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It never occured to Kakyoin but as anyone with clear eyes it was obvious the Duwang Academy's football star Dio Brando harbour feelings at his childhood friend Kujo Jotaro... the only student who never hesitated to spit foul things and whatnot if they get in his nerves he then wears black trenchcoat and a hat that somehow manage to merge with his hair, how is that possible?
World-class scientist can't probably explain this and Kakyoin was aware it was a mistake to question the fandom's logic at the first place but still....

Sigh..If Dio Brando have a courage to tell Jotaro Kujo his feelings and stop being a dramatic bitch and hopelessly devoted to him maybe it will turn out better for them but noooope Dio is not just a dramatic bitch he's also a TSUNDERE... Kakyoin wouldn't lie the tension of the two was reaching the breaking point of even his own legendary patience.

Iggy...last week commented about getting a huge megaphone so he can shout his frustration at the two because he can't- their unresolved sexual tension is HOLY SHIT.-

Kakyoin knew Dio Brando deep down bears the guilt of what happen to Jotaro when they were a just kids that's why he keep returning the favor in some other ways unbeknownst to Jotaro's knowledge. For example Kujo Jotaro's lunch in cafeteria is paid for fully year, some teachers who Jotaro had a verbal fight suddenly had been fired- damn Dio and his connections- cause Jotaro in everything is...he was always right despite his deliquency Kakyoin admired him for his philosophies and perspective in society, apparently his friend was aloof and Jotaro's expression tells as if he was done and the universe already gave enough shit.

And today just like any other day Kakyoin Noriaki would accidentally stumble in some interesting scenes or conversations.

Whatta beautiful day too see the unofficial power couple.

"Why would you take the blame aren't you getting tired?" Dio reprimanded him as they currently standing alone on the hall minus Kakyoin watching them on the side.

Jotaro shrug and act this situation happen oftens "Its fine Dio... I don't want them to get into the trouble"

Dio wanted to shake Jotaro gladly he refrain his hands from doing it "Would it kill you to be a selfish asshole for once?"

The young deliquent sigh and deadpans "Yes"

Kakyoin run his hand on his face... Jotaro and his -Im going to take the blame in order to make the others happy- attitude. Ever since Jotaro was a social outcast and he talk less to his classmates his homeroom teacher force him to enter the Service Club, he's taking the blame if the club gets into a conflict or a trouble even tho its not his fault and somehow Dio bribed the school staffs so he could join the Service Club while he was in football.

Dio pinch the bridge of his nose "Jojo you can't keep doing this"

Jotaro only bring his cap down covering his eyes- Kakyoin knew this habit of Jotaro.. He's hiding his emotion.

"Good grief...Why do you care?"

For the love of god Jotaro turn around and was about to walk away... Kakyoin never know Jotaro can be dramatic like this...And now he is pretty much watching a soap opera infront of him.

Internally, Kakyoin is yelling at his friend... "Idiot! You are the smartest but the oblivious! If you only knew"

Dio words cut down inside his throat, he keep clenching and unclenching his fist till he finally said "You always endure everything Jotaro...I hope you fucking realise of how selfish you are"

Dio stomped off, fuming and scarying the students on the way.

Jotaro sighed again and bang his head on the nearest wall "Yare Yare Daze"

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Kakyoin sends a message at Avdol the dad in messenger.

Kakyoin: Avdol.. I need your help

Seen 3:22 AM

Avdol : Jesus Christ Kakyoin its 3 AM in the freaking morning why are you up so early.

Kakyoin: Look who's talking...

Seen 3:23 AM

Avdol is typing..

Avdol: My phone buzz. State your business before I mute you, you ruin my beauty sleep.

Seen 3:26 AM

Kakyoin: Alright you grumpy dad..Its Dio

Avdol: What about him?

Kakyoin: Let's help him...

Avdol: I don't think he needs help

Kakyoin: I know what your thinking.. But not really.. I mean he's hopeless.

Avdol: OooooH

Avdol: Oooooh

Avdol: Oh

Avdol: You mean his infantuation at Jotaro? 🤔

Kakyoin: *Sends nod gif*

Avdol: God dammit 😑.. I thought I was the only one who noticed. I saw Dio lately he was awfully quite while staring at the distance..

Kakyoin: Oh freak fracking gosh ;-; Poor him, He had an arguement with Jotaro.

Avdol: *Sighs* Figures... Jotaro will be always the reason.

Kakyoin: ON THE OTHER HAND WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING AVDOOOL OR THAT CHURCH BOI WILL STEAL DIO.

Avdol: Pucci is a good boy Kakyoin, we don't need to do something if he's just crushing hard at Dio.

Kakyoin: That's what I'm saying ! Hes crushing to our American lad!

Avdol: Have you forgot? Dio is british.

Kakyoin: I dont carE same DiFference!

Avdol: You absolutely dont make sense sometimes Kakyoin..

Kakyoin: The DioTaro ship needs to sail!

Avdol: I know Kakyoin and I think I probably understand why Dio had a hard time to confess his feelings.

Kakyoin: You do?

Avdol: Yes its simple... For you Kakyoin having a confidence of a shameless person you can easily confess to your love interest. Unlike Dio who hesistated and always tried to get on Jotaro's good grace but he's thinking Jotaro would never accept his feelings because of "the accident" you told me before.

Kakyoin: (---;_____;-------) *bawls*

Avdol: Well that's only my speculations and based on their behaviors.

Kakyoin: I never knew Psychology is a scary thing.

Avdol: As much as I am rooting for them, we need to know if Jotaro feels the same way...

Kakyoin: Roger that ^_^.

Avdol: Now I need to go back to sleep and you too.

Kakyoin: Okay doks see you in the morning dad..

Avdol: GO BACK TO SLEEP.

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