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Lander was looking more into his school while he was babysitting his neighbor's across the street five kids. The fifteen year old girl was obsessed with makeup and Lander always help her and her girlfriend Lander always know was around. The twelve year old always wanted to sing and dance.
Lander had to do ballet with her because she wasn't used to doing it by herself. Then there was the eight year old twin girl and boy and who loves to run around and make a mess without regret.
In other words, they got on Lander's nerves unless he gave them cookies and the frozen movie. Lander was tired of the let it go song now. Then there was the four year old boy that likes to run naked throughout the house. Lander got flashed by the boy than Nick's surprise sex night.
And mooned. So Lander did one thing he could do. Let their ass play outside. Ellie was so much simpler. It was a shame she was with her brother. Nick stayed with a friends house a few days ago. Lander assumed it was the same friend who babysitted Ellie before Lander came into the picture.
So the fifteen year old was talking away from Lander with her girlfriend, the twelve year old was setting a small pool up so she and the four year old can play, and the twins was running around the place, sometimes telling them to stay away from the road. In one ear and out the other apparently. Lander's phone ran in his pocket.
Lander sighed and answer his phone. "Hello?" Lander said a bit tired. The twins ran onto the road again, but no car was coming and Lander was tired. "You sound horrible." Nick answer. Lander huffed, rubbing one of his temples. "Promise me we'll never have four kids. Bonnie is lucky she's paying me good. Anyway, what's up?"
Nick hesitated for a moment, but Lander was thinking he was watching Ellie and his friend due to the sound of Mario Brothers theme song in the background.
"Well, I'm heading back today and I want to talk to you. Nothing bad, I think. But it's something I want to get off my chest." Lander shrugged. "Sure. I can get the kids into bed by 10 and we can talk." Nick laugh nervously. "Really? Thank babe.
I really need this. Anyway, I'm on my way now. You sound like you need help." Lander hummed, sparing a glance at the four year old splashing before watching the twins again. Don't they run out of energy? "Get me a spicy caesar salad from wendy's and you'll be my hero." Nick chuckled and promise to get it.
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The sun was setting and the kids decided today was the day they get on his nerves. Lander wanted the girlfriend to go now that it was getting late and he don't want to hear moans from that room. They really scream at him. The dancer wanted to wear her tutu but Lander was strictly instructed not to let her or she'll dirty it up.
The twins was always running from him laughing and the four year old was inside naked, not wanting to take a bath. Lander was so glad he was gay and unable to have kids. Nick was taking longer than usual to head back, but was told that he had to make a few stops.
So Landerwas stuck alone. "Shut Up!" Lander shouted. Lander addressed the couple. "You'll see her tomorrow. You'll survive the night but so help me God I so much as smell her, your parents will know." Then then the dancer. "And you'll wear it during your recital so stop asking me to wear it. Your mom said no, so I'm saying no.
Both of y'all go inside and make your brother get in that bath water." The two girls frown, but walk inside while the girl friend said some derogatory word and headed down the road to her house. The fact that she stayed a few doors down still peeve him.
Now it was time to get the twins, who was playing across the street by his house. "Get over here now!" Lander shouted, but it was blocked off by loud music and girls screaming.
They was driving crazily and almost drunkenly. That's when the boy fell and skid his knee in the middle of the road. Time slowed down and sped up. Lander push the twin girl and scooped up the twin boy and threw him away.
He was not so lucky. All Lander felt was pain before he saw darkness.