after, and a radio show, and i teach,,, so im good...

skwah: yeet

touyota: come here babe, its hot!!!

skwah: fine.

skwah: see you guys later, cause i know we wont be back on for a few hours.

icyhot: alright, well. try not to burn the house down, and make sure that you actually turn on the A/C not have Mom or Fuyumi do it.

touyota: k. see ya.

[2:00 am]

nanuq: so my doggos?

green: yeah,,, how many do you even have?

nanuq: 12? i normally only bring 4 with me to school, but maybe ill bring them all on friday just out of spite

green: why?

nanuq: Jeanist is coming in to talk and tbh i hate him.

nanuq: like bakugou-san's time with him was not good....

green: Thats fair...

Necromancer: why tf are y'all up?

nanuq: doggo's

Necromancer: true :/

nanuq: wbu?

Necromancer: i have a demon boyfriend

nanuq: oof right

screm: please sleep

nanuq: sorry mic-sensei

Necromancer: lol no sorry

screm: please?

screm: please?????

Necromancer: i'd love to if i could but insomnia and the fact that tamaki and i are the only two people in UA who do night watch?

screm: oof forgot about that program

screm: ill tell shouta not to kill ya

Necromancer: k 

Necromancer: #tastethesun come on we have watch 

tastethesun: fuck you and fuck this

Necromancer: what

tastethesun: i feel like im dying

tastethesun: im sick

Necromancer: i guess ill just get Astolf and annabell to check out everything before calling it a night

Necromancer: night duty is cancelled folks time to take my meds and pass out woot woot

Necromancer: night yamada-san

screm: its better than nothing,,,,

screm: also Tamaki, if you need meds ill get hitoshi to bring you some

tastethesun: i feel like im dying

tastethesun: yes please mic

tastethesun: please 

screm: hes on his way, he will text you when hes there

tastethesun: ?!?!?!?

tastethesun: how????

screm: dont worry about it

screm: #kokobop ?

kokobop: 'tis done 

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[we gay]

Solace: I wanna see my little girl

wotm8: here she comes

Solace: i wanna see my little girl

[Nayeli Patel] was added by [Solace] to [we gay]

Nayeli Patel: what is this?

Solace: a group chat of all my class mates and the Japanese division of UA

Nayeli Patel: who are you?

Solace: Nya-eli what the fuck

Nayeli Patel: Ravi... what is this

Solace: memes

[Nayeli Patel] has changed their name to [Nyali]

Nyali: so could you introduce them? or are they online to introduce themselves?

Solace: well you know me, #wotm8 is Channie.

wotm8: हैलो छोटी बहन

Nyali: !!!!!

Nyali: हैलो बड़ा भाई

Ayaneru: owo whats this

Kokobop:  owo my non-existent dicc

Plants are cool: guys what the fuck

keyblade master:  this is not a good first impression

seek: i'd say im disappointed but this is how you two are normally.

murder: noice

Solace: introduce yourselves to my younger sister

Ayaneru: oh! Hello Nayeli! 

Ayaneru: I am Aizawa-Yamada Ayano, but please just call me Ayano. I am the leader of Team K, which is the 9 member team of hero's that your brother is part of.

Nyali:  its a pleasure to meet you Ayano!

Ayaneru: you as well!

Kokobop: I'm Wei Yao. Call me Wei or Dynasty. I'm the one on the team that has connections in the police force, the military and the mafia. nice to meet you

Nyali: ........ what

Solace:  you broke my sister yao

Kokobop:  I try

Plants are cool: guys please stop fighting

Plants are cool: I'm Kaoru, but my hero name is Amaimon, like the demon king of earth. I'm the one that keeps these idiots in check. Its a pleasure to meet you Nayeli.

Nyali:  you as well!

keyblade master:  Hey hey hey!!! I'm Yamato Asuga!!!! I'm the pro hero named Highscore!!! nice 'ta meet ya!!!

seek: sorry about her, I'm Kajistu Eita, The mind reading hero. I noticed that Ayano didn't mention her hero name - Its Jersey Girl.

Nyali: no worries!

[20 mins later]

murder:  oh sorry i was busy

keyblade master: yeah 

keyblade master: Busy 

murder: you can shut your fuck

murder: anyways, hello Nayeli. My name is Ahiro Tooru, The winged hero. I do all my hero activities under the name of Crow, as my wings match to crow's wings. 

murder:  I noticed that no one said their quirk, so i guess ill tell you all of them.

murder: Ayano's is teleportation, Yao's is integration - meaning that she could enter my phone and exit yours, Kaoru's is earth manipulation - which includes plants,  Asuga's is called Game Effect - but there is no proper explanation of it yet, and finally Eita's is Mind Reading. Mine is pretty obvious having wings and all.

murder: Then there is class 1-A, but they are more well known than us, so you might already know all about them.

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[we gay]

Pika Pika: I heard you were out with ryan last night

tape:  b-becca its not what you think!!

Pika Pika: i wont hesitate bitch

icyhot: *gun noises*

Pika Pika: GASP

Pika Pika: HE SPEAKS MEME 

icyhot: how is it any surprise? 

smol: I knew this and it wasn't a surprise.

Pika Pika: MIDORI YOU BETRAYED ME 

smol:  i didnt betray you?

icyhot:  my brother is a literal meme, Natsuo as well, and have you forgotten who touya is dating?

touyota: i was mentioned?

icyhot:  i learned memes from you and kami is confused

Pika Pika: HE

Pika Pika: BUT

touyota: lol

touyota: my boyfriend is legit a bird

touyota: and hes a bigger meme than me.

touyota: where else would shouto learn?

Naruto?: i dont want to ask whats happening

Pika Pika: then dont

Katsuki: what the fuck pikachu

Eijirou: you cant see him but hes laughing

Katsuki: fuck off

Hands?: hey fumikage

Raven?: yeah?

mom: bakugou!

froggy: momo dont worry about him,,,

ucantseeme: we been knew

Hands?: want to go get lunch with me?

Raven?: sure.

Hands?: ill meet you by the front door.

floaty: is no one seeing this?

bass boosted:  shhhhhhhh, let them have fun

alien: WELCOME TO TACO BELL, THEY GOT - FRE- FRE-SHA-VAC-ADO 

sleep™:  why am i friends with any of you?

copy paste:  your only other friends are your dads and your sister. theres not much choice

ken dough:  its true but you shouldnt say it

meowzawa: ....

○(・x・):  (；゜○゜)ア

spOops:  oh, your right  Koda. Aizawa Shouta is here! 

spOops:   how are you by the way Aizawa Shouta?

meowzawa: what the fuck

Necromancer: that was my first impression of her as well 

louddad: wot in tarnation 

[Furry™] has logged off

[STRONK] has logged off

○(・x・): (*゜O゜)

louddad: yes they left.

louddad: why would they want to be stuck here anyways right?

louddad: fjagj.fskmaslfdjnsldjfk

meowzawa: target elimated

sleep™: oh my fucking god hes fucking dead

spOops:   hahahahahhahahaha your funny Shinsou Hitoshi!

sleep™:  whom the fuck

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So, y'all are allowed to repost this fanfic on Fanfiction if you wish, but PLEASE TELL ME.  if you are going to repost it on another site, please say that you are just reposting it and say that I - TheOverWorld was the one to write it. 

Sites this is already on/is going up on:

1. AO3. this account.
2. Quotev - TheOverWorld, under the same name - it is also me
3. Wattpad - TheOverWorld - @TheOverWorld - same story name - is also me.

I cannot figure out FF.net so, who ever can - go for it. 

2019/10/28

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[1-gAy]

Katsuki:  why do you fucks care?

Pika Pika: because we want to know bakubro!

Eijiro: i dont think thats what he meant kami.

Ayaneru: oh the "how did you meet us" story

Kokobop: ah,,,,, that was a long time ago

Katsuki:  it was one month ago bitch

Kokobop:  do i look like i care?

Katsuki: no

Katsuki: im sorry

Kokobop: tell the story katsuki.

Katsuki: fine but all you extras better shut up

Katsuki: so about two months ago, when i went missing - I had been warped to Korea instead of the villains headquarters (again). The villains on the other side thought they struck gold, but of course i fought back. a while later in comes a guy dressed in all black, looking like an assassin and he stabs one of the villains. The waves towards me - I later find out that, that was Ahiro. 

Katsuki: ....... i.... i cant...

Katsuki: yao can you...?

Kokobop:  yeah, dont worry kat.

Kokobop: so after ahiro goes in and minorly stabs that villain - whom i later killed, katsuki starts asking ahiro is in japanese, only for ahiro to silence him. Channie and I walk in, to see kat and ahiro silently fighting.  I laugh and start speaking Japanese, only for katsuki to look up at me and ask me where he is. I tell him korea, and he breaks down in tears - later passing out. Channie carries him back to the dorm while I finish off that pedo from earlier.

Kokobop: I later return to the dorm and see aya' just looking at him and petting his head. She starts to tell us all about her family and her newest brother - Hitoshi. partway through Katsuki wakes up, sits up and says to us "Thanks for helping me out, but who the fuck are you guys" I tell him who we are and he responds with "I'm Bakugou Katsuki. First year at UA". Ayano's eyes go wide and she starts rapidly texting her dad?

Ayaneru: yeee. i was textin' papa. cause he'd know right?

Kokobop: so she tells us that all the teachers at UA are looking for katsuki, and are relieved that he's alive. I start asking him what languages he knows and soon enough we are talkin' in chinese while aya' is on the phone with mic. Aya' later tells us that she can teleport herself and katsuki back to Japan, but she will need a few days to gather that energy back up. a week passes and finally aya' can teleport the distance and y'all know the rest.

Hands?:  yes, Ayano suddenly appeared in our class during one of our english classes with Present Mic. She passed out after saying that "I did it Yao, I got him home safely..." a few days later though she disappeared. Bakugou did show us pictures of you and Ayano though...

Kokobop:  of course he did.

Raven?:  so everything now lines up... hmmm

mom:  well, now we know whats happened. Kirishima - go an check on bakugo please.

Eijiro: okie doki

[ a good 20 mins later ]

froggy: now onto another topic.... Shinsou

sleep™:   wot

froggy: i saw you with kaminari and sero yesterday

sleep™:  f-froppy its not what you think

froggy: i  wont hesitate bitch

ucantseeme:  pew pew

froggy: but anyways - what was that about

sleep™: TLDR; we are dating

Pika Pika: you couldnt tell but i dabbed so hard I fell off the couch

tape:  they did tbh

sleep™: you two are idiots

sleep™: why do i love you two?

meowzawa:  it runs in the family i guess

sleep™: what

meowzawa:  loving loud and annoying idiots

yamameow: SHOUTA YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT DO YOU!?!?!?

floaty:  Aizawa-sensei: love 1 idiot 100 times

yamameow:  shes right sho' dont say shes wrong

meowzawa:  i hate you all

bass boosted:  no you dont

alien: no you dont

sleep™:  no you dont

○(・x・):  no you dont

Pika Pika:  no you dont

tape: no you dont

icyhot: no you dont

smol: no you dont

ucantseeme: no you dont

froggy: no you dont

Eijiro: no you dont

Hands?: no you dont

Raven?: no you dont

mom: no you dont

Kokobop: no you dont

Katsuki: no you dont

Ayaneru: no you dont

solace: no you dont

wotm8: no you dont

Murder: no you dont

plants are cool: no you dont

keyblade master: no you dont

seer: no you dont

*insert run meme*: no you dont

yamameow: no you dont

bondage: no you dont

smile bitch: no you dont

Furry™:  n͉̯̩̍̽ͭ̈̑o̩̠̲͔͆͑͠ ̴̲̙̟̤̱̝̻͋͑ͩ̇̓̄ỷ͊̂ó̬̞̟̝͇͍ͨ̏̑͒͌̚u͆̃͆̀̉ͦ ̹̭̝̘͇͓̟̽̿̈́̌̉ͥͮ͡d̨ͦ̓o̽̉̄̚̕ǹ̼̬̹̯̲̱͈t̠̘̞̣̰͓̫͌̂͡

meowzawa: Fuck

meowzawa: Off

[3:00 am]

spOops:   n͙̣͇ͦ̔͟o̟̯̼̖̓ ̸̗͖̠̙̬̻̃͗ͮ̃̔̓̏y̩̦̝ͨ̈ͪ͂ͬǫ̌ͮ͆̌u͈͑ ̵͖̳͌d̖̤̲̅ō͈͚͚͋͊n̝͐̀͒͝t̑҉̩͙

Necromancer:  n͏͝o̴̡҉͢ ̴̧̧͜͝y̸͜o̶̢҉̷̕u̡̨͟͢͠ ̷̡̕͠d̕͢͡͠ơ̵̛͢n̵̵͢͠t̷̨̕͠

Succ: n̕͜͠o̸̷͞ ͢y̸̵̛͞o͏͠u̴̷̡͘͘ ̶̸͠d̛͢͝ǫ̛̕ņ̷̢͡t̴͜

meowzawa: i hate this house hold

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bass boosted:  so i found this meme

alien: hey #touyota how true is this

touyota: wot

touyota: oof wish i did that instead tbh

sleep™:  oof

Pika Pika:  guys i found memes of us

tape: wait what

Pika Pika: yeah!!!

Pika Pika: look!

Pika Pika:

icyhot: holy shit

smol: they got kacchans face down.

Katsuki: oh i've seen that meme

Katsuki:

icyhot: omfg you fuck

touyota: ahahhahahahhahahah

touyota: im sending that to fuyumi and mom

icyhot: fuck off

ucantseeme: 

froggy: thats funny

sleep™:  your not wrong

meowzawa: why do i put up with you all

Eijiro: you low key love us

Eijiro:

Pika Pika: GASP

Pika Pika: BRO HOW COULD YOU

Hands?: 

Katsuki: oh fuck off

Raven?: no you 

Raven?:

mom: good quality memes guys

Kokobop: send

Katsuki: dank

Ayaneru: memes

solace: 

wotm8: accurate? i think not

mom: you right

Kokobop:

touyota: hahahahahahhahaha 

touyota: holy fucking shit

touyota: my bf is looking at me 

touyota: hes concerned 

touyota: hahahahahahhahahah

touyota: im sending this to toga holy shit

Murder: oof

touyota:

touyota: bitch

Katsuki:

Katsuki: dick

Kokobop:

Kokobop: hoe

plants are cool: no you

keyblade master: why do i support your relationship 

seer: because they buy you sex toys?

*insert run meme*: the fuck

yamameow: im not going to question it

bondage: 

smile bitch: hahahahahahha

meowzawa: "Mic’s nose looks like a whale looking for a fight"

meowzawa: they are right 'zashi

yamameow: let it die please

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(Kajitsu Himari)

[hey dickwads]

seer: uhhhhhhhhh

Kokobop: what

seer: why is my sister here????

yamameow: Oh! You mean Himari?

seer: yeah. why is she here??

yamameow: Nedzu invited her for a meeting? but im not sure why

[discount kurogiri] was added to [hey dickwads] by [kokobop]

Kokobop:  hey dickwad

discount kurogiri: bitch

discount kurogiri: oh hey Eita!!!

seer: Himari what the fuck

discount kurogiri: what

seer: why are you here

seer: ill add taoru if you wont tell me

discount kurogiri: oof your attacking me 

discount kurogiri: fine im here cause the rat man told me about some portals around campus which i was closing for him

discount kurogiri: and now i need to open one or my quirk will legit kill me

seer: where are you?

discount kurogiri:  outside of yo dorms

seer:  come up here then 

plants are cool:  so himari?

discount kurogiri: ye?

plants are cool: what does your quirk entail?

smol: please tell us himari-san

discount kurogiri: read my name

discount kurogiri: i can open and close portals. 

discount kurogiri: but low key the portals will open in random realms so im always cautious on when i open one by accident.

keyblade master:  sounds like fun

seer:  its annoying

Ayano looked up from her phone seeing 'Himari' there. She was about 5'9, had two toned short hair and was wearing an old high school uniform. Her pink jacket was covered in Sailor moon memorabilia, which was also covering her bag. Eita walked in an stood next to Himari - who was 3 inches taller than Eita "This is my older sister Himari." Yao looked at the two "Yeah, No shit Seer." Eita looked at yao with a 'what the fuck' face. "Himari, thats Yao. Ayano is the one on the couch in front of us, and that's Asuga-" She said while pointing towards Asuga who just skated her way into the room. 

"Yo! I'm Himari!" she responded "And I'm gonna open a portal in your common room!" Yao was about to tell her off but a black and rippling oval shaped thing? appeared next to Himari. "I wonder who or What is on the other side!" Asuga said loudly, scaring everyone out of their frozen shocked states. A thin, 'piano' fingered lightly tanned hand reached through the portal. It wiggles around before disappearing and returning with a notebook that had words written on the first page 'are you human? where is this? who are you?"  they took the notebook and responded 'we are human. we are in japan. I am named Himari and I opened the portal to your realm. we all have powers here. the year is 2019, we are definitely from a different realm from yours as we have holograms and very advanced technology.' they handed the book back and suddenly a girl walked through the portal.

"hmm, I guess Mickie was right when he said that this place seemed safe." Everyone was in shock. The girl turned towards Himari. "Oh hello there! my name is Tamamura Omens - but you can call me Meab! and you are?" Himari shook her self out of shock and spoke "I'm Kajitsu Himari, this is my younger sister Eita, and her teammates" Tamamura smiled. "So you created the portal?" Himari nodded "You're lucky I came through here instead of Uncle A.J. He'd probably scare you into closing it!" Tamamura laughed before continuing "My uncle A.J. is legitimately a demon, while his husband - uncle Azi is an angel.  

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*insert run meme*: 

yamameow: 

bondage: 

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yamameow: bitch

yamameow:

sleep™:  omfg dad

sleep™:  

tape: you speak nothing but the truth

tape: 

icyhot:  oof it was till i learned that hizashi and shouta were his dads

icyhot: 

touyota: what the fuck

touyota:  wait nvm yao told me about this

touyota: 

ucantseeme:  bitch

ucantseeme: 

Eijiro: oof

Eijiro:  everyone two months ago

Eijiro: 

meowzawa:  its true tho

meowzawa: 

Hands?:  huh

discount kurogiri: 

smol:  i mean 

smol: he'd probably die tbh

smol:  it took months for me to even BARELY control it :/

smol: rip monoma you'd die

copy paste: this is why i don't fucking get near you

copy paste: 

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[Emo Club]

[1:00 pm]

Necromancer: Everyone shut the fuck up

Murkrow:  wot

Necromancer: my bf has something to say!

Succ: hey... so id rather you not call me astolf any more

soft: okie

Succ:  could you guys call me Akihito?

sleep™:   oh! OFC

○(・x・):  :D 

Hands: we wont pry into why you want to be called this other name

Icyhot: i mean can y'all not call me todoroki anymore?

Icyhot: ive been adopted by the Aizawa - Yamanda fam... so just call me roki or Shouto please...

sleep™: oh yeah your my older brother now.

Plants are cool: oof well can we summon something or what

Kokobop: k

murder: i guess bitch

spOops: heheheheh well we could summon azael  hes kinda lonely

Necromancer: why not then?

Succ: yeet

[big memes]

bigbirb: touya im tired and i wanna die

toyota:  mood babe

Plants are cool: dont we all

Kokobop: does anyone want to go get food?

murder:  oh me

yamameow: i have a cake on my desk that says "fuck endeavor" it says its from the gen ed class?

sleep™:  oh thats mine

sleep™:  everyone can have some though

sleep™:  ill come get it

tape: i heard cake

[2 hours later]

Necromancer: did i miss cake?

knive diva: the cake is in class 2-R's fridge

sleep™: excuse me but what the fuck is 2-R?

Kokobop: its the villain/vigilante rehab class. aka Himiko, Me, the vigilante trio, and Takeshi Rynne.

yamameow:  nani the fuck is Takeshi?

Kokobop:

yamameow: oh its the vigilante with the Bunny quirk

[class we gay]

Pika Pika: so if my theme song is Cry Thunder - would Iida's be Running in the 90's?

Naruto?: i

tape:  it WOULD

tape: wait whats mine

Pika Pika: the pizza song from spider man

tape: :O

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[big memes]

Kokobop: well happy new year sluts.

Kokobop: heres my asshole of a friend

[lemme succ] has joined [big memes]

[lemme succ] has changed their name to [Usagi]

Usagi: owo whats this?

bigbirb: oh no

Usagi: oh its you! I wondewed when you wewe going to show up.

Usagi: Weawwy its the boy with the biwd wings and his boyfwiend dabi ow shouwd I say todowoki touya!

toyota:  bitch only #dekuwu speaks in owo

dekuwu: awe we going to have a pwobwem hewe? and who awe you supposed to be? i'm the onwy one who is awwowed to speak in the owo fowmat mws. im going to have to ask you to stop using it immediatewy.

toyota: go off 

toyota: #icyhot im using your boyfriend

icyhot: your wot m8 

dekuwu: shouto!!! i was defending my honow as the onwy owoew in this chat

icyhot: i see, now Izuku could you stop using the owo speak as i will not kiss you before bed tonight if you keep using it.

dekuwu: !!!

dekuwu: okay.

Usagi: OH YOUR THE ONE I HEALED EARLIER 

dekuwu: uh?!?!!?

Usagi: BITCH HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME 

Kokobop: midoriya #Usagi is the one who was having an orgasm while healing you

dekuwu: WAIT THAT WAS YOU!!! 

dekuwu: AND WHAT WAS THAT?!??!?

Usagi: A DOWN SIDE TO MY QUIRK

dekuwu:  oof i break my body with mine

Kokobop:  i get migraines if im in the inbetween for too long

toyota: i dont have full control over mine, and tbh the purple of my skin is from permanent bruising. 

Plants are cool:  oh ive nearly died once

murder:   yeah,,, if  he needs an extremely strong plant he uses blood and then, well hes been in bad situations

murder: for me,,, well ive got my wings caught in doors before, wings are great but tbh they take up so much space, and shed every 2 months.

icyhot:  if i used too much fire,  i start destroying my body, and if i used too much ice, well - lets just say the frostbite is something even im not immune to.

yamameow: oh i get sore throats from not using it, and using it too much.

sleep™: yeah,,, i pass out if i use mine for longer than 10 minutes

tape: oh my tape does run out, and boy i bleed alot.

meowzawa: i have dry eye. yall know this.

meowzawa: ayano passes out from overuse but needs to sleep a minimum of 8 hours to even use her quirk.

meowzawa: bakugou is losing his hearing, much like 'zashi who uses hearing aids.

meowzawa: oh and ravi is slowly losing the feeling in his fingertips.

meowzawa: dont even have me talk bout chanyeol.

meowzawa: your quirk is just one of many downsides Takeshi Rynne.

meowzawa: isnt your brothers worse?

Usagi: DONT TALK ABOUT MY BROTHER. HIS QUIRK HELPS PEOPLE BUT HE HAS TO SUFFER FOR IT.

meowzawa: then tell us all more about him, as I only know the dark things

Usagi: ....

Usagi: fine but dont come running to me if you have nightmares

Usagi: Takeshi Ryeok is my brothers name, his quirk much like mine is healing

Usagi: although with him the user he heals, he takes their pain and injuries, thats why the villains wanted him so badly. 

Usagi: He's nearly died several times.

Usagi: up until my 10th birthday we looked identical. He healed our friend who tried to kill themselves using a rope. He healed the scar and took any lasting pain with him.

Usagi: ever since then he's had a bruise on his neck. Ryeok has been in constant pain since then. Hes not a Dabi case, but I see him once in a while.

Usagi: he avoids me with a passion, but everytime i see him, hes worse. I think he sees Recovery girl for some help in the healing process.

toyota: "Dabi Case" what does that mean exactly Rynne?

Usagi:  you ran from home when you were around 10/11 right? havent been seen since, turned villain under a new name with the same quirk. thats a "Dabi Case"

toyota: oh.

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[big memes]

murder: idk about y'all but i have a cousin.

Plants are cool:  wot

murder: yeah the other kid with the bird wings.

murder: im his older cousin, but im hawk's younger cousin....

murder: he's hawk's bro.

murder: wanna see this shit

murder: here he and his broski is

[murder] has added [smolbirb] and [ghostie] to [big memes]

Necromancer: oh shit its the ghost kid

ghostie: oh shit its the necromancer

Murkrow:  oof. 

Succ: uh master i just walked in the front door of the apartment and for some reason there is a kid halfway though our floor and hes not wearing clothes...

Necromancer: ....

Necromancer: #tastethesun what the fuck is your boyfriend doing

tastethesun: yes. i have no idea.

tastethesun: #hairmom help

hairmom: tamaki what is wrong

tastethesun: mirio is in yoru's floor.

hairmom: thank you for telling me im sorry about him, we will be on our way

[hairmom] and [tastethesun] have gone offline

dekuwu: what the fuck

○(・x・):  :D 

Hands:  yep....

Icyhot: so uh #smolbirb?

smolbirb: hi hi

ghostie: #necromancer im not one of your ghosts!!!

Necromancer: we been knew bitch

ghostie: oh cool,,, so #murder who are you?

murder: im #smolbirb's cousin,

murder: Ahiro Tooru - aka prohero Crow 

murder: so square up

sleep™:  highkey, scared

sleep™:  ahiro if i didn't know you i'd probably be on my floor crying

sleep™:  but i have 2 prohero dads so,,, im okay

ghostie: highkey,,, when i met hawks i almost cried

PikaPika: when i first met Team K i was crying. lets be real here

PikaPika: team K, y'all are amazing and dynasty your still scary

Kokobop:  thank you i try

Kokobop:  oh yeah newbies - dont you dare piss me off

Kokobop:  you'll find all your secrets revealed.

ghostie: uh,,,,,,

ghostie: are they lying or ?

sleep™:  no. sadly they are not.

ghostie: alrighty... uh im not gonna question it

smolbirb: #kokobop who are you?

Kokobop: Yao. Prohero/vigilante Dynasty. mess with me and you're dead.

smolbirb: im going to trust you on that.

Plants are cool: long story short - dont mess with yao. she will kill you.

Kokobop: >;D

murder: so thats yao, #plants_are_cool is my boi Kaoru aka Amaimon

murder: #ayaneru is ayano but shes busy tbh, #mindseeker is eita, but shes never on.

murder: #keyblade_master is asuga - shes the gaming hero 

keyblade master: bitch

murder: the others i'd mention but they aren't in this chat

Solace: you forgot about me Ahiro

murder: shit

Solace:  hi im Ravi Patel - Pro hero Solace. nice to meet you!

Solace: dont worry about Ahiro if you can't find him tomorrow - just gonna go kill him :)

spOops: thats a threat by the way #smolbirb, #ghostie. just letting you guys know!

spOops: oh hi!!! im Anabell by the way!!! Master Yoru has kindly gotten me a chatting web account!

Succ: and im his bf Akihito.... uh,,, im a demon.... yeah..

Necromancer: luv you babe <3

Succ: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!

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[We Gay]

[Tolvaz Zozros] has been added to [We Gay]

[Tolvaz Zozros] has changed their name to [sterbucks]

sterbucks: hey assholes

touyota:  oh hey its you

sterbucks: oof

sterbucks: is that flame hands bitch face

touyota: is that spider eyed dick sucker?

sterbucks: low blow there dabi 

touyota: sorry

sterbucks: nah its cool - sucking dick is pretty great tho.

touyota:  i feel you, thats why im with hawks ;)

sterbucks: awe nice,,,, i was with tao-tao but hes busy and doesn't have time for me.

touyota: big rip there bud.

[ an hour later ]

Pika Pika: whom the fuck are you #sterbucks

sterbucks: one of the 10 people in class 4B.

dekuwu:  i was right! that class exists!!!!

dekuwu: #meowzawa #louddad gimme 10 bucks each

sleep™:  or just buy us both concert tickets.

meowzawa:  fuck

louddad:  which concert hito?

sleep™:  BTS

louddad:  i already have tickets to it????

louddad: hito i get into any concert for free - you know this. I just kinda show up and say i have my  family with me and their like "k"

tape:  awe fuck nice

louddad: hito, im allowed to bring 8 people with me.... so,,,,

sleep™:  #tape, #Pika_Pika come with me

tape:  :O 

tape:  OFC BABE

Pika Pika: OFC WE WILL BITCH

meowzawa: #icyhot because you were a temporary child with us, you and midoriya are coming too.

icyhot: yeet

dekuwu: *Aggressively dabs*

Naruto?: So #sterbucks, Who are you really?

sterbucks: read the name at the top of the chat bitch

Naruto?: im sorry but i cannot read that name

sterbucks: its perfectly legible to me?

Naruto?: uh?

touyota: white bitch it says "T̡̗͚͢ǫ̶̗̯̬l͉̙̹̥̹v̗͎̝͇̟̳ͅa̴̸͎̱z͏̵̲̭̠͎͉͉̬͕̬ ҉͎͚̤̘Z̥͍̺͙̕͟͡o̵̝͖̪̪̝z̙̻̞̗͇͢r͎̹̼o̩̮͎s̩͍̗͞ͅ ̖̠͖̤̰̪̳͠͞"  for us so,,,, fix it?

sterbucks: ah fuck

sterbucks: happens whenever i join anything,,,  sorry

sterbucks: uh,,, it should be fine now

Naruto?: ...\

Naruto?: how do i pronounce that

sterbucks: you dont

sterbucks: just call me cam zaz.

Katsuki:  oh its you

sterbucks: exploding hands fuck ass?

Katsuki: who else, white bitch horned dick?

Eijirou:  im missing something here

knifediva: yep~

knifediva: Tolvaz is our best friend!

skwah:  pretty great if you ask me, never met but talked on the phone

sterbucks:  ?????

skwah: hawks 

sterbucks: oh fuck sir

sterbucks: i am so fucking sorry about the thorns covering your agency!!!

skwah: dont worry! after two hours they disintegrated 

skwah: wonder if it was dry hands mcfuck

knifediva:  probably - hes been less evil and has started wearing gloves that block his quirk so that he can touch shit properly

Katsuki: uh?

knifediva:  I live with him and Rynne!

Katsuki: ah

knifediva: also touya! if you and hawks are available tomura wants to talk with you guys at our place! i'd be there with rynee, so no bad shit.

touyota: aight fine. im good for tomorrow wbu babe?

skwah: im off all this week so yeah why not

touyota: cool

[ the next day ]

Hands?: so #sterbucks, who are you?

sterbucks: Cam Zaz. of Class 4B. "The Thorny Horned Hero: Zozros" or as some villains like to call me "Cock Sucking Slut of UA" but i've started ignoring it

Hands?: ;-;

Necromancer: huh, so this is who you are

[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has joined [We Gay]

[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has changed their name to [shork]

shork: hey bitch

sterbucks: oh hey babe

touyota: this is your BF?

skwah:  oh wait are you the shark tailed kid?

shork: yeah, why?

skwah: #murder has told me about you

murder: oh hey hinidae

shork: hey tohiro

murder: bitch

touyota: nice,,, chaos.

Raven?:  it was ineffable 

mom:  oh no

froggy:  hes quoting Good omens again?

mom: yep...

Hands?: he is now in my arms and asleep

ucantseeme: its cute and all- but shouji im stuck on your balcony still

Hands?: ill come get you

ucantseeme:  thanks b.

floaty:  anyone wanna watch ponyo in the common room?

bass boosted:  UH ME BITCH

alien:  ^

sleep™:  ^^

copy paste:  are we invited cause we want to come

floaty: ofc!

ken dough:  cool, we will be right over

meowzawa:  so all of 1-A minus Shoujiyami, Serodenkitoshi , Kiribaku and Tododeku are watching the movie? aight  cool

louddad: you have ship names for our kids, your class, and their partners?

louddad: cause same babe

○(・x・):  (；゜○゜)ア

○(・x・): σ(≧ε≦ｏ)

floaty: ill save you a spot, want a couch, chair or floor?

○(・x・): ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)!

○(・x・): (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

○(・x・):  ೕ(⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́ฅ)

floaty: floor it is.

spOops:  Could I come Uraraka Ochako?

floaty: yep!

spOops:  Could we go Master? or Am I allowed to go alone?

Necromancer: you can go alone- just stay on UA Property please.

spOops:  Yes Master Yoru!

Succ: so babe is this a stay in and work night?

Necromancer: yep.

Succ:  cool! 

Succ: #louddad ill message you incase something goes wrong in our dorm building

louddad:  kk

[ a day later ] [ 4:00 am]

shork: im gonna fucking say it

shork: that ghost looked like 

shork: Amalie 

shork: or the photos ive seen of her

sterbucks: im still trying to process it

Necromancer: oh fuck - sorry

sterbucks: did you know?

Necromancer: no- sorry...

Necromancer: once you had said that Duke - she dropped her phone and froze 

Necromancer: now shes on the floor crying

Necromancer: she looks like the day i summoned her - purple faded eyes, a white summer dress, tire tracks up the front of her dress

Necromancer: shes having a panic attack now

Succ: nope- shes trying to teleport

Succ: and now shes gone 

Succ: i think shes headed to her death marker place...

Succ: Master is breathing heavy - #ayaneru can you help?

[Ayaneru] has come online

Ayaneru: yep! Oto-san, Papa im heading to the Akita prefecture - will be back tomorrow!

meowzawa:  stay safe and text us when you get there.

louddad: ill ask headmaster if he can send a car out there to pick you up

Ayaneru: cool! oh and Ravi is joining me - hes good at death related things (and comforting people)

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[we gay]

[Nyali] has come online

Nyali: hi guys!

Solace: What the fuck did you mean in that letter Nayeli?

Nyali: You know what?

Nyali: I thought that MAYBE  we would talk about it in person - but now I realize that that's not going to happen.

Nyali: I thought that if I wrote to Mama, Sana and our dead brother - AMIR OF ALL PEOPLE  - that I'd have the courage to tell you and you'd accept it.

Nyali: My mistake then.

Nyali: My mistake for thinking that you'd finally accept me - your 'quirkless' sister after what? SEVEN FUCKING YEARS.

Solace: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME TO UA. I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF.

[baku squad]

mina: no one go into the class 1-a chat

katsuki:  which one?

mina: [we gay]

eijirou: wait why?

mina: Ravi is yelling at Nayeli for coming to UA

denki: oh shit

hanta: ill go message team k?

hitoshi: I don't think they will help but do it anyways

hitoshi: ill go message Yoru.

[we gay]

Solace: Why do you keep saying that you have a quirk? I told you to stay home - To stay somewhere safe and you fucking ignored it!!!

Nyali: OH LIKE YOU NEVER KNEW I HAVE A FUCKING QUIRK. GOOD FUCKING JOB RAVI - NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR YOUNGER SISTER.

Nyali: I WOULD HAVE SAID ONLY SISTER BUT SANA ISNT DEAD YET IS SHE?

ayaneru: hey you two just calm down!

Solace:  Stay out of this Ayano

Kokobop:  excuse me?

Solace: I said stay out of it Yao - Unless you want me to repeat myself.

wotm8: Vi' I understand why your upset but

Solace: SHE LIED

Solace: SHE LIED to me for the past YEAR.

Solace: Saying: " oh no im back home and am now at this boarding school don't worry about me"

Solace: GOOD FUCKING JOB ON FOOLING ME.

murder: so from what i've read and katsuki has told me - is that you two haven't been on good terms since nayeli turned eight

murder: and now your taking it out on eachother?

Nyali: my 'Brother' has been controlling what I can and can't do for the past seven years.

Nyali: and im sick of it. 

Nyali: hes been doing this since I got my quirk - which is useless I KNOW.

plants are cool: hes your brother though - shouldn't you listen to him?

Nyali: I can't call him my brother anymore. not since he left without a goodbye - no one knew where he was going. 

Nyali: Just papa. 

Nyali: I had lost a brother two years before, a sister a year later - and then he was moving away, just like Sana.

Solace: wait a fucking second you WRITE LETTERS to Amir.

Solace: Whats the fucking point in even doing that

[10 mins later]

keyblade master: holy fuck ravi, shut the fuck up for once and let your sister - the only one you fucking have as Sana is doing her own thing and hasnt been seen since you both were 6 and 8 respectively.

keyblade master: i dont fucking care if im on a team with you but you have to see this all from HER perspective.

keyblade master: YOU may have moved on, you left -  two years after Amir and Sana. 

keyblade master: and what did Nayeli think of it?

keyblade master: she thought you were leaving forever - going to some place far away to die.

keyblade master:  she only lied to you about her quirk because she knew you'd be mad.

i cant see you: from my perspective I was correct.

i cant see you: Nayeli is one that is blessed by light - unlike you who is shrouded in despair

i cant see you: much like my screen name suggests - i cannot see you #Solace

i cant see you: But I can tell - you hid away your feelings from when Amir passed, from when Sana left and now you finally are letting them out.

Necromancer: Nayeli will be staying in her dorm for the next few days.

Necromancer: shes asked me if she could bring Anabell with her to her classes because she no longer feels safe.

Necromancer: and shes telling me now that she no longer feels safe in her dorm so she will be staying with the fourth years of 4-D.

amaruq:  I'm happy to walk her to class!

yuyu: ill help my best as well!!

[minutes later]

Solace: i just wanted to protect her

wotm8: we both pressed to hard into keeping her safe - and we know it.

wotm8: lets give her time and then see what we can fix.

Solace: okay...

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[we gay]

crab goes skree: whats up sluts 

crab goes skree: guess whose back

crab goes skree: cause i am

crab goes skree: anyways

crab goes skree: y'all need to relax and actually talk again

crab goes skree: cause no one will want to be near you if you are a depressing caterpillar #Solace #Nyali

crab goes skree: so fuck right off and go have a fist fight in the pit.

[ 10 mins later ]

crab goes skree: y'all solved your shit or what

am i sick???: hope they did, Ramona was pissed off - stayed quiet about it cause ya' know shes got like 12 dogs.....

am i sick???: anyways i watched their fist fight - Nyali unintentionally set off her quirk and now their both laying on the ground eyes wide and lost

am i sick???: im p. sure she gave him the brief view of space -cause now hes crying - they both are.... its odd to watch.

am i sick???: oh shit their both hugging now, both seem to know where they are again.... 

am i sick???: oh they both are sitting under that cherry tree by the pit. 

am i sick???: they took out their phones

Solace: so do you wanna talk about that thing you did or ?

Nyali: sorry about that....

Solace: no no, what was it?

Nyali: quirk - overused but quirk.

wotm8:  huh

crab goes skree:  im so done with y'all shit

crab goes skree: this is why jonghae asked me to do this

crab goes skree: anyways - you guys acted like children in this situation instead of talking it out

crab goes skree:  ill be telling Dao that all of your missions are on pause till you all have learnt your fucking lesson

*insert run here*: I've already paused all missions. If you all came and talked to me sooner I'd have told you and we'd have figured out a solution to this "problem". 

*insert run here*: first of all, Ayano.

ayaneru: yes?

*insert run here*: I am ashamed that you didn't come tell me about this immediately. That is your role as the teams leader.

*insert run here*: Asuga, Why didn't you tell me sooner?

*insert run here*: Chanyeol, Ravi is not always right and you need to not take sides right away!

*insert run here*: Kaoru, Thank you for telling me something was up with Ravi TWO WHOLE DAYS AFTER THE FIGHT

*insert run here*: Tooru, Thank you for looking at it from an outside perspective and telling Eraserhead.

*insert run here*: Ravi, You had good intentions originally but you need to accept things. From her point of view she had lost ALL her siblings in the span of two years. I wont lecture you anymore as I know you have much to think about.

*insert run here*: Yao, next time don't take it so hard. Tell any teacher - me, or hell if you feel more comfortable - Tell Present Mic. 

*insert run here*: Eita, Thank you for staying out of it and getting Yoru to help diffuse the situation, just next time please tell a teacher?

*insert run here*: Until you all can have a conversation without yelling at each other, missions will be on pause.

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[we gay]

amaruq: oh hi guys!

smol: OH YOUR ALASKA RIGHT!?!?!?!?

amaruq: yeah!!! 

icyhot: do you really have 12 dogs?

run?: what class are you in?

yellow: does amaruq is gay?

tape: 12? i thought she has 4?

amaruq: ahahhahahhahah 

amaruq: no, I do have 12 dogs, I'm in class 1-C, I am from Anchorage, Alaska, USA, and I am Bisexual.

Katsuki: yellow fuck you already have two boyfriends

yellow: bakugou im checking for spicy memers

Eijirou: oof

amaruq: Aatikah recommended that I should talk here more often, as class 1-C's chat is filled with Rover yelling at Jaerin for stealing her sweaters, Yoru telling Akihito to stop exposing their sex life and occasionally Cam and Theon pop in. 

hands: Kim Aatikah is smart.

i cant see you:  Thank you! 

hands: how are you reading this?

i cant see you: Amalie (annabell!) is helping me! She reads the texts out for me, and I tell her what to type.

i cant see you: most of the time Akihito types for me!

murkrow: huh

mom: huh

mrogfemes: huh

*invisiline*: huh

alien: huh

*guitar noise*: huh

floaty: huh

sleep™: huh

floaty: what are all your dogs names? 

amaruq: Siku, Ulva, Sesi, Chinook, Hiyori, Mekko, Tikaani, Yukon, Nikolai, Togo, Suka, and Qana

alien: holy shit thats a lot of dogs

i cant see you: I wanna meet them!!!

amaruq:  Tikaani, Chinook, Suka and Nikolai come with me to school, you can meet them next week!

floaty: yeeeees

alien: yeeeees

sleep™: huh

i cant see you: Yoru, Ramona, Yuna and I like to summon things in the forest at 3 am! Sometimes Nayeli or Akihito joins us!

i cant see you:  you are revealing too much

i cant see you: whoops

i cant see you: Anyways, I guess you should add Yuna, Ramona

amaruq: fine, hope she doesn't say anything too bad

[amaruq] has added [selectively mute] to [we gay]

selectively mute: fuck you and fuck the government

amaruq: hello Yuna.

selectively mute:  lmao is that Katsuki and Aatikah i see?

i cant see you: Hello there Yuna Müller! It is I, Aatikah. and me annbelle

selectively mute:  #Katsuki Bitch

Katsuki: asshole

floaty: excuse me but who are you?

selectively mute:  Yuna Müller, Quirk: Disappate (ex: able to take strong winds and make them disappear), I had lived with my shitty uncle for 8 years and became mute. I was scared of him. Since my aunt (mothers side) took guardianship of me once again, I've become a bit more vocal. I mostly just speak with people that im comfortable with and those who are also disabled - like Aatikah, Yamada-sensei and Katsuki. 

selectively mute:  I've recently become good friends with Tensei, Tenya's elder brother. I do use sign for most things - luckily Aizawa, Yamada and Chiyo all know sign. Apparently Cemetoss is learning sign as well, Vlad is against learning - as Aizawa and Yamada do have some sexual conversations in sign....

selectively mute:  I swear that they forget that there is two of us that can read it...

selectively mute:  #let_me_sleep™ and #loud_dad 

selectively mute: Katsuki and I do not want to hear about how you two will see each other later and how the kids will be out of the house so its fine 

louddad: yeet 

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Kokobop: Ya know what fuck Himari

Kokobop: i dont even know if you guys can read these texts

Kokobop: fuck this shit 

Kokobop: american highschool is hell and i want to come home now 

Kokobop: Himari bring me home please

Kokobop: himari you bitch 

Kokobop: ISTG if you havent been trying to look for a way to get me home, I will kill you the moment I get back home

Kokobop: I do not care if I go to jail at this point

Kokobop: I dont know how much longer I can keep myself from strangling this kid

Kokobop: fuck him, fuck you guys

Kokobop: thanks for worrying about me i guess

Kokobop: OH WAIT NONE OF YOU SEE THESE OR KNOW I WAS MISSING 

Kokobop: FUCK ALL OF YOU

Kokobop: WHY DID I BECOME A HERO?

Kokobop: I COULD DOUBLE TEAM FOR YOU GUYS, I SAID

Kokobop: I COULD MESS WITH THE POLICE AS A PRO HERO, I SAID

Kokobop: I COULD HELP PEOPLE OUT WHILE STILL BEING IN THE MAFIA, I SAID

Kokobop: COME SAVE ME YOU FUCKS

[3 hours later]

discount kurogiri: Highkey scared for my life

discount kurogiri: Also we are looking for a way to get you home you ungrateful fuck

discount kurogiri: If you are so mad at me then why are you asking for me to help you huh?

discount kurogiri: fuck off

Kokobop: wow couldnt you have replied 3 hours ago?

Kokobop: you are so fucking lucky that I have a shit sleep schedule

Kokobop: also im at work bitch

discount kurogiri: like i said

discount kurogiri: we are working on getting you home

discount kurogiri: #ayaneru

Ayaneru: OWO MY BITCH

Kokobop: hey babe

Ayaneru: I've thought about it -  and why dont you just travel back through your phone?

Kokobop: I don't exactly want to loose this phone tho.....

Kokobop: WAIT I CAN ASK PETER AND STARK TO HOLD ONTO IT

Ayaneru: who?

Kokobop: this famous fuck in this universe. more or less He's hella rich and makes some nice stuff. 

[Kokobop] has added [Stark] to [we gay]

Kokobop:  okay so he just handed me one of the brand new stark phones (his branded phones) and told me that if I ever need to come back or something, I can leave my normal phone there and use this new phone as my every day phone - it has all my files and all that so ig?

Stark: This is 'Stark' as Wei likes to call me. They will be taking home one of my phones, which should theoretically work. They will be home soon.

Stark: Of course we will miss them, but if Iron Man or Spider-man or any of the avengers need you guys - we will send a text over.

Loud Dad: oh okay. Uh when will we be expecting yao? 

Stark: Right about now

Kokobop: in coming bitch

[20 mins later]

Stark: #Kokobop

Stark: I will hold onto your phone for you.

Kokobop: Rad. will it go next to the pager that nick dropped off last month?

Stark: Probably. Pete, Harley and I are going to find a safe place for it. If you ever need to come through it again - I'll make sure there is room to do so

Kokobop: thanks b.

Kokobop: tell MJ that I left n' that if she wants to talk, just give her my number - If i can text you normally then I should be able to text her normally.

Stark:  will do w_yao! - Peter

Kokobop:  oh peter I never told you what I said that one day in the GC did i?

Stark:  you didn't, or at least i cant remember you telling me? - Peter

Kokobop:  I said "W_Yao: Peter you a bitch"

Stark:  yeet ig - Peter

Stark:  see you next time you come around i guess?- Peter

Kokobop:  Yep. I'll make sure to send a message before i come by. 

Kokobop:  Thanks for being my friend Peter. You were the only person I knew I could trust there.

Kokobop:  If Eugene give you anymore trouble - just say you have me on speed dial and that I wont hesitate bitch

Stark:  ahdsklasjfdk okay - Peter

Stark:  But seriously Yao - Thanks for standing up for me. Mr.Dad got mad at me for not telling him I was being bullied but since you fixed the problem - I should be fine. -Peter

Kokobop:  See ya' later bitch

Stark:  you as well mx.dynasty

Kokobop:  you fucktard

[kokobop] has removed [Stark] from [we gay]

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Ayaneru: Its been a year since I joined this chat right?

Eijirou: oh wow it really has!

Eijirou: your first words: " Jersey Girl: Nico Nico Nii binch "

yellow: AND  RESPONDED "Pika Pika: All confused people rt"

tape: we all rt'd 

Katsuki: huh

Ayaneru: wow when i first joined i was a bitch

Ayaneru: then yao and lee joined

Ayaneru: big oof

Ayaneru: oh and then ahiro and kaoru told me to fuck off.

Ayaneru: good times.

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mindseeker: I'm adding a friend

Kokobop: omfg who

Ayaneru: please no more people from other dimensions!

Eijirou:  oh who

[mindseeker] has added [TOKI] to [we gay]

[TOKI] has added [NITRO] to [we gay]

TOKI: is this 1-A? or is this the fuckers from ketsu?

NITRO:  this is 1-A.

TOKI: oh good. Otherwise i would have told Nedzu about this

[Furry™] has added [Furry™] to [we gay]

Furry™:  I already knew about this, It is fine Ms.Watanabe. I assure you that Yamada and Aizawa set this up for 1=A.

Furry™: Although, there are some less than savory things in this chat. 

Furry™: Please notify me if any Ketsubutsu staff come onto UA campus without my knowledge Ms.Watanabe.

TOKI:  Yes sir! 

[Furry™] has removed [Furry™] from [we gay]

yellow: huh

 tape:  hes done this 3 times now denki

Acid: oof

TOKI: Anyways~

TOKI: I'm Toki, The Music hero! My quirk is called "Live Tune"

TOKI: You might have heard me once or twice during the stain and nomu battles~

TOKI: This is Nitro~

TOKI: Hes in 3rd year with me~

NITRO:  Hello Hello~

NITRO:  Similar quirk as Toki, but I actually look like a third year

TOKI: shut your face!

TOKI: its not my fault that im 5'5!!!!

TOKI: you are just super toll!!!

NITRO: hahahahA

yellow: wait I recognize your names

NITRO: lmao what

yellow:  I've listened to your music!

TOKI: Oh really??!?!?!

yellow: Yeah i like 'Get Up' the most!

TOKI: IVE GOT A FAN NITRO LOOK

NITRO: i see that

Katsuki: what the fuck

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[we gay]

[Rainbowship] was added to [we gay] by [Furry™]

Rainbowship: awe shit this is still my name?

Furry™: there are children in this chat

Rainbowship: so?

Rainbowship: if Bakugou is here he has said worse

Furry™: you are right - I am leaving now

Rainbowship: okay 'dad' see you

Furry™: why must you call me that?

Rainbowship: you make sure the staff don't kill themselves, you make sure students don't die - title: father

Furry™: I see.

[Furry™] has left [we gay]

yellow: who are you?

Rainbowship:  oh right you dont know me yet...

mindseeker: who?

Rainbowship:  im going to wait till #everyone's here

purple:  huh?

pink: Oh another person?

sleep™:   istg if you caused this denki

yellow:  NOPE

yellow:  it was the principal this time

○(・x・):   d(･∀･○)

tape:  well if this isn't denki's fault and the principal put them(?) here then we should accept it?