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vibe check has created group-chat of twenty-seven members called do you like cock and balls? 

vibe check: vibe check 

big lion: delete this before our fucking teachers see 

sans: holy shit its big lion 

god is a woman: Cursing is against the Word of God. 

*mom voice* acid: sorry shiozaki 

god is a woman: But some rules were made to be broken. 

vibe check:  im so scared how does all might know big lion 

trans rights: you kids are insufferable 

papyrus: but you saved us at usj so 

big lion: i would smite you deku but how is mr. aizawa typing 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: hes not 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: tenya is typing 

stay hydrated: Where are you? This is your job. 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: getting food? Smh be grateful 

stay hydrated: I’m sorry. Thank you Uncle Hizashi. 

virgo rights: Uncle? 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: yeah i love my honorary nephew 

virgo rights: Oh! I see. 

vibe check: no but i mean i., how are y’all doing. We kinda just got attacked the other day

two balls and a bong: slow building anxiety attack haunts me

trans rights: once im free of my chains im assigning you all therapy paid by yuuei 

kuromi: chains?  

trans rights: my casts and bandages

kuromi: oh 

*mom voice* acid: hell yeah class trip to free therapy babey! 

*mom voice* acid: can i get a hoy yeah! 

chat noir: Hoy yeah! 

froakie: hoy yeah!

stay hydrated: hoy yeah! 

your social security is someone elses: hoy yeah!

whack-a-mole: hoy yeah! 

vibe check: hoy yeah!

sonic spikes: hoy yeah!

thumper:  ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ!

ladybug: hoy yeah! 

ninjara: hoy yeah! 

kuromi: hoy yeah! 

two balls and a bong: hoy yeah! 

badtemaru: Hoy yeah. 

bergmite: Hoy yeah? 

hey there demons: hoy yeah! 

big lion: hoy fucking yeah.

papyrus: hoy yeah! 

god is a woman: Hoy yeah. May God bless us.

virgo rights: Hoy yeah!

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: holy shit are you guys okay? also who are you guys? i only know kaminari 

trans rights: why are you in this chat. 

vibe check: because he’s cool! 

big lion: you added the purple fucker in the chat? 

vibe check: he’s our friend. 

papryus: are you shinsou? 

stay hydrated: Oh no.

your social security is someone elses: run. 

trans rights: leave now son. 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: im??? Confused???

big lion: you should be scared

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: holy shit its big lion

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do you like cock and balls? 

stay hydrated: @vibe with me or suffer the consequences The other day you said you knew Kaminari but you know me as well?

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: when im tired i forget things sorry tenya

stay hydrated: But you’re always tired? 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: yeah. 

trans rights: Take your melatonin. 

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: no u 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: n̸̙̜ͩ͊ͪͬ̃o̮͙͖͖̝̯̝̹̓́̓ͤ̅͛ͣͧ͘͞ͅ ̵̭̼̪̖͎̠̼͔́̀̆͊͑̉̈͊͋b̷͍̝̞̺̙̊̓̃ͮ̿́̚͘ö̴̢̻̘̮́̕t͈̣̭͔̞̯̙̺̏̓̌̈ͦ̏̚h̞͖̟̥̭̠͉̃̋ͫͮ̿͆ͫ͜͠ ͎̹͈͊̊̆ͧ͑͗͊̍o̡̯̳̥̖̲̝͙͐͊͐͐͌f̴̳̓ͫ̉̍͜ ̭ͥy̛̹̦͎̼̲̅ͤ̇̈͌͒̄͊ͩo̢͔͊̌͊͊̄ͦ͊̚͠u̟͖̣͖͉͓͎͂͋͜͡

trans rights: ominous 

your social security is someone elses: all of you shut the fuck up. 

trans rights: ???????????

papyrus: sorry she’s hyped for the festival 

trans rights: oh 

badtemaru: the darkness that resides within one woman. 

your social security is someone elses: shut the hell up edgar allen poe im training  

whack-a-mole: I’m so scared why does she sound like Bakugo?

stay hydrated: That is because they are training together.

whack-a-mole: Oh. 

*mom voice* acid: that explains so much

big lion:  what the HELL does that mean you fucking pinkity drinkity

two balls and a bong: you’ve been a lot nicer lately?

sonic spikes: It’s manly to support your friends! 

papyrus: oh i see.

big lion: WHAT THE SHIT DOES THAT MEAN DEKU

your social security is someone elses: it means

your social security is someone elses: SHUT THE HELL UP THE FESTIVAL IS IN TWO DAYS

vibe check: okay queen

your social security is someone elses: finally someone with sense

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(8:00 A.M.)

do you like cock and balls? 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: SPORTS FESTIVAL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

froakie: hell yeah

trans rights: i feel like something is going to happen today

stay hydrated: That’s because it’s the sports festival? Also stay hydrated today fellow classmates!

your social security is someone elses: okay!!! will do!!!

*mom voice* acid: B.Y.O.H.

big lion: B.Y.O.H. ?

hey there demons: Bring Your Own Hydroflasksksksksksksksksksksksksksks

virgo rights: I’ll bring the scrunchies though! 

vibe check: thank you queen

papyrus: schunchie…..

sans: Yeah. 

bergmite: Ominious. 

(11:27 A.M.) 

god is a woman: Not to use the Lord’s name in vain, but what in God’s name just happened?

chat noir: Midoriya gains a boyfriend.

virgo rights: Ominous.

vibe with me or suffer the consequences: yeah

(11:49 A.M.)

bergmite  >>> papyrus  (PRIVATE MESSAGE)

bergmite sent location!

bergmite: Meet me here.

papyrus: ominous 

(12:10 P.M.) 

do you like cock and balls?

trans rights: IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN 

vibe check: another boyfriend

bergmite: actually im agender

vibe check: oh sorry t’hedam

bergmite: hm

bergmite: acceptable

thumper: (≧∀≦ゞ

*mom voice* acid: are we going to ignore that todoroki killed a man though

ladybug: Yes. 

going ghost!: ominous but im also agender todoroki so if you need anyone to talk to about it im here

bergmite: thanks

vibe check: also mina you say that like you didn’t demolish aoyama

chat noir: And Shiozaki absolutely wiped the floor with you~!

vibe check: yes but hear me out

vibe check: all women…are queens

virgo rights: That means you also? Since you are genderfluid? 

vibe check: i stand by what i said

two balls and a bong: okay queen

(12:36 P.M.) 

stay hydrated: I’m sorry but I have to leave. Something important came up.

papyrus: understandable! stay safe iida. 

your social security is someone elses: Yeah! Love you Iida hope you are okay!

ladybug: I’m so scared how is midoriya typing so soon aren’t you dead? 

papyrus: thats my sexy little secret ;)

sonic spikes: Ominous! 

god is a woman: That is all we have been saying today. 

froakie: this is a strange sports festival

trans rights: no other sports festivals have been like this one so you’re right

badtemaru: what a mad banquet of darkness

(1:17 P.M) 

big lion: what the FUCK 

bergmite: yeah i probably deserve that

papyrus: no you don’t!

bergmite: no i don’t 

big lion: GODDAMNIT fine BUT NEXT TIME WE FIGHT 

big lion: YOU BRING YOUR FUCKING ALL 

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IDIOT: LISTEN UP GREMLINS GET OFF YOUR PHONES AWARD CEREMONIES SOON IF YOU DON’T GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONES I WILL BREAK THEM WITH MY VOICE 

lavender lotion: and i think shouta is scary 

hey there demons:  inch resting…

ninjara: ominous 

(1:34 P.M.)  

kuromi: why is that so…..

kuromi: iconic. 

*mom voice* acid: I WAS TAKING A DUMP WHAT HAPPENED

kuromi: bakugo wore a trans flag as a cape on the stand while holding hands with kirishima for support

two balls and a bong: SO BASICALLY BAKUGO WORE oh

*mom voice* acid: HELL YEAH 

trans rights: never been more proud of you gremlins

whack-a-mole: I ALSO TOOK A DUMP AND YOUR TELLING ME THAT BAKUGO DID THAT 

ninjara: but can we give tokoyami and big hug though? he came really far and did really good.

badtemaru: nay

sonic spikes: HELL FUCKING YEAH

badtemaru: …

kuromi: going to cry again? 

badtemaru: Yes.