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Hinata had been laying in his bed for over thirty minutes now, waiting for his boyfriend, Komaeda, to enter the room wearing a special outfit for his eyes only.
Hinata was praying that it would be the perfectly tailored maid outfit he had gifted Komaeda recently.
Tonight was their anniversary.
Hinata couldn’t believe it had been a year since they first met on that nude beach while vacationing in Mexico....
Tonight also happened to be the anniversary of their two additional roommates Kokichi and Shuichi.
Ironically, they had all attended the same high school: Midtown High. Yes, the one Spider-man went to. Spider-man actually sat behind Hinata in AP Chem.
However, they had all been in different classes, so none of them met until recently, on Craigslist.
Their apartment was spacious enough: two bedrooms, a large bathroom, a living space, a kitchen, and a dining room. It also overlooked the heart of New York City.
Bedrooms were a rare occurrence in New York City, and rent was high...but all four of the residents had decent paying jobs.
Hinata was a brain surgeon at a large hospital in the city. The waitlist for his surgical expertise was in the thousands. Komaeda owned the most popular bagel cafe in the entire city. The line was always so long, that people would have to wait hours for one bagel.
Shuichi was the best private detective in all of New York. He assisted the Avengers in hunting down Thanos’ location after “the snap.” And Kokichi... Kokichi was the CEO of the New York branch of Chuck E. Cheese.
With all of their salaries, they were able to make rent easily. They had only been living together for a couple of weeks, but so far... it had been great.
Suddenly, the door knob to Hinata & Komaeda’s bedroom began jiggling.
Hinata sat up with anticipation.
Please be the maid costume, please be the maid costume...
The door burst open, and there stood Komaeda wearing the well-anticipated maid costume and the head of the classic Chuck E. Cheese mouse costume.
TWENTY MINUTES EARLIER:
Komaeda let out a moan as Hinata gave him what would be his fifth hickey in a row on his neck.
They were laying on their bed in their room.
“Hinata-kun! That’s t-too many! My employees will surely notice t-tomorrow!” Komaeda said in a heightened tone.
“So be it.” Hinata replied before tugging at Komaeda’s bagel patterned leggings.
“W-wait!” Komaeda grabbed Hinata’s hand. “I want to change into something... special.” He blushed.
Hinata gulped. “Oh, really?” He raised an eyebrow.
“Yes. It’s our anniversary, after all.” Komaeda said.
Hinata got off of Komaeda and Komaeda slipped out of the bed.
“I’ll be back in a minute.” He told Hinata.
“I can’t wait.” Hinata smirked as Komaeda left.
Once out of the room, Komaeda walked towards the giant walk-in closet that all four of them shared.
He was going to put in the perfectly tailored maid outfit that Hinata had gifted him recently.
Hinata would surely love it on him!
Excitedly, he opened the closet. He was not expecting what was inside...
The classic Chuck E. Cheese mouse costume was laying on the floor of their closet.
Komaeda gasped. “Creepy... must be Kokichi’s...” he muttered.
But why would Kokichi, the CEO of Chuck E. Cheese NY, have a dirty old mouse costume in the closet?
It was certainly... suspicious.
Suddenly Komaeda had a thought! Hinata had always referred to Komaeda as his “little rat” when they cuddled after sex. So... this mouse costume.... would surely both surprise and delight Hinata.
“I’m sure Kokichi wouldn’t mind...” Komaeda reached down to pick up the costume.
As he grasped it... he realized... someone was inside!
“Ah!” Komaeda stepped back, surprised.
A loud hissing noise came from inside the suit. The person inside rolled over and began crawling away.
Komaeda grabbed the suit by the back collar and the person inside rolled over onto their back again.
Komaeda pulled off the head.
“Kokichi?”
Kokichi was so small, that the costume looked empty laying on the floor like that.
Kokichi opened his eyes a crack. “Oh heyyy!” He hiccuped.
“What are you doing sleeping in the closet... in a Chuck E. Cheese costume?” Komaeda asked.
“I maaaaay have gotten drunk at work.” Kokichi giggled.
“Seriously? Drunk?” Who gave this bitch a Capri sun and told him it was alcohol....” Komaeda muttered.
Kokichi reached up. “Help?”
Komaeda sighed.
Hinata was waiting for him... but he couldn’t just leave his new roommate like this....
He bent down to pull Kokichi out of the costume.
Out of nowhere, Kokichi grabbed Komaeda and pulled him down on on top of him.
“Oof!”
“Shuiiiiiichi, you’re home sooo early. Carry me to bed and get me a panta grape?” Kokichi whined.
“Whoa... nope! No!” Komaeda tried to pull away.
“But it’s our anniversaaaaary.” Kokichi whined again.
“Kokichi.... it’s Komaeda! I’m not Shuichi!” Komaeda tried again to pull away.
“Huh?” Kokichi opened his eyes wider. “Komaeda!” He hissed again and finally let go.
“Jeez.” Komaeda stood up.
“I thought you were Shuichi.” Kokichi laughed. “That’s fuuuuunny.”
“What are you even doing in that costume? Is that seriously what the CEO wears to work?” asked Komaeda in a sassy tone.
Kokichi laughed even harder. “That was just a lie!”
“...What was just a lie?” Komaeda was genuinely confused.
“Oh, don’t worry about it... it’s just a little catchphrase I have.” Kokichi told him.
Komaeda rolled his eyes. “Alright well... good luck.” He grabbed his maid costume and turned to leave.
“Waiiiiit...” Kokichi sat up. “You gotta help! I.. I don’t want Shuichi to find me like this...”
Komaeda felt bad again.
“Fine.” He hung his maid costume back up.
When he bent down to help Kokichi, Kokichi laughed and crawled away.
“That’s it...” Komaeda tackled Kokichi.
The two wrestled for a bit before Kokichi came out on top.
He stood up and brushed himself off. “It’s been real but I’m boooored and I need to sleep off this alcohol before the real Shuichi comes home.”
Kokichi then stumbled out of the room, still wearing half of the Chuck E. Cheese costume.
Komaeda sat up and sighed.
“What the hell was that even?” He spoke to himself.
Then, he noticed the head of the Chucky E. Cheese costume sitting on the floor near him.
What if...