Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “Look, you great pack of lunatics, there is no one living in this Hobbit hole but me, and it’s been that way since my parents passed. Now for goodness sake, Gandalf,” she said, turning to the Wizard, “would you please explain what is going on?”

    “My dear Hobbit,” said Gandalf, “we were endeavouring to…”

    And it was then that Bilba learnt about a key and a map, a stolen treasure in a lonely mountain and…

    “Do you mean to tell me,” said Bilba, spotting the familiar symbol on the map, “that this is about the dragon?”

    “Well,” said Balin, “yes.”

    Bilba rolled her eyes. “You might have said so earlier!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,243
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    1,018
    Bookmarks:
    405
    Hits:
    13,512