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    This WAS a series of one shots/crack chapters following A (Idiot) Human In Disguise. ) Somehow some plot got thrown in.

    The Autobots have gained an unlikely, albeit strange, new ally. They have no bloody idea who this human is.

    In short, Autobots are confused, government officials are frustrated, and Megatron and his Decepticons want to see if this human can be squished.

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    Maristella Milagros wasn't entirely sure what to think when she saw a giant, car/jet/robot fight in her almost literal backyard in the middle of the night, but at the time she'd been tired, really tired. So, she had written a note on one of the cars going to scrap metal, turned on the ignition, and had the car drive itself into what was apparently a "Decepticon".

    Somehow, that lead to her running around in leather, pretending that she wasn't screaming on the inside.

    Yeah, she had no bloody clue what was going on, but she was pretty sure the giant robots that liked destroying stuff and nearly killing humans were the bad guys, so...

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