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Tony Stark added Lucifer Morningstar, John Constantine, Logan Howlett, Quinn HBJ, Ethan Knight, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Hela Odinsdottir, James Rhodes, James Barnes, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Carol Danvers, Eddie Brock, Callum Lynch, Arthur Pendragon, Jesse Custer, Diana Prince, Oliver Queen, and Nathan Summers to “I’m Bored so I Created this Group Chat”

CoffeeAddict is Connected                                                                                                                                                                    CandianAngerIssues is Connected                                                                                                                                                      WARMACHINEROX is Connected                                                                                                                                                            AngryVampireSlayer is Connected                                                                                                                                                                            EthanPeckLook-a-Like is Connected                                                                                                                                                                        Terminator is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                          TheBornKing is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                      Emo2.0 is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                                 OGEmo is Connected                                                                                                                                                                            FuckLungCancer is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                    EmeraldArcher is Connected                                                                                                                                                                GodFuckedOffSoITookOver is Connected                                                                                                                                                                     MagnetoTurnedAssassin is Connected

CandianAngerIssues: What the hell is this Stark?

CoffeeAddict: A group chat o.0                                                                                                                                                                                CoffeeAddict: Thought that was obvious

WARMACHINEROX: Tones… why?

CoffeeAddict: In case we need to get in contact *Shrugs*

AngryVampireSlayer: Please don't do that

CoffeeAddict: If I didn't, then how would you know if I shrugged or rolled my eyes?

AngryVampireSlayer: …                                                                                                                                                                                           AngryVampireSlayer: Okay point -.-

EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Why have I been added?                                                                                                                                                      EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Quinn, No. Change it.

AngryVampireSlayer: But you do look like him :)

EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Change It.

AngryVampireSlayer: Fine -.-

AngryVampireSlayer changed EthanPeckLook-a-Like's name to Spock

Spock: -.-

Terminator: What the Hell is going on here?!

TheBornKing: Tony got bored watching TV and decided to make a group chat

Terminator added DieAlready!

Terminator: Revenge Dickwads

DieAlready!: I'm hurt! you guys make GC and don't add me straight away 0o0

CandianAngerIssues: Shut it, Wade -.-

DieAlready!: I knew you loved me!

CandianAngerIssues: I really don't -.-

DieAlready!: Wolvie, Baby! You're hurting my feelings!

CandianAngerIssues: e.0 DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Emo2.0: Am I the only one confused here?                                                                                                                                                                   Emo2.0: Really Stark? -.-

FuckLungCancer: Nope

EmeraldArcher: No

GodFuckedOffSoITookOver: No

OGEmo: No.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OGEmo: Just look at how made the chat and you'll understand

CoffeeAddict: Oh, gee thanks, Mom -.-

OGEmo: You're welcome ;)

CandianAngerIssues: Is everyone just gonna ignore that?

LiteralDevil is Connected

LiteralDevil: Yes                                                                                                                                                                                                           LiteralDevil: Know come to bed Anthony *Smirks*

LiteralDevil is Disconnected

CoffeeAddict: 0.0 Gotta Go! Night Guys!

CoffeeAddict is Disconnected

FuckLungCancer is Disconnected

CandianAngerIssues: How is this my life? -.-

MagnetoTurnedAssassin: I really don't know *shrugs*

CandianAngerIssues: *Sigh*

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OGEmo is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                               CoffeeAddict is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                 Emo2.0 is Connected                                                                                                                                                                                            WonderWonman is Connected

OGEmo changed her name to GoddessofDeath

GoddessofDeath: Better

CoffeeAddict: Why'd you change it? It was so accurate :(

GoddessofDeath: o.0

CoffeeAddict: *gulps* You're right I'm sorry

Emo2.0: *Smirks*

GoddessofDeath: Like your one to brother mine

Emo2.0: -.-

WonderWoman added Valkyrie

WonderWoman: Sorry, it was getting boring

CoffeeAddict: I feel so attacked right now

CoffeeAddict changed Valkyrie's name to BAMFAlcoholic

BAMFAlcoholic: Not bad :)                                                                                                                                                                             BAMFAlcoholic: But, why am I here?

WonderWoman: The boys are being boring *Shrugs*

Emo2.0: -.- So you giving her a decent name but not me?                                                                                                                                       Emo2.0: Your own UNCLE?!

CoffeeAddict: Fine if you're that uptight about it *rolls eyes*

CoffeeAddict changed Emo2.0's name to Horny

BAMFAlcoholic: Oh, that's brilliant X'D                                                                                                                                                         BAMFAlcoholic: Hey, Laki!

Horny: That is not my name                                                                                                                                                                         

BAMFAlcoholic: Whatever                                                                                                                                                                             BAMFAlcoholic: Why'd you stop wearing the horns?

Horny: No comment                                                                                                                                                                                               Horny: Stark! Change my name at once!

CoffeeAddict: Aww, but it fits

Horny: Change It

CoffeeAddict: Why? are you ashamed it that it makes your horniness?

BAMFAlcoholic: Wow, that was so bad                                                                                                                                                          BAMFAlcoholic: Korg could do better in his sleep

WonderWoman: I'm sorry Tony but I have to agree

CoffeeAddict: :'(

Horny: Change it Stark

CoffeeAddict: NO!

Horny: I'll replace all the coffee in the compound with decaf

CoffeeAddict: *narrows eyes* You would

Horny: o.0 Oh? Pray tell why wouldn't I?

CoffeeAddict: ...*Smirks*                                                                                                                                                                               CoffeeAddict: MOOOOOMM!!

GoddessofDeath: Oh for Odin's Sake!

GoddessofDeath has changed Horny's name to Mischief(Not)Managed

GoddessofDeath: Is that acceptable?

Mischief(Not)Managed: *Thumbs up*

LordSparkles is Connected

BAMFAlcoholic: Hahaha X'D

CoffeeAddict: Oh my god that is brilliant X'D *wipes away tears*

Mischief(Not)Managed: 0.0 Oh shit

Mischief(Not)Managed is Disconnected

LordSparkles: LOKI WAT HAS THOU DONE WITH STORMBREAKER?!                                                                                                                   LordSparkles: ...                                                                                                                                                                                                    Lord Sparkles: Bugger, he's left already hasn't he? -.-

CoffeeAddict: Afraid so Point Break

LordSparkles: Would any of seen it?                                                                                                                                                                 LordSparkles: Or know someone who might know where it is?

WonderWoman: One-moment brb

WonderWoman has added Hercules

Hercules: Hey guys, Tony. What did you want Diana?

CoffeeAddict: ...                                                                                                                                                                                               CoffeeAddict: Why do I feel attacked right now by that?

WonderWoman: Have you seen StormBreaker by any chance?

Hercules: What's it look like?

CoffeeAddict: Big, half hammer, half axe, long wooden handle

Mischief(Not)Managed: Eloquent as ever Anthony

CoffeeAddict: 0.0 I thought you left?

Mischief(Not)Managed: I did

BAMFAlcoholic: So why didn't it show you connecting back in?

Mischief(Not)Managed: *Smirks*

Hercules: o.0 Anyway, yeah I tripped over on way to meet Ares

WonderWoman: It's in OLYMPUS?! o.0

Hercules: Yeah. Please come and get before Ares finds it and uses it start world war III                                                                                    Hercules: Gotta of Percy and his pegasus are about to crash

Hercules is Disconnected

WonderWoman: *Smirks* Now this I've got to see

WonderWoman is Disconnected

Mischief(Not)Managed: You'd think a demigod would know how to actually ride their steed if they been riding as long as he

CoffeeAddict: I hate magic -.-

GoddessofDeath: o.0

BAMFAlcoholic: You do realise you and your entire family are basically mythical beings that use magic right?

CoffeeAddict: Shud up -.-

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