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1. An Ineffable Tournament by cynicwithasecret

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   15 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Background Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel & Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel & Michael (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel & Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub & Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
   • The Ineffable Plan (Good Omens)
   • Slow Burn
   • but it'll be worth it
   • Awkward Romance
   • Interoffice Romance
   • Phone Calls
   • Gabriel has Doubts
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Hell is going to have a Tournament
   • Paperwork
   • Bible Quotes
   • because i had to
   • there's actually some violence
   • Humor
   • Protective Beelzebub
   • First Time
   • Semi-Metaphysical Sex
   • but also just regular canoodling
   • Angst

   Summary

   Archangel Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub are not so pleased that the Great War has been cancelled. While Gabe is having major doubts about God's Plan for the universe, Bee is organising a tournament for the (restless) armies of Hell. Dissatisfied and frustrated, they turn to each other, but will have to get past denial first. These inter-office phone calls are getting increasingly distracting.

   Something's got to break for something new to form. Little does anyone know what the Ineffable Plan has in store.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   37,843

   Chapters:

   9/?

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